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wonderingprince · 2 months ago

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athena is quite literally telemakhos' godparent

#ooc #sitting there; daydreaming ( headcanon )#kinda crack but also not

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starry-bi-sky · 10 days ago

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on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.

Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.

Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.

Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.

There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.

#svsss #luo binghe #svsss au #scum villain #scum villian self saving system #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #disciple shen yuan #lbh. visibly exhausted and with twitchy eyes: im fine :) | everyone else: ho no the fuck you ARENT.#SQQ was hysterical not because he found out LBH was half-demon but bc he was having a long-awaited mental breakdown over his autonomy :)#or (limited) lack thereof. he was having a sudden onset crisis of mortality and was handling at quite literally the WORST time. oops #im thinking very hard that LBH would never push his disciple into the abyss especially with no system to force him to. so SQQ either #had to goad him into it (failing always) or throw himself in. he ended up doing it himself but not before some very impressive hysterics.#BUT ALSO. IF THIS HAD BEEN WHERE SQQ WAS THE HALF-HEAVENLY DEMON INSTEAD IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO GREAT.#and by great i mean horribly angsty bc SQQ is NOT doing too hot and has. in very SY-like fashion. convinced himself that LBH will kill him #when he finds out he's a demon. so when it comes out i have this mental image of him lunging at LBH and LBH flinches back. but SQQ wraps hi #hands around the blade of Zheng Yang and yanks it up so the tip of the blade is digging into his chest where is heart is. LBH can't yank th #sword away without risking slicing into SQQ's hands. SQQ's hair has fallen out of its tail/bun and is now messily spilling down his #back and its NO helping the kinda deranged look he has going on. he's visibly shaking and his eyes keep flittering away and back at LBH's #face. SQQ is looking at the messages from the system warning him that he has to go into the abyss or punishment will occur. he's like.#rambling though. talking about how shizun doesn't *like* unclean things and there is nothing more unclean than a demon. like he is #INSISTING. LBH can't?? get a fucking word in. actually. SY isn't listening that much either anyways. too overwhelmed with the system and #the amount of stress he's under and his crumbling mental state and the innate and primal desire to live even when he's standing in front of #his own executioner. it all ends with him sitting on the ground at the lip of the abyss with his hair falling in his face. he looks so #unkempt and fallen apart and so distinctly *non-Shen Qingqiu* that LBH feels physically ill over it. tears are streaming down SQQ's face #and despite everything he is smiling. its not a nice smile. its a very frayed falling apart at the seams about to crack smile.#he tells shizun not to worry about staining his blade with this disciple's filthy blood because this disciple will take care of it himself.#and then he falls into the abyss before luo binghe can so much as grab him. the only reason LBh doesn't literally jump in after him is bc #he was numb with shock and the abyss was already closed before he could feel his legs again :]

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l3viat8an · 6 months ago

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*points at ur pussy* are u gonna finish that? *tummy growls really loud*

#disclaimer I’m running on two hours of sleep ‘n 3 monster energy-#but like- I HAD TOO #also what kinda ask is that??? 😭#y’all are getting WILD again jsksjksjs #obey me!#obey me shitpost #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel x reader #om!#obey me #obey me crack #ro’s dumb stuff tag!#anon!#beelz <333 #does this count as smut????#obey me smut #smut #beelzebub smut #< just in case ig-

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lesbiamano · 7 months ago

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FINEEE i'll draw your stupid greek mythology people

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chaos-bringer-13 · 9 months ago

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I just told mom about some bits of Danny Phantom lore and it basically went like this:

Me: So, this kid goes into his mad scientists parents' portal, activates it, sorta dies and instantly resurrects as a half ghost.

Mom, terrified: Poor mother.

Me: Nah, his parents didn't actually notice, they're kinda negligent, too invested into their work.

Mom, more terrified: Poor children.

