#kia rambles

[unofficially-racetrack]

Riff: Relax! It’s a social mixer! So we’ll mix, until the times right to fix the rumble for tomorrow night! Be there, 10 p.m, punctual-like, dressed to kill, walking tall!

[kia-is-poisoned]

I searched up whump on tumblr and I am having fun. Most of the ideas are just downright amazing. Though am I now confused whether I should make this one character a caretaker or whumper. Then I realised ‘Kia that is a stupid question how did you forget your own story’s plot. Edgar was supposed to be a caretaker in the beginning of the story and then reveal his inner whumper self in the end of it’

Oh and the wip is about pedophilia

Ignore this i am high on water (I tried swallowing with water cause I can’t eat food that gives blood to save myself.)

[jeofficialjoker]

does anyone else just endlessly crave bread

[kia-is-poisoned]

Thanks for the tag! These characters are from my unnamed pedophilia wip.

Edgar: Alright, you are crazy,

Andrew: You seriously concern me.

Emma: Yes, I understand. Now would you be kind enough to perish out of my sight.

Evie: Did you… hit your head when you were born? Did your mother drink alcohol when she- uhhh it’s gross to think how a woman would carry such an… unidimensional being. There are a lot of dumb people I have seen my life, but you… are quite out of the ordinary.

Mazjen: Gah, you’re annoying.

Character Voice tag #Seriously Guys

Thank you for the tag @mysticstarlightduck

My line is: "One could say I've failed this task successfully"

Marril - "... Alright, It worked! Let's get the hell out of here!"

Shyre - "Well, it works I guess. Yay!"

Kasi - "I did this horribly wrong, but it still ended up working out, so yay me."

Xhaazi - "I mean... I screwed it up, but I didn't ruin it?"

Chrin - "I used the wrong equation and got the right answer."

Sokuna - "I mean... I'm not complaining?"

Viasaki - "Well it did the job. Just... Not in the way I intended."

Kila - "Oh thank God. It worked."

Geon - "How the actual hell did that work out?"

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@baconandeggs-25 @rivenantiqnerd @kia-is-poisoned @fantasy-things-and-such @cybercelestian @phoenixradiant @willtheweaver

Your Line is: "Okay, I hear you, I do. But absolutely not."

[theygender]

TLT fans: did you guys know about the real Wake? I hadn't heard about her until we covered World War II in my world civ class this semester

Nancy Grace Augusta Wake (1912-2011) was a covert operative who was at the top of the Nazi's most wanted list in WW2, nicknamed "The White Mouse" for her ability to repeatedly evade capture. She was born in New Zealand with Māori heritage, grew up in Australia, and joined the Resistance after traveling to Europe and witnessing the harsh treatment of Jews in Vienna by the Nazis

Wake worked in the Pat O'Leary Line escape network until her Resistance organization was compromised by the Germans in 1942. After that she fled on foot across the Pyrenees—with several close calls that she escaped by flirting with German soldiers—and made her way to England to join the Special Operations Executive. She was part of a three person team codenamed "Freelance" which parachuted into occupied France. During this operation she got stuck in a tree after her parachute became tangled in its branches. The local Resistance leader who found her reportedly said “I hope that all the trees in France bear such beautiful fruit this year" to which she replied "Cut out that French bullshit and get me out of this tree"

While working in the Freelance operation Wake once biked 500 km (310 mi) without stopping in the span of 72 hours across Nazi territory to retrieve a new radio and codes after her team's were destroyed in a Gestapo raid. Without this feat, Freelance would not have been able to communicate with London and there would have been no more supply drops to support their Resistance organization. During the war she was also part of a raid which destroyed the Gestapo headquarters in Montluçon, in which she reportedly killed a Nazi sentry with her bare hands to prevent him from raising an alarm

Wake's fellow operatives described her as "a real Australian bombshell. Tremendous vitality, flashing eyes. Everything she did, she did well. She was an excellent shot, excelled at fieldcraft and put the men to shame by her cheerful spirit and strength of character." "She is the most feminine woman I know until the fighting starts. Then she is like five men." "We both came to the conclusion that she was 10 times the man I would ever be"

By the time of her death in 2011, Wake had been awarded the George Medal by Britain; the Medal of Freedom by the United States; the Médaille de la Résistance, the Croix de Guerre (x3), and the Légion d’Honneur by France; and the Badge in Gold by New Zealand. Due to a complicated relationship with Australia, she originally refused to accept any awards from the Australian government, saying that they could "stick their medals where the monkey stuck his nuts." In 2004, however, she accepted the honor of Companion of the Order of Australia as well

[dreemurr-skelememer]

HELLO. it's been rough trying to think of a design for nightmare, so i plan to scrap this specific body type (for now) i'm gonna start over when i find decent inspiration and references but since they look fairly decent you can all have them <:]

my main issue has been the hair and how to properly implement the tentacles in a way that works smoothly for a pony design but still feel like nm everything else (the palette and the cutie mark) im fairly happy with, so i might reuse them

his main design inspirations (for now) is nightmare rarity and chrysalis! any suggestions or direct doodles you can suggest would be EPIC his mane is so fucking hard to figure out

[hotwaterandmilk]

A couple of things I received in the mail this week.

