#temptation island

[just-a-random-bakugo-stan]

Know that if I’m posting these images, I’m crashing out

[retrokid616]

if the fearne's love island one shot happens this needs to be the ending

[nevvaraven]

I have never seen a single episode of temptation island in my life but from the few clips I’ve seen so far it just might the greatest bit of television in history cause wdym this dude called Montoya watched live footage of his girl straight fucking another dude and then ran across the beach to confront them and then got on his knees and started screaming por qué at the sky as lightning flashed behind him and his girl screamed at him that she was shameless AND he did the whole thing shirtless like???

[miscommunicationtree]

Temptation Island F1 AU

do you know the reality show Temptation Island? that one with the "MONTOYA! MONTOYA POR FAVOR!" video

imagine a formula 1 AU about that

I imagine Carlos would be one of the Temptations, mostly with the "paddock slut" comment from Jack.

Max is a bit difficult, but I can't see him as a Temptation bc I don't think he will be able to seduce nobody in that place... but maybe be seduced...?

Lewis temptation? Maybe Brocedes with Nico being on a relationship?

what do we think chat?

[yankeeblue]

[zalrb]

[dobismuted]

Shoutout to Telecinco for releasing that edited clip from the Spanish version of Temptation Island on TikTok. Montoya Por Favor has been living rent-free in my head. Dude can run. Anita, getting your lick back on national (and now international) television... cold af. Shoutout to the cameramen that legit kept up with the Montoya, that one poor man was panting along with him.

To the editors, y'all cold af. Seeing the original clip, the production team is messy af. Not that man running from his island to his woman's island, while she's clapping cheeks in the background, complete with the sweet nothings being said and that ass slap. Look, it's hella messy. And Anita, you didn't just go and hug the guy while crying and still dressed in the other dude's shirt? And yes, she legit hopped off that other guy and ran straight to her boyfriend.

Montoya was giving his best Oscar winning tears. I'm not even remotely giving this whole thing justice whatsoever. Anywho, they're apparently still together. It's been an eventful Saturday for me.

[exclusiivelyd]

if my boyfriend ever suggested something like temptation island i’d kill him

[tvmusiclife]

the messiest episode of Jerry Springer or Maury couldn't even live up to the live unscripted DRAMA that unfolded on the Spanish Temptation Island

[cosmicthoughtzalign]

Seeing that spanish man crash out on twitter is killing meeeee😭 I love dramatic people but when men do it I die laughing

Showing them fucking on screen was CRAZY tho. He was so real I would’ve acted the same way(just for the fun of the game)

[libero-de-mente]

Dear RAI, I tengo an idea.

A grand idea.

I credev, dopo la suspension of Noos and the success of Temptation Island, che we tutt'nnoi avessimo touch the found. Si il "found", il fondo pe' capisse.

Ma after avery visto la ceremony of the 2024 Olympics Games in Paris, agg' compreso che non c'é end al bad gusto.

Ora, torniamo alla mia great idea. (si legge "aidea" come "aigor")

Perché non metti on the air Temptatio Insulam next year?

Is fyco. (Si legge "is faico")

- Spiegazione:

Alberto Angela sarebbe conduttore, tentatore e narratore.

- Località:

Necropoli di Tarquinia / Lupanare di Pompei / catacombe di Priscilla e Colosseo /l'isola di Procida con i proci in piena prociaggine / città di Troi@ dove le troiane troiano / isola di Lesbo / isola di Creta

- Svolgimento:

Alcune coppie dovranno dimostrare il loro vero amore. (Per la cultura)

Verranno separate le coppie. Gli uomini andranno nelle lupanare di Pompei dove ci saranno le poppee, invece le donne nel Colosseo dove ci saranno i gladiatori. Quelli con il mirmillone assai pronunciato.

In qualsiasi momento un membro di una coppia può, tramite piccione viaggiatore, richiedere il falò dell'oracolo di Delfi.

Qui, alla presenza di Alberto Angela, la coppia si confronterà.

Se entrambi decideranno di mettersi alla prova, per sicurezza, l'uomo verrà mandato a Troi@ ("Ciao Penelope, vado a Troi@" -cit.; "Ma che pe' davero? E me lasci sola co' sti Proci?" -cit.), mentre la donna andrà a Cnosso dove c'è il Minotauro dotato. In un labirinto arredato con molto gusto da Arianna. Carinissimo, proprio... vorresti non uscirne più.

