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The many faces of Brave Heart Lion~
(These are just a few screenshots of Brave Heart that I've taken.)
Depending on how many likes this gets, I'll make a sequel to this and make ones of other characters.
#care bears#the care bears#care bears nutcracker suite#brave heart lion#he's such a cutie#he's so sweet#he's so precious#i love him so much#he's so cute#king of himbos#care bears brave heart lion#care bears screenshot#cute face#bashful boi#goober#sweet face#care bear cousins#the care bear cousins#carebears#the care bears family#the care bears adventure in wonderland
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He’s looking SO FINE in that speedo!!! 💛💚💛💚💛
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Braden Sherota | via instagram
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"Scott, strippers be throwing ass and you don't have that. You must be throwing bones."
Screenshot Credit: X
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If only...
TotK's been a lot of comfort lately. Also. Have some angst. And also silliness. Because you know... He's trying his best.......
#sidlink#legend of zelda#totk#tears of the kingdom#botw#prince sidon#link totk#link loz#king sidon#i'm still sick but i remembered i haven't posted these yet#so here you go#i love the shark himbo SO MUCH okay.#las!art
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I'll protect him.
If you even dare to touch him I'll murder you with a smile on my face.
#just three supernatural himbos trying to protect their boyfriends#teen wolf#thiam#theo raeken#liam dunbar#liam x theo#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#king arthur#arthur pendragon#merlin x arthur#merthur#shadow hunters#shadow hunters and the mortal instruments#magnus bane#alec lightwood#alec x magnus#malec
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SIDOOOOOOOOON!!! i hope u like him, i literally cant believe i painted this HAHSAHSB enjoy your meal guys!!!
plus this sidon i didnt paint but i like his dumb face
#prince sidon#sidon#botw#tloz#breath of the wild#king sidon#i always draw botw sidon sorry#hes so hot#i love my himbo shark
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Had another Aegon thought that definitely falls under himbo!Aegon/sub!Aegon in which his wife runs everything and being sexy while doing it. Basically they'd been promised to betrothed when they were younger but reader being from a different house thought it best to try and learn High Valyrian to be better suited. But upon finding out Aegon doesn't speak it she keeps it hidden but uses it to defend Aegon whenever Aemond tries to offend him. Just imagine she's sat besides Aegon when Aemond has his whole speech in High Valyrian knowing Aegon can't understand or respond, to suddenly have the biting words of his queen come to his defense having never heard her speak it before.
Man would be looking at her believing she was secretly some goddess or smth!
God I love himbo!aegon so much!! I’m gonna make it a tag just so we can group it all together.
I started out fully intended to keep this SFW and well, I had to put a cut in by the end so we all know how that turned out….
So firstly, I’ve never thought of this before but now that I have I can’t stop: I think Aegon would absolutely have a competency kink? Any time he sees you just completely in your element and doing anything that he doesn’t know how to… he just goes full empty no thoughts only pretty wife.
It’s an interesting development because he’d hate it if it were anyone else. Normally people being so good at things he can’t even grasp leaves him feeling insecure, stupid and inadequate to be king. But with you it’s completely different? With you he just stares in awe and then promptly gets very very turned on cause pretty wife!!! Pretty wife is so smart and talented and he is merely her little gremlin that follows her around asking for attention. He loves it so so much.
(Picturing a scene where Allicent is telling him off and trying to say he lets his wife run everything and he’s no real king but instead of him getting insecure and ashamed and doing whatever Allicent says, he instead just goes “yeah! Yeah she does! It’s great!”)
He loses his little mind every time he sees just how smart and good at politics you are? He hears you saying the perfect things and controlling the situation perfectly and then the next time you’re alone you even tell him what to do next time and just… no more thoughts. None whatsoever his wife is too smart and pretty for him to have thoughts. She is a beautiful powerful queen and he is merely a horny little jester.
