#kinda jacked her sound yea

[bunnyboygirlgod]

when da fuq did DIS guy get hwere.... uwu<3

idk enjoy this lil guy i hope to have it on official music consuming platforms soon :3 i did all the lil voices btw i am simple a versatile, if unoriginal, artist

[crushedsweets]

ok ok ok ok so i feel like,m idk. hat do you think the creeps are like when they laugh or smile. like full on snorting sobbing out of breath red tomato face laughing or just lik "haaha" or what

HIIII i love this ask its so cute. again, applies to my au, so if i mention smth weird its cuz its smth deep in my brain.... LOL

tims a chuckler... its like a deep, almost raspy chuckle. if its ever funny enough for a full laugh, he's wheezing.

brian also chuckles, but he has a huge smile and it sounds a lot more genuine than tim half the time. we all know what his smile looks like it is very pleasant .

toby's always cheesing. ok jk no he's not but he likes to laugh, it feels good. he'd start with a closed mouth, trying not to smile laugh cuz he's also annoying and doesnt want to give ppl the satisfaction that theyre funny, but he can't hold it in and will literally throw his head back laughing at random shit

kate has a cute little smile, those little crescent smile lines at the corner of her motuh - she has a quiet laugh most of the time, she's really not the type to go HAHAHA...

natalie snorts. if smth is funny she's snorting and u know it. not even laughing she'll just snort n nod along

jack just has a very normal like. hahah. like if its funny he's gonna bbe like haha. IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN like theres litetally so many guys in my classes who just laugh like hahaha and thats jack.

sally giggles, obviously . shes like lol. hehe. haha. HEHE. she has those over-sized big ass teeth that kids have when they havent grown into their adult teeth yet, so it looks rlly cute when she smiles. always smiles w her teeth

ben wheezes, snorts, rolls his head back, fucking grips his stomach, he goes the full mile. it is never that funny but wow will he laugh.

jeff also wheezes but it sounds like he's a chainsmoker,closer to tims wheeze rather than bens wheeze. its ugly. he smiles w his teeth too, and its fucking. his teeth wont even be touching his smile is just huge idk like hes ugly idk bro omfg. im sorry. no. he always sounds like hes laughing at you, rather than with you

liu wheezes too, runs in the family i guess. he just sounds like a much more pleasant, genuinely happy version of jeff. laughs with you. will put a hand on ur shoulder if u made a joke and laugh and tilt his head down and shake his head n shit.

jane has a quick sudden "HAH" type of laugh. it kinda surprises people cuz youd expect more of a gentle "haha" thing but its so sudden and loud and its cute fr.

nina fucking giggles she wont shut the FUCK UP she will keep going and snort and slap her knee. her and ben r the same theyre so annoying. shes so cute though.

ann has an annoying ass sultry laugh. like it almost seems like shes forcing it to be sexy. its terrible. she smirks too. its awful

lulu has a very light, airy laugh. never smiles with her teeth. it almost echoes when shes in fog

sadies laugh sounds like shes crying like the amt of time shes been laughing hella hard and someones liek RU OK and shes liek YEA ... then covers her face to laugh its so bad

dina has a sinister ass laugh idk how to explain that one either. a mix of HEHEHE and HAHAHAH like its never that serious but shes laughing like idek.

[witchinatree]

magnus protocol episode 26 ramble

the academic victim era continues. i like putting my lil personal bits at the beginning of these i think it humanizes me

ok. i have to pause mid intro song. i just hit my bowl of snap pea crisps and spilled them everywhere and i'm going to tweak

3 of them fell on the floor.. but they're kinda expensive so we don't get to have them very often.. is it worth it..

i ate them i don't care

this has become more about me than the episode i'm gonna unpause it now

we're so back

celia at work core!! she dgaf!!!

MEET HELEN. pls don't be a tory in this universe pls pls pls pls. i didn't fw human helen at all i am less excited than i was about basira but also basira was one of my all time favs forever

hiii aliceeee <333

magnusing is so me tbh if you think about it

so does alice's voice have a slight hint of that effect they use for chester and norris to anyone else or.. like she sounds computer-y and i don't know if it's just the microphone or something real

"take protection" "jesus christ!" "LIKE A BIG KNIFE OR SOMETHING" CRYING. see my mind didn't go there sam so what's up with that sam huh sam

the hell does celia have in her workbag wtf. queen what. it's the trauma "are you sure that thing is legal?" LMFAOOOOOO

ok i don't like you saying nauseas because i'm on TWO medications that make me nauseas and i just ate pls don't be gross

DAMN. i was gonna be like JARED? HOPWORTH? but it's jared 'smith.' gerard jared is kind of like michael

P.E. teachers creep me out but probably because the only one my high school has ever officially had got fired my freshman year for spanking girls in the locker room and they never actually replaced him they just had various sports coaches take over

yea this is freaking me out already i don't like it

oh that's so sad the dad fucking died poor kid omg

wtf was he possessed by the soul of cross country. what is the horror here. ohh running for his life ok thanks

oh so the horror isn't mr jared it's what happens to him i guess. sorry man i shouldn't have called you creepy

this is just how my friends describe morning cross country practice

yeah so i was right to quit cross country in 5th grade then!!! running IS the horror!!!!

NOT THE TAPE RECORDER WTFFFFF IS THIS ERROR. ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ARCHIVIST.............................................................................................................................................................................................

AT A LOSS AT A LOSS AT A LOSS AT AT AT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

we were right guyss it's an archivist...

IT SAID ARCHIVIST ALICE YES LOCK IN QUEEN LOCK IN SHE'S SOOOOOOOO HEHEHE SHE'S SO SMART I'M IN LOVE WITH U

yes alice connect those dots!!! connect them babe!!!!! i'm scared though to be honest with you

SHE DOESN'T THINK SHE KNOWS DUMBASS. PLEASE LISTEN TO HER OR I'M WRITING ANOTHER HATE POST ABOUT YOU. oh thank you sam i don't hate you

HOW I WOULD'VE EXPECTED HOW I WOULD'VE EXPECTED hey helen

has celia shut down. oh my god she sounds really scared. probably because helen tried to eat her in another universe.

CELIA'S SO SCARED HONEYYYYYYY. wait now she's bringing up the magnus institute LMAOO

bloody big basement lmao it's where they keep the bodies

at least 20 years? it burned down 20 years ago? who's reaching out after it burned what

HELEN'S LAUGH MADE ME JUMP LMFAOOOOO HELP

SAM MEETING JACK???? SAM MEETING JACK??????? THEY'RE SO CUTE WTF OMG ur baby's a tory HAHA

celia you are being watched honeyyy you are you need to connect some dots. alice style. obsessed with her.

calling her baby goblin after that baby episode that celia was mentioned by name in hello. hello.

ok sam let's go no longer being as selfish thanks sam.

awe that's adorable i actually think he's been really nice lately holy shit.

LMAOOO WHY DID WE GET AN AUDIBLE KISS ON EPISODE 26 I THOUGHT THEY DIDN'T LIKE THOSE

[crazyf0rswayze]

Fixer Upper pt6

Y/N POV

"Hey honey! How was it?" My mom said hugging me then releasing me.

"It was really good! We went to the diner and then we went back to his house. He introduced me to his friends and brothers too!" I say

"Did he treat you good" Jack asks looking up at me from the couch

"Yes, Jack. I told you he'd keep me safe" I say looking at him and then at my dad who walked over to me.

