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rosellabascomacapinlac · 3 months ago
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Oh Jesus Christ, Today I am so pissy.
I am never be happy, everyone hates me even I am sick mental disability. I was being hated and they want to be a fucking mommy sex toy and I was forced to get fucked by the horny rubbish filthy ogre. Buwisit! Why people wants to marry then wants to accept the shit pest men and give birth horrible looking babies.
Don’t dominate my life, Pedophile Xenophile parasite asshole, you are a filthy pig! I am not your fucking breedable trophy wife
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strawberrywoman · 1 month ago
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Hatred I have for you
like a lamb’s severed leg
turned black by the insects and their writhing spawn
baking and oozing in the hot, hot sun.
You disgust me,
like most people
selfish, gluttonous
cowardly, oily, filthy leeches
suckling at the stiff of an old, dead dog.
Stumble to me in sweat and liquor,
and ask me for a dollar.
Your hair, limp with grease and damp, wet,
curls over your brow to pierce pinholes in your eyes
and you do not care,
for you do not see.
Swine, to be slaughtered
that’s what you are!
I’ll kill you, and bleed you, and eat you up
with baked beans and black oil.
Your hot fat will drip from my chin,
your only remnant that to dust shall return
as it seeps in the caked crust of the earth.
Like the lamb’s severed leg
like the dog
like the leeches
like the black,
black
oil.
Oil to be drilled, and with you in it.
I’ll suck the land dry wit my red iron straw
like a milkshake I will drink you up,
and I will burp you like gas.
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ultimateplaylistmaker · 2 months ago
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Kokichi is obviously pescatarian and if you disagree-
wait it autocorrected to proletarian thats MUCH funnier
Anyways Kokichi is OBVIOUSLY the leader of the proletarian as he rejects the filthy community and works as a dictator in service to the people in the name of equality. We must all help COMRADE KOKICHI SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION FROM TEAM DANGANRONPA as Shuichi realizes in the final chapter by rejecting the bougie lies of never escaping the killing game, and thus capitalism, to try and make put back on his yoke of oppression and is only foiled by the rejection of the independent self over the needs of the state.
The entire game is just communist propaganda and if you failed to realize that Kokichi is actually just in universe karl marx telling the cast of danganronpa and the audience to cast off their chains and seize the means of the killing game to instead serve the masses instead of the bourgeois, we must free our common man from the killing gulag, and end team danganronpa's swine capitalist game show.
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ryin-silverfish · 1 year ago
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Chapter 19: Pearls before Swine
-Pigsy started off the chapter with a long poem about his backstory, full of internal alchemy jargons that were mostly explained in the footnotes. So, instead of going into details, I'm just gonna talk about the general idea of "Reversal" in internal alchemy, namely, the reversal from Houtian("Post-Heaven") to Xiantian("Pre-Heaven").
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-The trigram on the left of this picture is the Xiantian Trigram, aka Fuxi's Trigram, while the one on the right, the Houtian Trigram, aka King Wen's Trigram. Notice how in the former, the north and south position is occupied by Qian and Kun (Heaven and Earth), while in the latter, it's Li and Kan (Fire and Water)?
-Well, according to internal alchemy theory, the "Qian" of the Xiantian Trigram represents the primodial state of human existence, where the Spiritual Mind(元神) and Vital Energy(元气, or Qi) are one. Separated after birth, they morph into the "Li" and "Kan" of the Houtian Trigram, after the middle "⚊" in "☰", representing Vital Energy, switches place with the middle "⚋" in "☷" and causes the Spiritual Mind to become Yin-aligned.
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-Cultivation is supposed to reverse the Li-Kan of Houtian back to the Qian-Kun of Xiantian through the fusing of the Spiritual Mind and Vital Energy, granting practitioners immortality in the process. Thus, the allusion to the "Li-dragon" and "Kan-tiger" in the poem.
-On a tangentially related note, according to the Book of Changes(周易), the Kan trigram is represented by the pig, which is but another example of the long-lasting tradition of associating pigs with the Water element in ancient Chinese culture.
-Fast forward to Pigsy officially joining the group: his religious name, Zhu Eight Rules, could be a reference to the 8 Buddhist prohibitions against killing, lying, stealing, sexual debauchery, indulgence in luxury, drinking, dancing and music, and eating out of regular hours.
-However, if we look at the sentence before that, Tripitaka states that Pigsy had "not eaten the five forbidden viands and the three undesirable foods"(五荤三厌). The first 5 refers to the Buddhist dietry restriction against five sorts of pungent vegetables, while the 3 undesirable foods are Daoist prohibitions against the consumption of wild geese, dogs, and fish/turtle.
-Personal story—I first read the full JTTW novel while hospitalized, and still vividly remembered how the book I borrowed from the nurse happened to be missing several pages in the Crow's Nest Master section. Anyways, who is this guy that popped out of nowhere just to give Tripitaka the Heart Sutra and make digs at his disciples?
-He appeared to be an amalgation of two figures:
1) The "Bird's Nest Master" recorded in the Buddhist history compendium 五灯会元, who lived atop a pine tree in Hang Zhou and was visited by the famous poet Bai Juyi. After Bai voiced some rather reasonable safety concerns about the whole "living on a tree" thing, he retorted that the poet was in an even more dangerous situation, sth sth being an official of the court is like amidst flames sth.
2) The filthy, sickly man who appeared in Xuanzang's biography, 大慈恩寺三藏法师传, and taught him the Heart Sutra in return for the monk's kindness, which would later ward him from demons and ghosts during the crossing of the desert.
-It's kinda fun to imagine him as an actual cultivated crow, working to attain Buddhahood, tho.
@journeythroughjourneytothewest
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corrunuptia · 3 days ago
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@yellowfingcr
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                                           footsteps hurried behind great wooden doors. the crackling of the flames along the stone walls. the wind howling fiercely, biting cold at this time of year. all of these sounds clear like ice over a pointless cacophony of speech.
‘ we need act swiftly, commander francis. ‘tis well known now that unrest in yharnam is building. the bridge to cainhurst should be closed with all due haste, to avoid insurgents stoking the lower classes. ’
‘ and leave us without the grain and foodstuffs that sustain us through winter? let us not act foolishly and mobilize precious troops in fear of mere rabble- ’
‘ then are we to wait for a revolution, like crabs in a boiling pot? ’
the argument goes on and on around the long table. annalise sits at one end, head resting on her hand, her attention entirely elsewhere. her ministers quabble ceaselessly - why, if she does not stop them, she fears they could continue going until they both died of old age. she then reconsiders this fact: if they keep her locked in this parley hall one more hour, she will have them both killed.
of course, there would be unrest in yharnam. mere mortals, partaking of a holiness they do not deserve, playing house with the children of gods. they are fools to the one - even the creature that brought to her the delightful blood that awakened the great powers of her line. for what devil or witch was ever so great as the first queen herself, whose burning ichor flowed in these veins, the great mother of phtumeru? to think it was that filthy betrayer who brought it before her.
annalise’s disinterest begets the attention of the young lord annenkov, son of the present lieutenant of the same name. 
‘ your highness, far from me the thought of ordering you, but your thoughts on this matter would be appreciated. i simply wish to make certain your silence is not interpreted as permission to go on forever by our eloquent debaters. i am certain we all have better things to do today, yourself chiefest of all, ’ he smiles. 
proud little swine, she thinks to herself. a good looking young boy, all too ambitious for his own good in a nation where indulgence is one's right and one's death. she remembers the young lord asking her for a dance at the grand ball where he made his début, drunk with blood and the elation of her attention. she thought she had crushed his confidence under her heel sufficiently that night, but it appears it wasn’t enough. she sighs, redressing in her chair and dismissing the boy’s comment with a wave.
‘ thou wouldst do well to teach thy son some manners if he is to be welcome at our inner court, lieutenant annenkov. thy loyal service has afforded you many rights, but our patience comes at too high a price for even thee.’
a delicate hand comes to rest on her forehead, ruffling ash blonde hair.
‘ though impertinently, the young lord brings a fair point. we do not wish to spend overlong in circular discussions with no end in sight. ministers, we ask that thou maketh thy point more efficiently, should this issue arise again. how long ago hath either of thee visited the city, we must ask? the one whose thoughts we should hear on the matter is not ye, nor ourself this time. ’
annalise turns to her left. in the corner of the parley hall, nearby the great stained glass window that bathed it in green and blue, an outsider had been allowed to sit. ministers and officers alike had voiced much discontent, surely leading to the guest's silence, but annalise would not hear their complaints. this was her court, after all, and if she wished for a dog to sit on her council, so it would be - a cur would at the very least have no eyes for the throne; better than some of the rats that already spoke at the table, hungry for scraps of her power.
‘ lady heysel, thou hath sought asylum here from yharnam not too long ago, yes? if there is aught thou knowest of the situation there, we would much like to hear it. do not be shy overmuch! we have allowed thee to attend our court for this very reason.’
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bracketsoffear · 2 years ago
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The Swine Prince (Darkest Dungeon) (Blurred for body horror. Even by the standards of the Flesh, yuck.) "A hulking monster pig created by doing black magic experiments on swine. His brain is exposed, his guts are slopping out all over the floor and he attacks with a massive meat cleaver. Waits at the end of filthy warrens filled with other violent mutant pigs made from the Ancestor's experimentations. What he lacks in storyline he makes up for in sheer disgusting viscerality."
Benji (Hell Followed With Us) "In a world torn apart by a horrific man-made Flood virus that either kills or twists one into something called a Grace, Benji is a young trans man raised by the doomsday cult that created the virus. His mother elected him to join the trials become the general to their battle against the heretics of the world. He was injected with a special strain of the virus that will slowly replace his body and turn him into an ‘Angel’ with the power to control all those plagued by the Flood virus. Throughout the story Benji feels his body twisting and changing, growing massive teeth, organs moving within his body, and as much as this terrifies him and as much as he initially desires to deny virus it’s purpose—to stay ‘good’ like his late father requested—he decides to embrace the changes with the goal of taking what has been done to him and using it to hurt the cult that destroyed the world. Benji and his body scare people, enemies and allys alike. When his powers come to fruition he is able to break bones, create growths, and shape and manipulate the flesh of all those with even a dormant strain of the Flood virus within them. It’s a very fleshy story, and with the abilities, desire to inflict pain and fear, and element of choice in transformation, Benji is an excellent Flesh avatar."
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venzlenes · 6 months ago
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You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally NOT GOOD.
I know u got this off a google. I've used it before. AND U WERE WITH ME WHEN I USED IT @myguumi
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crucioslut · 11 months ago
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'You just go ahead and get some sleep, I'll be fine.'
Bellatrix's blueish blackened eyelids were as heavy as boulders, yet each time they threatened to flutter closed, her head lolling down or to the side, she fought it. Determined to remain awake and alert, no matter how loud her fatigued body cried out for rest.
The prior weeks (Or, had it been months by now?), had been entirely overtaken with long excersions, demanding battles and the kind of anxiety that drifted in and out right at the forefront, mocking as it did. The Order was consistently getting smarter and stronger, growing in numbers and power just the same. Everybody could feel it. No longer was the opposing side absorbed by fear. They'd become driven by something else and radiated confidence that for the first time was palpable.
It made Bellatrix Lestrange positively sick. She would kill all of them, if it was the last thing she ever did. One-by-one, slowly and exquisitely. And when she was finished slaughtering the swine, she would collect all of their filthy heads and present them to her Master. She would make him proud. Just as she always had.
The Death Eaters who remained faithful to the cause all of these years later were tired. They were overworked and losing faith. This was the unspoken truth.
The two witches found asylum in a leaky cave. Hidden away following a particularly intense ambush by the order, resulting in the women losing the rest of their camp as they all fled in different directions. They found cover in the mean time, waiting for Lucius, Dolohov and the others to return and taking a much needed moment's rest. Bellatrix had jumped onto a tall rock and climbed to the top of it, shining a bright purple light from the tip of her wand inspecting the surroundings they'd all occupied minutes prior, the area still piping hot with the remnants of magical war just outside of their cave.
"There's nothing I can see." Bella muttered to her daughter, intently searching for any signs of invisible traps cast by the enemy. "But those pigs are getting clever, Delphi. I don't trust it. We'll stay put until the others return." She said, hopping off the rock. "Better them than us."
At this, Bellatrix began to laugh, her cackles bouncing off the walls and echoing eerily throughout the dripping cave as she recalled her brother-in-law getting blasted right onto his ass just minutes earlier. "Knowing that uncle Lucy of yours, he will simply walk right into it without so much as checking." Bella shook her head, her laugh dying down to nothing. Her expression twisted into something most scornful and sour. "Useless thing, he is. I ought to kill him along with the rest. He's holding us back." She hissed.
Bellatrix slumped down next to her daughter on the ground, releasing a sigh she hadn't known she'd been holding in. They were already filthy and there was no point in wasting the energy casting the dirt and grime away when they'd find themselves covered once again shortly after.
Bella's eyes lazily rolled over to the member of the order that lay helpless next to them. bound and silenced by magic. The iridescent rippled vines binding the red-headed witch's wrists and ankles swirled, shining most brilliantly in waves. Still the witch gave it a good fight, attempting to scream but nothing came out. Bellatrix and Delphini both feeling the intensity of the other witch's focused wandless magic trying desperately hard to free herself, and both easily opposing and overpowering it each time.
The girl wriggled and squiggled, hysterically, attempting to do anything to free herself.
"Enough!" Bellatrix shrieked, whipping her across her face with her wand sharply, leaving behind a welt. "You should be thanking us that you're being left alive. Sit still! You're making me dizzy!"
Bella's head rest against Delphini's shoulder once their prisoner had settled, eyes threatening to shut once again. "You okay, Dove?" She muttered, yawning. A hand moving to hold onto her daughter's arm affectionately.
'You just go ahead and get some sleep, I'll be fine.' Delphini said.
But her mother's eyes widened at that, sitting back up and getting to her feet. "No." Bella said, sternly. That was not an option.
Instead, Bella paced their pretty little prisoner, speaking to her as though she'd be able to respond. "The Dark Lord won't be very happy to me if I brutalize you too badly before he's even gotten the chance to look at you..." Bella's voice was gentle and low, a tactic that drew people to her, that voice nearly warm and inviting. She leaned down and swiped her thumb over the red head's forehead to clear hair away from her face. The younger witch flinched and attempted to squirm from her touch, gazing up at the older witch in total and complete fear.
Bellatrix grinned wide, exposing teeth like a hungry wolf.
"...But I'm sure we can still have some fun."
@daughterofyourdarklord
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stickerrsssss · 6 months ago
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You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”.
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally NOT GOOD.
(I lovb yaou… this is a copy pastas🥺🥺)
This is a copy pasta??? No way!!!! I totally definitely thought you wrote all of this out by hand!!!!
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neko-naruto · 9 months ago
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i've lost my ignorance, security, and pride
Summary: Copen never did consider a karma so cruel in his journals when he'd write about the potential of his justified path coming to bite him in the ass, nor does he truly believe it when it's so viciously forced into his face by none other than Nova
Warnings: unethical surgeries, verbal degradation, Nova has something going on, check Ao3 port for full tags
Authors Note: *laughs nervously as I stare at the 2 ppl who like gunvolt on tumblr* so how do ya'll feel about toxic yaoi? cause I got toxic yaoi with a side of unethical surgeries and a title from a Nine Inch Nails song.
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"You're such a swine," Nova purred, hand firmly gripping Copen's jaw, "A filthy, worthless, pig."
Copen snarled up at him, "You're one to talk, Adept."
"You're a broken record. Adept, Adept, Adept- it's your favorite word, right up there with justice," Nova said, smug grin slanting to a cruel smirk.
"I'll tear your very heart out in the name of God," Copen threatened, tried too at least. The paralytics holding him down made it very hard to come off half as threatening as he wanted to. He just had to grit his teeth and grimace as soft hands held his face and tainted his skin.
Nove gives a single chuckle, "I doubt you could so much as scratch me in your current state." He takes a step back from Copen who struggles to reach out and claw him open, tug him and punch him, do anything to hurt him in any way possible.
He can manage seething, "I'll sooner die than watch you ruin everything."
Nova claps twice and a row of soldiers file in, "Boys, take him down to the lab, I wish to impart a gift upon him."
Copen's eyes widen as the soliders encroach on him, hands gripping his arms and legs and holding him securely to the point it hurts. The crackling purple remains to hold his joints locked in place and muscles contracted so he can do nothing but breath and take it. When enough hands have him secured, Nova claps once more and they don't hoist him up. The purple Adept leans just enough that they're at eye level, he's grinning this sickly smile that makes Copen feel ill.
"What are you going to do to me?" The hunter questioned.
Nova reaches out to run a finger from Copen's ear too his chin and tilts up, "I'm going to make you despise your very existence."
Nova shoves aside Copen who fumbles for words and writhes to the best of his ability. He watches as the Adept turns his back as he's slowly carried away, dragged on the ground.
"I want him in heavy restraints when I arrive, and I want him awake while I do it."
Copen's blood runs cold as the words sink into his paralyzed body.
-/-/-/-
All Copen can do is stare at the ceiling even after the paralytics have come down, he knows the restraints are too strong for him to break. He's been stripped of his dignity and his pride and his armor, he can't manage much of a fight physically at this point. LED lights sear his eyes as they shine down on him mockingly from the ceiling, he can see the glint of scalpels, needles, and vials from the corner of his eye.
He hears the door open and tries to turn and see it but he awkwardly hits the brace clamped over his neck. It aches from the physical struggling he tried mere moments after being locked in. The struggling earned him nothing but mocking and laughing from useless foot soldiers.
