#kibum incorrect quotes

[writerswho]

Midoriya: So, you're telling me that Aizawa-sensei and All Might got drunk, spent the night together, had a hungover argument in the morning, and then went furniture shopping, at which point All Might told Aizawa-sensei that they should move in together.

Todoroki: Yeah.

Midoriya: I believe in you.

[shinee-really-said-this]

SHINee as tweets

Onew

Jonghyun

Key

Minho

Taemin

[incorrectshinee]

Minho: Bro, I'm telling you the gym has changed my life. It literally got me through the worst situations.

Kibum: How so??

Minho: Last night five guys broke into my house.

Kibum: And what did you do???

Minho: Nothing I was at the gym.

[lilianrennifer]

Over the stores loud speaker: 🔊 Would a "Kim ‘Key’ Kibum" please come to the front desk?

Key arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? 🤨

Store Worker pointing to Taemin and Minho: I believe they belong to you? 😑

Taemin and Minho simultaneously: We got lost. 😭

Key: 😳 What the?! I didn't even bring you guys with me!

[shininwinter-whisper-blog]

Taemin: I’m going to get soup.

Kibum: Be careful not to burn yourself, it’s hot.

Taemin, leaving the room: Pff. I’m not going to burn myself.

[30 seconds later]

Taemin, entering the room: I burned myself.

[spiltinksky]

*right before seventeen’s concert*

Kibum: Well I have to go, I have a concert to attend.

Jooheon: Wait... I have a concert to attend too!

Eunwoo: Oh, I have a concert to attend as well…

Renjun: I THINK WE ALL HAVE A CONCERT TO ATTEND.

Soonyoung, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A CONCERT TO OFFICIATE!

[minhoinator]

Minkey: we’re incompatible ✌️😔

Also Minkey: we’re soulmates, actually

[kpopincorrect-quotes]

Kibum: Where are my fucking keys???

Minho: Taemin brought some of the younger NCT kids around, can you say that a little nicer please?

Kibum: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!?

[thattriggeredbisexual]

Kibum : You stalked me

Taemin : He stalked me too

Jonghyun : I have the same feeling

Onew : ...

Minho : Come on guys knowing your favourite colour isn't stalking!

[incorrectsebongteen]

Onew: looking left cause you don't treat me right

Jonghyun: looking right cause you left

Key: looking up cause you let me down

Minho: looking down cause you fucked up

Taemin: what is wrong with you guys

[imbicuriousyeah]

Jonghyun: Key, i’m in love with you

Key: we called off the prank war last night, you dork

Jonghyun: i know

Key: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool.

[gustingirl]

i just know this happened at some point

Kibum: FUCK!

Jonghyun: Language.

Taemin: English.

[shinee-really-said-this]

SHINee as kids test answers

Onew

Jonghyun

Key

Minho

Taemin

[incorrectshinee]

Jonghyun: I bet you can't eat shaving cream.

Minho: I CAN SO DO THAT

Jonghyun: YOU CANT I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU

Kibum: Aren't you going to stop them??

Jinki: This isn't included in my pay check

[kkeke99]

Taemin: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Onew: You’re my award Taemin...

Key: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Minho: Yeah, you’re really a bitch sometimes.

[hoe-ly-taemin]

Guys look at how happy Taeminnie is omg :(( also his backup dancers are smiling too ugh he fr brings light to all of our lives