"Hey hun" my dad says hugging me

"Hi dad" I say hugging back before he released me

"You guys didn't DO anything rrriiiggghhhttt?" My dad asked

"Gosh no dad!" I say blushing

"Ok....ok good" He says walking to sit next to my brother

DARRY'S POV

I walked back to my place after dropping Y/n at her house, and before walking my brother calls out to me

"C'mon Dar! You said you'd play!" Ponyboy whines. I just chuckle a little

"I am, I just have to put my sneakers on" I say walking into the house. I lean against the wall smiling to myself. I just loved Y/n so much and I don't think I'll ever stop. I walk over to the shoe closet and take my nice shoes off replacing them with a worn pair of sneakers. I ran back outside, and the moment I was off of the porch steps Pony threw me the ball. I joined his team since the opposite team had Dallas, and Steve, the tallest and strongest minus me. My team had...myself and Two-bit, as the tallest and strongest.

Y/N POV

I ran up to my room to call a friend from back home.

"This is the Bowman household, Amy speaking"

"Hi! It's Y/n...you got time to talk?" I ask biting my lip

"Oh my gosh! Y/n!? Yes...Yes! I can talk! How are you? How are you settling in?" Amy asked excitedly.

"I'm good, and I'm settling in amazingly" I reply hintingly

"Amazing you say? Is there a guy" She asks. I could just tell she was smiling through the phone

"Yea...we had a nice little date yesterday at a local diner. I met his brothers and his friends, he says his friends are around his house a lot. They all seem pretty nice, I didn't talk to them much though. He's got two kid brothers, the older one is sixteen going on seventeen. His name....h-his name is...." I cut myself off with laughter.

"Sorry, his brothers have....unique names to say the least. The older one is Sodapop, and the youngest one just turned fourteen. His name's Ponyboy." I pause waiting for Amy to laugh. She does, she laughs her true genuine laugh that I love and miss. I kinda felt at home as I heard her laugh...

"Those....are unique names. What's the boys name though?" She asks calming down from all the laughter

"Oh gosh, sorry I didn't tell you! His name is Darrel, but everyone calls him Darry or Dar. Amy he's beautiful! He has these icy blue-green eyes that I just can't stop staring into. He's around six two, and he's got this somewhat....I don't know.... intimidating? buff built. But it's like....y-you get through to him and he's just this kind, caring, amazingly soft guy. Amy, for the first time I am head over heels for a guy! I-it's like a movie!" I say with the widest smile on my face.

"Y/n! I'm so happy for you! How'd you meet" She asks

"He places shingles on houses, and there were some missing on our house so he's working on my house..." I say smiling.

"That's an interesting way to meet...wait till you tell your kids that!" She says teasingly

"Gosh Amy..." I say, chuckling

"It's gonna be quite the story Y/n" Amy responds

"I'm really REALLY happy for you Y/n. It sounds nice, you move in, ya meet a guy, and then he imminently introduces you to his brothers and friends? That's true love. I bet you feel real welcome, all these friends..." Amy says sadly

"Oh Amy....no friends or guy could replace you. Let's try to call every day ok?" I say

"Ok...How are his folks?" Amy ask curiously

"Well um...th-that's the sad part....they died eight or so months ago in an auto crash" I say biting my lip.

"Oh...I'm sorry Y/n" Amy says

"It's not your fault. I just feel bad for him, he's only twenty and he's raising his two kid brothers on his own. Sodapop dropped out to work full time and help Darry, but you know it's still a lot for him. AND he works two jobs. I just feel so bad. He had a nice scholarship for football, but parents or no parents he wouldn't have the money to pay the for the uncovered part of tuition."

"Mhmm...s-sorry I don't know how to respond to that...."

"It's ok Amy, you don't have to respond." I say

"Enough about me, how've you been Amy" I ask

"I've been great. Summer was nice, I'm home from collage for the weekend to have some family time. Brian and I are still going strong" Amy replies happily

"That's great! Uhhgg I'm so happy for you and Brian. I really wish I had love like yours in high school"

"Well look at you now hun, you've got yourself, what sound like, the most amazing man EVER" Amy says in an encouraging tone

"Wait....Y/n....didn't you have a scholarship for theater? Why aren't you at collage?" Amy asks

"My parents don't have the extra money to send me" I say sadly

"Oh...I'm sorry"

"It's ok."

"I have to go ok? I'll try and talk to ya tomorrow. Love ya!" She says

"Ok, I'll talk to you tomorrow. Love ya too" I say before hanging up.

DARRY'S POV

We had a nice game before we all headed in. I went to my room to change into a crappy pair of jeans, and a shirt that would soon come off.

"I'll see you guys later, don't burn the place down ok guys?" I say

"Yes sir" Two says with a jokey salute

I walk out the door, and start walking to Y/n's house for work. I showed up a little early so I could say hi to my girl. I was soon at Y/n's house, and the moment she saw me she ran out of the house.

"Heeeyyyy pretty boy" She says

"Heeeyyyy pretty girl" I say back. She pecks my lips.

"You wanna come over to my place for movies later today?" She asks

"Sure honey."

"I'll try to make sure my brother doesn't sit right between us ok?" she says

"Ok, hun" I say with a chuckle

"Nice...see ya then lover boy" She says before walking away. I just smile to myself. I blushed at yet another nickname. I liked this one.

'Lover boy....' I thought to myself. My work buddy walks up to me

"So.....did ya ask the gal out?" he asks

"Yea...yea I did. We went to the diner for dinner, and then I took her to my place. I introduced her to my kid brothers and my friends." I say as we all get set up, you know putting the ladders out and grabbing some shingles out of boss's truck and putting them on the grass.

"Yea...did ya get lucky" He asks

"No...no. We slept in the same bed though." I say laughing to myself

"Why do you want to know about my sex life Carl..." I ask looking at him

"I don't...just wondering" Carl says

"You sound just like my buddy Dallas 'Oh I don't I was just wondering'. Just wondering my ass" I say grabbing two packs of shingles and carrying them up the ladder. Gosh I was gonna regret that later.

"Alrighty then! No need to get defensive" He says, jokingly climbing up the ladder

"I was joking Carl" I say

"I know buddy, I was joking right back" He says getting to work. We just continue working and making small talk and sharing laughs.

[sendandburn]

Ideas for Hp problematic ship names Part 1: Weasleycest

Hi guys. So, this is simmilar to my post "Ideas for Hp ship names" but with the more problematic ships (ie Incest ships, huge age gap ships,etc). Now before we start i would like to clarify something: this is a post to give ideas of ship names to the weasleycest comunity, not a post for anyone to bash on this ships or even start a debate of why no one should ship them so if anyone wants to express their negative opinions about these ships and/or the people who ship them, then do us all a favor and...

Seriously. Wanna debate these ships? then go ahead and make your own post to debate these ships with other people.

now with that said i will start with the incest ships, with the first ships on the list being Weasleycest. Now Let's go:

Wesleycest ships...

Involving Molly:

Percolly: the ship between Percy Weasley and Molly Weasley

reason for the ship name: it's a combination of both of their names

Frolly: The ship name between Fred Weasley and Molly Weasley

JoKer Molly: The Ship between Geroge Weasley,Fred Weasley and Molly Weasley

Reason for the name: see the post on unproblematic ships to see why i used Joker for the weasley twins and...well...Molly is her name

Jack's Molly — the ship between Ron Weasley and Molly Weasley

reason for the ship name: " "3,4-Methyl​enedioxy​methamphetamine (MDMA), commonly known as ecstasy (tablet form); and molly or mandy (crystal form), is a potent empathogen–entactogen with stimulant and minor psychedelic properties primarily used for recreational purposes. The beneficial pharmacological effects include altered sensations, increased energy, empathy, and pleasure. When taken by mouth, effects begin in 30 to 45 minutes and last three to six hours.( from wikpedia) & Ron's patronus is canonically confirmed to be a jack russell terrier

Molly's Gin: the ship between Ginny Weasley and Molly Weasley

Reason for the ship name: " Gin (/dʒɪn/) is a distilled alcoholic drink that derives its flavour from juniper berries and other botanical ingredients." (from Wikipedia) & "3,4-Methyl​enedioxy​methamphetamine (MDMA), commonly known as ecstasy (tablet form); and molly or mandy (crystal form), is a potent empathogen–entactogen with stimulant and minor psychedelic properties primarily used for recreational purposes. The beneficial pharmacological effects include altered sensations, increased energy, empathy, and pleasure. When taken by mouth, effects begin in 30 to 45 minutes and last three to six hours.( from wikpedia). these are also their name.

