#kilt sex fic

[diazsdimples]

Tease Tidbit Tuesday!

Tagged by @daffi-990 (go read their fantasy AU snippet it's SO GOOD)

We're back with a bit more Kilt Sex Fic today! I'm working on getting this one sorted, mostly because I have a hankering for Buddie sex against a tree, sue me.

Buck immediately drags Eddie across the field, weaving through tartan-clad men and giggling women in his impatience to get to the sign-up area. “I hope you know you’re not going to get me to do any of this” Eddie comments as Buck pulls him around, his grip on Eddie’s fingers almost painfully tight. “Awww Eddie, come on! It’ll be fun!” Buck turns and pouts at Eddie, which admittedly is adorable, but not going to get him anywhere. “What about the hammer toss, huh? You could do that!” Eddie snorts and comes to a halt. “Buck, baby, I am more than content to watch you heft around chunks of wood and fling carpentry tools from afar, but I shall only watch.” “Whyyyy?” Buck whines, tugging at Eddie’s hand with impatience, “We could win things! It would be such a power couple moment!” Buck could definitely win things. His muscles are big and functional and there’s no denying the fact that he’s very good at lifting things (Eddie) and tossing them around (also Eddie), but Eddie’s just not as thrilled by big, manly demonstrations of strength as Buck is. However, Buck’s never going to be satisfied with that response so, thinking on the fly, Eddie comes up with what he deems a reasonable excuse. “Because mi amor, this kilt is very short and if I bend over everyone at this park will get quite an eyeful.” It has the desired effect as Eddie watches Buck’s jaw slowly drop and his gaze drops from Eddie’s face to somewhere between his legs before flickering back upwards. “You – you’re not – are you naked under that?” Eddie smirks, folding his arms across his chest. “Well, when in Rome, right? Look me in the eyes and tell me you’re wearing underwear right now.” Buck isn’t but that’s beside the point, he’s too busy trying not to pitch a tent in his kilt in front of a few hundred people, and based off the way he can feel his heartbeat between his legs, he’s not succeeding.

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✨00Q end of the year fic rec list ✨ (to commemorate the year of the lord 2023 when this ship came back to kick my ass)

the simplest of crimes by pdameron - fake marriage AU. my favorite 00Q fake married au just because the stakes are so low like they didn't have to do all that but the build up is so good.

come a lily, come a lilac by pdameron - florist!Q AU. this really got me giggling and twirling my hair.

James Bond Will Return by sorion - post-Spectre James comes back. a very charming character study.

as permanent as stone cathedrals by pdameron - pining Q. beautifully written with just the right amount of whump.

people can surprise you (or not) by pdameron - fake relationship but posh. i love whodunnits.

Hold Tight by orphan_account - Spectre fix-it. and fix it they did. also has my second favorite Q name.

lacunae (just the blood you owe) by finestkind - Q offers comfort as bond deals with grief. this fic honestly makes me ache, the way it handles friendship and grief and love UGH.

Say Something (I'm Giving Up On You) by Brihna - Spectre re-write where Q and James sleep before he goes off to Mexico. possibly my favorite Spectre fix-it, love emotional constipation and miscommunication.

Crossing the Bar by GwynDuLac - Q pulls bond out of retirement for an emergency mission. the best mission fic i have ever read hands down.

bloom on my skin, echo in my soul by Areiton - soulmate au. gorgeous writing.

if I couldn't be strong by SailorChibi - post-Spectre James is found abandoned in a hospital in a coma. i love how quietly vindictive Q is in this.

a bloodless coup by Ark - marathon sex. very vulnerable.

I Could've Been a Maths Teacher by Brihna - Q branch gets invaded. v good translation of the comic into prose.

I Don't Take Your Pleasure For Granted by Catchclaw - Q develops a crush. love me some pathetic Q.

I Won't Shiver, I Won't Shake by Only_1_Truth - Skyfall re-write, lots of Q whump. the hurt is so good but the comfort is even better. plus i love attack roombas.

Favours by dhampir72 - pining from Q's POV. fun fact: my gf once quoted a line of this fic to me and i knew immediately which fic she was reading, that's how much i've read this.

rain by Aniron84 - touch starved Q. god GOD, this fic!! there was a time in my life, i read this multiple times a day. the description of loneliness is so on point it always hurts.

Fidelity by marlowe_tops - Q seems to have picked up a stray. local idiot doesn’t know he’s in a relationship, struggles mentally

Indelible by enjolras_lexa - 5+1 of bond breaking into Q's apartment. quite gentle and funny.

A Hitch in the Holster by APrettySpy - Q is having A Time during a heat wave and like Q i'm not immune to the holster

when the world isn't fair by Mlle_Heloise - James rescues Q's holiday. warm and fluffy.

The Pros and Cons of Wayward Agents by Brihna - Q whump with a protective Bond. is it bad to be all teehee while reading someone beat someone else to unconsciousness

Best Dressed by HandsAcrossTheSea - PWP with kilts! really good p0rn and with bottom Bond to boot!

Through A New Lens: A Spectacular Love Story by christinefromsherwood - Q discovers he has a glasses kink, or does he? listen, i too am not immune to daniel craig in glasses so i can relate.

talk / listen by thestalwartheart - dirty talk. a masterclass in p0rn honestly, SO good.

The Inevitability of Time by dhampir72 - soulmate au. will never stop recommending this, it's so tragic and yet not?

[chamomiletealeaf]

This fic is inspired by this art from @furaitsu on Twitter. You all should follow them. They draw amazing art of the COD boys.

Pairing: plus!sized!reader (but tbh could really be any reader :)) x Johnny “Soap” Mactavish

Warnings: m!dom to m!sub dynamics kinda, f!dom, p in v sex, choking, clothing fetish???

You buy a cute little outfit to show off in for Johnny, but to be honest… you kinda wanna see what he would look like in it muahaha.

“Well, whaddya think?” You ask your boyfriend Johnny. You’re standing in front of him and do a twirl, showing off the cute outfit you had on just for him.

You’re wearing black thigh highs that squeeze your thighs so perfectly, a red and black plaid skirt with a chain on the front, and a little cropped mesh top, that doesn’t really leave much to the imagination.

Johnny sits on the couch in front of you, legs spread out as he leans back and stares at you in awe, raking his eyes up and down your body with his thick arms crossed over his chest.

