#kirby is so happy thats something he can

[bigmack2go]

Newsies as Things my friend and me have said bc im shocked i haven’t done this yet

Sarah: THIS!

Sarah: *points at tailor doll*

Sarah: this is the reason i‘m into women!

(Sarah *in a whispered sob*: my hand fits her waist so perfectly….)

Race after getting one single question wrong: if you’re alowed to be dumb, so am i

Albert *shocked*: why is there no crossover of „sing“ and „zootopia??“

Albert: i mean—… NOT EVEN A FANFICTION!

Jack: there are very few names that are acceptable for sausage dogs

Jack *clears throat*….

Jack: NUMBER ONE—

Race:*wakes up david from his much needed afternoon nap*

Race: do u ever mix up the feeling of attraction with the one of jealousy???

Les: so if harry potter is an otter—

Les: and ron weasly is a weasle….

Les: whats hermione??

Albert: anyone else ever wonder how it would go if henry danger went to hogwarts?

Davey (in the middle of a conversation about hotdogs or smt): is there a place where you can give emoji suggestions??

Hotshot: what are you doing?

Autistic!Spot *squatting*: i need to make sure these pants don’t give me over sensory issues

Race: i dont get hyperfixations

Albert: you— you litteraly memorised Hamilton

Race: IT WAS TO KEEP MY BRAIN IN FORM

Katherine: why is it, whenever i find someone hot, they get a haircut???

Albert: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE— YOU LITTLE… i can’t think of an insult but imagine something thats really bad just so you know i am in fact very mad

(Race: woah who would have thought i’d live to see the day albert dasilva isn’t able to think of an insult)

Albert: ok but like… the characterbuilding of pawpatrol is like,,, really fucking good

Albert: like that shit deserves an oscar

Spot: did it hurt when you fell—

Race (litterally from down on the floor): when i fell from heaven?

Spot: no when you-

Race: when i fell for you?

Spot: RACE YOU JUST F E L L OF THE STAIRS

Jack: ah where did i put my crutchie?

Jack: GAYS HAS ABYONE SEEN MY CRUTCHIE?

Jack: damnit why do i keep losing i— ahhh there it is!

Elmer: ask for forgiveness, not permission

Hotsot: *sighs exasperated while watching elmer proceed to pull out a baloon sword with a genuinely evil look on his face*

Jack: you ever notice how you can deescalate literally any situation by [doing smt] as long as the situation is right?

Davey: *blinks* what?

Smalls: soooo i think i may or may not have just accidentally invented backwards stealing

Jack: ugh! Nephew, grandson! Wheres the difference, really??

Jack: i just stepped on my painting

Jack: haha! Look at those cute lil paint pawprints on the floor

Jack:

Jack: wait why do my feet make pawshaped pawprints???

Davey: thats it. Im done. I quit.

Elmer: quit what?

Davey:

Davey: life.

Spot: im trying to work on my anger issues

Albert: you literally just punched somebody

Spot: and it made me less angry

Mrs Kirby: buttons what are you doing here? This isn’t your classroom

Buttons (shamelessly): avoiding my teacher hopefully for another….

Buttons (squinting at the clock):

Buttons (happy as ever): 36 minutes!

Graves: my bf is being homophobic

Hotshot: youre single???

Graves: exactly!!

Davey: i may be antisocial but im still a socialist

Albert: spot, if i dropped dead here and now and race wasn’t there to witness that you didn’t murder me, what would you do with my body?

Spot: bold of u to assume I didn’t murder u

Spot: or need race as a witness

Spot: or—

Albert: OKAY I GET IT

Albert *putting on creme-deodorant*:

Jack: is this hair wax you’re putting under your arms???

Albert:…

Albert: yes.

Albert: it blocks the sweat glands.

Jack: *proceeds to go on about a ten minute speech about how tiktok spreads false information and life hacks*

Race: ow ow ow ow

Spot: what?

Race: i put on the wrong glasses

Spot: race w h a t

Albert: im a left handed green eyed ginger and thats not even the worst part—

Race: there are four types of people.

Race: watch.

Race: *shoves crutchie so he falls*

Jack: *gasps and runs to fight race*

Davey: *gasps and runs to help crutchie*

elmer: *gasps and laughs at crutchie*

Albert: *gasps and laughs at race*

Race: see

Race: *the most satisfied hes beenin his life*

No one:

Absolutely no one:

On this entire planet no one:

smalls *giving b i r t h*: ow ouch ow ah- yeah that does in fact hurt, owowow

[colekinnie-4life]

Part two of my rant cause I’m not done yet

I’m gonna take a hiatus from talking about the show however, and turn to the movie for a minute

I know, everyone hates the movie

But I don’t care and you can express your opinions towards it here 👉🏼🗑️

Anyways, the whole “being pushed to the side” thing isn’t just a Cole problem, this time, it’s everyone’s problem

All of them except for green bean are planks of wood with basic personalities written on them

Kai- loud

Nya- badass

Jay- shy

Zane- robot

Cole- music

Cole has the least amount of lines in the movie. I counted. He has 45 lines of his own, then a few extra with the other ninja

I like him in the movie too. Not more than og Cole obviously but the movie version is kind of relatable to me because of the whole music thing (I’m obsessed with music)

The song in the end credits says he’s “sarcastic”, but he has no sarcastic lines that I can remember throughout the whole movie

The only mildly sarcastic line I can think of is

“All I know is we really need a ninja master. And you are not a ninja master.”

And that’s not even sarcasm

Anyways, that’s about it for the movie since he does literally nothing

He does way more in the video game version of the movie, but I’m not gonna count that since it’s apparently not canon (booo)

Ok, now time for season 11

HALLELUJAH HE DOES SOMETHING!!

AND WITH KAI SOMETIMES!

Y’all probably know I love lava. It’s so stinking cute and I would be infinitely happy if they turned canon

I mean I think the writers are leaning more towards geode becoming canon, which I am totally not against, I think they’re also super adorable (and I’m not being sarcastic)

For season 11 he doesn’t do much in the fire chapter besides get a new vehicle (with Kai~)

But holy shit, in the ice chapter? He gets lots of stuff to do!

He has the cute-ass interaction with Kai during Fire Maker (insert squealing here)

He loses the travelers tea

He has the dream where everyone hates him

He goes out to find the travelers tree

And he becomes a dad again, this time to Krag

Then he finds out Zane is the ice emperor and he does nothing again :(

To be fair no one does anything besides Lloyd and Zane in this part of the season but oh well

Next season

Prime Empire

Hmmm…

Well he just does whatever the other ninjas do until he blows up

(With Kai~)

Season 13

HALLELUJAH HE GETS A SEASON INSTEAD OF A BADLY MADE 40 MINUTE SPECIAL THATS BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO WATCH IN ENGLISH (I watched it on Tubi, you’re welcome)

So I’m not gonna say all the stuff he does this time, but he gets the most amount of attention because- it’s his season

Just go watch Tom Critic’s review of MOTM on YouTube, even though he calls it overrated it’s still a good review and it says everything I need to say

The Island

He’s hungry throughout the whole thing and that’s it :(

But he does trap ronin in a corner

(With Kai~)

Seabound…

Once again, lord have mercy

He does legit nothing and has like 4 lines

To be fair this was the season after Kirby Morrow passed away (rest in peace) so I can respect that

He does do some stuff in that one episode based in ninjago (with Kai~)

Anyways yeah. He gives Queen Vania the fake amulet thingy and that’s it

:(

Season 15, he’s the one who finally gets everyone together. Then a whole lot of nothing happens to him specifically, he’s just doing what everyone else is doing

Until he (and Kai~) get into a car crash and he acts all loopy in save haven (greatest episode of crystallized for obvious reasons)

Then he powers up, takes care of Vangelis through the dumbest “defeat” of all time, then turns into a crystal zombie for 2 seconds and loses his powers

Ughhhhh not again…

They keep losing their powers and it’s getting annoying

Anyways, dragon’s rising

Just a note that this will have MASSIVE spoilers for part two of season two. You have been warned

Anyways, he’s not reintroduced until season 1 part 2

And like clockwork, he has adopted children again!

