#kidding kidding i love Hashirama :D as we know.

[beatriceportinari]

Hmmm my perception of izuna... Not my fav uchiha, that'd be Shisui, but i'm impressed you found so many mangacaps of him without mixing him up with sasuke!! I cannot differentiate the two of them out of context. I do not remember any scenes with him except the one when he was in the river with madara and the other guys (forgot their names) when they were younger. I feel for you that he died:( (or no he didn't, by the looks of the ofc cannon fics you read) must be frustrating at times to have seen him so little in the og manga!!

News from the izuna perception front!!! Thank you for indulging me anon this ask has everything: confusion on izuna's death, being impressed by my screencapping talents, shisui mention, and most importantly forgetting the senjus!!!!!!

[ladykissingfish]

*at a restaurant*

Izuna: You know, I’ve got to say, Senju, I’m more than a little disappointed.

Tobirama: Eh? Why? 

Izuna: *ticking off items on his fingers* You didn’t bring me flowers, when we got here you didn’t hold the door for me, or pull out my chair, the only thing you’ve talked about all afternoon is village events … I hope you’re at least picking up the check, here, or this date was a total bust.

Tobirama, turning red: D-date?! Where did you get that idea? This was a business lunch to discuss our upcoming work week!

Izuna: *sighs* Still, eh? You’re still pretending that you don’t have feelings for me? 

Izuna: *stands up* I hate to admit it but it looks like Madara was right; I can’t let myself waste anymore time with you. *puts money on the table* Here’s my share. I’m going to get back to the Hokage office to —

Tobirama: Izuna. Please, sit down.

Izuna: *slowly sits* Yes?

Tobirama: I’m sorry. I’m really sorry. But I find it hard to be with you and let my … my true feelings show. 

Tobirama, softly: All it takes is one look at that beautiful face of yours and all the thoughts go flying from my head. So I find it easier to just blather about paperwork when really, all I ever want to do is hold your hand and stare into your eyes.

Tobirama: *reaches across the table and gently takes Izuna’s hands* I’ve never given a confession before; I’m not entirely sure if this is right. But, Izuna Uchiha, I’m in love with you. I have been since that day we met when we were kids. If you feel the same, then, I think it only makes sense that we agree to take care of each other and … start a proper relationship.

Izuna, tears welling up in eyes: It’s about damn time, you idiot.

Tobirama, blushing: May I kiss you?

Izuna: Er, um, actually …

Madara: Actually, Uchiha custom dictates that you meet with the parents of your intended to “discuss your intentions” before you are allowed such physical intimacy.

Tobirama: What the hell?! Where did you come from??

Madara: Not important. What IS important is that our parents are dead, and I’m Izuna’s elder and guardian. *sits down* Now, what sort of relationship do you intend to have with my little brother? Is marriage in your future? If so, do you feel yourself capable of supporting a family? Which clan’s techniques will be prioritized when it comes to training your children? What do —

*Hashirama and Madara come into the restaurant, and Hashirana tilts his head, looking at Tobirama in confusion*

Hashirama: … why is he just staring blankly into space like that?

Izuna: I have him in a gengetsu. He’s going to be interrogated by Madara for the next few hours or so. That’ll teach him to make me wait this long for a confession.

Madara, hugging Izuna: That’s my boy!

Hashirama: 

[faerociousbeast]

why ninjas fight (as exactly told by dream fae)

- moon alien goddess crash lands on earth. sucky human man marries her. twins are born with powers since they are half moon alien. main power is "chakra" which basically is ninja energy resource power bank

- older twin hagoromo decides to spread this power to all people as well as love and kindness and stuff. think ninja jesus.

- hagoromo also has twins. starts a place for people to learn how to do jutsu and things using chakra energy. tells twins only one can be head of clan. older twin has been getting corrupted by a Force and i love him but anyway he says well we have this power and some of the best stuff to do with it is fight. so why dont we fight. you cant give all humans this power and not expect some people to weaponize it.

- younger and older twin end up fighting for reasons.

- fast forward. now ninjas are real. weaponizing the chakra. basically this is the olden days. lots of farms and no real large villages. if you want to protect your farm and land from threats, what do you do. you hire a ninja clan.

- of course you will want the most powerful ninja clan. so you hire say, the senju. but what if your rival neighbour wants to fight you. they will also have to hire a powerful clan. they hire the uchiha.

- uchiha and senju clans being the most powerful continuously have to see each other and fight making them enemies. eventually turns into a feud outside of this because both sides have killed so much of their own. even children are set out to fight. there are no rules.

- gay ninja romeo and juliet. the uchiha and senju heir meet at a river mourning the deaths of their younger siblings without knowing the other is the heir of their enemy clan. each have one younger brother left. swear to each other to make a future where younger brothers do not have to fight so young. in the form of a ninja village.

- however inevitably they are forced to fight. they become most powerful in their respective clans and therefore most powerful ninja. whenever uchiha and senju are fighting these two go one on one because nobody else is on their level. despite their friendship when they were younger.

- senju heir (hashirama) still holds the dream of a peaceful village. will do anything to have this. ninja romeos younger brother and ninja juliets younger brothers are also second best so they also go one on one a lot. one day senju heirs brother kills uchiha younger brother.

- uchiha heir (madara) is very upset. continues fighting as brothers last words were to not trust senju. one day gets downed. hashirama asks for peace. madara says "only if you kill yourself or your brother." hashirama goes to stab himself. madara stops him. their friendship rekindles. it never really died.

- ninja village is formed. hashiramas younger brother (tobirama) hates uchiha. thinks they are fueled by only hate and madness. hates that hashirama wants madara uchiha to also lead village. makes it so only hashirama is leader. madara gets tired of discrimination and leaves.

- this is the founding of the leaf village. many large clans join. other ninja villages pop up. sadly hashirama never truly gets out of the mindset and doesnt realize the village itself is not peace. protecting the people in it is peace. so being loyal to the village itself is just a rehash of the previous fighting.

- tobirama pushes uchiha clan to one corner of village. makes them the village police force. says it is out of respect. it is not. it is so villagers hate uchiha as they enforce rules inside of village itself. instead of being sent out elsewhere. tobiramas student becomes next village leader so uchiha discrimination continues.

- still somewhat better though as they make ninja schools. kids can only graduate being ninja at 12. and then have low level missions until they rank up once more. but still not good enough.

- present time. now ninja villages still function as before. ninjas for hire by citizens for protection and other missions. different villages and clans still have beef. if kids are good enough fighters they still become ninja way too early. things basically went back to how they are before because they can not think of a world outside of this. the violence continues. ninja must not show emotion. ninja must be ever loyal to their village. revenge is now looked down upon unless you pledge loyalty to village at the same time.

i had a dream somene wanted me to explain why ninjas in naruto fight and now im stupdiyl sad bx that wasnt real so i have no excude to type it all out

[kaigarax]

100 Ways to Fall in Love Masterlist

"What is life without love?" - (Y/n)

All stories begin and end the same way - but each and every person's middle is uniquely their own. Follow (Y/n) and various other characters as they learn the meaning of love and heartbreak together.

AGAIN

Porco Galliard: Take 574

Eren Jaeger: Take 5

Marco Bodt: Take 382

Bertholdt Hoover: Take 892

Floch Forester: Take 374

Connie Springer: Take 103

Marcel Galliard: Take 42

Zeke Jaeger: Take 452

Armin Arlet: Take 294

Jean Kirstein: Take 122

Reiner Braun: Take 1101

FLIGHT

Miya Atsumu: It’s the Little Things

Komori Motoya: A Blue Hand Towel

Oikawa Tooru: To My First Love

Hoshiumi Korai: Somewhere Only We Know

Nishinoya Yu: How to Be Brave

Yaku Morisuke: Growing Up With You

Bokuto Kotarou: From Drops to Drizzle

Kuroo Tetsurou: How to Find Love

Futakuchi Kenji: Your Laugh and Smile

Iwaizumi Haijime: The Gravity of You

Miya Osamu: Stars In The Sky

MELODY

Agatsuma Zenitsu: Break My Heart

Tokito Muichiro: - Yours

Kamado Tanjuro: Always

Hashibira Inosuke: A Million Ways

Shinagawa Genya: And Forever

EMOTIONS

Saionji Ukyo: Times In Our Lives

Ishigami Senku: Between You and Me

Asagiri Gen: It’s Always Been You

Nanami Ryusui: The Reason We Exist

WISHES

Finral Rouclase: Wilting Flowers

Gauche Adlia: Frosted Over

Leopold Vermillion: Embers and Ashes

Magna Swing: Between the Boarder

FREE

Sabo: Of Knowing and Understanding

Eustass Kid: What One Claims to Be

X Drake: To The Stars

Roronoa Zoro: Hopes and Dreams

Trafalgar Law: And... You

Vinsmoke Sanji: Wishes and Hopes

Portgas D. Ace: Fall

Kaku: Could You Love Me

CHANCES

Loke (Leo): How to Flirt

Mystogan (Edolas Jellal): Autumn

Lyon Vastia: New Beginnings

HOPES

Nozel Silva: Dance

William Vengeance: Choose

Yami Sukehiro: Move

Fuegoleon Vermillion: Speak

Rhya: Lie

MOMENTS

Dederida: When You Are With Me

Nagato (Pain): When You Laugh With Me

Uchiha Itachi: When You Dream With Me

Sasori (Of The Red Sand): When You Craft With Me

Uchiha Obito: When You Change With Me

SONGS

Rengoku Kyojuro: Dandelion Wishes

Shinagawa Sanemi: Potted Aster

Uzui Tengen: Abatina Petals

Iguro Obanai: Sleeping Willow

Tomioka Giyuu: Sunflower Memories

DREAMS

Itoshi Rin: Elegance

Niko Ikki: Affinity

Yukimiya Kenyu: Cherish

Bachira Meguru: Passion

Michael Kaiser: Conviction

Shidou Ryusei: Amok - Absolutely

Mikage Reo: Evanescent

Nagi Seishiro: Accismus

WONDER

Senju Hashirama: Nobody (Loves Me)

Uchiha Izuna: Empty Bed

Uchiha Madara: Fix You

Senju Tobirama: Hypothetically

TUNES

Doma: Spring

Gyutaro: Winter

Akaza: Summer

STARS

Geto Suguru: Absolutely Bright

Nanami Kento: Absolutely Blunt

Gojo Satoru: Absolutely Dazzling

BRILLIANT

Itadori Yuuji: Absolutely Yours

Denji: Yours Absolutely

ECHOES

Sabito: "Anyways, I'm Falling In Love With You."

