#kite man chuck brown

[fruity-mercenary]

Kite man and Boostle doodle

[incorrectbatfam]

STEPHANIE ON THE KITE MAN SERIES

It's the Stephanie Brown show now sorry I don't make the rules

[dailydccomics]

♬♩♪♩that's all folks!!!♩♪♩♬ Harley Quinn #38 by Ted Brandt and Ro Stein

[darkimperialjedi]

Kiteman and his adopted kid. Hell yeah!

[joyjoy-the-troll]

My vesion of Kite-man

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Cluemaster: Hey, bro, I know I never call...

Kiteman: You did drunk call me that one time.

Cluemaster: I already said I was sorry for spreading around that you were in love with your kite and calling you to brag about it. As you said I was hella drunk and angry your weird ass podcast somehow now has the same level of fans as my old gameshow. Who the fuck cares that much about kites? Or C list vilany?

Kiteman: Did you just call to remind me why I hate you?

Cluemaster: Of course not, Chucky boy, your my favorite lil bro.

Kiteman: Arthur... I'm your only brother.

Cluemaster: Yeah? You're still my favorite.

Kiteman: Okay. Fine. What do you want?

Cluemaster: You're good with kids right?

Kiteman: Oh do you want me to babysit little Steph? I haven't see her since she was a baby! That'll be soo much fun!

Cluemaster: Oh, no, no. She is too old for a babysitter. I kindda called 'cause I need your advice.

Kiteman: Sure. Go on.

Cluemaster: How would you stop a prank war between your teen daugther and your bussiness partner that happens to be living at your house?

Kiteman: Woah. Define prank war?

Cluemaster: Like they just being annoying with each other... like non-stop Shrek music and painting one of her walls green?

Kiteman: Are you working with a child, Artie?

Cluemaster: No. Childrem are not really good at puzzle robberies.

Kiteman: So who the hell is in a prank war with your fourteen year old daugther? Is it that Polka Dot weirdo?

Cluemaster: ... Riddler.

Kiteman: Be honest, Arthur.

Cluemaster: I am!

Kiteman: Why the fuck would he work with you? Didn't he like was brought on to one of your trials and tried to sue you for being a copycat?

Cluemaster: No idea. I don't really remember all my trials.

Kiteman: Fair. Still isn't he like an actual treat? Like Batman actually tries to be always involved in his crimes instead of just sending a Robin or a cop kindda treat? Or hangs out with Cooblepot and Harley Quinn and fucking Catwoman and even Scarecrow and Joker kindda treat?

Cluemaster: Yes, so what?

Kiteman: He is waaay above your league. How the fuck do you got him to work with you?

Cluemaster: He is working for me because he recognizes my genius.

Kiteman: *sarcasm* Yeah, sure. At least it explains why I've been hearing that your plans don't totally suck anymore.

Cluemaster: Will you help me or not?

Kiteman: Anything for little Steph. But seriusly bro, the guy is a mentally instable killer, he is real Arkham loonie, A-lister and all this shit are you sure is safe to have him living with you? Specially if he and Stephanie are fighting!? She is just a kid! What if this prank war thing escalates and next thing she is in saw type death trap or something?

Cluemaster: Well than help me not to! I can't just kick him out, do you know how much I've been proffiting later?

Kiteman: And also he is an instable killer that used to hate you and wouldn't react well to being kicked out?

Cluemaster: Yeah, this too. Look I think you're overestimating the guy. He is smart and all and he can take a punch but I could take him out real easy in a one on one. He screamed like a little girl when he found a roach in the kitchem. I think I'll be fine.

Kiteman: Sure, you do you.... Maybe.... you could just.... help them find something they have in common? A TV show they like or something. It used yo work with us. They will bond over the thing and forget they hate each other for a bit.

Cluemaster: See was it that hard to help me?

*Chuck hangs up*

[Three months later]

Cluemaster: Chuck! I need help!

Kiteman: Can you call in another time? I'm bowlling with the guys, Calendar Man and Condiment King cannot win a second time, one weird rap about their love conquering all was ENOUGHT.

Cluemaster: Is about the whole prank war between Nygma and Stephanie thing.

Kiteman: Oh. So I guess my advice didn't work.

Cluemaster: No, no, it did. It worked way to well actually.

Kiteman: *worried* That sounds bad.

Cluemaster: Yeah... it happened that the thing they had in common was that they really hate me.

[dcmultiverse]

Can we get a HELL YEAH?! Get ready for all of Kite Man’s saucy adventures in Kite Man: Hell Yeah!, a spin-off of Harley Quinn, coming in 2024 to @streamonmax.