And he got himself a boyfriend in Geo

Like I said I’m a hardcore lava shipper. But hey, Cole has two hands, and both ships are adorable in their own ways, so I’m a multi shipper

Anyways, he’s in one episode then dips when he starts chasing after Wu’s ghost

Ughhh

Next season he actually kinda does stuff. He just goes along with Zane to find the sorceress or whatever they were doing (kinda forgot- haven’t watched part 1 in a while)

But hey, their duo is always awesome

Part 2 (once again MASSIVE SPOILERS)

He gets kicked off the tournament as soon as he fights off his opponent :(

But hey at least he isn’t shoved into a Chinese sweatshop like last time

Then he follows Wu’s ghost again and finds the new monastery

Then he finds the elemental mech and uses that to help Arin, then he just hangs out in that while fighting the bad guys

Then he- does nothing once again :(

And that’s where we end!

Well, at least with these seasons he, for the majority, got something to do. Sure he ends up mostly just going with what everyone else is doing but he does get his own thing to do sometimes

So these seasons were much better at giving him something to do :)

Anyways- there’s not much else for me to say besides give Cole more to do in season 3 whenever that comes out, and make Geode canon please they’re so cute

I mean I would be happier with lava but-

Ok bye

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[sonicasura]

Well I can tell you that Kafka being spiteful is an understatment at this point. Mina is probably the only one who really knows what Kafka is like when his finally have enough shit.

A manchild he might be, but Kafka strike me as someone who can become a nightmare to deal with when you get him to the point of actually despising you. And that is something everyone is going to learn is a real real bad thing. Noone but Mina is ready for the aftermath and its going to be a glorious mess once it all settles down.

His kaiju powers just add fule to the fire and Tiny is the happy truckdriver that provides the fule.

More or less.

As for how much Kafka needs to eat? I'll defently say theres noway Kafka would be able to eat the same amount as Kirby can even at normal size. But Kafka is going to have to revaulate his food budget and occasionally hunt some kaijus down too. At least the meat from kaijus helps curb some of the hunger.

And if he is ever at a all you can eat event at some ramen shop or what not he's got that win hands down thats all I can say on that matter.

But anyways, thats all I have for my little update. Theres going to be a while before I can speak more about it mainly thanks to work is becoming more hectic as of late. Even if my friend is going to return soon.

I'm actually going to be transferred to another building that needs some extra hands on the janitor team so it might mean I have to temporarily move too. It all depends on where I'm going.

But none the less I hope you have enjoyed it and I hope to talk again sometime soon. Goodbye for now.

Thanks for sharing what you've had so far! I wish ya luck with your job. Hope you and your friend have a great week!

[angeryspeedo]

the final wave of steven copy abilities, before i likely retire the series.

left-right, top-bottom

Circus - Clown Steven from So Many Birthdays, which was a given. Cook - Chef Steven from Restaurant Wars, plus the usual Cook Kirby hat. i kinda forgot Cooking with Lion existed when i made this, but i like this unique outfit better. Cupid - i got to Cupid before Archer, but i don’t think i’ll be drawing Archer now. this one isnt based off of any particular fit. happy valentines day i guess

Light - instead of a lame-o single-use ability thats only good for a few rooms, i buffed Light into something more viable. Light Steven works a lot like Light-Bulb Mouth Kirby, but he can also draw hard-light imagery with his finger. if he snaps his fingers, they fizzle out, and if he claps his hands, they flashbang. Ranger - based on Ranger Guy from Onion Trade. Tornado - decided to make Steven’s hair into clouds and incorporate it into the usual Tornado hat for this one! sort of inspired by Cloud Mario from SMG2

Meta Knight Sword Steven - a mouthful, i know. i dressed him up like my MK gijinka. Ranger (alt.) - these colors are moreso based off of how Ranger Kirby looks rather than Ranger Guy, going for a more colorful look. Tornado (alt.) - wanted to make Tornado more colorful, too. though the grey version is more faithful to the games, this one got its colors from the Bluster element from KSA

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

21 and 32 for all rats?

21.drink of choice (not just alcoholic)

elfilis-i dont think they were aware of anything but water their whole life ngl, probably drinks anything, might have liked something sweet? everyone likes those

fecto forgo-also just drinks anything, being raised on lab food and artificial tube set up to only receive nutrients and no physical food does that to you.i think if kirby tried showing them milkshakes theyd try to eat the glass cup

elfilin-i feel "will just drink absolutely anything" might be in their DNA, though he sticks to actual drinks while elfilis drinks water from the ground and forgo drinks a weird soda can from the back of kirbys fridge thats been expired for 5 years after being forgotten by always being covered up by better snacks

32.something guaranteed to make them smile/laugh

elfilis-the silence of a recently wiped out planet and the ego boost theyre amazing at self preservation and the relief of safety from their never ending paranoia that comes with this newest achievement ✨

fecto forgo-prior to the chaos reunion forgo is.always very upset.very, very upset.the isles used to make them happy, theyre shiny and colorful and just being those two would just make them feel so happy, everytime something new appeared in there theyd get so curious and happy as well, but eventually they stopped making them feel safe and any less trapped, but i think, after the chaos elfilis reunion, anything new and anything shiny and colorful makes them happy once again

elfilin-hes so hyperverbal and autistic i think if you showed him a rock hed start feeling the most autistic joy.so anything really.show that little man a fly hell get so so happy about that and keep talking about it, he and forgo share a natural autistic curiosity of not knowing anything before

[deliveringspookzandtreatz]

headcanon timeee!!

sorta long lmao

Margarita takes a bit to style her hair. She really hates to admit it but she does like her hair a lot and likes to keep it neat and fairly brushed. if you ruffle her hair or try to mess with it, she does get a little grumpy lol

Does not like when people call her doll or princess. You can call her dear or sweetheart, but doll and princess does make her uncomfortable.

Ab margarita, even if she has anger issues and a huge gambling problem, she does her job pretty well. Keep the customers happy, help serve drinks, all of that! She just doesn't have time for nonsense, and that's why some customers enjoy Brulo wayyyy more than Margarita while others likes Margarita more than Brulo.

Both Margaritas call most people "love, sweetheart," etcetc sometimes. Only people they will try not to use these names is their bosses or someone they really hate or dislike.

Even if Mints colony hates him, he still loves his little group. Yeah, he gets called a freak or treated like he's a bad luck charm by some of the drones he is with, but he does still love his family and the colony.

I added this to like..3 muses already but fuck it adding it to mint- Mint has social issues! Mint has a hard time telling if something is a joke or not, and he has biggggg emotions.

Kirby is all positive vibes! Thats why shes so happy most of the time!! Shes probably the mostttt forgiving out of the group!

Kirby favorite ability besides the abilities that reminds her of her friends (sword,hammer,spear etc etc) is Circus and Ice. Both because she lovesss moving around in a silly way

Marco, being a big brother to 3 siblings sorta calls everyone sweetheart or love or etc. He got that from Grace who is his little sister by a year.