Involving Athur:

Artie's Gin: the ship Arthur Weasley and Ginny Weasley

Reason for the ship name: " Gin (/dʒɪn/) is a distilled alcoholic drink that derives its flavour from juniper berries and other botanical ingredients." (from Wikipedia) and it kinda makes it sound like she belongs to him.

Billarthur — the ship between Bill Weasley & Arthur Weasley

Reason for the name: t's a combination of both of their names and Arthill sounds awful.

Charlur: the ship between Arthur Weasley and Charlie Weasley

Reason for the ship name: yea...i know Charlie would def not top in this case but Arthilie sounds awful.if anyone has a better idea please tell me.

Percathur: the ship between Percy Weasley and Arthur Weasley

Reason for the ship name: it's a combination of both of their names and Arthercy sounds awful.

JoKer Artie: The Ship between Geroge Weasley,Fred Weasley and Arthur Weasley

Reason for the name: see the post on unproblematic ships to see why i used Joker for the weasley twins and...well...Artie is his nickname .

Ronarthur — the ship between Ron Weasley and Arthur Weasley

Reason for the ship name: it's a combination of both of their names and Arthom sounds awful.

Involving Charlie:

Charlie's Prefect: the ship name between Charlie Weasley and Percy Weasley

Reason for the ship name: Percy's prefect status...and let's face it....Charlie definetly tops here.

Charlon: the ship name between Charlie Weasley and Ron Weasley

Reason for the ship name: it's a comnination of bot of their names

Charlie's Gin: the ship name between Charlie Weasley and Ginny Weasley

Reason for the ship name: it's his name and....i'm not gonna quate wikpedia again so ya all know the drill

Joker Dragon: The Ship between Geroge Weasley,Fred Weasley and Charlie Weasley

Reason for the ship name: see the post on unproblematic ships for the reason why i used Joker for the twins and...well Charlie deals with dragons

Involving Percy:

Prefect's Bill: the ship between Charlie Weasley & Percy Weasley

Reason for the ship name: Percy is a prefect and Billercy sounds awful.

Dragon's Prefect: the ship between Charlie Weasley & Percy Weasley

Reason for the ship name: Charlie deals with dragons and percy is a prefect.

JoKer's Prefect: The Ship between Geroge Weasley,Fred Weasley and Percy Weasley.

Reason for the ship name: ya all know it by now

Jack's Prefect: the ship between Ron Weasley & Percy Weasley

Reason for the name: Ron's patronus and Percy's prefect status.

Prefect's Gin: the ship between Percy Weasley & Ginny Weaasley

Reason for the name:....you know the drill.

Involving the twins:

JoKer: the ship between Fred Weasley & Geroge Weasley

JoKer's Bill: the ship between between Fred Weasley,Geroge Weasley & Bill Weasley

Joker's Jack: the ship between Fred Weasley,Geroge Weasley & Ron Weasley

Georginny- The ship between George Weasley and Ginny Weasley

Reason for the name: it's a combination of their names

JoKer's Gin: the ship between between Fred Weasley,Geroge Weasley & GinnyWeasley

and...that's all for now. i shall do the others at a latter date and remember: Wanna express your negative opinions on these ships? Make your own post.

[pixielovers2account]

Photoshoot

Jenna Ortega x fem photographer 

Faint smut at the end. Mainly fluff kinda or whatever it’s bad.

You sat in your seat shaking off the nerves of finally meeting ‘the’ Jenna Ortega the girl plays Wednesday Addams and looks hot doing it! I let out a shaky breath as I hear the crowd roaring out side people screaming out her name as the glass doors swung open six men all sounded the smaller female with suits and headsets. Two held her arms as they approached. I quickly stood up and so did edric the boss of this. He greeted the girl with a smile “Jenna Ortega we’ve waited ethically for your arrival. I hope my driver didn’t sicken you much?” She shook her head as the guards let her go. “No thank you by the for the ride. So when do we start.”

And that’s my queue. I walked up with a black camera hanging from my neck. As I fiddled with the toy in my pocket. “Hi I’m y/n and I’ll be your photographer today.” I gave her a bright smiled as I held out my hand. She took it gently wrapping her cold hands around my warm ones. Her hands were so smooth and soft. And the way she starred up at me as we shook hands “it’s very nice to meet you too.” She said it in a way that made my spine shiver. And a deep heat from my belly dripped down to my core as she licked her lips our hands parted and I went back to fidgeting.

“Should we start?” Edric asked i nodded “well then follow me I have the keys.” I spoke out as I nervously stumbled upon my own feet, as we made it up to the room.

“Uhm here we are Jenna.” The door slowly opened revealing couches fake walls and props.

“Are we going to be alone?” She asked as I closed the door nodding “yea I find it more professional for me and the client to be one on one especially if we are both female.” I smiled as her as I set up the cameras and chairs. She hummed in agreement. “Can you sit right here please?” I asked as i dimmed the room placing on multiple ring lights on. She sat on the chair facing the camera.

“Thank you, mrs Ortega okay. Can you slouch over a bit?” I smiled as she got the pose “yes beautiful.” I placed the camera up to my eye clicking it. She stayed stilled as the light flashed.

“Okay I’ll have you like that for one more second.” She hummed watching me at work I got a bigger camera coming up closer to her. I snapped more pictures of her up close. I could recognize a sweet scent as I snapped the picture differently poses and positions.

She was absolutely breathtaking.

“Ah gorgeous Jenna.” I complimented her “not as gorgeous as you y/n.” She said looking pass the camera into the shadows her eyes meeting mine as I snapped another shot.

“Why thank you mrs popular.” She laughed a bit. “Can you pulled your tie down a bit?” I asked she nodded pulling the striped tie down. I looked through the camera unsatisfied. I grumbled as I fixed it up a bit “may I?” She nods as I unbutton her shirt making her tie lose reviling a bit of her dark colored bra.

“Perfect.” She payed back with her arm over her forehead her jacked slowly dripping off her shoulder. “Beautiful” i mumbled.

I calmed up to her posing her head up looking up to me in the camera the jacked completely off of her arms her button up shirt more ragged we even ruffled up her hair as she looks up to the camera. I snapped another picture placing my hand on her chin helping her to look up “is this right?” She asked softly i nodded taking another picture. “Good.” She breath out.

…

We were done with the photoshoot i I cleared up the cameras placing them back in their cases, and placing the chairs in the backgrounds back to where they were turning the lights on ”thank you so much for cooperating Jenna some actors are more. Prideful.” I smiled at her as she button her shirt back up. And placed her tie right “no problem y/n. Anyway I was wondering if you wanted to come with me back to my room. I need someone to help me with some pictures and you seem pretty talented.” She offered twisting her rings biting her bottom pink lip I’m a nervous manner.

“Oh yes of course! I would love to it time for me to turn in anyways and I need to finish the rest of this film so why not?” Her eyes seemed to brighten as she smiled “really that’s great. Do you have a car or…?” I stopped her “yeah I have transportation just name the place and I’ll come.” She nods reaching into her wallet pulling out a card and paper. “That’s my phone number and address. And my business card for anytime you need me or anything.” I nodded looking at the sheet of paper “thank….” The door shut before I finished. “You?”

I licked my lips excitedly looking through the pictures in my camera roll. Suddenly edric opens the door with a smile “got the pictures?” I nodded excitedly “yea!”

