#kith u ok bye

[okartichoke]

HIII KITH AND KIN !!!!!! i'm finally officially rebranding myself as squirrel, just as god intended. (i <3 squirrels)

if anybody wants to ask me abt this character i would love u forever~~ :333333 (read as: in my first draft of this post, i rambled about him for way too long, then subsequently got embarrassed and deleted it all LOL)

more squirrel related screaming in the tags if you are interested >:3333 ok bye i hope you're doing well bye !!!

[emilabove]

helo my friends

since i am constantly talking about my ocs it is now Your Turn

simple quemstion for u: who would ur character main in smash bros and Why

[ducktollers]

[ID in alternate text]

gay

[134340am]

Daichi literally radiates comfort :(

he gives the most affectionate head pats and stroke your cheek so gently (and very often too)

(Also certified top tier hugger and cuddler)

Congrats for surviving your first day in the coffee shop!!

FR!!!!!

oh my gosh, this ask just sent me into daichi brainrot i need him so bad 😭 his hands are so rough and strong but he always touches you so tenderly, y’know?

stroking your cheek gently… i’d like to think he uses the back of his knuckles to do that and he always has the softest, fondest look on his face : ( if you’re being grumpy or pouty he pinches your cheek with his knuckles too hehe. AHHHH!!! i’d kill for a daichi hug tbh he looks so big and warm 🥺

thank you my fren!!! i’m exhausted but it was a goob first day, and i’m so thankful for everyone who’s sent me well wishes and good luck ♥️

[yuzenji-archive]

let’s talk more abt gajeel and his massive fucking arms

PLEASE OH MY GOD but like i actually only started watching fairy tail the only reason im in gajeel brainrot is bc i claimed him in mudae and told my best friend so she can have him and this missy decided to tell me we’d be cute together and that im literally levy so . shes at fault for tjis shes responsible for what i have to say about mr redfox

I JUST??? WHEN I SEE HIM I WANT TO BE IN HIS FUCKIN ARMS !!! imagine how warm he is and how good of a hugger gajeel is OHHHH i got rboz’s (the famous gajevy fanartist) patreon for a month bc im broke and can onmy afforf one month and i have to say it was worth it !!! both gajeel and levy r so pretty and i saw a lot of gajeel peepee and it really looked like the way i imagined it to be

to everyone seeing this im so sorry for what i said but . i just ?1? im confused im gajeel brainrot i think i live to serve him

[maraczeks]

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[softbinu]

missing a certain chipmunk very much today 💗🥺🐿💗

[izukuisbaby]

hi u r so hot, ok bye *kith*

hello, you're the hottest (come to my room rn)

[wozwaid]

danganronpa v3 kissing headcanons?

Y E S! I’m gonna do the boys hehe

Shuichi

- shy. boy. 

- doesnt know how to do it

- kokichi told him that the person sticks out their tongue and then he’s supposed to lick it

- and he BELIEVED HIM

- so you gotta take the lead

- but once he gets the hang of it he’ll be a solid 8/10 at kissing!

Kaito

- ACTUALLY A GOD

- HES JUST NATURALLY GOOD AT IT

- HE’S LITERALLY NEVER KISSED ANYONE BEFORE BUT HES INSANELY GOOD AT IT?

- solid 11/10 he's way too good its kinda scary

Kokichi

- just as clueless as shuichi

- everyone thinks he was lying about the licking tongue thing but he actually thought that that was how you did it

- I mean props to him for trying to give genuine advice?

- once he figures out how to he’ll tease the living HELL out of you

- he’ll move in closer and ur like oH YEAH BABY and then he’ll like say “hey do you see that over there?”

- MOTHERFUCKER JUST KISS ME AJ9IOWEFKLAOWIEFLKSDWOAEIDSL

- he teases you sm to the point where you’ll like cry and then he’ll feel SO BAD

- KOKICHI MIGHT BE A TEASE BUT HE HAS A HEART

- he’s so soft around you but don't you DARE tell anyone

K1B0

- AWIJPOEFAPIOWEJFKAPOIRWGJFKDOAWIEDFKLS

- SORRY I JUST LOVE HIM SM

- keebo doesn’t know what he's doing, but HE TRIES SO HARD TO AND THATS WHY WE STAN KEEBO IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

- he's a REALLY FAST LEARNER!

- he will NEVER BE AGGRESSIVE

- the last thing he wants is to hurt you

- when he sees you he’ll pick you up and give u a kith oaigjwekprfsd

- he prefers to kiss your forehead though.

Rantaro

- insanely good.

- rantaro amami? no. rantaro a-daddy.

- SAME AS KAITO HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT HES DOING BUT HES JUST GOOD AT IT!

