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Girl there’s no way a shield woulda helped him.
#dragon age#da inquisition#dragon age inquisition#dragon age inquistor#da:i#cullen rutherford#Cullen#Commander Cullen#Is such a little puppy of a guy#too bad he’s crippled by PTSD and drug withdrawal#just kidding#that’s not too bad.#that’s my favorite part#literally what I came here for#Suffer#You Lion coded puppy#you And your silly inferiority complex#makes me wanna kiss him a little bit#If my girlfriend says it’s okay#anyway#dalish elf#dragon age fanart#cullen x inquisitor#cullen x lavellan
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I MISSED HIS BIRTHDAY!!?!?!?!?!?!? 😭😭
well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
happy belated birthday, my beautiful norman reedus. I await the day I meet you yet
#norman reedus#twd daryl#daryl dixon#twd fanfiction#twd#the walking dead daryl#norman is 55!!#hehe he was born in '69#i named my dog after him#i want to kiss him ngl#can i be his controversially young girlfriend?#i know hes married but i mean come onnnn#older men>>>
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we sang in the aeroplane over the sea tgth ☆
#27% circle line with a lovely friend of mine rail tracks screeching etc etc u know the usual. im just gonna write down memories#a few weeks ago my friend read thus spoke zarathustra by the fire to the music she was dancing it was her silhouette#against the flashlight lit up gold and royal blues and tiger's silk i tried not to fall in love with her. in bordeaux we searched#for pomegranates he sent her 300 quid by the beach she cut it open with a knife her hand covered in red we each had a taste of her work#sweet red wet the sweetest grit. too barely clothed to go into the cliffside church they painted my eyes we painted hers#8 shots of gin she screamed joyfully IT'S ALIVE! at the book she said become the child i said i feel like a monster she said i was insane#i tried to believe her. fortified wine and later a red pen crossword defiled by humidity her hair in my hands two king sized beds#pushed next to each other she took her top off she told us to watch her arms raised up the musculature on her back was precise cut from#marble we saw oceans we saw the birds take cold baths the midnight sun over a wasp-infested pool our chemicals in their bodies#gold flakes dark skin gold cross shoulders against mine drawing some form of each other on the train i didn't hesitate#to say her eyes were beautiful over and over monks at the soapshop with titanium credit cards i loved you like i loved no other#he tied his hair up and walked us into the river he held a bullet between his lips i never held his hand he said what an honour#you own too much capital your mother thinks i'm a natural i realised i haven't told my mother i loved her in years she's always been mother#never mom i'll watch you watch seaweeds this is terminal akrasia i'll feel your fingers smear perfume on my lips your girlfriend grins#bite into the straw take the shot hold my hand get it all wrong draw in the sand kiss him right stab through leather shower in chlorine#you're the determinable vicissitude is all yours we won the Game AND the Battle AND the War i'm proud of you like crazy we feed each other#saffron cliffside lovers well-fallen brothers fat cats blue windows southwest sun ALife SynBio design aXAA grow us a city in silico#we've grown to the ends of glee fire-jumper ocean-eater sure-footed lists on lists hands on eyelids не устану искать тебя#...anyway ive put my face on this blog b4 but hiii again#feel free to rb btw the rants r not personal
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*looks at you with big wet eyes* transfem sirius hcs please🥺also what do you think her fashion sense is like
*looks at you right back with even bigger wet eyes* HIIIII! Im so sorry for getting back to you so late, please forgive me, I've been very busy and didn't even notice I had this ask
⭐️ Sirius Sundays ⭐️
Here are my transfem Sirius headcannons! (I love her so much), (I hope you don't mind that I included this in my Sirius Sunday thing);
Her style:
I think it probably wouldn't stray too far from what she'd already wear pre transition; for wizards skirts and dresses aren't that far off from robes so styles of clothing wouldn't really feel too different for her.
In terms of muggle clothing style specifically she'd still wear a lot of boot cut jeans and bell bottoms, a lot of band shirts and her leather jacket, she'd probably just style them a little differently, now with things in her hair, more jewellery and makeup and stuff.
