#killing a clown IS funny
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perilegs · 2 years ago
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not an astarion defender in the traditional sense, but in the sense that the whims he gets approval from are funny. i would also approve of someone throwing shit at people who asked them to smear their face with said shit
#it's funny to be a menace in a video game and im not going to pretend its not#killing a clown IS funny#his 'whim approvals' are so funny#leevi liveblogs#on another note ive seen people be like ''astarions traumatized so he acts like that :(' or 'despite all that he could still be an asshole#both true but i feel like both are reductive#when it comes to his more cruel approval it's clear he acts the way he does due to his past. (i know thats like a duh no shit we all do tha#) but i mean like. if you look at all the trauma he's gone through and think about how it has affected him as a person#it makes sense for him to be selfish and maybe even cruel#and there are reasons he acts the way he does. but it doesn't mean he's done nothing wrong ever. it means he's an asshole who has reasons#to act like an asshole.#no ones past is an excuse for the way they're acting. yes it's a reason. but just because you went through unimaginable horrors doesnt mean#that everyone should ignore how you act toward others. he can still be held accountable while understanding where he's coming from#but i also don't like people ignoring his past experiences and seeing him as just a selfish asshole who is and has always been#and will always be an asshole just for funsies#does that make sense#also sometimes people read too much into what was meant as a funny little option#like. you know how some games have a serious main story and the most batshit silly side quests and no ones holding the side quests as the#absolute truth of it all#does anyone know what im talking about#idk talking in the tags with the character limit is a pain in the ass i have a lot more to say
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heartorbit · 5 months ago
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happy halloween! 🎃🐈‍⬛👻🐇
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archdevilsupreme · 5 months ago
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stealing the show in Ice Nine Kills' "A Work Of Art"
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hellscap3 · 6 months ago
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Various lil doodles ^^
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beetlebubble · 6 months ago
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So many neighbors, I couldn't even fit them all. I'll add some close ups below.
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echosong971 · 1 year ago
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this is pretty much how the first fight with him went
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monstersdownthepath · 4 months ago
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It really is a pity, if I'm being honest. If you told someone who had never dove into Pathfinder's lore that Golarion has its own version of the Joker and that he was an extremely powerful devil whose job and entire purpose for existence, specifically, is "conquer Golarion," this hypothetical person would probably have their flabbers gasted if you told them he has never been the Big Bad in an AP or even so much as a Module.
This guy
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is Asmodeus' most trusted agent for the purpose of conquering Golarion, arguably THE most important planet in all of creation for Asmodeus to have total dominion over due to it containing Rovagug.
And yet, scarcely a mention in any book not specifically about fiendish divinities! One of the scant bits of lore about him (in Council of Thieves: Infernal Syndrome, pg. 89) tells of when his trickery was reversed upon him, while his second largest scattering of lore (throughout Rule of Fear) reveals him as the secret patron of a clown school, with his most fervent follower being a mime, who work to gather enough blackmail material to secretly control a whole city from the shadows.
NOT including him in more material feels like leaving proverbial money on the table, if you ask me.
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blackbatest · 7 months ago
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Talia, pushing Jason into the Lazarus Pit: I can fix him (Bruce) by fixing him (Jason)
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beanghostprincess · 1 year ago
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Headcanon that Buggy in calmness is probably very gorgeous, it's just that he emotes like a muppet and everyone is put off by muppet emotions...and then the pretty boy Buggy sneaks up on them and they stare gobsmacked in the distance like "oh no the clown is pretty, I must guard this truth till death", which is probably why Shanks is seething,screaming, crying whenever Buggy gets new allies...he can't have more rivals in love for Buggy, he needs everyone to stay firmly in the "muppet clown man" stage of knowing Buggy...Mihawk calls him up at 3 in the morning, post realisation, says "I get it now" down the receiver and hangs up before Shanks is even awake enough to comprehend it and when he does he goes to wake up Benn to beg him to sail off to Karai Bari to stop Mihawk and Crocodile from seducing his clown. Benn doesn't care about it, Shanks is just lucky cause Croc and Hawk are shit at flirting and Buggy is oblivious to being attractive
Shanks doing everything he can so people think Buggy isn't gorgeous is extremely hilarious to me, thank you. He noticed he was pretty when they were kids (because he didn't only see him calm, but truly happy back then) and he's been keeping it to himself selfishly because he really, really wants Buggy's beauty to stay between them. Jealouse dumbass in love. When Mihawk calls, I'm sure he just does that to inform Shanks but there's this layer of competition and making him know he's gonna flirt with Buggy that I love. Shanks crying sobbing and telling Benn to go to Karai Bari is the most real thing in the world but it's just so funny because, when he actually gets there, he'll find Mihawk and Crocodile trying to win Buggy's heart while Buggy genuinely thinks they hate him (<- oblivious clown).