…

“This should be the place.” I took in a deep breath spraying my mouth with peppermint and chewing some gum before placing on a large amount of perfume on. “Okay here we go.” I cleared my throat as I opened the huge fancy door for the hotel. A young girl stood at the counter she slowly looked at me and sighed “what do you want?” The teen asked I walked up to her with a smile as so fiddled with a toy in my pocket. “Hi I’m here for a girl name Jenna?” The girls eyes widened as she looked me up and down “eleventh floor to the right door 30.” I smiled “thank you.”

She watches me as I left to the elevator. “Hi!” A littler girl spoke to me with her mom holding her hand “hi.” I smiled as we stood awkwardly on the elevator till they got off on the 6th floor. I stood till I got to floor eleven. Once I got off to the floor two guards stood waiting for me “uhm hi?”

They grabbed me leading me to room 30 “okay rude…” I said softly as they left. I took in a deep breath before knocking on the wooden door. I heard shuffling soft groans as thumps hit the floor “who is it?” I hear a familiar voice call “it’s y/n.” I could hear the door being unlocked “hi.” She said breathlessly. She was wearing a white robe with. Smile I looks as if she just got out the shower from the faintly damp hair and the seemingly wet skin. “Hi.” I smiled. “Come in please.” She said moving herself out the way closing the door as I held my camera. “Coffee?”

She asked I nodded “can I have mine light?” She nods stuttering around the kitchen making the coffee. “So we’re are we gonna take the pictures at?”

I looked back to the girl who’s placing whipped cream in my drink. “In my room.” She answered simply I nodded.

We started off normal taking pictures of her in her robe then in turned into something sexual. Our hands tangling into each other our body’s ragged as I sucked on her nipped “oh fuck.” She moaned letting her head fall back moaning from sheer pleasure. “Eat me.” She said suddenly. I pulled back kissing her stomach “what?”

“Eat me out please! I need it.” I licked my lips my face slowly sliding down to her legs kissing and worshipping the skin around her pale pink pussy. The faint wet liquid that dripped from the heavens over her body I dug myself into her pussy my nose hitting her bud over and over again as I licked and stabbed her pussy. Placing my finger up her tight hole “oh fu…fuck y/n yes yes ye sss.” Her moans were chocked up her legs quiver as she wrapped her legs around my head tightly keeping me in place forcing me to drink her juices as she jumped my face chanting my name. Over and over again.

And here I was in heaven I could die between these silky tights and the pictures? Oh we took a bunch memories that’ll stay with us forever.

[topaz-rabbit]

I like to think of Paracelcus as, like in his hey day if he was a human, he would be jacked as shit and menacing. With him not taking blood and actively choosing to be softer/renoucing violence, that would reflect in his appearance, thus why people latch on to the twink thing. It's a funny lil jab at the key. A.B.A domesticated him, turned him into a wife guy, then had to turn around and domesticate her because God damn.

I would likely think it's because of his voice, he's so polite sounding. The fact he canonically kinda whimpers/shudders in pleasure when his wife makes moves in their win animation. He literally says "Eek!".

I'm kinda rambling and not sure if I have a point. I've seen so many people analyze both him and A.B.A up down and sideways. Then coming in with their own takes. Which is really cool!

But I understand where yer coming from. It can be kinda irritating when a multi-faceted character is reduced to a joke or two. I say have yer dinner and cake yeah know? Just roll yer eyes and find the content yea like. Rotate and analyze that Demon Key, and appreciate the depth they installed in it. Then giggle because he'd probably wear a frilly apron to make something nice fer A.B.A if he had a human body (or no human body, like imagine him trying to cook with just his mouth)

I know this is twitter so I shouldn't be surprised but seeing people call Paracelsus a twink genuinely rubs me the wrong way a ancient demon battle axe that has killed thousands for their blood and manipulated Aba for a period of time possibly being the reason why she is the way she is now and this is who you are calling a twink???? I mean, I get that he is pathetic outside of his Flemant Negal persona, but come on, he has depth. He's more than just that!!

I'm losing My shit over a fictional axe. I need sleep

I'm gonna delete this later

[lilithscry]

all day i’ve been imagining if the marston daughter hadn’t passed away, and if she was alive, when it came to 1914, she’d tell jack she’s moving to new york. obviously he’s against it at first, but she then goes on to tell him she doesn’t want to do what he’s about to do (he never actually told her but she had an inkling) and then she leaves him like that. nothing else but tension and great disappointment from both parties at one another’s decisions.

skip foward about 10 years, jack is in new york and hears word of a famous performer who deems the stage name marston. it’s not like marston was a common name at all, he thought at least. curosity got the better of him of course and he had to track down this girl was, just to see if his suspicions were true; and they were! after asking here and there and just about everywhere, he finds himself in the backstage of a small theatre in brooklyn, twisting and weaving his way through a crowd of women who paid no attention to him. upon arriving the door that had a large gold star with his surname written in bold letters, he suddenly felt nervous. so much had happened since they last saw each other. he had seeked revenge on their father, mother and the family before them. she had possibly become a well-reknown performer of new york. then he knocks on the door, hearing a yell from the otherside saying “just a minute you hag!” (obviously she thought it was someone else) and thats just how long it took for the door to open. for jack to see and confirm that yes, his baby sister was a star.

she was all glammed up. a great contrast to what he remembered her as; which was a young preteen who’d have her sleeves rolled up while helping her older brother with the brute work around the ranch after their father was murdered. she instantly recognised him, thinking she was looking at her father for a second before remembering that no, her brother inherited the marston scowl while she grasped her mother’s instead. there was an unspoken silence that neither of them could pinpoint as being awkward or comforting. all they did know though was that there was a gap missing that had’d finally been filled once again.

[stylesharlow]

ok but hear me out.... yk how Jack would act sus sometimes... i can just imagine him doing that with you.. like ur fangirling over another artist or an actor and he jokingly joins u like 'he is kind fine tho, i'd totally cheat on u with him any day'

omg sjsjsjjs this is everything. i'm using my other love harry styles for this bc....c'mon how could you not

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"what song is this? it's fire," jack asked her, loving the intimate feel of the guitar solo that was playing through their apartment while they cleaned.

she became very animated and excited at his interest in one of her favorite artists, "it's she by harry styles! it's one of his best songs, it's even better live, his guitarist, mitch, walks down the catwalk for the solo and-" she made eye contact with jack and noticed his huge grin and soft stare in her direction, he loved when she got like this.

"and what baby? keep going, like hearing you go off." her face warmed and she felt shy.

"nothing really, just that it's one of my favorite parts of the show s'all." she gave a small smile back to him.

"well c'mon, show me! c'mere." he patted the spot on the couch next to him and pulled up youtube on their tv. she happily sat next to him and found a video of the entire song live.

"sheesh bae, this is your type and you're with my ass?!" (Y/N) almost choked she started laughing so hard at his outburst. "you actually like his stuff?" she had been hesitant to show jack, always figuring it wouldn't be his taste.

"yea this is great. and i mean...shit i knew the dude was good looking but you know...he kinda fine." he scratched his beard like he was really considering risking it all for the man.

she pushed his arm, "alright i didn't know you were gonna fall in love, he's mine first and foremost."

"ion know ma, if i had to cheat on you..." he clapped his hands together and laughed loudly at her reaction.

"jesus don't sound like you're looking forward to it!" she joined him in his laughter as he pushed her back on the couch until he was hovering over her body. "nah baby you're stuck with me." he side-eyed their tv just as harry looked particularly sweaty dancing to an already seductive song, "unless..."

she pulled him into a kiss rolling her eyes as he fell into another fit of laughter.

-

can you guys tell i miss love on tour

a bit shorter but i like writing these little specific moments they're so sweet 😭 thank you all for your requests <3

[p3rf3ct10nn1nj4]

Fuck you, nobody is sending in asks rn so I'll write stuff for myself then.