Se resisteranno alle tentazioni, ma sarà un'Odissea riuscirci, la coppia si ricongiungerà e usciranno di scena su una biga phiga che sfila senza sfiga in mezzo alla folla nel Circo Massimo.

Se la coppia non resisterà, l'uomo andrà a scontare le Forche Caudine a Procida con in Proci, la donna finirà sull'isola di Lesbo, indossando l'originale cintura di castità della Regina di Francia Caterina de' Medici, deve Saffo e le saffiche scrivono poesie e testi delle canzoni trap tutto il giorno.

-Finale:

Alla fine vincerà chi, tra le coppie riuscirà a dire correttamente, davanti ad Alberto Angela, i nomi de:

- i 7 re di Roma

- i 7 colli di Roma

- i 7 nani

- le 10 piaghe d'Egitto

- le 3 tentazioni di Cristo

- le 5 dita del piede sinistro

- le 5 Terre

Bonus: ripetere il nome dell'antico dio Maya "K'ukulk'an" in dialetto calabrese, guardandosi negli occhi senza ridere.

Dear RAI, what do you pens di questa my idea?

Is verry faiga second me.

Non ce ne sarebbe for anyone, all concorenza spazzata street (via).

Pensacete, think about it, atriment we're all cornut.

With love.

p.s. la scritta "Temptatio Insulam" non è grammaticamente corretta, sarebbe stato più giusto "Insula Tentationis", ma la prima scritta, seppur errata, assomiglia di più alla scritta originale di Temptation Island. ☺

[solocanzoninelleorecchie]

questa SUBUMANA perde 9330 kg non per sé stessa, ma per piacere agli altri, lanciando un messaggio sbagliatissimo e al quale gli stessi ragazzi che dovrebbero far svegliare il fidanzato in questione, gli suggeriscono che deve spegnere la Play per apprezzarla (certo perché se giochi alla PlayStation avendo i tuoi spazi sei una merda)

quell’altro subumano romano dice pure al ragazzo “TE DEVI SVEJA FRATE’ MA SEI NORMALE CHE GIOCHI ‘A PLAY” (molto più normale di te che spacchi la bottiglia di plastica e sei alto un metro e una Vigorsol)

in sostanza lei è stata con lui perché si è accontentata di ciò che poteva avere da grassa, ora che si sente bella e diversa, è pronta agli apprezzamenti di altri.

SI RAGA COMMENTO TEMPTATION ISLAND PERCHÉ SI

[shortsweetespresso]

A rp group idea that I’ll never do:

A group loosely based on Temptation Island where the couples all live in the same villa. It’s half people who came there as very recent exes and half people who are there to “tempt” the others. The choice for the people are to go back to their ex or explore new relationships.

[love-hayley]

Watching this new season of temptation island. These men are legit sick. But tbh if you have to go on this show you already know it’s over. The blatant disrespect makes me think none of these guys even liked their girl cuz WHAT ???

[quandotuttosifabuio]

TemptationTumblr sta arrivando, ad agosto le coppie.

Per partecipare scrivermi in privato.

[chiveburger]

I never do this but I watched TEMPTATION ISLAND at my friend's house the other day and it's such a trash show with trash people but to think that people like this exist... yes, it's a reality show so to an extent it's scripted but it's just ADULTERY on screen??? shante getting back with brion was such an all time self drag on her... It was hard to watch because you can tell she loves him to the point that she's willing to leave the island with him as a couple despite him having a threesome????? then she's like "after I heard that you were disrespectful to (some girl in the house's name) I felt so bad for her and worried for you if that's how you treat women" SHANTE??? YOU'RE THE FUCKING GIRL HE'S BEING DISRESPECTFUL TO??? then she leaves like "I need to respect myself" uhhhhhh yeah you do but you're doing the opposite of that. I was so embarrassed for her like she's so blinded by love that she will see a man cheating on her with two women (probably more) and she'd still go back to him. I don't think this show is 100% real but I do know that men will definitely cheat on you given the chance and to even question that is so dumb...