"No need to worry, I have it under control. Thank you for dealing with the first part for me."
It's Nova, he sounds as calm and collected as ever. He steps in and the door slides shut. He shrugs off his regal coat and hangs it up on the door and trades for it an apron.
"You're gonna kill me down here, while I'm vulnerable," Copen declared as Nova washed his hands and hummed a tune.
"I would never," Nova said with a faux tone of offense, he steps over to Copen's restrained form and grabs a marker, "I have something far more sinister in mind."
"You're gonna cut me open? Harvest my organs and let me live out my remaining days without them sickly and frail?" Copen questioned as Nova brought the marker to pale flesh and ran dotted lines across Copen's chest.
"Don't give me ideas now," Nova said with a light laugh as he capped the marker.
Copen took a deep breath, "Than what it is it?"
"You're a smart boy, you'll figure it out," Nova chided as he grabbed the scalpel and pressed it against skin, "This may hurt."
He pressed down and it did hurt, it was a clean type of hurting though. A simple little slice down the front of his chest, from his clavicles to the base of his rib cage. He felt his breath hitch as the pain diffused, it was quick to return when fingers pressed into the slit of flesh. He bit his tongue instead of screaming, body spasming at the unprecedented intrusion.
Nova gave a hum, "Someone doesn't like being fingered. I guess I'll open you up a bit more before we get to penetration." He laughs at his own words and Copen just feels a wave of disgust wash over him at the fact Nova is comparing this to sex. Albeit, in a very subtle and twisted way, but it's a comparison regardless.
The scalpel comes down along two more dotted lines and with one quick motion his chest opens up. He feels extremely nauseated, like he'd vomit if he had anything in his stomach. He dry heaves despite gravity working against him, he convulses and wheezes as fingers prod at his inner muscles. Tracing over the bits on his ribs and tapping his beating heart and pinching at his clavicles.
There isn't the comforting discomfort of latex either, it's just skin on flesh. The taint of an Adept's touch is being ingrained into his being with every passing second of Nova exploring his body in a very unpleasant way. His finger nails dig into his palm into Nova forces them apart with bloody hands.
"Don't hurt yourself, you don't even have reason to hate yourself yet," Nova said in a tone far too soothing for a man so sinister and cruel, but it worked. Copen relaxed, he let his body go as limp as possible because as much as he wants to defy, he knows he can't win this one. Nova grins, "You'll have plenty of reasons to hate yourself soon enough."
A needle is held high, a clear fluid fills it, and then it's plunged into Copen. Close to his heart, but not quite, narrowly missing the most vital of his organs. The glass tube rests nestled against his lung as the fluid is deposited into his body. His breathing starts to slow all the while and the prodding sensation of Nova's fingers inside of him.
Anesthetic, how kind.
Three needles are held this time, red, green, and blue. There's hesitation on Nova's face as he lays them atop Copen's rib cage and contemplates. He grabs red first, "You know, you'll be the first to have three Septima's implanted in your body."
Copen starts struggling again, "You're turning me into an Adept!?"
"I thought that was clear," Nova said smugly as he snapped his fingers, bright purple crackling across Copen once more to paralyze him. He lets a finger, dripping with blood, hover over Copen's lips. The taste of ichor rests heavy on Copen's tongue and he squirms as best he can, the terrible taste of his own blood making him feel ill. Nova smirks a bit, "Now hold still, I don't want to kill you during this process. Although, three at once may kill you in the long run."
As the first of three needles puncture his heart he passes out with a gut wrenching scream that makes even Nova feel nauseated. A rending pain running through every single vein in his body as a Septima is implanted in him. He sees Nova's smug face and a wave goodbye as he fades out of consciousness.
-/-/-/-
When he awakes he finds himself in a hospital bed with stitches running up his front and a crusty sensation coagulating near them. It makes him feel ill, even more when he hears them crackle as he sits up. A sharp sting pierces him and he tries not to hiss as a bare hand clutches at his clothed chest. He's wearing one of those hospital gowns, but the blood and puss and Septimal residue soak into it in the shape of his cuts.
"I wouldn't be moving for a while if I were you," Nova said calmly from where he stood leaning in the doorway, dressed to the nines in his usual outfit. He has a bouquet of flowers in one hand with a gaudy 'get well soon!' card attached, it makes Copen cringe.
"If it'll kill me then I'll make a point of it," Copen snarled as Nova stepped in and ever closer.
Nova chuckled lightly, "You idiot," He doesn't use anything innately insulting which is odd, he's dropped his smug I'm better than you aura. He takes a seat on the foot of Copen's bed, "You're stuck in here now, we won't let you die."
"What do you mean I'm stuck in here?" Copen asked.
Nova was so bold as to reach out and trace along the front of Copen's hospital gown, he smiled the entire time. He pressed just above the heart and Copen winced, "You're stuck with Sumeragi, your Septima's are prone to malfunctioning. They're unstable unless you're here with our technology monitoring you to keep you alive."
Copen goes wide-eyed, "What?"
"You have to stay with Sumeragi, attach yourself to a Glaive, and hope that we'll trust you to use your Septima in taking down QUILL." Nova crawls a little further up Copen's hospital bed, "That or you go out there and wait for the inevitably of a premature death."
"So I have to sit here at your beck and call like a dog or die?"
"You're a smart one, a bit slow, but smart."
If he wasn't already nauseated with how close Nova is too him at the moment he'd feel like vomiting. He goes pale he knows that much and he swears his head starts to spin.
"So," Nova begins, reaching out to touch Copen's face and now there's no divide between them. They've become equally low, Copen's been lowered forcibly to become the same dirt all Adept's are. "What'll it be?"
Copen can't answer, he just tries to look away.
Nova wrenches him back into eye contact, "Did you not hear me, filth?"
"I'll take the Glaive." He submits but he doesn't want too, he submits because he knows he'll find out how to break the leash when he can escape. Until then he'd like to stay alive long enough to shoot down the likes of Gunvolt and the rest of QUILL, even if it means working for Sumeragi.
Nova grins as he pushes himself back, "I'll get it fashioned right away, I'll make sure your armor is reminiscent of what you wore when you tried to defile my name."
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You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally NOT GOOD.
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ACT 1
Scene 1
Thunder and Lightning. Enter three Witches.
FIRST WITCH  When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain? SECOND WITCH  When the hurly-burly’s done, When the battle’s lost and won. THIRD WITCH  That will be ere the set of sun. FIRST WITCH  Where the place? SECOND WITCH  Upon the heath. THIRD WITCH  There to meet with Macbeth. FIRST WITCH  I come, Graymalkin. SECOND WITCH  Paddock calls. THIRD WITCH  Anon. ALL  Fair is foul, and foul is fair;
Hover through the fog and filthy air. They exit.
Scene 2Alarum within. Enter King Duncan, Malcolm, Donalbain, Lennox, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding Captain.
DUNCAN  What bloody man is that? He can report, As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt The newest state. MALCOLM  This is the sergeant Who, like a good and hardy soldier, fought ’Gainst my captivity.—Hail, brave friend! Say to the King the knowledge of the broil As thou didst leave it. CAPTAIN  Doubtful it stood, As two spent swimmers that do cling together And choke their art. The merciless Macdonwald (Worthy to be a rebel, for to that The multiplying villainies of nature Do swarm upon him) from the Western Isles Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied; And Fortune, on his damnèd quarrel smiling, Showed like a rebel’s whore. But all’s too weak; For brave Macbeth (well he deserves that name), Disdaining Fortune, with his brandished steel, Which smoked with bloody execution, Like Valor’s minion, carved out his passage Till he faced the slave; Which ne’er shook hands, nor bade farewell to him, Till he unseamed him from the nave to th’ chops, And fixed his head upon our battlements. DUNCAN  O valiant cousin, worthy gentleman! CAPTAIN  As whence the sun ’gins his reflection Shipwracking storms and direful thunders break, So from that spring whence comfort seemed to come Discomfort swells. Mark, King of Scotland, mark: No sooner justice had, with valor armed, Compelled these skipping kerns to trust their heels, But the Norweyan lord, surveying vantage, With furbished arms and new supplies of men, Began a fresh assault. DUNCAN  Dismayed not this our captains, Macbeth and Banquo? CAPTAIN  Yes, as sparrows eagles, or the hare the lion. If I say sooth, I must report they were As cannons overcharged with double cracks, So they doubly redoubled strokes upon the foe. Except they meant to bathe in reeking wounds Or memorize another Golgotha, I cannot tell— But I am faint. My gashes cry for help. DUNCAN  So well thy words become thee as thy wounds: They smack of honor both.—Go, get him surgeons. The Captain is led off by Attendants.
Enter Ross and Angus.
Who comes here? MALCOLM  The worthy Thane of Ross. LENNOX  What a haste looks through his eyes! So should he look that seems to speak things strange. ROSS  God save the King. DUNCAN  Whence cam’st thou, worthy thane? ROSS  From Fife, great king, Where the Norweyan banners flout the sky And fan our people cold. Norway himself, with terrible numbers, Assisted by that most disloyal traitor, The Thane of Cawdor, began a dismal conflict, Till that Bellona’s bridegroom, lapped in proof, Confronted him with self-comparisons, Point against point, rebellious arm ’gainst arm, Curbing his lavish spirit. And to conclude, The victory fell on us. DUNCAN  Great happiness! ROSS  That now Sweno, The Norways’ king, craves composition. Nor would we deign him burial of his men Till he disbursèd at Saint Colme’s Inch Ten thousand dollars to our general use. DUNCAN  No more that Thane of Cawdor shall deceive Our bosom interest. Go, pronounce his present death, And with his former title greet Macbeth. ROSS  I’ll see it done. DUNCAN 
What he hath lost, noble Macbeth hath won. They exit.
Scene 3
Thunder. Enter the three Witches.
FIRST WITCH Where hast thou been, sister? SECOND WITCH  Killing swine. THIRD WITCH  Sister, where thou? FIRST WITCH  A sailor’s wife had chestnuts in her lap And munched and munched and munched. ��Give me,” quoth I. “Aroint thee, witch,” the rump-fed runnion cries. Her husband’s to Aleppo gone, master o’ th’ Tiger; But in a sieve I’ll thither sail, And, like a rat without a tail, I’ll do, I’ll do, and I’ll do. SECOND WITCH  I’ll give thee a wind. FIRST WITCH  Th’ art kind. THIRD WITCH  And I another. FIRST WITCH  I myself have all the other, And the very ports they blow; All the quarters that they know I’ th’ shipman’s card. I’ll drain him dry as hay. Sleep shall neither night nor day Hang upon his penthouse lid. He shall live a man forbid. Weary sev’nnights, nine times nine, Shall he dwindle, peak, and pine. Though his bark cannot be lost, Yet it shall be tempest-tossed. Look what I have. SECOND WITCH  Show me, show me. FIRST WITCH  Here I have a pilot’s thumb, Wracked as homeward he did come.Drum within. THIRD WITCH  A drum, a drum! Macbeth doth come. ALL, dancing in a circle  The Weïrd Sisters, hand in hand, Posters of the sea and land, Thus do go about, about, Thrice to thine and thrice to mine And thrice again, to make up nine. Peace, the charm’s wound up.
Enter Macbeth and Banquo.
MACBETH  So foul and fair a day I have not seen. BANQUO  How far is ’t called to Forres?—What are these, So withered, and so wild in their attire, That look not like th’ inhabitants o’ th’ Earth And yet are on ’t?—Live you? Or are you aught That man may question? You seem to understand me By each at once her choppy finger laying Upon her skinny lips. You should be women, And yet your beards forbid me to interpret That you are so. MACBETH  Speak if you can. What are you? FIRST WITCH  All hail, Macbeth! Hail to thee, Thane of Glamis! SECOND WITCH  All hail, Macbeth! Hail to thee, Thane of Cawdor! THIRD WITCH  All hail, Macbeth, that shalt be king hereafter! BANQUO  Good sir, why do you start and seem to fear Things that do sound so fair?—I’ th’ name of truth, Are you fantastical, or that indeed Which outwardly you show? My noble partner You greet with present grace and great prediction Of noble having and of royal hope, That he seems rapt withal. To me you speak not. If you can look into the seeds of time And say which grain will grow and which will not, Speak, then, to me, who neither beg nor fear Your favors nor your hate. FIRST WITCH  Hail! SECOND WITCH  Hail! THIRD WITCH  Hail! FIRST WITCH  Lesser than Macbeth and greater. SECOND WITCH  Not so happy, yet much happier. THIRD WITCH  Thou shalt get kings, though thou be none. So all hail, Macbeth and Banquo! FIRST WITCH  Banquo and Macbeth, all hail! MACBETH  Stay, you imperfect speakers. Tell me more. By Sinel’s death I know I am Thane of Glamis. But how of Cawdor? The Thane of Cawdor lives A prosperous gentleman, and to be king Stands not within the prospect of belief, No more than to be Cawdor. Say from whence You owe this strange intelligence or why Upon this blasted heath you stop our way With such prophetic greeting. Speak, I charge you. Witches vanish. BANQUO  The earth hath bubbles, as the water has, And these are of them. Whither are they vanished? MACBETH  Into the air, and what seemed corporal melted, As breath into the wind. Would they had stayed! BANQUO  Were such things here as we do speak about? Or have we eaten on the insane root That takes the reason prisoner? MACBETH  Your children shall be kings. BANQUO  You shall be king. MACBETH  And Thane of Cawdor too. Went it not so? BANQUO  To th’ selfsame tune and words.—Who’s here?
Enter Ross and Angus.
ROSS  The King hath happily received, Macbeth, The news of thy success, and, when he reads Thy personal venture in the rebels’ fight, His wonders and his praises do contend Which should be thine or his. Silenced with that, In viewing o’er the rest o’ th’ selfsame day He finds thee in the stout Norweyan ranks, Nothing afeard of what thyself didst make, Strange images of death. As thick as tale Came post with post, and every one did bear Thy praises in his kingdom’s great defense, And poured them down before him. ANGUS  We are sent To give thee from our royal master thanks, Only to herald thee into his sight, Not pay thee. ROSS  And for an earnest of a greater honor, He bade me, from him, call thee Thane of Cawdor, In which addition, hail, most worthy thane, For it is thine. BANQUO  What, can the devil speak true? MACBETH  The Thane of Cawdor lives. Why do you dress me In borrowed robes? ANGUS  Who was the Thane lives yet, But under heavy judgment bears that life Which he deserves to lose. Whether he was combined With those of Norway, or did line the rebel With hidden help and vantage, or that with both He labored in his country’s wrack, I know not; But treasons capital, confessed and proved, Have overthrown him. MACBETH, aside  Glamis and Thane of Cawdor! The greatest is behind. To Ross and Angus. Thanks for your pains. Aside to Banquo. Do you not hope your children shall be kings, When those that gave the Thane of Cawdor to me Promised no less to them? BANQUO  That, trusted home, Might yet enkindle you unto the crown, Besides the Thane of Cawdor. But ’tis strange. And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, The instruments of darkness tell us truths, Win us with honest trifles, to betray ’s In deepest consequence.— Cousins, a word, I pray you.They step aside. MACBETH, aside  Two truths are told As happy prologues to the swelling act Of the imperial theme.—I thank you, gentlemen. Aside. This supernatural soliciting Cannot be ill, cannot be good. If ill, Why hath it given me earnest of success Commencing in a truth? I am Thane of Cawdor. If good, why do I yield to that suggestion Whose horrid image doth unfix my hair And make my seated heart knock at my ribs Against the use of nature? Present fears Are less than horrible imaginings. My thought, whose murder yet is but fantastical, Shakes so my single state of man That function is smothered in surmise, And nothing is but what is not. BANQUO  Look how our partner’s rapt. MACBETH, aside  If chance will have me king, why, chance may crown me Without my stir. BANQUO  New honors come upon him, Like our strange garments, cleave not to their mold But with the aid of use. MACBETH, aside  Come what come may, Time and the hour runs through the roughest day. BANQUO  Worthy Macbeth, we stay upon your leisure. MACBETH  Give me your favor. My dull brain was wrought With things forgotten. Kind gentlemen, your pains Are registered where every day I turn The leaf to read them. Let us toward the King. Aside to Banquo. Think upon what hath chanced, and at more time, The interim having weighed it, let us speak Our free hearts each to other. BANQUO  Very gladly. MACBETH 
Till then, enough.—Come, friends. They exit.
Scene 4
Flourish. Enter King Duncan, Lennox, Malcolm, Donalbain, and Attendants.
DUNCAN  Is execution done on Cawdor? Are not Those in commission yet returned? MALCOLM  My liege, They are not yet come back. But I have spoke With one that saw him die, who did report That very frankly he confessed his treasons, Implored your Highness’ pardon, and set forth A deep repentance. Nothing in his life Became him like the leaving it. He died As one that had been studied in his death To throw away the dearest thing he owed As ’twere a careless trifle. DUNCAN  There’s no art To find the mind’s construction in the face. He was a gentleman on whom I built An absolute trust.
Enter Macbeth, Banquo, Ross, and Angus.