Julian Loki: "By The Way, I Think I Love You."

RETICENCE

Satoru Gojo: Sometimes, All I Think About Is You

Suguru Geto: I See You In My Dreams

DISTANCE - Someone You Loved

Asagiri Gen - The Mentalist: A Shattered Reflection of You

Porco Galliard - The Soldier: Everything I Could Never Say

Hoshiumi Korai - The Athlete: In The Midst of Uncertainty

REACH - Someone You Loved

Finral Roulacase - The Poet: Whiteclover

Niko Ikki - The Bookkeeper: Bittersweet

Loke (Leo) - The Dancer: Gardenia

SPACE - Someone You Loved

Sabito - The Storyteller: Forget Me Not

Senju Tobirama - The Detective: Crimson Red Rose

Nozel Silva - The Auteur: Bluebells and Lillies

BREADTH - Someone You Loved

Sero Hanta - The Hero: Exactly As You Saw

Thorfinn - The Chef: Exactly As It Is

Narushima Melt - The Pilot: Exactly As I Am

AMBIT - Someone You Loved

Tokito Muichiro - The Violinist: Green Wishes

Diez Drake - The Architect: Purple Hopes

Uchiha Obito - The Journalist: Orange Dreams

[beneathstarryskies]

Hi lovely! Only if you are still doing them, but could I please request a NSFW alphabet for Madara Uchiha? 😊 thank you!

Madara Uchiha x Fem!Reader NSFW Alphabet

(Smutty goodness under the cut)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Madara can be a bit distant after sex. If things got particularly rough (and they usually do) he’ll tell you how good you were for him. After that, he kind of likes to be loved on a bit. 

Sex can be a very vulnerable act, and Madara can get a little overwhelmed because he’s not someone who is used to feeling vulnerable. Just let him lay his head on your chest while you play with his hair and listen to him talk quietly about what’s going through his mind.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His eyes of course. They’re powerful and he can use them to memorize every inch of you. Not to mention they heighten his experience because he becomes so much more aware of your movements and reactions. 

On his partner, it’s probably a tie between the hips and hands. He loves gripping onto your hips and guiding you against him. He also really just enjoys feeling your hands all over him whether your touches are gentle or rougher. He can’t choose, and honestly, he wouldn’t entertain such a silly topic even if you asked. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Madara definitely wants to cum inside you. This stems from the fact that he’s got a super strong breeding kink. He’s a little bit obsessed with filling you with his seed then staying inside of you to make sure none of it drips out. If a single drop spills out he’ll be like, “So wasteful. Looks like we have to start again.” 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He wants to have a threesome with you and Hashirama really badly. Once he’s super comfortable, he may mention it to you. If you’re not into it, he would never force you to do it. It’s just something he’d be really curious about, and maybe even consider a polyamorous relationship. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s definitely got some experience. Mostly super casual and not exactly intimate. A one-night stand or quickie here and there. He’s learned a bit about what to do to please a partner, but in the past, he hasn’t actually cared much. Once he’s committed, he’ll have to learn how to be intimate. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

In general, he prefers positions where he’s dominant. Even if you’re on top he’s gonna be holding onto you and taking charge. Doggy style might be his favorite. He’ll have one hand on your hips guiding you on his cock while the other hand is buried in your hair. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Madara doesn’t have much of a sense of humor. Sometimes you might find him amusing because he can be a little bratty if things aren’t going his way, but he wouldn’t be funny on purpose. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Madara isn’t super hairy. He has a dark line of hair leading into his pants to a nicely groomed patch of dark hair. He is very prideful about his appearance. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Madara can be a mixed bag when it comes to intimacy. He can be a little distant at times, especially when the relationship is new. Just holding you down and pounding into you without much affection attached. 

However, he does become more intimate once his feelings for you grow. In fact, he becomes downright passionate once he realizes he loves you. He’ll cling onto you and press kisses (and bites) to every inch of your skin. He’ll also become more vocal with praising you. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Madara doesn’t masturbate very much. He has a lot of self-control, and would rather just wait until he can actually just have a proper fuck. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding kink is his absolute number one kink. Nothing turns him on more than fucking you and telling you how he’s going to fill you up with all of his cum. He’s also big into dominating you. Spanking, degradation, blindfolds, and bondage all come into play here. Overstimulation and edging both are things Madara is super into, and they often will come into play in tandem. He’ll edge you for ages until you’re begging him to let you cum. Then he’ll overstimulate you until you’re crying. 

Madara will sprinkle some praise in there as well to remind you that no matter how much he talks shit during sex, he does really love you. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bedroom is his favorite place because he can really take his time with you. He’s not always that picky though. Sometimes if you’re both out and about and you start being bratty, he’s not above dragging you into the nearest alleyway and teaching you a lesson. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When you’re being kind of a brat, he wants to teach you a lesson. If you wear a cute little outfit in front of other people and he notices others looking at you, he’ll definitely want to remind you who you belong to. The thought of having kids with you gets him going pretty easily too. 

Deep down, Madara is kind of touch starved as fuck. If you show him any kind of affection, he will absolutely be weak. He won’t admit it, of course. The softer the affection the more it turns him on. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

There’s not a lot that Madara wouldn’t do. Just like everyone, he has his limits. He wouldn’t be into ageplay, scat, or piss. He might get turned on by a bit of pain and seeing you cry when he’s overstimulating you, but he would never want to actually harm you in any way. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He doesn’t actually have much of a preference. He enjoys both equally for different reasons. You having your mouth wrapped around his cock while he guides you and fucks your face is amazing. 

However, he also loves going down on you. He’s very good at it and can have you tinkering on the edge of climax in minutes. He loves the control he has over you in that moment. The way you tug on his hair and beg him to let you cum. He could stay between your thighs like that for hours. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He can switch the pace up pretty easily. It just depends on his mood. Sometimes he wants to be rough with you and have you begging for him to give you a break. Other times he just wants to take his time to kiss you all over and fuck you slowly. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’s very open to quickies, and it is a pretty common occurrence in your relationship. When Madara wants you, he wants you as soon as possible and wherever you can find privacy. He’s not picky about that. 

Especially if he gets jealous. He has to have you as soon as possible to remind you (and kind of himself) that you’re his.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He is absolutely game to experiment and take risks. (Especially if that risk could involve getting caught by Hashirama and him maybe joining.)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last as long as he wants. Madara is very good with edging himself and has a lot of self-control during sex. He is able to go at least three rounds if he wants. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Cuffs, ropes, blindfolds. Maybe a gag, but he won’t use it much because he likes hearing you beg. Maybe if you’re being too mouthy. 

He’d much rather be the one using them, but if you play your cards right you might be able to finesse your way into using them on him. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Madara is the biggest fucking tease in the whole world. He just loves hearing you beg and the more desperate you are (especially if you cry) the more he enjoys it. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is pretty loud. Letting his moans of pleasure come out without much regard for if anyone might hear him. He also talks a lot during sex, and the things he’ll say will be inconsistent. One moment he’s telling you what a desperate little slut you are and then the next thing that falls out of his mouth is that you’re a good girl taking his cock so well. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Madara really just loves boobs a lot. After sex he’ll often want to snuggle up against you and put his head on your chest. During foreplay, he’ll spend a lot of time kissing and massaging them. He’ll tease your nipples with his mouth. He just really loves boobs, and he doesn’t even care about the size. Big tits, small tits, tits somewhere in between. They’re all good to Madara. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Madara has a pretty big cock. Around 8 ½ inches and super thick. If you’re not super experienced beforehand, he’ll definitely have to ease it into you. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Madara has a super high sex drive, especially when things get serious enough for the possibility of having kids to come into the mix. He’s a little prideful, so he won’t admit how often he yearns for you. But he definitely does. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn’t tend to fall asleep super easily after sex. In general, he doesn’t sleep much. So he’ll probably lay beside you for a long time just listening to you breathe or the two of you talking nonsense until you fall asleep.

A/N: Thank you for the request!

[kakashihasibs]

Yamato for the headcanon meme?

Alright okay hmmm

1) realistic.

I know i really love the idea that Yamato gardens and takes care of plants, but i don't think he actually does. When we see him using mokuton it's always very structured, which makes sense since he studies architecture! But i think for a long while he actually ends up sort of distancing himself from the more "natural" uses of mokuton as a way of separating himself from Hashirama. (Not completely of course, we see him use deep forest emergence after all)

If he takes up gardening I think it's after retirement. When he is relaxed and able to feel completely free from being used as a weapon 😌 as much as that is possible for any shinobi.

2) hilarious.

This isn't funny but yaknow. I've seen a lot of people write Yam as a lightweight when it comes to drinking, but with the healing factor of mokuton i think he'd actually be able to out drink anyone. Like if yam wants to be drunk he has to work at it.

Which means in that omake with Asuma, how much did yam put away while poor asuma sat there watching askdjdkdl (i dont do this anymore but my idea of it is like when, at a party, i sat down at the bar and lined up more shots than i want to admit to and drank them all one after another 🤦 yam does that but bc of his weird healing abilities it's like if a regular person just drank a beer or two in somewhat quick succession)

4) unrealistic.

I am his trophy husband (joking). Uh idk I'm just vibing with the yam loves older pop music headcanon tbh.

Honestly with the drinking and the pop music Yamato's vibes in any bar setting is just profoundly weird and wonderful. You watch some random ninja guy drink more than anyone should physically be able to and sure he gets drunk but he isn't like dead from it and then he gets up to sing material girl by fucking Madonna. I love him.

3) sad.

Okay listen i have like the worst headcanon that I haven't said at all to anyone bc it's honestly distressing so these are outta order so i can put this under a read more. Brief CSA mention (more as an analogy) under the readmore. Read at ur own discretion. (Long and the short of it: the curse mark is like hella traumatizing)

SO I've thought a lot about that fucking curse mark on all the root agents. Bc it like haunts me. Danzo puts it on CHILDREN!