For a small explanation to what "insomnia" esk-thing im talking ab is; (i have no clue what the medical term for this is nor do i care all i know is that i deal with it nightly) I literally cannot fall asleep properly unless someone is besides me, there's background noise, and in physical contact with me. If they stop talking or move away from me i kinda wake back up? Again, no clue what this is, could be insomnia mixed with some other shit I've got going on (like insomnia mixing with my autism/adhd mixture) but yea... there's an explanation ig?

Yan-Boys (plus the cryptid that is John Doe) with an S/O who has difficulty falling asleep due to a condition

Jack

Lucky lucky, he's not leaving your side.

Who that's lucky for? Both of you honestly

It gets you to sleep since he'll ramble about how good of a job you did at work today

And it get's him a free pass to excusably pull you closer so you are laying up against him at night

As well as giving him an excuse to lay with you EVERY night (if he didn't have one already)

If you're like me and overheat quickly and get uncomfy when you do, he'll move his hand to different spots during different times if you seem warm

although he does have to sleep eventually

meaning again, if you're like me, you might wake up a little

he'd kinda have that...idk "go back to sleep, it's okay" type of vibe while he's asleep though?

you will end up getting at least semi-decent sleep around him though

i feel like he kinda.. hums a little in his sleep? idk how to explain it because its not like "the annoying girl at a sleepover who makes some noise every other minute while she pretends to sleep and then tells us that she's possessed next morning" (met a girl like that before, it was weird) more of a "you can kinda tell if you pay attention that this is supposed to sound more like a lullaby but its kinda incomplete so it just sounds like random humming"

John Doe

Doe can manage the background noise and constant contact

however while i personally feel that Doe doesn't sleep... like at all

they'd be terrible at keeping a genuine conversation

eventually any conversation with you, if it goes on long enough, just devolves into her complementing you or him talking about things that are not helpful to sleep to

like, if you think sleeping to true crime podcasts is kinda creepy because how much gore they talk about

Doe takes that to like... five levels higher

she'd go into unreasonable detail about teeth and other such things

if you were half asleep you'd have to wake up a little to tell him maybe just switch to complements

they would...only once you tell them that its kinda difficult to sleep to facts like the definition of voluntary apnea or the fact that "drowning" in concrete burns more than it suffocates (may or may not have learned some of these things from killing someone)

the only consistent "conversation" would be the slight cryptic repetition of "I love you" being said over and over but that'd still sound more like background noise

Peter

He's canonically an insomniac, if you really can't sleep he'll stay up with you

although he likes the idea of helping you sleep better

he also likes the special moments you two have with each other during those hours

it's like secret moments just between the two of you

would gladly hold you close, whether in broad daylight or to help you sleep, he'd cling to you whenever honestly

would probably have his phone with him and would play music for you, it'd be quiet but you could still hear it

already knows your music taste & has like... three different playlists with music you like for different occasions

the talking part...it'd be a little bit of a hassle, but compared to the two above, he'd be the only one on the list so far who could talk about normal-ish things

it wouldnt just be a bunch of complements, it could be weather, your ideas on [blank thing; for example fate], etc

[wafflehousec-137]

I’ve always wanted to be a writer or any sort of content creator lol so I’ve finally decided to write something that’s not for an assignment, I kinda feel like the assignment writings were better but idk what do you think? Do you like it? What’s good about it And what can I improve?

Untitled boat story Part -1

Oh come on it won't be that bad!” She said with a flirty overtone. I couldn't possibly go with her or any of them for that matter, they're all too chaotic and adventurous. “I'm sorry but I think it just won't be safe enough for all 5 of us to be in one boat, it could tip or eve-”, she cut me off with a punch to the shoulder. “Like i said it will be FINE, if Jamie or Chuck try anything ill tell them to stop and you know Keith is harmless.”. “Ugh okay ill go but you guys gotta be careful.'' I groaned.

When we all reached the pier I was confused, there was no boat or anything. Jamie, Keith, and she was with me at the pier but I started to wonder where Chuck could've been. I started to ask she and Jamie but before I could even get a single syllable out we all bolted in sporadic direction hoping to escape whatever hellish sound is barreling towards us. A roar that engulfed the entire sky came crashing out of the trees behind us and were faced with a possibly worth fate then death itself, Chuck. Not just Chuck, Chuck with a heavy ATV vehicle and a boat attached to the back. “AHH HAHA That was priceless you guys are a bunch of pussies!”. Chuck hollered at us like a overgrown school bully. Jamie started laughing with him as keith just started collecting shells it seemed like the introductions have been made and i might be started to reget my decision. “Yea Okay assholes try something like that when were off at sea and you'll be dancing with jack ketch!”. Chuck and Jamie didn't seem to care but when She actually stook up for me i felt as if i had a chance to survive in this word for once.

“Alight maties!” Chuck spouted out standing tip of the boat. “Hey Keith you got what you need?”, “Yea Chucky hut I got sea shells to sell by the sea shore for sure!”, “Oh stop it you two we’ve waisted enough time” Jamie grabbed her bag that was in the sand and threw it into the boat showering her in some ground up pebbles. Which was quite therapeutic for me. “Well is the guest of honor ready?” She said while giving me a loose side hug. “Well id like to say i was born ready but i was born prematurely so i don't know!”, “Oh well thats charming.” She grabbed my han and guided me until we were in the back of the boat sitting down on these rather uncomfortable seats. Its like someone took a off brand lunch cooler and flipped it upside down calling it revolutionary. I dint even have time to joke about them with her coz Chuck revved up the motor and sped off like we were being chased by a sea creature. “Chuck chill out! Were here for a while no need to rush!” keith said enderily. “Why are you even going so fast?” “coz were being chased by a sea monster jamie!!!” “WHAT?!” everyone exclaimed. Panic around in the air like a virus spreading faster then electric current i spun in every direction trying to see if there was nay clue as to what could be hunting us, the i saw… a tiger shark. “Uh guys is that the sea monster in question?” i asked a bit nervous to speak, “Oh my god chuck! Are you serious” she yelled, “ I told you guys before we got on here not to do stuff like this!” “Girl its fine you gotta back off”, “No its not fine jamie!, im trying to expanded out friend group and you guys are just scaring them away! Remember why we gotta have a new 6th member right?” after she said that everyone got quite, they all slowed down like they were in a trance of some kind. She let out a deep sigh and said sorry them she and i went back to sit as the other three talked about the sea together.

“Hey you guys wanna pet this crab i found?” “Ew Keith no”, “ha i kinda do just coz shes too scared doesnt mean i am”. “Hell yea homie nothing like 2 and half hours of dead single from you too to show some character development”. “Where did you even get this thing man?” “oh it was just walking around and i picked it up and now here we are.” OH MY GOD GUYS” jamie's voice shrieked almost making chuck tip the boat. “Whats wrong babe?” chuck asked threw his stupid frat guy slur. “Theres like like an STD in my bag right now guys!” we all chuckled a but, she asked condescendingly “Jamie what are you talking about?” “just look!” jamie kicked her bag over and some sand poured out to the side making an almost aesthetic like scene . “I don't thing sane is a STD james” keith said while petting his crab. “Ugh Keith you have one!” jamie squealed and kicked her bag more. Just as she did 3 more crabs came out of Jamie's bag, each one larger than the last. Jamie screaming her head off jumped into chucks arms causing chuck to steer the boat uncontrolably to the right pushing all of us to floor and cornering us with the crabs. As Chuck is fighting to get control of th boat and his girlfriend Keith just starts talking to the crabs. “Heyya little buddy, i bet i got your friend huh? No worries come here.’”. Keith gently picks up all 3 of them and slowly lowers them to the side of the boat, “run along now little fella we've had our time, till we meat again.” Keith watched as the crab family scurried down the said into the sea, as he looked up into the horizon a tear fell down his face as if he was seeing the amazing life they all live together. “You're a sweet guy keith” I told him as he was whipping his face. “Yea maybe over here i am” he responded rather bleakly. “Oh my days!” Chuck shouted out grabbing all of our attentions. “That was harder then passing the ASVAB test” we all just stared even jamie who is panting on the floor still shaken from the whole crab experience. Shrugging off what Chuck said it seemed like the vibes have gotten better and the night might be better than the day was.