Marco has been called bunny rabbit as a nickname for his teeth! He doesn't mind it that much and thinks its silly!

[fruitsofhell]

Ok, I beat the thing and I have thoughts now

I WISH IT WAS LONGER!!! Magolor Epilogue was a very fun little thing, and I liked the way that the handicaps and different moveset changed how the game felt. It felt shorter than like Heroes in Another Dimension to me... or maybe that’s just because it was easier. I guess that’s the other thing, I want Kirby games to have those really really hard modes and bosses again.

The nice thing is that I havent beaten the arena yet cause the new Magolor Soul shit was busting my balls fr. But thats now another problem I have which is that MAN IS THAT TRUE ARENA BLOATED NOW. I was hoping they would pull a Star Allies and just have a second True Arena, and I really wish they did that now cause that shit’s kinda gruelling and not in the best way. One of my favorite True Arena’s in te series is the KSSU one because it is short but can be very difficult with how limited your options are in that game. It’s 10 bosses with a final four but still gives me problems. This like 20 something long boss one with a final 6 is a bit much, its a bit draining imo.

But at the same time I might just be drained cause of all the lore stuff. I was hoping for more and what I got was... not NOT what I wanted but hdsjgdsf its a bit. This is Spoiler Spoilers now.

1) Magolor not being native to Halcandra stings for medjsfgshfjsd. I’m going to sue the fantranslaters who called Egg Engine’s theme “Steel Hometown” when its now “Birthplace of Steel” cause that gave me a lot of false understanding. And it’s less that thats something I have to change about his character headcanon now, I can manage since he still was on there for a while, but it sucks for the worldbuilding stuff I was trying to do. He was my base for the ancients as I thought he was their ancestors.

 I READ AN ENTIRE BOOK ON MATERIAL CULTURE to design him thinking that he was native to halcandraadsgjhfgsd. It’s just a bit to swallow, especially cause it now means I just have like 0 bases for what the ancients were like at all. And I mean I staked a lot of headcanon on him and his species being native to Halcandra its a bit worrying.

HOWEVER, I have cope-- I mean hope. He is still very clearly related to Hyness and his species. And I have no reason to believe that Hyness isnt related to the magic ancients, which means theres still a good chance that his species were once part of the Halcandran ancients. Thats my mental gymnastics on it.

2) I wanted to know how Halcandra fell :((. I feel like something related to that stupid fucking crown tree’s arena is a clue, or atleast a good idea of what its final days were like, but I was hoping for something more explicit. I’m happy my idea that the Master Crown was a literaly crown once worn by kings and queens is true atleast.

And while we’re on info I wanted that wasnt there GALACTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I WAS SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR HIM TO BECOME CANONDHGJFSKHGFDSKJ. It feels genuinely dumb to me he couldnt have gotten a spot in the epilogue, like he still just got thrown last minute into the arena, they could have done SOMETHING. And at the same time, I want to know where they hell that stupid bird is from! Is he not from Halcandra? this would have been the perfect opportunity to confirm that but his description gives nothing new, except that his crystal is gem? Like related to the apples ig. That is something to chew on.

I think a positive I can spin out of that though is that if this fucking game doesnt want to give me more on ancient Halcandra and Galacta god knows if anything will, which means I’m still free to headcanon away lol. I’ll give Galacta Knight the love Kumazaki doesn’t want to give him uwu.

3) That ending showing that after the Epilogue Mago went straight to the world of Clash is just......... hmmm... no... No thank youiodsfkjsd. I do not like thinking about the world of Kirby clash as an actual part of the Kirby multiverse, it’s annoying. I’ve always contextualized it as simply being like an AU, not as another dimension that characters can visit. It just stinks to me, and I’ve already talked about how much I hate the multiverse thing anyways. This is one of those things where I am very happy to step away from canon until it shows me something that makes the idea worth it to me personally.

And it’s also weird cause like?? So when did he come back to Popstar and build that amusement park? I was hoping that “different time and place” thing for the introduction of Magoland was to say it was post-story, but like I guess not? Or maybe I’ll see once I beat the True Arena. The idea that CANONICALLY he went to the clash universe instead of coming back to Popstar is actually sending me up the damn wallskhfdsjhfkds

4) I am either incredibly blind and stupid or like soo many pause screens got redone like Metal General’s and the Lor’s. I really really enjoyed those, I like learning more about silly side things in this world, especially those related to the ancient artifacts, I think theyre fun and I like creatures/machines that have been abandoned. I’m also happy to see Metal General and Landia in the Magoland plaza, but I have like a small thing about that.

So being that Magolor isnt native to the planet and describes it effectively as inhospitable, I’m... not sure if the idea is that there is any life there besides landia? There are creatures native to the planet that look living to me, but I’m worried the idea is that they arent and Halcandra is an effectively dead planet. And specifically that the idea of Landia and Metal General coming to play is that theyre abandoning the planet too. With how the ending works with the Lor and dragons going home I don’t think thats the canonical idea, and that them being in the plaza is just a fun easter egg, but oh well.

I’m trying to scope out like narrative intention. Like obvioulsy with the Forgotten Land the idea is that the land should be reclaimed by the animals and new dees who are seeing it with new, innocent eyes. And I made a comparison that I thought the idea was that while the Forgotten Land was abandoned and gets to be seen with fresh new eyes, Halcandra is still a source of retrospection and greed for those living there and elsewhere. The elsewhere is still true, every other kirby villian stole something of the ancients, but now i feel weird about the those living there thing. I just like Halcandra and I want it to be explored as a source of history with the same depth the Forgotten Land was. ... Ok that’s enough whining about lore. Loved this remake overall, but I’m probably going to revisit the original more often because it’s a more condensed package and I very personally have beef with some of the new implications it added. I’ll probably get over them, but I’ll also never forgive them for not making Galacta canonhsdfsdfdskjfs, like that was his last chance I think it’s over for the Galacta Girls out there.

It’s funny cause I feel the exact opposite about KSSU, which is a remake that came out before this game that got remade. And it’s over the same character I’m passing so much judgement on how I feel. KSSU is made better by Galacta Knight, and by that I mean he and all the extra content that came with him is very enriching to the game experience. RTDL DX, by ratio of stuff added, has less Galacta Knight in it, so it is inferior to its predecessor.

And also I like the wii graphics. I appreciate how shiny RTDL DX is and the new stuff looks A-MAZING, but this game’s aesthetic was built for the wii definitely. I dont mind the outline thing at all really, but I feel the game can be too bright at times, and I think the OG had a groundedness to its colors and lighting that balanced with the fantastical set pieces. And the set pieces do have a bit more realism to them than a lot of other Kirby games, so I guess that’s what helps too. All I know is that I’m gonna be replaying RTDL wii asap.

I admit I will majorly miss all the new character Magolor was given, always loved him but some of the silly lines they gave him in this game are fucking hysterical. That deceitful egg.

Hi, I've been mild media blackout since RTDL DX came out to avoid spoilers. I just finished EX mode and just gotta say, BOY DO I LOVE HAVING TO REWRITE HEADCANON ^_^

[chufff]

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Fic Finder

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1. Hello! This is my first time doing this but do you happen to know a mdzs fic where yzy is jgs consort and the jiang sibs are his children? I just remembered it now and can't find it. This is jiang family bashing I think. Thank you very much!