So like a lot of the seals and curse marks we see being made usually require: direct contact, blood, and occasionally like a ritual sort of setting.

Ugh okay so okay baby not yet tenzō whose only experiences up til that point have been surviving torture and experimentation and being 'rescued' by Danzo who only wants him to become an emotionless weapon for the nation state.

Danzo tells tenzō that he should be grateful for merely being alive. Convinces tenzō he cannot ask anything more. You have that dynamic going into what is most likely a ritual setting (maybe) with a grown man putting his blood covered fingers down this kid's throat specifically to keep tenzō (and any of the root kids) silent about Danzo. Anything that danzo does or orders is forcibly kept secret.

Danzo wants absolute power and control of the root agents. Like that has to be deeply and profoundly traumatizing. Even if tenzō didn't understand it then i have no doubt that that shit pops up later in life as flashbacks and intrusive memories. I think it affects him in a very similar way to how CSA affects people.

Like yam has probably been to a dentist once and never again. And I'm done now. Is this sad and awful enough?

(Edit to add: what i think is really getting to me about the curse mark is that it isnt to keep state secrets safe. No, it is specifically to prevent root members from talking about Danzo. Danzo isn't protecting konoha he's protecting himself. So no one can expose his abuses and crimes. So he doesn't have to face an consequences. AAAHHHHHHHH D:< i hate that man)

[chemmerson]

Hey! 15, 17 and 20 for the game :D

hi my lovely!! thanks for sending these in <3

15. which character would you be dating/want to date?

i think we all know the obvious answer to this is the copy-ninja himself. but besides him, probably yamato or hashirama senju.

17. who would be the best teammates for you to form a well rounded team suitable for an s rank mission?

i like this question a lot. the first answer that popped into my head was team gai. they are my favorite team and i think my personality goes along with all of theirs. lee and gai would keep me motivated, tenten would be very grounding, and neji would keep everyone serious. i guess that means i would have to be the medic haha.

20. would you want to become a jonin sensei?

hmm this is hard. part of me would LOVE being able to mentor and form bonds with a group of kids, but i think i would rather be an academy sensei. i feel like that would be a blast!!

thanks for playing po ilyyyy

naruto asks!!

[senjuofthesea]

//Masterpost for those on mobile, and those lazy to search. RPs are welcome and encouraged, canon interactions or not! AUs as well. My asks and messages are always open too, no matter the prompt, comment, etc! Let’s be friends and shitpost together.

About the mun

Hi, I’m Sin (she/her), I’m 23, and I am a friend-shaped writer and an artist. I am very friendly and love making new friends, so don’t be shy and come talk to me! I’ve been roleplaying for a long time and I have had my ups and downs, as we all have.

If you are curious about me, I am happy to respond to any questions you might have, just specify that they are OOC :)

main @twinkletits-jr

Rules

1. Don’t get offended by Tobirama’s means of expression, he is a little antisocial. 2. I’d prefer 18+ partners; but for SFW any age is okay. I’ll be keeping an eye on you, kids. 3. Have fun? :D

NEW!

4. I can't believe I have to put this shit here but no OCs allowed unless you talk to me privately and prove to me that you are a sane person. 5. No invasive, disgusting, etc. asks. 6. Stop bothering my friends. 7. I have the right to block you at any given time without an explanation.

Headcanons

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Tobirama is 182cm tall and on the paler side, covered in red tattoos that span across his entire body, and is presumably suffering from photosensitivity (sun allergy). Presumably - no one knows with how much this idiot holes himself up in his lab/office. He has not seen the light of day for days. Insomnia is a bitch. He lives off coffee and tea, spends nights awake, and forgets to eat often. Sometimes, he forgets to take care of himself. He is also mildly antisocial and oftentimes awkward when the situation is personal. Contrary to popular belief, Tobirama does not exactly hate the Uchiha - he fears what they are capable of, though, which leads him to be tense 24/7. Madara and Izuna are the source of all his migraines. Sometimes Hashirama too. He loves his brother above all, but he is not beyond telling him off when Hashirama starts acting up. He’s never been in a relationship. He might have experimented around a little but it was never anything serious. He is married to science. (Fun fact: Tell him something is ‘for science’ and he is much more likely to go through with it.) Speaking of that, Tobirama is undeniably confused about his sexuality, never knowing where he stands. He doesn’t care but he is nervous when he is unsure about himself. His favourite hobbies are fishing, reading, coming up with new techniques, and swimming. He is fond of both cats and dogs - they are better than people, after all. He doesn’t like sweets too much but he still indulges himself once in a while - sweet cold tea and ice cream are his favourite. His favourite food is fish of any kind. He likes meats and fruits, rice and noodles both, and if he cooks (which is something he can somewhat do), he always makes sure to include a portion of vegetables as well. He critiques a lot but expects that in return, is grumpy and and and an insensitive asshole at times. And he is aware of it. Someone get this man a therapist, please. + Come ask me about more headcanons on anything.

[westanabadguy]

Rating/Giving my Opinion on Every Single Naruto Character part 2/???

Ok, so the last post didn’t get much traction but I’ve already committed and I’ll see this through to the end or die trying.

After the absolute nightmare that part 1 was, here’s hoping the other letters are not so full to the brim with random ass filler characters. The letter A doesn’t even look real to me anymore.

Let’s just hope right into it

The B’s

Baiu: “ Stingy, sad, gloomy and ungrateful.” is what the wiki has to say about him. Gaara killed a lot of innocent people who didn’t deserve it, but this man is an exception. Also, he has no pupils. 0/10

Baji: Seems like an asshole. Also, his power is gimmick-y. All he can do is make people mute. 1/10.

Baki: What a respectful dude. What a guy. Good man, with a good design. He def respects women. 7/10.

Baku: I know this abomination is based off Japanese folklore but it’s still an atrocity and I wish I hadn’t been exposed to it. -100/10. Also, Danzo’s summon, so not only is it ugly it’s also just yucky.

Baku (Anbu): Why is this dude important enough to get a wiki page? Idk like, 1/10 I guess?

Bakuto: An absolute sweetheart. What a bro. 5/10.

Bando: He looks like a pokemon gym leader lmao. And he has a chakra CANNON? I love this man. Unfortunately, apparently he’s an asshole. 5/10 just for his design.

Bandō: Like Bando, but with a fancy o. He’s literally just a dollar store Kakuzu, and worst of all he uses an ABISCUS. 0/10. No.

Banna: An absolute sweetheart, he’d normally get a higher rating. HOWEVER he committed Identity Theft and for that, I cannot stan. 3/10.

Bansai: Apparently the head monk of the Fire Temple that got rekt in the Akatsuki Suppression arc. Kind old dude, feel bad for him. 6/10.

Baraki: The wiki has a full 4 sentences on this dude. 0/10.

Baru Uchiha: Lmao dude killed one of his family members for power, and then was immediately killed by his other family members 2 seconds later. 1/10.

Beekeeper: Just a kind person in a bee suit vibing in a magical forest. Can’t diss that tbh. 5/10.

Bekkō: An asshole with a bad design. Bitch looking like a mafia boss from black and white movies. 0/10.

Benga: EW. -10000/10.

Benten: Dude looks like a lady. Another asshole, but he does respect women kinda sorta. He’ll beat them up... but he’ll beat them up not quite as bad? Good enough I guess. 4/10.

Bird-Masked Anbu Member: Another random ANBU member. 0/10.

Bisuke: DOG. 10000/10. Good boi.

Biwako Sarutobi: Sarutobi’s wife, and sarutobi is trash so normally I’d give her a low rating HOWEVER she was the reason we got the cute Hashirama flower scene so 3/10.

Black Shadow: Edgy. 1/10.

Black Zetsu: Zetsu has suddenly gained some popularity nowadays, but I still hate the Zetsu plot twist so 2/10.

Blue B: Literally looks like a KISS member with colored makeup. A failed jinchūriki, so I guess he’s kinda interesting. 2/10.

Boar-Masked Anbu Member: 2nd verse, same as the first. 0/10.

Boro: Boruto character, ugly, and a dick. 0/10.

Boruto Uzumaki: Boruto character. Nah, but of the little I’ve seen of him from the little I’ve read, I remember not really liking him, but at the same time Naruto’s a horrible father so can’t blame him for being a brat. 5/10.

Boxing Kangaroos: Boxing. Kangaroos. BOXING KANGAROOS. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! 100000/10.

Breeze Dancer: She’s literally just dollar store Temari. 2/10.

Bull: Another dog. Another good boi. 1000/10.

Buna: Imagine Naruto, but ugly and his entire personality is gardening. 0/10.

Bunpuku: Another really sweet old man who got screwed over. 10/10.

Buntan Kurosuki: Bitch said “Ew, peace? Yucky”. 0/10.

Bunzō: Meh. 0/10.

Burami: DISGUSTING. -1000/10.

Buriko Nekoka: All she did was be a background character so I guess... 0/10?

Butsuma Senju: Hit his son for suggesting they maybe didn’t send kids to war. -10000/10.

Byakuren: I can’t figure out if he is cross eyed or the animators just fucked him over. Another minor filler character, so idk 1/10?

I was gonna do the C’s here, but ugh I’m tired. I’ll try and do both the C’s and D’s next time.

[kendochick-moor]

And the results of the 2019 Holiday Fanfic Poll are....

What do you want moor to write more of?

Everything she writes is great. A/B/O and MadaSaku/ItaSaku. The conflict and posturing between them always draws me into the story. I particularly enjoy the darker story lines with multiple pairings as they have the best drama and suspense. 

Orbit, immured, pop the top, There and back again, incomplete, Hyuuga/Sakura Dilf au, Shangri-La, Demon AU, Daddy Business, moor breaking our hearts, Amnesia,

Undercover, Soulmates, Immortal   ShiSaku Whatever you are inspired to write.  But you are an exceptional world builder, so I love when you explore totally different AUs like the warring states period. "Sakura x Itachi or Madara or Tobirama

I like the AUs more than the canon " What they enjoy!! ItaSaku. I’d like to see continuation on existing stories If possible- or if it isn’t just letting fans know that fic is abandoned. However time is precious and I am always grateful for the content we are given!