[crushedsweets]

If the demons n all are attracted to the forest due to "supernatural magnetism" you could always say it was supernatural fate that brought them there I guess, I'm thinking butterfly effect-

Like say a creep needs a job, kills someone for their position, is caught out and is on the run, hitchhikes with a random trucker, and they arrive at Tim and Brian's farm, a place to stay AND a job!

That's a shit example but it's just a series of a events that just so happened to bring them to the farm, but really it's just supernatural magnetism pulling them in creating fate or something. And it can obviously be much more detailed (less shit😭) and connected with characters backstories maybe ykyk??

Idk if this sounds dumb asf it sounded better in my head☠️

supernatural magnetism is such a good phrase im kinda obsessed w it actually . . perfectly describes what i have in mind LOL. ok ramble under cut

MMM i do think butterfly effect is how most of the human creeps end up in the story !! jeff, liu, nina, toby, jack, and natalie all ended up in the same area after a series of shitty events (maybe domino effect moreso than butterfly? dunno theyre all confusing to me). tim, brian, sally, and kate just happened to already be there

kinda off topic from what you said but the way i imagine creeped is. ok this is cringe. if i were to make a comic, it would be.... kinda episodic with theres the underlying plot that slowly unravels. , with each creep/ghost/demon having their own episode to reveal backstory. or chapter if its a comic. .? KINDA LIKE GIRL FROM NOWHERE AGAIN (this is my 2nd time mentioning it today lol) and the proxies/toby would be the main character(s) since they work for slender, who is. kinda the 'mastermind' behind all of this.

but the problem is, for the proxies/slender, they dont have much incentive to keep around slasher-type creeps. for jeff, its to keep ben happy. for clocky, its cuz she doesnt cause much trouble and toby heavily vouches for her (slender also knows he needs to keep his proxies relatively content). but beyond those two ? they'd rather just kill helen to get cops off the roads and patrolling their forest. so i imagine all the other killers(bloody painter, x-virus, nathan the nobody) are in different states or. dead .

ofc, the operator would play a huge part in rando killers and everyones backstory webbing together, but im fighting for my life to find a decent way to put everyone together

realism isnt exactly what im going for (i literally have demons) but i dont want it to just be another mansion trope yk ? sighs . . collapses.... life is so hard... jokes but yea

OK SORRY IDK WHAT IM EVEN YAPPING ABOUT ty for this anon it put good thoughts in my head. much to think about..

[aneenasevla]

SpooKengan 1 - Halloween Birthday

Back to Masterpost

Made in Collab with @useless-bi-otch

The weather was cooling down, autumn approaching fast, and the leaves on the oak trees were already turning yellow. Early in the morning, the Buff Couple was doing their usual cooper routine, and this time they were a little more bundled up.

“You look upset”, Ohma comments when he sees her scowling at the scenery around them for a moment.

"Oh… no, it's nothing," Kanami replies, hesitating a bit, but under his gaze, she gives in with a sigh "No, really, it's silly. It’s just that seeing this environment reminds me of my birthday, at the end of autumn. That's it, no big deal…"

"Ohh yeah", he nods and looks at the leaves "but why'd that be silly? It's a good season to have a birthday party..."

"Yeah, the atmosphere is really great, and so is the food", That's when she goes back to making a sour face "But that's the problem. My birthday is very close to Halloween. They practically happen at the same time. And because of that, my birthday always ended up being kind of sidelined, you know? And when it didn't, it was always with the same theme, the same food, it was almost always a costume party... every now and then it's fun, but every single year? I dunno, there were times that it got tiring."

"Hmmm… yeah, that's a lot of birthdays," he says half engrossed, half not thinking about the implications of the comment. She stares at him with a mixture of indignation and hilarity.

"Are you calling me old? Huh? Seaweed-head monster."

"Huh?" He raises an eyebrow "No, I'm older than you. I just said that that's a lot of supposedly boring birthdays" he shrugs "So you're kinda bummed about that."

"Not necessarily. I just don't have much patience left for this same ol' dance, over and over again..." She sighs.

"Hnn, that sucks. I wanted to know what it's like. I've never went to one of your birthday parties before."

That made her shut up. She turns to him, blinking, surprised to realize what his words had implied.

"Oh… it's true. You've never experienced these things before… gee, Ohma" She scratches the back of her head, embarassed "Sorry about that. I've been just complaining non-stop about having it all, when you never had the chance to have this kinda experience..."

"I don't really mind" he looks around, his poker face matching the calm atmosphere  "you said you don't like it, so we don't have to do it. Why should we, if you wouldn't have any fun?"

"I didn't had fun anymore because it was always the same thing, with the same people, the same itinerary, the same food and the same costumes..." She tries to explain, still embarrassed "After some time, everyone just seemed to be on autopilot, doing these things because it was expected at the time, you know? So I kinda went with the flow. But you… you've never experienced these things. You still don't know what it's like to dress up for halloween, to see the kids going trick or treating, to make some jack-o'-lanterns… and I bet you've never had a pumpkin pie before" She gives him a shy smile.

"Pumpkin pie?" he repeats, genuinely interested, looking at her. Talking about food was always the easiest way to get his attention. It was kinda unbelievable.

"Yea! It's basically the only seasonal food that I haven't gotten sick of yet. And… I would love to bake one for you" She blushes a little "I'd love to make you dress up, to show you some halloween decorations… these things weren't fun to me anymore because they also weren't fun for anyone close to me. But this will be your first time doing any of that. And I think that, with you, I can experience this as if it's new for me too" She holds onto his arm, smiling brightly "So? What do you say?

He looks at her as if analyzing her, and then smiles "It sounds nice. You look happy again… so yeah, we can do that."

She smiles more, leaning the side of her head against his shoulder. Maybe if she saw autumn through Ohma's eyes, she'd stop finding it so repetitive and boring. Nothing had been repetitive and boring since he'd come into her life, after all.

Next Chapter Here

[crazyf0rswayze]

Darry Curtis x Reader pt6

Y/N POV

"Hey honey! How was it?" My mom said hugging me then releasing me.

"It was really good! We went to the Dingo and then we went back to his house. He introduced me to his friends and brothers too!" I say

"Did he treat you good" Jack asks looking up at me from the couch

"Yes, Jack. I told you he'd keep me safe" I say looking at him and then at my dad who walked over to me.

"Hey hun" my dad says hugging me

"Hi dad" I say hugging back before he released me

"You guys didn't DO anything rrriiiggghhhttt?" My dad asked

"Gosh no dad!" I say blushing

"Ok....ok good" He says walking to sit next to my brother

DARRY'S POV

I walked back to my place after dropping Y/n at her house, and before walking my brother calls out to me

"C'mon Dar! You said you'd play!" Ponyboy whines. I just chuckle a little

"I am, I just have to put my sneakers on" I say walking into the house. I lean against the wall smiling to myself. I just loved Y/n so much and I don't think I'll ever stop. I walk over to the shoe closet and take my nice shoes off replacing them with a worn pair of sneakers. I ran back outside, and the moment I was off of the porch steps Pony threw me the ball. I joined his team since the opposite team had Dallas, and Steve, the tallest and strongest minus me. My team had...myself and Two-bit, as the tallest and strongest.

Y/N POV

I ran up to my room to call a friend from back home.

"This is the Bowman household, Amy speaking"

"Hi! It's Y/n...you got time to talk?" I ask biting my lip

"Oh my gosh! Y/n!? Yes...Yes! I can talk! How are you? How are you settling in?" Amy asked excitedly.