O worthiest cousin, The sin of my ingratitude even now Was heavy on me. Thou art so far before That swiftest wing of recompense is slow To overtake thee. Would thou hadst less deserved, That the proportion both of thanks and payment Might have been mine! Only I have left to say, More is thy due than more than all can pay. MACBETH  The service and the loyalty I owe In doing it pays itself. Your Highness’ part Is to receive our duties, and our duties Are to your throne and state children and servants, Which do but what they should by doing everything Safe toward your love and honor. DUNCAN  Welcome hither. I have begun to plant thee and will labor To make thee full of growing.—Noble Banquo, That hast no less deserved nor must be known No less to have done so, let me enfold thee And hold thee to my heart. BANQUO  There, if I grow, The harvest is your own. DUNCAN  My plenteous joys, Wanton in fullness, seek to hide themselves In drops of sorrow.—Sons, kinsmen, thanes, And you whose places are the nearest, know We will establish our estate upon Our eldest, Malcolm, whom we name hereafter The Prince of Cumberland; which honor must Not unaccompanied invest him only, But signs of nobleness, like stars, shall shine On all deservers.—From hence to Inverness And bind us further to you. MACBETH  The rest is labor which is not used for you. I’ll be myself the harbinger and make joyful The hearing of my wife with your approach. So humbly take my leave. DUNCAN  My worthy Cawdor. MACBETH, aside  The Prince of Cumberland! That is a step On which I must fall down or else o’erleap, For in my way it lies. Stars, hide your fires; Let not light see my black and deep desires. The eye wink at the hand, yet let that be Which the eye fears, when it is done, to see. He exits. DUNCAN  True, worthy Banquo. He is full so valiant, And in his commendations I am fed: It is a banquet to me.—Let’s after him, Whose care is gone before to bid us welcome.
It is a peerless kinsman. Flourish. They exit.
Scene 5Enter Macbeth’s Wife, alone, with a letter.
LADY MACBETH, reading the letter  They met me in the day of success, and I have learned by the perfect’st report they have more in them than mortal knowledge. When I burned in desire to question them further, they made themselves air, into which they vanished. Whiles I stood rapt in the wonder of it came missives from the King, who all-hailed me “Thane of Cawdor,” by which title, before, these Weïrd Sisters saluted me and referred me to the coming on of time with “Hail, king that shalt be.” This have I thought good to deliver thee, my dearest partner of greatness, that thou might’st not lose the dues of rejoicing by being ignorant of what greatness is promised thee. Lay it to thy heart, and farewell. Glamis thou art, and Cawdor, and shalt be What thou art promised. Yet do I fear thy nature; It is too full o’ th’ milk of human kindness To catch the nearest way. Thou wouldst be great, Art not without ambition, but without The illness should attend it. What thou wouldst highly, That wouldst thou holily; wouldst not play false And yet wouldst wrongly win. Thou ’dst have, great Glamis, That which cries “Thus thou must do,” if thou have it, And that which rather thou dost fear to do, Than wishest should be undone. Hie thee hither, That I may pour my spirits in thine ear And chastise with the valor of my tongue All that impedes thee from the golden round, Which fate and metaphysical aid doth seem To have thee crowned withal. Enter Messenger.
What is your tidings? MESSENGER  The King comes here tonight. LADY MACBETH  Thou ’rt mad to say it. Is not thy master with him, who, were ’t so, Would have informed for preparation? MESSENGER  So please you, it is true. Our thane is coming. One of my fellows had the speed of him, Who, almost dead for breath, had scarcely more Than would make up his message. LADY MACBETH  Give him tending. He brings great news.Messenger exits. The raven himself is hoarse That croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan Under my battlements. Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full Of direst cruelty. Make thick my blood. Stop up th’ access and passage to remorse, That no compunctious visitings of nature Shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between Th’ effect and it. Come to my woman’s breasts And take my milk for gall, you murd’ring ministers, Wherever in your sightless substances You wait on nature’s mischief. Come, thick night, And pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell, That my keen knife see not the wound it makes, Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark To cry “Hold, hold!”
Enter Macbeth.
Great Glamis, worthy Cawdor, Greater than both by the all-hail hereafter! Thy letters have transported me beyond This ignorant present, and I feel now The future in the instant. MACBETH  My dearest love, Duncan comes here tonight. LADY MACBETH  And when goes hence? MACBETH  Tomorrow, as he purposes. LADY MACBETH  O, never Shall sun that morrow see! Your face, my thane, is as a book where men May read strange matters. To beguile the time, Look like the time. Bear welcome in your eye, Your hand, your tongue. Look like th’ innocent flower, But be the serpent under ’t. He that’s coming Must be provided for; and you shall put This night’s great business into my dispatch, Which shall to all our nights and days to come Give solely sovereign sway and masterdom. MACBETH  We will speak further. LADY MACBETH  Only look up clear. To alter favor ever is to fear.
Leave all the rest to me. They exit.
Scene 6
Hautboys and Torches. Enter King Duncan, Malcolm, Donalbain, Banquo, Lennox, Macduff, Ross, Angus, and Attendants.
DUNCAN  This castle hath a pleasant seat. The air Nimbly and sweetly recommends itself Unto our gentle senses. BANQUO  This guest of summer, The temple-haunting martlet, does approve, By his loved mansionry, that the heaven’s breath Smells wooingly here. No jutty, frieze, Buttress, nor coign of vantage, but this bird Hath made his pendant bed and procreant cradle. Where they most breed and haunt, I have observed, The air is delicate.
Enter Lady Macbeth.
DUNCAN  See, see our honored hostess!— The love that follows us sometime is our trouble, Which still we thank as love. Herein I teach you How you shall bid God ’ild us for your pains And thank us for your trouble. LADY MACBETH  All our service, In every point twice done and then done double, Were poor and single business to contend Against those honors deep and broad wherewith Your Majesty loads our house. For those of old, And the late dignities heaped up to them, We rest your hermits. DUNCAN  Where’s the Thane of Cawdor? We coursed him at the heels and had a purpose To be his purveyor; but he rides well, And his great love, sharp as his spur, hath helped him To his home before us. Fair and noble hostess, We are your guest tonight. LADY MACBETH  Your servants ever Have theirs, themselves, and what is theirs in compt To make their audit at your Highness’ pleasure, Still to return your own. DUNCAN  Give me your hand. Taking her hand. Conduct me to mine host. We love him highly And shall continue our graces towards him.
By your leave, hostess. They exit.
Scene 7
Hautboys. Torches. Enter a Sewer and divers Servants with dishes and service over the stage. Then enter Macbeth.
MACBETH  If it were done when ’tis done, then ’twere well It were done quickly. If th’ assassination Could trammel up the consequence and catch With his surcease success, that but this blow Might be the be-all and the end-all here, But here, upon this bank and shoal of time, We’d jump the life to come. But in these cases We still have judgment here, that we but teach Bloody instructions, which, being taught, return To plague th’ inventor. This even-handed justice Commends th’ ingredience of our poisoned chalice To our own lips. He’s here in double trust: First, as I am his kinsman and his subject, Strong both against the deed; then, as his host, Who should against his murderer shut the door, Not bear the knife myself. Besides, this Duncan Hath borne his faculties so meek, hath been So clear in his great office, that his virtues Will plead like angels, trumpet-tongued, against The deep damnation of his taking-off; And pity, like a naked newborn babe Striding the blast, or heaven’s cherubin horsed Upon the sightless couriers of the air, Shall blow the horrid deed in every eye, That tears shall drown the wind. I have no spur To prick the sides of my intent, but only Vaulting ambition, which o’erleaps itself And falls on th’ other—
Enter Lady Macbeth.
How now, what news? LADY MACBETH  He has almost supped. Why have you left the chamber? MACBETH  Hath he asked for me? LADY MACBETH  Know you not he has? MACBETH  We will proceed no further in this business. He hath honored me of late, and I have bought Golden opinions from all sorts of people, Which would be worn now in their newest gloss, Not cast aside so soon. LADY MACBETH  Was the hope drunk Wherein you dressed yourself? Hath it slept since? And wakes it now, to look so green and pale At what it did so freely? From this time Such I account thy love. Art thou afeard To be the same in thine own act and valor As thou art in desire? Wouldst thou have that Which thou esteem’st the ornament of life And live a coward in thine own esteem, Letting “I dare not” wait upon “I would,” Like the poor cat i’ th’ adage? MACBETH  Prithee, peace. I dare do all that may become a man. Who dares do more is none. LADY MACBETH  What beast was ’t, then, That made you break this enterprise to me? When you durst do it, then you were a man; And to be more than what you were, you would Be so much more the man. Nor time nor place Did then adhere, and yet you would make both. They have made themselves, and that their fitness now Does unmake you. I have given suck, and know How tender ’tis to love the babe that milks me. I would, while it was smiling in my face, Have plucked my nipple from his boneless gums And dashed the brains out, had I so sworn as you Have done to this. MACBETH  If we should fail— LADY MACBETH  We fail? But screw your courage to the sticking place And we’ll not fail. When Duncan is asleep (Whereto the rather shall his day’s hard journey Soundly invite him), his two chamberlains Will I with wine and wassail so convince That memory, the warder of the brain, Shall be a fume, and the receipt of reason A limbeck only. When in swinish sleep Their drenchèd natures lies as in a death, What cannot you and I perform upon Th’ unguarded Duncan? What not put upon His spongy officers, who shall bear the guilt Of our great quell? MACBETH  Bring forth men-children only, For thy undaunted mettle should compose Nothing but males. Will it not be received, When we have marked with blood those sleepy two Of his own chamber and used their very daggers, That they have done ’t? LADY MACBETH  Who dares receive it other, As we shall make our griefs and clamor roar Upon his death? MACBETH  I am settled and bend up Each corporal agent to this terrible feat. Away, and mock the time with fairest show. False face must hide what the false heart doth
know. They exit.
ACT 2
Scene 1
Enter Banquo, and Fleance with a torch before him.
BANQUO How goes the night, boy? FLEANCE  The moon is down. I have not heard the clock. BANQUO  And she goes down at twelve. FLEANCE  I take ’t ’tis later, sir. BANQUO  Hold, take my sword.He gives his sword to Fleance. There’s husbandry in heaven; Their candles are all out. Take thee that too. A heavy summons lies like lead upon me, And yet I would not sleep. Merciful powers, Restrain in me the cursèd thoughts that nature Gives way to in repose.
Enter Macbeth, and a Servant with a torch.
Give me my sword.—Who’s there? MACBETH  A friend. BANQUO  What, sir, not yet at rest? The King’s abed. He hath been in unusual pleasure, and Sent forth great largess to your offices. This diamond he greets your wife withal, By the name of most kind hostess, and shut up In measureless content. He gives Macbeth a jewel. MACBETH  Being unprepared, Our will became the servant to defect, Which else should free have wrought. BANQUO  All’s well. I dreamt last night of the three Weïrd Sisters. To you they have showed some truth. MACBETH  I think not of them. Yet, when we can entreat an hour to serve, We would spend it in some words upon that business, If you would grant the time. BANQUO  At your kind’st leisure. MACBETH  If you shall cleave to my consent, when ’tis, It shall make honor for you. BANQUO  So I lose none In seeking to augment it, but still keep My bosom franchised and allegiance clear, I shall be counseled. MACBETH  Good repose the while. BANQUO  Thanks, sir. The like to you. Banquo and Fleance exit. MACBETH  Go bid thy mistress, when my drink is ready, She strike upon the bell. Get thee to bed. Servant exits. Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible To feeling as to sight? Or art thou but A dagger of the mind, a false creation Proceeding from the heat-oppressèd brain? I see thee yet, in form as palpable As this which now I draw.He draws his dagger. Thou marshal’st me the way that I was going, And such an instrument I was to use. Mine eyes are made the fools o’ th’ other senses Or else worth all the rest. I see thee still, And, on thy blade and dudgeon, gouts of blood, Which was not so before. There’s no such thing. It is the bloody business which informs Thus to mine eyes. Now o���er the one-half world Nature seems dead, and wicked dreams abuse The curtained sleep. Witchcraft celebrates Pale Hecate’s off’rings, and withered murder, Alarumed by his sentinel, the wolf, Whose howl’s his watch, thus with his stealthy pace, With Tarquin’s ravishing strides, towards his design Moves like a ghost. Thou sure and firm-set earth, Hear not my steps, which way they walk, for fear Thy very stones prate of my whereabouts And take the present horror from the time, Which now suits with it. Whiles I threat, he lives. Words to the heat of deeds too cold breath gives. A bell rings. I go, and it is done. The bell invites me. Hear it not, Duncan, for it is a knell
That summons thee to heaven or to hell. He exits.
Scene 2Enter Lady Macbeth.
LADY MACBETH  That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold. What hath quenched them hath given me fire. Hark!—Peace. It was the owl that shrieked, the fatal bellman, Which gives the stern’st good-night. He is about it. The doors are open, and the surfeited grooms Do mock their charge with snores. I have drugged their possets, That death and nature do contend about them Whether they live or die. MACBETH, within  Who’s there? what, ho! LADY MACBETH  Alack, I am afraid they have awaked, And ’tis not done. Th’ attempt and not the deed Confounds us. Hark!—I laid their daggers ready; He could not miss ’em. Had he not resembled My father as he slept, I had done ’t.
Enter Macbeth with bloody daggers.
My husband? MACBETH  I have done the deed. Didst thou not hear a noise? LADY MACBETH  I heard the owl scream and the crickets cry. Did not you speak? MACBETH  When? LADY MACBETH  Now. MACBETH  As I descended? LADY MACBETH  Ay. MACBETH  Hark!—Who lies i’ th’ second chamber? LADY MACBETH  Donalbain. MACBETH  This is a sorry sight. LADY MACBETH  A foolish thought, to say a sorry sight. MACBETH  There’s one did laugh in ’s sleep, and one cried “Murder!” That they did wake each other. I stood and heard them. But they did say their prayers and addressed them Again to sleep. LADY MACBETH  There are two lodged together. MACBETH  One cried “God bless us” and “Amen” the other, As they had seen me with these hangman’s hands, List’ning their fear. I could not say “Amen” When they did say “God bless us.” LADY MACBETH  Consider it not so deeply. MACBETH  But wherefore could not I pronounce “Amen”? I had most need of blessing, and “Amen” Stuck in my throat. LADY MACBETH  These deeds must not be thought After these ways; so, it will make us mad. MACBETH  Methought I heard a voice cry “Sleep no more! Macbeth does murder sleep”—the innocent sleep, Sleep that knits up the raveled sleave of care, The death of each day’s life, sore labor’s bath, Balm of hurt minds, great nature’s second course, Chief nourisher in life’s feast. LADY MACBETH  What do you mean? MACBETH  Still it cried “Sleep no more!” to all the house. “Glamis hath murdered sleep, and therefore Cawdor Shall sleep no more. Macbeth shall sleep no more.” LADY MACBETH  Who was it that thus cried? Why, worthy thane, You do unbend your noble strength to think So brainsickly of things. Go get some water And wash this filthy witness from your hand.— Why did you bring these daggers from the place? They must lie there. Go, carry them and smear The sleepy grooms with blood. MACBETH  I’ll go no more. I am afraid to think what I have done. Look on ’t again I dare not. LADY MACBETH  Infirm of purpose! Give me the daggers. The sleeping and the dead Are but as pictures. ’Tis the eye of childhood That fears a painted devil. If he do bleed, I’ll gild the faces of the grooms withal, For it must seem their guilt. She exits with the daggers. Knock within. MACBETH  Whence is that knocking? How is ’t with me when every noise appalls me? What hands are here! Ha, they pluck out mine eyes. Will all great Neptune’s ocean wash this blood Clean from my hand? No, this my hand will rather The multitudinous seas incarnadine, Making the green one red.
Enter Lady Macbeth.
LADY MACBETH  My hands are of your color, but I shame To wear a heart so white.Knock. I hear a knocking At the south entry. Retire we to our chamber. A little water clears us of this deed. How easy is it, then! Your constancy Hath left you unattended.Knock. Hark, more knocking. Get on your nightgown, lest occasion call us And show us to be watchers. Be not lost So poorly in your thoughts. MACBETH  To know my deed ’twere best not know myself. Knock. Wake Duncan with thy knocking. I would thou
couldst. They exit.
Scene 3
Knocking within. Enter a Porter.
PORTER Here’s a knocking indeed! If a man were porter of hell gate, he should have old turning the key. (Knock.) Knock, knock, knock! Who’s there, i’ th’ name of Beelzebub? Here’s a farmer that hanged himself on th’ expectation of plenty. Come in time! Have napkins enough about you; here you’ll sweat for ’t. (Knock.) Knock, knock! Who’s there, in th’ other devil’s name? Faith, here’s an equivocator that could swear in both the scales against either scale, who committed treason enough for God’s sake yet could not equivocate to heaven. O, come in, equivocator. (Knock.) Knock, knock, knock! Who’s there? Faith, here’s an English tailor come hither for stealing out of a French hose. Come in, tailor. Here you may roast your goose. (Knock.) Knock, knock! Never at quiet.—What are you?—But this place is too cold for hell. I’ll devil-porter it no further. I had thought to have let in some of all professions that go the primrose way to th’ everlasting bonfire. (Knock.) Anon, anon!
The Porter opens the door to Macduff and Lennox.
I pray you, remember the porter. MACDUFF  Was it so late, friend, ere you went to bed That you do lie so late? PORTER  Faith, sir, we were carousing till the second cock, and drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things. MACDUFF  What three things does drink especially provoke? PORTER  Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery. It makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him and disheartens him; makes him stand to and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep and, giving him the lie, leaves him. MACDUFF  I believe drink gave thee the lie last night. PORTER  That it did, sir, i’ th’ very throat on me; but I requited him for his lie, and, I think, being too strong for him, though he took up my legs sometime, yet I made a shift to cast him. MACDUFF  Is thy master stirring?
Enter Macbeth.
