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just-a-random-bakugo-stan · 1 month ago
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Know that if I’m posting these images, I’m crashing out
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raevenswritingdesk · 4 months ago
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Ladies, gentlemen, and estimed others, I think we can officially say that jayvik wins over caitvi for biggest arcane divorce because hoLY SHIT-
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moon-my-beloved · 2 months ago
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neighbors (tf141 x fem! reader)
part II: company
tw: a bit of obsession and touches from the boys but nothing sexual!! possessiveness. mentions of reader fitting ‘snug’ in a dress but nothing too specific. that’s it. - xoxo
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the ride back home was quiet.
silence stretching over the small murmurs of the radio warning people of temperatures dropping along with the sound of the engine running as you drove, grocery bags shoved into the back of the seat.
it really wasn’t until you made it home that you had snapped out of your momentarily dream-like state that you realized what you have done.
you still couldn’t believe it. why couldn’t you just have come up with something, anything to avoid making a fool of yourself with how bad you’re with people.
“oh god,” you groan to yourself. pressing your forehead against the steering wheel with embarrassment taking over your senses. why of all times did you just have to coincidently bump into them?!
you really would’ve preferred it if you had encountered them on a free day and not when you’re trudging around the damn store with your dingy old work clothes. then again, kyle and johnny seemed.. trustworthy at first glance. not to mention how beautiful they were.
they carried an air to them that felt friendly enough but dangerous as well. your brain going blank for a moment when you were surrounded by the two men. an invisible thread luring you into their trap. you don’t know if it was kyles sweet voice or the smell of amber from johnny’s cologne, but they had left you with a weird feeling in the pit of your stomach. leaving you in a trance for a split-second before uttering the only syllables you could think of.
blood rushes to your face with shame thinking about them in such ways. how long has it been since you’ve experienced this? clearly long enough from the looks of it. your palms are sweaty, breath a bit short, and your heart is practically beating its way out of your chest like you’re some sort of high school girl being forced to confess to their crush.
you jolt a bit at the sound of a small “buzz” coming from your phone. your eyes almost bulging out of your skull when you unlock your screen— it’s a message from johnny and kyle.
< made a small group chat to make it easier. hope you don’t mind luv.
< we’ll see ye tmrw night, right bonnie?
your fingers hover over the keys, chewing at your bottom lip anxiously as you contemplate how to respond. kyle had mentioned meeting the rest of the team, ignoring how just the thought of talking to them made you want to curl yourself up into a ball until you became invisible. it really wouldn’t hurt to meet them. it will be okay. they were your neighbors for god sake.
taking a deep breath, you typed out what you were going to say.
> sure! sounds good. :)
you barely managed to calm down your nerves before your phone vibrated again.
< atta girl. we’ll see ye at 6.
what did you get yourself into.
you had nearly forgotten how much effort it takes to get ready.
you really weren’t one to wake up early, especially during your off days but today was an exemption. hopping into the shower to shave, exfoliate, moisturize, and pretty much scrub off every crevice from your body as soon as your alarm went off. practically stumbling your way out of the bathroom with how lightheaded you felt by the end of it.
your makeup was next. trying your best to copy a look off of pinterest and almost calling it a day with the many times you had to redo your eyeliner. nevertheless, you had successfully overcome that obstacle. which brings you to your own little dilemma: you had nothing good to wear.
all the clothes varied from old band t-shirts, jeans and sweatpants you wore to laze around. you rarely went out and when you did, it would only be for a short period of time to run some errands or to visit the old bat.
“come on closet, give me something, anything!” cursing to yourself in desperation as you rummaged through the pits of your closet.
after what seemed like forever, your hand grazed against a soft material, pulling it out to reveal a dress. it was no fancy dress but it definitely looked like the better option to wear. it was off-the-shoulder, had long-sleeves, and was long enough to cover your thighs but a bit small around the edges with how snug it felt against your body. it must have been lying around in your closet for who knows how long considering how you have no clue why or when you even bought it.
it felt weird, and new as your ran your hand against the fabric. hesitation soon clouding your mind as you look at yourself in the mirror.
maybe this was a bad idea. you should have said no. you’ll just look weird, now you’re going to make a fool of yours—
—catching glimpse of the time you gasp. shit. no time to mop in your own feelings. quickly and gently pulling the sheer material of your tights over your legs and tying the laces of your boots once you get to the door, doing a quick once-over in front of your mirror before you were out the house. wine in hand as a last minute resort to bring something. a courtesy on your part really.
they were just across from you, why are you so nervous to meet your neighbors? neighbors do this all the time. this is completely normal.
a chill running down your spine with the sudden cold gust of wind brushing over your face even with your coat on. you stood there in front of their door for a bit, subconsciously shifting your weight on each of your legs as you swayed in apprehension.
you can do it. it’s okay, just knock.
