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Besties, holy fuck.

A vineyard tour, three wines, and that entire platter of food just for me: €35.

also a cat friend who wants the ham from my plate.

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@frizox you see the vision

if malta inspires me to write anything it'll be Joe's ongoing war with the fucking pigeons outside his favourite cafe. one pigeon in particular he'll name Little Boots, both because the pigeon annoys him, but also because Joe has always enjoyed himself annoying booker by calling Napoleon nicknames he never held in real life and he sees no reason to stop now that booker's decided to be a bastard about things. he and little boots deserve each other. little boots has to stop shitting on Joe's shoes in an effort to steal Joe's imqaret though before Joe does something they'll both regret (Joe will do nothing to this pigeon but plot darkly. Nicky will listen patiently and absolutely not laughing behind his eyes, Yusuf, how could you ever accuse him so?). ultimately Joe will lean over their fragrant glasses of Maltese coffee for a kiss and little boots will be victorious in stealing the last sticky end of his imqaret, but tomorrow - tomorrow, Joe will get him.

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best friends to lovers is only good if theyre still best friends while theyre lovers

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if malta inspires me to write anything it'll be Joe's ongoing war with the fucking pigeons outside his favourite cafe. one pigeon in particular he'll name Little Boots, both because the pigeon annoys him, but also because Joe has always enjoyed himself annoying booker by calling Napoleon nicknames he never held in real life and he sees no reason to stop now that booker's decided to be a bastard about things. he and little boots deserve each other. little boots has to stop shitting on Joe's shoes in an effort to steal Joe's imqaret though before Joe does something they'll both regret (Joe will do nothing to this pigeon but plot darkly. Nicky will listen patiently and absolutely not laughing behind his eyes, Yusuf, how could you ever accuse him so?). ultimately Joe will lean over their fragrant glasses of Maltese coffee for a kiss and little boots will be victorious in stealing the last sticky end of his imqaret, but tomorrow - tomorrow, Joe will get him.

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if you’re not into some dumb embarrassing shit you’re not living your truth

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"that's oddly specific!" i live in a world of such detail it would melt your mind

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seeing Marwan with curls speaking multiple languages with blood on his face

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"major corporations are responsible for most of climate change" and "labels and packaging deliberately obfuscate negative impacts of food and clothing on the environment" and "social media marketing/amazon are necessary evils for a lot of modern-day small business owners unfollowing/not using the platform harms them" and even "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" are all true but idk they do not absolve you from the responsibility to try

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when you think something is a universal experience and it ain't

i was talking to @emptyinnermost last night and i said i have that thing where the roots of my hair hurt when I move it the wrong way.

she had no idea what i was talking about, this has never happened to her.

i think it happens when it dries in a certain direction and then you move it in the other direction? but i don't really know.

anyway, please tell me if i'm the only freak this happens to or if other people have also experienced this.

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i want to Eat this man

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love that in the wickedverse, this poor 12 year old is just stuck in the middle of the most insane dyke drama Oz has ever seen

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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i have a favorite tweet of the year already

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Luca Marinelli for Giorgio Armani 📸

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I think I'm more mushroom than person rn