However, I do also think she would raid Lily, Mary, and Marlenes wardrobes to find things that she likes. I think once Sirius came out, the girls would have basically adopted her as their protégé, teaching her anything and everything she wants to know about girlhood.
I think she'd like Mary's wardrobe best, I always hc Mary as a very fashionable person who likes to experiment and be bold with her outfits, and Sirius would love the sparkly dresses and bold colours stuffed into her wardrobe, and she'd have the best time trying everything on and doing a little fashion show for her friends.
I think as well she would wear a lot of skirts. She'd like the way they feel, how flowy they are and how cute they look, and they help her pass better in the beginnings of her transition, and also she knows she's got amazing legs so she doesn't mind showing them off a bit (showing them off to one specific person, more like).
I think, even though she'd try to pass more with typically "feminine colours", blue would be her best colour. Pretty shades of dark iridescence and periwinkles as well, she'd have lots of dresses, skirts, and coats in various shades of blue, and they'd always make her feel most pretty and feminine. Especially some blue eyeshadow or eyeliner. James would call her new penchant for blue a betrayal and tell her to go join Ravenclaw for being such a traitor (and then secretly tell her she's pretty and looks great at the same time).
Tall girls being even taller in high heels is a weekness of mine, and if I knew Sirius in real life, she'd abuse that weakness. I think anytime theres a party or a fancy event on, she'd put a pair of high heels on. They'd make her feel so pretty and feminine, and she'd be so tall. At first she refused to wear any shoe that wasn't flat on the foot because "girls are meant to be shorter than guys, right?" but then everyone told her that was stupid and peer pressured her into a high heels, and made sure she felt amazing in them.
In public, Sirius is very amendment on passing. She's done her research and always wears the most feminine clothing in muggle areas, wears the girls uniform to school, puts on eyeliner and lipstick, pitches her voice up, etc etc, and it's very important to her that she passess. With her friends she relaxes a little, when it's just them in a private area (esp just the marauders because they've seen the most over her over the years and she knows they don't really care), but she still pitches her voice up and wears typically feminine "colours" or "clothing". However, when with James or at home with just the Potters, she doesn't try at all; she'll often use her natrual voice, doesn't ever try to tuck or wear anything really feminine unless she just feels like doing so, she'll let her stubble come in from time to time even, until annoys her, and they never make her feel bad for it. James still calls her gorgeous every day, and Effie and Flea still call her their daughter. They make her feel extremely comfortable.
I think she'd love wearing her hair in double plaits, she'd look so cute like that and she likes how feminine it is, and it would also make her feel like the little girl inside her is coming alive, because all through the first and second years of school, all the girls in their year would have worn double plaits to class. So not only would it be cool and cute, it would be a way for her to feel like she's experiencing the girlhood she missed out on when she was younger. (Maybe James learnt how to braid so he could do it for her before bed if she's tired, and in the mornings so she could do her makeup and stuff at the same time so they wouldn't be late to work / class)
I also think she'd go through a phase where she'd grow her hair as long as possible just to see how long she can get it. Her record is just past her arse and she's very proud of it.
She'd love playing around and experimenting with hairstyles as well. She'd 100% go through bad phases of strange styles and all of her friends just have to grin and bear it, because if a very high side pony is what makes her feel best this week, than they're not going to crush her soul, they know she'll grow out of it soon enough. She does have taste afterall.
She'd get so pissed off about the lack of pockets in everything when she starts shopping for muggle womens clothes, and you know the minuet she finds a dress with pockets she'd show it off to everyone. She'd get so excited and wear the dress for like a month straight, no fucks given, only pockets.
She'd practice makeup looks on the Marauders all the time. James is her most willing model, of course, he'd let her do anything she wanted, but sometimes she'd want to practice on someone with a similar complexion to her, or with a different eye or lip shape or whatever, or sometimes if James isn't around to model. She'd wrangle Remus and Pete into getting their makeup done by her, and they argue the whole time even though they secretly enjoyed it a lot.