taking a deep breath in, you lifted your hand up, planting three solid knocks against the wood of the door and quickly pulling it back once you hear the heavy footsteps of someone coming.
you stiffen once you hear the click of the door opening, your breath catching in your throat as you crane your neck a bit to see the man in front of you.
skull face.
it takes you a moment to recognize who he is now that he’s not wearing a balaclava. instead, he has a black surgical mask adoring his face, just enough to cover most of his features but revealing enough to see the small details. he’s a dirty blonde that’s for sure, making him look less intimidating than when you saw him for the first time. his dark eyes are roaming over your figure, leaving you standing still in fear of some way offending him if you even dared to move just an inch.
he’s wearing a grey long-sleeve shirt, along with a pair of grey joggers. you hope you hadn’t interrupted his sleep with how disheveled his hair looks. he looks comfortable though, questioning your own choice of attire. you might have overdressed.
before you could open your mouth to introduce yourself, a booming voice can be heard from behind the man.
“don’ be scarin’ off our guest, simon!” a toothy grin on his face as he slides next to the taller man. arm wrapping around simon’s waist before letting out a low whistle that makes your cheeks warm in embarrassment. “well look at ye. so bonnie, m’ glad ye could make it lass, come in. gaz is just finishing up makin’ us dinner.”
nodding, your eyes flicker back at simon as you extend your hand for him to take. “it’s nice to meet you, simon. I, uh, live across from you guys.”a throaty grunt coming from him as he engulfs your hand in his, firmly shaking your hand in return.
they let you in once introductions are over, johnny’s hand hovering over the sole of your back as he follows you into the living room, telling you to get comfortable.
“don’ ye worry, simon doesn’t bite.” looking over at the man with an expression only him and simon would understand as he grabs the wine from your hands, disappearing into the kitchen.
it was awkward to the say the least. silence stretching over the two of you as simon sits across from you on an arm chair, book in his hands and eyebrows scrunched up in concentration.
it went on like that for about a few minutes before simon’s gravely voice cut through the stillness of the room.
“you like it so far?” he asks. the question catching you off guard before realizing what he means. “oh, yes! everyone’s been so nice and welcoming. especially auntie lottie.” a small smile forming on your lips as you recounter your many little dates together.
simon’s eyes crinkle at that, setting the book down beside him as he crosses his arms over his chest. sleeve rolling up a bit to reveal some ink. “‘s there a particular reason why you moved here?”
alarm bells ring in your mind at that. for someone who’s quiet, he sure likes to ask personal questions. you’re new to the neighborhood though, you could understand if he’s wary of you.
“I had some ‘issues’ with my roommate. now ex-roommate,” you say. a deep hum coming from the man across from you as he tilts his head to the side. “can’t say i don’t know what that feels like. have to deal with these muppets all the time.”
you can’t help but laugh at that, shaking your head in amusement. “for some reason I doubt they’re any worse than the person I lived with.”
“must have been a hell of a roommate then. you’ve peaked my interest sweetheart.” simon’s shoulders relaxing from their tense position once he heard the sweet sound of your laughter.
he had to admit, he was wrong about you. you were not who he envisioned you to be. his own skepticism plaguing his mind when gaz and soap came through the door with news about the new neighbor. johnny gushing about how much of a sweet thing you were and kyle nodding in agreement as he listened. price leaning against the wall as he watched the whole thing with a raised eyebrow.
“we have tae invite her over ghost. you’ll like her, ah promise.”
he was ready to decline the offer. ready to scold johnny for even suggesting inviting a stranger over, especially one he and price hadn’t met before. yet he couldn’t bring himself to do it. seeing how johnny eyes practically screamed please and how kyle’s own head leaned against his chest as he stared at him.
“I don’t see a problem with it.” price said, giving simon a small shrug as he sipped on his tea.
jaw clenching, he sighed.
“fine.”
now looking at you, he understands why the boys took interest in you. you were gorgeous. a nervous thing. you reminded him of a scruffy kitten with how skittish and bad you were at holding eye contact. your fingers picking at the fabric of your tights that will surely leave a rip by the of the night. he had a feeling price will love a pretty doll like you.
he knew you lived alone. johnny and kyle had suspected you did and it didn’t take long for him and price to figure out you had no one to come home to with how much of a chatter box auntie lottie could be.
and for some reason the thought of you being alone left him with an annoying itch in his brain. an itch that had his fists curling until his knuckles turned white as he stared at you. who would leave such a sweet thing like you all alone?
“simon?” your voice cuts through his thoughts. eyes flickering towards you as your warm palm lays against his knee. eyes furrowing in confusion as you stare at him with those pretty eyes. “are you okay?”