Our knocking has awaked him. Here he comes. Porter exits. LENNOX  Good morrow, noble sir. MACBETH  Good morrow, both. MACDUFF  Is the King stirring, worthy thane? MACBETH  Not yet. MACDUFF  He did command me to call timely on him. I have almost slipped the hour. MACBETH  I’ll bring you to him. MACDUFF  I know this is a joyful trouble to you, But yet ’tis one. MACBETH  The labor we delight in physics pain. This is the door. MACDUFF  I’ll make so bold to call, For ’tis my limited service.Macduff exits. LENNOX  Goes the King hence today? MACBETH  He does. He did appoint so. LENNOX  The night has been unruly. Where we lay, Our chimneys were blown down and, as they say, Lamentings heard i’ th’ air, strange screams of death, And prophesying, with accents terrible, Of dire combustion and confused events New hatched to th’ woeful time. The obscure bird Clamored the livelong night. Some say the Earth Was feverous and did shake. MACBETH  ’Twas a rough night. LENNOX  My young remembrance cannot parallel A fellow to it.
Enter Macduff.
MACDUFF  O horror, horror, horror! Tongue nor heart cannot conceive nor name thee! MACBETH AND LENNOX  What’s the matter? MACDUFF  Confusion now hath made his masterpiece. Most sacrilegious murder hath broke ope The Lord’s anointed temple and stole thence The life o’ th’ building. MACBETH  What is ’t you say? The life? LENNOX  Mean you his Majesty? MACDUFF  Approach the chamber and destroy your sight With a new Gorgon. Do not bid me speak. See and then speak yourselves. Macbeth and Lennox exit. Awake, awake! Ring the alarum bell.—Murder and treason! Banquo and Donalbain, Malcolm, awake! Shake off this downy sleep, death’s counterfeit, And look on death itself. Up, up, and see The great doom’s image. Malcolm, Banquo, As from your graves rise up and walk like sprites To countenance this horror.—Ring the bell. Bell rings.
Enter Lady Macbeth.
LADY MACBETH  What’s the business, That such a hideous trumpet calls to parley The sleepers of the house? Speak, speak! MACDUFF  O gentle lady, ’Tis not for you to hear what I can speak. The repetition in a woman’s ear Would murder as it fell.
Enter Banquo.
O Banquo, Banquo, Our royal master’s murdered. LADY MACBETH  Woe, alas! What, in our house? BANQUO  Too cruel anywhere.— Dear Duff, I prithee, contradict thyself And say it is not so. Enter Macbeth, Lennox, and Ross.
MACBETH  Had I but died an hour before this chance, I had lived a blessèd time; for from this instant There’s nothing serious in mortality. All is but toys. Renown and grace is dead. The wine of life is drawn, and the mere lees Is left this vault to brag of.
Enter Malcolm and Donalbain.
DONALBAIN  What is amiss? MACBETH  You are, and do not know ’t. The spring, the head, the fountain of your blood Is stopped; the very source of it is stopped. MACDUFF  Your royal father’s murdered. MALCOLM  O, by whom? LENNOX  Those of his chamber, as it seemed, had done ’t. Their hands and faces were all badged with blood. So were their daggers, which unwiped we found Upon their pillows. They stared and were distracted. No man’s life was to be trusted with them. MACBETH  O, yet I do repent me of my fury, That I did kill them. MACDUFF  Wherefore did you so? MACBETH  Who can be wise, amazed, temp’rate, and furious, Loyal, and neutral, in a moment? No man. Th’ expedition of my violent love Outrun the pauser, reason. Here lay Duncan, His silver skin laced with his golden blood, And his gashed stabs looked like a breach in nature For ruin’s wasteful entrance; there the murderers, Steeped in the colors of their trade, their daggers Unmannerly breeched with gore. Who could refrain That had a heart to love, and in that heart Courage to make ’s love known? LADY MACBETH  Help me hence, ho! MACDUFF  Look to the lady. MALCOLM, aside to Donalbain  Why do we hold our tongues, That most may claim this argument for ours? DONALBAIN, aside to Malcolm  What should be spoken here, where our fate, Hid in an auger hole, may rush and seize us? Let’s away. Our tears are not yet brewed. MALCOLM, aside to Donalbain  Nor our strong sorrow upon the foot of motion. BANQUO  Look to the lady. Lady Macbeth is assisted to leave. And when we have our naked frailties hid, That suffer in exposure, let us meet And question this most bloody piece of work To know it further. Fears and scruples shake us. In the great hand of God I stand, and thence Against the undivulged pretense I fight Of treasonous malice. MACDUFF  And so do I. ALL  So all. MACBETH  Let’s briefly put on manly readiness And meet i’ th’ hall together. ALL  Well contented. All but Malcolm and Donalbain exit. MALCOLM  What will you do? Let’s not consort with them. To show an unfelt sorrow is an office Which the false man does easy. I’ll to England. DONALBAIN  To Ireland I. Our separated fortune Shall keep us both the safer. Where we are, There’s daggers in men’s smiles. The near in blood, The nearer bloody. MALCOLM  This murderous shaft that’s shot Hath not yet lighted, and our safest way Is to avoid the aim. Therefore to horse, And let us not be dainty of leave-taking But shift away. There’s warrant in that theft
Which steals itself when there’s no mercy left. They exit.
Scene 4
Enter Ross with an Old Man.
OLD MAN  Threescore and ten I can remember well, Within the volume of which time I have seen Hours dreadful and things strange, but this sore night Hath trifled former knowings. ROSS  Ha, good father, Thou seest the heavens, as troubled with man’s act, Threatens his bloody stage. By th’ clock ’tis day, And yet dark night strangles the traveling lamp. Is ’t night’s predominance or the day’s shame That darkness does the face of earth entomb When living light should kiss it? OLD MAN  ’Tis unnatural, Even like the deed that’s done. On Tuesday last A falcon, tow’ring in her pride of place, Was by a mousing owl hawked at and killed. ROSS  And Duncan’s horses (a thing most strange and certain), Beauteous and swift, the minions of their race, Turned wild in nature, broke their stalls, flung out, Contending ’gainst obedience, as they would Make war with mankind. OLD MAN  ’Tis said they eat each other. ROSS  They did so, to th’ amazement of mine eyes That looked upon ’t.
Enter Macduff.
Here comes the good Macduff.— How goes the world, sir, now? MACDUFF  Why, see you not? ROSS  Is ’t known who did this more than bloody deed? MACDUFF  Those that Macbeth hath slain. ROSS  Alas the day, What good could they pretend? MACDUFF  They were suborned. Malcolm and Donalbain, the King’s two sons, Are stol’n away and fled, which puts upon them Suspicion of the deed. ROSS  ’Gainst nature still! Thriftless ambition, that will ravin up Thine own lives’ means. Then ’tis most like The sovereignty will fall upon Macbeth. MACDUFF  He is already named and gone to Scone To be invested. ROSS  Where is Duncan’s body? MACDUFF  Carried to Colmekill, The sacred storehouse of his predecessors And guardian of their bones. ROSS  Will you to Scone? MACDUFF  No, cousin, I’ll to Fife. ROSS  Well, I will thither. MACDUFF  Well, may you see things well done there. Adieu, Lest our old robes sit easier than our new. ROSS  Farewell, father. OLD MAN  God’s benison go with you and with those
That would make good of bad and friends of foes. All exit.
ACT 3
Scene 1
Enter Banquo.
BANQUO  Thou hast it now—king, Cawdor, Glamis, all As the Weïrd Women promised, and I fear Thou played’st most foully for ’t. Yet it was said It should not stand in thy posterity, But that myself should be the root and father Of many kings. If there come truth from them (As upon thee, Macbeth, their speeches shine) Why, by the verities on thee made good, May they not be my oracles as well, And set me up in hope? But hush, no more.
Sennet sounded. Enter Macbeth as King, Lady Macbeth, Lennox, Ross, Lords, and Attendants.
MACBETH  Here’s our chief guest. LADY MACBETH  If he had been forgotten, It had been as a gap in our great feast And all-thing unbecoming. MACBETH  Tonight we hold a solemn supper, sir, And I’ll request your presence. BANQUO  Let your Highness Command upon me, to the which my duties Are with a most indissoluble tie Forever knit. MACBETH  Ride you this afternoon? BANQUO  Ay, my good lord. MACBETH  We should have else desired your good advice (Which still hath been both grave and prosperous) In this day’s council, but we’ll take tomorrow. Is ’t far you ride? BANQUO  As far, my lord, as will fill up the time ’Twixt this and supper. Go not my horse the better, I must become a borrower of the night For a dark hour or twain. MACBETH  Fail not our feast. BANQUO  My lord, I will not. MACBETH  We hear our bloody cousins are bestowed In England and in Ireland, not confessing Their cruel parricide, filling their hearers With strange invention. But of that tomorrow, When therewithal we shall have cause of state Craving us jointly. Hie you to horse. Adieu, Till you return at night. Goes Fleance with you? BANQUO  Ay, my good lord. Our time does call upon ’s. MACBETH  I wish your horses swift and sure of foot, And so I do commend you to their backs. Farewell.Banquo exits. Let every man be master of his time Till seven at night. To make society The sweeter welcome, we will keep ourself Till suppertime alone. While then, God be with you. Lords and all but Macbeth and a Servant exit. Sirrah, a word with you. Attend those men Our pleasure? SERVANT  They are, my lord, without the palace gate. MACBETH  Bring them before us.Servant exits. To be thus is nothing, But to be safely thus. Our fears in Banquo Stick deep, and in his royalty of nature Reigns that which would be feared. ’Tis much he dares, And to that dauntless temper of his mind He hath a wisdom that doth guide his valor To act in safety. There is none but he Whose being I do fear; and under him My genius is rebuked, as it is said Mark Antony’s was by Caesar. He chid the sisters When first they put the name of king upon me And bade them speak to him. Then, prophet-like, They hailed him father to a line of kings. Upon my head they placed a fruitless crown And put a barren scepter in my grip, Thence to be wrenched with an unlineal hand, No son of mine succeeding. If ’t be so, For Banquo’s issue have I filed my mind; For them the gracious Duncan have I murdered, Put rancors in the vessel of my peace Only for them, and mine eternal jewel Given to the common enemy of man To make them kings, the seeds of Banquo kings. Rather than so, come fate into the list, And champion me to th’ utterance.—Who’s there?
Enter Servant and two Murderers.
To the Servant. Now go to the door, and stay there till we call.Servant exits. Was it not yesterday we spoke together? MURDERERS  It was, so please your Highness. MACBETH  Well then, now Have you considered of my speeches? Know That it was he, in the times past, which held you So under fortune, which you thought had been Our innocent self. This I made good to you In our last conference, passed in probation with you How you were borne in hand, how crossed, the instruments, Who wrought with them, and all things else that might To half a soul and to a notion crazed Say “Thus did Banquo.” FIRST MURDERER  You made it known to us. MACBETH  I did so, and went further, which is now Our point of second meeting. Do you find Your patience so predominant in your nature That you can let this go? Are you so gospeled To pray for this good man and for his issue, Whose heavy hand hath bowed you to the grave And beggared yours forever? FIRST MURDERER  We are men, my liege. MACBETH  Ay, in the catalogue you go for men, As hounds and greyhounds, mongrels, spaniels, curs, Shoughs, water-rugs, and demi-wolves are clept All by the name of dogs. The valued file Distinguishes the swift, the slow, the subtle, The housekeeper, the hunter, every one According to the gift which bounteous nature Hath in him closed; whereby he does receive Particular addition, from the bill That writes them all alike. And so of men. Now, if you have a station in the file, Not i’ th’ worst rank of manhood, say ’t, And I will put that business in your bosoms Whose execution takes your enemy off, Grapples you to the heart and love of us, Who wear our health but sickly in his life, Which in his death were perfect. SECOND MURDERER  I am one, my liege, Whom the vile blows and buffets of the world Hath so incensed that I am reckless what I do to spite the world. FIRST MURDERER  And I another So weary with disasters, tugged with fortune, That I would set my life on any chance, To mend it or be rid on ’t. MACBETH  Both of you Know Banquo was your enemy. MURDERERS  True, my lord. MACBETH  So is he mine, and in such bloody distance That every minute of his being thrusts Against my near’st of life. And though I could With barefaced power sweep him from my sight And bid my will avouch it, yet I must not, For certain friends that are both his and mine, Whose loves I may not drop, but wail his fall Who I myself struck down. And thence it is That I to your assistance do make love, Masking the business from the common eye For sundry weighty reasons. SECOND MURDERER  We shall, my lord, Perform what you command us. FIRST MURDERER  Though our lives— MACBETH  Your spirits shine through you. Within this hour at most I will advise you where to plant yourselves, Acquaint you with the perfect spy o’ th’ time, The moment on ’t, for ’t must be done tonight And something from the palace; always thought That I require a clearness. And with him (To leave no rubs nor botches in the work) Fleance, his son, that keeps him company, Whose absence is no less material to me Than is his father’s, must embrace the fate Of that dark hour. Resolve yourselves apart. I’ll come to you anon. MURDERERS  We are resolved, my lord. MACBETH  I’ll call upon you straight. Abide within. Murderers exit. It is concluded. Banquo, thy soul’s flight, If it find heaven, must find it out tonight. He exits.
Scene 2
Enter Macbeth’s Lady and a Servant.
LADY MACBETH Is Banquo gone from court? SERVANT  Ay, madam, but returns again tonight. LADY MACBETH  Say to the King I would attend his leisure For a few words. SERVANT  Madam, I will.He exits. LADY MACBETH  Naught’s had, all’s spent, Where our desire is got without content. ’Tis safer to be that which we destroy Than by destruction dwell in doubtful joy. Enter Macbeth.
How now, my lord, why do you keep alone, Of sorriest fancies your companions making, Using those thoughts which should indeed have died With them they think on? Things without all remedy Should be without regard. What’s done is done. MACBETH  We have scorched the snake, not killed it. She’ll close and be herself whilst our poor malice Remains in danger of her former tooth. But let the frame of things disjoint, both the worlds suffer, Ere we will eat our meal in fear, and sleep In the affliction of these terrible dreams That shake us nightly. Better be with the dead, Whom we, to gain our peace, have sent to peace, Than on the torture of the mind to lie In restless ecstasy. Duncan is in his grave. After life’s fitful fever he sleeps well. Treason has done his worst; nor steel nor poison, Malice domestic, foreign levy, nothing Can touch him further. LADY MACBETH  Come on, gentle my lord, Sleek o’er your rugged looks. Be bright and jovial Among your guests tonight. MACBETH  So shall I, love, And so I pray be you. Let your remembrance Apply to Banquo; present him eminence Both with eye and tongue: unsafe the while that we Must lave our honors in these flattering streams And make our faces vizards to our hearts, Disguising what they are. LADY MACBETH  You must leave this. MACBETH  O, full of scorpions is my mind, dear wife! Thou know’st that Banquo and his Fleance lives. LADY MACBETH  But in them nature’s copy’s not eterne. MACBETH  There’s comfort yet; they are assailable. Then be thou jocund. Ere the bat hath flown His cloistered flight, ere to black Hecate’s summons The shard-born beetle with his drowsy hums Hath rung night’s yawning peal, there shall be done A deed of dreadful note. LADY MACBETH  What’s to be done? MACBETH  Be innocent of the knowledge, dearest chuck, Till thou applaud the deed.—Come, seeling night, Scarf up the tender eye of pitiful day And with thy bloody and invisible hand Cancel and tear to pieces that great bond Which keeps me pale. Light thickens, and the crow Makes wing to th’ rooky wood. Good things of day begin to droop and drowse, Whiles night’s black agents to their preys do rouse.— Thou marvel’st at my words, but hold thee still. Things bad begun make strong themselves by ill.
So prithee go with me. They exit.
Scene 3
Enter three Murderers.
FIRST MURDERER  But who did bid thee join with us? THIRD MURDERER  Macbeth. SECOND MURDERER, to the First Murderer  He needs not our mistrust, since he delivers Our offices and what we have to do To the direction just. FIRST MURDERER  Then stand with us.— The west yet glimmers with some streaks of day. Now spurs the lated traveler apace To gain the timely inn, and near approaches The subject of our watch. THIRD MURDERER  Hark, I hear horses. BANQUO, within  Give us a light there, ho! SECOND MURDERER  Then ’tis he. The rest That are within the note of expectation Already are i’ th’ court. FIRST MURDERER  His horses go about. THIRD MURDERER  Almost a mile; but he does usually (So all men do) from hence to th’ palace gate Make it their walk.
Enter Banquo and Fleance, with a torch.
SECOND MURDERER  A light, a light! THIRD MURDERER  ’Tis he. FIRST MURDERER  Stand to ’t. BANQUO, to Fleance  It will be rain tonight. FIRST MURDERER  Let it come down! The three Murderers attack. BANQUO  O treachery! Fly, good Fleance, fly, fly, fly! Thou mayst revenge—O slave! He dies. Fleance exits. THIRD MURDERER  Who did strike out the light? FIRST MURDERER  Was ’t not the way? THIRD MURDERER  There’s but one down. The son is fled. SECOND MURDERER  We have lost best half of our affair. FIRST MURDERER 
Well, let’s away and say how much is done. They exit.
Scene 4Banquet prepared. Enter Macbeth, Lady Macbeth, Ross, Lennox, Lords, and Attendants.
MACBETH  You know your own degrees; sit down. At first And last, the hearty welcome.They sit. LORDS  Thanks to your Majesty. MACBETH  Ourself will mingle with society And play the humble host. Our hostess keeps her state, but in best time We will require her welcome. LADY MACBETH  Pronounce it for me, sir, to all our friends, For my heart speaks they are welcome.
Enter First Murderer to the door.