Angst, smut, pop the top Madasaku and Tobisaku Whatever she wants! MadaSaku, TobiSaku AU shisaku or tobisaku Anything she wants. I'll end up liking it anyway honestly. But i think she needs to write more endings for her wip as well Anything!!! The Art of Dating a Rich Man Honestly, anything. I love your stuff Forest Fire more ItaSaku Whatever she feels like. I love her choices especially ones that make me think outside the box pairing-wise. All of them LOL because it's hard for me to choose just one fic for her update Everything, I'm obsessed :D ItaSaku Itasaku and kakasaku smut! Separate and together 😉 Tobirama Shisaku and tobisaku Dark Kakashi and abductions! Kidnapping/imprisoning people you love yandere style! Also I just realized you know Vampire Knight, so if you ever did a Vampire Knight au with Naruto characters (like Sakura as Yuuki and Itachi or Kakashi as Kaname or something) that would be amazing

Itasaku and kakasaku!!!! Maybe even all 3 together 😁😈 MadaSaku/MadaSakuIzu ;))) but that's my personal preference lol u write u amigo ABO, MadaSaku shisuisaku and itasaku Uchisaku, kakasaku fluff (or smut? ^_^) please :) hashisaku!! so little hashisaku content... Yandere❤ Anything Uchiha related! Shisui/Sakura Anything in the Naruto-verse, preferably MadaSaku UchiSaku, I love the drama! anything Everything Any Sakura centric fic that moor prefers! Anything, legit anything. Anything moor's heart desires Whatever takes their fancy!! Anything you want. 👍 Definitely more itasaku UchiSaku is always fun. More multi/poly relationships ItaSaku!!!!! Sakura x Daddy type characters (Ex. Minato, Fugaku, Madara, Inoichi, etc.) MadaSaku :) Itasaku MultiSaku! Or love me some UchiSaku Madasaku Itasaku, kakasaku and itasakukaka

What do you want moor to write less of?

Everything she writes is awesome N/A, it's all good. I have a definite preference for certain pairings but I'll never say that someone should write less of others. ??? KakaSaku Nothing!  That’s a crazy question! Literally nothing. Keep writing forever. What they don’t enjoy!! MadaSaku. Sorry it's like reading a grandfather perving on his granddaughter. Lord knows I tried getting into it. Non con is a tough one where Sakura doesn’t have all the facts to be a true nonconsenting party- although I realize there is a market for non con and morally gray fics and you do them exceptionally well. This is more a, “it’s me, not you” thing though that I wrestle with

Anything you write is awesome What doesn't inspire her anymore! Madasaku and itasaku. I would like to read more of my ships. But I actually read everything you write so I don’t really mind much :) Angst. It maakes my heart hurt. What do you mean?!? Not write less...? Lol, kidding aside you’re da bomb. Nothing specific. nothing Madasaku and tobisaku 😬 Not a huge fan of these ships Madasaku (hahahaha) (i’ll still read whatever you post senpai!) Founders (Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, Tobirama, etc.) Madasaku and tobisaku and basically Uchihas which aren't Itachi and Shisui 😕 Everything is amazing and we are not worthy of her talent, everything you write is amazing and appreciated :) madasaku nothing! write what you want Posts about shitty entitled little snots because I want them to stop pestering wonderful authors like her nothing please don't write less of anything Nothing Anything moor feels uncomfortable writing about, feel free to avoid it. I don't want you to feel bad. N/a Anything moor is tired of It's all good 🤷‍♀️ Everything's fine Nothing. Everything moor writes is perfect Literally nothing ever Dear moor can and should write whatever she wants :) Lol no Write less!? I’ll take it all Madsaku and tobisaku

Do you have any questions for moor?

--> I will be answering these in a separate post!

None, but I hope she's taking care of herself Do you have a favorite story? I wonder if you ever considered writing original work as well... 🤔 Hope you have a good day. Is it possible to send you a fan mail? Hey... how are you? Nah. Nope. What is her favourite ship of Sakura? If I would like to snail mail you a package where can i send it? How do you balance writing with the other demands of your family and professional life? Even though for most writing is a hobby but it too feels like a task at some times so how do you differentiate when writing is making you happy and when it feels like a task so you feel the need to take a break from it on top of balancing your life?

N/a Are you going to continue Forest Fire? How do you do it all? Have you thought about turning any of your AUs into an Original Fiction book? Keep going!! None What's your favorite AU? Nope! Which of your fics is your favorite? Nope Over the years how would you say your writing style has evolved/changed/improved?

Do you have any advice/suggestions for moor?

None, because she's doing great from what I can see and I don't know enough about what happens in her life to say anything. Thanks for everything. Cliffhangers are great for building up suspense, but it's a little disheartening to see them on fics that haven't been updated in a long time. That said, I completely understand that fics don't always work out and that inspiration comes and goes.

At this point I believe anything you choose to write will be happily received by most but will make quite a few ecstatic. Me?!!? 👈🏻 It’s a miracle I don’t fall over more often, so no. 🤣🤣🤣 Take it easy. More shisaku or tobisaku or dark!Minato >_< Nope, she’s perfect the way she is. Have fun. Don’t want you burnt out. Love reading your work and would hate to see you gone. Do what you love, take time for yourself and don’t sweat the small stuff! Keep up with the smut gurll! 😂 I feel like you have your life fully realized...? My life is a bit messy and goaless. Obviously no one can fully understand the exact struggles of keeping up with everyday life like the person who's going through it but perhaps dedicating 3 months each to finishing a story or 2 stories at a time might be a new organisational system to try 

N/a Nope. She’s got her shit together ... better than me... Take breaks regularly so you won't burn out. I want you to take good care of yourself ♡ None Keep being amazing, hun!!!!! ❤ I think you should do whatever is best for you. You have a community who loves you and will back you no matter your decision. Always stay with your passion for writing love! Passion for you and amazing entertaining content for us 😘😘

Anything else you think moor should know?

She's doing great. Ignore anyone who says otherwise I love your work. You have a lot of talent, and reading your fics is always a pleasure. The fact that the first question is single choice is cruel. I’m stupid for your work.  Love fufu to the moon and back. Love u Nope. Love your writing. Moor is great! :) Don't work yourself too hard! I appreciate her for taking the time and effort to write fics and sharing her creativity for all of us. More power She’s one of the best fandom writers in the universe! I hope she continues to enjoy writing! Thank you for sharing your gift with us <3 Take your time, but also please don't discontinue any of your fics. I love your writing You are wicked awesome. Love seeing your updates. I also tend to reread your stuff and it makes me happy. Keep doing what you like. We are appreciative of offerings bestowed upon us little people :) I absolutely love your work I love her writing! Her plots and storylines have always been intriguing and exciting, keeps you waiting eagerly for next updates! :) Good smut writing in rich man You’re still the best author for me. I read more of your work than the published ones. Is it weird to say I grew up with your writing style? Hahaha! Thank you for always making my day! ^^

I love your work! Also there is a Dark Kakashi discord hosted by ila-moon full of fic writers that you might be interested in called Dark Kakashi Wonderland. I think ila-moon posted a link on their Tumblr recently.

Choosing from the options is difficult! Everything is so good. Love your work! Your story ideas and plot lines are always exciting and a pleasure to read! I especially love all the sassy bits that come, very funny 👌🏻👌🏻 YOUR WRITING IS AMAZING, 11/10!!! You're a great writer YOU ARE AMAZING AND DONT YOU EVER FORGET THAT YOU QUEEN Just.... Thank you for continuing to be a blessing to others. :) Anything you write is more than enough! I love your writing You're doing a great job! thank you for writing for us! Moor is amazing! Love you You're amazing!!!!! You iz lovely 🤔🤷‍♀️ I keep my fingers crossed that everything goes well You're awesome! Take care of yourself Stay awesome. Choosing one story for an update was torture. amazing work Loveeee your plotlines and the genius way you use words

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Ayesha Liveblogs Naruto Shippuden S20 (Pt. 4)

Hashirama’s “:O” face at everything is so endearing

Hagoromo is now really the time for a family story there are three children and a sad old man in need

“It was a few thousand years ago” Zetsu just said it was 1,000 years ago how bad are you guys at telling time 

I wonder how Hashirama feels about Madara being his Soulmate™

“I want make sure [the Tailed Beasts] don’t fight amongst each other, and that people don’t use their powers for evil” better 2 have tried and failed I guess 

“That’s because a toad’s dream is destiny” weird flex but ok

“So then, will everything I do now be meaningless?” “Don’t waste your time worrying” Ffgkjhfgkjh damn I didn’t ask for a lecture on fatalism in my Naruto liveblog

Lmao @ this dude revealing his thievery scheme after talking to Hagoromo for 0.5 seconds what makes him think everyone will be on board with it 

“I only want you to go away as soon as possible” ah looks like Hagoromo made a friend lmao 

“If we make it too sturdy, you’ll break your bones when you try to destroy it” they actually did a really good job of making Hagoromo charming like consider me charmed I wanna hear abt ur ninja way

Hahahah I admire Futami for not bringing up the horns for the entire length of time it took them to build the bridge 

Futami: Hagoromo-sensei gave me a high-five one time and it touched my heart so I formed a cult around him

Wait if Hagoromo only gave 8 disciples chakra are the nine of them together responsible for fathering all the shinobi world what kind of Gengis Khan fuckery

Minus the Hyuga, who, for some reason are moon aliens, I guess

“Throughout this long history men appeared, one after another, with the desire to use the tailed beasts for their own evil purposes. And that turned the tailed beasts against mankind. Anyway, back to my story.” Hahahaha did Hagoromo just go “(A/N: Fuck Obito and Madara lol)”

Unbelievable you’re telling me there was someone who wanted to get with this old man with horns and three eyes who leads a cult and you won’t show me WHO where is the justice 

OH HEY FUTAMI HELPING RAISE THE KIDS I GUESS? WILD

Mmmm I love Ashura already 1000/10 endearing impulsive baby

Some filler storyboard artist who I respect beyond reason: But what if... we added.... a dog