FOUND? Could this one be “OOC!” by A_flower_in_the_snow that was reuploaded on Wattpad

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2. hello mods!! i am trying to find a fic that i know has been asked for before but i can't find any of those posts. dragon!wwx was courting lwj in both human and dragon form, lwj didn't realize they were the same and rejected human!wwx which wwx took as a rejection of both sides, and there was something about meddling elders. but wwx held onto a one-sided dragon bond so he knew when CR was attacked and flew there to protect it and got severely injured. please help!!

FOUND? flame and rust by cl410 (M, 34k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Happy ending, Dragon WWX, Fluff and Humor, Light angst)

FOUND? Of Skin and Scales by firesonic152 (E, 21k, WangXian, Dragon WWX, Pining, Slow Burn, Miscommunication, Explicit Sexual Content, Bottom LWJ, Interspecies Romance, Interspecies Sex, Size Difference)

FOUND? no other cloud compares to you by ectocosme (M, 125k, WangXian, ChengSong, Canon Divergence, Dragons, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Romance, Courtship, Slow Burn,Slow Build, Action, Identity Issues, Misunderstandings, Mistaken Identity, Kinda, Heartbreak, Getting Back Together, Angst with a Happy Ending, War, Violence, Mental Anguish) WWX courts LWJ in dragon form as also in his human form but LWJ mistakenly thinks the dragon (introduced as 'Mianlong') is a separate being and thinks human!WWX is not serious but only teasing so turns him down in "no other cloud compares to you" by ectocosme (must be signed into AO3 to read)

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3. hi again hehe<333 i would like to find a fic i read that i havent finished, the only things i remember are wangxian in an arranged marriage but live separately(not really sure), then lwj was forced to have a concubine which was wenqing, wei ying then leaves cloud recesses(not really sure if it happened) to live in yiling then he takes in xueyang and mo xuanyu and another lady who was pregnant. wenqing visits them to talk to wwx about lwj or something. amd then something like an ambush or war happens and wwx went to fight(?) when he returned to yiling he found out that the girl gave birth to twins but died. thats all i could remember sorry😅 oh and the reason why wq became lwj concubine was because of wrh pressuring gusu lan? i think? not really sure if its the same fic since ive read so many mdzs fics already hehe but anyways thank you for all the hard work!<333 enjoy your day!!!

FOUND? A Price To Pay by wangxianist (E, 116k, WangXian, XuanLi, Arranged Marriage, Prophecies and Curses, Angst with a Happy Ending, Accidental Baby Acquisition, warning for yzy’s f minus parenting, Cultivation Sect Politics, Family Drama, Canon Divergence, Explicit Smut)

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4. I’ve got another Fic Finder that, if answered, will fulfill a Mood/Compilation request—specifically Disabled Wangxian. This was a modern AU where we meet WWX as a young child with cerebral palsy; he had his canonical high intelligence and cheerful outgoing disposition; he signed, used a wheelchair, and loved Kirby.

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5. hi <3 i lost a fic that im pretty sure is quite popular, but i have no idea how to go about looking for it. all i remember is that a small thing changes, and then in the scene where teen lwj kneels beside wwx so they can both be punished, wwx jumps to cover him bodily, yelling something like 'no you wont hurt my lan zhan it wasnt his fault' (?) possibly maybe it was lxc pov?? it maaaay have had something to do with time travel?? (not wwx tho).. i really dont know :D thank you!! (Ugh, I swear I’ve read this fic at some point :’) ~Mod L)

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6. This one might be tricky because I don't remember if it was here on tumblr, on ao3, or a twitter fic. Basically, Lan Wangji snaps for Wei Wuxian to leave him alone during their studies at Cloud Recesses, and Wei Wuxian does, aware he's probably gone too far in his teasing. Naturally Wangji regrets this, but doesn't manage to patch things up before Wei Wuxian goes home. What there was was fairly short, but quite angsty.

FOUND? I believe 6 might be this twitter fic?

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7. Hello, I've been looking for a fic where cangse sanren was born as man and created a complex spell to change her body to that of a woman, and as a result from the this, wwx has a womb even though he has external reproductive organs of a male. I think jfm knew of the transformation csr did to her body.

FOUND? Until The End by abCEE (M, 365k, wangxian, LWJ & LSZ & WWX, established relationship, communication, mpreg, good uncle LQR, BAMF JYL, canon-typical violence, LSZ is wangxian’s son, WWX has new golden core, fix-it of sorts, canonical character death (WWX), happy ending)

FOUND? 🧡Like Rabbits by Setari (T, 41k, WangXian, Kid fic, Canon rewrite, Mpreg, Miscarriage scare, Crack treated seriously, Hopeful ending)

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8. Hello I'm just wondering if you can find this ao3 fic wherein wwx didn't died on the cliff but got saved and lived a life with another identity because he has amnesia also he and lwj has a son which is lan yuan and no one died in that fic jiang yanli is alived

FOUND? Until The End by abCEE (M, 365k, wangxian, LWJ & LSZ & WWX, established relationship, communication, mpreg, good uncle LQR, BAMF JYL, canon-typical violence, LSZ is wangxian’s son, WWX has new golden core, fix-it of sorts, canonical character death (WWX), happy ending) The amnesia bit comes somewhere around chapter 17ish

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9. Hi ! I was wondering if you guys could help me find a fic, it’s about lwj accidentally killing wwx in nightless city but then both of them get transported back into the past in cloud recesses arc. wwx avoids lwj all the time in the beginning. it’s a really angsty one but in the end they still end up together. tysm for your help !! @makkachiin​

FOUND! 💖 Regrets by antebunny (G, 37k, wangxian, canon divergence, temporary character death, miscommunication, misunderstanding, time travel fix-it, angst w/ happy ending, fluff, hurt/comfort)

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10. Hello pls help I’m looking for a fic I read and lost where Wwx is kept as a prisoner of war in the unclean realm after saving the wens and jgy threatens him so he’s like all by himself and falls into a real bad depression?? Thank u so much for all u do 💕💕💕💕💕💕 @bmgh-writing​

FOUND! Always walked a very thin line by tucuxi (T, 22k, NHS & WWX, JYL & WWX, wangxian, depression, anxiety, everyone lives au, except JZXun & JGS, self-worth issues, slow burn, oblivious WWX, golden core reveal, chronic pain & illness, pining)

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11. Hi! I'm looking for a fic that was like a video game tutorial. The game covered the events up to WWX's death, and there was some dating sim element. LWJ was obviously not an available target, but LXC and NHS were. The player could participate in killing WWX, and I think the tutorial said how this was super difficult.

Towards the end of the tutorial/fic, there was a part 2 published that covered the events after WWX's death, and if the player was close to/dating NHS he'd confide in her after his brother's death. If the player lived in Cloud Recesses because she bought a house there or was married to LXC, then she might meet A-Yuan, but only if she didn't participate in WWX's death, because otherwise LWJ would never let her see his son.

