#king size sheets

[scoutingthetrooper]

[prick-love-for-pricking]

Okay so, a little bit of context, my boyfriend has one pillow on his queen size bed. Just one. I have 6 on my full size bed. And I really want to know what the average number of pillows people have on their beds when it is made, not how many they sleep with.

Bonus points if you say what size bed you have

[madeleinelovescolours]

Weighted blankets are amazing until you have to mash your sheets and then you have to remove all your pillows and blankets and plushies from your bed and you regret all your life choices.

[ego-sum-arbor]

I’m hoping I have enough fucked up sheet for the mockup of my Weird Pants

[vaultsixtynine]

nothing tempts me so bad right now as the $169 end portal minecraft sheets

[zombiepatch]

i got a new bed :] i am no longer sleeping on my brother’s old childhood bed yippeeee

[queenofzan]

grocery shopped, put groceries away, brought clean sheets up from basement, folded clean sheets, and put a bunch of sheets in the bin we just bought to put sheets in (does not fit all the sheets but it is a reasonable size to go under a bed or on a shelf in the closet, and it keeps the sheets from getting SEPARATED, which

earlier in this trip mom was like "we should buy more sheets" and i was like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

because there is a BOX FULL OF SHEETS on my side of the bed, AND ALSO A HAMPER FULL OF SHEETS ON HER SIDE OF THE BED, and ALSO she had some sheets PUT AWAY IN A DRESSER FOR SOME REASON

mother. please. do not buy more sheets.

[lorelune]

pls i was normal about jing yuan (hes bbygirl, my first love in hsr) but your abo posts are making it so hard to stay normal...if you ever write for jing yuan it's over for me (tbf i find myself liking charas you write for even tho i have no idea who they are bc your writing is delicious ✌️)

SLEEPY... please do not be normal abt jing yuan!! he makes me FEEEEL a certain way. like i need to roll on the floor take a lap stick my face in a bucket of ice water. jing yuan is sooo babygirl and like. beloved husband. girlfriend. wife!!!! and i have written for him some already as well :3c ive got lots cooking for him he rules my brain 24/7 rn

[elizabethplaid]

accomplishment: Pulled the sheets of my bed, so I can do laundry.

hubris: I’m getting things done! Yay me!

reality: I now have to remake my bed.

[foldingfittedsheets]

Mattresses, unbeknownst to many, are a lot like cars. Every year new ones roll out, they’re always tweaking and innovating and you’ll never find the same one you loved decades ago when buying a new one.

Where I sold mattresses had a three month return or exchange program for this reason. New beds take a while to break in, and they’re a big expense. Your body is used to the old one. So we made sure people were loving it. If a bed got returned we’d take it back, sanitize and clean it, then sell it again on clearance.

To sell these we always had to disclose what clearance meant to customers, and they had to sign that they knew what they were getting. (FYI, not every company is as… forthright about the used bed situation)

In clearance we had beds that were floor models, we had returns, and more rarely we had old models whose line had been discontinued. These clearance beds were always final sale, so a bed could only be sold twice.

Now, the manager at the store I was working at had realized a vital fact. Clearance beds in the warehouse didn’t sell, especially old models that salespeople weren’t familiar with. And even more especially in odd sizes, like twin extra longs. So he set up a split king on the showroom floor to exhibit clearance beds, pulling all those forgotten twin extra longs out onto the showroom.

Almost all of these were brand new discontinued models. Beds I’d never learned in training were exhumed to be displayed. The manufacturers had moved on to new lines and they’d been left behind. Why would he take such in interest in selling old stock, you might wonder? Because we made double commission on the sales margin of clearance beds, and if we’d had a bed long enough they dropped the cost in the system so it was a fucking cash cow to sell these. Even with huge discounts the commissions were wonderful so it was a win win.

When I got started I was jazzed about this program, I was so on board to sell weird old brand new beds and make a ton of money. I had a wonderful older couple come in, looking for a split king adjustable set. This was a white whale sale.

The current clearance models on the floor were a latex mattress that was brand new despite being of an age to start first grade, and a tempurpedic floor model. The couple laid down and it was like magic. They each loved the bed they’d laid down on. They wanted to buy the whole shebang.

I. Was. Thrilled. I told them about the clearance program and what that meant, and they weren’t bothered in the least. I wrote up the sale then dashed into the back, fizzing with excitement to tell my manager what I’d done.

“You sold the death bed?!” He asked in delight.

I pulled up short, my smile freezing in place. “What…?”

“Didn’t you check the notes?”

I hesitated for a long beat then slowly shook my head. You see, dear reader, all beds had a personal history. Every clearance bed had logs written up by the person who took the return, as well as warehouse crew after sanitizing. It helped us know what to expect when selling them. “Wasn’t it just a floor model? You said it was a floor model…”

He slowly shook his head. I checked the notes.

It turned out, it had been sold as a floor model. The first time. But the company had made an exception and taken it back as a return two months later. Why? Because it’s owner had passed away.

I stared at the computer in horror and my manager shrugged. “They signed the clearance form. Technically it was a floor model.”

“We know for a fact that a man died in that bed!”

“What they don’t know can’t haunt them,” he said philosophically.

The man came back a week later for more sheets, utterly delighted to tell me how well they were sleeping. I clamped my teeth down around the secret of the deathbed, choosing to let them love their new bed without the stigma. Only one person would be haunted by that deathbed, and it was me.

[plexiglassonion]

Sexy songs playing on the radio while you're doing your very unsexy job like yes george michael..... tonight the music does sing so loud I too wish that we could lose this crowd I am cleaning a bathtub I feel this. I am scrubbing a toilet and yeah we really could have been so good together we really could... I am hoovering now bye george michaels voice

[cottonhomeuae]

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[tranceindia123]

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[groovy-rat-man]

King-sized this, king-sized that

King-sized shoes, king-sized hat

King-sized crown and king-sized throne

King-sized king sat all alone

[zenest00]

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