“It might even be bigger than yours” please don’t tell me they fished Zetsu out of the river

"I didn’t realize you thought so deeply about [chakra being used as a weapon]” “Yeah, well” “But then again, what will be, will be” what kind of parenting is this Hagoromo kjhgkjhgkjhg

Indra, 10 years old: I am concerned about the ethical impact of my innovation

Hagoromo: YOLO, son ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“I’ll be watching you” Is that the voice of......... Pubescent Zetsu 

LMAO IT IS

These kids are really emotionally unprepared for the boar considering they were following boar tracks into the woods 

ARE YOU SHITTING ME THEY EVEN USED THE SAME FILLER DOG NAME LMAO WHO IS WRITING THIS 

I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY KILLED THE DOG I’M SO MAD

Wow @ them having Indra invent chidori instead hkjhgkhg poor Kakashi

Indra awoke his sharingan over losing his dog I cannot believe this how are dogs the central plot device of multiple arcs

“Whatever is in this village belongs to everyone - that’s the law” wow along with fatalism this arc is also teaching us about the practical failings of communism 

“The law is still the law” where’s the post that says Sasuke is ethnically a cop. Because that’s this arc

Not 2 be that gal again but Indra’s voice is also nice on the ears he has inherited his grandmother’s kekkei genkai of having an attractive voice and a terrible moral compass

...............kekkei grandma 

“Looking into his eyes reminds me of my mother’s eyes” I was kind of joking about the kekkei grandma thing but fair

“At that moment I felt that I understood for the first time why heaven had blessed me with two sons” have you ever considered your eldest son is mean in part because you make comments like this 

“What will the two of you do when you are out in the world alone” wow Hagoromo is giving his kids some kind of High-Stakes Bell Test 

Hahaha I like Taizo I hope they don’t do anything to him but they probably will because he’s had so much screen time

HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SQUAD it’s the first ninja team and the boy is the healer!!!

Ashura: OH NO I’VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO GENJUTSU

Kanna and Taizo: WE GOT U BUDDY WE GOT BATS

I thought I was going bananas for a sec but the intro did change lol 

Poor Tenzo I think he’s been officially discarded from OPs RIP

Side note: Having a Naruto blog has made me so wary of Kakashi and Sakura standing next to each other I don’t trust the ppl on this website to be normal for a second RIP x2

“They’ll suffer, sure, but everyone dies eventually” okay calm down Taizo

“It doesn’t matter whether it’s possible or not, because I’ve decided to do it” I admire Ashura’s blind optimism lmao

Not to poke too many holes but why would the water in the well not be affected by the Divine Tree

I take my comment about healing back ludicrously all the men get to display chakra natures and the women can only display glowing yin chakra hands booooo

Omg there is a Tenzo after all in an ED at least!! This is the first time I’ve seen all three members of the Naruto’s Dad Association in one place!!! Bless up

A shot of them standing all together!!!! My heart!!!!!!!!

SASUKE AND NARUTO’S GRINS AT EACH OTHER I WEEEP

[Hagoromo as Kakashi voice]: TEAMWORK!!

I was very much expecting Indra to go crazy and kill those two guys but wow that was a scene

“Enough to make you fall in love with him and follow him all the way here” At least Ashura gets like a real wife instead of Hagoromo’s ‘ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ she dead’

Hagoromo: Indra’s a dick because his eyes are red trust me it has nothing to do with my parenting I’m a chakra scientist

“Indra, just what is the meaning of this” it’s a temper tantrum lmao

Was it really necessary to kill both of those guys Indra one best friend death usually suffices for mangekyo my dude

Minato joining Kakashi in the club of Boyz Who Jutsu Was Plagiarized

Hagoromo really has absolutely zero hesitation to attack his son and you wonder why Indra has a complex

“THIS IS THE POWER OF OUR BOOOOOND” he said, as he punched his brother in the face with a thousand wooden hands (mood)

Indra’s Lightning Teleportation Jutsu is really doing The Most the Raikage is not nearly this dramatic about it 

Can you... just.... declare that your soul will be reincarnated? Is that how that works? 

Also. Who slept with Indra?! U made him out to be like. Very Not Okay. But he’s the forefather of the Uchiha?? WHERE ARE THESE CHILDREN COMING FROM TELL ME WHO IS BANGING THIS OUT OF CONTROL FAMILY

Hahahahaha I’M SO READY FOR THIS RIDICULOUS TEAM 7 TRYING TO UNMASK KAKASHI EPISODE BRING IT THE FUCK ON

I knew the Sukea voice would be different but omg I’m still thrown

“S-kay-a” is really not how I thought that would be pronounced wow 

“If I’m able to capture this Kakashi guy without a mask on, it’ll be the biggest scoop since the Leaf was established” a little arrogant Kakashi but okay kjhgkjhgkjhgjhg

This is such an adorable and weird bonding exercise of Kakashi teaching his kids how to break into Konoha’s archives I’M WHEEZING

I would pay money to see Kakashi explain what he was doing to all those dudes in ANBU who probably thought he was intimidating as all fuck catching him a wig with three twelve-year-olds breaking into his own file

“Who cares what I look like anyway!” THIS IS SO DUMB I LOOOOVE IT

“I think that a woman might’ve drowned right over there on the river bank” HINATA!!!!! UR TOO NICE TO BE ENLISTED INTO THIS SCHEMING HAHAHA

Oh I remember seeing reference to this scene booooo do they really have to make it weird all the time

This concept is even MORE ridiculous in the show bc it expands beyond Team 7 to all the other Konoha rookies like Kakashi how much do u enjoy teasing the children that this is how you’re spending your day

HAHAHAH Kakashi is lucky that the person who knows him best has face blindness and can’t call him out for his schemes 

Okay not to betray my own brand but ᵏᵏᵍᵃᶦ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ

They really designed a nicer apartment for Kakashi just so they could animate his silhouette in the shower STUDIO PIERROT PLEASE

Fhkjhkjfhkjhkf that last scene made me so uncomfortable I don’t really like seeing Kakashi’s mouth while he talks it’s weird

You know I spent a lot of this interlude chanting main arc main arc in my head but alas now that we have arrived I’ve remembered that the war arc climax is a mess

“If my chakra runs out, I’m done” seriously Obito.......... how are you here

Can you imagine if Naruto actually died.... what would that even mean for this series I can’t imagine 

“I already marked this space, so I can hide out in my time-space” I want to know how Obito “marks a space” is it like a jutsu or does he just have to nod at it and go “my space now”

 I would also pay money to see what Obito and Sakura talked about when they had to hang out in Kamui for a solid two minutes lmao 

“So you’re friends with sensei huh?” “Yeah it’s complicated but I think we’re cool now” “Yeah, same with us and Sasuke” “Sorry about that” “I don’t forgive you but thanks”

“You alright?” define ‘alright’ but also Obito’s never been alright a day in his life, Sakura 

Uh oh foreshadowing to the heavy gravity space where Obito d*es

Okay maybe this is the part of me that is still clings to their Part I friendship but Sasuke helping Sakura stand really brings out my inner soft bitch

 “It would’ve been helpful if we could’ve received this advice a bit earlier” Tobirama’s bitter about sitting through five episodes of filler

Tobirama: Why haven’t u been helping this whole time

Hagoromo: It all comes down to Madara’s magic pelvis—

“This man lent me his power and that’s why we were able to get here” does Sakura not know Obito’s name either khgkjhgjkgh

How many times will we watch these same two flashbacks of Obito’s life

Looks like Kakashi brought a knife to a taijutsu fight LMAO

God Rin is such a good friend to Obito and he repays her by literally defacing her grave 

“Am I powerless to do anything but sit here and watch” it’s not really your fault you can’t fly Kakashi tho u could try throwing some kunai or smth ur not a one sharingan pony

Ddkjhsdkjhd why does Obito get a line worrying about Naruto’s death but Kakashi doesn’t he’s spent the past two days trying to kill Naruto

I’m still emo abt Kakashi trying to die for Sasuke that’s his soooon

“Rin... this time, let’s spend some alone time together, just you and me” Why phrase it like that, Obito

"Why save someone useless like me” Kakashi get some therapy

“A fool full of only mistakes” it’s hard to disagree with Zetsu when they’re flashing back to every mistake Obito has ever made

Where’s the graphics set where Obito goes ‘admittedly I lost my cool here’ because that’s what that flashback was 

Update: found it

“Don’t cry, Obito, you’ll just get laughed at” this fantasy is an indication that Obito has no real comprehension of how fucked up Kakashi was by Rin’s death

Can you believe that Rin still dies in Obito’s jonin AU like....what. It’s not even like “AU of what I want” it’s like “AU where I learn how to cope with trauma” 

Also was this just an out for not designing an adult Rin bc he’s been thinking about Rin endlessly for like three episodes straight so..... what up with that

It’s still so fucking funny that Iruka’s in Obito’s jonin fantasy like when did they meet did he just absorb secondhand Iruka appreciation from Naruto 

“But, if you screw up, I won’t hesitate to step up as a candidate for Hokage myself” yesssssssss let Kakashi be the playful menace he truly aspires to be

Gjghjkhgjhg Obito’s “euuuuuuuuehhhh” when the paperwork dropped was funny

Sasuke’s face when Sakura punched Naruto was also v funny 

Honestly to be real for a second Obito imagining himself as buddies with Team 7 makes me mad u’ve done nothing but make these kids’ life TERRIBLE until today babysitting license REVOKED!!!!!!

Am I a hypocrite for enjoying AUs ft. Obito? Mayhaps!!!

“You told me that saving you was pretty much the same as saving the whole world, remember?” (Well.)

“I’d say, you did your best” You know that post that said it makes sense that Rin said this bc she’s a Scorpio. I’m still upset about it

You know... Naruto’s “the coolest guy” (“nothing but awesome”) comment about Obito is a direct parallel to “Bravest man I ever knew” in HP and that’s why, if I were to meet either adult man, I would dropkick both of them. In this essay I will—

“It’s kind of annoying seeing [Kakashi] all stiff and useless” u right Obito

Kishimoto pick up the phone I just want to talk about that rabbit bijuu design 

“A Susano’o? But whose?” DAD’S HEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRE

Kakashi with Six Paths Power REALLY feeds into my theory that Kakashi is Hagoromo’s transmigrant 

THAT’S MY TEAM READY TO SAVE THE WORLD TOGETHER!!!!!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 KAKASHI GETS HER VULNERABLE AND THEN THE BOYS ATTACK WHILE KAKASHI GUARDS THEIR BACKS AND SAKURA FORCES HER INTO PLACE THIS IS WHOLEASS TEAMWORK

“I really love you guys” YEAH HE DOES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Okay arc over haha right guys we’re good now RIGHT GUYS??