Hope someone can find it, and thank you! @pasmika

FOUND! Grandmaster of Cultivation: Walkthrough and Guide by athylia (Not rated, 4k, wangxian, social media, rpg au, dating sim au, romance)

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12. Hello! Im looking for a wangxian fic where lwj was married to yiling patriarch in exchange for help in the war by the lan clan. I dont remember if wwx was a god or just powerful, but he watched and cared for the wens. It was a multi chapter fic and slow burn. I remember they went to a festival at some point and wwx would give small gifts and theyd eat dinner together sometimes. The main thing i remember tho is that lwj was given his own home and in it was a koi pond that hed take care of and really liked. I think lwj also wrote his brother letters

FOUND? This sounds a lot like 💖 love, in fire and blood by cicer (E, 360k, wangxian, immortal WWX, slow burn, pining, arranged marriage, Mojo’s post)  

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13. Hi im trying to find a cute wx fic that takes place during lan student arc. The only thing i remember is one scene which is where i think lwj took the blame for something so he was being caned but wwx showed up, admitted his fault, then started to be caned too. Then both of them confessed to each in front of everyone watching while receiving punishment. I think it all occurred from a misunderstanding. I remember it being a funny fic and ive been trying to find it

FOUND! Pygmalion by syrus_jones (T, 18k, wangxian, crack treated seriously, fluff, humor, angst w/ happy ending, gremlin WWX, repressed LWJ, first kiss, confession, pining, misunderstandings, comedy of errors, WIP)

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14. Hey ! This request is for the ficfinder : I don't remember the title but WWX was a Wen and CSR was WRH's sister. WWX was also the heir to the Wen throne. LJY was LWJ's adopted son and after the burning of CL, when they were bring the Lans etc WWX took LWJ to Nightless City and married him. And at the end of the story it was revealed that LQR, YZY and maybe the Nie and Jin sect leader time travelled. And maybe CSR did too. And yes, WX became the boyfriend if NMJ. After everything was over WWX and LWJ ruled together as equals. I loved this story but i can't seem to find it again. Please help me here ! Thanks for your precious time :) @purhplet09

FOUND! To the Heavens and the Earth by IsilmeLasgalen (E, 77k, WangXian, NingSong, XuanLi, MingXu, ChengYu, WWX is a Wēn, Marriage of Convenience, Accidental Marriage, Implied Mpreg, Time Travel, Canon Divergence, CSSR and WCZ Live, Cultivation Sect Politics, Bottom LWJ, Top WWX, Good Person WRH, Immortal WangXian, POV LXC, Mpreg, WangXian Get a Happy Ending, Emperor WWX, Emperor LWJ, Past WWX/Other(s), Everybody Lives, Fluff, Angst, Smut, LWJ is LJY's Parent)

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15. Hiya! First of all, thank you for all your hard work - I can't imagine how much organisation this blog takes!

I am looking for a very specific fic - wangxian, xuanli at the very least - takes place post-Sunshot. At one point (I believe during the Phoenix Mtn hunt) someone targets JXN but force-feeding his dog a magic core stone which causes it to grow into a massive dog yao and WWX and JXN have to fight it off together. Later one of JXN's other dogs is force-fed a core stone while a whole load of cultivators are trapped in a building and JXN has to stick his hand in its mouth to pull the stone out. Pretty sure JGY and SMS were behind all the plots/shenanigans.

(Sorry, I can't remember much more, but I just have this very specific scene stuck in my head.) @katonahottinroof​

FOUND! ❤️ a stone to break your soul, a song to save it by rikke (M, 180k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, arranged marriage)

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16. hello im looking for this fic it's a fix-it i think. the scene i remember is wwx is trying to get lwj to leave and he tries to say he doesn't love lwj but lwj gets angry and is like don't insult me by lying to me and telling me you don't love me. a big thank you for all that you do bc this is where i get old lost fics and new ones too!

FOUND! ❤️ Standing Engagement by x_los (M, 18k, wangxian, misunderstandings, accidental engagement, sunshot campaign, golden core reveal, accidental relationship, WQ lives, everyone lives au, Mojo’s post)

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17. Hiii sorry I don't know how this works. But I am looking for this one specific fic I believe it was more than a one-shot. From what I remember was that LWJ was obsessive and WWX was oblivious LWJ killed I think a friend of WWX at midnight at school and tried to cover up the body. A girl who WWX flirted with constantly and who LWJ threaten to stay away from WWX found him and the body at the bathroom of the school and LWJ threaten her to help him cover the body. The next thing I remember is he is stalking WWX and I believe WWX somehow ended up in LWJ's house there is banging from the basement and LWJ is acting suspicious then he cooks food for WWX then makes a joke about the food being JC and throughout WWX stay he hears banging in the basement and he tells LWJ and he lies about it and he goes to the basement to find out that I believe it was JC who was tied up and they tried to escape but WWX stayed behind that all I can remember. thank you @kawaiiskeletonlamphero

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18. Hello I don't know if this is where to post to find a fic but I'll try anyway.

I cant remember much plot wise but I'll give a brief run down of what I can recall.

It's a wangxian fic with wei ying being the bottom. There is mpreg but I'm not sure it's is omegaverse or not. There is a suprise reveal later after the pregnancy is announced that wei ying is pregnant with TRIPLETS. I think lan zhan or lan qiren faint when this is revealed. Pretty sure it's a happy ending fic.

Sorry it's not much to go on but it's all I can remember. @sumzie

FOUND? Littlest Miracles by Vrishchika (M, 5k, wangxian, dragon wangxian, established relationship, mpreg, tenderness, fluff, not JC friendly, noodle babies)

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19. Okay so I have another fic finder, whenever you're able to get to it! All I remember was that it was the beginning of the cloud recesses lectures and, instead of sneaking in and getting into a romantic sword fight under the moonlight with his soul mate, wwx is already a little drunk and instead ends up slipping while climbing the wall and falling on his head. Lwj finds him immediately and wwx has a very serious head injury and so has to spend some time in the infirmary. I think there was some stuff that happened after he healed, and he and lwj were together soon enough. I'm pretty sure it was an au that only took place in the lectures? At least I don't remember it delving into any of the war stuff. I know that it was complete though! I've tried a few different tags, but I've had no luck so far. Thank you in advance!! @suibian800 (I'm pretty sure I know what fic this is but I forgot the name, LWJ had to do an ancient technique to save WWX by connecting their qi and spent the rest of the fic trying to restrain himself from "side-effects" (horny thoughts), right? - Mod C)

Yes!!! I'm almost 100% sure the fic I'm looking for also had the mind connection thing. And wwx fully accepted that he'd fallen in love with lwj but lwj thought it was just the connection and was determined to break it. I think he avoided wwx even after that too maybe??? I don't really remember how it ended 😂 but I'm pretty sure it was happy ending!! (If it is indeed the fic I am thinking of, then I am pretty sure they "pretend" to be in love before LWJ gets the connection removed and then it ends with LWJ showing up in lotus pier and kissing WWX, wish I could also remember the name for you 🥲) - Mod C)

FOUND! All at Once It's You by tiptoe39 (E, 28k, WangXian, Accidental Bonding, Love Curse, AU: No Plot Happens, The Wens Are Not Evil, Gusu Lan Summer School, CQL Universe, But I Stole a Scene from the MDZS Novel, JC is a Supportive Brother????, There is One (1) Sex Scene, Like Nie Huaisang It Is Just There to Make Up the Numbers, Qi Does What I Want It to Do So There, Internalized Homophobia) (I'm pretty sure I found it! This is the one right? - Mod C)

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20. Hi Mods! Thank you so much for all the you are doing :)

I am trying to find this fic where Jiang Cheng does the soul summoning after Jin Ling is killed by JGY? or something. WWX is very angry and tears into all the sect leaders including NHS. Hope you can help me find it. Thanks!

FOUND! The Day's Relentless Light by donutsweeper ( T, 1k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Lots of People Die, Canon-Typical Violence, Revenge, Non-Mo Xuanyu Summoning Ritual, Worse Timeline, Character Death, Dark)

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[blueberryfruitbat]

Could you tell us more about gibbous? (Hope I spelled that right) he's just so cute!

