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Can you imagine what it must be like for fire ants to kill a human? This titanic being, two thousand times larger than you, with all the inexplicable technology of its kind, and you with only your comrades, your fragile little bodies, brains the size of motes of dust. To gaze up into the vault of heaven and see the incomprehensible, and instead of fleeing or prostrating yourself in awe, rise up as legion to sting and bite its flesh and bring it crashing down to the soil in which you burrow. To slay a god.
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God. Sentenced to death by electric chair: 1 count of rape of a minor. Guilty of war crimes, terrorism, mass genocide, multiple counts of murder, conspiracy to commit murder, and uttering death threats. Also charged with inciting hate, violence and murder.
And for what? His own stupid ego.
Good riddance.
#god is dead#good riddance#kill god#religion#psychopathic god#murder god#god of murder#god of genocide#genocidal god#god of hate#religion is a mental illness
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#critical role#cr3#cr c3#critrole#critrole memes#bells hells#bell's hells#character alignment#laudna#fcg#cr fresh cut grass#chetney pock o'pea#ashton greymoore#orym of the air ashari#imogen temult#fearne calloway#kill god#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me
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Jeff :]
#digital art#kill god#creepypasta#jeff the killer#jeff the killer fanart#creepypasta fanart#tw creepy
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Odo: I'm going to kill god
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god gave me adhd because if i could Focus i'd be powerful enough to kill him and he, the coward that he is, decided not to take that risk. well guess what buddy ive got modern medicine and pure spite on my side and what do you have? magic? not good enough. get ready to be assassinated, bitch.
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my hubris is unmatched and i could kill god singlehandedly
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Load up brother.
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Welcome to my book "to kill a mocking god" where I go into depth on how to murder gods and take no shit from nobody.
In this first chapter I will teach you how to find the god you wish to murder...
#mmmm-burnt-eggs#text#text post#my post#txt#txt post#sleep deprived#sleep deprived af#god#kill god#to kill a mocking god
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The fuckery that is D&D is great comedic fuel. One moment you’re trying to help captive mushrooms and trying to magically heal a forest like a Disney princess from a swamp, the next moment you’ve somehow killed god thanks to a tattoo, shit planning, and dumb fucking luck and started a revolution based on war crimes
#nerd shit#dnd#funny#dnd shenanigans#mushrooms#shroooms#we should NOT have been able to pull that off#yet here we are#this idiot succeeded in murking god#be proud of me#kill god#shitpost#dnd shitpost
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pietà….
#watching gentlemans club matches when ur drunk is so fun watching them when ur sober fills u with a type of loneliness strong enough to#kill god#cherry.txt
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"Smash the state, feed the poor, starve the rich, do drugs, kill god, have gay sex, destroy gender, wear thigh highs" (EN: English)
#Smash the state#feed the poor#starve the rich#do drugs#kill god#have gay sex#destroy gender#wear thigh highs#161#1312#antifaschistische aktion#antiauthoritarian#antifa#antifascist#anti capitalism#anti imperialism#anti colonialism#anti cop#anti colonization#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich#class war#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism
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I don't ever ask people for things but when I do it's usually shit like kill god for me
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