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veggiealmond · 22 days ago
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So my friend showed me beast yeast yesterday and
y’all these are just the same character lmfao
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i love this fictional blue cookie and his lore sm, this is a problem, send help
bonus alt ending:
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birthclod · 1 month ago
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thinking about ch0mpkin's evil evbo post (evilbo, if you will) and going "How can I align this with My Interests (the axes)" and the answer is Very easily actually
#thoughts in tags.....#when the cookie crumbles#pciv#pvp civilization#you know. evbo leaving behind everything he knows for his friend and going along with The Plan#constantly telling himself its for the greater good its for the greater good#but the longer he goes on the worse it gets#and both tabi and clown force him to stop diagetically monologuing somehow because otherwise he'll blow their cover#so he just gets quieter and quieter and withdraws more and more#to the point where even tabi is thinking like “damn maybe i Should've killed him in sword civ...” but he's here now#another thing is i think evbo would 100% buy and sneak another video journal machine out and when tabi finds out she Flips Her Lid#clown is less concerned because he wasn't With them so he doesn't know like tabi does that he spends So Much Time On This Shit#not knowing that (like minute said) video journaling is the biggest reason evbo is able to take in so much new info and maintain himself#and if they straight up take it away from him he's going to get Even Worse#i think clown doesn't see it as much of an issue despite tabi's major objections because he'd literally be talking about their plan On Air#and that tape goes somewhere and is Seen by someone (plus if someone else sees their cover is gone cuz video journals are sword only)#but in his eyes that means the only people who will ever see it are the diamond swords in their ivory tower who can't leave anyways#so why worry? if anything it shows them what they're (the axes) doing to their (the swords) little golden boy and they can't stop it#another thing i thought about is that they would definitely hold killing evbo over his head like. Constantly#and evbo's fear of dying isn't the same because he never died to tabi's axe so he doesn't know zam is waiting for him (which is also funny)#so instead it takes a spin of tabi saying “ill kill you and let you respawn in sword civ and you'll stay there with your regrets”#because even if zam Wasn't still waiting for him he kinda ditched the diamond swords so uh... kinda lost your sense of kinship there#a-NOTHER point of interest: guardfriend#since guards can access all civilizations they'd definitely want to take advantage of his connections and relation with evbo#especially since unless evbo spills the beans he most likely wouldn't know the eternal sword was taken and tabi is the one who took it#let alone that she (and clown by extension‚ but to throw off suspicion he doesn't show up around guard) is a natural born axr#so they can defo use what trust those two have to get places easier#but if he ends up getting in the way... [makes a chopping gesture across my throat]#could even do it in Front of evbo as an example of what happens to those who stand between them and their mission#holy shit this is the first time ive ever hit 30 tags. wtf
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the-bat-bros · 5 months ago
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Tim: Bye sending this to babs to save as blackmail
Jason: WHAT IS THIS!? Never happened you’re delusional f—k that clown (please k*ll me again)
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We all know Danny hates all clowns and would kill the Joker in an instant, but no one talks about how the Joker absolutely despises Danny because Danny's funnier than him. The Joker doesn't care how theatrical or public Danny's death is, he just wants him gone. The Joker hates Danny more than Batman and you can't convince me otherwise.
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dobismuted · 1 month ago
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Shoutout to Telecinco for releasing that edited clip from the Spanish version of Temptation Island on TikTok. Montoya Por Favor has been living rent-free in my head. Dude can run. Anita, getting your lick back on national (and now international) television... cold af. Shoutout to the cameramen that legit kept up with the Montoya, that one poor man was panting along with him.
To the editors, y'all cold af. Seeing the original clip, the production team is messy af. Not that man running from his island to his woman's island, while she's clapping cheeks in the background, complete with the sweet nothings being said and that ass slap. Look, it's hella messy. And Anita, you didn't just go and hug the guy while crying and still dressed in the other dude's shirt? And yes, she legit hopped off that other guy and ran straight to her boyfriend.
Montoya was giving his best Oscar winning tears. I'm not even remotely giving this whole thing justice whatsoever. Anywho, they're apparently still together. It's been an eventful Saturday for me.
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ladysomething · 7 months ago
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OH MY GOD FORZA CHARLES FORZA FERRARI GIRL IDK BUT I THINK YOU BEING ILL WAS A SACRIFICE FOR CHARLIE TO WIN THIS RACE
FORZE FERRARI SEMPRE
we collectively sacrificed a wygig chapter this week for a Charles win and it was so worth it
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glitter-stained · 5 months ago
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Honestly fuck The Killing Joke
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