- it gets HEATED

- not gonna go into detail abt that but he just is  GOD WITH HIS TONGUE 

- ok bye no nevermind I'm gonna go sit in a corner timeout

Gonta

- no.

- I refuse to believe that he knows what kissing is

- when he learns, he only gives you little pecks

- gonta isn't big on intimacy. you know how much he loves you so he doesn't have to show it

Korekiyo

- aha- uh

-um

- he had practice...?

- yeah no I'm not doing this

Ryoma

- He’s like a solid 6/10

- he holds your hand when he kisses you!

- looks edgy but is a soft king

[hajimine]

LEX’S 2020 APPRECIATION POST PT. II !

— to the lovely moots & followers who i talk to quite often (or pretty much everyday), this one’s for you.

thank u for being in my life, you made my 2020 so so much better. i’m so grateful october lex decided to make a tumblr acc 🥲

i’ll try my best to keep it kinda short 🥲👍

in alphabetical order:

@4fterh0urs — my omega phoebe 😩‼️ ily so much bc you’re both extremely stupid n extremely smart at the same time. u mean so much to me and i love talking to u even if u call me such weird as nicknames every damn day 😃 you’re so sexy n hella intimidating smfh idk how i was able to make u my bitch (JK PLS DONT KILL MEE) anyways, thanks for being a real one bae + you’re the person i block the most, so you’re special ig 😹👍 ily you’re actually such a sap but u pretend to be all tough heh <33

@archivednikes — my solar system, my wh*re (lovingly) hi bae 😣 ok yk how much i love u but. im gonna tell u again: ILYSM!! OKAY??? please know that you’re such an amazing human being and you’re SO incredibly talented. god i love u so much please take care of yourself baby, you’re always so kind to other people and i hope you can do the same to yourself. once again, i am so fucking glad you decided to slide into my inbox that day, because now i look forward to talking to you every single morning. insert grabby hands ilysm <33

@boosyboo9206 — onyx hi babes! i’m so so grateful for you omg u dont even know it. you always manage to cheer me up with your antics and you’re always here to support me 🥺 whenever i’m down you somehow aways manage to make me feel a lil better. i love talking to u whether it’s about sth as mundane as the weather or even your obsession with the word peepers. thank you for being you, please take care of yourself and stop sleeping so damn late. ilysm <33

@ch4jime — chloe bae!! 😁 hi omg ilysm you’re so cute and cool and nice urghh thanks for always checking up on me! i love love seeing you in my asks, you’re such a lovely person to be around. i seriously need to be better at dropping in other people’s inbox, so just know that i’ll work on hanging out on your blog more often this year bc ily! i wish u all the best and please never stop being you baby mwah <33

@fairyoomi — hi bae 😣😣 how are u?? i know we don’t talk much anymore, and that’s okie, but i still wanna write u this lil note because i’m so thankful i met you here on tumblr. you’re an amazing writer and u were so sweet to me even when i was a teeny blog who didn’t know anyone. i admire u a lot, yknow? thanks for being such a friendly and welcoming person, ily <33

@gu3to — mochi bestieo 🙀 idk if you’ll even see this smh so i’m just gonna text u after this (if i don’t forget to rip) okay so. hello?! you’re so mf cool and you’re a trendsetter 🤩 yes yes im fueling your god complex it’s bc ily smh. you’re so dumb i wanna choke u sometimes but i won’t bc i’m also just as dumb 😁 pls stop disappearing from the face of the Earth okay ilysm you always keep it real and i know i can always count on u to listen to uh... my shit. okay so when are we gonna make out? 🤨 oki bye <33

@hoekageyama — wifey!! maddie baby urghh yk how much i love you, you’re one of my earliest moots im pretty sure? and aaaaa i’m so so glad i decided to be weird as hell and slide into your asks that day (pancreas. sighs. iconic.) you’re my numero uno whenever i wanna bark about hot 2d boys and what i’d let em do to me coughs err yea hehe. please take care of yourself baby you’re such a sweet and kind and loving person and i’m so glad to have you in my life. smh we text each other lovey dovey texts anyway but i still wanna do this for u 😋 ilysm!!! <33

@honeyskawa — lani baby hi! i know you haven’t been super active lately, but i just wanna tell u that i appreciate u so so much!! you honestly made my goddamn week when u sent me that ask about how i inspired you bc what the heck?? never in my life have i expected to have such an impact on someone. you’re a wonderful writer honestly. i love u so much and i hope everything’s going well baby, i’m excited talk to u more whenever you decide to be active on tumblr again <33