#danny phantom #this is how you react to being exposed to dp lore #she looked so ready to adopt danny and jazz that instant #kinda wanna write fanfiction with mom #she would write the best angst #and also amazing crack #she's good at death jokes and dark humour #how do i get my mother into phanfiction

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wigglebox · 5 months ago

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Destiel Pride - Day 10; Fall from Grace

#destiel pride #dean winchester #castiel #destiel fanart #Destiel art #spnfanart #spn art #spn fanart #wiggleart #I know we always kinda go ‘cas is sunshine’#but Dean is too!#also I kept thinking about the line once castiel laid hands on you he was lost or whatever it was #like yah the dude was falling before he even clocked it whoops #I mean I know even before Dean he’s had that crack in his chassis and what not but damn what is Dean but a good mechanic

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carrythatwayt · 6 months ago

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Something invisible something string something something.

More buddie: disaster4disaster; Not If It's You; VERY; How Long?

#is this anything #also sorry in advance. kinda #911 #911 abc #evan buckley #evan buck buckely #eddie diaz #buddie #buddie textposts #911 text posts #buddie meme #911 memes #buddie crack #911 crack #i had no tumblr for 4 days and this is what happened

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choccy-milky · 6 months ago

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I can imagine Clora reading the "Final Problem" where Sherlock "DIES" and being depressed for like a month and sending hate mail to Conan Doyle while Sebastian tries to cheer her up.

THATS SO FUNNY YOU SENT THIS BECAUSE I LITERALLY DECIDED THE SAME THING A WHILE BACK BAHAHA i plan to mention it in my fic too

seb would 1000% find clora crying during their seventh year when "the final problem" is published LMAOO and he'd freak out wondering whats wrong. and when i read about how tons of doyles' fans sent him hate mail and were outraged i was like yup, clora would've been one of them BAHAHA. ["Obituaries for Holmes appeared everywhere. Petitions were signed and “Keep Holmes Alive” clubs were formed."] CLORA WOULD HAVE FORMED ONE OF THOSE CLUBS TOO LMFAOO

all the outrage made doyle resurrect sherlock a decade later, so that also means when they're older + married + have kids, clora's just gonna burst into the room one day and be like "HES ALIIIIVEEE!!!!!!!" BAHAHHAA clora's hate mail to arthur conan doyle is what brought back sherlock, CONFIRMED!!💯💪✨

#ironically as i was drawing this i was re-watching hbomberguys video essay 'sherlock is garbage and heres why' LMAOO sorry clora #i do want to read the OG stories now though i was looking at the sets on amazon👀#ask #choccyart #i can also imagine clive and clora arguing over sherlocks death and the ending bc clive thinks it was effective but cloras like NO #arthur conan doyle hated his sherlock series since he wanted his historical stories to be more popular #i can imagine clive enjoying his historical stories more and agreeing whereas cloras like hell no MORE SHERLOCK ONLY SHERLOCK #god and margaret just sitting there as they have a heated debate during dinner like :) how are the mashed potatoes you two?? :)#save her #also cloras face in the first panel cracks me tf up and i also kinda have the urge to punch it which just makes it funnier SORRY

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scruncheduppaper · 2 months ago

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drew this bc because i hate sitting thru chapel

#im aware theyre jewish #lemme cook okay #first image is symbolic of how they see themselves #not as they truly are morally #wait maybe i could do a mini analysis of my own art here #i chose their younger selves to represent here mostly because old stan looked dumb af in that devil costume #and ford also looked funny like that #and it wasnt rlly suitable for the tone of the piece i was going for #it’s representative of the first cracks forming in their teenage years #theyre facing away from each other #ford has his eyes closed as he aims upwards #while stan is grounded and intentionally uncomfortable #eyes towards ford #its the childlike beginnings of ford’s god complex and stan’s self-demonisation #gravity falls #stan pines #stanford pines #stanley pines #ford pines #yay #my art #also the triangle is supposed to somewhat look like a spotlight #but also yknow related to bill #yes its a mother mother problems lyric #because i think problems kinda fits stan LOL #wow loads of tags

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redundantz · 1 year ago

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Avatar the Last Airbender - Toph x Zuko

#give me a fandom #bear witness to one of my crack ships #they were both my favourites and i thought they were mising a lot of fun interactions #atla #avatar the last airbender #avatar #zuko #toph #toko #sketches #my art #fanart #redundantz art #also i hate that older toph basically wears the same clothes as kid toph #so i kinda mixed a bunch of her outfits

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hrokkall · 23 days ago

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ULTRATOBER /// EIGHTH CHARACTER DESIGN SWAP

I did, in fact, draw their faces but wasn't 100% sure if that conveyed "angel" enough so I gave them upside-down masks. But here they are uncovered.