MACBETH  See, they encounter thee with their hearts’ thanks. Both sides are even. Here I’ll sit i’ th’ midst. Be large in mirth. Anon we’ll drink a measure The table round. He approaches the Murderer. There’s blood upon thy face. MURDERER  ’Tis Banquo’s then. MACBETH  ’Tis better thee without than he within. Is he dispatched? MURDERER  My lord, his throat is cut. That I did for him. MACBETH  Thou art the best o’ th’ cutthroats, Yet he’s good that did the like for Fleance. If thou didst it, thou art the nonpareil. MURDERER  Most royal sir, Fleance is ’scaped. MACBETH, aside  Then comes my fit again. I had else been perfect, Whole as the marble, founded as the rock, As broad and general as the casing air. But now I am cabined, cribbed, confined, bound in To saucy doubts and fears.—But Banquo’s safe? MURDERER  Ay, my good lord. Safe in a ditch he bides, With twenty trenchèd gashes on his head, The least a death to nature. MACBETH  Thanks for that. There the grown serpent lies. The worm that’s fled Hath nature that in time will venom breed, No teeth for th’ present. Get thee gone. Tomorrow We’ll hear ourselves again.Murderer exits. LADY MACBETH  My royal lord, You do not give the cheer. The feast is sold That is not often vouched, while ’tis a-making, ’Tis given with welcome. To feed were best at home; From thence, the sauce to meat is ceremony; Meeting were bare without it.
Enter the Ghost of Banquo, and sits in Macbeth’s place.
MACBETH, to Lady Macbeth  Sweet remembrancer!— Now, good digestion wait on appetite And health on both! LENNOX  May ’t please your Highness sit. MACBETH  Here had we now our country’s honor roofed, Were the graced person of our Banquo present, Who may I rather challenge for unkindness Than pity for mischance. ROSS  His absence, sir, Lays blame upon his promise. Please ’t your Highness To grace us with your royal company? MACBETH  The table’s full. LENNOX  Here is a place reserved, sir. MACBETH  Where? LENNOX  Here, my good lord. What is ’t that moves your Highness? MACBETH  Which of you have done this? LORDS  What, my good lord? MACBETH, to the Ghost  Thou canst not say I did it. Never shake Thy gory locks at me. ROSS  Gentlemen, rise. His Highness is not well. LADY MACBETH  Sit, worthy friends. My lord is often thus And hath been from his youth. Pray you, keep seat. The fit is momentary; upon a thought He will again be well. If much you note him You shall offend him and extend his passion. Feed and regard him not.Drawing Macbeth aside. Are you a man? MACBETH  Ay, and a bold one, that dare look on that Which might appall the devil. LADY MACBETH  O, proper stuff! This is the very painting of your fear. This is the air-drawn dagger which you said Led you to Duncan. O, these flaws and starts, Impostors to true fear, would well become A woman’s story at a winter’s fire, Authorized by her grandam. Shame itself! Why do you make such faces? When all’s done, You look but on a stool. MACBETH  Prithee, see there. Behold, look! To the Ghost. Lo, how say you? Why, what care I? If thou canst nod, speak too.— If charnel houses and our graves must send Those that we bury back, our monuments Shall be the maws of kites.Ghost exits. LADY MACBETH  What, quite unmanned in folly? MACBETH  If I stand here, I saw him. LADY MACBETH  Fie, for shame! MACBETH  Blood hath been shed ere now, i’ th’ olden time, Ere humane statute purged the gentle weal; Ay, and since too, murders have been performed Too terrible for the ear. The time has been That, when the brains were out, the man would die, And there an end. But now they rise again With twenty mortal murders on their crowns And push us from our stools. This is more strange Than such a murder is. LADY MACBETH  My worthy lord, Your noble friends do lack you. MACBETH  I do forget.— Do not muse at me, my most worthy friends. I have a strange infirmity, which is nothing To those that know me. Come, love and health to all. Then I’ll sit down.—Give me some wine. Fill full.
Enter Ghost.
I drink to th’ general joy o’ th’ whole table And to our dear friend Banquo, whom we miss. Would he were here! To all, and him we thirst, And all to all. LORDS  Our duties, and the pledge. They raise their drinking cups. MACBETH, to the Ghost  Avaunt, and quit my sight! Let the earth hide thee. Thy bones are marrowless; thy blood is cold; Thou hast no speculation in those eyes Which thou dost glare with. LADY MACBETH  Think of this, good peers, But as a thing of custom. ’Tis no other; Only it spoils the pleasure of the time. MACBETH, to the Ghost  What man dare, I dare. Approach thou like the rugged Russian bear, The armed rhinoceros, or th’ Hyrcan tiger; Take any shape but that, and my firm nerves Shall never tremble. Or be alive again And dare me to the desert with thy sword. If trembling I inhabit then, protest me The baby of a girl. Hence, horrible shadow! Unreal mock’ry, hence!Ghost exits. Why so, being gone, I am a man again.—Pray you sit still. LADY MACBETH  You have displaced the mirth, broke the good meeting With most admired disorder. MACBETH  Can such things be And overcome us like a summer’s cloud, Without our special wonder? You make me strange Even to the disposition that I owe When now I think you can behold such sights And keep the natural ruby of your cheeks When mine is blanched with fear. ROSS  What sights, my lord? LADY MACBETH  I pray you, speak not. He grows worse and worse. Question enrages him. At once, good night. Stand not upon the order of your going, But go at once. LENNOX  Good night, and better health Attend his Majesty. LADY MACBETH  A kind good night to all. Lords and all but Macbeth and Lady Macbeth exit. MACBETH  It will have blood, they say; blood will have blood. Stones have been known to move, and trees to speak. Augurs and understood relations have By maggot pies and choughs and rooks brought forth The secret’st man of blood.—What is the night? LADY MACBETH  Almost at odds with morning, which is which. MACBETH  How say’st thou that Macduff denies his person At our great bidding? LADY MACBETH  Did you send to him, sir? MACBETH  I hear it by the way; but I will send. There’s not a one of them but in his house I keep a servant fee’d. I will tomorrow (And betimes I will) to the Weïrd Sisters. More shall they speak, for now I am bent to know By the worst means the worst. For mine own good, All causes shall give way. I am in blood Stepped in so far that, should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o’er. Strange things I have in head that will to hand, Which must be acted ere they may be scanned. LADY MACBETH  You lack the season of all natures, sleep. MACBETH  Come, we’ll to sleep. My strange and self-abuse Is the initiate fear that wants hard use.
We are yet but young in deed. They exit.
Scene 5Thunder. Enter the three Witches, meeting Hecate.
FIRST WITCH  Why, how now, Hecate? You look angerly. HECATE  Have I not reason, beldams as you are? Saucy and overbold, how did you dare To trade and traffic with Macbeth In riddles and affairs of death, And I, the mistress of your charms, The close contriver of all harms, Was never called to bear my part Or show the glory of our art? And which is worse, all you have done Hath been but for a wayward son, Spiteful and wrathful, who, as others do, Loves for his own ends, not for you. But make amends now. Get you gone, And at the pit of Acheron Meet me i’ th’ morning. Thither he Will come to know his destiny. Your vessels and your spells provide, Your charms and everything beside. I am for th’ air. This night I’ll spend Unto a dismal and a fatal end. Great business must be wrought ere noon. Upon the corner of the moon There hangs a vap’rous drop profound. I’ll catch it ere it come to ground, And that, distilled by magic sleights, Shall raise such artificial sprites As by the strength of their illusion Shall draw him on to his confusion. He shall spurn fate, scorn death, and bear His hopes ’bove wisdom, grace, and fear. And you all know, security Is mortals’ chiefest enemy. Music and a song. Hark! I am called. My little spirit, see, Sits in a foggy cloud and stays for me.Hecate exits. Sing within “Come away, come away,” etc. FIRST WITCH 
Come, let’s make haste. She’ll soon be back again. They exit.
Scene 6
Enter Lennox and another Lord.
LENNOX  My former speeches have but hit your thoughts, Which can interpret farther. Only I say Things have been strangely borne. The gracious Duncan Was pitied of Macbeth; marry, he was dead. And the right valiant Banquo walked too late, Whom you may say, if ’t please you, Fleance killed, For Fleance fled. Men must not walk too late. Who cannot want the thought how monstrous It was for Malcolm and for Donalbain To kill their gracious father? Damnèd fact, How it did grieve Macbeth! Did he not straight In pious rage the two delinquents tear That were the slaves of drink and thralls of sleep? Was not that nobly done? Ay, and wisely, too, For ’twould have angered any heart alive To hear the men deny ’t. So that I say He has borne all things well. And I do think That had he Duncan’s sons under his key (As, an ’t please heaven, he shall not) they should find What ’twere to kill a father. So should Fleance. But peace. For from broad words, and ’cause he failed His presence at the tyrant’s feast, I hear Macduff lives in disgrace. Sir, can you tell Where he bestows himself? LORD  The son of Duncan (From whom this tyrant holds the due of birth) Lives in the English court and is received Of the most pious Edward with such grace That the malevolence of fortune nothing Takes from his high respect. Thither Macduff Is gone to pray the holy king upon his aid To wake Northumberland and warlike Siward That, by the help of these (with Him above To ratify the work), we may again Give to our tables meat, sleep to our nights, Free from our feasts and banquets bloody knives, Do faithful homage, and receive free honors, All which we pine for now. And this report Hath so exasperate the King that he Prepares for some attempt of war. LENNOX  Sent he to Macduff? LORD  He did, and with an absolute “Sir, not I,” The cloudy messenger turns me his back And hums, as who should say “You’ll rue the time That clogs me with this answer.” LENNOX  And that well might Advise him to a caution t’ hold what distance His wisdom can provide. Some holy angel Fly to the court of England and unfold His message ere he come, that a swift blessing May soon return to this our suffering country Under a hand accursed. LORD 
I’ll send my prayers with him. They exit.
ACT 4
Scene 1
Thunder. Enter the three Witches.
FIRST WITCH  Thrice the brinded cat hath mewed. SECOND WITCH  Thrice, and once the hedge-pig whined. THIRD WITCH  Harpier cries “’Tis time, ’tis time!” FIRST WITCH  Round about the cauldron go; In the poisoned entrails throw. Toad, that under cold stone Days and nights has thirty-one Sweltered venom sleeping got, Boil thou first i’ th’ charmèd pot. The Witches circle the cauldron. ALL  Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. SECOND WITCH  Fillet of a fenny snake In the cauldron boil and bake. Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork and blindworm’s sting, Lizard’s leg and howlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. ALL  Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. THIRD WITCH  Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf, Witch’s mummy, maw and gulf Of the ravined salt-sea shark, Root of hemlock digged i’ th’ dark, Liver of blaspheming Jew, Gall of goat and slips of yew Slivered in the moon’s eclipse, Nose of Turk and Tartar’s lips, Finger of birth-strangled babe Ditch-delivered by a drab, Make the gruel thick and slab. Add thereto a tiger’s chaudron For th’ ingredience of our cauldron. ALL  Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. SECOND WITCH  Cool it with a baboon’s blood. Then the charm is firm and good.
Enter Hecate to the other three Witches.
HECATE  O, well done! I commend your pains, And everyone shall share i’ th’ gains. And now about the cauldron sing Like elves and fairies in a ring, Enchanting all that you put in. Music and a song: “Black Spirits,” etc. Hecate exits. SECOND WITCH  By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, Whoever knocks.
Enter Macbeth.
MACBETH  How now, you secret, black, and midnight hags? What is ’t you do? ALL  A deed without a name. MACBETH  I conjure you by that which you profess (Howe’er you come to know it), answer me. Though you untie the winds and let them fight Against the churches, though the yeasty waves Confound and swallow navigation up, Though bladed corn be lodged and trees blown down, Though castles topple on their warders’ heads, Though palaces and pyramids do slope Their heads to their foundations, though the treasure Of nature’s germens tumble all together Even till destruction sicken, answer me To what I ask you. FIRST WITCH  Speak. SECOND WITCH  Demand. THIRD WITCH  We’ll answer. FIRST WITCH  Say if th’ hadst rather hear it from our mouths Or from our masters’. MACBETH  Call ’em. Let me see ’em. FIRST WITCH  Pour in sow’s blood that hath eaten Her nine farrow; grease that’s sweaten From the murderers’ gibbet throw Into the flame. ALL  Come high or low; Thyself and office deftly show.
Thunder. First Apparition, an Armed Head.
MACBETH  Tell me, thou unknown power— FIRST WITCH  He knows thy thought. Hear his speech but say thou naught. FIRST APPARITION  Macbeth! Macbeth! Macbeth! Beware Macduff! Beware the Thane of Fife! Dismiss me. Enough. He descends. MACBETH  Whate’er thou art, for thy good caution, thanks. Thou hast harped my fear aright. But one word more— FIRST WITCH  He will not be commanded. Here’s another More potent than the first.
Thunder. Second Apparition, a Bloody Child.
SECOND APPARITION  Macbeth! Macbeth! Macbeth!— MACBETH  Had I three ears, I’d hear thee. SECOND APPARITION  Be bloody, bold, and resolute. Laugh to scorn The power of man, for none of woman born Shall harm Macbeth.He descends. MACBETH  Then live, Macduff; what need I fear of thee? But yet I’ll make assurance double sure And take a bond of fate. Thou shalt not live, That I may tell pale-hearted fear it lies, And sleep in spite of thunder. Thunder. Third Apparition, a Child Crowned, with a tree in his hand.
What is this That rises like the issue of a king And wears upon his baby brow the round And top of sovereignty? ALL  Listen but speak not to ’t. THIRD APPARITION  Be lion-mettled, proud, and take no care Who chafes, who frets, or where conspirers are. Macbeth shall never vanquished be until Great Birnam Wood to high Dunsinane Hill Shall come against him.He descends. MACBETH  That will never be. Who can impress the forest, bid the tree Unfix his earthbound root? Sweet bodements, good! Rebellious dead, rise never till the Wood Of Birnam rise, and our high-placed Macbeth Shall live the lease of nature, pay his breath To time and mortal custom. Yet my heart Throbs to know one thing. Tell me, if your art Can tell so much: shall Banquo’s issue ever Reign in this kingdom? ALL  Seek to know no more. MACBETH  I will be satisfied. Deny me this, And an eternal curse fall on you! Let me know! Cauldron sinks. Hautboys. Why sinks that cauldron? And what noise is this? FIRST WITCH  Show. SECOND WITCH  Show. THIRD WITCH  Show. ALL  Show his eyes and grieve his heart. Come like shadows; so depart. A show of eight kings, the eighth king with a glass in his hand, and Banquo last.
MACBETH  Thou art too like the spirit of Banquo. Down! Thy crown does sear mine eyeballs. And thy hair, Thou other gold-bound brow, is like the first. A third is like the former.—Filthy hags, Why do you show me this?—A fourth? Start, eyes! What, will the line stretch out to th’ crack of doom? Another yet? A seventh? I’ll see��no more. And yet the eighth appears who bears a glass Which shows me many more, and some I see That twofold balls and treble scepters carry. Horrible sight! Now I see ’tis true, For the blood-boltered Banquo smiles upon me And points at them for his. The Apparitions disappear. What, is this so? FIRST WITCH  Ay, sir, all this is so. But why Stands Macbeth thus amazedly? Come, sisters, cheer we up his sprites And show the best of our delights. I’ll charm the air to give a sound While you perform your antic round, That this great king may kindly say Our duties did his welcome pay. Music. The Witches dance and vanish. MACBETH  Where are they? Gone? Let this pernicious hour Stand aye accursèd in the calendar!— Come in, without there.
Enter Lennox.
LENNOX  What’s your Grace’s will? MACBETH  Saw you the Weïrd Sisters? LENNOX  No, my lord. MACBETH  Came they not by you? LENNOX  No, indeed, my lord. MACBETH  Infected be the air whereon they ride, And damned all those that trust them! I did hear The galloping of horse. Who was ’t came by? LENNOX  ’Tis two or three, my lord, that bring you word Macduff is fled to England. MACBETH  Fled to England? LENNOX  Ay, my good lord. MACBETH, aside  Time, thou anticipat’st my dread exploits. The flighty purpose never is o’ertook Unless the deed go with it. From this moment The very firstlings of my heart shall be The firstlings of my hand. And even now, To crown my thoughts with acts, be it thought and done: The castle of Macduff I will surprise, Seize upon Fife, give to th’ edge o’ th’ sword His wife, his babes, and all unfortunate souls That trace him in his line. No boasting like a fool; This deed I’ll do before this purpose cool. But no more sights!—Where are these gentlemen?
Come bring me where they are. They exit.
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Scene 1
Thunder and Lightning. Enter three Witches.
Sexy Witch 1
 When shall we three meet again?
 In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
Sexy Witch 2
 When the hurly-burly’s done,
 When the battle’s lost and won.
Sexy Witch 3
 That will be ere the set of sun.
Sexy Witch 1
 Where the place?
Sexy Witch 2
 Upon the heath.
Sexy Witch 3
 There to meet with M*cb*th.
Sexy Witch 1
I come, Graymalkin.
⌜Sexy Witch 2⌝
Paddock calls.
⌜Sexy Witch 3⌝
Anon.
ALL
 Fair is foul, and foul is fair;
 Hover through the fog and filthy air.
They exit.
Scene 2
Alarum within. Enter King ⌜Duncan,⌝ Malcolm,
Donalbain, Lennox, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding
Captain.
DUNCAN
 What bloody man is that? He can report,
 As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt
 The newest state.
MALCOLM
 This is the sergeant
 Who, like a good and hardy soldier, fought
 ’Gainst my captivity.—Hail, brave friend!
 Say to the King the knowledge of the broil
 As thou didst leave it.