@jougogo — kaybae hi!!! you haven’t been on tumblr much lately but hi sexc it’s me lex lol i’ve moved accs hehe 😎 i hope u see this whenever u get your phone back cries. you’re such an amazing person to be around, always so cheerful and friendly, you exude so much positive vibes and ilysm. you always manage to lift up the mood with your sexc self and i admire u for that. you’re so incredibly chaotic and fun to be around ahrgehxhh i appreciate u sm and i hope you’re taking care of yourself bby ily <33

@kemochie — my waluigi, my favorite f*rry, hi 😝 urghhh god we just started talking everyday pretty recently but god. you’re so funny??? and i love bullying u bc u give me so much material to bully u with (ok jkjk i love u that’s why i bully u smh) also, you’re so incredibly supportive and u were actually the one who pushed me to finally post that atsumu fic, even tho stupid me accidentally deleted it LMAOBSBD anw, u bring sm joy in my life, so thank u for that. we’re a small lil filf and you’re the milf to my dilf LMAO ilysm mwah!! <33

@kenmaki — gabbae! virgo bestie!! hi hi !! you’re such a talented person and you’re an amazing writer, and i hope one day u can get past your insecurities and see yourself as the wonderful person u truly are. i love how we were able to relate to each from how similar virgos think + our initial conversation of dick measurements and such will forever be seared into my memory. and congrats on getting a daily railing on the dash HSBDH i don’t look at em i promise lol 🤩🤩 jdbdhdh ilysm bby <33

@miyams — ren sweet babie hi! you’re so incredibly talented please don’t listen to stupid hate anons. i’ll stab them with a serrated knife if i have to 😠🔪 you’re so flippin cute and sweet i love talking to you, and i love love love whenever u come by my inbox to say hi. i hope we can talk even more in 2021, my dms and asks are always open for u bby (even though i suck at replying right away, sorry abt that huhu) i love u sm baby please take care of yourself <33

@miyasangel — ardie bae 😜 hi sexc!! i still cant believe we talk like everyday now lmaoo i used to think you’re so freaking cool (i still do) and now i’m friends w u whattaheck 🥲 you’re such an amazing writer wtf. i hate that we had to start our friendship on such a sour note (ehem discord ehem) but i’m really glad it brought us closer together. ily cockarden i’ll be sure to bully u even more HAHAGS IM JK makes out w u so hard bc you’re so damn hot ily 😣‼️ <33

@owlywrites — owly baby hello! ily so so much and you’re so talented, you deserve so much recognition. i hope i can read more of your fics soon bc they’re so well written ugh 😣 thanks for always checking up on me and always being so incredibly sweet. i love u so so muchhh huhu i wanna give u the biggest hug in the world :( please take care of yourself and never stop being your genuine self kith kith <33

@rilacry — milfy gorlillola 😜😜‼️ hi sexc. omfg i was so intimidated by u wtf (and i still kinda am smh) bc you’re so cool?? and your writing n carrd making skills are amazing as hell wtf. u just exude BDE bc you’re hella hot AND bc u wanna peg everyone. anyways,, i’m glad we got closer recently, even if it was out of really wack circumstances. ily bae pls stop sticking your memojis everywhere mwah <33

@rintaroll — my kue tete ☹️☹️ ilysm smh bye i can’t believe we’re close now wtf you’ve always been so cool and sexc 😩‼️ oh god i rmb when u were still on your old acc and u seemed so out of reach and i was a lil intimidated ANDBDJD SHHH but yea now ik you’re just a big h word dork and i love u for that 😣 i wish u all the best for your singing career bby you’re such a talented writer AND singer wtf. also you’re so pretty???? wtf how rude 😠 JKJK HAHHSBD ilysm kithes u so hard <33

@tetsoleil — geegee!! hi baby 😣 thanks for being such a sweet human being ily! it’s been a while since we actually talked yeah? but i still want u to know that i love u a lot and i appreciate u so much. i’m so so grateful you’re in my life because you’re such a joy to be around. you’re an amazing writer bby and i hope you get the recognition u deserve. i’m always here for u if u need anything. ilysm bby <33

@velvetfireworks — rachie bae 🤩 my bakso goreng, my golden kiwi!!! ily!! hehe im so glad i decided to slide in your dms when u asked me if i was indo. but ahhhh you’re ao sweet and cute and supportive ilysm. an amaaazing writer and i admire your work so much, but i think you’ve heard me say that multiple times before. i’m so glad we became closer recently through our love for greasy food and wonky lil faces 👁💋👁 kith kith ilysm <33

@yato-o — yato baby hi!! urgh honestly i appreciate u so so much?? i feel so lucky to be able to get to know you. i don’t even remember how we met but ahhh thank u for always stopping by and have a chat with me even though i know you’re a busy person. please take care of yourself and get some rest whenever u need to! don’t feel pressured to come on here if you’re tired baby, im so grateful to have u in my life, i luv youu <33

HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU SEXY BAES!

kisses, lex

[inosukki]

midnight memory, nishinoya yuu.

synopsis: showering with nishinoya yuu!

ok so basically your a second year co-manager who’s going to take kiyoko’s place after she leaves

and you’re dating noya!! lucky u huh >:)

unlike kiyoko you’re staying the night at training camp bc you don’t live as close as she does (she did offer for you to stay the night but you wanted to spend time with noya so you respectfully declined)

anyways onto the showering part

basically noya texts you at an ungodly hour so you have the smallest chance of being caught

noya: hey baby gorl😼 tryna shower 2gether or sumn???

you: yes king🙏🙏 im omw rn!! don’t get nakey w/out me😡

noya: wouldn’t dream of it angel😊 now get yo fine ass over here asap im tryna kith u🥺🥺

(mf is a SIMP)

you put down your phone and grabbed your pjs and a towel before zooming (quietly) to the bathroom

your so giddy... like your about to spend time with your bf who you barely has had any free time because of stoopid volleyball!!! jk u support him sm so even just watching him play was enough for you

noya is the best libero and the best boy

you try to be as quiet as possible and tiptoe into the communal showers

and there he is

noya’s literally just standing there doing nothing mf is straight up this emoji🕴

but when he sees you his eyes light up and he makes this grabby motion with his hands which makes u MELT. he is baby

he literally whisper-yells “hi baby!!” before engulfing you in a much needed hug

you pout, telling him you missed him

he decides to ruin the moment by saying “whatever bitch, just take off yo clothes im tryna see sumn” but his eyes give him away because he’s literally looking at you in awe he is straight up in love

you roll your eyes and laugh before stripping down to your underwear

you were about to take off your undergarments when you notice he’s fully clothed and looking at you with his eyes wide and mouth hanging

“dude take off your clothes”

he snaps out of his trance and literaly takes off his clothes at the speed of light

now you’re both nakey (oo la la😼) and he turns on the shower

you both get in and stand in silence

he’s literally just staring at you which makes you nervous for some reason

“hi”

“hi”

to get rid of this ~tension~ you open your mouth and let water collect in it before spitting it straight at his face

he’s like :0

and you’re like >:3

and before you know it he spits water straight back at you while your mouth is WIDE OPEN

he’s literally losing his shit while you try not to slap this mf

“turn around noya”

he literally goes “huh?” thinking this might be a trick to get back at him or something but you just roll your eyes and forcefully turn him around so that he’s staring at the wall and you’re staring at his back

you then squirt a glob of this amazingg coconut shampo and just go crazy go stupid on his head

jk your gentle because he’s a precious baby

you slowly massage the shampoo into his head, making sure your touching his scalp with the pads of your fingers and not your fingertips

his head literally falls back and he’s moaning (not in that way u dirty bih)

he wouldn’t admit it to you but training has literally exhausted him especially since he doesn’t know when to stop

so the fact that you’re massaging him is helping him relax a lot!!

as you continue to massage his scalp you place a light kiss to the back of his neck which causes him to turn around immediately

he’s smiling so big and gently placed his hands on both of your cheeks, pulling you into a kiss

your chest feels warm and you smile into the kiss, but then pull away and embrace him

“i love you bubs” you whisper

he rests his face in the crook of your neck

“i love you more” he whispers back

*swoons* he’s perfect

the water washes over you two as you pepper kisses on his shoulders, neck, cheeks, and nose

you push back his wet hair and stare at him

“we should probably get out soon, it’s getting late”

he nods, so you both get back to doing shower things like washing yourselves and shi

you step out first, grabbing your towel and tightly wrapping it around your body

he comes out after, literally whipping his head around like a dog to try his hair

grabbing your pjs off the counter, you snort at his adorable antics

why was literally everything he did cute... if it was anyone else you’d be yelling at them to stop

but he🥺

anywho y’all starting putting on your pjs and tiptoe to the exit

he holding onto your hand as you walk out of the bathroom like a little baby

the coast is clear!! you’re about to part ways before he grabs you by your shoulders, spins you around, and places a big fat kiss on your forehead

you blush and look down.. he makes u... shy🥺👉👈

“bye baby, i’ll see you in the morning! save me a seat next to you at breakfast, okay??”

you nod, before pressing a chaste kiss on his lips

“goodnight babe”

you walk away with the biggest smile on your lips... you’re in love with this doofus

