#kingsman church scene

[lonelywhale-5-2]

[whumpitlikeyoumeanit]

that's why this scene is life

I want both 🙂

[onedayfandom]

You know, ignoring ideology while watching dumb shit is a lot easier if it isn't this fucking blatant at every turn oO

[hibiscuswolverine]

remnant makoto would kill you with psychological warfare

The others would literally send makoto into a FF shelter or something only for him to walk back out covered in blood because he made one or two people in that shelter despair and it snowballed into a massive fight to the death from there.

[ryuzatodraws-archive]

To the tune of this song when The Director is beating people to a pulp with his cane as The Secretary stands by watching with a smile

[deancasforcutie]

5.04 The End really said “we’re going to give the Ironic Upbeat Music Over Scenes of Extreme Violence fans everything they want” <3

[sarcasticsouthernbookworm]

How I pictured it

still thinking about how declan told ronan “be dangerous” and then declan, a man who has spent his entire life perfecting the bland & boring act, who has always tried to be invisible to stay safe, to protect his family, went into a notoriously dangerous black market and committed mass murder

[spookyeagling]

I think the guy who makes the kingsman movies knows about the female audience because in the king's man he really unexpectedly kills the son and it kind of destroys the movie in a way but it means that we get to keep the DILF and we also get the wet cat scene where hes become a alcoholic. No reason to do that unless you know what the ladies are here for

[reineydraws]

my second full piece for the @grimmichizine 🪓🩸💥⛪️ it's a kingsman au hahaha (ft. poses i saw in the bg of the actual church scene! there were many screenshots of colin firth involved in the making of this piece 😂) (here's my first piece btw)

LEFTOVER SALES for the zine are still open! get yours now before it's all gone ✨️✨️

[employee052]

"Well, you could consider this a Kingsman AU, however that would be a sort of cheating given that my face is directly inspired by Harry Hart himself."

"So, in a way. This is almost a return to form rather than an alternate universe."

(aka, me watching the kingsman church fight scene again and having thoughts, also simping over harry hart/mr darcy again and remembering that my narrators design is inspired by harry hart specificaly)

(aka aka, its midnight rn and i got volunteering in the morning but i stay up to dooble my boy before going to bed night night)

[cufflinksandsnapbacks]

I will not be able to look at Colin Firth in any movie and not be mildly amused in a joking manner. Seeing his face is somewhat a silly thing to me.

I can't rewatch Kingsman and be seriously awed at the church scene because I'd giggle through it all. Seriously, he's adorable, it's like a cat wreaking a whole living room.

Fitzwilliam Darcy? Disgruntled cat, things inconvenience him but he'll do it for his end goal.

Lord Wessex? Such magnificent arrogance. He's parading around like a cat who just killed a bird and everyone should know it.

then there's my beloved Harry Bright. Nothing much to say about him, he's wonderful. No thoughts, head empty kinda cat, just pure vibes, very spontaneous

[dughckit]

I know as fuck when Barnabas hit Arthur, Free Bird was revving to start playing That shit would have been the Kingsman church scene in another life

[buckevantommy]

i'm sure i've seen hotter fight scenes than colin firth getting bamf and bloody against that hate church in kingsman but i really can't remember when

[majesticcorn2000]

i said it on mastodon but i'll say it here too. the best sex scene in the entire cinematography is the church fight scene from "kingsman: the secret service" and im not kidding

[explorersaremadeofhope]

i'm rewatching the first kingsman movie because i got a craving after reading some old fics, and jesus fuck lmao, i forgot just how hard the church scene went

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

If you gave 20ish kids that church fight scene from Kingsman and infinite rehearsal time, how accurately do you think they could recreate that level of violence and chaos?

Imma need Oscar nominations for acting, production, editing, and adaptation