#kiss each other sloppy style
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me when the slowburn is burning a little too slowly:
#I’ve had it up to here☝️#so help me#kiss each other sloppy style#or else 🔫#the tension#the build#I’m crying#I love it though#I like pain#anyway#fanfic#ao3#fanfiction#humor#humour#I think I’m funny anyway#steddie#Harringrove#archive of our own#reader
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*gnashes them in between my teeth*
kind of epic imagery that is slightly too suggestive to put above the cut:
#ough augh#arrghhh#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddlestan#myart#gay#i hope they cry in each others arms and then kiss on the mouth sloppy style
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that old man yaoi brainrot got me good, folks
#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#so the story I imagine with this one is#they start making out sloppy style (obvs) while logan is smoking a cigar on the fire escape (wade just cannot resist)#and neither one of them notices until the cigar burns down to logan's fingers#then they resurface for air coughing and spluttering from all the smoke they've been inhaling and exhaling#does this count as shotgunning?#shotgunning#cigar shotgunning even?#deadclaws#the wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#old man yaoi#old man yaoi brainrot on full display#I fear there is no cure and I must be tranquilized and released into a new habitat for my own good#but alas I am my own zookeeper and I don't wanna#so here we are#deadpool art#wade wilson#logan howlett#let those old men kiss sloppy style#and yes they are wearing each other's colors but with little bits of their own (lines in Logan's flannel and drawstring on Wade's hoodie)#and yeah they can smoke as much as they want because regenerative healing and wade is already like 50% cancer#what could happen
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“You won?”
Huh, sure do wonder how these two resolved things 👀
(This is so cringe guys I’m sorry 💀)
The more I read it the more I think it doesn’t really involve the ship, but I tried. More importantly though I wanna emphasize how their relationship is though. BLU Spy loves messing with RED Engie, and RED Engie is constantly paranoid with his surroundings, ESPECIALLY around his babies (his machines). So I thought, if RED Engie was able to pull one over on BLU Spy, how would Spy react?..
Conclusion: Spy doesn’t care. He finds Engie “amusing”.
#TF2#Team Fortress 2#Now way this ain’t cringe bro#But uh seriously tho#I think imma portray these two as enemies that constantly bicker with each other. spy doing is for fun and Engie just being annoyed asf#I love the idea of Spy just constantly messing with Engie lol. think it’s funny#also just….toxic yaoi? AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? TOXIC YAOI?#Toxic Yaoi#…I think#Anyways um. there will be a bonus to this 👍#Spy kissing Engie sloppy style after this#Spy#Engineer#BLU Spy#RED Engineer#Spy X Engineer#(?)#Napoleon Complex#Cartoons#Doodles#Sketches
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pspspspspspsps
#doing this to both preestablished mash enjoyers and people who have never seen this show before#and ESPECIALLY the really fun category of ''my parent(s) used to watch this show all the time and i haven't seen it since i was a kid''#i'm making your dad's blorbos kiss each other sloppy style and cordially inviting you to join me#shebbz portrait#art#sketch#mash
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hey ladies did y'all know that, um.
#patrick zweig#art donaldson#they're so filthy and obsessed with each other#them drunkingly being each others first kiss at tennis academy.. mhm got u#ALSO art was saving face when he said Patrick jerked off in his OWN bed to show him. no he didn't I was there#Patrick growing frustrated watching art try to jack off#saying fuck it lemme just show u how.. "like this#anyway they should've fucked sloppy style.. who's with me!
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I think emf and seawatt and evbo
Yeah
Yeah I think
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This meme but it's them
#one piece#red haired shanks#buggy the clown#this is how I announce on main I am cringe but I am free#no love triangle here they all kiss each other sloppy style with tongue#shanks x buggy x oc#oc x canon#scouty scribbles#one piece oc#oc: phrine 'doctor feel-good' fontane
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i didn’t get polychives at first because i was a jmart and timsasha fan but then i read a fic where everyone kissed jon and it clicked
#like yeah#they should all kiss each other sloppy style#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#tma jon#tma podcast#tma shitpost#jon sims#martin blackwood#tma sasha james#tma tim stoker#polychives
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jupeter divorce au where they meet up annually to suck face and other things and they create standing appointments for each other.
