#killing a clown IS funny

[perilegs]

not an astarion defender in the traditional sense, but in the sense that the whims he gets approval from are funny. i would also approve of someone throwing shit at people who asked them to smear their face with said shit

[heartorbit]

happy halloween! 🎃🐈‍⬛👻🐇

[archdevilsupreme]

stealing the show in Ice Nine Kills' "A Work Of Art"

[hellscap3]

Various lil doodles ^^

[beetlebubble]

So many neighbors, I couldn't even fit them all. I'll add some close ups below.

[phantoms-world-and-more]

Danny makes the joker disappear

One of jasons mysterious friends have decided to visit, They dont know anything about him other than Jason's close to him

They were able to get jason to agree to let them meet this danny

It goes alright for the most part until...

Until the joker escaped arkam again, which led to there being a fight between jason and bruce while tim had to explain that the joker is the person that killed jason

What no one was expecting was for danny to offer to kill the joker. He said that batman doesn't have power over him so he could

Danny: you say the word jason, you want the joker dead, I'll make him very dead

Bruce: you can't kil-

Jason: MAKE HIM SUFFER!!!

Danny: my pleasure

And danny disappears for like 4 hours, that wouldn't be so bad but the joker hasent been seen in all the time since he disappeared

Bruce is worried danny actually killed the joker while jason is a mix between concerned for danny and excitement at the joker being dead

Once it's morning danny strolls into wayne mannor like he wasn't gone for hours

The batfam go up to danny and ask where the joker is and he replies

Danny: On top of the police station...and an allie behind the strip clup...and the dumpster on 5th...and under a bridge in a dog park 2 blocks down...and-

[echosong971]

this is pretty much how the first fight with him went

[beanghostprincess]

Headcanon that Buggy in calmness is probably very gorgeous, it's just that he emotes like a muppet and everyone is put off by muppet emotions...and then the pretty boy Buggy sneaks up on them and they stare gobsmacked in the distance like "oh no the clown is pretty, I must guard this truth till death", which is probably why Shanks is seething,screaming, crying whenever Buggy gets new allies...he can't have more rivals in love for Buggy, he needs everyone to stay firmly in the "muppet clown man" stage of knowing Buggy...Mihawk calls him up at 3 in the morning, post realisation, says "I get it now" down the receiver and hangs up before Shanks is even awake enough to comprehend it and when he does he goes to wake up Benn to beg him to sail off to Karai Bari to stop Mihawk and Crocodile from seducing his clown. Benn doesn't care about it, Shanks is just lucky cause Croc and Hawk are shit at flirting and Buggy is oblivious to being attractive

Shanks doing everything he can so people think Buggy isn't gorgeous is extremely hilarious to me, thank you. He noticed he was pretty when they were kids (because he didn't only see him calm, but truly happy back then) and he's been keeping it to himself selfishly because he really, really wants Buggy's beauty to stay between them. Jealouse dumbass in love. When Mihawk calls, I'm sure he just does that to inform Shanks but there's this layer of competition and making him know he's gonna flirt with Buggy that I love. Shanks crying sobbing and telling Benn to go to Karai Bari is the most real thing in the world but it's just so funny because, when he actually gets there, he'll find Mihawk and Crocodile trying to win Buggy's heart while Buggy genuinely thinks they hate him (<- oblivious clown).

[blackbatest]

Talia, pushing Jason into the Lazarus Pit: I can fix him (Bruce) by fixing him (Jason)

[monstersdownthepath]

It really is a pity, if I'm being honest. If you told someone who had never dove into Pathfinder's lore that Golarion has its own version of the Joker and that he was an extremely powerful devil whose job and entire purpose for existence, specifically, is "conquer Golarion," this hypothetical person would probably have their flabbers gasted if you told them he has never been the Big Bad in an AP or even so much as a Module.

This guy

is Asmodeus' most trusted agent for the purpose of conquering Golarion, arguably THE most important planet in all of creation for Asmodeus to have total dominion over due to it containing Rovagug.

And yet, scarcely a mention in any book not specifically about fiendish divinities! One of the scant bits of lore about him (in Council of Thieves: Infernal Syndrome, pg. 89) tells of when his trickery was reversed upon him, while his second largest scattering of lore (throughout Rule of Fear) reveals him as the secret patron of a clown school, with his most fervent follower being a mime, who work to gather enough blackmail material to secretly control a whole city from the shadows.

NOT including him in more material feels like leaving proverbial money on the table, if you ask me.

[alumirp]

The jester, the clown and the five reasons why luffy should NOT rule a kingdom

Trafalgar Law is a jester.

Not really, of course. He's a doctor, a prince, and most recently, a spy. It's not like Dressrosa is short-staffed or anything, he's just bored and the mission should be easy; enter the royal palace of Goa, gather intelligence on the court, leave, and then use that intel to find out if they're a kingdom worth allying with.

Of course, Cora-san would be reluctant to send him on such a mission, but with Doffy's permission and encouragement, there was little that Law's adoptive father, and Dressrosa's spymaster, could do about the matter, other than choosing Law's companion for the mission.

The plan was easy enough to follow; with the recent coronation of the new king, the Choosing Day would soon take place, where the new king would choose the new members of his royal court based on extensive trials and competitions. All Law had to do was apply for the position of royal advisor, approach the king and members of the court, find out how Goa worked and get to know the people of the kingdom. Meanwhile, his companion would apply for the position of court jester and use the seemingly silly position to gain intel in places Law could not go so easily, such as among the servants and attendants. Or that's how it would happen, if hes fucking chaperone wasn't an actual jester Buggy, the Star Clown, who was somehow a jester and a spy at the same time, screws up the entire mission by accidentally switching their tests, and so Law finds himself having to somehow become Goa's court jester in the name of the mission. All this while the actual jester now has to somehow get close to the king and gain his trust enough to become the royal advisor. It is much to Law's surprise that not only does the foolish king find him funny enough to have him as a jester, but that Buggy somehow earns the king's trust. And for some reason unknown to the gods, said foolish king, Luffy, seems to like Law for more than just morbid jokes.

They were, to say the least, fucked.

[the-bat-bros]

Tim: Bye sending this to babs to save as blackmail

Jason: WHAT IS THIS!? Never happened you’re delusional f—k that clown (please k*ll me again)

[my-entire-personality-is-fake]

We all know Danny hates all clowns and would kill the Joker in an instant, but no one talks about how the Joker absolutely despises Danny because Danny's funnier than him. The Joker doesn't care how theatrical or public Danny's death is, he just wants him gone. The Joker hates Danny more than Batman and you can't convince me otherwise.

[ladysomething]

OH MY GOD FORZA CHARLES FORZA FERRARI GIRL IDK BUT I THINK YOU BEING ILL WAS A SACRIFICE FOR CHARLIE TO WIN THIS RACE

FORZE FERRARI SEMPRE

we collectively sacrificed a wygig chapter this week for a Charles win and it was so worth it

[glitter-stained]

Honestly fuck The Killing Joke

[slashthrashandcrash]

I absolutely picture Kenneth treating Danny like a lovable student or nephew and Danny treating Kenneth like the uncle he doesn't allow around alcohol or the kids at family gatherings

Kenneth thinks they're best buds because they're equally deranged and Danny is politely nodding while shoving Legion behind him with his knife unsheathed