“Fuckin’ hell.” Johnny says through his teeth, nearly growling at you like a wolf would to its prey before it attacks.

You giggle at his reaction. This is exactly how you wanted him to react.

“C’mere bonnie.” Johnny says, leaning his elbows on his knees and gesturing for you to come his way.

You walk up to him and stand between his thighs. He places his chin on your soft tummy and looks up at you while he runs his hands up your thighs and eventually under your skirt, grabbing your ass, which earns him a little shriek out of you.

“Fuck baby. Holy shit you look fuckin’ stunning.” Johnny says nuzzling his face into the side of your waist as he lets his hands wander.

“Need to fuck you in this, but I’m afraid it won’t last very long. Would have it in shreds by the time we’re done. Would hate to see this cute lil outfit go to waste.” He says with a laugh, nipping his teeth at the waistband of your skirt.

And as you look down at him looking up at you, already drunk off of you. An idea of how your pretty little outfit won’t go to waste pops into your head and you smile mischievously down at him.

Johnny was a big, thick man. Even though you weren’t the smallest yourself, he still dwarfed you with the sheer mass of himself. But the material of your outfit was super stretchy. It’s what made you buy it in the first place. It was size inclusive.

“Well pretty boy.” You say as you lift his chin from your midsection forcing him to make eyecontact with you.

“Why don’t you wear it then. That way it won’t go to waste.” You say, your sly smile widening. Now you were the one who looked like a wolf about to pounce on its prey.

Johnny’s eyebrows lifted in surprise. But he looked amused.

“You want me to wear it?” He laughs, eyes still wide as saucers. “I don’t think it’ll fit me as well as it does you love. Might rip something.”

“Nah I don’t think so.” You say. “It’s pretty stretchy.”

Johnny glances to the side as if he’s considering it. Then he smiles.

“Besides, bet you’d look hot as fuck in it with those thighs of yours.” You tease, earning a chuckle out of Johnny.

“Ok, yeah, fuck it. I would look good as hell wouldn’t I.” He boasts, and you both get to undressing while you giggle like teens hooking up for the first time.

When you both get undressed, and Johnny has finally slipped into what was your outfit, you took a second to admire that gorgeous body of his. The outfit really did suit him.

“Ah fuck, ‘s a bit tight yeah?” Johnny says pulling the thigh highs up that keep rolling down.

He looked so. damn. delicious.

You zone out, ignoring his comments laughing at how you can see the bottom of his ass if he bent down just barely, and if he could trick his teammates into thinking this was actually a kilt. You were too busy drinking in the sight of him and his muscular, thick thighs that spilled over the top of the stockings and his arms and chest stretching the fabric that adorned his body ever so slightly.

“Yeah I know, I look silly.” He chuckles, responding to your silent ogling.

“On the couch.” You demand, catching him off guard.

“Oh.” He says amused. “Guess I don’t look silly then.” He smirks.

“Shut up and sit down on the couch.”

He obeys, sitting down, and you walk up to him, not caring that you’re fully naked and he wasn’t. You kinda liked it that way anyway.

You straddle his waist and run your hands up his chest, your body hovering over where his dick would be, since it was covered by the skirt. I mean, it was kind of easy to spot anyhow, with the way it was starting to make a tent in the skirt.

You sloppily kiss and lick up his neck, nice and messy, just the way he likes it. His hands grip your hips and he grinds up into you through the fabric of the skirt.

“Fuck. Keep doin’ that and you’ll be the death of me lass.” He moans out breathily.

You wrap a hand around his throat as you continue marking his neck but very lightly squeeze as a sign to tell him to stop talking, and he throws his head back and moans at the way you’re handling him.

He bucks his hips up into you in pleasure of you slightly choking him.

“Mmph- fuck, harder- squeeze harder.” He whines. And you do, earning a pornographic moan out of him as his eyes roll to the back of his head.

You grind your bare pussy down over the skirt onto the print of his dick and he’s so hard he whimpers at the sensation.

Your hand still around his neck, you whisper in his ear.

“My pretty boy wanna get fucked hm?”

Johnny turns his head to you, placing his forehead on yours.

“Go on bonnie, fuck me.”

And with that you flip up the skirt, revealing his hard and leaking cock. The sight makes your pussy pulse with anticipation of feeling it in you.

You line yourself up and sink down easily onto him, making both of you moan.

Johnny grips your hips tighter, trying to thrust up into you.

“Mm-mm, not yet. Gonna take my time.” You say.

You slide down to the hilt and lean your hands back on his knees and begin to move your hips back and forth in a circling motion slowly.

You look down and see the tops of his thighs peaking out from the skirt and thigh highs and it almost numbs your brain from how fucking hot he looks like this.

“Please- faster- fuck go faster- ride me.” He begs.

You stop your motions and look at him.

“What did I just say? I’m gonna take my time with you.”

He whimpers again and throws his head back as you start your pace again, moaning his name. You continue that until Johnny can’t take it anymore and is a panting, whining, and squirming mess under you.

“Aww ok baby, I’ll fuck you good now.”

You sit up and place both hands at the top of his thighs while you lean in to kiss him. He kisses you back hungrily, as if trying to reassert his dominance, but you pull away just in time, placing your hands over the mesh top on his chest and pushing him back into the couch holding him in place.

You start to bounce up and down on his cock, picking up your pace, and his hands go to squeeze your thighs. His thick length hitting every perfect spot, stretching you out so good and you let out a loud moan.

“God fuck bonnie just like that. Fuck me like that.”

You lean into him, placing your mouth by his ear.

“Yeah you like that hm? You like when I ride you like this?”

“Y- yeah- just like that- you know how to fuck me.”

You continue bouncing on him, admiring the way his chest heaves, stretching the fishnet-like fabric of the croptop he’s wearing, and the way the skirt is up around his hips the way it is when he’s the one fucking you, and how the material of the thigh highs and his thighs are coated in both of your arousal. He looked angelic like this, and you smiled at how perfect he was in this moment.

With his grip moving from its tight hold on your thighs to your hips, he started thrusting up into you, trying to meet you half way desperate for your pussy.

“F- fuck bonnie gonna cum. Fuck I’m gonna cum.” He pants, and you feel your own orgasm approaching quickly as well.

You nuzzle your face into his neck again as you continue to ride his cock like a dildo, using him like a toy.

“Fuck Johnny.” You moan.

