#kiss each other sloppy style
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runraerun · 23 hours ago
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me when the slowburn is burning a little too slowly:
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scurvyboy · 1 month ago
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*gnashes them in between my teeth*
kind of epic imagery that is slightly too suggestive to put above the cut:
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gods-perfect-idiots · 2 months ago
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that old man yaoi brainrot got me good, folks
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cartoonguy08 · 26 days ago
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“You won?”
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Huh, sure do wonder how these two resolved things 👀
(This is so cringe guys I’m sorry 💀)
The more I read it the more I think it doesn’t really involve the ship, but I tried. More importantly though I wanna emphasize how their relationship is though. BLU Spy loves messing with RED Engie, and RED Engie is constantly paranoid with his surroundings, ESPECIALLY around his babies (his machines). So I thought, if RED Engie was able to pull one over on BLU Spy, how would Spy react?..
Conclusion: Spy doesn’t care. He finds Engie “amusing”.
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t00thpasteface · 4 months ago
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pspspspspspsps
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charmvinyl · 4 months ago
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hey ladies did y'all know that, um.
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doors-worstenemy · 2 months ago
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I think emf and seawatt and evbo
Yeah
Yeah I think
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schoute · 3 months ago
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This meme but it's them
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autistictaxidermyman · 4 months ago
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i didn’t get polychives at first because i was a jmart and timsasha fan but then i read a fic where everyone kissed jon and it clicked
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one-joe-spoopy · 10 months ago
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jupeter divorce au where they meet up annually to suck face and other things and they create standing appointments for each other.
Juno's is "me time night of fun" and Peter just marks out the whole day in his to-do list under Juno (courtesy of @esquemeencanta)
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youngpettyqueen · 10 months ago
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do you think Julian and Kira ever talk about what happened in Fascination
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genderqueerpond · 8 months ago
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amyeleven fivenyssa crossover
#the three people who would like to read this get excited and then get disappointed because i never finish anything#but the thing about fivenyssa is that she's his daughter#and it's supremely fucked up#and the thing about amyeleven is that she's his Everything and it's supremely fucked up#and also she's the one who asked the doctor if he's a father and well. she'd get it the second she saw nyssa#i know that line was SUPPOSED to be about susan and susan's hypothetical parents but in my heart it's about nyssa of traken#and the thing about eleven and nyssa is that they'd have extremely deep and intimate conversation about being the last of their kind#she's probably the only person in the universe that he could talk about it truly openly with and it'd be like.#nyssa I'm so sorry i never fully understood you. i couldn't. i do now#and she'd be so SAD about it because she never ever wanted that for him#she never WANTED him to understand her like that because the only way he ever could was to go through the same thing#and nyssa would never consider that price to be worth it#but now she knows it's going to happen and she can never tell her own doctor#and it's devastating devastating but also deeply healing for them both but especially eleven#....#and the thing about amy & five is that she'd know him. of course she would. she'd Believe he's the doctor and Understand about regeneration#and immediately tell him about the first time she met Her raggedy Doctor and he'd be like. you shouldn't be telling me this but#he'd be stunned and captivated by the amount of love and also possesiveness in her voice and wouldn't be able to bring himself to stop her#and she'd see straight through him and make him feel naked and raw and at the end she'd hug him goodbye and kiss him on the forehead#the way eleven does her because he's a CHILD to amy compared to eleven and he can't hide that#and the thing about eleven and five is that they'd each be deeply ashamed of the other#and finally#the thing about amy and nyssa is that they'd make out sloppy style#.....#............#voices offscreen:#'i can't believe you called her my daughter and then made out with her'#'yeah and how many times have you made out with my daughter what's your point'#lavender thoughts#dw
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fiendishartist2 · 3 months ago
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reading my own oc lore and being gagged as if i didnt write it
#robin and aria you will rule the world forever and ever#me when theres a slow connection forming between ppl who cant stand each other and they have to come to terms w the fact that#they need each other desperately#not enemies to lovers bc theyre not lovers. they kiss sloppy style bc they want to break each others bones#its the adrenaline of fighting w someone#the inherent homoeroticism of pinning someone against a wall bc you hate them so much it makes you want to get closer to their#beating heart. so you can feel the fear and excitement manifest physically#also its an office romcom#and its also an expression of the despair the typical heterosexual lifestyle instills in me#marriage and children and a suburban home where no one cares about what happens to you#where youre just supposed to cook and clean and love him and do his laundry and watch tv and not have friends and babysit#thats total and utter misery to me#this one goes out to all the girlfriends and wives who are stated as such before theyre given personhood#women who are mothers and sisters and daughters and caretakers before theyre friends and workers and hobbyists#theyre loving and kind and sweet and quiet and friendly before theyre funny and weird and angry and righteous and cool#im sorry that the world puts us in these roles and i hope so desperately you get the relief of living a full life one day#that they dont open your funeral with how good of a mother and wife you were. how well you served the men in your life#anyways#sorry for dumping all that the state of the world just makes me feel things ig
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nailgunstigmata · 1 year ago
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when charlie does the dance for dennis when theyre both high off glue in how mac got fat its actually peak charden to me
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mocksyoucondescendingly · 1 year ago
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isdalinarhot · 7 months ago
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I suspect most nights where im like drinking to excess and im super blackout drunk and id die if i had like 2 more shots but i stop for the night are because at heart i am sooooooooooo sleepy and when it gets late enough and i get drunk enough i go fuck it I’ll leave it in the morning. But tonight I am considerably wasted and it’s only 7 pm. I will not get tired soon and there is 1.75 liters of vodka available for me today. All this to say. I don’t think I’ll die of alcohol poisoning I have faith in me but if im gonna die of alcohol poisoning today is one of those days where it’s possible :( sorry :( for what it’s worth I really really really want to read kowt and so am not purposefully killing myself BUT shit sucks overall enough that I am not afraid to die and if it came to me I would welcome death with open arms
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