“‘m fine. don’t worry, luv.” your lips turning into a small smile as you retreat your hand, fighting the urge to grab you and hold you against him forever.
silence falls between you again. your palms sweating a bit as you feel simon’s eyes on you.
your attention is soon ripped away from your hands as you hear the door opening, revealing the older man from a few days ago.
mutton chops.
he looks better up close. beard nicely trimmed and kind eyes as he stares at you. he has his winter clothes on. beanie on top of his head along with a jacket and cargo pants.
placing the grocery bags he was carrying on the counter next to the door as he makes his way next to simon.
“and who might this be?” he asks, staring down at you as you scramble to stand up and walk towards him. stuttering a small introduction as you extend your hand which he takes and brings closer to his face. staring wide-eyed as he presses a small kiss against the skin before he lets you go.
“it’s a pleasure to meet you. the boys have been talking about you.” he says, letting out a gruff chuckle as he takes the beanie off his head.
“i hope good things, sir.” you return with a tight smile. a small snort can be heard next to him as simon tilts his chin down to hide his laughter. mutton chops sending him a hard glare before returning his attention back to you.
“just call me john, darlin’. we are all friends here, right?” you can only nod, muttering a small apology before kyle and johnny come walking back to the living room, announcing that dinner is ready.
kyle brings you into a hug, pressing a small kiss against the side of your face between your jaw and neck that has you sucking in your breath.
“I’m so glad you could make it. I hope you’re hungry, i made a big feast.” his hands lingering a bit before johnny slides next to him, pushing him a bit to the side.
“kyle an’ simon are our little chefs of the house.” sending a teasing look at their direction as simon just rolls his eyes while kyle pulls johnny in for a quick kiss. your face heating up as you’re smushed between their bodies.
“stop hovering’ over the bird and let’s eat. we all are hungry.” price says, gently pulling you close to him as he leads you to the dinner table. the boys following behind them as you hear johnny and kyle wince at simon smacking them on the back of their head.
dinner goes smoothly. the men talking amongst each other where you stay quiet for the most part but are quick to shoot a response when they ask questions.
oblivious to the way their gaze never wavers every time you speak.
your tummy full with all the delicious food kyle made that had you moaning with every bite. kyle biting his lip to hide the small grin forming with how he preened in satisfaction.
with everyone occupied with their food, you took the moment to analyze all of them. there’s definitely a strong relationship between the four men.
price reaching out to squeeze kyle’s hand in appreciation by the end of dinner as the younger man just sends him a fond look.
johnny and simon were practically glued by the hip. soap naturally brushing his hand against simon’s thigh every time he talked or made a horrible dad joke which you couldn’t help but laugh every single time. they all fitted with one another like a puzzle. a small glow coming from them with all the gazes and smiles they shared.
at times you felt like you were an intruder watching from outside the glass, and maybe it was envy you felt. not towards the men but towards the love and devotion they had for one another. they were all beautiful and you were the ugly duckling of the group.
you had gone quiet without you realizing it, price touching your shoulder as you jolted in surprise. turning your head towards him as you’re met with a soft gaze. “we lost you there for a minute, love.”
“i.. I’m sorry. I kinda got lost in thought.” you say, offering a little laugh as you gulp down the last of your wine. god, how much have you drunk to get this emotional over something so meaningless?
if john notices the way your voice wavers or the way you eyes gloss over, he doesn’t comment on it. instead, asking kyle and johnny to take you to the couch to watch a movie as him and simon clean the dishes. ignoring your protests in helping and shutting you up with a stern look.
johnny pinches your cheek as you sulk like a child for not being able to help. “you’re our guest silly. would be rude tae make ye work.” setting you down on the comfy couch, blanket in hand as he sits to your right and kyle to your left. squished between their warm bodies.
“get comfortable, princess.” kyle murmurs beside you, the hairs on your neck standing with how close he is. wondering if they could hear goat fast your heart is beating.
the boys insist in you to pick the movie, settling on watching the “elf” with christmas just around the corner. you try your very best to stay focused on the tv screen, ignoring the way johnny ever so often lightly brushes his fingers against your shoulder with how he rests his arm around the back of the couch. or the way kyle brushes his leg against your thigh, sending you an innocent simple every time you look his way.
at some point in the middle of the movie, your eyes grow heavy. your body fighting the urge to shut down after a long week of work. you soon lose the battle, the mixture of both kyle and johnny’s warmness, their scents, soft touches and way of making you feel relaxed win over your consciousness.
you think you feel a soft blanket drape itself on you along with your shoes being removed. the faintest touch against your cheek before you drift to sleep.
“goodnight mo luaidh.”
a/n: I’m not very proud of this one but i tried my best. 😓 please let me know if there’s anything i should fix/improve on. love ya! <33
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miilkybnn · 2 years ago
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for my König enjoyers 🫶
Y’all know the drill— full pic on twitter (here)
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mockerycrow · 1 year ago
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btw i’m beginning to block people who replace gaz w/ könig consistently. if you find yourself blocked and you do exactly what i just said, that’s likely why
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aliiiaaa-x · 5 months ago
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Wayne Family Adventures are just the chef’s kiss.