Before she came out to Effie and Flea - maybe especially if she was still living at 12GWP at the time she figured it out - and she started experimenting with her gender to figure it out, she wanted to try womens underwear and stuff, but she didn't want to be seen / caught buying it when she was still perceived as a bloke, so she made a bunch herself. She cut her breifs into knickers shape and made makeshift braletts out of old shirts and pyjamas (she had to learn how to sew for this too), and one day Effie or Flea came along to do her washing and found all the janky looking underwear and just went to her like "right, good effort darling but I'm taking you shopping for some real undergarments that actually fits you properly an doesn't look like it went through a blender".
Hc's about her transition;
I feel like she only figured out she was trans later in life, probably after she ran away to the Potters and started to really work on becoming her best self, or possibly just figured it out right before she ran away, and that was the kind of final reason to do it because she knew she had a better chance of acceptance with them <3
I am a tall Sirius truther till the day I die, so obviously she'd be a very very tall woman and this would make Marlene very jealous, and she'd constantly tease Marlene for being so short.
You already know that James is the first person she told, and if this is all happening in the 70s/80s, he probably would have been a little confused by the concept at first and didn't understand it at all. He would have never heard of transexuality and people swapping genders, but he would have still accepted her immediately. He would have asked so many questions, not only to make sure he was doing all the right things to make sure Sirius felt comfortable, proud, and happy throughout her transition, but also because he was extremely curious. He would have done a lot of research for her. (If Sirius wants something, Sirius gets it, so if she wants to be called she and a woman now, James is going to give 110% effort).
All of her friends have had a crush on her at one point, no matter their sexuality (eg pre transition + post), and she's pretty indifferent to people having feelings or attraction towards her, doesn't really care about it at all, but she does like to brag about it with her friends. And she loves to hold it over their heads lol.
I think if she came out whilst still in Hogwarts, she would have just gaslit everyone into thinking she was never a bloke. She'd get all her friends in on it, along with McGonagall of course, and anytime someone asked why she was wearing the girls uniform everyone would just be like "she's a girl wtf are you going on about? no, she was never a bloke, do you need me to take you to the sick wing?"
I think as well, after she came out, she would have gotten a lot closer with the girls. She'd love the way that girls all talk to each other, she'd love the constant drama and gossip, and she'd love how in touch and normal they are about their own emotions. Of course, Sirius has always felt she can talk to James about everything, and she does, but she likes how she can have deeper conversations more casually with the girls and in a group setting and stuff. She'd love how they always immediately validate her feelings and give her proper good advice and can relate to her problems in their own ways. But James would get extremely jealous of this and always try to intervene on girls night - it would never work, but Sirius promised to give him the best gossip when she gets home.
Back to Sirius being drop dead gorgeous, I think after she came out all the blokes on like the quidditch team and in their year would start fancying her, hoping to get a shag or whatever, and would constantly talk to James about it (they'd especially be asking if James and Sirius are actually together now that she's a girl because they're that close, James never gives them a real answer, just tells them Sirius isn't interested), and of course James would tell her all of this. They'd think it's so funny, but it's also strange because suddenly all of Sirius casual mates and quidditch team want a shag with her and it's weird. Again she's indifferent to it, has no interested in any of their advances, but it is odd when all the blokes who used to call her "a good lad" and would crudely talk about girls in the locker room around her, are now interested in her.
I think she'd love taking photos throughout her transition to track her progress. So then on days she feels like shit she can look back through them and see how much she's grown and feel as beautiful as she is again.