You don’t tell him about trying to learn Valyrian mostly because you know it’s a bit of a sore spot for him? He genuinely has tried to hard to learn it, but it’s like his brain just wasn’t made for it. So you keep your lessons to yourself, and decide to worry about how to tell him at a later date when you’re fluent.
The problem, however is that even after you become fluent you still don’t know how to tell aegon without upsetting him. Sure he’s happy to have you make pretty much all decisions, but language skills or lack there of will always be a sore spot for him.
So for the next few weeks you spend most of your time trying to come up the best way to tell him.
When you walk into that small council meeting later that week,’you had absolutely no intention to reveal it there but then Aemond decided to be Aemond. You can understand every insult he hurls at his brother and you know aegon doesn’t understand.
What really makes your resolve break was when you looked over at Aegon and he was just sitting at the head of the table staring down. You can tell just from his body language that he’s trying not to cry and you know it’s not because of the insults themselves but because he actually can’t understand them and he feels so stupid.
You can’t take seeing that and so you fire back at Aemond, speaking to him in Valyrian. The look on his face when he realised that you understood every word he just said was incredible.
Aegon, meanwhile, is utterly astonished and just staring at you with shock and happiness plastered on his face.
He obviously doesn’t understand what either of you are saying, but Aegon knows you so well and he can tell by the tone of your that you’re defending him.
The moment the council meeting is over Aegon runs to put out a pillow down on the floor and kneel there, asking you about how long you’ve been studying been studying it and why. When you tell him you learnt it because knew he struggles with it and you wanted him to have someone he can ask to translate and speak for him without worrying of being misrepresented or misled.
Needless to say, Aegon burst into tears after that because it is quite possibly the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for him. You end up having to pull him up and into your lap because he was literally just sobbing while kneeling on the floor and you won’t allow that for your good boy.
You end up giving handjob while he’s on your laps and you make sure to tell him he’s doing so well and you love him very much.
All of this is to say when you fired back at Aemond in Valyria Aegon has never been more turned on in his life and he is once again reminded how utterly incredible his wife is.
Also, now you can help him with it!! Aegon stopped his Valyrian lessons a long time ago because he just couldn’t get it quite right and all the teachers were just so patronising and made him feel horrible, but now you can teach him!! He doesn’t feel stupid at all when you tell him he’s gotten something wrong and correct him and he also feels so so good when he gets something right.
And honestly, even if he does get much better at Valyrian he’d still rather have you translate for him because then he gets to hear you speak Valyrian.
#himbo!aegon#aegon targaryen x you#aegon targaryen smut#aegon targaryen imagine#aegon smut#aegon targaryen x reader#aegon x reader#aegon the second#king aegon#aegon ii targaryen#hotd aegon#house of the dragon#house of the dragon fanfiction#house of the dragon imagine#hotd
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This is such a dilfy picture, he looks like he’s going to come over and start asking me if my car has always been making that noise
#bradley bradshaw#bradley rooster bradshaw#miles teller#bradley bradshaw smut#himbo king save me#save me himbo king
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@carebearbro I love this goober!
Oh, my dude, I couldn't agree with you more! The face he's making is so cute, it makes my heart hop out of my chest! I feel an abnormal amount of bliss just looking at it. 🥰
That is exactly why I took this screenshot from the movie Care Bears: Nutcracker Suite. Of course, I edited it a little bit to make it clearer and brighter.
It's the part where Tendy, Lotsa, and Brave Heart are setting up a cloud or snow reindeer display, and Tendy pokes fun at Brave Heart, and Brave Heart makes this absolutely adorable bashful face in response.
Lotsa: This is going to be the best Christmas display Care-a-lot has ever seen, and that's the truth.
Brave Heart: Well, don't forget, it was my idea to use a cloud car instead of a sleigh.
Tenderheart: Don't worry, Brave Heart, we won't forget; you won't let us.