“Choke me. Fuck choke me again. Need to cum with your hand around my throat.” He begs desperately, trying to get his demand in before it’s too late.

You bring your hand up and squeeze his thick neck while you place the other on his cheek, turning his head so your foreheads touch again.

“Go on. Cum for me. Show me how good I fuck you.”

And with you cutting off his airway, your tight cunt squeezing and pulsing around his cock, and your words, he spills his cum inside of you.

Johnny cums with a choked, slutty moan, eyes rolled to the back of his head.

You both cum at the same time, his orgasm sending you over the edge as well and you both slow your hips as you sob out your own moans cumming around Johnny’s cock.

You both sit panting, foreheads still touching with the bliss of the moment still in its passing.

“Y’know what?” Johnny says breathless with a smile.

“Hm?” You respond curiously and breathless yourself.

“Maybe we can share the outfit.” He says half jokingly.

And you both chuckle, ending the moment with a kiss full of giggles.

[roadkillxd]

❝ scottish whiskey. ❞

I deleted the ask by accident but this is a req from @rats-and-clocks for a fic where Soap wears a kilt to make FTM!Reader feel more confident about wearing a skirt :) Except this is just pure smut sorry not sorry.

Soap x FTM!Reader ↪ 422 words — 18+ / SMUT.

Content tags — cis male service top Soap, trans male power bottom reader, skirts and kilts, fem terms used for trans male reader's genitalia, bare grinding, mention of gender dysphoria, unsafe sex, praise kink, reader's state of transition is not specified, and piv sex.

Soap groans, his big hands gripping your hips with bruising force. His kilts shucked up just high enough to expose his hard cock, pointed up and pressed down flat by your core grinding up and down the swollen length.

Your skirt covers just as little, already short and stretched wide with your spread thighs. 

You’d just wanted to sit with John for a bit in your skirt, to try and readjust to the feeling—keep your dysphoria from overloading by going out in public your first time in a skirt since you came out. He’d said he’d wear one of his kilts if it made you feel more comfortable (anything to make you more comfortable).

John had made a comment about how kilts are traditionally worn, and you decided to see if he was bluffing for yourself.

Now you were here, Soap pinned beneath your thighs, rubbing your creamy cunt up and down his pulsing, dripping length, feeling the rim of his cockhead catch on your own swollen cocklet with each upward motion. 

Soap’s enraptured by the sight, bottom lip caught between his teeth as he stares down with wide, glassy eyes, hands moving from your hips to soothe up and down your hairy thighs, squeezing the fat and muscle there almost reverently. 

His eyes flicker up to your face, and he seems to flush deeper at being caught watching, though he speaks all the same.

“You’re so beautiful,” he breathes out in one rush, like the words were punched from his lungs. You smile, leaning down to kiss him, rocking your hips until you feel his tip catch on your rim, pushing down and taking him in one swift movement, feeling how his fat cock fits so snug and deep inside of you.

He moans loud and raspy, head rolling back. His legs kick slightly, trying to get leverage on the slippery bedding to rock his hips up into you as you slowly bounce on his cock.

“Ffffuck—” he groans, grabbing the back of your neck and whipping his head forward again to drag you into a wet, mostly tongue, kiss.

“Yeah?” You murmur, smiling against his lips as he finally manages to find his balance and begin rocking up into you, meeting your movements with rolling waves of pleasure. Feeling how your slick drips wet and sticky to the both of your thighs—feeling how Soap’s cock pulses and twitches inside you, surely leaking pre-cum within your contracting walls. 

“So beautiful,” he murmurs again, hiding his face against your shoulder.

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Smut:

Uninterrupted Rating: Explicit, 2,695 words What if Jesper and Wylan hadn't been interrupted by Kaz in in Shadow and Bone series 2, episode 5?

Home Rating: Explicit, 2,647 words Based on the deleted scene from Shadow and Bone series 2.

A Lazy Morning Rating: Explicit, 2,064 words Soft morning sex.

Kisses and Kilts Rating: Explicit, 3,331 words A continuation of what happened in Shu Han, with porn.

Try, Try Again Rating: Explicit, 3,868 words, 2/2 chapter Wylan wants to try topping.

Moonlight Rating: Explicit, 762 words Loving, middle of the night sex.

Sunlight Rating: Explicit, 2,042 words Loving morning sex. Kind of a sequel to Moonlight.

Do Not Disturb Rating: Explicit, 7,743 words 5 times Jesper and Wylan are interrupted, and 1 time they aren't.

Hot and Heavy Rating: Explicit, 3,483 words It's hot and Jesper is a tease.

The Still of the Night Rating: Explicit, 2,673 words Just two horny idiots in Novyi Zem.

That Thing You Do Rating: Explicit, 1,960 words Jesper and Wylan try out something new.

Tie Me Up Rating: Explicit, 1,747 words Wylan ties Jesper up.

By the Fire Rating: Explicit, 1,948 words Romantic-ish sex by the fire

Just A Few More Minutes Rating: Explicit, 1,775 words Sex in Novyi Zem. Inspired by Five More Minutes by @aphroditestummyrolls

Sky Full of Stars Rating: Explicit, 10,288 words Wesper famous au. Contains smut but isn't all smut

At the Touch of You Rating: Explicit, 1,967 words Part 2 of Sky Full of Stars verse. More spicy times, but can be read alone

One Of Your Girls Rating: Mature, 1,443 words Inspired by the videos of Troye Sivan performing "One Of Your Girls" on tour. Wylan is a singer, and Jesper is one of his dancers. A lil bit of smut right at the end

By Your Side Rating: Mature, 1,307 words Wylan has a stressful day, but fortunately Jesper is there to take care of him. Featuring non-sexual intimacy and then some sexual intimacy

Not smut:

Drown Rating: General, 1,487 words Wylan has a nightmare, Jesper is there.

And When the Rain Came Down (I Made a Vow to the Dark) Rating: Teen and up, 2,555 words Wylan gets injured while on a job. Jesper isn't okay about it.

Folding Rating: General, 2,657 words Jesper battles with his gambling addiction.

Catch Me I'm Falling Rating: Teen and up, 4,014 words The Van Eck reveal, show-verse.

Dream Catch Me: Rating: Teen and up, 1,110 words A lazy morning in the Van Eck mansion.

We Keep This Dream Together Rating: Mature for non-graphic sex and discussions of sex, 33,164 words, 10/10 chapters An entirely self-indulgent, vaguely chaotic, mostly sweet Six of Crows coffee shop/university AU.