👀HHH ok ok ok Gibbous is kinda my self-made blorbo and like all the info I have is very scattered but heres a lot stuff I scrounged together!! Hoo boy saddle up y'all Blue gets to talk about his penguin child

The conversation between Meta and Dedede to go and find a Nova was literally just-

"haha wouldn't it be funny if we used a Nova to wish for a kid?"

"hahaha that would be hilarious"

"..."

"..."

and the rest is history, lads find Starmap, wished for their little, and got a little Gibbous eggy.

They decided on the name Gibbous because they wanted something with meaning and my HCs has them getting engaged during KF2. So Gibbous being the phase of the moon where a Crescent is missing from either side and them being the Waxing and Waning Crescent Moon Warriors, the name Gibbous had that vibe of him being the thing that completes their little unit.

Meta and Dedede are the helicopter parents ever.

While Gibbous is very pengi looking as a baby he starts gaining more traits from Meta as he grows with things like... sorta weird wings growing in and his feather color matching Meta's skin. He even gets Meta's perma blushies as part of his feather pattern. His feathers are also a bit looser than normal penguin feathers, making him slightly fluffy even after he sheds his baby feathers. He also just has a weird ass sounding purr that he got from Meta.

Gibbous as a baby is like, comedically large compared to Meta, but comedically small to Dedede. He very quickly grows to be taller than Meta, and eventually gets to pick up his dad like the beachball man he is. Full grown he's like 2/3rds the height of Dedede.

KIRBY AND BANDEE ARE THE BEST BIG BROTHERS TO HIM AND THEY GET TO TAKE HIM FOR LITTLE TRIPS AROUND DREAMLAND!!

Gibbous takes quite a bit to actually start talking, first time he really starts speaking is like when he's 4 y/o in near full sentences. He was just a very quiet child, he barely did any of the usual small baby words. Before he started talking he used little chirps and pengi noises to express how he's feeling and for a long time never used anything outside of them.

Baby boy was a very picky eater, being part penguin he's just very partial to fish and seafood, for a long time he didn't even want to try things like sweets, to the dismay of his sweets loving family.

Hes also one of those kids that KNOWS he's the cutest little thing and can/will use that to get what he wants. He also learned Dedede is especially susceptible to this behavior.

When it comes to things like abilities he inherited, hes a lot like Dedede, a very physically strong lad and has some magical ability, favoring ice magic. Because of how weirdly his wings grow in he isn't built for flying unless he figures out how to hover the stubborn way like Dedede did.

Though unlike everyone else in his family he is very much not a fighter, a pacifist in a family of people that have thrown hands with gods more than once. He eventually kinda starts to feels bad about it when he hears all the grand achievements everyone has accomplished and begins to hold some really unhealthy standards for himself. Little prince does not feel like he's gonna ever be able to live up to what his fathers and siblings have done.

If there is one thing he got from both Meta and Dedede it was his compassionate heart. If you asked Gibbous what he wants to be when he grows up he'd tell you he just wants to be a good person and to make people happy like how everyone else around him does.

I think thats what I got for my head empty no braincell ramble over my tiny penguino thank you for asking about him so i had a reason to just drop everything in my brain about them.

[chaoticfvckingdisaster]

live blogging my reactions to the first new ninjago episode because the people at lego are madmen and i just woke up (yes, at noon) and suddenly the new episodes dropped so

likely spoilers and also bad spelling cause im typing fast

warnign reallllly long post

bombs, nice

wait are those the ninja or the other people from the trailer

why does that guy have a glowing sword lol

DID THAT GUY JUST GET CUT IN HALF WITH A SWORD???? moving up in the age range I see, ninjago.

im literally only 45 seconds in

goddamn i think theyre supposed to be unconsious but half of those guys must be dead or something man

damn bad lady kinda hot

hehe rainbow ninja

yep not my ninja

“the new ninja” really i never noticed

purple guy kinda sounds like a kid i really hope its Nelson ahh I want Nelson back

orange may be Skylor

I’m lowkey kinda hoping they’re all old characters and not new ones, but like maybe one new one would be cool

“look out, o r a n g e  n i n j a “ dude why did blue sound like a automated machine for a second

“remember: ninja always keep trying” THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE NINJA  ARE TRYING TO FIGHT COPYRIGHT LAWS OR SOMETHING OH MY IS THIS LIKE A COMMERCIAL OR SOMETHING oh my god these new ninja are getting on my nerves

yay the monestary!!

aw the crooked picture of jay and nya :(

ooh Jay doing the voiceover, although he sounds really sad :(

god god god I almost forgot Kirby is voicing Cole anymore :(( New guy is good though

“What?!” hell yeah cole get those posers

it’s been a year?!!!

Zane sounds to broken down 

oh no he turned off his emotion meter :((((

I like Cole’s new voice but every time he speaks I just get reminded that it’ll never be the same as Kirby

Cole just trying to pull together the team again- god I love him hes such a good leader and I can’t even go into it rn but he’s just a fantastically written character.

YES THE TEAMS GETTING BACK TOGETHER

wait- hello?? a training place with Kai’s logo outside??

IS THAT KAI’S VOICE?? no way

IT IS OMG

OHMYGODDD KAI IS A TEACHER AW THATS SO CUTE

THOSE KIDS ARE SO CUTE OMG

OMGGGG

okay hes a little harsh but thats just Kai man

he has a cutout of Kalmaar for the kids to destroy:(

you can tell he’s angry and beating himself up over Nya’s death :(

Benthomar is gone to rule, I guess that’s good but I was hoping to see him more

sjskfhsh Kai can’t handle kindergarteners, I feel that

Kai would rather fight criminals than deal with little kids I shjfhsj

ah yes Lloyd the subway worker

or i guess- window washer

“HEY BUDDY HOWS IT GOIN :D” 

Lloyd sounds so broken down also nooo my baby :((((

we knew someday lloyd would break and this is that day,

“come on, what happened to ninja nev-” “DONT, OKAY. Just dont.”

Lloyd is literally one of my highest comfort characters and we always saw him get back up, knowing someday he wouldn’t, but just seeing him so low is hard, he’s been through literally so much but the lego team never let him show that, and now they are. 

oh no Jay’s coming up I can’t do this

“what happened to your face?” “time... ravenges us all” oh so Jays gone insane again

is he at the lighthouse??? I cant tell

“why are there half full water glasses everywhere?” “...so I can talk to nya.” ok ninjago fandom, we had lots to say about Jay visiting the water and “talking” to nya last year, hOW we feeling about it now

“Nya the guys are here” i’m sOBBING

“I think the cheese slide off Jay’s cracker” it was never there but thanks Kai

They all sound older :((((

I still want more development with Kai’s grief

LLOYD

“Nya wouldn’t want us to quit. if she say us like this, she’d kick our butts and tell us to get back to work.” IM SO HAPPY AND SO SAD

SKGISFVIKWIBFO he jusT RIPPED FUCKING BEARD OFF SKOHLKDGYFVUV SO MUCH FOR US FREAKING OUT OVER THE TRAILER

YES MY BOYS ARE BACKK TOGETHER

I was gonna do more episodes but this was long enough so

[wtfgaylittlezooid]

I’D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT ROLE MIRRORLOR PLAYS 👀

OKAY

So I’ve mentioned before that Mirrorlor is very obsessed with going back to Halcandra. A few people in the mirror world know this, but nobody is sure of why. Nobody on Popstar is even aware that he exists. Everyone usually just lets him do what he wants, since the worst he’ll do to anyone who hasn’t bothered him is probably steal something he needs to repair his “lor”.

