#kinda crack tbh

[mileslovesdick]

When Edgeworth asks Gumshoe to retrieve his notepad from his car so they can review the notes he took at a crime scene Gumshoe is more than happy to do so, but when he gets his hands on the little book he can't believe his eyes!

His name is written all over the page!

Gumshoe storms his way back up to Edgeworth's office, big frown on his face and notepad tightly gripped in his fist.

"I can't believe you'd think such a thing, Mr. Edgeworth!"

Edgeworth looks thoroughly confused. "... Excuse me, Detective? What exactly are you talking about?"

"Don't play innocent, sir! You've got my name written all over this page!" Gumshoe shoves the paper right in front of his face.

Edgeworth turns bright red. "I-! Look, Gumshoe, I can explain that- it's really not like that-"

"It's not like that!? I'm looking right at it! All along you've been looking at me like..." Gumshoe trails off. "I feel so..."

Disgusted, sick, gross, Edgeworth has already anticipated every last possible word that might leave Gumshoe's mouth next and yet he's not sure he could actually handle hearing any of them out loud, so he braces himself for the worst.

"I feel so betrayed, sir! I can't believe you thought I had anything to do with this case!"

What?

"... I'm sorry?"

"Good! You should be! My name's written all over here, like I'm the main suspect or something!" Gumshoe huffs.

"I... Gumshoe..." Edgeworth lets out a long sigh as he tries to think of how to work his out of this little predicament without flat out confessing but he draws a blank.

Gumshoe starts flipping through the pages, frowning as he realizes his name is written on multiple pages. Did Edgeworth think he was some sort of criminal mastermind??

The real reason behind Edgeworth scribbling his name on every page doesn't become obvious to Gumshoe until he comes across a page full of hearts, scribbles and doodles.

'Miles Gumshoe, Dick Edgeworth, Miles Edgeworth-Gumshoe, Dick Gumshoe-Edgeworth / M.E + D.G / He looks so handsome today.'

"Oh... So... You don't think I'm a suspect..?"

Edgeworth rises from his desk and snatches the notepad from Gumshoe. "Do you see any other suspects names that're written in hearts, detective?" he huffs, trying to keep his calm exterior despite the fact his cheeks are still bright red.

Gumshoe's mood switches like a light, his face brightens up and his frown turns into a big smile. "Aw, Mr. Edgeworth! You really had me worried there for a second!" Gumshoe laughs. "And just so you know... I like Dick Edgeworth-Gumshoe."

"Not another word, Detective!" Edgeworth snaps, cheeks somehow getting redder. "Go do your job and bring what we found at the crime scene to the precinct."

"Yessir!" Gumshoe leaves the office with a huge smile on his face and a little pep in his step.

Edgeworth on the other hand is a blushing mess as he tries, but fails, to focus on work. How could he possibly focus on work when his feelings were just exposed, and he wasn't even rejected!

He keeps trying but more often than not he finds himself scribbling "Gumshoe, Gumshoe, Gumshoe" on the margins of his paper.

[blueshirtsarebetter]

ᴿᵃᵐᵇˡᶦⁿᵍˢ ᶦⁿ ᵗᵃᵍˢ

[twistedappletree]

jin ling before finding out about wei wuxian’s identity: i have stability

jin ling after finding out about wei wuxian’s identity: the ability to stab

[sovereignjojoz]

Syz, who decides to take it upon himself to venture out into the open for groceries when you, his sleep deprived s/o, offered to do it despite having had under 4 hours sleep. Of course he couldn’t let you do that, so what was his solution: going to the store AND bringing your zaterran babies with him. Objectively, the task was rather mundane so why had he found himself stuck outside the store with three baby carriers that he couldn’t quite figure out how to transport in, even the old ladies cooing at him would giggle occasionally seeing him try various different methods. Even after 5 minutes of thinking his endeavours were fruitless, his tail even started to wag in frustration. Then suddenly he jumps, having thought of a brilliant idea, the answer was simple!

Dad!syzoth who balances your triplets on his tail while shopping, killing two birds with one stone! Not only does he have more space to carry the shopping bags but the slight swaying motion also keeps the babies from becoming restless and since he has full control over it he can easily keep an eye on them.

His chest is puffed out, a genius solution if he says so himself!

(Little did syzoth know when he came home he would be met with a very concerned spouse, a lot of face cupping and eye contact with an adamant need for reassurance).

Perhaps not so genius?

[raileurta]

Prompt

Through a series of miscommunication and half truths Hal makes the entire galaxy think Batman is a terrifying bat demi god who keeps a kryptonian as a pet.

[user1286]

In inspiration from those shorts that one SuperXavier fellow has of Kratos, and the original audio belonging to @/TrevohnnTheTitan he made the original audios of those.

(Mostly bc I thought it’d be funny to draw the expressions I imagined kratos having in them bc fuck it why not)

He’s so fucking silly.

[kheprriverse]

My contribution this week is this dumb ship idea that I've been sitting on + Delta being a little silly. I was actually contemplating not posting this but decided "yk what? its my blog so fuck it".