Juno's is "me time night of fun" and Peter just marks out the whole day in his to-do list under Juno (courtesy of @esquemeencanta)
#jupeterdivorce2k24#the penumbra podcast#for safety reasons this is a joke#*mouths* it's not#they kiss sloppy-style and talk shit about each other otherwise#juno steel#peter nureyev
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do you think Julian and Kira ever talk about what happened in Fascination
#star trek: ds9#julian bashir#kira nerys#they were making out so hard like they absolutely left bruises around each other's mouths#Kira cant walk by the infirmary for a month because every time she does she Remembers It#Julian won't even look at her for days#because he cannot lie. it was kinda hot#and he knows he has NO shot#do you think Kira's mad because she can tell you Julian's a good kisser#do you think Julian laments about Kira being a good kisser because he's never gonna get to kiss her again#this is not a ship post I just think its fucking hysterical that Fascination had to go with one pair#and it was them#how do you even deal with the aftermath of that#you two are friendly coworkers but also youve made out sloppy style in front of everyone#you speak pretty much solely on a professional basis and also your tongues have been in each other's throats#you just know the next time Kira went to the infirmary it was unbearably awkward
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amyeleven fivenyssa crossover
#the three people who would like to read this get excited and then get disappointed because i never finish anything#but the thing about fivenyssa is that she's his daughter#and it's supremely fucked up#and the thing about amyeleven is that she's his Everything and it's supremely fucked up#and also she's the one who asked the doctor if he's a father and well. she'd get it the second she saw nyssa#i know that line was SUPPOSED to be about susan and susan's hypothetical parents but in my heart it's about nyssa of traken#and the thing about eleven and nyssa is that they'd have extremely deep and intimate conversation about being the last of their kind#she's probably the only person in the universe that he could talk about it truly openly with and it'd be like.#nyssa I'm so sorry i never fully understood you. i couldn't. i do now#and she'd be so SAD about it because she never ever wanted that for him#she never WANTED him to understand her like that because the only way he ever could was to go through the same thing#and nyssa would never consider that price to be worth it#but now she knows it's going to happen and she can never tell her own doctor#and it's devastating devastating but also deeply healing for them both but especially eleven#....#and the thing about amy & five is that she'd know him. of course she would. she'd Believe he's the doctor and Understand about regeneration#and immediately tell him about the first time she met Her raggedy Doctor and he'd be like. you shouldn't be telling me this but#he'd be stunned and captivated by the amount of love and also possesiveness in her voice and wouldn't be able to bring himself to stop her#and she'd see straight through him and make him feel naked and raw and at the end she'd hug him goodbye and kiss him on the forehead#the way eleven does her because he's a CHILD to amy compared to eleven and he can't hide that#and the thing about eleven and five is that they'd each be deeply ashamed of the other#and finally#the thing about amy and nyssa is that they'd make out sloppy style#.....#............#voices offscreen:#'i can't believe you called her my daughter and then made out with her'#'yeah and how many times have you made out with my daughter what's your point'#lavender thoughts#dw
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reading my own oc lore and being gagged as if i didnt write it
#robin and aria you will rule the world forever and ever#me when theres a slow connection forming between ppl who cant stand each other and they have to come to terms w the fact that#they need each other desperately#not enemies to lovers bc theyre not lovers. they kiss sloppy style bc they want to break each others bones#its the adrenaline of fighting w someone#the inherent homoeroticism of pinning someone against a wall bc you hate them so much it makes you want to get closer to their#beating heart. so you can feel the fear and excitement manifest physically#also its an office romcom#and its also an expression of the despair the typical heterosexual lifestyle instills in me#marriage and children and a suburban home where no one cares about what happens to you#where youre just supposed to cook and clean and love him and do his laundry and watch tv and not have friends and babysit#thats total and utter misery to me#this one goes out to all the girlfriends and wives who are stated as such before theyre given personhood#women who are mothers and sisters and daughters and caretakers before theyre friends and workers and hobbyists#theyre loving and kind and sweet and quiet and friendly before theyre funny and weird and angry and righteous and cool#im sorry that the world puts us in these roles and i hope so desperately you get the relief of living a full life one day#that they dont open your funeral with how good of a mother and wife you were. how well you served the men in your life#anyways#sorry for dumping all that the state of the world just makes me feel things ig
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when charlie does the dance for dennis when theyre both high off glue in how mac got fat its actually peak charden to me
#its actually not just sillyness its about them finding comfort in each other or whatever#they should have made out sloppy style or actually….no. they should have shared a tender yet chaste kiss#on the lips…..yes
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#troye sivan#something to give each other#i LOVE got me started so so so much i wish i could kiss it with tongue sloppy style for hours#whoooo said that#anyway the whole album changed my life
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I suspect most nights where im like drinking to excess and im super blackout drunk and id die if i had like 2 more shots but i stop for the night are because at heart i am sooooooooooo sleepy and when it gets late enough and i get drunk enough i go fuck it I’ll leave it in the morning. But tonight I am considerably wasted and it’s only 7 pm. I will not get tired soon and there is 1.75 liters of vodka available for me today. All this to say. I don’t think I’ll die of alcohol poisoning I have faith in me but if im gonna die of alcohol poisoning today is one of those days where it’s possible :( sorry :( for what it’s worth I really really really want to read kowt and so am not purposefully killing myself BUT shit sucks overall enough that I am not afraid to die and if it came to me I would welcome death with open arms
#luke.txt#drunkposting#suicide mention#just in case#I dunno man. sorry.#for the record if im gone I mostly want my legacy to be dalinar sadeas making out sloppy style#if something horrible should happen to me please dedicate all thoughts to the Sadalinar Kiss Each Other Fund#I know it may be bittersweet when I am dead. but it’s what I would have wanted#luckily I plan on living. at least until Dalinar dies. but whatever. whatever#im just being safe for the future#the thought of dying without everything all set out and nobody remembering me scares me deeply
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