Wesper Drabbles Rating: Mature, ongoing A collection of Wesper-related drabbles fresh from my brain. Updated as and when.

Warm Love Rating: Teen and up, 1,620 words Idiots in love in Novyi Zem.

Everything You Read on the Internet Must Be True Rating: Teen and up, 2,378 words Part 3 of the Sky Full of Stars verse. A collection of social media posts.

The Internet Is For... Thirsting Over Your Fiancé Rating: Mature for mentions of sex, 2,380 words Part 4 of the Sky Full of Stars verse. A collection of social media posts.

Don't Do Sadness Rating: Mature for child abuse, dissociation and extremely dubious consent (not between Wylan and Jesper), 3,130 words AKA 5 times Wylan tried to forget, and 1 time he wants to remember.

Coins Into Keys Rating: Teen and up, 1026 words I felt like re-writing the scene where Jesper gives Wylan the key to his room (again). But better this time.

[daffi-990]

Fuck it Friday

Tagged by @disasterbuckdiaz & @jamespearce9-1-1. Thank you lovelies 😘. Be sure to check out what they posted (James posted a steamy kilt sex fic 🔥🥵)

Haven’t written much in the last two days due to the death of one of our dogs, so I’m posting a snippet from when your heart releases, you won’t fall to pieces that I’ve already shared before (you can find it here) but it’s been reworked.

“He needs me, that’s all you need to know.” Buck tries to hide the irritation in his voice at Taylor’s prying. Why can’t she just accept that Eddie needs him right now? Isn’t that enough? Why does she need to know more?

“He has other people he can lean on, if he really needs help. Why does it have to be you?”

“Because I’m his best friend. And I want it to be me. I want to take care of him and Chris. They’re family and that’s what family does.”

“What do you know about family?” Taylor sneers, her top lip curled in a cruel snarl Buck hasn’t seen directed at him before. Her words are like a gunshot, the bullet easily finding its mark.

Buck feels the impact amongst the cracked and bleeding parts of his heart, Taylor knowing exactly where to aim to cause significant damage. He opened up to her about his parents, about Daniel and how he felt like he never really was a part of the Buckley family, and now she’s here throwing all of it back at him with sharpened points. The irritation and frustration that was bubbling inside of Buck morphs into anger as he fires off a shot of his own that he knows will tear into her and hurt.

“What do you know?”

Taylor flinches as if slapped and Buck feels a small sense of satisfaction that he was able to hurt her with the very words she’d used to strike at him, before guilt washes over him like a bucket of cold water. He’s no better than Taylor, using the knowledge of her issues and struggles with family (or lack thereof) that she trusted him with to inflict a wound. You aren’t meant to do that to the person you love.

They stare at each other, breaths loud and heavy in the silence that stretches out between them. Buck knows silence isn’t the only thing lingering there. They’ve been drifting apart for some time now, but Buck didn’t want another failed relationship to be added to his baggage so he clung to the good moments that were becoming far and few between.

No pressure tagging: @hippolotamus @spotsandsocks @thewolvesof1998 @wikiangela @watchyourbuck @callmenewbie @hoodie-buck @theotherbuckley @wildlife4life @rainbow-nerdss @exhuastedpigeon @eddiebabygirldiaz @elvensorceress @the-likesofus @try-set-me-on-fire @evanbegins @princessfbi @athenagranted @sibylsleaves @shitouttabuck @devirnis @fiona-fififi @fortheloveofbuddie @fcntasmas @glorious-spoon @giddyupbuck @honestlydarkprincess @homerforsure @jeeyuns @jesuisici33 @loserdiaz @malewifediaz @spagheddiediaz @lover-of-mine @ladydorian05 @captain-hen @clusterbuck @bekkachaos @nmcggg @steadfastsaturnsrings @mellaithwen @missmagooglie @monsterrae1 and as always, anyone else who would like to share something ❤️

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Remus/Sirius Fluff Masterlist | Works With 5-10k Words

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A Piece of the Aftermath (Series) by Snromance [M, 7k]

Sirius didn't chase after Peter after finding James, Lily and Harry at Godric's Hollow. Instead, he picked up Harry, contacted Remus (as he was out of the country) and moved them out of the magic public's eye. The two of them then attempt to raise Harry to the best of their abilities whilst attempting to deal with the emotional problems that come with trying to raise a kid with no experience, a relationship, and dealing with what part they all played in the death of James and Lily.

*Bubblegum Blues by reachthetree [M, 5k]

Remus actually looks down as she smiles, like a shy teenager in a first kiss scenario, and it gives Sirius deja vu. She’s lived this exact moment before. Only in another life. When Remus lifts the bass, Sirius sees a tattoo on the back of her upper arm, and drops her little notebook on the sticky floor. She’s only known one other person with a tattoo like that. But it can’t be… Can it?

Burns Night by Thistlerose [M, 6k]

Blackmail, kilts, food art, public sex, and poetry. Some national holidays are more fun than others. (This fic is part of the midnight conversations timeline by Thistlerose. I recommend reading this after Midnight Conversations #1, Thicker than Blood, and A Meeting of Strangers.)

*Colours by LuminousGloom [E, 8k]

Today is their anniversary. It’s the first time Sirius has remembered it, since Azkaban. He decides to mark the occasion.

*Connection Concoction by Ineffabilitea [T, 5k]

In which Peter plays a prank which backfires, James's favorite colour is pink, Snape snorts, and Remus and Sirius are immune to feminine wiles. (Follows Snogging Nog and Stripping Solution)

*Empty Houses by bigblackdog [E, 6k]

Remus, I’ve been at Grimmauld all week. I’m not selling it. I went back to look for the letters. I assumed they had been lost but when I was pardoned I learned they sent my things to my mother at Grimmauld. Turns out she didn’t burn them on sight. Found my leather jacket. All our records were broken. And all our letters were safe. The spells I’d put on the box to keep James and Peter out at Hogwarts were still on. I’d forgotten and all my hair felt out when I opened it. (podfic available)

*Flour Babies, or: Remus Lupin, Risk Assessment Co-ordinator and Occasional Voice of Reason by jellybeany [Not Rated, 7k]

“What’s carrying a bag of flour around all day for a term supposed to teach us about parenting, I ask you?” The one where the Marauders have to take care of flour babies - or at least, not completely destroy them. James is trying to impress Lily, Sirius has a problem with his backside, and Remus is, as always, trying not to flunk. And he's dreadfully in love with his best friend.