I love the thought that Delta keeps a notebook full of total garbage and dirt on other people for the fun of it (and ofc all her adventures, too). You CANNOT contain her thoughts to her head she needs it on paper and I love that for her.

All of this for that stupid kissing meme that's been in my head for ages just for it to show up in a tiny panel.

Won't be putting proper loz tags in this, probs just my usual blog tags (and ig shipping ones?) coz its just my ko'jin brainrot and not really important ig.

Bonus Below! (Ballad's in trouble lol)

Catch Ballad never talking to anyone about anything, even if asked to. (He does this with Zelda too. He's a secretive gremlin.)

They're not mad just disappointed.

[sukugo]

everytime sukugo gets called a crack ship i suffer +10 damage

[fatherforgivethem]

“I shall see you when the moon strikes. Only then will the stars dance, my love.”

The forest and all of it’s creatures looked forward to the Great Dance. Only then did the King watch his Queen dance.

For she danced with worship for the moon, for the water that graced their lands. He loved to watch the faces of others as they looked upon his Queen as if in a great trance.

Oh, she was the Moon Queen, and he, her ever faithful servant, was the King of Hell and everything that fell…

[pepistle]

Tommy aka Jolene (Maverick's Version) — mostly I came up with this after listening to Jolene a lot lol

Lyrics:

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy

It’s getting hard to know when this began 

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy

I’m begging you — just leave me when you can

I hated you starting in that bar

Cause you fucked my plans, grinning like a shark  

but then I held him in my arms, Tommy

Blood was drying on my hands

when you said you were sorry and 

maybe you were more than cold and ice, Tommy

When I’m awake, I think at night 

I think of you ‘cause I’m dreaming fright 

At least that’s what I tell myself, Tommy

I think of you and your frosted hair 

And your steady hands when you're way up there 

Not how I feel, ‘cause I just can’t, Tommy.

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy

It’s getting hard to know when this began 

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy

I’m begging you — just leave me when you can

It’s something that I wanna fight 

‘Cause I don't know how to love you right 

Thirty-one broke something deep in me, Tommy

My broken parts aren’t good for you, 

Can't handle dragging you down too,  

Just let me go and get your stars, Tommy.

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy

It’s getting hard to know when this began 

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy

I’m begging you — just leave me when you can

[junetoosoon]

So I just finished Half-Life 1 for the first time and you're telling me that another of Valve's most famous series started with a game about a mute protagonist escaping from an underground science facility that was developing secret teleportation technology, all while an insanely powerful being watches over them? 🤨

[shalomniscient]

do the older sevchino kids ever see their parents all in love and think😒😒 damn these bitches embarrassing

KEHXKDKJDKDKDKDF PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY ??? in public like “i don’t know them 🫥🫥🫥” LMAO

but tbh though, i don’t think so? at least not particularly. arle and i aren’t the heavy PDA type if being touchy in public is something the kiddos find embarassing. and at home, me n arle being down horrendous for each other is just how it works LOL the kids grew up with it, so you could say they’re used to it by now—all of the sweet words and gestures and stuff <333

as a bonus, all the kiddos have very high expectations for love and their partners. and as another bonus, aymeric, who acts a lot in furina’s romance movies as an adult, is just naturally so damn smooth and charming it infuriates furina a little. like he’d do a scene and then go to her like “hmm. i have an idea to make it better” and pulls the most romantic thing out his ass that really is better than the actual scene and when furina asks where he got the idea he just says “oh my dad does it for my mom a lot” and furina just has to sit there now with the knowledge that arlecchino, woman who tried to kill her once, has INCREDIBLE game 😭😭😭 she ain’t the knave she’s the mfing rizzler 😭😭😭

[minniiaa]

Went through my 100+ drafts. here are some stupid ones that never made it to the TL for your enjoyment.

[onepiece-polls]

Crackship decision poll

They have no canon interactions (as far as I know), but they've become quite popular (especially among KidLaw shippers), so....

It is not important if you ship them or not; this is about whether you think it's crack or not.

Art by Braindeadmaggot

[sweetnnaivete]

rip marlene mckinnon you would've loved nico di angelo

[cuteniaarts]

@katkastrofa, circa 40-ish hours ago: Hey, what if our newest bunch of OCs adopted a baby from one of the other brothel girls who knew she couldn’t afford to raise one? That would make for some fun shenanigans :D

Me, with a notoriously non existent sleep schedule, instinct of self preservation or concern for my poor wrist: Alright, bet. Watch how fast I can make you fall in love with this hypothetical baby >:)

Daneli as a gentle and loving caretaker-turned-adoptive-mother is something that can be So Personal, actually, and originally I was going to leave it at this quick sketch, but then I got carried away thinking about what this child will grow up to be like raised by this little gang of misfits, so…

Here she is!! A little older and so, so beautiful, I need more of her in my life immediately, she’s way too precious

And, because I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t also add a sapphic element to this absolute cinnamon roll, a small crack ship that I’m only half serious about for when she’s a little older still:

All in all, we may be getting impossibly far from canon, but I for one already cannot get enough of sweet darling Kumisai <3

(I fully drew three pieces from scratch in 9 hours I cannot feel my brain or my hands anymore send help)