Thank you for the ask, I really love receiving them! I had a lot of fun compiling this list actually, I haven't written out all my transfem Sirius hc's before. I really love her so much and she deserves some more recognition tbh. She's the best. :P
#jay answers#⭐️ Sirius Sundays ⭐️#MtF Sirius#Sirius Black#please ignore my subtle hints at prongsfoot if you're a wolfstar shipper or whatever#or don't. I don't mind#actually don't ignore them. James and Sirius kiss mwah mwah mwah and he's the best boyfriend to Sirius in the world and they love snogging#and smooching and shagging and cuddling naked oohlala and Sirius is the best girlfriend in the world to him and they're so sweet and perfec#for eachother and love eachother so much and James uplifts her everyday and she was so nervous about telling him her feelings because she's#trans and he was like shut the fuck up i think you're hot no matter what also i fell in love with you the moment you told me you were trans#cause i realised that you trusted me more than anyone else in your life and that means a lot to me also i think you're beautiful and perfec#and gorgeous and i already did worship the ground you walked on and now i also worship the air you breathe please marry me and love me to#the day you die because i will love you for longer my gorgeous wife#and then they fuck nasty#i will not stop with the prongsfoot agenda#SHIP THEM YOU PUSSIESSSSS#they're soulmates#mentions of the potters being the best people in the world#jay writes#James Potter#<< tagging cause he gets mentioned a lot in this and what is sirius without james anyway? answer; extremely depressed and imprisioned#and we can't have that#transfem Sirius Black#marauders era#sirius black headcanon#trans sirius black#trans sirius#trans sirius headcannon#transfem sirius headcanon#the potters
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thoroughly british post incoming
ENOUGH of this fucking roland rat vs basil brush nonsense. theyre two bad bitches with equal slay, stop pitting them against eachother and let them kiss.
#seein shit on casualuk while trying to soothe my hyperfixation on 80s british puppets and stop pitting two kings against eachother!!#let them hold paws and be motor mouthed annoying pests (affectionate) together#fuckin George from Rainbow* (the ONLY motherfucker i trust btw) put it best— 'they both have their merits!!' THEY DO!!!#*the Favouritsm episode Zippy and George: Puppet Legends has zippy and george trying to decide between roland or basil as a puppet legend#they settle on roland because 'he put ten grand in zippy's bank account' AND THAT JOKE COULD LAND FOR THEM BOTH !!#i mean u got a sleazy rapping hollywood rat presumably fucking loaded and then youve got a posh ass fox whos canonically loaded#they can both spare ten grand#and before youse say roland has a girlfriend i actually dont care him glenis and kevin the gerbil were clearly a throuple (or rolands harem#(take ur pick)#i think they should kiss#(roland rat and basil brush that is)#puppets#british#uk#80s#kids tv#uk tv#childrens shows#cbbc#tv am#roland rat#basil brush#british puppets#80s tv#classic kids tv#80s kids tv
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if you guys are excited or interested in the whole evil Superman thing after ep7 you absolutely have to watch STAS Brave New Metropolis and look at the most pathetic sad wet bee / cardboard box cat version of Clark that ever existed. He is absolutely crucial to the entire archetype of rogue evil Superman he is the blueprint
#he is my girlfriend#maws#my adventures with superman#maws spoilers#kiss kiss fall in portal#clark kent#superman#evil superman#superman 1966#superman the animated series#brave new metropolis#lois lane#clois#clark x lois#he is so important to me you have no idea#dc#dc superman#I need to make my own post about him and the entire evil Superman thing actuslly#just .#please watch Superman the animated series. pleaseeee#it’s so perfect
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Gally hides a lot of his panic attacks and nightmares that he got after he went through the Changing in a desperate attempt to be liked again in the Glade
He was kind of universally hated in the books, apparently becoming extremely unlikeable after he got Stung
which is honestly so sad. What he saw drove him slightly insane and he couldn’t handle it and shut down.
#it’s 2am I hope this makes sense my brain is losing itself#in a ‘Teresa lives’ AU I can actually totally see them becoming friends#if I had a nickel for every time a maze runner character witnessed horrors and did bad things#that specifically involved sacrificing one or two people in order to benefit many more people#I would have two nickels#they also bond over being extremely protective over Minho#because I think Teresa would be super duper protective of Minho in Paradise#partly out of guilt and partly out of trauma#she works closely with the doctors to heal him and visits him daily to make sure he’s feeling a-okay#she spoon feeds him when he’s too weak to feed himself#actually she has almost an obsession with bringing him food or feeding him or cooking food for him or just watching him eat in general#but it’s because WCKD regularly starved him or used food as an incentive/weapon against him#and now she’s just extremely determined to make sure Minho never has that happen to him again#Thomas sits in the corner awkwardly waiting for Teresa and Gally to finish fussing over his boyfriend so he can kiss him#Minho wakes up like ‘I don’t remember having a girlfriend as well as two boyfriends???’#and Thomas is just ‘YOU DONT????’#Minho will be sleeping on the couch for that comment tbh#Minho goes to Gally and/or Teresa whenever he and Thomas get into arguments#Thomas is so confused by this. Especially Teresa#‘YOURE LITERALLY MY EX GIRLFRIEND YOU SHOULD BE ON MY SIDE’#idk if I actually agree with anything I just wrote but I’m too sleepy to do things like reread
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Just my thoughts about angsty Seth dragonwatch (with my headcanons)
#dragonwatch#fablehaven#seth sorenson#fhdw#kendra sorenson#Knox#get a girlfriend son meme#Wdym he isn’t bi?#Bro was fawning over the astrids and thought I wouldn’t notice#Angsty#Meme#He kissed Eve’s hand too#I’d talk about the moment in book two with the kabold but i think he was joking for most of it#well I think he was serious about asking for his number if his sister wasn't gonna do it#Idk just a headcanon#i’ll shut up now#Octo 2024 edit: I think I headcanon him as andro now but he could also be aroace or bi#It really depends on the book for me#my art#(Kinda?)