[bangcakes]

ah.. i see that we are now mutuals.. hello miss amanda 🤝🧍🏻‍♀️. here is more pictures of monmon 🐈 to celebrate day 1 of us being 💓🧸 mutuals 💓🧸 (she was bothering me when i was breaking my fast)

i also have to tell u that because we're now mutuals, you (and ur cat) officially have a place in my (& monmon's heart) 💗🏠 i didn't make the rules so just accept it i guess 😑. our heart is big & u live in it ^_^ 🥺💗💓💕💖💘💘💖💓🧸🧸🧸🥺💓 ALSO GOODLUCK WITH SCHOOL STArting Again! eheheh 🧸💖🥺🥺💕💖😚😚😚💓💗💘💖 *kith* OK BYE! 🏎💨...... 🏃‍♀️

YES YES YES HELLOOO !!!!!!!!!!! IT TOOK TOO LONG FOR US TO BE MUTUALS. BUT NO MATTER.... WE R HERE NOW !!!!! IN YOUR HEART 😔✨. AND.... THATS RIGHT... IN MINE 😔💗

[tscmu]

Hiiiiii i love your works!!! Could you do sugawara helping his s/o with a bunch of hwk that they've procrastinated on for so long they can't look at it without breaking down in tears and frustration??? thank youuuuu ❤️❤️❤️❤️🥺🥺🥺

ofc!!! i love him sm this is such a cute concept pls

- so ur sitting there, barbecue sauce on ur tiddies with ur bio homework, almost just hitting your head on your desk multiple times bc it would just make it go away-

- you got it like two weeks ago, ur teacher knew it would take a while since it was about 10ish pages of just reading then two sides of a4 of questions....hell naw

- but you being the ace procrastinator you are managed to hold it off for a wholeass two weeks!!! until the night before it was due in!!! go you babe!!!!!!

- LUCKILY u have someone on speed dial 

- none other than our koushi sugawara

- mans is a biology nerd tell me otherwise he loves animals and the environment HHH IM IN LOVE WITH HIM PLS

- “hey sugar!!! :D” “can you please help me with my bio homework its stressing me out:((” “aRE YOU CRYING ILL BE THERE IN FIVE-” 

- and by five he meant seconds literally

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“yeah, thank you mrs l/n. ILL HELP YOU I PROMISE! I LOVE YOU! JUST DONT CRY, TELL ME YOURE NOT GONNA CRY!” you jumped up to hear him frantically running upstairs, your mothers light chuckle echoing behind him. 

“o-okay, i won’t cry!” you laughed a little, significantly more awake as he flung your room door open, pulling you into a hug, gentle yet meaningful.

“im here now, kay? itll be okay, youll be fine!” he stroked the back of your head, slowly entwining his fingers into the roots of your hair as you nuzzled your head into his neck, the scent of freshly baked cookies and fresh soap filling your nostrils. “now, let’s look at what this says sugar.” still half hugging you, he moved over to your bed, picking up the piece of paper with two fingers.

after a few minutes of him reading in silence, your head on his shoulder the whole time, he turned to you.

“ok, i get it! you calmed down, sugar?” you nodded, smiling. just from his presence even being there you were automatically happier, he had that effect on you. all the boys on the volleyball team laughed about it, teasing that you were wrapped around his finger, as he was yours, smitten with eachother.

“i know what that one means..” you pointed to question five, then picking up your notebook and showing him your little notes on it. “and that one. but its question two b thats confusing me.. and the rest of them, to be fair.” you laughed a little, as he smiled at you.

“thats okay! i understand them all, i think, so ill go through them with you one by one. ill stay here all night if i have to, sugar, you come first.” he kissed you on the head as he lifted the paper up so you could both see it from lying down, and started to explain the first question.

“ok.. i think i’m done!” you said, leaning back in your chair, making it move back a little as your boyfriend jumped awake from the bed.

“hm? yay, thats incredible sugar! let me see..” he motioned for you to bring the paper over, and his eyes drifted across the page, analysing your words. “perfect! that sentence theres really good, youd get full marks at an exam just for that sentence alone.. this is all amazing! im proud of you, darling.” he smiled as you hopped onto your bed, him pulling you in to be the little spoon.

“thank you, really. i love you so much.” you said, turning your body around to face his, you both nose to nose.