So after a very long and infuriating time of failing to go back to Halcandra, since the Mirror World can only copy so much and can’t read anywhere NEAR halcandra’s location, Mirrorlor starts turning to other methods.

He finds out about the Dimensional Mirror, and in the process of studying it to try and use its power before actually going into the other world: Dark Meta Knight catches him.

And DMK KNOWS just how much of a liar and power hungry Magolor was, and he’s aware that Mirrorlor is most likely going to be much MUCH worse. So he ambushes Mirrorlor before they can do anything and traps them in one of the mirrors, shattering it into pieces like he did with Meta Knight to keep them from trying anything.

However, this doesn’t kill the person. It simply shoved them into a random area only accessible by that mirror and cuts off their way back, trapping them until the shards are put back together.

And Mirrorlor isn’t happy. At all. All he has is a small forest area with a lake with underwater caves and thats it. He was SO close to getting back to Halcandra, and then he lost it. So he starts experimenting with possible solutions, and eventually finds out he can see through the actual world via reflections even if he can’t travel through. And seeing the actual Magolor, does jog a few memories for him.

Mostly the ones of him being a reflection, and how he was created (aka the whole Mirror Labyrinth light novel incident). So Mirrorlor stalks a lot, especially after realizing he can shift his appearance to look more like Magolor so he can hide as his reflection. He managed to piece together a few things: that Magolor is banned from any dimensional mirror, and that Chilly is VERY close with Magolor and dating him and Marx. He also finds out Chilly is very trusted by Kirby and everyone, and Marx isnt.

I’m not sure how or why Chilly even goes to the mirror yet, but he ends up finding about Mirrorlor who simply uses a disguise to appear more similar to Magolor to be more trustworthy.

I’m still coming up with stuff but Chilly ends up bonding with Mirrorlor (though he is VERY skeptical of them) through curiousity and also just. Not wanting them to go through the same pain Magolor went through and Mirrorlor takes advantage of that to use Chilly as a way to free himself even if it goes. Horribly wrong somehow idk yet

[m-c-coy]

Head cannon that Kaminari Denki's favorite Pokémon is actually mimikyu

I think that Kamianri hides his insecurities through his use of jokes and flirtatious personality but deep down he dosen't think he is smart enough or good enough to be on the same level as his friends.

He tries to have main charater energy but he knows its all fake and you just have to pull off his mask to see the scared, inseruce person he really is.

I also want to believe that not only the bauksquad but the entire class thinks that he is Pikachu and is ready to aggressivly love him to make him believe it as well.

(Example of said intervention):

The bakusquad and a few other students are in the common room relaxing and talking before they have to go to bed for the night. Somehow they got on the topic of Pokémon and are trying to match each of there classmates to their respective Pokémon counter part.

Mina: Oh! Jirou is definitely jigglypuff, you can't tell me otherwise!

Kirishima: And Uraraka is Kirby!

Bakugo: thats not even a Pokémon shifty hair!

Kirishima: But am I WRONG!

Sero: no you are spitting nothing but straight facts.

Mina: Huh, I think that's everyone in our class.

Kamianri: Nope! you guys forgot about yours truly!

Every looked at kamianri's smug expression with exasperation until Sero finally broke the tension with a laugh.

Sero: Sorry dude but yours is kinda obvious so I didn't think we needed to mention it.

Kaminari: Oh, i-its really that obvious of a choice.

Kamianri starts to look a little uncomfortable with everyone immediately agreeing with Sero's statement but everyone brushes it off as him being embarrassed by his question.

Kirishima: Bro, not only is it your favorite Pokémon but you literally embody it everyday! Its kinda manly!

Kaminari gives kirishima a small smile as he nods his head in understanding.

Kamianri: yeah, I guess your right. I mean mimikyu can be cool if you-

Mina: wait! Kamianri what did you just say!

Kaminari: uh, mimikyu?

Everyone in the room is silent as the watch Kamianri slowly sink into himself at the unwanted attention he's getting.

Bakugo: Dunce face, you are such an idiot! You're not mimikyu!

Kamianri: But Kiri said I was my favorite Pokémon and well thats mimikyu so I just assumed....

Everyone was now fully invested in the conversation that is transpiring in front of them. Since when had the resident class Pikachu chooses a different Pokémon to be his favorite?

Sero: Why is Mimikyu your favorite?

Kamianri:...because he's trying his best to fit in and make people around him happy by trying to make themselves someone that others want to be around....Mimikyu is...just trying to be the best that he can be and if that means pretending to be Pikachu then thats what he'll do... I think that's something I can uh, respect?

Everyone listens intently to Kamianris little rant about mimikyu while a slow realization dawns on them the more he talks.

Midoriya: You can't be mimikyu.

Kamainri slightly jumps when he hears midoriya's voice coming from behind the couch he is sitting on. Midoriya walks closure to the group with a frown on his face.

Midoriya: You, you can't be mimikyu... its a ghost type and you are definitely a electric type.

Mina: Exactly! I don't think mimikyu is right for you at all! You are meant to be the cutest, most recognizable electric type Pokémon to go with your personality!

Kamianri: Oh, okay I get it.

Everyone gives a mental sigh in relief as this accidental confession seems to solve its self nicely.

Kamianri: So...I'm...jolteon?

If people thought that the room was silent before then this silence is deafening.

Bakugo: You are not mimickyu, you are not fucking jolteon, YOU ARE PIKACHU!!!! Why can't you get the into your head dunce face!!!?

Kamanri: I'm what? No I'm not!

Kirishima: Bro yes you are!

Sero: You are the human equivalent of Pikachu and nothing you say will change that.

Kamianri: But, I'm- I'm not as good o-or as stro-

Mina: Your right, your better! So stop acting like your not. Thrive in that main charater energy!

Bakugo: I'm not going to be friends with some Pokémon extra bitches like jolteon. You are Pikachu! End of discussion!

Kamianri looks from one of his friends to the other, seeing the determination in their eyes. They arn't going to stop saying it until I believe it. Kaminari can't help the small smile that falls onto his face.

Kamianri: Thanks guys.

Sero reaches across his seat on the couch to wrap an arm around kamianri's shoulder.

Sero: Any time sparky!

[jjadegreen]

Okuyasu Headcanons because I cannot stop thinking about him (feat. Some Josuyasu at the end!!)

Hgggfffgghggghgg I have many thoughts about Oku

-he does a lot of traditionally “feminine” (knitting, sewing, baking, etc) things which he gets embarrassed about but literally everyone is so supportive (especially Josuke and Koichi they always know how to make Oku feel better)

-he has SUCH low self esteem but he has good friends to make him feel less shitty

-his entire self worth is rooted in what he can do for others which is very much a harmful mindset :((( Josuke and Koichi are trying to get him out of the habit of offering too much and apologizing for everything

Ok those were kinda sad I’m sorry— some more happy ones-

-he is AWFUL at mariokart. He can’t even drift. He always comes far behind (6-10th place) and koichi and Josuke always make jokes about it

-Sometimes him and Tomoko bake snacks together when he comes over

-He speaks fluent English!!! No one really knows though. Sometimes when Jotaro and Joseph will start speaking English oku will eavesdrop

-Tonio is teaching him Italian too and he’s not very good yet but he’s trying his best

-Him, Koichi and Josuke share 1 brain cell and koichi has it 99% of the time

-YES he thinks Tomoko is hot but he also respects her deeply as a hard working single mom and he lets her know that a lot

-Tomoko just ADORES him. If Oku isn’t over tomoko is asking Josuke where he is. He is like her second son

-he loves food. Like, any food. He loves junk food, fast food, home cooked food, gourmet food... food is the key to his heart.

