#kills you kills you kills u kills you kills you murders you kills you kills you

[rawmeknockout]

Hello gorgeous beautiful creature I am enraptured by your swagger and I humbly request that you may pretty please with a cherry on top write something where an autobot reader seduces their way out of being experimented on by shockwave (headcanon: shockwave is touch starved and learns that illogically, he appreciates being touched, and autobot reader shows him how logical it really is to listen to ur body)

THAMK U MWAH (　＾ω＾)🤗❤️💗💓🥰 💋 😘

“My, my,” You struggle to keep your voice level as Shockwave, lead Decepticon scientist and murderer of millions of Autobots, approaches you. “Your gun is so much bigger up close, Shockwave.” You purr his designation, leveling him with your best smolder. His optic remains impassive, as he takes you firmly by the arm, nodding the genericons away.

They eagerly skitter out of the lab, leaving you to a fate worse than death. Not that you had any hope of them helping you, but even a slim chance that Shockwave would choose a grunt as a test subject over you is better than no chance. When you agreed to be a decoy for Optimus’ latest plan, you didn’t really think one of the consequences would be ‘Shockwave’s newest test subject’. Even being dragged in front of Megatron, laughed at, and then summarily executed would be better than this.

You know of some of the reports spec ops had on Shockwave, the things he’s rumored to have done to Autobot prisoners. Of course, as the Autobot forces dwindled, those rumors started to become few and far between. But the graphic details, things cadets would whisper about in warning, have never left your processor.

He all but drags you over to his main work station, the stains of past experiments still stubborn reminders across the metal slab. You’ve got to work quickly if you want to get out of this.

“Don’t be cold,” You coo, pressing your servos to the wide metal of his upper arm in a desperate bid for his attention, followed by a blatant show of sizing him up with half-lidded optics, “Aren’t you lonely in here, mech? We all have to listen to our frames. What they really want,” You press your moving derma to the side of his helm, even as he tries to pull away, letting your glossa flick across the warm metal where any other mech’s jaw would be, “Who they really want.”

Despite his servo on your elbow joint, and a very operational gun literally attached to him, Shockwave makes no further attempt to stop you from pressing close to his frame; your chassis fitting against his side like a puzzle piece. His optic casts downward indifferently, but you can see the way it trails up your leg to your pelvic plating.

“It’s so cold in the brig,” You press a servo flat to the polished glass covering his chest, “But your frame is so warm.”

Shockwave suddenly makes a sound like a radio tower crashing to the ground, the air filled with the sound of static and metal crunching as his frame seizes up. You almost jump away from him, if not for his servo also seizing and holding you in place by the arm. Oh, Primus, you’ve killed him. You’ve killed him and Megatron will have you immediately executed. You try to meet his optic, but even that is unfocused and glitching.

It’s a few tense moments before you assume everything is okay, before he seems to regain control of his frame. The lab is quiet, only the sound of his fans working overtime and the drip of chemicals being filtered. Shockwave doesn’t meet your optics, looking at the furthest wall, nor does he move to release your arm. Something heavy and weary overcomes his countenance, what little he has; a beleaguered resignation.

“I just overloaded.”

[kleptozoology]

I stand with the Jews

I am not going to be silent in the face of hate. I will not be quiet when terrorism is cheered and celebrated. I changed like I hope you all one day change. I used to blindly hate them like the rest of you, but making one Jewish friend and talking to them about their religion and culture made me see the beautiful tapestry of their history. I also learned of the tears in the fabric where the world tried to cut their thread short. But they survived every single extermination campaign against them, and they will survive this one too. Their children will walk on the bones of your dead empires. They always have, they always will. You will never succeed in killing them all or driving them into hiding. And one day this failed attempt at their annihilation will be a holiday where they toast your failure. They did it with the Romans and the Greeks and the Egyptians and everyone else. This isn't about Palestine and it never has been. I see through you. You may have fooled yourselves but you don't fool me. I stand against you by their side. So drown this post in the water filter. Screenshot it. Share it. I am not fucking afraid of you. You have found my everything blog, so dig through it and root through my kinks and everything I've shared. Display it as proof that my words are not true. It will not make me back down. I am their ally and I will not turn a blind eye in the face of hate. I wish you were still capable of feeling shame, that you were still capable of looking in the mirror and seeing what you have become, but I have seen that you sacrificed that on the alter of blind hatred. The Palestinian people are suffering because YOU support the terrorists oppressing them. If Hamas returned all the innocent civilians they kidnapped, the war would end today. Instead you cheer as they torture and rape and murder, not just Jews, but their own people. Anyone who doesn't support Hamas will be killed by Hamas. I'm done with this post. Have fun screenshotting it. I will take your water filter as a badge of honor. Oh, and for my longer posts you can replace the "u" in the tumblr url with a "p" and it will screenshot the whole post including replies and tags. Just want to make it easier for you to assassinate my character. Your boos mean nothing to me, for I have seen what makes you cheer. Rot. All of you.