“i love you too, sugar.” he said before kissing you gently for a few seconds, pulling away for a moment before you kissed him back again, more powerfully, catching him off his guard. “oh, wait..” he pulled his phone out, and you felt yours buzz from the table.

deadchi- suga i know youre at y/ns but for GODS SAKE YOU BETTER NOT FALL ASLEEP IN PRACTICE

you- JESUS CALM DOWN also how did you know he was here- yoonbum that u

the holy spirit- heard my name

loml- I WONT I PROMISE PINKY PROMISE

salt- fuck off its 3am

milk boi- THEN WHY ARE YOU AWAKE-

queen- go to sleep pls im tired y/n back me up

simp 1- KIYOKO

simp 2- KIYOKO

you- OKAY WERE GONNA GO TO SLEEP NOW BYE

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thank u for requesting!!! box is always open kith kith

[awfullyaster]

andrew and neil are switches, don’t you forget it

ok hi here for my (probably) daily aftg rant,,,,so i’m seeing that the majority of the fandom (as far as i’ve seen anyway)--or fics/fanart consisting of andreil doing the do--view neil as a power bottom ?

am i incorrect? are my resources false? idk bout u but so far i’ve only seen like one fic where neil is the top/penetrator (!mao is that even a real word idk but it sounds weird haha cute ok anyway)

and honestly, i have to disagree. i do. i’m not trying to push andrew’s boundaries by saying that neil could top, i’m just saying that y’all don’t give neil enough credit.

liek,,,,,bro,,,,,do you not see the amount of top energy neil mf josten radiates ???? like, yes, we know andrew takes the lead but it doesn’t necessarily mean he’d top forever ?????

( just a proposition, ofc but this is just my opinion based on observations--yet again ) 

( and tbh i had difficulty trying to figure who was the top and who was the bottom between them when i encountered the first hint of intimate growth in their relationship--to the point where i had to ask my best friend who hadn’t a clue what aftg was prior to (that’s when the aftg rants officially started/ignited) and it took some time/proper discussion/consideration but he first came up with the conclusion that andrew was a sub top and that neil was a power bottom )

as for yours truly, i came to the conclusion that they are both switches (some time after i finished reading).

i mean,,,,,,can you really just look at neil josten--wholly, like his entire personality, attitude (problem !), traits, &c and decide on the spot that he’s a bottom ??? how ??? how the hell do you come up with that ?????

and hear me out, i have evidence/reasons:

one) The Great Riko Roast™️. need i say more? 

(if elaboration is necessary:

keep in mind that neil (this literal fucking nobody) burned riko (supposedly the king of exy or whatever the fuck, who cares) to ground on the spot (no script, just his attitude problem (mwah i love him) and pure spite)

again, he burned him to the ground on live television, publicly humiliating riko with each and every word

idk bout u but i am so damn sure andrew found out right then n there that this bitch radiates top energy for fucking sure (or, in his words, isn’t spineless)

neil committing arson via verbal attacks is just---splendid. absolutely mesmerizing. flawless. truly inspiring. gamechanging. glorious. 

he’s so rude i love him

anyway )

two) neil can shut up andrew up without having to touch or kiss him. he can leave him speechless. with just his words. 

(yes, we know anybody & everybody knows better than to touch andrew but like i mean he wouldn’t have to fight him or whatever) (and he doesn’t have to kiss him to shut him up--though he definitely can--he doesn’t have to because that’s just how fucking powerful he is)

y’all,,,,,are you ready for one of the most amazing lines i believe we all know and love,,,,,

““You have a problem wherein you only invest your time and energy into worthless pursuits."

“This,” Neil flicked his finger to indicate the two of them, “isn’t worthless.”

“There is no ‘this’. This is nothing.”

“And I am nothing,” Neil prompted. When Andrew gestured confirmation, Neil said, “And as you’ve always said, you want nothing.”

Andrew stared stone-faced back at him.

[...andrew had his hand frozen mid-air...(i forgot the rest)]”

if this does not prove dominance to you, i don’t know what to tell you. (HE WAS MERELY SPEAKING AND ANDREW COULD NOT COME UP WITH ANYTHING-- A N Y T H I N G --TO SAY BACK BC IT’S A PERSONAL ATTACK AND HE DIDN’T SEE IT COMING AND THAT’S WHY HE SEES NEIL AS INTERESTING/WHY HE ‘HATES’ HIM SO MUCH BRO I)

hOweVeR

i know that dom bottoms exist (i think so, anyway) or bottoms that radiate top energy/the position (i.e. bottom,top) energy you radiate can be entirely different from what position you really are/are comfy with and that these are just words but that brings me to my following point,

three) (#1 insitgator, he, oh yes, neil josten, yes indeed) his unexpected (and to be frank, quite thrilling) acts of asserting dominance ?????? um ????