Spoilers Ahead
Like this one episode/issue, Bruce is acting erratic and way too overprotective because the Joker is involved and the whole family pulls out the ace up their sleeve:
Jason! Dude downright plays his card as the unofficial favourite son and calls him out on his behaviour.
And the whole interaction is just top tier and wholesome and angsty and I was like, aw, they’re finally getting their moment as father and son and they’re communicating and Bruce is actually opening up. But wait, there’s more.
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This is where the more starts. Turns out Jason was just stalling for time.
They called in the real cavalry.
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They called mom on him! The way I was cackling, like damn.
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dismas-n-dismay · 1 month ago
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No one talk to me I just realized that if I wanna bond w/get to know David I have to watch his earlier audios and I’m devastated because unlike Angel I Would have beaten the shit out of that man
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thedevillovesflowers · 1 year ago
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Based on the amazing fic from @a-small-writer-in-a-big-world 🐻🐻♥️♥️✨✨ MINORS DNI 🔞 comic below the cut!
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You’re down bad Simon.
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soldierservant · 6 months ago
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Idk dude! There’s just something about Ghost, who’s gone thru pretty much the worst shit imaginable, thinking that he can never trust anyone again.
Well, that’s not true. He can trust. He trusts every day when it comes to the 141. But to let somebody see his entire being, his faults, his anxieties, his past? He’s sure that it’ll break him. And if he’s broken, then he’s nothing. Less than nothing, really, because everything depends on him. Most things, at least.
And his feelings for Johnny were nothing more than a crush. He had to constantly remind himself of that — they’re friends, and that’s it. They don’t even really hang out nowadays, not without the rest of the team. That’s really Ghost’s fault though. What else was he supposed to do? Things were getting too…. unfriendly. Johnny’s hands lingering on Ghost’s a little bit longer than necessary. Johnny gazing into his eyes a little bit too appreciatively. Johnny trying a little bit too hard to make Ghost smile.
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny-
That’s why Ghost got the hell away from him. He was not going down that path. He had too much to deal with already.
Their interactions became nothing short of professional. No more banter. No more jokes. No more drinking together. Ghost’s only choice was ridding his life of Johnny as much as possible, reducing him to nothing more than a coworker.
No matter how bad it hurt him.
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sharkys-disco-stick · 2 years ago
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I need some Graves skins y’all 👏👏👏👏
Something besides the two dang outfits from MWII. Let’s make it happen Infinity Ward.
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invalidname19 · 2 years ago
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~ma coohie PINK, ma booty🕳️ BROWN‼️~
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the-rejected-princess · 1 month ago
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STARTER CALL— —
❤️ this post for a starter from the Southern Bell. { Length will vary }
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berry-s0da · 1 year ago
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Had to snatch this from twitter
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uldelico · 2 years ago
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When the manga you’re obsessed with has no visible fanbase and enough chapter translations so you gotta translate it through the “Google lens” camera option from Arabic to English:
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He’s supposed to say “friend”
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トランプ 『TRUMP』 Manga
Author: Kenichi Suemitsu
Artist: Hamaguri
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mikereads · 1 year ago
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“Does that look like a date?”
“All right. It was a working dinner.”
“Who are you trying to kid, Blair. It was a date and you know it. We were sitting at a table with nothing between us but a pepperoni pizza. That’s a date!” Huh you don’t say that’s a date huh well that sounds familiar. (A few episodes later)
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Your right Jo it may be breadsticks but sitting close to someone at an Italian restaurant with nothing between you is a date huh! Good to know.
Jo explains “said date.” “After that we laughed and talked and had a great time. It was awful.”
“Look Jo, your life is changing. You’re not the same girl who rode in here last year on her motorcycle. You’re growing and your needs are changing. Why not be with the people who fulfill those needs.” You are so right Mrs. Garrett and I can think of someone. A person who has been there for her since day one and defended her even after they got off to a rocky start. Someone who wanted them to be a team. Someone who ran to a motel in the middle of the night during a blizzard to stop you from making a huge mistake. Someone who insisted on going and only hugged you afterwards and hung on tight. Someone who brings you on double dates and gets you wine from Paris during her vacation. Someone who was there for you to give you advice that very episode and waited up for you after your study date that was until after 11 o’clock. Blair!!!!!
“I learned something new tonight. I have a lot more to learn.” Someone who is still trying to figure it out herself and had very similar thoughts but ended her own date saying this!
“Or anyone else…..” yeah someone like Blair!
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madlittlecriminal · 1 year ago
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I have a weird idea on how to renew my masterlist but for some reason, i feel like it’ll be more organized 💀
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