Lay Your Hands on Me by pansexuall [E, 8k]

In which Sirius really likes trying out new hairstyles over the years and Remus really can't concentrate on much else, to be honest. This fic features reckless and impulsive teenage boys, classic Marauders-style banter, a low-key overdramatic Remus, and falling in love with close friends. Or, alternatively: Three times Remus really wanted to touch Sirius' hair and one time he actually did.

*long live all the magic we made by howisbucky [G, 5k]

in which sirius and remus don’t let dumbledore send harry off to the dursley’s and raise him themselves. “until the end, right pads?” “until the very end, moons.” aka snippets of how the harry potter series should have been.

Make Moony Smile by LadyAmina [T, 5k]

It begins with the innocent intention to Make Moony Smile and spirals into friendship chaos from there. When Remus seems down, James and Peter try their best to cheer him up. Remus has his own agenda.

Matchmakers by Minnow_53 [T, 5k]

James and Lily are determined to get Remus and Sirius together. So Remus and Sirius keep finding themselves alone with each other.

Moonlight On Your Skin by orphan_account [G, 7k]

Sirius visits his brother and gets a tattoo. After watching the process, Remus asks Sirius to design something for him to help cover his scars. Only Sirius can make Remus feel this beautiful. "As they passed by the now-closed bookshop, Sirius stopped Remus and pushed him against the wall. “Do you really like it?” Remus brushed a hand down his torso, feeling the plastic and the raised skin under it. “No. I love it, Sirius. It’s…it’s you. And it’s me. It’s everything.” Sirius’ grin, Remus swore, could light the street if he let it. “You’re so lovely. I can’t get over it, Remus.” (Sequel to Ocean of Fiction Blue)

my eyes adored you by moony_andthe_stars [T, 5k]

“Well that’s bullshit,” he declared, “I bet Moony has plenty of prospects. People would be stupid not to like him.” James and Peter nodded in agreement. “I mean, he’s smart, and witty, and he’s tall!” Sirius continued. “And not to mention, he’s, you know-” Sirius gestured towards Remus and turned in his seat to look at him. Time seemed to slow down for a moment. Remus had his chin propped up in his hand, lazily skimming the text in front of him. The evening light came streaming from the window making Remus glow golden, a halo forming around his curls. His eyebrows were drawn, pulling at the scar that went through his left one. His bottom lip was caught between his teeth and Sirius was suddenly struck by the fact that Remus was- “-bloody gorgeous.” --or-- Sirius is suddenly struck by how beautiful his best friend is

*Of Comets and Counter-Examples by Woldy [T, 5k]

If the past is a foreign country, can travel help to resolve a troubled history? Dumbledore assigns Remus and Sirius a mission to explore three European cities, or perhaps to find each other. (podfic available)

Of Envelope Glue, Twitching, & Two Percent Chances by xxanglophilexx [T, 7k]

At 8:10 am on April 13, 1976, Sirius Black will realize that Remus Lupin fancies him. And if Remus stops twitching and remembers to breathe long enough to have a proper conversation, he may realize something, too. (pdf & e-book files available)

*Out of the Ground by adistantsun [T, 7k]

"This week, Sirius Black heads to Chichester harbour, where the Time Turners are investigating a vanishing island, first spelled in the Early Roman period. Popular nowadays with entomologists and Extreme Hide and Seekers, could there be evidence this swampy backwater was once a thriving commercial port, trading magical wares all over the Mediterranean?" Or, the Time Team AU where Voldemort never existed, the Wizarding world borrows liberally from the Muggle, and everyone loves archaeology!

*Parasitic Plants and Moping Marauders by mrs_jack_turner, myprettycabinet [T, 8k]

Two weeks alone with Remus in the comfort of the Gryffindor Tower and Sirius has decided it’s the perfect time to let Remus in on how he feels about him. Unfortunately, it appears he isn’t the only one with that idea.

real life has no appeal by orphan_account [G, 7k]

In which Remus is Lily's roommate and Sirius, James and Peter break into places.

*Records and Pickup Lines by Frenchpadfoot, PleaseDonateBlood [G, 5k]

Hipster Remus works in a classy records shop in bustling Soho and punk rock Sirius has a late lunch break and needs a record. We all know where this is going.

Sight of the Stars by orphan_account [M, 8k]

Remus Lupin had always been blind, but when presented with the opportunity to have his sight restored through a corneal transplant, he's not sure he wants to go through with it. Sirius reminds him that whatever he chooses, there's nothing that can break them apart.

*That Summer Was Good to Us by MoonCat457 [T, 8k]

Summers in Wales were ideal. Sunny, windy, warm without being sweltering… and the perfect time for Remus and Sirius to explore the feelings they’ve been dancing around for the better part of a year.

The Blood Blistering Brew by Deena [T, 7k]

Sirius is an arrogant berk and Remus is complete pants at Potions. (pdf & e-book files available)

*The Importance of Being Sirius by dogsunderfoot [T, 8k]

Remus Lupin, a simple Literature teacher has to deal with Sirius Black, a History teacher with an unorthodox (and noisy) teaching style.

The Smartest Idiot in Hogwarts by darkestlordsaroon [E, 5k]

Sirius has spent all year being distracted by Remus and trying to deny it. What he'd never imagined was that Remus has been doing the exact same thing.

*There Isn’t a Word for What We’ve Got by mutuisanimis [T, 7k]

Five people who misunderstood Sirius’ relationship with Remus and one two who didn’t. (translation available in Русский (ficbook))

They don't love you like I love you by moonlightgalleon [G, 5k]

Hospital receptionist, Remus Lupin usually invites superheroes as guests for the kids. That is, until he gets the unusual request of inviting villain The Canis.

Textually Yours by Jencala & jlpierre [M, 9k]

4:43 pm: Oi! no making fun of the hair 4:44 pm: i don't seem to recall you complaining when you were fisting it the other night ;-) 4:45 pm: Fuckinf Christ! 4:46 pm: **Fucking. 4:46 pm: *embarrassed face* 4:47 pm: no need to be embarrassed Moonshine. You like what you like 4:48 pm: and you like me and my talented mouth ;-)

*denotes personal favorite

[simplyholl]

Can you recommend any fics?

These are just some of my favorites!