(when they were kith kithing next to the kitchen (next to kitchen) in neil’s dorm room) “[neil felt his phone buzz in his back pocket and against the wall it was obnoxiously loud. he already knew it was his daily countdown, but he already knew how much little time he had left. he didn’t need to reminded, especially now...andrew took it out of his back pocket and offered it to neil, pulling away from his mouth. neil took the phone from andrew’s hand and threw it across the living room, not taking his eyes off andrew. andrew watched as the phone bounced off the couch and onto the carpet. neil kissed his neck in attempt to distract him and was rewarded by a startled jolt which was enough reason to do it again. and even though andrew pushed his face away, they were close enough for neil to not miss how andrew shivered.]” 

b r o ,,,,,,,,,,,, bro,,,,,,it just--

(when they were alone in the bus otw to that one away game--belmonte, i think?) “[“i wonder when coach found out about this,” neil prompted. 

“there is no ‘this’.”

“i wonder when coach found out you only want to kill me ninety-three percent of the time.”

neil retraced his steps and had a moment of realization. before andrew left for easthaven, neil had told andrew to trust him and not ‘neil’. 

“it was before you left,” neil started... 

“coach doesn’t believe what other people want him to believe, he believes what he sees,” andrew replied...

“are you going to tell them?” neil was referring to the rest of the team, and this was up to him, whether they’ll be out or not. 

“i won’t have to. renee says the upperclassmen are betting on your sexuality.”

neil knew that matt mentioned that there were bets on about him, but he didn’t know it was about this.

“it’s a waste of time and money. they’ll all lose. i’ve said all year that i don’t swing and i meant it. kissing you doesn’t make me look any of them differently. the only one i’m interested in is you.”

“don’t say stupid things.”

“make me.” and with that, neil grabbed a fistful of andrew’s hair and pulled him in.]” 

dude,,,,,,,,,he can take control,,,,,he can,,,,he can lead, too, but he follows andrew’s because he’s a good boy and he knows how important it is. he improvises and uses what he has and takes control from there. dude. dude. 

three) honestly? i think andrew likes it. neil’s unexpected acts of confidence,,,kinda leaves him on the edge of his seat yk,, like doesn’t it increase his percentage? it does, right? cuz ik it did when andrew guided neil to touch his chest and neil emulated andrew’s words, “i won’t be like them. i won’t let you let me be.” (i love them bye) but liek,,,,yeah idk andrew liking neil’s neck kisses/fetish kinda tells me he likes it so maybe this isn’t concrete evidence particularly but i’m still including it because andrew’s a switch, idc what anyone says, 

four) i lost my train of thought but i ran out of reasons--on the spot, anyway--so i might come back to this if i do but just to make it clear:

andrew minyard is a switch. (it just takes time, like a lot, but it doesn’t mean it’s necessarily impossible/never gonna happen.)

neil josten is a switch. (he respects andrew’s boundaries and doesn’t push him, he’s fine being guided, but it doesn’t mean he can’t take the initiative himself (and i forgot to mention it but re: when he asked andrew if he doesn’t like to be touched in general or if it’s a trust thing + many more times, before & after their first kiss, i believe, my brain is just empty rn) and i just think that deserves more recognition)

so !! 

(this post is a mess, (i always am but today’s just worse) i know, and i’m sorry)

in conclusion,

let neil top andrew !! they deserve it !! 

(not that vice versa is bad, but this isn’t either, yk, just saying. also, i hope this isn’t too late to say in the post, but i do not, i repeat, i do not, intend to pressure any content creator--fic writers, fan artists, editors, &c--to create content this particular way only,,,,okay,,,gotta make that unequivocally clear. and i’m not saying andrew topping neil is bad or overrated, because i know that when it comes to them, sex in general would take some time, especially neil topping andrew, but i think they deserve that freedom, yk. again,,,,this is just my personal opinion. no insisting statements here, just wish for freedom to speak my mind, that is all. also feel free to interact if you agree/disagree or both !! i’m willing to hear anyone’s comments or thoughts or whatever !! i hope i’m talking to a brick wall here ahah) 

bro brain poop rn

anyway

tl/dr: bro let neil top (not necessarily on top, but that works, too--either/or--or both, if y’all dare ;DD (kill me) (but like srsly) (let neil top) (plz) :))

(also somewhat off topic but might anyone have access to some fics in which consist of neil first getting andrew off ??? i randomly remember it from ms. sakavic’s extra content page and i would like to see what the fandom offers, if y’all don’t mind)

im so mean and insistent on my aftg-related opinions now that i think about it

whoops

[sukirichi]

GOD IM SORRY WTF i just saw that ask u got lol?? As a writer I know how hard shit can be and I wish people respected creatives on this site more. Take your time w everything and know you’re a LOVELY WRITERRR have a good day ok thx bye

LMAO ITS OKAY I DIDNT THINK THEY WERE RUDE, PROLLY JUST CURIOUS BUT I GET IT 😂😂 yeah definitely its hard to write especially when you're not the proper headspace and that is FELT 🥲🥲 AND AWW TYSM, ARE WE MOOTS??? 🥺🥺🥺💗💗💗 thank you for this and have an even better day bb, kith kith 🥺😘😘

[eitelle]

Ahh hi i hope im not too late to the event :) i would like a haikyuu matchup, any gender is fine!