[greenmoons]

Heandcanon: Cluemaster and Kite Man are brothers

If there is something I hate it's that names and surnames are used several times. I don't care if it is more realistic it's annoying. Because in fantasy worlds that suppose to mean something. It's suppose to be a foreshadowing or hint to connection between two characters. Now DC is huge universe but it always bothered me that they used the same surnames, especailly in this case with very similar characters. Arthur Brown A.K.A Cluemaster and Chuck Brown A.K.A Kite man are both C-list Gotham villains. They consider lame. People think they are jokes. They both had one child, they both had issues with the Riddler and they have themes, they both divorced, their child died or was seemingly died. They have similarities and they also have the same surname. Now 'Brown' it's really common surname but still they both so random villains that would be hilarious if they would be related. They not necessarily need to be brothers they could also be cousins or something. They have the same surname and they live in Gotham and if they would be connected that could be interesting.

Imagine Stephanie and Charlie as cousins that could be very sweet. I think she was suppose to know him she probably was four or five when he died, but she could remember him.

Think about Stephanie if she would not only have a lame villain father who is a knock off of the Riddler but also an uncle who use kites to do crimes. Her father is awful enough but having awkward villain uncle as well would be very embarassing.

[frankbeetle]

I have no motivation to do anything else rn

[fruity-mercenary]

Beginning of kiteman episode 2 fr

Also i lub themm☹️☹️‼️‼️

[pretty-fly-for-a-kite-guy]

RULES

Adult RPers only, but he will talk to characters under 18. This is because there will be adult topics. Not necessarily sexual stuff, aside from the occasional suggestive comment. But he may talk about drugs, drinking, and other uncomfortable topics.

Shipping is with adult characters only, and I prefer a few in character interactions first unless we're already close OOC.

Don't rush me. If I take a week to reply you can send a message asking nicely, but keep in mind I have a job and other things I do.

Please don't do something that'll cause permanent damage to him unless we discuss it beforehand. He won't do that to your muse either, unless we discuss it in DMs.

He is multiship, of course, but again. Not rushing in with people he hasn't interacted with.

Crossover and OC friendly.

ABOUT THE MUSE

Name: Charles "Chuck" Brown

Age: 36

Sexuality: Bisexual(female lean)

Gender: Cis man

Very much autistic, his over-explaining isn't him being an asshole he's just excited to know things about his interests.

Likes: Kites, hanging out with his friends, stealing things, watching TV and playing video games

Romantic Partners: @some-strings-attached

Friends: Harley Quinn, possibly Dr. Psycho(?)

ABOUT THE BLOG OWNER

Name: Gecko, Gex, Sonic

Age: 26

Sexuality: Bisexual(no preference)

Gender: Nonbinary

@chillin-with-dr-psycho is where I post non-RP stuff

I am also autistic, and this is all you get to know. We're here for Chuck, not me.

[misstergrayson]

Make sure to check out the blorbo roster to see how you can compete against other tumblr users!

VS.

[todd-queen]

i think if Kevin had met Chuck when he was recovering instead of the cult they would've become genuine best friends

[elise-51-blog]

So Kite Man and Batman walk into a bar...

This one's kind of a long time coming. Originally meant to be written for 2022 DC Rare Character Weekend @rarecharacterweekend, life got in the way, and I've never been a quick writer. This Kite Man is that from Tom King's book, not the cheeseball Harley Quinn character (whom I also love).

Fathers and sons, grief, loss. But I try for the jokes too.

There's a Jason Todd & Bruce chapter, here's a snippet for the Jason lovers:

And at some point in there, this scared, angry little kid had looked at Bruce like he’d been glad Bruce had come into his life; like as long as Bruce’d been there to scoop this outrageous little tire-thief up and give him a home, give him pride, purpose, dignity. Been there to show him a little kindness, a little decency, a little love–well, even the mantle of Batman couldn’t compare to something like that. 

God, he’d been so funny too. 

See, you just ain’t punched enough assholes tonight, B, that’s why you’re so fuckin’ bitchy.

Focus, Robin.

Only if you focus on not being a little bitch–

Swear jar’s getting awfully full at home–

It don’t count on patrol.

Yes it does. And it’s twice the charge with poor grammar.

Agent A said it don’t count if you provoke me–

If I provoke you?!

Yeah, if you’re on your period for the night and you go triggering my trauma and shit, I don’t owe nothin’, Old Man. Alf says–

NAMES, Robin.

Whatever, man, Agent A says to let him know if you traumatize me–

YOU asked ME to go on patrol tonight, you wouldn’t shut up about it–

Yeah, but ain’t nothin’ goin’ on, I’m bored.

And that’s traumatizing you, being bored.

Yep.

[chillin-with-dr-psycho]

My poly ship dynamic in the Dulled Edge AU. Chuck took the screenshot.

[stupid-dumb-bitch]

No, that's fair.

I like to imagine/refer to him as Chuck (if I'm not calling him "Kite-man") since I'm pretty sure that's what he goes by + his sons name is Charles Brown as well

no piece of lore in anything has ever made me quite as mentally ill as the fact that KITE-MAN'S NAME IS CHARLES BROWN. AM I THE ONLY ONE THINKING ABOUT THIS?