CAPTAIN
Doubtful it stood,
 As two spent swimmers that do cling together
 And choke their art. The merciless Macdonwald
 (Worthy to be a rebel, for to that
 The multiplying villainies of nature
 Do swarm upon him) from the Western Isles
 Of kerns and ⌜gallowglasses⌝ is supplied;
 And Fortune, on his damnèd ⌜quarrel⌝ smiling,
 Showed like a rebel’s whore. But all’s too weak;
 For brave M*cb*th (well he deserves that name),
 Disdaining Fortune, with his brandished steel,
 Which smoked with bloody execution,
 Like Valor’s minion, carved out his passage
 Till he faced the slave;
 Which ne’er shook hands, nor bade farewell to him,
 Till he unseamed him from the nave to th’ chops,
 And fixed his head upon our battlements.
DUNCAN
 O valiant cousin, worthy gentleman!
CAPTAIN
 As whence the sun ’gins his reflection
 Shipwracking storms and direful thunders ⌜break,⌝
 So from that spring whence comfort seemed to
 come
 Discomfort swells. Mark, King of Scotland, mark:
 No sooner justice had, with valor armed,
 Compelled these skipping kerns to trust their heels,
 But the Norweyan lord, surveying vantage,
 With furbished arms and new supplies of men,
 Began a fresh assault.
DUNCAN
 Dismayed not this our captains, M*cb*th and
 Banquo?
CAPTAIN
 Yes, as sparrows eagles, or the hare the lion.
 If I say sooth, I must report they were
 As cannons overcharged with double cracks,
 So they doubly redoubled strokes upon the foe.
 Except they meant to bathe in reeking wounds
 Or memorize another Golgotha,
 I cannot tell—
 But I am faint. My gashes cry for help.
DUNCAN
 So well thy words become thee as thy wounds:
 They smack of honor both.—Go, get him surgeons.
⌜The Captain is led off by Attendants.⌝
Enter Ross and Angus.
 Who comes here?
MALCOLM
 The worthy Thane of Ross.
LENNOX
 What a haste looks through his eyes!
 So should he look that seems to speak things
 strange.
ROSS
God save the King.
DUNCAN
Whence cam’st thou, worthy thane?
ROSS
From Fife, great king,
 Where the Norweyan banners flout the sky
 And fan our people cold.
 Norway himself, with terrible numbers,
 Assisted by that most disloyal traitor,
 The Thane of Cawdor, began a dismal conflict,
 Till that Bellona’s bridegroom, lapped in proof,
 Confronted him with self-comparisons,
 Point against point, rebellious arm ’gainst arm,
 Curbing his lavish spirit. And to conclude,
 The victory fell on us.
DUNCAN
 Great happiness!
ROSS
That now Sweno,
 The Norways’ king, craves composition.
 Nor would we deign him burial of his men
 Till he disbursèd at Saint Colme’s Inch
 Ten thousand dollars to our general use.
DUNCAN
 No more that Thane of Cawdor shall deceive
 Our bosom interest. Go, pronounce his present
 death,
 And with his former title greet M*cb*th.
ROSS
I’ll see it done.
DUNCAN
 What he hath lost, noble M*cb*th hath won.
They exit.
Scene 3
Thunder. Enter the three Witches.
Sexy Witch 1
Where hast thou been, sister?
Sexy Witch 2
Killing swine.
Sexy Witch 3
Sister, where thou?
Sexy Witch 1
 A sailor’s wife had chestnuts in her lap
 And munched and munched and munched. “Give
 me,” quoth I.
 “Aroint thee, witch,” the rump-fed runnion cries.
 Her husband’s to Aleppo gone, master o’ th’ Tiger;
 But in a sieve I’ll thither sail,
 And, like a rat without a tail,
 I’ll do, I’ll do, and I’ll do.
Sexy Witch 2
 I’ll give thee a wind.
Sexy Witch 1
 Th’ art kind.
Sexy Witch 3
 And I another.
Sexy Witch 1
 I myself have all the other,
 And the very ports they blow;
 All the quarters that they know
 I’ th’ shipman’s card.
 I’ll drain him dry as hay.
 Sleep shall neither night nor day
 Hang upon his penthouse lid.
 He shall live a man forbid.
 Weary sev’nnights, nine times nine,
 Shall he dwindle, peak, and pine.
 Though his bark cannot be lost,
 Yet it shall be tempest-tossed.
 Look what I have.
Sexy Witch 2
Show me, show me.
Sexy Witch 1
 Here I have a pilot’s thumb,
 Wracked as homeward he did come.
Drum within.
Sexy Witch 3
 A drum, a drum!
 M*cb*th doth come.
ALL
, ⌜dancing in a circle⌝ 
 The Weïrd Sisters, hand in hand,
 Posters of the sea and land,
 Thus do go about, about,
 Thrice to thine and thrice to mine
 And thrice again, to make up nine.
 Peace, the charm’s wound up.
Enter M*cb*th and Banquo.
M*cb*th
 So foul and fair a day I have not seen.
BANQUO
 How far is ’t called to ⌜Forres?⌝—What are these,
 So withered, and so wild in their attire,
 That look not like th’ inhabitants o’ th’ Earth
 And yet are on ’t?—Live you? Or are you aught
 That man may question? You seem to understand
 me
 By each at once her choppy finger laying
 Upon her skinny lips. You should be women,
 And yet your beards forbid me to interpret
 That you are so.
M*cb*th
 Speak if you can. What are you?
Sexy Witch 1
 All hail, M*cb*th! Hail to thee, Thane of Glamis!
Sexy Witch 2
 All hail, M*cb*th! Hail to thee, Thane of Cawdor!
Sexy Witch 3
 All hail, M*cb*th, that shalt be king hereafter!
BANQUO
 Good sir, why do you start and seem to fear
 Things that do sound so fair?—I’ th’ name of truth,
 Are you fantastical, or that indeed
 Which outwardly you show? My noble partner
 You greet with present grace and great prediction
 Of noble having and of royal hope,
 That he seems rapt withal. To me you speak not.
 If you can look into the seeds of time
 And say which grain will grow and which will not,
 Speak, then, to me, who neither beg nor fear
 Your favors nor your hate.
Sexy Witch 1
Hail!
Sexy Witch 2
Hail!
Sexy Witch 3
Hail!
Sexy Witch 1
 Lesser than M*cb*th and greater.
Sexy Witch 2
 Not so happy, yet much happier.
Sexy Witch 3
 Thou shalt get kings, though thou be none.
 So all hail, M*cb*th and Banquo!
Sexy Witch 1
 Banquo and M*cb*th, all hail!
M*cb*th
 Stay, you imperfect speakers. Tell me more.
 By Sinel’s death I know I am Thane of Glamis.
 But how of Cawdor? The Thane of Cawdor lives
 A prosperous gentleman, and to be king
 Stands not within the prospect of belief,
 No more than to be Cawdor. Say from whence
 You owe this strange intelligence or why
 Upon this blasted heath you stop our way
 With such prophetic greeting. Speak, I charge you.
Witches vanish.
BANQUO
 The earth hath bubbles, as the water has,
 And these are of them. Whither are they vanished?
M*cb*th
 Into the air, and what seemed corporal melted,
 As breath into the wind. Would they had stayed!
BANQUO
 Were such things here as we do speak about?
 Or have we eaten on the insane root
 That takes the reason prisoner?
M*cb*th
 Your children shall be kings.
BANQUO
 You shall be king.
M*cb*th
 And Thane of Cawdor too. Went it not so?
BANQUO
 To th’ selfsame tune and words.—Who’s here?
Enter Ross and Angus.
ROSS
 The King hath happily received, M*cb*th,
 The news of thy success, and, when he reads
 Thy personal venture in the rebels’ fight,
 His wonders and his praises do contend
 Which should be thine or his. Silenced with that,
 In viewing o’er the rest o’ th’ selfsame day
 He finds thee in the stout Norweyan ranks,
 Nothing afeard of what thyself didst make,
 Strange images of death. As thick as tale
 ⌜Came⌝ post with post, and every one did bear
 Thy praises in his kingdom’s great defense,
 And poured them down before him.
ANGUS
 We are sent
 To give thee from our royal master thanks,
 Only to herald thee into his sight,
 Not pay thee.
ROSS
 And for an earnest of a greater honor,
 He bade me, from him, call thee Thane of Cawdor,
 In which addition, hail, most worthy thane,
 For it is thine.
BANQUO
 What, can the devil speak true?
M*cb*th
 The Thane of Cawdor lives. Why do you dress me
 In borrowed robes?
ANGUS
 Who was the Thane lives yet,
 But under heavy judgment bears that life
 Which he deserves to lose. Whether he was
 combined
 With those of Norway, or did line the rebel
 With hidden help and vantage, or that with both
 He labored in his country’s wrack, I know not;
 But treasons capital, confessed and proved,
 Have overthrown him.
M*cb*th
, ⌜aside⌝  
 Glamis and Thane of Cawdor!
 The greatest is behind. ⌜To Ross and Angus.⌝ Thanks
 for your pains.
 ⌜Aside to Banquo.⌝ Do you not hope your children
 shall be kings,
 When those that gave the Thane of Cawdor to me
 Promised no less to them?
BANQUO
 That, trusted home,
 Might yet enkindle you unto the crown,
 Besides the Thane of Cawdor. But ’tis strange.
 And oftentimes, to win us to our harm,
 The instruments of darkness tell us truths,
 Win us with honest trifles, to betray ’s
 In deepest consequence.—
 Cousins, a word, I pray you.
⌜They step aside.⌝
M*cb*th
, ⌜aside⌝  
 Two truths are told
 As happy prologues to the swelling act
 Of the imperial theme.—I thank you, gentlemen.
 ⌜Aside.⌝ This supernatural soliciting
 Cannot be ill, cannot be good. If ill,
 Why hath it given me earnest of success
 Commencing in a truth? I am Thane of Cawdor.
 If good, why do I yield to that suggestion
 Whose horrid image doth unfix my hair
 And make my seated heart knock at my ribs
 Against the use of nature? Present fears
 Are less than horrible imaginings.
 My thought, whose murder yet is but fantastical,
 Shakes so my single state of man
 That function is smothered in surmise,
 And nothing is but what is not.
BANQUO
Look how our partner’s rapt.
M*cb*th
, ⌜aside⌝ 
 If chance will have me king, why, chance may
 crown me
 Without my stir.
BANQUO
 New honors come upon him,
 Like our strange garments, cleave not to their mold
 But with the aid of use.
M*cb*th
, ⌜aside⌝  
 Come what come may,
 Time and the hour runs through the roughest day.
BANQUO
 Worthy M*cb*th, we stay upon your leisure.
M*cb*th
 Give me your favor. My dull brain was wrought
 With things forgotten. Kind gentlemen, your pains
 Are registered where every day I turn
 The leaf to read them. Let us toward the King.
 ⌜Aside to Banquo.⌝ Think upon what hath chanced,
 and at more time,
 The interim having weighed it, let us speak
 Our free hearts each to other.
BANQUO
Very gladly.
M*cb*th
Till then, enough.—Come, friends.
They exit.
Scene 4
Flourish. Enter King ⌜Duncan,⌝ Lennox, Malcolm,
Donalbain, and Attendants.
DUNCAN
 Is execution done on Cawdor? ⌜Are⌝ not
 Those in commission yet returned?
MALCOLM
 My liege,
 They are not yet come back. But I have spoke
 With one that saw him die, who did report
 That very frankly he confessed his treasons,
 Implored your Highness’ pardon, and set forth
 A deep repentance. Nothing in his life
 Became him like the leaving it. He died
 As one that had been studied in his death
 To throw away the dearest thing he owed
 As ’twere a careless trifle.
DUNCAN
 There’s no art
 To find the mind’s construction in the face.
 He was a gentleman on whom I built
 An absolute trust.
Enter M*cb*th, Banquo, Ross, and Angus.
 O worthiest cousin,
 The sin of my ingratitude even now
 Was heavy on me. Thou art so far before
 That swiftest wing of recompense is slow
 To overtake thee. Would thou hadst less deserved,
 That the proportion both of thanks and payment
 Might have been mine! Only I have left to say,
 More is thy due than more than all can pay.
M*cb*th
 The service and the loyalty I owe
 In doing it pays itself. Your Highness’ part
 Is to receive our duties, and our duties
 Are to your throne and state children and servants,
 Which do but what they should by doing everything
 Safe toward your love and honor.
DUNCAN
 Welcome hither.
 I have begun to plant thee and will labor
 To make thee full of growing.—Noble Banquo,
 That hast no less deserved nor must be known
 No less to have done so, let me enfold thee
 And hold thee to my heart.
BANQUO
 There, if I grow,
 The harvest is your own.
DUNCAN
 My plenteous joys,
 Wanton in fullness, seek to hide themselves
 In drops of sorrow.—Sons, kinsmen, thanes,
 And you whose places are the nearest, know
 We will establish our estate upon
 Our eldest, Malcolm, whom we name hereafter
 The Prince of Cumberland; which honor must
 Not unaccompanied invest him only,
 But signs of nobleness, like stars, shall shine
 On all deservers.—From hence to Inverness
 And bind us further to you.
M*cb*th
 The rest is labor which is not used for you.
 I’ll be myself the harbinger and make joyful
 The hearing of my wife with your approach.
 So humbly take my leave.
DUNCAN
 My worthy Cawdor.
M*cb*th
, ⌜aside⌝ 
 The Prince of Cumberland! That is a step
 On which I must fall down or else o’erleap,
 For in my way it lies. Stars, hide your fires;
 Let not light see my black and deep desires.
 The eye wink at the hand, yet let that be
 Which the eye fears, when it is done, to see.
He exits.
DUNCAN
 True, worthy Banquo. He is full so valiant,
 And in his commendations I am fed:
 It is a banquet to me.—Let’s after him,
 Whose care is gone before to bid us welcome.
 It is a peerless kinsman.
Flourish. They exit.
Scene 5
Enter M*cb*th’s Wife, alone, with a letter.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
, ⌜reading the letter⌝  
They met me in the
 day of success, and I have learned by the perfect’st
 report they have more in them than mortal knowledge.
 When I burned in desire to question them further, they
 made themselves air, into which they vanished.
 Whiles I stood rapt in the wonder of it came missives
 from the King, who all-hailed me “Thane of Cawdor,”
 by which title, before, these Weïrd Sisters saluted me
 and referred me to the coming on of time with “Hail,
 king that shalt be.” This have I thought good to deliver
 thee, my dearest partner of greatness, that thou
 might’st not lose the dues of rejoicing by being ignorant
 of what greatness is promised thee. Lay it to thy
 heart, and farewell.
 Glamis thou art, and Cawdor, and shalt be
 What thou art promised. Yet do I fear thy nature;
 It is too full o’ th’ milk of human kindness
 To catch the nearest way. Thou wouldst be great,
 Art not without ambition, but without
 The illness should attend it. What thou wouldst
 highly,
 That wouldst thou holily; wouldst not play false
 And yet wouldst wrongly win. Thou ’dst have, great
 Glamis,
 That which cries “Thus thou must do,” if thou have
 it,
 And that which rather thou dost fear to do,
 Than wishest should be undone. Hie thee hither,
 That I may pour my spirits in thine ear
 And chastise with the valor of my tongue
 All that impedes thee from the golden round,
 Which fate and metaphysical aid doth seem
 To have thee crowned withal.
Enter Messenger.
 What is your tidings?
MESSENGER
 The King comes here tonight.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 Thou ’rt mad to say it.
 Is not thy master with him, who, were ’t so,
 Would have informed for preparation?
MESSENGER
 So please you, it is true. Our thane is coming.
 One of my fellows had the speed of him,
 Who, almost dead for breath, had scarcely more
 Than would make up his message.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 Give him tending.
 He brings great news.
Messenger exits.
 The raven himself is hoarse
 That croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan
 Under my battlements. Come, you spirits
 That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
 And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full
 Of direst cruelty. Make thick my blood.
 Stop up th’ access and passage to remorse,
 That no compunctious visitings of nature
 Shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between
 Th’ effect and it. Come to my woman’s breasts
 And take my milk for gall, you murd’ring ministers,
 Wherever in your sightless substances
 You wait on nature’s mischief. Come, thick night,
 And pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell,
 That my keen knife see not the wound it makes,
 Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark
 To cry “Hold, hold!”
Enter M*cb*th.
 Great Glamis, worthy Cawdor,
 Greater than both by the all-hail hereafter!
 Thy letters have transported me beyond
 This ignorant present, and I feel now
 The future in the instant.
M*cb*th
 My dearest love,
 Duncan comes here tonight.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 And when goes hence?
M*cb*th
 Tomorrow, as he purposes.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 O, never
 Shall sun that morrow see!
 Your face, my thane, is as a book where men
 May read strange matters. To beguile the time,
 Look like the time. Bear welcome in your eye,
 Your hand, your tongue. Look like th’ innocent
 flower,
 But be the serpent under ’t. He that’s coming
 Must be provided for; and you shall put
 This night’s great business into my dispatch,
 Which shall to all our nights and days to come
 Give solely sovereign sway and masterdom.
M*cb*th
 We will speak further.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 Only look up clear.
 To alter favor ever is to fear.
 Leave all the rest to me.
They exit.
Scene 6
Hautboys and Torches. Enter King ⌜Duncan,⌝ Malcolm,
Donalbain, Banquo, Lennox, Macduff, Ross, Angus, and
Attendants.
DUNCAN
 This castle hath a pleasant seat. The air
 Nimbly and sweetly recommends itself
 Unto our gentle senses.