-his favourite video game of all time is the 1992 Kirby. He fucking loves it. Being adorable and loving food? Oku can relate

-he has nightmares a lot, he practically lived in Josukes house now. Usually at least one of them wakes up in a cold sweat every night and they gotta be there for eachother

-HE LOVES BUGS AND FROGS AND LITTLE CREATURES!!!!

-he may be stupid when it comes to academics but he is so emotionally intelligent. He can always say the right things and has a really poetic mind

-he normally doesn’t hold grudges but sometimes gets REALLY petty about stuff like Josuke hitting him with a blue shell in Mario kart or koichi eating the last slice of cake even though KOICHI ALREADY HAD THREE AND OKUYASU ONLY GOT ONE—

-nap time with the bros. Tomoko will tuck them in

-not ONLY nap time at home but........ nap time in the shade under a tree after a nice picnic

Some josuyasu also because I have brainrot

-oku is really affectionate, both physically and verbally (not just with Josuke but with everyone he loves) so he gives lots of little hugs and kisses and cuddles and has a really poetic way of expressing love in words

-sometimes he will stop Josuke in the middle of a sentence and just say something like “bro. I’m sorry but... I love you so much, dude. Like, my life would be so much worse without you. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I love you, you’re so amazing dude. I love you.” And Josuke gets flustered EVERY time

-tomoko is absolutely thrilled when the oku and Josuke start dating because she just loves oku so much, she gives him so much praise and oku gets so flustered and Josuke thinks it’s adorable

-Oku would definitely be the “THATS MY WIFE!” Guy but with Josuke

-this is not a proper HC but just. Them holding hands. I’m soft

[firaknight]

I’m gonna make Adeleines opinions on all the dream friends and then maybe the helpers idk (and a few others cuz fuck it!)

Kirby: 10/10 best goddamn friend

Huge ball of love and joy!!! The happiest little friend!! He may be small but he is packed with love!!! One of Adeleines best friends and she care him :)

Bandee: 10/10 Friend :)

Friend from way back during the Crystal Shards incident! He’s a little anxious (think Tuter from Bear in the Big Blue House) but he’s very sweet and strong! He’s supportive of her and also squishable. Dees are surprisingly squishy!

King Dedede: 10/10 Mentor figure!

He’s super cool! Helped her find herself during Crystal Shards and was the first to get her to speak to everyone! She used to only speak French and barely spoke English (tragedy had occurred a few years before and she hadn’t recovered from it yet, being so young when it all happened), and he taught her a whole bunch of stuff along the way! She learned how to speak a lot of English, got a bunch of random trivia out of him, and learned how to be strong! He’s almost a dad but she’s too scared to try and call him that (he would ABSOLUTELY let her call him “dad” tho)

Meta Knight: 9/10 Oddly nice!

She was nervous around him early on because “mysterious knight has a sharp sword and doesn’t seem to care about safety” but he proved her wrong! He’s surprisingly chill and she really enjoys his company!

Rick, Kine, and Coo: 9/10 Old friends!

She’s known them since she was 3! Her mom introduced her to them before Dreamland 3 happened and she’s best buds with them! They’re all a lot bigger than you’d think and she can and will snuggle up with them in a big sleeby cuddle pile. All are soft except for Kine who is smooth :)

Marx: 7/10 Kinda scary but SOFT

He’s kinda creepy looking, especially when he’s got his wings out, but he’s not as terrifying as he looks? He’s got some odd little ticks but he’s snuggly and smol! He’s fluffy and it’s really weird? Like, he doesn’t look like he’s fluffy??? But he is??? She cannot wrap her brain around it but tries not to.

Gooey: 7/10 Funky lad

Points taken off because of him being Dark Matter and thats got a lot of trauma behind it for her, but Gooey is a legit funky friend. She was terrified of him at first (see: Star Allies title screen skits) but she’s friends with him now! He’s got a habit of holding everything with his tongue and exploring with said tongue (stuff gets slimy real quick) but aside from that he’s a malleable squishy friend!

Daroach: 8/10 Rat boy!

He’s got a New York accent and he’s a chaotic little bastard but absolutely sweet!! He’s made Adeleine an honorary Squeak Squad member and even gave her a little bell to commemorate the event! He takes her on occasional treasure hunts (safer ones because she’s fragile and speed is not her forte) and she gets to keep whatever she finds and an even portion of the total spoils!

Dark Meta Knight: 10/10 Adopted dad

Dude literally said “Is anyone gonna adopt this poor, fragile child who deserves the world?” and then didn’t wait for an answer. She was originally almost just as scared of him as she was of Gooey, but she warmed up to him super quick! He looks scary (and can be) but is really just a short ball of love and purrs.

Magolor: 7/10 What is he saying.

He’s the cool wizard friend but points off because half the time he’s speaking in Halcandrian and she has no idea what that is or how to translate it, nor does anybody else. He’s wacky and absolutely does magic tricks for people (Adeleine being one of them since she has a very vague grasp on magic and that stuff looks super cool to her) but like... what is he saying????????

Taranza: 9/10 Spider friend!!!!!!

He’s really good friends with her! They both sorta have someone they lost and still grieve over (Adeleines being her mom and Taranzas being Sectonia), so they look out for one another in that aspect, but they get along really well!!! He’s kinda soft and he sticks out his tongue when he’s happy!! They both go to Floralia and drink tea together at least once a month!!!

Susie: 6/10 Tolerable...

Susie is not a personal favorite for Adeleine on account of the fact that she tried to invade (emphasis on tried) Cloudy Park to mechanize it. She only succeeded in getting data from Kracko (who nearly fucking obliterated her and her robot right then and there) and was quickly chased out. The two have just... not liked each other since and Adeleine wasn’t very happy to see her join the group. She’s done some good things!!! She created super eco-friendly tech and gave it out to Dreamlanders and such, but her personality can be bitchy and she tends to not get along too well.

Francisca: 8/10 Cold but a friend!!!

She’s very very pretty and Adeleine kinda envies that (she doesn’t exactly have the means to keep herself looking pristine. The best she can do is wear something that isn’t her smock and fluff up her hair a little) but they’re close friends!! The two make gelato sometimes and it always turns into a fun mess because Adeleine has no fucking idea how to bake literally anything other than cinnamon rolls and gelato is WAY outside her skill level. It always tastes good tho!!!

Flamberge: 9/10 Cooking buddy!

Don’t let these two into the kitchen at once unless you want a banquet of food to come out of it. Berge brings out Adeleines more chaotic side and they get into trouble a lot. They make up for it with cooking! You’d think Berge would burn stuff with her fire magic but nope! Shes a frighteningly good cook! They can often be found cooking together!!!

Zan Partizanne: 8/10 Gives me mom energy but doesn’t seem to like me.

Had a bad habit of insulting everyone because she didn’t like them (see: Kirby Twitter) but she’s warmed up to everyone. She tried to keep up that “tough-guy” facade because she hates being seen as weak, but Adeleine has caught her holding Kirby like a kitten and bouncing/rocking him whilst baby talking him. She’s shown some genuine care for Adeleine, but sometimes it’s reeeeeaalllyy hard to tell if she genuinely cares about her or not.