By @mochie85

Pheremones

This is the best sex pollen fic I’ve ever read. You’re going to need a few cold showers after this one.

By @coldnique

Carrera Marble

Anniversary smut! The descriptions are beautiful.

By @chantsdemarins

Frost Secrets From The Other Son

The heroine, Lillian is so fierce. This story had me hooked the whole time.

By @wheredafandomat

The Chambermaid

Bite marks on the headboard! This fic had me reading it one handed no joke!

By @gigglingtigger

Action and Reaction

This has quickly became a top five pick for me. I’ve been giggling and kicking my feet throughout.

By @fictive-sl0th

Wicked Desires

The multiverse and cowboy Loki - need I say more?

Fire & Ice

This is extremely hot. I find myself going back to read it!

By @sarahscribbles

Afterglow

A ball, enemies to lovers, the dirty talk is top tier, Loki being a mischievous little shit. This fic had me hooping and hollering!

Warming Him

Cockwarming Loki - I don’t think I need to explain. Loki makes you cum 3 times in 10 minutes!! The praise!!

For All to See

He makes you beg him! And you do to be fucked against the window!! There’s mention of punishment!! Also one of my top five fics!

By @muddyorbsblr

Relinquish the Crown

This ongoing series is full of hot moments. It will make you want to grab them and shake them and say what are you thinking!! I always look forward to the next installment.

By @lokisgoodgirl

Clandestine Fucks Collection

Forbidden love and forbidden places this series will have you on a rollercoaster of emotions in the best way!

Hostile Fucks Collection

The Loki in this is my favorite Loki ever. Super cocky with every right to be. From wetsuits to dick piercings to kilts and everything in between this is my favorite series.

Size Queen

This one snatched my size kink up and smacked her on the bottom. This is one of my favorite fics ever, and I’m not just saying that because it was written for my birthday. Imagine Loki’s long fingers wrapped around your wrists while he tells you how breakable you are. Break out the vibrator!

Hail, Commander

Dirty, bloody Loki taking you against the balustrade while telling you about his enemies falling at his feet.

The Legend of Long-Dong Laufeyson

Pirate Loki with a crew of duplicates. He does in fact fuck you mad.

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Hey Steph!

I’m headed to Scotland on holiday next month and want to get into the mood, do you have any fics set in Scotland?

Thanks

Hey Nonny!

Ah, good question, let's do a quick search! Feel free to add more, friends, if you have them! I'd love more!

Hope you have a wonderful trip!! I would LOVE to visit Scotland!

SCOTLAND FICS

See also:

Johnlock and Kilts

Travelling / Road Trips (Updated July 2023)

The Cure for Snoring by Goddess_of_the_Night (G, 1,278 w., 1 Ch. || Sleepy Conversations, Bed Sharing, Cuddling, Fluff, Domestic, Platonic / Sleepy Cuddles) – Sherlock and John spend the night in Scotland after finishing a case. The sole Inn in town only has one room left...one bed. This would be fine - if not a bit awkward - if Sherlock hadn't developed a habit of snoring loudly. John suffers through many hours of sleeplessness before he discovers that skin-to-skin contact stops the noise. Part 1 of Dreamscapes

Hitting the Water at Sixty Miles an Hour by what_alchemy (E, 30,568 w., 5 Ch. || Fake Rel., Road Trips, Slow Burn, Mummy Holmes) – “You love your mother, Sherlock?” John watched the muscles in Sherlock’s jaw jump. He nodded in one sharp jerk. “Then we’re going to her party and making her happy.” John let out a resigned sigh. “As a ruddy couple, you bastard.”

MARKED FOR LATER

the dead-end case of the kilted kirkyard killer by darcylindbergh (E, 8,823 w., 1 Ch. || Alternate First Meeting || Scotland, First Kiss/Time, BAMF John, Frottage, Blow Jobs, Banter) – In which Sherlock follows the wrong man and gets more than he bargained for.

The Bachelors' Handfasting by Jberry (E, 30,624 w., 20 Ch. || Regency AU || Arranged Marriage, Virgin Sherlock, 1800′s Scotland, Bodice-Rippeer, Romance, Kilts, No Period-Typical Homophobia, Smoll Sherlock, Suicide Discussion, Romance, Miscarriage, Depression) – After her son is caught in a compromising position, Victoria Holmes must make arrangements for a quick marriage between Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.

The Straw Man Fallacy by Vulgarweed (E, 40,422 w., 8 Ch. || Wicker Man AU || Ritual Sex, Sacrifice, Mystery and Horror, Romance, Fuck or Die, Dubious Morality, Mildly Dubious Consent, Pagan Festivals, Public Sex, First Time, Case Fic, Virgin Sherlock, Scotland, Kilts) – Summerisle is not a welcoming place to visitors, but it shows its best face at May Day. For ulterior motives.

Bread and Lighthouses by Ayla221bee (M, 63,958 w., 22 Ch. || Mystrade Lighthouse Keeper AU || Fluff and Angst, Romance, Lighthouses, Baker Greg, Friends to Lovers, Disabled Character, Disabilities, Scotland) – Mycroft ends up taking an opportunity as a lighthouse keeper in Scotland to take comfort in the isolation to avoid his past. Greg has been running the local bakery for the last three years after a life in London. Part 1 of the The Lighthouse series

Savage Music, Sombre Light by snorklepie (E, 66,635+ w., 15/? Ch. || WiP || Kidnapping, Angst, BAMF John, Sherlock’s Past, Relationship Issues) – “On the whole, Sherlock reflected as the door shut [quietly, carefully, definitely NOT a slam] behind John Watson, it hadn’t been a bad innings. He honestly hadn’t expected it to last even this long.” Part 3 of the Scotland Series

October to Hogmanay by snorklepie (E, 127,318 w., 25 Ch. || Post HLV Fix-It, Awkward First Times, Hurt/Comfort, Sherlock is a Mess, Shameless Smut, Sherlock’s Past, Scotland, Poison, Holmes Family, Kilts, Dancing, Angst) – John stared at Sherlock’s profile against the cab window and exhaled slowly. After a long moment, he reached out and touched Sherlock’s long fingers where they were fiddling with the button on his coat. The tall man didn’t look around again, but his fingers slowly unfurled before curling deliberately around John’s hand. Part 2 of Scotland Series