[npookie0]

i ADORE your writing <33 are u fine with doing hc for all of the li's about a reader who casually talks about the most insane things happening in their past

Unhinged Storyteller.

KC! X reader talking about the craziest stories like it's a normal Thursday, headcanons (really short cause school is hunting me)

Cws: minor spoilers for killer chat

Ronin

He finds it amusing, the way you talk about the most horrific things with such ease, it's the funniest thing for him.

"And then what? You got kidnapped and almost sold?" He asked while you were telling him about another wild story. "Yeah actually." You replied and went on with your story. Ronin has never laughed so loud in a call with you before.

Sometimes it was concerning to him, the ease that you shared things that for most would be traumatic made him feel baffled.

Ronin jokes that you should write stories based on your life rather than his kills, it would be way more interesting. "Nah, it'd feel like 2014 wattpad stories." You'd reply and go on with the story time.

Angel

It's concerning to her, your past, the things that happened to you, she's not sure if she should be happy that you share it with her or worried about your mental state.

Even if worried, she loves to watch you as you talk about the most unhinged things, watching your body language when you describe something like attempted murder or almost falling of a cliff because it was collapsing when you stepped on it.

"Sweetie, maybe we should get some movie producers involved to record a movie based on your life?" She asked jokingly. "I don't know if making a movie about a kid almost getting buried alive would sell as an idea." You sighed dramatically. "People are so tasteless." She chuckled at your reaction and ruffled your hair. "I'm always willing to listen"

Sometimes, when your stories aren't making her question your mental health or how even are you still alive, but are just unhinged she'd write them down to read to herself later and imagine a younger you in these situations.

Misaki

Their jaw reaches the floor every time you tell them something that sounds like the worst horror with a smile on your face and they just look at you with widened eyes.

"Omg babe, you're totally a fanfic main character, you know the I was sold to One Direction type of story." They said when you were telling them about the one time a popular popstar tried to take you to their country when you were a teenager.

Misaki is wheezing whenever you tell them what you did in these situations, or you tell her about the other person's reaction. "Oh my god, you're such a stupid goofball."

Sometimes they just stare at you blankly while they're trying to process what you just told them, then they need to walk in a circle around the room to just understand whatever you went through in your past.

V

"You're certainly very open about this topic." Was the only thing he said when he heard your stories for the first time, at first he took it as fiction, something for your creative writing.

Once he realised that what you were telling him was real he stared to watch you closer, look for any shifts in your behaviour, but he found nothing. You were just talking about the most insane things that a person could imagine like they were a regular occurrence to you.

He grew more concerned with each story, furrowing his brows when he heard about the way you were treated or the events that happened to you.

Most of the time he tried to not believe in your stories, tried to suppress them in his mind, but then he found himself rethinking them, looking back at the this you told him and considering how they shaped you, certainly not that greatly if you were so unbothered while talking about them, or they were so heavy that you mind tried to shape them into a casual topic of conversation? He decided to be more watchful around you, to look for whatever signs of your past troubling you in your actions.

[armandistrans]

adding onto the post i made this blog for:

armand and daniel with their little ponies.

[kevindavidday]

idk why i remember the detail so clearly but when jean moved in with the girls initially they told him which cleaning supplies/chemicals don't mix together and it's just stuck in my brain. he's going to mix them. i dread.

[catgirljaneway]

Voy + Textposts 17, Special ParisKim Showcase

(Voy + Textposts 16) + (Voy + Textposts 18)

[what-have-i-unleashed]

mtt(poly) headcanon #2

out of the three, killer is the most online person. he has so many accounts for many multiverse social media platforms. his timeline is cat photos and videos, interspersed with the most random homicidal vague-posting.

killer has been banned so many times because some users realized he's a wanted terrorist and reported his accounts. but he just creates a new one and jumps back into the chaos because he's a gossip-hungry teenage girl in spirit.

dust thinks social media is a waste of time. his phone is a brick with only call and message options. he's an luddite old man like that. he's the one unironically asking "what's ligma".

would it be super funny if killer recruits horror to the group through social media lmao? horror and his brother are living in another more peaceful universe (courtesy of core frisk). horror uses some social media. one day he decides to try dating apps so he downloads one. he's really digging this cute-looking sans, a bit plain-looking but his profile is a riot. they chat for a while and decide to meet somewhere nice. turns out it's killer catfishing as dust to stave his boredom (he also does this to lure people in then kills them for fun). fortunately, horror is funny and charismatic and a bit insane, so killer says "hey wanna join me and boytoy" and the rest is history.