In part, Kakashi jumping around to save his students feels very much reminiscent of Part I’s “MY SENSEI SENSES ARE TINGLING” swoop and scoop that he and Gai loved to do

Lmao @ Kaguya spitting Madara out like he’s a bad-tasting vegetable

Coming up with an OP specifically for VOTE2 is so extra but I kind of love it the Diver parallels!!!!

Sasuke is SUCH a liar abt his attitude towards Team 7 - more specifically towards Sakura and Kakashi bc he has already granted that he cares for Naruto

Sasuke: Comrades? I don’t know her

Also Sasuke: Constantly urging Sakura and Kakashi to get to safety and actively intervening when they’re not

“Honestly at this point I don’t think anything could shock me anymore” Sakura really needs a hug and a nap

“I shall be sure to ask Obito tell me that tale in the afterworld” the real question is if Obito will still look 12 when he takes Hagoromo on the harrowing journey that is his life

Kakashi truly has endless love in his stupid ass heart Obito’s like, “Hmmm... whoops sorry 4 committing mass murder” and Kakashi’s like “Hehe, we all mess up sometimes :) See u in heaven”

Madara and Hashirama really did invent being in gay love huh

WOW I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO TEAR UP BUT KJHFKJHFKJH MY BABY BOY SAYING GOODBYE TO HIS DAD HE IS THE WORLD’S BIGGEST SWEETHEART

“You’ve now finally settled things with Madara” Tobirama has been waiting for like a hundred years for his brother to get over his ex

Hagoromo: Naruto’s your new conference room congrats kids 

Mmmmm I don’t like aaaaannnnnny of this

“You’re suggesting that I enjoy a roooOoomance” why say it like that Sasuke

I genuinely think this is the maddest that Kakashi’s ever been at Sasuke that boy is very, very grounded

“I, too, had two children at one time” OMG KAKASHI OFFICIALLY DESIGNATED TEAM 7 DAD BY HAGOROMO (ur miscounting tho Kakashi actually has four (4) children)

“I think I shall let Naruto handle this” said Hagoromo, and everyone who encountered any problem in this series ever

I’m very distracted from Sasuke’s dictatorship speech by the fact he looks so much like an alien. What is UP with his eyes they never look like this???? Why are they so far apart and narrow and angled

“Your blood will be the last that I shed” what r u just gonna keep genjutsuing ppl Sasuke? Could just keep the Tsukuyomi on then, homie

It also plays into the Hagoromo and Kakashi are related (spiritually or literally) that Hagoromo is equally as useless with advice to him lmao

Kakashi: What should I be doing, sir?

Hagoromo: Sometimes I like to pray :) 

Fjkkjgkjhgkjhk Sasuke claiming that Naruto is his only bond never ceases to amaze me like Sakura and Kakashi are RIGHT THERE ghkjhgkjhgkj u have been protecting them this whole time while they shout how much they care abt u. Just admit u have a crush on Naruto and go!!!

“I know your heart well by now. And you mine” Sasuke u unintentionally romantic dumbass

“Finally decided to kill me, huh,” said a thrilled Sasuke, taking a lesson from the Kakashi School of Very Much Needing Ninja Therapy

This entire fight is the Life or Death equivalent of this tweet:

Lmao one of these boys lost a tooth I want to know which of them has a dental implant 

Omg............... Iruka what is going ON.... u are suddenly v pale and also I think ur VA might be different could they not get the same Iruka or has he just forgotten how Iruka sounds

It was real unclear until this fight that Sasuke had any of the same powers as Nagato

“Now I can finally be alone... farewell, my one and only... friend” again... Sasuke... u can be in love with Naruto and still have other friends!!!!!!! Ask Naruto he has tons of friends he’s not in love with*

*Disclaimer: they are all in love with him

The idea that everyone Naruto’s ever cared about is spiritually trying to help him kick Sasuke’s ass is p funny

“Sakura and Kakashi are still there, they’ll figure something out” cute that you have such an assload of faith in your loved ones in ur life-flashing-before-you moment Sasuke but with what jutsu lmao

“I began to see a shadow of my own family in Squad 7″ YEAH HE DID  😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I still can’t believe that Kishimoto really wrote that all it took for Sasuke to return to Konoha was Naruto explaining to him how love and empathy work 

Omg Sasuke laughing...... I missed your laugh you precious boy

“Release the infinite Tsukuyomi once I’m dead by transplanting my left eye into Kakashi or someone else” Fhjfhkfh it detracts a little from the significance of Sasuke offering his eye to Kakashi to add the “someone else” but I guess they gotta make the syllables match up

Why is every Uchiha’s long-term plan just to die before they have to deal with the consequences of their actions

“I’m sorry” “Sorry? For what” “For everything” “You got that right” Sasuke I think u need to treat all of ur teammates to ramen 

“It’s finally back to the way it was” Kakashi loooves his baaabies 

TENZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

Omg they included Guren from the filler arc in this crowd hahahaha

Gaara and Naruto enveloped in that same beam of light like Kakashi and Tenzo in the Tsukuyomi kghjghkgh SP said gentle gay rights

“I’m forbidden to talk about it” Team 7 would RIOT if Sasuke was locked up in a cell like that fuck you

Hahahaha I wish I could see the scene where Kakashi and Iruka decided to ambush Naruto with study materials 

Okay this is definitely a different Iruka ahhhhh weird I don’t like it

Iruka bursting into tears whenever Naruto talks about his progress.... same

I 100% believe that the vast majority of the reason Kakashi became Hokage was to pardon Sasuke but also that prison scene still seems appalling to me STOP MAKING THINGS WORSE THAN THEY WERE SHOWN TO BE

"Maybe next time” is super funny in the context that he does take her on his next mission outside the village and comes back with one (1) whole baby

Sasuke’s introspection usually seems to amount to “Birth is a curse and existence is a prison... oh hey Naruto <3″ 

The moral of the story seems to be that the best way to show someone you love them in ninja language is by telling them you want to keep punching them for the rest of your life

[fatcatsarecats]

Bossy Boots Strikes Again

Madara & Tobirama  Words: 3,051 A/N: Kid!Tobi is back to serve your daily dose of fluff! Huge thanks to @redhothollyberries​ for giving me hc’s to run with, and beta-ing this fic into shape! Send her all the love :D - Sequel to Bossy Boots -

When Hashirama specified that Tobirama will eventually ‘revert’ back into an adult, he never included an estimation. There’s a reason for that. It turns out, there are no estimates to when Tobirama will eventually become an adult again. Time moves on, and the small group of people Hashirama trusts to look after Tobirama return to the responsibilities they have to attend to.

Their days off hardly ever coincide. The days where everyone happened to be working, Tobirama had stuck to Madara’s side like a leech. Not going to lie, Madara preened a bit.

There’s something sweet about being chosen by Tobirama, time and time again. Even though Tobirama sometimes chooses to sleep with Hashirama at night.

He thought Hashirama would sulk at the idea, but when Madara strode into the office the next morning with Tobirama in his arms, there was an extra table with a high chair beside his Police Chief desk. Tobirama’s glower is still unparalleled. And Madara is shameless about utilising it for theatrical effect.

Thus began one of the strangest games of hot potato between Konoha’s elite, with small, chubby Tobirama being shuffled between the people who happened to have time off for the day.

Surprisingly, this is the most smiling Madara’s seen Tobirama do in years.

-

“Alright, Hikaku,” says Madara as he flicks a folder across the table. “You’re officially the senior officer in this case. Remember that the trainee is your responsibility. Do well, and there might be a promotion in your future. Flop, and, well–”

Tobirama doesn’t blink. “Say goodbye to your career.”

Hikaku, the poor teenager sitting across from him, actually breaks out a sweat. Madara cackles. Tobirama is unmoved, but Madara can see his lips twitching.

Hikaku basically flies to the door when he’s dismissed. Only then, does Tobirama let himself giggle.

Kagami pokes his head through the door. “Should I inform him that you’re kidding, Shishou?”

“Nah, wait till the afternoon.” Madara looks at Tobirama for confirmation. Tobirama nods in approval. “Fear is a good motivator.”

Tobirama goes back to his scribblings. He’s scribbling with such focused intent with the tip of his tongue poking out in concentration, that curiosity tickles Madara. Slowly, he leans over his desk, trying to take a peek at Tobirama’s drawings.

Tobirama slams his drawings blank-side up.

Madara frowns. “C’mon.”

“No.”

“Can’t be that bad.”

“It’s not ugly.” Tobirama scrunches his nose. “But I can do better. I know I can. It’s just not going the way I want it to.”

“Adult you can do better,” Madara agrees. He’s not known for coddling kids, and it would be a particularly idiot thing to do with a kid as smart as Tobirama. “The you with around twenty years’ worth of extra hand-eye coordination can do better, of course. That skill will come back as this jutsu fades. However, if it makes you feel better, I’m sure your current skills are better than what I can do.”

Ever so helpful, Kagami pokes his head through the door again. “It’s true. Every time Shishou tries to draw, the paper sets itself on fire. It’s a more merciful fate, to be honest.”

“Okay, new rule.” Madara points at Kagami. “Keep opinions to yourself, unless they support my statements.”

That tickles a smile out of Tobirama. “Well,” he says. “I guess if you’re so sure it’s better than Madara’s…”

Being better than him – the usual motivator for most of Tobirama’s actions.

Kagami and Tobirama break off into snickers. Madara levels them with flat stare.

“I’ll be finished when Kagami takes me to lunch,” Tobirama says. “You can flip it over then.”

It’s a good compromise, so Madara agrees.