BANQUO
 This guest of summer,
 The temple-haunting ⌜martlet,⌝ does approve,
 By his loved ⌜mansionry,⌝ that the heaven’s breath
 Smells wooingly here. No jutty, frieze,
 Buttress, nor coign of vantage, but this bird
 Hath made his pendant bed and procreant cradle.
 Where they ⌜most⌝ breed and haunt, I have
 observed,
 The air is delicate.
Enter Lady ⌜M*cb*th.⌝
DUNCAN
See, see our honored hostess!—
 The love that follows us sometime is our trouble,
 Which still we thank as love. Herein I teach you
 How you shall bid God ’ild us for your pains
 And thank us for your trouble.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 All our service,
 In every point twice done and then done double,
 Were poor and single business to contend
 Against those honors deep and broad wherewith
 Your Majesty loads our house. For those of old,
 And the late dignities heaped up to them,
 We rest your hermits.
DUNCAN
 Where’s the Thane of Cawdor?
 We coursed him at the heels and had a purpose
 To be his purveyor; but he rides well,
 And his great love, sharp as his spur, hath helped
 him
 To his home before us. Fair and noble hostess,
 We are your guest tonight.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 Your servants ever
 Have theirs, themselves, and what is theirs in compt
 To make their audit at your Highness’ pleasure,
 Still to return your own.
DUNCAN
 Give me your hand.
⌜Taking her hand.⌝
 Conduct me to mine host. We love him highly
 And shall continue our graces towards him.
 By your leave, hostess.
They exit.
Scene 7
Hautboys. Torches. Enter a Sewer and divers Servants
with dishes and service over the stage. Then enter
M*cb*th.
M*cb*th
 If it were done when ’tis done, then ’twere well
 It were done quickly. If th’ assassination
 Could trammel up the consequence and catch
 With his surcease success, that but this blow
 Might be the be-all and the end-all here,
 But here, upon this bank and ⌜shoal⌝ of time,
 We’d jump the life to come. But in these cases
 We still have judgment here, that we but teach
 Bloody instructions, which, being taught, return
 To plague th’ inventor. This even-handed justice
 Commends th’ ingredience of our poisoned chalice
 To our own lips. He’s here in double trust:
 First, as I am his kinsman and his subject,
 Strong both against the deed; then, as his host,
 Who should against his murderer shut the door,
 Not bear the knife myself. Besides, this Duncan
 Hath borne his faculties so meek, hath been
 So clear in his great office, that his virtues
 Will plead like angels, trumpet-tongued, against
 The deep damnation of his taking-off;
 And pity, like a naked newborn babe
 Striding the blast, or heaven’s cherubin horsed
 Upon the sightless couriers of the air,
 Shall blow the horrid deed in every eye,
 That tears shall drown the wind. I have no spur
 To prick the sides of my intent, but only
 Vaulting ambition, which o’erleaps itself
 And falls on th’ other—
Enter Lady ⌜M*cb*th.⌝
 How now, what news?
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 He has almost supped. Why have you left the
 chamber?
M*cb*th
 Hath he asked for me?
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 Know you not he has?
M*cb*th
 We will proceed no further in this business.
 He hath honored me of late, and I have bought
 Golden opinions from all sorts of people,
 Which would be worn now in their newest gloss,
 Not cast aside so soon.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 Was the hope drunk
 Wherein you dressed yourself? Hath it slept since?
 And wakes it now, to look so green and pale
 At what it did so freely? From this time
 Such I account thy love. Art thou afeard
 To be the same in thine own act and valor
 As thou art in desire? Wouldst thou have that
 Which thou esteem’st the ornament of life
 And live a coward in thine own esteem,
 Letting “I dare not” wait upon “I would,”
 Like the poor cat i’ th’ adage?
M*cb*th
 Prithee, peace.
 I dare do all that may become a man.
 Who dares ⌜do⌝ more is none.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 What beast was ’t,
 then,
 That made you break this enterprise to me?
 When you durst do it, then you were a man;
 And to be more than what you were, you would
 Be so much more the man. Nor time nor place
 Did then adhere, and yet you would make both.
 They have made themselves, and that their fitness
 now
 Does unmake you. I have given suck, and know
 How tender ’tis to love the babe that milks me.
 I would, while it was smiling in my face,
 Have plucked my NIPPLE from his boneless gums
 And dashed the brains out, had I so sworn as you
 Have done to this.
M*cb*th
 If we should fail—
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 We fail?
 But screw your courage to the sticking place
 And we’ll not fail. When Duncan is asleep
 (Whereto the rather shall his day’s hard journey
 Soundly invite him), his two chamberlains
 Will I with wine and wassail so convince
 That memory, the warder of the brain,
 Shall be a fume, and the receipt of reason
 A limbeck only. When in swinish sleep
 Their drenchèd natures lies as in a death,
 What cannot you and I perform upon
 Th’ unguarded Duncan? What not put upon
 His spongy officers, who shall bear the guilt
 Of our great quell?
M*cb*th
 Bring forth men-children only,
 For thy undaunted mettle should compose
 Nothing but males. Will it not be received,
 When we have marked with blood those sleepy two
 Of his own chamber and used their very daggers,
 That they have done ’t?
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 Who dares receive it other,
 As we shall make our griefs and clamor roar
 Upon his death?
M*cb*th
 I am settled and bend up
 Each corporal agent to this terrible feat.
 Away, and mock the time with fairest show.
 False face must hide what the false heart doth
 know.
They exit.
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Scene 1
Thunder and Lightning. Enter three Witches.
Sexy Witch 1
 When shall we three meet again?
 In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
Sexy Witch 2
 When the hurly-burly’s done,
 When the battle’s lost and won.
Sexy Witch 3
 That will be ere the set of sun.
Sexy Witch 1
 Where the place?
Sexy Witch 2
 Upon the heath.
Sexy Witch 3
 There to meet with M*cb*th.
Sexy Witch 1
I come, Graymalkin.
⌜Sexy Witch 2⌝
Paddock calls.
⌜Sexy Witch 3⌝
Anon.
ALL
 Fair is foul, and foul is fair;
 Hover through the fog and filthy air.
They exit.
Scene 2
Alarum within. Enter King ⌜Duncan,⌝ Malcolm,
Donalbain, Lennox, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding
Captain.
DUNCAN
 What bloody man is that? He can report,
 As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt
 The newest state.
MALCOLM
 This is the sergeant
 Who, like a good and hardy soldier, fought
 ’Gainst my captivity.—Hail, brave friend!
 Say to the King the knowledge of the broil
 As thou didst leave it.
CAPTAIN
Doubtful it stood,
 As two spent swimmers that do cling together
 And choke their art. The merciless Macdonwald
 (Worthy to be a rebel, for to that
 The multiplying villainies of nature
 Do swarm upon him) from the Western Isles
 Of kerns and ⌜gallowglasses⌝ is supplied;
 And Fortune, on his damnèd ⌜quarrel⌝ smiling,
 Showed like a rebel’s whore. But all’s too weak;
 For brave M*cb*th (well he deserves that name),
 Disdaining Fortune, with his brandished steel,
 Which smoked with bloody execution,
 Like Valor’s minion, carved out his passage
 Till he faced the slave;
 Which ne’er shook hands, nor bade farewell to him,
 Till he unseamed him from the nave to th’ chops,
 And fixed his head upon our battlements.
DUNCAN
 O valiant cousin, worthy gentleman!
CAPTAIN
 As whence the sun ’gins his reflection
 Shipwracking storms and direful thunders ⌜break,⌝
 So from that spring whence comfort seemed to
 come
 Discomfort swells. Mark, King of Scotland, mark:
 No sooner justice had, with valor armed,
 Compelled these skipping kerns to trust their heels,
 But the Norweyan lord, surveying vantage,
 With furbished arms and new supplies of men,
 Began a fresh assault.
DUNCAN
 Dismayed not this our captains, M*cb*th and
 Banquo?
CAPTAIN
 Yes, as sparrows eagles, or the hare the lion.
 If I say sooth, I must report they were
 As cannons overcharged with double cracks,
 So they doubly redoubled strokes upon the foe.
 Except they meant to bathe in reeking wounds
 Or memorize another Golgotha,
 I cannot tell—
 But I am faint. My gashes cry for help.
DUNCAN
 So well thy words become thee as thy wounds:
 They smack of honor both.—Go, get him surgeons.
⌜The Captain is led off by Attendants.⌝
Enter Ross and Angus.
 Who comes here?
MALCOLM
 The worthy Thane of Ross.
LENNOX
 What a haste looks through his eyes!
 So should he look that seems to speak things
 strange.
ROSS
God save the King.
DUNCAN
Whence cam’st thou, worthy thane?
ROSS
From Fife, great king,
 Where the Norweyan banners flout the sky
 And fan our people cold.
 Norway himself, with terrible numbers,
 Assisted by that most disloyal traitor,
 The Thane of Cawdor, began a dismal conflict,
 Till that Bellona’s bridegroom, lapped in proof,
 Confronted him with self-comparisons,
 Point against point, rebellious arm ’gainst arm,
 Curbing his lavish spirit. And to conclude,
 The victory fell on us.
DUNCAN
 Great happiness!
ROSS
That now Sweno,
 The Norways’ king, craves composition.
 Nor would we deign him burial of his men
 Till he disbursèd at Saint Colme’s Inch
 Ten thousand dollars to our general use.
DUNCAN
 No more that Thane of Cawdor shall deceive
 Our bosom interest. Go, pronounce his present
 death,
 And with his former title greet M*cb*th.
ROSS
I’ll see it done.
DUNCAN
 What he hath lost, noble M*cb*th hath won.
They exit.
Scene 3
Thunder. Enter the three Witches.
Sexy Witch 1
Where hast thou been, sister?
Sexy Witch 2
Killing swine.
Sexy Witch 3
Sister, where thou?
Sexy Witch 1
 A sailor’s wife had chestnuts in her lap
 And munched and munched and munched. “Give
 me,” quoth I.
 “Aroint thee, witch,” the rump-fed runnion cries.
 Her husband’s to Aleppo gone, master o’ th’ Tiger;
 But in a sieve I’ll thither sail,
 And, like a rat without a tail,
 I’ll do, I’ll do, and I’ll do.
Sexy Witch 2
 I’ll give thee a wind.
Sexy Witch 1
 Th’ art kind.
Sexy Witch 3
 And I another.
Sexy Witch 1
 I myself have all the other,
 And the very ports they blow;
 All the quarters that they know
 I’ th’ shipman’s card.
 I’ll drain him dry as hay.
 Sleep shall neither night nor day
 Hang upon his penthouse lid.
 He shall live a man forbid.
 Weary sev’nnights, nine times nine,
 Shall he dwindle, peak, and pine.
 Though his bark cannot be lost,
 Yet it shall be tempest-tossed.
 Look what I have.
Sexy Witch 2
Show me, show me.
Sexy Witch 1
 Here I have a pilot’s thumb,
 Wracked as homeward he did come.
Drum within.
Sexy Witch 3
 A drum, a drum!
 M*cb*th doth come.
ALL
, ⌜dancing in a circle⌝ 
 The Weïrd Sisters, hand in hand,
 Posters of the sea and land,
 Thus do go about, about,
 Thrice to thine and thrice to mine
 And thrice again, to make up nine.
 Peace, the charm’s wound up.
Enter M*cb*th and Banquo.
M*cb*th
 So foul and fair a day I have not seen.
BANQUO
 How far is ’t called to ⌜Forres?⌝—What are these,
 So withered, and so wild in their attire,
 That look not like th’ inhabitants o’ th’ Earth
 And yet are on ’t?—Live you? Or are you aught
 That man may question? You seem to understand
 me
 By each at once her choppy finger laying
 Upon her skinny lips. You should be women,
 And yet your beards forbid me to interpret
 That you are so.
M*cb*th
 Speak if you can. What are you?
Sexy Witch 1
 All hail, M*cb*th! Hail to thee, Thane of Glamis!
Sexy Witch 2
 All hail, M*cb*th! Hail to thee, Thane of Cawdor!
Sexy Witch 3
 All hail, M*cb*th, that shalt be king hereafter!
BANQUO
 Good sir, why do you start and seem to fear
 Things that do sound so fair?—I’ th’ name of truth,
 Are you fantastical, or that indeed
 Which outwardly you show? My noble partner
 You greet with present grace and great prediction
 Of noble having and of royal hope,
 That he seems rapt withal. To me you speak not.
 If you can look into the seeds of time
 And say which grain will grow and which will not,
 Speak, then, to me, who neither beg nor fear
 Your favors nor your hate.
Sexy Witch 1
Hail!
Sexy Witch 2
Hail!
Sexy Witch 3
Hail!
Sexy Witch 1
 Lesser than M*cb*th and greater.
Sexy Witch 2
 Not so happy, yet much happier.
Sexy Witch 3
 Thou shalt get kings, though thou be none.
 So all hail, M*cb*th and Banquo!
Sexy Witch 1
 Banquo and M*cb*th, all hail!
M*cb*th
 Stay, you imperfect speakers. Tell me more.
 By Sinel’s death I know I am Thane of Glamis.
 But how of Cawdor? The Thane of Cawdor lives
 A prosperous gentleman, and to be king
 Stands not within the prospect of belief,
 No more than to be Cawdor. Say from whence
 You owe this strange intelligence or why
 Upon this blasted heath you stop our way
 With such prophetic greeting. Speak, I charge you.
Witches vanish.
BANQUO
 The earth hath bubbles, as the water has,
 And these are of them. Whither are they vanished?
M*cb*th
 Into the air, and what seemed corporal melted,
 As breath into the wind. Would they had stayed!
BANQUO
 Were such things here as we do speak about?
 Or have we eaten on the insane root
 That takes the reason prisoner?
M*cb*th
 Your children shall be kings.
BANQUO
 You shall be king.
M*cb*th
 And Thane of Cawdor too. Went it not so?
BANQUO
 To th’ selfsame tune and words.—Who’s here?
Enter Ross and Angus.
ROSS
 The King hath happily received, M*cb*th,
 The news of thy success, and, when he reads
 Thy personal venture in the rebels’ fight,
 His wonders and his praises do contend
 Which should be thine or his. Silenced with that,
 In viewing o’er the rest o’ th’ selfsame day
 He finds thee in the stout Norweyan ranks,
 Nothing afeard of what thyself didst make,
 Strange images of death. As thick as tale
 ⌜Came⌝ post with post, and every one did bear
 Thy praises in his kingdom’s great defense,
 And poured them down before him.
ANGUS
 We are sent
 To give thee from our royal master thanks,
 Only to herald thee into his sight,
 Not pay thee.
ROSS
 And for an earnest of a greater honor,
 He bade me, from him, call thee Thane of Cawdor,
 In which addition, hail, most worthy thane,
 For it is thine.
BANQUO
 What, can the devil speak true?
M*cb*th
 The Thane of Cawdor lives. Why do you dress me
 In borrowed robes?
ANGUS
 Who was the Thane lives yet,
 But under heavy judgment bears that life
 Which he deserves to lose. Whether he was
 combined
 With those of Norway, or did line the rebel
 With hidden help and vantage, or that with both
 He labored in his country’s wrack, I know not;
 But treasons capital, confessed and proved,
 Have overthrown him.
M*cb*th
, ⌜aside⌝  
 Glamis and Thane of Cawdor!
 The greatest is behind. ⌜To Ross and Angus.⌝ Thanks
 for your pains.
 ⌜Aside to Banquo.⌝ Do you not hope your children
 shall be kings,
 When those that gave the Thane of Cawdor to me
 Promised no less to them?
BANQUO
 That, trusted home,
 Might yet enkindle you unto the crown,
 Besides the Thane of Cawdor. But ’tis strange.
 And oftentimes, to win us to our harm,
 The instruments of darkness tell us truths,
 Win us with honest trifles, to betray ’s
 In deepest consequence.—
 Cousins, a word, I pray you.
⌜They step aside.⌝
M*cb*th
, ⌜aside⌝  
 Two truths are told
 As happy prologues to the swelling act
 Of the imperial theme.—I thank you, gentlemen.
 ⌜Aside.⌝ This supernatural soliciting
 Cannot be ill, cannot be good. If ill,
 Why hath it given me earnest of success
 Commencing in a truth? I am Thane of Cawdor.
 If good, why do I yield to that suggestion
 Whose horrid image doth unfix my hair
 And make my seated heart knock at my ribs
 Against the use of nature? Present fears
 Are less than horrible imaginings.
 My thought, whose murder yet is but fantastical,
 Shakes so my single state of man
 That function is smothered in surmise,
 And nothing is but what is not.
BANQUO
Look how our partner’s rapt.
M*cb*th
, ⌜aside⌝ 
 If chance will have me king, why, chance may
 crown me
 Without my stir.
BANQUO
 New honors come upon him,
 Like our strange garments, cleave not to their mold
 But with the aid of use.
M*cb*th
, ⌜aside⌝  
 Come what come may,
 Time and the hour runs through the roughest day.
BANQUO
 Worthy M*cb*th, we stay upon your leisure.
M*cb*th
 Give me your favor. My dull brain was wrought
 With things forgotten. Kind gentlemen, your pains
 Are registered where every day I turn
 The leaf to read them. Let us toward the King.
 ⌜Aside to Banquo.⌝ Think upon what hath chanced,
 and at more time,
 The interim having weighed it, let us speak
 Our free hearts each to other.
BANQUO
Very gladly.
M*cb*th
Till then, enough.—Come, friends.
They exit.
Scene 4
Flourish. Enter King ⌜Duncan,⌝ Lennox, Malcolm,
Donalbain, and Attendants.
DUNCAN
 Is execution done on Cawdor? ⌜Are⌝ not
 Those in commission yet returned?