0:17:36 is the exact time for the scene. 👇
#care bears#the care bears#care bears nutcracker suite#brave heart lion#he's such a cutie#he's so sweet#he's so precious#i love him so much#he's so cute#king of himbos#care bears brave heart lion#care bears screenshot#cute face#bashful boi#goober#sweet face
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Merlin: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Arthur: Not all problems can be solved with magic
Merlin: ...
Arthur: I will stick to what I said
Merlin: ...
Arthur: Okok but you can do this *proceeds to do sword tricks* and I could do it with two!
#clotpole indeed#It's just that I love it when they're their idiot selves#crack fics are my kind of crack#Arthur can be a master strategist and still be a himbo#bbc merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#ao3#merlin emrys#incorrect quotes#reccs#merlin#merlin x arthur#incorrect merlin quotes#king arthur#arthurian#medieval#the adventures of merlin#court sorcerer merlin#magic#fantasy#fiction#multifandom account#fic writers#shitty post#txt.mine#reblog is love
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Winter is COMING! ❄️😉
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Giving a Goron a secret stone is dangerous
#king of the Gerudo#totk#totk spoilers#💀💀#oh daruk my beloved#at least Yunobo has some sense in him#along with the Goron sage#daruk is a himbo through and through#he won’t eat it of course but like#look at that thing#it looks tasty as frick#he would want a little lick#a little taste if you will
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,,also can you do a wholesome jock x reader too
Jock x GN Reader pt.2
an: wholesome? i can do >:)
🏈 For the rest of the day, Brandon could not stop thinking about you and the plans you two made after school. His heart ran a mile a minute and his cheeks flushed so much one of his teachers asked if he was feeling alright.
🏈 The bell rang, signaling dismissal, students flooded out of classrooms and into the hallway. His friends are already grouped up together along with a few cheerleaders, but he could care less, his mind only focused on finding you.
🏈 He found you as you were heading outside, offering to let you tutor him at his place.
🏈 The drive there was a bit awkward in your opinion, you didn't want to be there in any way, you hoped this would be over as soon as possible.
🏈 Brandon kept stealing glances at you, his eyes switching to the road then you. He couldn't get enough of how you looked so disinterested in him, not even making small talk and just watching the trees and houses go by. Girls he would drive with would always try to chat him up, touch his thigh while he drove, did their makeup as an effort to look hot in front of him, anything to garner his attention, it was so...cute...
🏈 Finally you arrived at his house, you wasted no time tutoring him, explaining the important points of the work assigned to the class. It was weirdly astonishing how interested in the topic he was, every time you caught a glance of him in classes, he wouldn't be paying attention whatsoever, either looking out the window, snickering among his friends or just absent, probably cutting classes god knows where.
🏈Even after you finished helping him with his homework, you found yourself talking and rambling to him about other works and books you liked.
🏈 Brandon reveled in the time you two were having together, your smile and laugh was intoxicating, absolutely contagious to him, he couldn't help but get excited as well as you ramble about a book you're reading, your genuine happiness made him think about checking it out, just reading in general.
🏈 He's never been interested in books, but seeing how you were such a big fan, he had to find a way to talk to you without you scowling at him the entire time.
🏈 The days after your tutoring session, he started going to the library in secret, telling his friends he had things to do at home, only to sneak in and look through the shelves in order to find the ones you liked.
🏈 He started reading more and more books, fantasy, drama, iconic works, anything you liked or mentioned, he read. Granted he didn't get most of what happened in most of them but at least he had something to talk about.
🏈 There are times where he misinterprets things because of how sophisticated the writing was, and he asks you what it meant.
🏈 You couldn't help but laugh at how lost he was.
🏈And he couldn't ask for more, melting at your adorable chuckle.
#yandere x gn reader#oc yandere#yandere oc#yandere#yandere x reader#male yandere#yandere male#jock x reader#himbo king#big himbo energy#x reader#x female reader#x male reader#yandere x male reader#gender neutral reader#male reader#female reader#yandere x darling#yandere x you#yandere hcs#yandere imagines#tw yandere
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