"I'm good, and I'm settling in amazingly" I reply hintingly

"Amazing you say? Is there a guy" She asks. I could just tell she was smiling through the phone

"Yea...we had a nice little date yesterday at a local diner. I met his brothers and his friends, he says his friends are around his house a lot. They all seem pretty nice, I didn't talk to them much though. He's got two kid brothers, the older one is sixteen going on seventeen. His name....h-his name is...." I cut myself off with laughter.

"Sorry, his brothers have....unique names to say the least. The older one is Sodapop, and the youngest one just turned fourteen. His name's Ponyboy." I pause waiting for Amy to laugh. She does, she laughs her true genuine laugh that I love and miss. I kinda felt at home as I heard her laugh...

"Those....are unique names. What's the boys name though?" She asks calming down from all the laughter

"Oh gosh, sorry I didn't tell you! His name is Darrel, but everyone calls him Darry or Dar. Amy he's beautiful! He has these icy blue-green eyes that I just can't stop staring into. He's around six two, and he's got this somewhat....I don't know.... intimidating? buff built. But it's like....y-you get through to him and he's just this kind, caring, amazingly soft guy. Amy, for the first time I am head over heels for a guy! I-it's like a movie!" I say with the widest smile on my face.

"Y/n! I'm so happy for you! How'd you meet" She asks

"He places shingles on houses, and there were some missing on our house so he's working on my house..." I say smiling.

"That's an interesting way to meet...wait till you tell your kids that!" She says teasingly

"Gosh Amy..." I say, chuckling

"It's gonna be quite the story Y/n" Amy responds

"I'm really REALLY happy for you Y/n. It sounds nice, you move in, ya meet a guy, and then he immediately introduces you to his brothers and friends? That's true love. I bet you feel real welcome, all these friends..." Amy says sadly

"Oh Amy....no friends or guy could replace you. Let's try to call every day ok?" I say

"Ok...How are his folks?" Amy ask curiously

"Well um...th-that's the sad part....they died eight or so months ago in an auto crash" I say biting my lip.

"Oh...I'm sorry Y/n" Amy says

"It's not your fault. I just feel bad for him, he's only twenty and he's raising his two kid brothers on his own. Sodapop dropped out to work full time and help Darry, but you know it's still a lot for him. AND he works two jobs. I just feel so bad. He had a nice scholarship for football, but parents or no parents he wouldn't have the money to pay the for the uncovered part of tuition."

"Mhmm...s-sorry I don't know how to respond to that...."

"It's ok Amy, you don't have to respond." I say

"Enough about me, how've you been Amy" I ask

"I've been great. Summer was nice, I'm home from collage for the weekend to have some family time. Brian and I are still going strong" Amy replies happily

"That's great! Uhhgg I'm so happy for you and Brian. I really wish I had love like yours in high school"

"Well look at you now hun, you've got yourself, what sound like, the most amazing man EVER" Amy says in an encouraging tone

"Wait....Y/n....didn't you have a scholarship for theater? Why aren't you at collage?" Amy asks

"My parents don't have the extra money to send me" I say sadly

"Oh...I'm sorry"

"It's ok."

"I have to go ok? I'll try and talk to ya tomorrow. Love ya!" She says

"Ok, I'll talk to you tomorrow. Love ya too" I say before hanging up.

DARRY'S POV

We had a nice game before we all headed in. I went to my room to change into a crappy pair of jeans, and a shirt that would soon come off.

"I'll see you guys later, don't burn the place down ok guys?" I say

"Yes sir" Two says with a jokey salute

I walk out the door, and start walking to Y/n's house for work. I showed up a little early so I could say hi to my girl. I was soon at Y/n's house, and the moment she saw me she ran out of the house.

"Heeeyyyy pretty boy" She says

"Heeeyyyy pretty girl" I say back. She pecks my lips.

"You wanna come over to my place for movies later today?" She asks

"Sure honey."

"I'll try to make sure my brother doesn't sit right between us ok?" she says

"Ok, hun" I say with a chuckle

"Nice...see ya then lover boy" She says before walking away. I just smile to myself. I blushed at yet another nickname. I liked this one.

'Lover boy....' I thought to myself. My work buddy walks up to me

"So.....did ya ask the gal out?" he asks

"Yea...yea I did. We went to the Dingo for dinner, and then I took her to my place. I introduced her to my kid brothers and my friends." I say as we all get set up, you know putting the ladders out and grabbing some shingles out of boss's truck and putting them on the grass.

"Yea...did ya get lucky" He asks

"No...no. We slept in the same bed though." I say laughing to myself

"Why do you want to know about my sex life Carl..." I ask looking at him

"I don't...just wondering" Carl says

"You sound just like my buddy Dallas 'Oh I don't I was just wondering'. Just wondering my ass" I say grabbing two packs of shingles and carrying them up the ladder. Gosh I was gonna regret that later.

"Alrighty then! No need to get defensive" He says, jokingly climbing up the ladder

"I was joking Carl" I say

"I know buddy, I was joking right back" He says getting to work. We just continue working and making small talk and sharing laughs.

[moxfirefly]

B D J O V for Donnie, Karl and Alcina? (yes I am in love, no I dont have regrets uwu)

My 3 loves? Well why not! And pls enjoy the ficlet styles I’m going to opt for when doing dirty secrets! This is a little long so is going under the cut.

🩸🍷Alcina Dimitrescu🩸🍷

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and on the other)

A bit of an odd one here but she loves backs, like your actual back. The line of your spine, if you have those back dimples, ufff. She loves the shape of it if you’re on the more curvier side, she loves the skin, and your rolls, and any stretch marks. Just picture that elegant hand of hers ghosting over your back, nails maybe even claws.

On herself, well Alcina is aware of her assets and she’s very aware of her chest, both she’s quite proud of but she’s really proud of her figure over all.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

There was a pretty seamstress in the village who always was brought up to the castle to help with her dresses. She was a pretty thing in Alcina’s eyes, very much her type. When your making or fixing or measuring a tailor made outfit for a 9ft+ woman well it gets tricky and a little more handsy than usual. Alcina didn’t mind, the seamstress didn’t either. It was interesting following simple commands even if they were asked upon her with nothing but grace and poise.

So as Alcina sat for the 40th time to have something around her neck marked to be fixed, she had to stand between her legs to best approach and see the mistake. Only sitting did she have the best chance at seeing her at a more eye to eye level (well as best as it could be).

She isn’t dumb, she knows curiosity, want and lust like the back of her hand. Sees the nervous swallow of the seamstress whenever hands glide across her chest. The whispered ‘pardon my lady’ when she rests a palm on Alcina’s throat and takes a needle to the neckline with all the gentleness she can muster. Of course it’s the moment to prick her finger, the quiet hiss and scent is enough to alert Alcina and without waiting for her to fuss she takes that bleeding digit and kisses it, tastes the bead of blood, all while looking straight at her. When she still sees lust there, oh does she pull her closer.

One of her maids walks in about twenty minutes later, an array of materials in her arms so she doesn’t quite catch how the Lady of the castle smooths her dress and tries not to laugh, chest heaving a little and legs closing a tad. The maid greets her with her usual honorifics before leaving the requested materials, she notices the seamstress isn’t there and arches a brow at the room. “Lavatory” is all Alcina says before the maid makes a question. She nods but feels something isn’t right with the current picture but still leaves.

Once gone.

The seamstress crawls out from under Alcina’s skirt, mouth shiny, hair disheveled and nice set of teeth marks at her bosom.