[puppetmaster13u]

You know what I need for a DCxDP crossover

Alternate timeline ghost/realms Batman who may or may not have become a god of family adopting the entirety of Amity Park. Like every single liminal or ghost, they're his kids now. Sure they have human parents in the living realm too, but they're all developing cores and need a realms parent too.

[buccellato]

Vash is actually very lucky his brother is just regular evil and not Annoying Dumbass Sibling evil because he just has to deal with murder instead of having to finally give up and block his brother's phone number after a long and agonizing argument that stretched out over the past 6 months only for him to get on a bus the next day for a 14 hour ride and have everyone else's phones ding up with a message all at once which results in the other riders giving him A Look and the person sitting next to him going "erm, is this you? :/" and showing him this image

[devourable]

I feel like the only way to get Sterling to really show up and show out romantically is if someone else is pursuing you. Like, getting him to show affection is like pulling teeth normally but let someone else flirt with you or have a crush on you or in any way seem like a threat to your relationship and now it's a big bouquet of roses delivered to you in class and similar big gestures for everyone to see. Sterling does not understand romance but he does understand competition!

so i read this and at first thought "most people fear sterling too much to pursue his darling" but when i wondered how itd be if someone DIDN'T care ab sterling's bs and pursued his darling anyway. imagine sterling having another rival but theyre a love rival instead of an academic one. he'll get so fucking angry when he sees someone beneath him able to court you so easily while he struggles just trying to hold your hand.

so he absolutely would be more affectionate purely for the competition. they gave you a rose? sterling's shoving a whole bouquet in your face the next day (and he totally did NOT spend hours studying flower language so he could carefully pick which ones made up the bouquet based on their meanings). you got asked out on a dinner date? now you're getting dragged to the most upscale restaurant in the city, the entire venue so it's just you and sterling. he's going to make you wear his jackets/hoodies when you go outside, walk with you everywhere with his hand down your back pocket and make a show out of how you're with him, not some nobody that was stupid enough to think they were worth anything to what's his. he'll turn into a better boyfriend out of pure spite and he'll make sure to remind you of how grateful you should be for it. don't tease him about it though bc he will stop out of spite too LOL

[rosenzcrantz]

i LOVE enjoying morally questionable / depraved characters i LOVE not attaching my enjoyment of a character to what they do do morally i LOVE not defending their objectively terrible deeds and acknowledging them as part of their character i LOVE fully engaging with a characters moral flaws instead of either 1. finding them disgusting or 2. handwaving them off

[mrmeepsmadmind]

idw bumblebee and prowl shouldve broke up bcs he wouldnt stop 𝚊sking prowl to pause his report for just one lil astrosec so he can change his various pastel colored pens while making his cute little aesthetically pretty for no reason & very time - consuming notes with big colorful fonts & cute designs real quick

also another thought abt annoying ass bb trying to make running a literal planet cotteque so he doesn't go crazy bcs hes now a politician when all he ever wanted was to deliver mail & smile & wave at bots who call him cute ---

bee: 𝚠heeljack, im so sorry about this but do you mind repeating the time-stakingly long introduction, instruments, research references, modules, hypothesis, counter thesis, procedures, analysis, second - retrial, results, & explanation that you just spent 700000 earth hours saying because i was busy drawing a cute little bee in the corner of my notes please :] ?

wheeljack:

idw bee trying to run a planet that fucking hates him is just rlly funny to me, especially since everyone views bee as the goody character who everyone loves & he views himself as that & then they finally win this consuming war & he can reap his rewards of being loved without holding a gun & no one fucking likes him. hes even getting on his own old team's nerves & not in the loveable scamp way but the get the fuck out of my face way

[queernarchy]

the irony of nat going out for hours every single day to hunt food for a group of girls who do absolutely nothing but sit around and hallucinate all day only for the same girls who have never hunted a day in their lives to not even hesitate in grabbing spears and weapons to hunt her

[get-along-little-khornedoggie]

some more old art; phil just saw a bunch of bookshelves he could steal

[americankimchi]

realizing my recent jason posts makes it sound like i hate his character when that could not be farther from the truth. i love my unhinged toxic self sabotaging king. he has so many problems and over half of them are directly his doing. watching people grind down his sharp edges until he's a misunderstood softboy is what gets me up in arms like leave him alone he's doing absolutely horrible things to himself and everyone around him and you're going 2 accept that buddy!!

[andrewknightley]

i cant believe this MINTHARA forced me to a rest in my no-sleep durge run