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Genuinely think this contrast is the funniest thing ever. It’s just that yearbook meme like, “Akechi.”
And then, right next to Detective Prince Akechi in red-tinted sunglasses with a casual, murderous offer, “The cooler Akechi.”
Is he cooler? Maybe, maybe not, but he has worse issues to consider than just his vibes! Go off, you feral gay loser! Kill it for me, haha you’re so sexy king!
#Goro Akechi#P5R spoilers#Persona 5 spoilers#P5 spoilers#Parker Says Things#Disclaimer i love everything Akechi#I would hope that's a given considering I post about this bastard several times on a daily basis#He has rotted my brain#I am still writing thousands and thousands of words about this asshole#I love him#He should kiss Joker already#Oh right 2/2 is coming up!#I forgot#In my defense that's my girlfriend's birthday#why is my 2/2 fic not even about 2/2 at all
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I was talking ti a friend about how I needed to write about Merrin from the perspective of Cal.
Their suggestion was to make them T4T.
I would LOVE to do that, but the role that gender plays in Dathomirian society, on top of the visible gender difference in-species, would make it very difficult.
Maybe I will tackle that idea another day....
#cal kestis#merrin#star wars#jedi survivor#trans cal kestis is brooding in my mind#he is sad his girlfriend#who is trans btw#cannot give him hugs and kisses#because she is busy raising him from the dead#hes looking on as a force ghost
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honestly I've been rereading kbtbb stories lately because I've had an itch and looking back- I absolutely think part of why I like Mamoru best is I think out of all the bidders, it feels like he's the one most allowed to just be a fucking loser sometimes. Like with the other guys, Eisuke especially, I always felt like there was almost an unspoken rule that the guy kind of always needs to be cool, always needs to come out on top, and always have the upper hand. But with Mamoru they really said like hey, what if this guy just kind of sucked at most things and constantly made an idiot out of himself? Idk, I just love my little cringe fail husbands
#mamoru kishi#kissed by the baddest bidder#kbtbb#and like tbf i am indeed bias and have read way more mamoru stories than anyone else#but i read his like drunk story again last night#and i remember i wanna say for eisuke or ota they didn't even let him actually get drunk because god forbid he be embarassing#and baba whomst i love is like oh no i really like consensual sex with my girlfriend when we have both had a few drinks#and then you got mamo who's unapologetically allowed to just be a crybaby drunk who's sobbing that he's a loser and no one will marry him#like THATS MY MAN AND HES A FUCKING LOSER I LOVE HIM
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#so a little over a year ago i kissed a guy who i have known for nearly 20 years. on the lips#well he kissed me to be fair#after a whole night of dancing together and i will admit yes i flirted with him a LOT but. the thing is we have a weird kind of situation#because we aren't really friends but we share a best friend#and when our best friend was depressed we texted each other to try and think of ways to get her out of her funk#and when he need tips on what to get our mutual best friend he texts me too#and when we see each other at parties. well. the times we have ended up alone have always been charged lets just say that#and he REMEMBERED one of those moments and told me so last year and i was floored so i decided to go with it and flirt with him fhdshf#anyways. long story short he literally picked me up and pushed me against a wall and kissed me. and then. we shared a cab and hugged#good night and never talked about it again#i saw him a few months ago for the first time since That Night and we. did not talk about it! gfdhgd i am glad but also it's a bit weird id#and now he and our best friend are on holiday together and they are both messaging me and he just. texted me a kissy face.#and now i want to kill him (affectionately).#oh and he has a serious girlfriend so :) hgfhdhh i make such good life decisions don't i#i never told our best friend about the kiss btw. because she would kill both of us for sure#okay rant over anyways i dont think i will ever be normal about this guy. story of my life
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there he is 💓💓 shuji pie the loooove of my liiiife <33 and also HELLO??? the close-up of kisaki's hips slotting behind shuji??? liden knows what they just did with that i swear to god.