The Edinburgh Problem by snorklepie (E, 152,095 w., 39 Ch. || Post-HLV/S3 Fix It, Pre-Slash/Bromance to Romance, Travelling, Humour, First Kiss/Time, Holmes Family, Sherlock’s Big Feelings, Hurt/Comfort, Family Secrets, Case Fic, Slow Burn, Flashbacks, Attempted Sexual Assault, Jealousy, Implied Rape/Non-Con) – After he separates from Mary, John returns to Baker Street. Following a request for help from Sherlock's cousin Violet, the detective and his blogger take a trip to Edinburgh. John discovers more about the Holmes family and Sherlock than he bargained for, but tries not to run screaming. Part 1 of the Scotland series

[toomuchracket]

Ok see now I’m imagining nerd matty coming to girlie for the first time with something HE wants to try in the bedroom and she’s just so excited cuz she knows he gets shy in that department so she’s soooo eager to return the enthusiasm he brings to whatever he wants to try, like maybe it’s when he asks if she’ll dress up and role play and she’s thinking like: I’ve seen *insert nerd media reference here* once ten years ago but I’ll play along 😁 or maybe it’s just something so typical boy like a school girl or his teacher and she’s like :D let me go get my plaid skirt!

i think i'll probably elaborate on this in fic at some point but i think you pretending to be a student of his is up his street only because he loves it when you make him try and keep yapping about something while you get him off and he could probably turn that into some relevant roleplay???? idk lol. like you both have your glasses on (you MELT whenever he wears his) and you have your cunty little kilt on with stockings and a low-cut jumper, which like you said you HURRIED to put on like :D, and you "seducing him for a better grade" is literally the second sexiest thing he's ever experienced. birthday princess leia sex still tops it lol. but yeah! you love that he's being open about what he wants, it's so hot <3

[raedear]

WIP game

Rules: In a new post, post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it!

thanks for tagging me @regina-del-cielo & @knoepfchen

I've been in a bit of an empty-brained rut for a while, I'm kind of hoping talking about my wips again inspires me to work on at least one of them. I'm going to do this a bit weirdly but and have "wips i absolutely plan to work on again" and "ideas that aren't going anywhere" lists. ask me about any of them:

Actual WIPs:

Regency nonsense

the devil's after both of us chapter 3

what do i do, what do i do?

the mummy chapter 3

balldo 2: electric boogaloo

moon spirit 3 (I'm not good at chapter 3s apparently)

baby joe chapter 2

Always double check

miscommunication (i have like 9000 words of this one but i have no idea what to do with it)

louder than sirens; louder than bells

Not WIPs:

Benjamin Button but for injuries

nicky in a kilt

bad sex

catcalling

changing room

coffeeshop attempt

valentines discount

santa sequel

timeloop

somewhere i have never travelled gladly beyond

joe cries when he bottoms (that's it that's the fic)

heart in a box

post-coffin nicolo

meet ugly

kiss with a fist

tbh these are just the tog ones that are coherent enough to talk about. i have so many scraps that are just like. a paragraph of smut that i can't remember the context for. i also have so many documents that are half-started ideas in other fandoms, like rwrb or wtnv or yoi or whatever. you think i talk shit in tags on here? my gdocs knows how many ideas i vomit on the page and then never mention again.

anyway. tagging @the73rdpostscript, @werebearbearbar, @guarncre, @astrabear @theliteraryluggage and anyone else who wants to play 💜

[diazsdimples]

hey james~ tell me more about the kilt fic please 👀

Hey Newbie!!

So Kilt Sex came entirely from @hippolotamus sending me a photo of some hunk shirtless in a leather kilt and some combat boots and I believe the exact words were "And he could totally pick you up and rail you against a wall or tree or y’know whatever’s convenient" and I was like 👀 Buck @ Eddie???

So naturally lots of thirsting has ensued and I've now written the intro to it (snippet here) and am about to delve into some truly delightful, semi public sex where Buck is unable to control himself at the sight of Eddie in a kilt.

It's basically porn with the tiniest amount of plot and maybe a few feels because I'm incapable of not waxing lyrical about how much these men love each other

[eustassslut]

Eustass Kid Masterlist:

nsfw: *, dark themes/content: ✧, fics: ★

ꜱᴏɴɢꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀꜱꜱᴏᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍ

Status by Machine Girl

Mary On A Cross by Ghost | More Analysis

𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬, 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐬:

Kid with a s/o who gets anxious during sex

Giving Kid the best head of his life after Wano | @thegrandlinesimp's addition

ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ

Who is the kinkiest/least kinkiest Kid Pirate?

ᴋɪᴅ ᴘɪʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ʙɪᴋᴇʀ ɢᴀɴɢ

Modern au where the Kid Pirates are a biker gang

Asking them to hold your drink at a party

ꜰᴇᴀᴛ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ

How a threesome with Kid and Killer would work | Version 2

Gender bent Kid and Killer

Killer being the only one to stop Kid sulking

Killer calling Kid a twat

Kid not showering and Killer having to make him

How Kid tries to impress Killer

Is Killer's hair softer than Kid's coat

Are Killer's or Kid's tits bigger? | @4law's addition | analysis of their chests | more analysis

ʟᴏʟɪᴛᴀ ɢꜰ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ

Kid with a lolita gf

What Kid and lolita gf's room would look like

What would happen if Wire broke lolita gf's tea cup

Kid tightening lolita/goth gf's corset

Kid with a punk lolita gf

Punk lolita gf wearing harnesses

Fanart by @frgman-sins of lolita gf

ꜱᴀɴʀɪᴏʜᴏᴇ ɢꜰ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ

How Kid reacts to his sanriohoe gf’s room

ɢᴏᴛʜ ɢꜰ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ

Kid with a goth gf

Mary On A Cross by Ghost being their song

Kid ripping his goth gf's tights when he's horny *

Kid holding his goth gf's parasol

Kid as Claud Wolf and goth gf as Draculaura

Kid and goth gf beating up people who insult each other

Kid seeing goth gf in a mini kilt, corset and thigh highs*

Wire being best friends with goth gf

Kid being obsessed with goth gf's boobs/chest

Goth gf doing pinups for him

Fanart by @frgman-sins of goth gf

Fanart by @notwonderlandsworld of goth gf

ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ ꜱ/ᴏ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ

Kid with a gf who sews

Kid's gf making him new trousers

Kid tying his gf's shoes

Kid looking up his gf's skirt whilst typing their shoes*✧

Kid as Andy Dwyer and his gf as April Ludgate

Kid with a gf who has a tattoo of his jolly roger*

Kid's gf having a tramp stamp tattoo of his jolly roger

What Kid is like when he's sick

When his s/o is taller than him

How the Kid Pirates react to Kid having a s/o

How Kid pulled goth gf (2 versions)✧

Kid calling his gf sexy babe

If you played with Kid's hair

Kid with a s/o who has the size size fruit

Kid with a gf who sews shorts into all their skirts*

Kid's s/o bribing him to showering in exchange for sex*

How Kid shows affection/emotion

Kid with an artsy s/o

Kid's gf teaching him to slow dance

Kid brushing his partner's hair/teeth when they get sleepy

Kid making you metal figures to cheer you up | Letting you sit on his lap whilst he makes them

Stealing your purity ring*

Kid with a s/o who gets anxious during sex*

Kid spitting in the reader's mouth*

How warm is his coat

Kid with a s/o who can dance

[spotsandsocks]

Hi spotty 💕💕💕

I think James @diazsdimples wrote the kilt-sex fic you are referencing!

-❤️🪐

I do like James’ writing and have read several so that seems very possible… off to investigate

Thanks for the tip 💜💜💜

[nitewrighter]

I know you don’t have any ask games currently posted but just for fun: what has been the favorite bit of symbolism you’ve ever put into one of your stories? Or at least a bit of symbolism that you particularly liked.

Well I think the tough part about this ask is, like, I don't usually set out to have symbolism in my stories, it's more like it kind of crops up in there as I ask the question of "Hmm how can I visually reinforce what's going on here?" And that just kind of gradually folds more and more into the overarching theme of the story as I go along. Which... okay maybe that's kind of how symbolism works? But for me it's more like, visual than really ascribing to any hard schools of "X is in here to represent Y." I would say my most self indulgent case of symbolic writing is definitely in my Reidan fic, "The Stag Prince," and even then I'm not entirely sure if it's actual symbolism or if it's just a matter of being couched in the language and imagery of fairy tales, Irish folklore, and the Child Ballads. So like, throughout the story you have a lot of prevalence of the colors white, red, and black. In Irish folklore, red is considered the most magical color, because it's a pretty rare color in nature, and it's the color of fire and blood! White can also be pretty rare in nature as albinism usually makes animals more vulnerable to predators and whatnot. Red kind of naturally made its way in there because Aedan's a ginger, so it made sense that most of the animals he would turn into would be red. Of course, the stag being his favored form is because we consider stags both cthonic animals and symbols of virility. But like... I don't know if this was on purpose or if I just wanted to create a visual callback to Aedan's freckles, but I write the stag as being dappled--first a red stag dappled with white at the beginning, then a white stag dappled with red for the Wild Hunt. And like, we all know deer/elk only have spots when they're babies, so I was kind of leaning into the concept of neoteny as also a sort of indicator of magic--that Aedan, as an adult stag, shouldn't have spots, so his spots are an indicator that he's a ~magic deer!~ The White Stag bit is also meant to be a callback to English folklore and heraldry with the White Hart. There's a lot of nature-as-magic in the story, and you also see this in the mushrooms/spiders/Snow White scene which, clearly uses a lot of white. Lowkey I wish I knew more about Mycelium at the time I wrote that part, because god, the visual overlap between cobwebs and mycelium is RIGHT THERE.

Basically looking back on this story, it's basically soft romantic fairy tail fluff as a thin rice paper wrapping around me with a megaphone yelling "FAIRY TALES ARE SEX AND DEATH." And like, it's not like I wasn't aware of that at the time I was writing it--after all, another major inspiration of that was the Child Ballads, which have a significant amount of sex in them, so there's a noticeable amount of innuendo in it--Rei doing the Action Skirt Rip, the silly "You have to ride me" exchange, Rei taking hold of Aedan's antlers, Aedan feeling Rei's bare legs tighten at his flanks--and they're doing this to join the wild hunt, which is like... this terrifying procession of ghosts and fairies and monsters, lead by the Dullahan, an omen of death, the fact that they're both doing this because Aedan sought to give up his immortality for love. So... sex and death.

There are also several song callbacks in that fic--Rei's Action Skirt Rip is kind of an homage to Child Ballad 39: Tam Lin's "Janet has kilted her green kirtle aboon her knee" but the white dress she's wearing in the wild hunt is inspired by the Decemberists' Hazards of Love, "My true love went riding out in white and green and gray." Also the witch knots and the spiders webs in the Snow White scene are a callback to the spellbreaking tasks in Child Ballad 6: Willie's Lady (Who was it who undid the 9 witch-knots tangled in amongst his lady's locks?/Who was it split the silken thread the spider stretched all beneath his Lady's bed?)

So like... I don't know how much of it was symbolism and how much of it was just being its own visual and narrative language, but it's mostly me throwing myself into these historic storytelling genres and tropes to tell a story with my beloved kids, and I had an absolute blast doing it, and looking back I still have a soft spot for the story. Even now I can tell it was something I very much wrote for myself, and I'm like "Aw, thank you, Me."

[ranebowstitches]

Actual Ghost Footage (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)

A Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley/John ‘Soap’ MacTavish fic by @myshinyworld and @ranebowstitches

Johnny and Simon are Soap and Ghost, two YouTubers who just want to film their ghost hunts and maybe find the proof that ghosts are real.

Or at least, that's what Soap wants.

Ghost knows that spirits are real, has been seeing them his whole life. He just wants to keep Soap safe, to do whatever he can to keep the man he loves at his side.

It's not like he'll have to deal with talking about the spirits he sees, the many fans of their channel, or a wedding.

Right?

Read on ao3: Here!

Tags under cut~

Youtuber AU, Ghost Hunter AU, Bottom Simon "Ghost" Riley, Top John "Soap" MacTavish, Civilian AU, Fluff and Smut, Ghosts, Domestic Bliss, Marriage Proposal, Marriage, Lingerie, Kilts, Romance, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Rimming, Voyeurism, Soap has a big family, OC family members - Freeform, Threesome - M/M/M, Threesome between Soap Ghost and A Ghost, Ghost Sex, Body Worship, Lube, Ectoplasm as cum, Ghost sees ghosts, Ghost is both a wife and a Wife Guy, Weddings, Wedding Planning, Honeymoon, Wedding Night, Virginity Kink, Enthusiastic Consent