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[kakashihasibs]

there's one kakashi fic where he's captured by Root, I think, and gets the shit beat out of him. and then he gets rescued by someone unlikely. the shit kicking is the first third of the story the rest is the follow up if you're into that. story is "the dew is never all dried at once"

Oooo I'll check it out thank you :3

[askbensolo]

Weird? He’s psychotic! Tell me why he practically started crying when the BB unit rolled underneath my coffee table too fast and accidentally beheaded itself. The head’s a magnet! It’s designed to come off.

But you’re right, he does seem like a nice dude…it just seems like he’s nicer to the droid than anyone else.

Well, okay, hoity-toity. Like I have time to grind my own beans every morning. You probably hate my Corellian press too, huh? Sure, there’s little grits at the bottom of my mug, but I don’t care. I like the raw, earthy experience. Coarse, rough and invigorating.

Anyway, Armitage works at…Spacebucks. So I don’t know why he’s such a caf snob.

Wha… Who’s Hux? Oh wait, you must mean Armitage. Armitage…“Arkanis”. Riiiiiight.

Well, he thinks I’m “Ben Quadinaros” now, so I won’t ask if he doesn’t. Though I wish I’d had the foresight to realize I might spend the next year pretending to somehow have Toong ancestry.

…Wait. Are you guys voting on my future roommate…based on…how funny it would be??

…

Is my suffering amusing to you???

[the-same-moss-everyday]

I'm cheering your moss on!! Go little buddies, go 📣👏

It's been an up and down battle this summer for them, but it looks like they'll be going into winter looking pretty good :3

[jayceart]

He's no ordinary kid...

[askbensolo]

I hate you

well well well so it turns out wisdom of the crowds is in fact a real thing. presenting his royal highness the passenger prince of alderaan

👑 you dropped this, passenger prince

[collidew1thesky]

Tyler puts end to this by grabbing Aiden’s clothed foot, probably annoyed at the way it wriggles in the corner of his eyes. Then, he lets go of it, and that’s when Aiden acts; in a matter of second, he raises his foot and pushes it into Tyler’s face.

<<art inspired from @lolokidss ‘s “would you still love me if I were a worm” on ao3>>

[crushedsweets]

I ❤️ hot moms

[sparkshock]

Age order of the Nublar Six

Okay. So like, I know people have their headcanons and shit, but I want to know if there is any ACTUAL confirmed age order besides what we already know. Like, I know Darius is the youngest, followed by Brooklynn, then Ben & Sammy, and finally Yaz & Kenji. But I scoured the interwebs and I couldn’t find anything confirming who was the oldest. I’ve seen some people say Yaz, some people say Kenji. Is there a definite answer or are we going based on headcanon?

If that’s the case, lemme cook here. This is all based on my own observations with my own headcanons sprinkled in. Feel free to disagree or call me out if canon contradicts anything.

Yaz: Oldest.

Born April 13, 2000.

10th grade/Sophomore in high school.

She drives the van in S1, indicating that she also has her learner's permit. Unlike Kenji, she seems to have a better grasp on driving, which means she's likely been doing it longer.

I headcanon that Yaz is from Seattle, Washington. The legal age to get a learner's permit in Washington is 15, which checks out.

She's always felt like the oldest to me, just based on how she acts. Obviously her maturity doesn't directly correlate with her age, but I think there is usually some overlap with that.

Kenji: Second oldest.

Born October 19th, 2000.

10th grade/Sophomore in high school. He is technically supposed to be a freshman due to cut-off dates, but his dad paid to have him move up a grade to be around people who would “be a better influence” on him.

He mentions that his dad locked the penthouse because he failed algebra, which is typically a course taken in freshman year, and Kenji doesn’t seem like the type of guy to take advanced classes.

I headcanon that Kenji is from Miami, Florida (based purely on the fact that my beta-reader said "he looks like a creature from Miami"). The legal age to get a learner's permit in Miami is 15.

Kenji has his learner's permit, but isn't comfortable behind the wheel, indicating that he hasn't been driving for very long.

(he kind of acts like a freshman. no shade but some of y'all are annoying as fuck. love kenji tho <3)

Sammy: Upper middle.

Born March 29, 2001.

9th grade/Freshman in high school.

She gives big sister vibes, so I feel like she would be next up.

Ben: Lower middle.

Born August 26, 2001.

9th grade/Freshman in high school.

He would be one of the youngest in his grade due to cutoff dates.

It just feels right to me.

Brooklynn: Second Youngest.

Born May 17, 2002.

8th grade.

She is taught by 100% online tudors so it’s hard to determine where she falls on the education scale, but I would assume she learns at an accelerated rate.

Darius: Youngest.

Born January 4th, 2003.

8th grade.

I think he turned 13 pretty early on.

He’s one year ahead in school, so although he SHOULD be in 7th grade, he’s actually in 8th grade. This could have happened for numerous reasons, but I'm just gonna say he was smart and skipped a grade because the school recommended it.

Obviously, a lot of this is just shit I made up, so feel free to disagree. Or, if you like any of these headcanons and want to use them in your own work, go right ahead! No need to credit me. This is how I’m gonna do it in my fic lol. But I’d love to hear other people’s opinions/analyses!

[askbensolo]

I know

i love you, ben solo

[campbenji]

love how a good 99% of the fandom in every single site is just refusing to take ben having a girlfriend as canon

[kakashihasibs]

SCREAM. SOMEHOW IVE FOLLOWED YOU FOR YEARS AND NEVER NOTICED YOUR BLOG TITLE. YOU'RE SO RIGHT

I change it up from time to time but yeah. Kishimoto is literally afraid of women and this is a hill i will die on

[askbensolo]

Oh yeah—that’s right. The fawn response. AKA, how my lips got chapped as frick kissing Snoke’s butt every night, during that fun little saga!

Um…I didn’t literally. Just to clarify. I hate that I even feel the need to clarify, but I do.

…I hope she never feels that way with me. The way I felt with him. That’s…actually kind of scary to think about.

[antifalink]

@kylerthetrifocegirl

I'm not sure now but i think i read it as Zelda bc the hair is so short >.>

Very rude art of Zelda from the Yiga clan

[the-same-moss-everyday]

does the moss have a name? if not you should name the moss. something like jeff or gary i think

I have thought long and hard about this and I'm leaning towards not giving the moss a name. The moss already has a name which is moss :3

[moxielynx]

insert spiderverse joke here

[clutterspunk]

Dude could you pretty please make more Ben 10 x Homestuck art 🥺🥺🥺 you are the niche I am looking for

oh wow an ask? when did i get that...

...

TWO MONTHS AGO??

uhhhh, hi?? hope you still like ben 10 × homestuck hxjshxksjdjd

literally so many real world things happened lately, like floods in places where i was sure floods never happen

so ummmm uhhh, here ya go hope ya like it im sorry i only saw your ask just recently and this is the best i can come up with ahahahahauhuhuhuh