#₊˚ପ⊹ soliloquy .ᐟ#kissing him silly i LOVE him#i was telling my girlfriend that shuji was definitely supposed to#show up beforehand and stand back looking all formidable#kisaki's scary dog privileges yk#but he probably overslept/lost track of time#and had to figure out another way to jump in all cool and sexy#tokyo revengers#tokyo revengers season 3#tokyo revengers s3#<- for filtering purposes!
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#cotl fanart#my girlfriend made ne remember i have tumblr#goth goat beloved kissing him#my goat is a they/he btw#🫶#w1seart
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One of the conflict between Alex and Jackie at the beginning is that Alex should have told Jackie about Paige, and it's understandable that Jackie felt confused and doubt about their relationship after knowing that. But that fact alone should cancel the agrument about "Alex always tried to make Cole look bad so he could look better" or "Alex wanted Jackie only to compete with Cole" or whatever (even though the second argument already makes no sense as if we didn't see Alex already fell in love with Jackie at the first sight, and has been looking after her and trying to make her happy since then).
Because if Alex truly only acted on the "nice guy syndrome", it would have worked well on his benefit if he'd told Jackie about Paige and Cole kissing his girlfriend. Now it will definitely make him even more of a good guy and Cole a major big asshole to Jackie, and it's even without lying. What would win a girl better than a sob story about a girl who he did nothing but be good for, breaking his heart? Like he could have whined on detailed about the betrayal, how it affects him, and made it everyone's problems. Instead he avoided talking about it until he had to assure Jackie what he felt about her is real and he no longer had feeling for his ex, he ignored Paige just as much as he walked away from Cole (until the asshole of his brother had to get into his personal space to provoke him and mock him).
Not to mention while calling Cole fcked up doings he also held himself accountable. He always apologized when he did something wrong, he refered to his wrong actions with "there's no excuse" and not even tried to justify himself about punching Cole when he had reasons to do so. He's not perfect, he has flaws, he fcked up too but he tried his best.
#if it had been all about proving himself to cole. he could've stayed tried to compete for jackie's attention.#but he walked away when cole was there looking genuinely uncomfortable#alex kissed jackie in front of cole ONCE and they already threw assumptions#maybe jackie made him so happy that he overcame his anxiousness and toleraced cole's presence?#maybe showing his love in public is his love language?#he did it with his friend being fed up in the background too lmao biggest golden retriever energy#meanwhile cole that's not how you made up to someone whose girlfriend you kissed (on purpose or not)#you didn't have to come to their table to make fun of their game their hobby#you didn't have to bump into them to say mean things then surpise pikachu face when you got punched in the face#leave him and his gf alone wtf is wrong with you#alex walter#jackie howard#cole walter#my life with the walter boys
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“He doesn’t look so bad to me.”
“I like the way this guy thinks…”
“The bad boy is right.”
“I did most of this.” “You did.”
#Mike x Johnny#lawbarnes#Johnny caught Chozen and tried to lure in Mike too#Dw baby it’ll work. he was just thinking about his burnt down business too much#I need Mike x Johnny x Chozen#shoulda joined his cobras and followed him around. in my ideal world akksksksks#He was so flirty with Chozen especially that night damn. ‘You got a girl at home?’ =#‘You taken. or can you take me to the bathroom and kiss me like I’m your girlfriend?’#johnny lawrence#mike barnes
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