It becomes a frequent thing after that.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

It’s not to say she needs to because she sincerely feels she has anybody at her beck and call who is willing ready and able. But on the rare occasion she indulges in some self care, it’s mostly in her luxurious tub. Feeling the warm water, her hair clean and smelling of that weeks chosen fragrance, well it gets her thinking and thinking leads desiring and if there isn’t anybody she’ll handle it. Slow, she loves drawing out her own pleasure, loves to feel that rise but stops before it’s too close. She’ll do that, edge herself a little bit more before biting down on her lip to muffle a more particular louder cry.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Both. She lives for giving it and she loves to receive it. She is just, wow, so incredibly good at it, she’s goes about it in such erotic and passionate way and if you’re not looking like you are being possessed by the devil then she up’s her game to make sure that happens. You can squeeze her head with your thighs all you want, she’s built different lol she can handle it. Don’t yank to much on her hair though, claw at her all you want but easy on the do.

She’s had a few inexperienced lovers which she has to guide when they want to go down on her. She’s very particular of what and how she likes it, but she’s patient enough to teach you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

I’ll do you one better, https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRSKhUoh/

⚙️Heisenberg⚙️

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and on the other)

https://hagelpaimon.tumblr.com/post/661063110466158592/i-wonder-wonder-who-ill-pick-hesi-baby-a

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) shout out to @imthegreenfairy88 for helping me out with this one.

The first few times he indulged in this he was very adamant in keeping it to himself and to himself only (with time and reassurance he chills out) but the first time he tried doing ‘back door’ stuff on himself he was very surprised about how good it fucking felt and every so often he indulged in it. There’s an occasion where he ends up in bed with some tourist, gun to his head he doesn’t remember their name but he sure fucking remember the blow job and fingering combo that they gave him that had him seeing fucking stars. He tensed up at first was about to say something but they crooked their fingers just right and swallowed his cock at the same time and words were out the window along with thoughts.

He was so far gone that it didn’t cross his mind that when he begged for another finger, he gave himself away and if their eyes weren’t indication of how delighted they had been, feeling two more additional fingers really proved the point.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

I mean I’m saying yea, he has to get creative with it sometimes so as to not get bored, but he picks up a few things he enjoys (he is creative after all) he’s definitely ruined his fair share of pillows, loves rutting into them. He has beat off probably in any section of the factory but shower is better for clean up. He for sure has done it outside of the factory, probably relaxing on a chair and if the weather is nice enough, it’s not like anybody is gonna suddenly drop by. He likes a tight closed fist when he’s close but enjoys a teasing touch to start things off, really enjoys grabbing his balls when he does it. Very messy messy boy when he cums.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

This man blows you like his life depends on it. VERY sloppy but it’s really hot, it’s how eager he is about it and how willing he is to suffocate and or choke on it. He’s told you to sit on his face multiple times at multiple moments of the day. He loves the taste of you, loves feeling suffocated by your thighs. You know what they about big noses too 🥴🥴

As for receiving he likes to dish out what he takes. So expect some rough mouth fucking, he will make you gag, he will make you all teary eyed cause he enjoys it. He’s fine with it without to be honest, he much prefers to be balls deep in you but if you enjoy doing it then expect hip thrusting.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Not super loud, but he isn’t mute. He groans and moans but he’s also a talker so expect a lot dirty talk. His voice drops in a way when he’s fucking you that it makes your toes curl. He’s all breathy pants when he’s close. Lots and lots of cuss words.

👾Donnie💜

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and on the other)

https://hagelpaimon.tumblr.com/post/661063462078889985/b-body-part-their-favourite-body-part-of-theirs

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes the taste of his own cum.

He denies it, really denies it, just says it’s his way of cleaning you up after a nice romp but he really has a way of proving the opposite. Donnie has ‘finished’ on you in every way shape or form. On your stomach, back, face etc you name and each time he has cleaned you up he’s either wiped it up and sucked on his fingers or he’s just full blown licked it off of you.

And there is something so disgustingly erotic about that you haven’t or don’t want to call him out on it. You’ve gone down on his multiple times and he very eager to kiss you after your done. One time you purposefully left some on your chin and lips to see if he’d clean it up first but nah, kissed the heck out of you. His favorite is cumin in you and then going down on you. The first time he did that, it was enough to make your toes curl till they cracked and just as you were about to say something he was yanking another orgasm from you. The combined taste of his and yours release? Fuck now that was his favorite.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Does it and does it often. He’s not prudish about it, it’s free oxytocin and for a guy who’s convinced he’s never gonna get a shot at being with somebody physically, might as well practice some self love.

Loves visual stimulation but he’s really into audio stimuli. Likes those audios where he feels he’s there with the person or the ones where they give instructions. Donnie is really into edging and if he’s got the time and privacy he can literally edge himself for a couple of hours. Has at times managed hands free orgasms. Has made cock sleeves or basically fleshlights (ah ingenuity), can have his moments where he’s super slow and teasing about it, light strokes and all that. Can also have moments where he basically fucks his fist to the point of making some pretty obscene wet noises. If listening to audios or watching videos he really loves trying to cum at the same time as the person in the vid or audio. Has a bottle of lotion right on the desk but that shit is so cluttered with stuff that nobody has picked up on it and honestly it’s kinda funny.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

GIVE GIVE GIVE.

Oh my lord is he OBSESSED with giving oral. It’s such a big turn on for him. He just loves how intimate it is, he loves how he’s giving you pleasure in such an intimate position. LOVES over stimulating with his mouth, loves feeling thighs trying to break his head, happy to die down the suffocated in his favorite place, loves feeling a hand at the back of his head and pushing him in further.

He’s not crazy about receiving cause he knows his size is a challenge but he’s not opposed to it, he much rather get a hand job from you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Loud and not afraid about it. He enjoys the fuck out of it and is going to be vocal about it unless it’s adamant to be quiet because people are around. His churrs are really nice, deep but not as baritone as say Raph’s, but they feel and sound so good.

[lunar-lair]

gods i am. so so late beCAUSE I DIDNT EXPECT IMPORTANT NOTES IN MY INBOX. IMPORTANT NOTES IN M Y INBOX??? NEWS 2 ME!!

Also yea rip actually 😔 i get rlly rlly !!!!!!! Rlly quick. Have and will continue to annoy my family w that ngl,,im. Glad you like it tho?? Also very very glad i havent managed to like. Chase you off with any accidental rabid-fangirl vibes

And...man thats kinda the same for what was between me and you, i guess. Though, i was 11, fresh out of the end of 5th grade, and found your stuff on ff.net after a dissection fic and scavenging through every into the mind and into the ghost zone fic i can find (still some Classic tropes, would kill for those babeys lowkey).

And...well, i do feel welcome here, pretty much. I mean, not to say ive actually talked to anyone; and then, of course, theres the whole thing where im like 16 and you could be in your 40s; youve got your shit together, probably, im just worried ill manage to do smth weird ig; also the concept of interacting w the same people consistently on tumblr is so...odd? To me? Any Mutuals ive ever attained are more so mutuals w/out a capital or ones i inevitably fucked it up w (only one but still). So like, yknow! Ive just been...ghosting, you could say. The doors open, im just hiding under my sheet, i guess.

And im not going to bother you all like that! I mean...well...ok, maybe a little? I can try. Not with anything outside of dp though, i get a little feral about other shit the same way i do this. But uh. You know. I could lose the sheet, maybe forget the vampire-esque 'welcome in' oath.

Also yea lmao ive learned to stay FAR away from fighting. Never been part of one on tumblr myself, proud to say!

WH. H. WH. WH H?

WHWHWHWHWH. OK I WAS GONNA ASK MYSELF IF IT WAS OK BUT!!!!! NOPE @things-i-cannot-do-in-amitypark HI WH???? WH AT ARE YOU. DOIGN,

im jk but only lowkey???? Ill have you know this is a Very inconsistent blog dear friend,,,,,,,it might be dp rn but in like. 4 hrs time it could be hades or like. Loz. look me in the eyes and tell me you want random ass shit on ur dash silly fool

Ok im actually mostly joking this time i just *goes insane*??? Loses my mind??????????????? i. yea goes insane