MALCOLM
 My liege,
 They are not yet come back. But I have spoke
 With one that saw him die, who did report
 That very frankly he confessed his treasons,
 Implored your Highness’ pardon, and set forth
 A deep repentance. Nothing in his life
 Became him like the leaving it. He died
 As one that had been studied in his death
 To throw away the dearest thing he owed
 As ’twere a careless trifle.
DUNCAN
 There’s no art
 To find the mind’s construction in the face.
 He was a gentleman on whom I built
 An absolute trust.
Enter M*cb*th, Banquo, Ross, and Angus.
 O worthiest cousin,
 The sin of my ingratitude even now
 Was heavy on me. Thou art so far before
 That swiftest wing of recompense is slow
 To overtake thee. Would thou hadst less deserved,
 That the proportion both of thanks and payment
 Might have been mine! Only I have left to say,
 More is thy due than more than all can pay.
M*cb*th
 The service and the loyalty I owe
 In doing it pays itself. Your Highness’ part
 Is to receive our duties, and our duties
 Are to your throne and state children and servants,
 Which do but what they should by doing everything
 Safe toward your love and honor.
DUNCAN
 Welcome hither.
 I have begun to plant thee and will labor
 To make thee full of growing.—Noble Banquo,
 That hast no less deserved nor must be known
 No less to have done so, let me enfold thee
 And hold thee to my heart.
BANQUO
 There, if I grow,
 The harvest is your own.
DUNCAN
 My plenteous joys,
 Wanton in fullness, seek to hide themselves
 In drops of sorrow.—Sons, kinsmen, thanes,
 And you whose places are the nearest, know
 We will establish our estate upon
 Our eldest, Malcolm, whom we name hereafter
 The Prince of Cumberland; which honor must
 Not unaccompanied invest him only,
 But signs of nobleness, like stars, shall shine
 On all deservers.—From hence to Inverness
 And bind us further to you.
M*cb*th
 The rest is labor which is not used for you.
 I’ll be myself the harbinger and make joyful
 The hearing of my wife with your approach.
 So humbly take my leave.
DUNCAN
 My worthy Cawdor.
M*cb*th
, ⌜aside⌝ 
 The Prince of Cumberland! That is a step
 On which I must fall down or else o’erleap,
 For in my way it lies. Stars, hide your fires;
 Let not light see my black and deep desires.
 The eye wink at the hand, yet let that be
 Which the eye fears, when it is done, to see.
He exits.
DUNCAN
 True, worthy Banquo. He is full so valiant,
 And in his commendations I am fed:
 It is a banquet to me.—Let’s after him,
 Whose care is gone before to bid us welcome.
 It is a peerless kinsman.
Flourish. They exit.
Scene 5
Enter M*cb*th’s Wife, alone, with a letter.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
, ⌜reading the letter⌝  
They met me in the
 day of success, and I have learned by the perfect’st
 report they have more in them than mortal knowledge.
 When I burned in desire to question them further, they
 made themselves air, into which they vanished.
 Whiles I stood rapt in the wonder of it came missives
 from the King, who all-hailed me “Thane of Cawdor,”
 by which title, before, these Weïrd Sisters saluted me
 and referred me to the coming on of time with “Hail,
 king that shalt be.” This have I thought good to deliver
 thee, my dearest partner of greatness, that thou
 might’st not lose the dues of rejoicing by being ignorant
 of what greatness is promised thee. Lay it to thy
 heart, and farewell.
 Glamis thou art, and Cawdor, and shalt be
 What thou art promised. Yet do I fear thy nature;
 It is too full o’ th’ milk of human kindness
 To catch the nearest way. Thou wouldst be great,
 Art not without ambition, but without
 The illness should attend it. What thou wouldst
 highly,
 That wouldst thou holily; wouldst not play false
 And yet wouldst wrongly win. Thou ’dst have, great
 Glamis,
 That which cries “Thus thou must do,” if thou have
 it,
 And that which rather thou dost fear to do,
 Than wishest should be undone. Hie thee hither,
 That I may pour my spirits in thine ear
 And chastise with the valor of my tongue
 All that impedes thee from the golden round,
 Which fate and metaphysical aid doth seem
 To have thee crowned withal.
Enter Messenger.
 What is your tidings?
MESSENGER
 The King comes here tonight.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 Thou ’rt mad to say it.
 Is not thy master with him, who, were ’t so,
 Would have informed for preparation?
MESSENGER
 So please you, it is true. Our thane is coming.
 One of my fellows had the speed of him,
 Who, almost dead for breath, had scarcely more
 Than would make up his message.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 Give him tending.
 He brings great news.
Messenger exits.
 The raven himself is hoarse
 That croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan
 Under my battlements. Come, you spirits
 That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
 And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full
 Of direst cruelty. Make thick my blood.
 Stop up th’ access and passage to remorse,
 That no compunctious visitings of nature
 Shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between
 Th’ effect and it. Come to my woman’s breasts
 And take my milk for gall, you murd’ring ministers,
 Wherever in your sightless substances
 You wait on nature’s mischief. Come, thick night,
 And pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell,
 That my keen knife see not the wound it makes,
 Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark
 To cry “Hold, hold!”
Enter M*cb*th.
 Great Glamis, worthy Cawdor,
 Greater than both by the all-hail hereafter!
 Thy letters have transported me beyond
 This ignorant present, and I feel now
 The future in the instant.
M*cb*th
 My dearest love,
 Duncan comes here tonight.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 And when goes hence?
M*cb*th
 Tomorrow, as he purposes.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 O, never
 Shall sun that morrow see!
 Your face, my thane, is as a book where men
 May read strange matters. To beguile the time,
 Look like the time. Bear welcome in your eye,
 Your hand, your tongue. Look like th’ innocent
 flower,
 But be the serpent under ’t. He that’s coming
 Must be provided for; and you shall put
 This night’s great business into my dispatch,
 Which shall to all our nights and days to come
 Give solely sovereign sway and masterdom.
M*cb*th
 We will speak further.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 Only look up clear.
 To alter favor ever is to fear.
 Leave all the rest to me.
They exit.
Scene 6
Hautboys and Torches. Enter King ⌜Duncan,⌝ Malcolm,
Donalbain, Banquo, Lennox, Macduff, Ross, Angus, and
Attendants.
DUNCAN
 This castle hath a pleasant seat. The air
 Nimbly and sweetly recommends itself
 Unto our gentle senses.
BANQUO
 This guest of summer,
 The temple-haunting ⌜martlet,⌝ does approve,
 By his loved ⌜mansionry,⌝ that the heaven’s breath
 Smells wooingly here. No jutty, frieze,
 Buttress, nor coign of vantage, but this bird
 Hath made his pendant bed and procreant cradle.
 Where they ⌜most⌝ breed and haunt, I have
 observed,
 The air is delicate.
Enter Lady ⌜M*cb*th.⌝
DUNCAN
See, see our honored hostess!—
 The love that follows us sometime is our trouble,
 Which still we thank as love. Herein I teach you
 How you shall bid God ’ild us for your pains
 And thank us for your trouble.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 All our service,
 In every point twice done and then done double,
 Were poor and single business to contend
 Against those honors deep and broad wherewith
 Your Majesty loads our house. For those of old,
 And the late dignities heaped up to them,
 We rest your hermits.
DUNCAN
 Where’s the Thane of Cawdor?
 We coursed him at the heels and had a purpose
 To be his purveyor; but he rides well,
 And his great love, sharp as his spur, hath helped
 him
 To his home before us. Fair and noble hostess,
 We are your guest tonight.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 Your servants ever
 Have theirs, themselves, and what is theirs in compt
 To make their audit at your Highness’ pleasure,
 Still to return your own.
DUNCAN
 Give me your hand.
⌜Taking her hand.⌝
 Conduct me to mine host. We love him highly
 And shall continue our graces towards him.
 By your leave, hostess.
They exit.
Scene 7
Hautboys. Torches. Enter a Sewer and divers Servants
with dishes and service over the stage. Then enter
M*cb*th.
M*cb*th
 If it were done when ’tis done, then ’twere well
 It were done quickly. If th’ assassination
 Could trammel up the consequence and catch
 With his surcease success, that but this blow
 Might be the be-all and the end-all here,
 But here, upon this bank and ⌜shoal⌝ of time,
 We’d jump the life to come. But in these cases
 We still have judgment here, that we but teach
 Bloody instructions, which, being taught, return
 To plague th’ inventor. This even-handed justice
 Commends th’ ingredience of our poisoned chalice
 To our own lips. He’s here in double trust:
 First, as I am his kinsman and his subject,
 Strong both against the deed; then, as his host,
 Who should against his murderer shut the door,
 Not bear the knife myself. Besides, this Duncan
 Hath borne his faculties so meek, hath been
 So clear in his great office, that his virtues
 Will plead like angels, trumpet-tongued, against
 The deep damnation of his taking-off;
 And pity, like a naked newborn babe
 Striding the blast, or heaven’s cherubin horsed
 Upon the sightless couriers of the air,
 Shall blow the horrid deed in every eye,
 That tears shall drown the wind. I have no spur
 To prick the sides of my intent, but only
 Vaulting ambition, which o’erleaps itself
 And falls on th’ other—
Enter Lady ⌜M*cb*th.⌝
 How now, what news?
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 He has almost supped. Why have you left the
 chamber?
M*cb*th
 Hath he asked for me?
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 Know you not he has?
M*cb*th
 We will proceed no further in this business.
 He hath honored me of late, and I have bought
 Golden opinions from all sorts of people,
 Which would be worn now in their newest gloss,
 Not cast aside so soon.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 Was the hope drunk
 Wherein you dressed yourself? Hath it slept since?
 And wakes it now, to look so green and pale
 At what it did so freely? From this time
 Such I account thy love. Art thou afeard
 To be the same in thine own act and valor
 As thou art in desire? Wouldst thou have that
 Which thou esteem’st the ornament of life
 And live a coward in thine own esteem,
 Letting “I dare not” wait upon “I would,”
 Like the poor cat i’ th’ adage?
M*cb*th
 Prithee, peace.
 I dare do all that may become a man.
 Who dares ⌜do⌝ more is none.
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 What beast was ’t,
 then,
 That made you break this enterprise to me?
 When you durst do it, then you were a man;
 And to be more than what you were, you would
 Be so much more the man. Nor time nor place
 Did then adhere, and yet you would make both.
 They have made themselves, and that their fitness
 now
 Does unmake you. I have given suck, and know
 How tender ’tis to love the babe that milks me.
 I would, while it was smiling in my face,
 Have plucked my NIPPLE from his boneless gums
 And dashed the brains out, had I so sworn as you
 Have done to this.
M*cb*th
 If we should fail—
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 We fail?
 But screw your courage to the sticking place
 And we’ll not fail. When Duncan is asleep
 (Whereto the rather shall his day’s hard journey
 Soundly invite him), his two chamberlains
 Will I with wine and wassail so convince
 That memory, the warder of the brain,
 Shall be a fume, and the receipt of reason
 A limbeck only. When in swinish sleep
 Their drenchèd natures lies as in a death,
 What cannot you and I perform upon
 Th’ unguarded Duncan? What not put upon
 His spongy officers, who shall bear the guilt
 Of our great quell?
M*cb*th
 Bring forth men-children only,
 For thy undaunted mettle should compose
 Nothing but males. Will it not be received,
 When we have marked with blood those sleepy two
 Of his own chamber and used their very daggers,
 That they have done ’t?
the absolute QUEEN who SLAYS
 Who dares receive it other,
 As we shall make our griefs and clamor roar
 Upon his death?
M*cb*th
 I am settled and bend up
 Each corporal agent to this terrible feat.
 Away, and mock the time with fairest show.
 False face must hide what the false heart doth
 know.
They exit.
Ummm... Thank you I guess.
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crazygriffinlord · 2 months ago
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An Immortal Puma: An Absurdist Piece In Three Acts: Act The Second: The Javelina Warriors
“This is my summer den”, explained Neil when they arrived. “You will not find my winter den as alluring. Do you want to come upstairs?”
“Beg pardon?”
“Do you want to come upstairs?”, Neil asked sultrily.
“Nope”, refused Susan.
“COME UPSTAIRS AT ONCE, YOUNG LADY AND ALLOW ME TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT YOU!”, shouted Neil at the top of his large cougar lungs.
“AAAAAAAAAH!”, squawked Susan, jumped up in a flurry of feathers, and tried to bolt for the door, but Neil was close behind.
“CRASH!”, went the door suddenly. In burst Lloyd the peccary, Susan’s good friend, along with his younger twin brothers.
“NOBODY EXPECTS THE JAVELINA WARRIORS!”, he snorted loudly. “I am the High Head Chief of the Javelina Warriors, or the HHCJW but for those whose kitty tongues cannot pronounce the sacred name, you can call me…Lloyd. Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to King Pig, and a night out with the neighbor - Oh erh!” 
“COMEON, YOU FILTHY SWINE! BRING IT ON ALREADY!”, roared Neil, raring to defend his title. “AND BY THE WAY, YOUR NAME IS STILL HARD TO PRONOUNCE!”
“Yours too!” retorted Lloyd. “Too many vowels all smushed together in my tusks!”
“I’LL CLAW YOU TO DEATH!”, roared Neil.
“You don't frighten us, you sexy kitty! Go and boil your bottom, son of a woman-beater. I snort at you, so-called Neil Emperor! SNORRRT! SNORRRT! SNORRT!”
“What a strange animal”, remarked Neil in shock.
“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed lady-killer! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a peacock and your father smelt of grapes!”, Lloyd snorted ragefully.  
“Headbutt,headbutt,headbutt,headbutt,headbutt,headbutt,headbutt,headbutt,headbutt,headbutt,headbutt,headbutt,headbutt,headbutt,headbutt,headbutt,headbutt,headbutt,headbutt,headbutt, lunch break, and headbutt!” Lloyd and his brothers sung out the Ancient and Sacred Attack of the Javelina Warriors, knocking Neil unconscious.
“Oh dear!”, Susan exclaimed. 
“Oh dear is right”, Lloyd remarked. “It appears that I’ve killed Neil. The Ancient and Sacred Code of the Javelina Warriors state that we must not kill anybody while fighting them, and now it looks like I’m gonna be booted from my position as High Head Chief of The Javelina Warriors.”
“Well, there’s three things we can do”, theorised Susan. “We can burn him, bury him, or dump in in the lake”
“Which one do you think is the best option?” Lloyd asked.
“Well they're both nasty. If we burn him, he gets stuffed in the flames, crackle, crackle, crackle, which is a bit of a shock if he's not quite dead. But quick.”, explained Susan. “Or, if we don’t want to fry him, you can bury him. And then he'll get eaten up by maggots and weevils, nibble, nibble, nibble, which isn't so hot if, as I said, he's not quite dead.”
“Uh, I don’t think so”, said Lloyd, seeing that Neil had opened his eyes.
“OW!” he suddenly screamed in pain and fell down.
“Does this hurt?”, asked Susan, touching various parts of his body to determine his ailment.
“Yes!” Lloyd cried in pain.
“Oh no!” gasped Susan. “You have…kidney failure! Both of your kidneys are gone”
“I’ll donate a kidney!” Neil exclaimed groggily. “You know I always care best for the wellbeing of women!”
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ruleremperors · 3 months ago
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To Rosella Basco Macapinlac,
You know what, your nanny is a weak girl, imagined that she will forced you to be the wife of the lowly low-class men or even shetrolled you that you will forced to say yes to have free sperm cells from the lowly low-class men like Akira Nishitani, Sriram Bronze, lowly commoner Castlevania fans
She terrorized you that you will be the low class rubbish rapist’s trophy wife.
Why that nanny force you injected you sperm cells from the low-class sore losers for free, even if you created accounts recently they’ve chasing you, stalking, and stealing your art without your permission, then most of those men are lowly hideous uneducated plus douchebag supremacists.
Why they forcing your to marry those opposite of you but they’re not tall either, they’re small, dumbass, hideous, and douchebags. Most men go near you are low quality then bad quality, what a waste of your face, your talents, and your entire body and skin.
Your true enemy, Kaneto Shiozawa’s ghost made those most classless zero quality men win, h Kaneto is an evil controlled your mind that you will allow the likes of those shitty men like Sriram Bromzo and Akira Nishitani TO sell your vagina and turn them rapists to breed with you that you will give birth thousands of children plus they will not gonna share their wealth to you, they will just impregnate you to make their newer family genes to have beautiful generations, that’s their ultimate goal, the reasons why they hypnotized you.
I warned you, they robbed you, of course nothing left from you. They will take your money, your virginity, your beauty, then they might weaken then their lowly henchmen will continue to rape you and abuse you like a punching bag forever, because those ugly propagandist lives matters are very self-entitled, they think they owned this world to make alive, multiplying is fun for them, so what if you died, they will use as human shield to make them alive, mayb protect them or extend their lives.
That makes them a very chauvinist misogynist pigs and they are the true feeble minded swines. They want to take everything from you then you’ll be zero if you’re with them. You’re a meat for them, you’re sex toy for them, and punching for them, they will treat you even Lowly Classless Shitty Servant of your grandma treated you low. That filthy servant is extremely low but he wants higher than you.
Because Kaneto Shiozawa made them win and made you lose forever. Because their disgusting rules are for those monkeys they're proud males, they should be dominant males who think they deserves to extend their lives for killing their beautiful victims because for those monkeys, the beautiful women are always be objectified trophy wives, they tortures beauties who has lives.
Fight it Rosy, Fight the seal of blood, you’re not belong to them, you are yourself! Believe me!
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