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Taking a moment to introduce the newest member of the clan.
Baby ball python! He magically appeared with my younger son tonight upon returning from Toronto this weekend with friends. Fortunately, we keep reptile-care material on hand for emergencies and i was able to make up a vivarium for him in time for bed.
Welcome, little guy! We'll get you something to eat once you settle in.
There will also be a talk with my younger son about the difference between me saying, 'Sure, buy some ducky isopods!' ... and him showing up instead with a python.
Party pythons 🐍 happy year of the snake!
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to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube
they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!
i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it's really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies
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*puts the tip of my sword in your mouth* enough, you will only talk when I tell you t- stop sucking on it
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there's something about amoral manipulative little masterminds who are constrained only by their intense fealty to a person of high(er) morals that's just. chef's kiss. so good
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While cleaning out my room I found a paper that my therapist gave me some time ago to deal with obsessive and intrusive thoughts. Sorry the paper is a little crinkled and stained, but I figured I’d post it in hopes that it will help someone like it helped me.
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how to tie the hoodie straps into simple chinese knots
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@sariasprincy's writing captured on film.
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ItaSaku Discord Server opening!
The ItaSaku server (18+ only) is opened as of right now until the 7th of January! Better hurry! If you miss this window it'll be a while before we open up again 🫶
Join here!
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filter on ao3 that only shows fic by women in their 40s who has a degree and works an office job and probably leaves authors notes that are like “sorry for the wait on the chapter guys! i had to give birth to my third kid😂”
#sorry for the delay#had to stop an idiot from making a multi-billion dollar mistake#that would have caused an international incident#december was wild#january is starting wilder#buckle up for safety#and keep the company out of the headlines#salutes#yes please circumvent me#my manager laughed when yours called#why won't you sign the accountability record?#does responsibility scare you?#please stop with the agile disruptive bullshit and think for a goddamned second#your PhD does not outrank my executive authority#nor does your penis#thanks#I don't care where your degrees are from if you can't follow orders#sorry I can't hear you over the abject screams emanating from the hellmouth Your Idiocy opened#that I now have to fix and close#you may be surprised to learn that your 'hard' thesis defence does not impress a woman who routinely takes on the Army in verbal combat#a woman who defended her own thesis in a non-native language while she was 8 months pregnant by the way#man babies at work complaining about not getting their way#real life#ignore me
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if the video game industry were a just place this would be the best selling game of all time
incredibly funny that this guy is a senior gameplay animator at sucker punch like… you can literally see the ghost of tsushima in this…………
#i may finally get into gaming#this is all my fav interests in one#add in some Carmen Sandiego quests and I'm there
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For my kids and my junior readers, the latest chapter of "Fontaine's Secrets" is up on my alt-AO3 account.
This fic is written completely independent of my writing Patreon and is freely available as it is intended for children and younger audiences.
Happy (belated?) holidays!
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