When lunchtime comes, Tobirama orders to be carried with his customary arms-up. After melting into a puddle (“I can’t believe I’m carrying, sensei!”),  Kagami and Tobirama heads off to fetch his lunch. Madara leans over, and flips the drawing.

His breath hitches.

It’s a drawing of a red and black dragon, curled in the air and breathing fire. It’s a bit more cartoonish than Tobirama’s usual style, but there’s shading in each scale, and the details that differentiate the dragon’s mane.

Guess Madara’s correct about it being better than anything he could produce. Actually, it’s better than anything he could produce with training.

Incidentally, red and black are his favourite colours. He was thinking, just the other day, of how drab his office walls are. Maybe it’s time to decorate a bit.

Madara makes his way to the stationary closet to see if they’ve got some spare frames.

-

Almost two hours later, Kagami strides in carrying a half-comatose Tobirama in a new set of clothes and a bento box. Madara feels his blood pressure rise at least three notches when he spots an Uchiwa sewed on Tobirama’s armband.

“Before you panic,” says Kagami, “this is a food coma. We took a detour to get yakidori, then dango, then a bit of sashimi, and then some rice cakes, and then yakidori again because I underestimated how good it was–”

“Kagami,” Madara interrupts, “do you have any idea how much trouble I will get in for dressing up a prominent Senju member in an Uchiha Police uniform?”

“But sensei insisted on wearing one so he could be part of the team, Shishou,” Kagami emphasises. “Part of the team.”

“Uniforms encourage solidarity,” says Tobirama.

Kagami grins at Tobirama. “Exactly!”

Madara cannot deny that Tobirama looks damn good in Uchiha colours. Still, propriety.

“You should’ve seen what happened when we walked in,” Kagami tells him. “Half of the squad doubled over in pain, like they overdosed on cuteness. The other half is still terrified of sensei, but I can totally feel the morale rising.”

Madara narrows his eyes at Kagami. “We don’t even stock uniforms in a size that small. Did you throw a bunch of our uniforms into the drier?”

Kagami’s face doesn’t twitch. “No comment.”

(Although, in Kagami’s opinion, it’s so worth it.)

Before Madara can groan his frustration, Tobirama’s eyes are drawn to the frame hung on the wall to his left. His eyes brighten. “You like my drawing?” Tobirama asks, half surprised and half sheepish.

Slightly caught off guard, Madara answers, “Of course.”

His eyes crease in a pleased smile. It’s a good thing that Madara’s already sitting down, because his knees feels weak.

Tobirama tilts his head to admire his drawing. “I guess it does look better when it’s framed. You can have your lunch now.”

Squirming, Tobirama slides out of Kagami’s hold, careful not to knock over the bento box. He then tugs the box out of Kagami’s hand and delivers it to Madara, holding it up with a blinding smile that shows how proud he is at such a successful delivery.

Madara is pretty sure Kagami passed out on the spot. Overdosed on cuteness, as he said before. Baby Tobirama is lethal. That smile should really be outlawed, for the sake of Konoha’s constitution.

Accepting the bento box, Madara nods his thanks, and tries his hardest not to follow in his apprentice’s footsteps.

-

Tobirama is slippery at any age. At one point, he went beyond slippery and decided to literally disappear from air by inventing a space-time ninjutsu just to escape from his grasp. It’s debateable, however, if twenty-four year old Tobirama is more slippery than the little child that’s currently leading Izuna on a merry chase across the rooftops of Konoha.

Of course, Tobirama is thinking that this is just one huge game of tag. Izuna is panicking out of his mind.

“Tobirama, come back right now!” he orders. “Don’t you run away from nap time. Get back here and face it like a shinobi! And watch where you’re stepping!”

Ever since child Tobirama became a constant present in their household, they started stocking on caffeine-free green tea, because Tobirama at any age is also a tea and caffeine addict. The sneaky child almost took a sip out of Izuna’s own cup of coffee, but Izuna managed to switch their cups at the last minute. He gave himself a pat on the back at a job well done, and for averting disaster.

Izuna did not realise that he made the tea from the wrong tin.

He regrets making the tea from the wrong tin.

How he’s paying for it now.

Tobirama ignores his yellings, giggling as he zig-zags at impossible speeds. How the hell is he so fast? His legs are literally a quarter of Izuna’s. This is just shameful.

Charging chakra into his feet, Izuna springs into the air. With this much chakra, should be able to land about two steps behind Tobirama–

–only to be jerked back by the back of his collar to meet furious brown eyes.

“Why,” Tōka chews out the words in a way that suggest imminent death, “is my five-year old cousin cartwheeling across dangerous rooftops when he’s supposed to be sleeping?!”

Izuna winces. “I might have…given him the non-kid friendly green tea by accident.”

Tōka is on the verge of shrieking. She grabs his collar with both hands and shakes him with each word.

“You gave my five year old cousin caffeine by accident?!”

“I’m sorry! I made a huge mistake! The caffeine was an accident! And now, he’s so damn slippery! Look at how easily he’s jumping over the roofs. Tobirama’s not a normal kid – he’s already so adept with chakra. The first day he turned, he climbed to the top of Hokage mountain! I was doomed from the start!” Izuna manages between each shake. Although, his head is starting to get woozy. “Please don’t tell Madara.”

“Tobi’s already very active for a five year old! He doesn’t need caffeine to amplify it!”

“But look at how happy he is right now!” Izuna points at the blur of blue and white soaring through the sky. “He’s tiring himself out. I bet he’ll sleep so much better after this.”

Tōka snarls, looking pretty close to ripping his throat out using her bare teeth.

Izuna resigns himself to dying. He’s had a good life. At least he got to die with Toka taking a bite out of him, even though it’s not quite in the way he had wanted it to be.

Evidently, Tobirama realised that Izuna stopped chasing him. He doubles back towards where Toka and Izuna are without them realising. Izuna feels Tobirama tugging on his robe.

To their surprise, Tobirama puts a small hand on Toka’s leg.

“Tag, Tōka-nee!” he says, grinning like crazy. “You’re it!”

A second ticks by. Tōka melts into goo.

“You have to count to ten first because some people,” Tobirama side eyes Izuna, “need all the advantage they can get.”

Izuna squawks in protest.

Stern and solid, Tōka may be, but she is nowhere near invulnerable. Tobirama at five, the first time round, was inquisitive. He used to waddle behind her like a duckling. Tōka was too swamped in her duties to indulge him back then: when she finally earned to luxury to take a breather, Tobirama had long outgrown his habit of following her around.

But this Tobirama – this Tobirama is looking up at her with his huge eyes, and a cheeky grin that makes her feel like she could bench press an entire army. This Tobirama makes her will crumble into debris.

She sighs in defeat and releases Izuna to flop to the ground.  “Alright,” she says. Tōka makes a big show of putting her hands over her eyes and, quite dramatically, takes a huge breath.

Before Tōka could count to one, Tobirama is already fleeing as if the Shinigami is at his heels.

-

It’s not Madara’s turn with Tobirama today, it’s Izuna’s. Yet, his nerves itch away at his concentration.

The silence is his office is stifling.

He taps his fingers in sync with the ticking clock. Then he glances at the empty table beside him, looks at the crayons all in their neat box, before looking at the picture hung on the wall.

It’s silly, Madara thinks. Three days straight with him, and suddenly Madara’s getting separation anxiety.

Madara has no claim to Tobirama, and Tobirama doesn’t belong to him. He might be Tobirama’s favourite, but officially, he’s not Tobirama’s anything.

“It’s silly,” Madara repeats to himself. “You’re being silly. Stop worrying. He’s fine with Izuna – it’s probably his nap time, anyway.”

-

Izuna wishes he was better at de-escalating situations. First it was the great naptime escape, then it was the rooftop tag. Now, he finds himself chasing Tōka and Tobirama through Konoha’s wide, expansive forests in an attempt to supervise their impromptu ‘stroll’.

Their stroll across Konoha’s trees that are substantially taller and more dangerous than any building found in Konoha.

The height would scare any other child, but Tobirama is, as usual, unlike any other child. He’s perched on Tōka’s back, laughing like there’s no tomorrow, impervious to the palpitations of Izuna’s weakened heart.

“I don’t think this is good idea,” yells Izuna, the wind attempting to muffle his voice. “And this is coming from me. You know, the Emperor of Bad Ideas. We should go back and put him to sleep.”

“It’s fine,” Tōka calls out. “He’s using chakra to stick on to me, he’ll tire out soon! Hold on tight, Tobi. We’re going to freefall!”

They jump out of a tree that’s at least twenty metres in height, hollering in delight as they plummet through the air.

Somewhere in the village, Izuna is sure that a civilian mother is collapsing from shock.

-

He knows that something is wrong when Tobirama asks if they could skip work and sit on top of the Hokage mountain for a bit. There’s a weariness to Tobirama’s tone, one that indicates his past experiences are causing some confusing emotions. Helpless to anything that would make Tobirama feel better, Madara agrees.

Madara takes a day off – perks of being in charge – and carries Tobirama up to the mountain. It’s that time in the morning where the sky is a mesh of blue and pink. They sit in silence as they watch the first trail of people blink away their bleariness, the village breathing up to life.

“I dreamt about Itama and Kawarama last night,” Tobirama says. “It was – I don’t know, so vivid. I thought I was back in there with them, but I know they aren’t here–I thought I was–”

Tobirama curls into himself, and the action is so painful, Madara draws Tobirama into a hug. He knows what Tobirama means – how Tobirama thought that he had moved on from his grieving. That the feeling of their past and future lost, and the endless missed opportunities had become more bearable throughout the years. He thought he moved past it, only to have the memories smack the hollowness straight into his gut again.

Tobirama buries his face in his chest and takes a shaky breath.

“I miss them,” he finally says. “I wanted to be the best big brother ever. I wanted to be their favourite. The one they’d go to if they were sad or scared. I promised I’d always protect them.”

Madara just holds Tobirama tighter in his arms, and rests his chin on top of his head.

“I don’t know–I don’t know how to feel. This is–” Madara can feel Tobirama frowning, “–confusing.”

The thought of Tobirama trying to decipher something as complex as feelings makes Madara laugh.

“It gets bearable after a while,” Madara says. “Izuna and I, we do things to make it bearable.”

