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vexwerewolf · 8 months ago

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Can you imagine what it must be like for fire ants to kill a human? This titanic being, two thousand times larger than you, with all the inexplicable technology of its kind, and you with only your comrades, your fragile little bodies, brains the size of motes of dust. To gaze up into the vault of heaven and see the incomprehensible, and instead of fleeing or prostrating yourself in awe, rise up as legion to sting and bite its flesh and bring it crashing down to the soil in which you burrow. To slay a god.

#fire ant #kill god #cw: death

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religion-is-a-mental-illness · 1 year ago

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God. Sentenced to death by electric chair: 1 count of rape of a minor. Guilty of war crimes, terrorism, mass genocide, multiple counts of murder, conspiracy to commit murder, and uttering death threats. Also charged with inciting hate, violence and murder.

And for what? His own stupid ego.

Good riddance.

#god is dead #good riddance #kill god #religion #psychopathic god #murder god #god of murder #god of genocide #genocidal god #god of hate #religion is a mental illness

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undead-knick-knack · 2 years ago

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vvvcecilvvv · 11 months ago

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Jeff :]

#digital art #kill god #creepypasta #jeff the killer #jeff the killer fanart #creepypasta fanart #tw creepy

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ds-90210 · 8 months ago

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Odo: I'm going to kill god

#odo #incorrect quotes #ds9 #ds 90210 #star trek #kill god

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enbyaxolotl67 · 8 months ago

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god gave me adhd because if i could Focus i'd be powerful enough to kill him and he, the coward that he is, decided not to take that risk. well guess what buddy ive got modern medicine and pure spite on my side and what do you have? magic? not good enough. get ready to be assassinated, bitch.

#atheist #adhd #neurodivergent #fuck god #kill god

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seattlewalls · 2 years ago

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#seattle #graffiti #kill god

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inkwell-god · 8 months ago

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my hubris is unmatched and i could kill god singlehandedly

#Kill God #Hubris #Dam N I was cocky that might #prophecies

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drinkinboilingcoffee · 8 months ago

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Load up brother.

#we ride at dawn #asks #mutual #Kill god #dungeon meshi #doom

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mmmm-burnt-eggs · 4 months ago

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Welcome to my book "to kill a mocking god" where I go into depth on how to murder gods and take no shit from nobody.

In this first chapter I will teach you how to find the god you wish to murder...

#mmmm-burnt-eggs #text #text post #my post #txt #txt post #sleep deprived #sleep deprived af #god #kill god #to kill a mocking god

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dark-nimbus · 1 year ago

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The fuckery that is D&D is great comedic fuel. One moment you’re trying to help captive mushrooms and trying to magically heal a forest like a Disney princess from a swamp, the next moment you’ve somehow killed god thanks to a tattoo, shit planning, and dumb fucking luck and started a revolution based on war crimes

#nerd shit #dnd #funny #dnd shenanigans #mushrooms #shroooms #we should NOT have been able to pull that off #yet here we are #this idiot succeeded in murking god #be proud of me #kill god #shitpost #dnd shitpost

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godspouse · 2 years ago

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