#Ultrakill #Ultratober #Ultratober2024 #Mannequin Ultrakill #In my mind they're greater angels. Hence being humanoid but also kinda buglike because the terminal mentions them to be vaguely animal shap #Granted we haven't seen any greater angels so it's mostly just bullshitted #Also in case it wasn't clear the cracks on the right mannequin are meant to resemble chest feminization scars. Idk if it reads #Hrokkall sketch #Admittedly this one was a little rushed but I still wanted to post it because I liked the concept. Quality only goes down from here folks!

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eveningalchemist · 4 months ago

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Saw this on a t-shirt and guess who it made me think of.

#black sails #james flint #john silver #black sails crack #sharkdate #my stuff #made me laugh #i was going for silly t-shirt font but it ended up kinda looking like an old timey movie poster #also the bottom font is reminding me of something but i can't place what - it's gonna hit me like a truck later probably

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tongjaitongjai · 2 years ago

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An AU where Merlin is literally a God in Mordred’s eyes. Like, a genuine God.

In this AU Mordred and Merlin’s relationship is not fucked up by prophecy. So, everytime, kindhearted Merlin saved Mordred without hesitation. And Mordred grew up in a Druid camp that reinforced the idea that Emrys was a literal god. So naturally, HE WORSHIPPED MERLIN.

Once Arthur became king and magic was legalised, Mordred came to Camelot to become a knight because that was the best way to serve Emrys.

But when he arrived at Camelot, he struggled to comprehend the fact that Merlin was… human???? A very clumsy one, in fact. The rest of Camelot, though might know about Merlin magic, did not know how great ‘Emrys’ actually was so they were just confused, concerned, and/or entertained by Mordred’s ‘crush’ on Merlin.

He would stare at Merlin the entire first meal they had together, and people would be like: awww, Sir Mordred is crushing on Merlin so hard!!

Mordred: Emrys??eats??food?Food??Is ?eaten?by? Emrys?emrys?consumes?meal????

Or when he saw Merlin tripped on the training field

Mordred: i think the area is cursed. Strongly cursed.

Leon: what—

Mordred: THEN WHY ELSE WOULD EMRYS TRIPPED?????

Arthur: So, how have you adjusted to life in Camelot so far? Is there anything that is bothering yo—

Mordred: Merlin

Arthur: what did my stupid manserva- I mean Court Sorcerer do-

Mordred: I saw him drank water today

Arthur:

Mordred: He just drinks water????? From glass?????? Like?? He drank?? Water???? You know??? Literal water????????????? For drinking???HE??needs??water?to??live?why??

Morgana: why did I saw Mordred ran out of the meeting room screaming that you guys are trying to ‘Destroy his faith in his religion’. You knights better not bully him because he is a druid and has magic—

Gwaine: I told him Merlin is not here because he needs to take a shit.

Lancelot: Hey, Mordred, I noticed that Merlin has not received the note I asked you to deliver to him yet.

Mordred: But I already send it to him?

Lancelot:

Lancelot: Tell me how

Mordred: I burned it at the altar

Lancelot: what altar—

Mordred: and pray to him, as one should???

Merlin: WHY IS THERE SOMEONE SCREAMING IN MY HEAD THAT I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MEETING TOMORROW AT NOON!?

Or when they went on a long mission or hunting and Merlin, out of his old habit, made food for the knights

Mordred: ‘this is the most excellent food ever had bestowed on me, I shall never forget about this Emrys. I will pray to you even harder. I am the luckiest Druid to ever live—- ‘

Percival: … is the stew that good?

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