Uhh, i still don't know if im intp or infp but i'm a capricorn sun, sagittarius moon and taurus rising. my pronouns are they/she

i'm 5'1, i have brown shoulder-length hair that is half bleached, and pale skin with freckles!

My favorite color is black, and my favorite food are strawberries with chocolate.

I'm an introvert, i tend to get really anxious in public spaces so i avoid going out alone lmao. When meeting new people i'm nervous at first and i don't talk much, but with friends i trust i get more confident and talk a lot more.

I think i would need someone who can listen to me, since i could talk a lot about my interests 😭

i'm always drawing, so if there is someone i like i would express my love by drawing them since i'm not good with words ✌

And i think that's it. If i am actually late just ignore this ask bc that would be embarrassing 😕🤞 have a nice day !

HI LOVE!! tbh u werent late if anything im the late one since im so late to this ask bye- its like 2 months later n i still have this im gonna kms /j

U SOUND SO PRETTY. N I LOVE UR PLACEMENTS. N I WANNA GIVE U A KITH. OOH N I LITERALLY RELATE TO U SM BYEEEE

ok so anyways ive matched you up w: miya osamu!!

ok so some hcs

he always thinks hes the forgotten twin n he lowk has trust issues from people saying “no ur my fav twin!! atsumu” so he doesnt even rly like words!!

he also expresses his emotions n love through his food so ur art will never go underappreciated with him

he also loves physical touch tho n deals w his brother and suna a lot so he knows ab introverts AND extroverts so he knows hoe to get u out of uncomfy situations ;DD

he often had to hear atsumu ramble so hes a vv good listener but he knows when to push u a lil bv he can read people vv well, yet another reason why words arent needed!!

sometimes people forget ur dating bc yall both lowk dont like pda but yall r in love so who tf cares?

he loves yalls height difference

he gets to ramble to u while u draw so u can focus on him n not any intrusive thoughts since sometimes that can cause ur hand to shake n thats the worse

he likes laying his head in ur lap

he can always read u so hes like a rock for u n hes p big n beefy so hes just like always there n thats amazing

he def like has ur art in his restaurant pls. (w consent ofc bc consent is seggsy)

idk why but i feel like yall have a shit ton of those reversible octopus plushies?? idk SJJSS

COOKING N ART DATES OH LORD😫‼️

yall r literally such a hot couple

also me n my husband by mitski (but like when u dont psychoanalyze the lyrics n take it as some cute thing) is yalls theme song i dont make the rules 🤚

u guys have promise rings WHSGSH

OK NOW ONE SHOT DRABBLE THING SJSHD

also why were the gifs all atsumu not osamu 🤨⁉️ i typed in miya osamu or sum shit like that. wow this is osamuphobic tbh 😐☝️(ps: manga timeskip spoilers ahead)

“osamu where are you taking me? dont run me into a pole babe HAHSHSHS” you giggle as your crazy boyfriend osamu miya drags a blindfolded you across the city where a rose petal and candle decorated restaurant (his restaurant) awaits with your fav food.

“ok ok i wont i swear. ok now here we are, open your eyes baby,” your boyfriend encourages.

as you open your eyes you see your favorite food in a romantic setting, completely unrecognizable as osamus restaurant and you over your mouth with your hand. “oh my god, ‘samu this is so much. what even is today? its not a anniversary right?” you question wondering how you scored such a thoughtful boyfriend.

“no its not y/n, i just thought youd like this gesture more as we havent spent as much time together :)”

“well consider this gesture appreciated i love it and i love you samu.” you say knowing how ooc it is but he deserves to hear it after all this.

“damn baby today was supposed to make you cry not me!! you ruined it >:(“ he jokes with you, teasing how flustered you got after proclaiming your love (not the first time tho might i add)

“well im sorry mr. better twin,” you tease right back.

the rest of the night is filled with laughs, smiles, love, and happiness for you and your lover.

NO BC THAT ONE WAS CUTE. ANYWAYS ARTBREEDER N THEN TEXTS!!

no artbreeder 😠 but i found this!! so... YEAH SJSHSJ

TUMBLR IS BEING N ASS AND ISNT LETTING ME PIST THIS BUT HERE U GO I HOPE U ENJOY!! (also the fish thing is osamu dropping a piece of fish on his lap picking it back up blowing on it n trying to feed it to u. thats so nasty)