#kingsman church scene

[lonelywhale-5-2]

[whumpitlikeyoumeanit]

that's why this scene is life

I want both 🙂

[onedayfandom]

You know, ignoring ideology while watching dumb shit is a lot easier if it isn't this fucking blatant at every turn oO

[hibiscuswolverine]

remnant makoto would kill you with psychological warfare

The others would literally send makoto into a FF shelter or something only for him to walk back out covered in blood because he made one or two people in that shelter despair and it snowballed into a massive fight to the death from there.

[ryuzatodraws-archive]

To the tune of this song when The Director is beating people to a pulp with his cane as The Secretary stands by watching with a smile

[deancasforcutie]

5.04 The End really said “we’re going to give the Ironic Upbeat Music Over Scenes of Extreme Violence fans everything they want” <3

[sarcasticsouthernbookworm]

How I pictured it

still thinking about how declan told ronan “be dangerous” and then declan, a man who has spent his entire life perfecting the bland & boring act, who has always tried to be invisible to stay safe, to protect his family, went into a notoriously dangerous black market and committed mass murder

[spookyeagling]

I think the guy who makes the kingsman movies knows about the female audience because in the king's man he really unexpectedly kills the son and it kind of destroys the movie in a way but it means that we get to keep the DILF and we also get the wet cat scene where hes become a alcoholic. No reason to do that unless you know what the ladies are here for

[reineydraws]

my second full piece for the @grimmichizine ����🩸💥⛪️ it's a kingsman au hahaha (ft. poses i saw in the bg of the actual church scene! there were many screenshots of colin firth involved in the making of this piece 😂) (here's my first piece btw)

LEFTOVER SALES for the zine are still open! get yours now before it's all gone ✨️✨️

[employee052]

"Well, you could consider this a Kingsman AU, however that would be a sort of cheating given that my face is directly inspired by Harry Hart himself."

"So, in a way. This is almost a return to form rather than an alternate universe."

(aka, me watching the kingsman church fight scene again and having thoughts, also simping over harry hart/mr darcy again and remembering that my narrators design is inspired by harry hart specificaly)

(aka aka, its midnight rn and i got volunteering in the morning but i stay up to dooble my boy before going to bed night night)

[cufflinksandsnapbacks]

I will not be able to look at Colin Firth in any movie and not be mildly amused in a joking manner. Seeing his face is somewhat a silly thing to me.

I can't rewatch Kingsman and be seriously awed at the church scene because I'd giggle through it all. Seriously, he's adorable, it's like a cat wreaking a whole living room.

Fitzwilliam Darcy? Disgruntled cat, things inconvenience him but he'll do it for his end goal.

Lord Wessex? Such magnificent arrogance. He's parading around like a cat who just killed a bird and everyone should know it.

then there's my beloved Harry Bright. Nothing much to say about him, he's wonderful. No thoughts, head empty kinda cat, just pure vibes, very spontaneous

[buckevantommy]

i'm sure i've seen hotter fight scenes than colin firth getting bamf and bloody against that hate church in kingsman but i really can't remember when

[lightwing-s]

the batboys as spy movies

Charlie’s Angels is by faaaaaaar Dick’s favorite spy movie. And he isn’t only a fan of the movies, having the dvd set for all the seasons of the  70’s show. Just don’t mention to him the 2019 atrocity. Some may say they’re brainless movies, but there’s much more to it than the lack of a deep plot. It is about the style, and the action, and over all, the fun. He believes those movies changed the landscape of cinema of the time, bringing back the hard-hitting action that had been lacking in films from that period, and did it  in the most entertaining way possible, with iconic fighting scenes he often tries to reproduce while in his own patrolling duties. Also… It’s sexy, okay? The whole vibe of the movie is sexy, and Dick fights just as good as he fights sexy. This movie is an iconic piece of cinema, of culture,  of the 2000s and he’ll die on that hill. 

When it comes to spy movies, Jason doesn’t strive far from his own older brother’s preferences,  choosing the more eccentric and fun kinds over the sometimes too serious and boring traditional movies. It’s honestly a break from his own, very often, broody self. Even he needs a break from that once in a while. Watching Kingsman gave him thrills he hadn’t got in a while, sitting on the tip of his chair at that fight scene at the church. It's gritty, bloody and dirty (in more ways than one), with tons of fun dialogue and situations he just hoped would happen to him at least once *hello, princess Tilde*. And even with all of that, the spy characters are not missing the classic polished,  fancy feeling of classic spy movies. 

Not your typical spy movie, per se, but Tim really loves The Imitation Game. The whole amazing premise of the movie revolves around an apparently unbreakable code that, if cracked, could win England the war, in a game of cat and mouse versus a powerful - nazi - enemy. He admires the brilliancy of Alan Turing, one of his actual real life heroes, for not only cracking the code and but also realizing that his job went much further than just that: they can’t let the enemy know they have the upper hand, so they have to sacrifice some things, some people, so they can save a much greater number. It feels too much like real life to him. And of course, Tim solved that problem by himself way before any character in the movie did.

Damian believes the best of espionage is found in  old spy movies, and no better example than the earlier 007 ones. Not that he thinks the recent ones are bad, but the classics are always classics, and they feel much better written, filmed, and portrayed in general, than the newer ones. He likes the gadgets, and how things are less about high tech, and much more about hands-on skills and combat. The  Sean Connery era is his absolute favorite, with the best movie, in his not so humble opinion,  being a toss of Goldfinger and From Russia With Love. Moreover, he loves that he gets to watch those movies with Alfred and his father, it’s like their own bonding, no pun intended, family thing.

[explorersaremadeofhope]

i'm rewatching the first kingsman movie because i got a craving after reading some old fics, and jesus fuck lmao, i forgot just how hard the church scene went

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

If you gave 20ish kids that church fight scene from Kingsman and infinite rehearsal time, how accurately do you think they could recreate that level of violence and chaos?

Imma need Oscar nominations for acting, production, editing, and adaptation

[kingsmint]

HOLY SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED A HC I HAD TO SHARE BECAUSE IT CAME UP IN MY MIND ONE DAY AND IT DIDNT STOP BOTHERING ME.

Both Harry, Merlin and possibly any other agent must have had really close contact with explosions at one point right? Especially Harry because if I remember correctly, in the first movie, he was saved by a grenade in 1997, and then blown up by his own grenade while escaping the university and then the church scene, AND THEN in the golden circle where Merlin blew up. (i still refuse that merlin died so he’s alive and im being delusional shh). He could literally by hard of hearing, almost deaf, or have tinnitus.

Merlin as well but not a lot since he was just behind the desk, but when he exploded (and survived.) he most likely had some acoustic trauma as well.

EVEN EGGSY CAN YOU IMAGINE?? Even though bro was a field agent for a little while having done a few missions (evident in the golden circle when he pins his own newspaper articles on harry’s wall) being in the field often enough he would eventually also have acoustic trauma.

So literally almost everyone at kingsman wear hearing aids and has learned sign language and learning sign language has become mandatory for training ever since Harry began his reign as Arthur. Agents also had to get specially designed hearing aids from medical and R&D when it gets  b a d. Since the glasses also has a microphone implemented in them, Merlin upgraded them so that live translation/subtitles could appear. (it became extremely useful for missions but the microphone can only pick up so far, yknow?)