Sniffling, Tobirama peers up. “Like what?”

“Like singing, old kid’s games, and eating their favourite food. Our youngest sister loved it when Izuna sang. She’d always clap along to Izuna’s lullabies, which completely defeated the purpose of a lullaby, but she was happy. And Izuna’s quite a skilled singer. You might think that Izuna’s a tenor, what with all his undignified shrieking hitting those high notes, but he actually has a very rich, baritone voice.”

“Oh.”  Tobirama shuffles closer. “Do you sing too?”

Madara squeezes the small bundle in his arms. “Not as good as Izuna, sadly. I like to press flowers. Hanabi and Tsurugi liked to collect them and make flower crowns, so I like the preserve the ones I think they’d like. I try to grow my own, but sometimes I don’t have the time. ”

“Can we do that?” asks Tobirama. “Can we have a Kawarama and Itama day–can we have a siblings day?”

Like he said, he’s helpless to anything that makes Tobirama feel better.

“Anything you want,” Madara tells him.

Honestly, Madara’s just straight out helpless to Tobirama.

-

So Madara digs through their attic for their old card games, falling Buddha blocks and spinning tops. Being a hoarder comes with perks, especially when Tobirama’s face lights up when he sees them.

They spend the better part of their morning playing. The plan is to play till lunchtime before going to a barbecue house, since Tobirama said that’s where his family liked to eat when they were younger. Madara sends a messenger off to Tōka, Izuna and Hashirama to – quite politely, in his opinion – clear their lunch schedule under the threat of amputations and fire and pain and suffering. No threats of death this time. No need to defeat the purpose of Siblings’ Day.

An hour before lunch, a knock rings through Madara’s door.

He opens it to find Hashirama smiling sheepishly.

“I heard we’re having a siblings’ day today,” says Hashirama. “I hope I’m not too early.”

His tri-cone hat is nowhere in sight, and he’s out of the Hokage uniform. Dressed in his casual black robes, Hashirama might have done the impossible. Hashirama might have pulled a miracle; Hashirama has found a sudden substitute for the rest of the afternoon.

Truly, his friend never ceases to amaze.

At hearing Hashirama’s voice, Tobirama comes running to the door, halting himself right in front of Hashirama. He schools his face into a blank expression.

“Well, I suppose we’ll have to let him in. He is my brother, after all.” Tobirama sniffs, pretending to be unaffected by Hashirama’s sudden appearance.

They’re not fooled, of course. Tobirama already looks a lot brighter than he did this morning.

Tobirama lets Hashirama through the door. Instead of just entering, Hashirama swoops Tobirama off his feet and hugs him tight to his side. Squeezes him like Tobirama’s the only thing that matters to Hashirama right now.

Tobirama doesn’t pull away like he usually does. Instead, he melts.

 - A/N: The Great Sphinx of Giza is about 20m high. Rip to all those who thought that Tōka was a Responsible Adult™. She’s just as weak to kid!Tobi as the rest of us are. Also, I’ve become very enamoured with the idea of a Konoha/B99 spoof.  

I’m basically Madara with drawing so I’ll stick to writing.

[hoe-imaginess]

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just a few though. I have about 40 messages left to reply to in my box rn that I will gradually reply to over the course of a few days. These are all from last week or the week before so if I haven’t answered your message yet, it might be in here

Love you too fam <3

Lmao I feel like I could go on for a long ass time about Tobirama tbh. There’s lots of Tobirama hate in the Naruto fandom? Some solicited, I admit, but I ofc have to come to my man’s defense, so I could go on about that forever too. I appreciate that you send in the question though, it was fun rambling about my fav

Helloooo

I do not, but most of my family is from Chicago, and we have lots of family still up there. I visit every once in a while but not too often

That’s exactly what I had in mind. Gaara’s childhood just rooted doubt and hesitance in him, and I feel like he would especially have difficulty acclimating to being a father because he didn’t receive proper loving from his own  

The amount of time I spend thinking about mob!AU with the founders trio is wild tbh

Bruh I 100% headcanon that it was Tobirama who told Hashirama he needed to change his hair. “Bowlcuts don’t warrant respect, Hashirama” . But aww poor Hashirama. He kinda liked his bowlcut ):

Lmaoooooo he’ll give them a short bathroom break. But he counts down. 2 minute bathroom break. That’s all you get

ahhhhhhhhhhhh so I can’t remember if I’ve replied to this message before? I don’t think I have, but that just tells me this has been in the box for a realllly long time. Sorry about that fam. BUT damn thank you <3 I’m so glad when I see hoes start hoeing over Madara and Tobirama. I’m trying to get my spirits up and messages like this help, so thank you <3 love you <3

“To that anon who thinks this kid and Tobirama are related. Just photoshop here Tobirama’s and Hashirama’s faces and the meaning won’t change :D” - @minghuaghazan

Lmaoooo you right you right this is literally Tobirama and Hashirama there is no difference. I feel like Sakumo was so desensitized to Kakashi’s sass, but at the same time, too timid to set him straight, that he just let this shit happen all the time. Literally Hashi and Tobi

@whatsupspock LOL I love that pic. But I really suck and never watched Breaking Bad lol but I’m sure this has some Breaking Bad vibes. Honestly, mob/cartel AUs are SO great. I can picture the Akatsuki in that AU perfectly. And you already know Itachi has the game down, he really is one of the best. And holy shit Yamato the #1 plug you right. Always giving Kakashi the discounts

@gabb-yeet Lmaooo I’ve seen these on pinterest (I’ve probably seen every single founders trio thing on pinterest. I spend soooo much time looking for them on pinterest) and the Tsunade pic gets to me the most bc I feel like Tsunade was always like that with Tobirama. Hashirama let Tsunade give him makeovers and shit whenever she wanted bc he was cool with it, but uncle Tobirama was the real challenge, so she was always messing with him. Poor Tobirama

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Some thoughts on the ending of Naruto Shippuden and the epilogue

I just finished watching Naruto Shippuden and I’ve got THOUGHTS. Many thoughts, but especially one. Now, I know what the epilogue contains, and it just... it doesn’t make sense... Safe to safe, SPOILERS below this point. 

Sasuke and Sakura? Together? With a kid? I just can’t see it. Not at all. Where did it come from even? It feels like it was done simply to satisfy fans who shipped them. Truthfully, it would’ve been better to satisfy the Sasuke/Naruto shippers, because at least Sasuke’s always cared about Naruto. He even admitted so himself at the end. 

Sakura on the other hand? No. Sasuke’s admitted that Naruto is his one and only friend. He’s admitted he doesn’t need or want love and that Sakura is annoying. He’s tried to KILL her. SEVERAL TIMES. At the end of the war when she was STABBED THROUGH THE CHEST, he didn’t so much as look at her. It didn’t matter to him if she died. 

So how the hell did it go from there to them being married and having a kid? And him being gone for most of that kid’s life, too. That’s just not right. Not to Sakura either - she deserves more than that. 

So this... no, I’m not buying it. Not at all. Forget that damn epilogue. It’s like the Harry Potter epilogue - best to pretend it doesn’t exist. 

At least Naruto and Hinata had their moments together. She’s always fancied him and cared for him. He’s protected her. She was ready to die for him; first when Pain attacked the village and then during the war. (Neji died instead, sadly...) So Naruto and Hinata as a couple is more believable. 

Shikamaru and Temari are more believable. They had their moments, especially in the first season of Shippuden. Not that they got to see lots of each other after that though. 

Even Sai and Ino makes more sense than Sasuke and Sakura. I just... argh. I’m annoyed. So bloody annoyed. If this was supposed to be the end game, some hints could’ve been put throughout the story at least? I mean, Sasuke could’ve at least had a reaction when she was stabbed, but he doesn’t. He doesn’t care if she dies. The only reason he protected her from the Infinite Tsukuyomi was because she and Kakashi was standing next to Naruto - if they hadn’ t been standing there, Sasuke would’ve only bothered to shield Naruto. He said this ALOUD HIMSELF. 

And I’m flabbergasted that people can ship him and Sakura. I mean, poor Sakura, is that what they want her to deal with for the rest of her life? I don’t think so. 

And Sasuke... He should’ve ended up with Naruto or no one. Just saying. Naruto and Sasuke had chemistry. Hell, Naruto did everything to save Sasuke from himself. He sacrificed his damn arm for it. 

And know what I was thinking at the end there? When their childhood memories flashed before them? That if they’d just gone over to each other and started a conversation when they were kids (like they both wanted because they were both alone and ostracised from the village!) all of the shit that’s happened could’ve gone a lot better. Black Zetsu would’ve still been there to orchestrate for Kaguya’s return, but if they’d just TALKED and become FRIENDS instead of being so damn stubborn when they were young, Sasuke and Naruto could’ve become friends before they ended up on Team 7. Maybe Sasuke wouldn’t have gone as off the rails as he did. 

Of course, maybe there wouldn’t have been much story left if that was the case... but could they do like a filler what-if season? They’ve sure done a lot of other filler seasons so why not this? I’d be up for watching that, I really would. 

As for who I ship... Heh. That’s a lot. Well, I started out really liking Gaara, but I didn’t ever ship him with anyone. Of course, Naruto/Sasuke, they’ve just got that connection even if Sasuke’s spent all the damn series denying it. My favourite character though would be Kakashi. First I shipped him with Iruka, but we never see Irua much, and then Yamato came along and damn... yes, Kakashi and Yamato, give me this please. 

Also, I read a fan fic of Naruto/Itachi as well as Itachi/Kakashi’s dad in the afterlife. Now the latter one was sweet! And the first... Heh, yeah, wouldn’t that have been fun? Also, Hashirama/Madara, before he went off the rails anyway. I also really liked Sai and how he struggled to learn emotions - and then when he met his brother again on the battlefield... aww, poor Sai. 

So yeah. I’m not sure there’s much point to this long-arsed post. Basically, I don’t get Sasuke/Sakura and I think it never should’ve happened. Regardless of whether I ship him with Naruto or not, mind! (But I totally do ship them together, right after Kakashi/Yamato!) 

Now that’s over, Imma go back and watch some filler episodes of Kakashi’s childhood and ANBU days. And young Yamato with long hair. :D