#king homer

[theknucklehead]

The Simpsons have done Treehouse of Horror episodes of King Kong & Godzilla

Now all we need is a King Homer Vs. Homerzilla episode.

[filmjunky-99]

t h e s i m p s o n s, 1989 - 📺 created by matt groening [treehouse of horror iii, s4ep5] 'King Homer'

'My name is Marge Bouvier. I'm here about your ad: Single white female wanted for mysterious expedition. Must like monkeys. Non-smoker preferred.' - marge [opening]

[spythegreat]

King Custard Cookie iii is now king homer..

[katerinaaqu]

No one absolutely no one:

Athena and Diomedes in Iliad:

[didoofcarthage]

Shield of Achilles by Philip Rundell, originally modeled and cast in plaster by John Flaxman

English, 1821-1822

Silver-gilt convex shield

Royal Collection Trust (acquired by George IV and displayed at his coronation banquet)

[maggie44paint]

homer visited me in my dreams and told me to draw this for my au

[achillesisnotcomingdown]

Saying "Diomedes is younger than Achilles" feels illegal but it's canon

(edit bc ppl keeps coming to that. After a convo in the notes and rechecking the exact line (that I quoted from memory) : the exact line says that Dio is "the youngest of us/here" (which doesn't include Achilles.) Diomedes still is very young, but so is Achilles

[timetravelingtoamess]

I relate to odysseus because i, too, take ten years to complete something that should be done in 8 months as well as weep every single night

[illustratus]

Odysseus Kills the Suitors by Bela Čikoš Sesija

[nysus-temple]

i did NOT just see someone saying "Calypso actually allowed Odysseus to go, she gave him materials to make a boat. He wasn't being kept against his will."

yeah, no shit, Sherlock. she did it when HERMES using THE WRATH OF ZEUS as an argument, TOLD HER to do so.

I'm genuinely concerned by you guys' comprehension to read, dead serious, you cannot understand a basic sentence AT ALL.

[official-english-major]

The real reason penelope was suspicious of Odysseus is bc athena made him taller and Penelope was like "🤨 my man was an inch shorter than me. nice try, buster"

[cjbolan]

Killing time until EPIC: The Vengeance Saga premieres. Enjoy!

[Image description: 2 scary dragon heads representing Poseidon in Epic: The Musical and Emily Windsnap, next to a silly-looking dragon head that represents Poseidon in Percy Jackson. End description.]

[le-sapphic-artist]

luck runs out summary:

Eurylochus: Odyseus no

Odyseus: Odyseus YES

[m0th-person]

Poseidon and a young Homer

(King Telemachus au)

(extra below): ⬇️

[katerinaaqu]

Shoutout to Diomedes fans with a small reminder that Diomedes stood his ground against Achilles on full rage mode when he saw him beating Thersites to death (and he was the only one who dared to)

[khuuxu]

Do you like the Iliad too?

Yes.