Wada Shinji Artworks

Released in 2022 this book, which commemorates 10 years since Wada's death, covers an extensive assortment of artwork from the artist's catalogue including finished colour pieces, manuscripts and comments.

Truly if you're a fan of Wada this book is for you, it is very comprehensive; offering insight into his processes as well as exquisite finished artwork. It does something I'm normally not a fan of in art books, which is spread artwork across pages and combine several illustrations to a page in some places.

However, this book feels like a journey through Wada's career (grouped together by thematic elements like historical titles or suspense titles) and each page is composed in a particular way as part of telling this story so I actually don't mind it all that much. No, not the best for scanning but I don't think a book like this should be about scanning - it's about walking down Wada's path and rediscovering (or igniting) a sense of respect and affection for his works. In that sense, I really do think this book is successful.

I'm old but not old enough to have grown up reading Wada's stories (I was only introduced as a teenager with Sukeban Deka, which immediately captured me because it combined detective themes with action) so I can't speak as an authority on his works or career. But I believe most fans of manga will take something away from a detailed retrospective like this and as such, I highly recommend it.

Lab-Garnier's Magical Emi doujinshi

The latest in Asamiya Kia's long line of full-colour heroine doujinshi volumes which can veer between featuring cute, harmless pics, cheesecake shots and some more softcore illustrations (such as the one he did for Saimebi's Lebia). I had hoped this one would just be on the cute side of things given that Mai from Magical Emi is IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL however, this was not to be.

While there are a couple of fairly harmless shots of Mai, which I've included here, there is also a double-page panty shot spread and a bath illustration of her naked. 🤢🤢🤢 I had thought Yui from Corrector Yui eating ice cream in her book was bad enough, but this is on another level of NOPE. I'm posting this to save others from making the same mistake I did. This isn’t cute, it is gross ass shit.

Ranma 1/2 Ciao Magazine stickers

Ciao magazine shares a lot of shounen collab content, particularly Meitantei Conan, but in the November issue they actually included some Ranma content (timed obviously with the new anime series’ release).

While I’m not a big Takahashi-head, I had to get the magazine issue specifically for these stickers because I fell in love with the designs. Truly, an insert sticker sheet did NOT have to go this hard. If nobody else has scanned them I’m happy to do so, but Ranma has a lot of dedicated fans so it may not be necessary. I am happy I got these for myself though, very cute little insert that highlights Takahashi’s iconic artwork in a way that will appeal to young girls.

[jeofficialjoker]

yeah but also! sometimes the plot doesnt have to make sense completely. it can make sense but you dont have to make all of it make sense. it can be 75% sense

you can leave little bits that you otherwise do not know how to tackle out of the equation... as a treat for the readers!! how else do you hook new readers? give them enrichment in the form of free theory crafting space and then their theories make people go “ooo” and then others read it and you get free content!

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

DSB song rec (woo! I'm back with these lol)

& by Tally Hall

What's My Age Again? by Blink-182

I Love You Like An Alcoholic by The Taxpayers

-🎭☕

My favorite time of day again here we go!!

And YESSS I love this song, especially the line "Shame on a martyr, of either perspective of and" Just- so perfect

Whats my age?? NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS- Hell for Tim his age is... strange, for many reasons including the obvious ones

Ooohh?? Interesting take but im digging the vibes- then again im also a sucker for like folk-ish tunes which this definently provides

[incomplete-ruler]

Paralive 5th Anniversary Art

Now that I've woken up I've finally gotten around to look at the vid for the 5th anniversary (even though I was awake when it premiered (I thought it was gonna be a full livestream okay?)). So I also decided to post my thoughts about it on here which is mostly: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(P.S. The screenshots I have may look quite shit since they were taken on my phone (on the highest quality but still))

1. GokuLuck

I just needed to take a screenshot with all of them because they all look so good. My personal favourites are Kenta and Shion of course (I also just realised that Kenta is wearing really baggy pants (or so it seems)).

Also Yuto/Hancho 👀

2. 1Nm8

I LOVE LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS AHHHHHHHHHHH. Rokuta's outfit is so cute (as always) and as expected Kei is giving futuristic Jesus (I still need to research the bible).

3. VISTY

MY ENBY CHILD AND MY SON/DAUGHTER EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY LOOK SO CUTE. Everyone here looks so good though (their colour scheme is everything).

4. AMPRULE (it's actually just Dongha)

MY DAUGHTERRRRRR AHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE LOOKS SO GOOD (AND CUTE). She almost looks like some sort of army general or smth (which does suit her).

I also included a cropped version of her full outfit here:

5. 悪漢奴等

I knew even before I saw this full image that Reo and Hokusai were gonna kill me. I thought that the official art where Hokusai had his arms exposed was bad enough...NOPE (can't wait to show my friends this image when I officially get them into paralive 'cause goddamn). Also MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON. HE LOOKS SO CUTE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

6. cozmez

Needed to include my bitch Kanata first because he's so pretty (plus this photo is higher quality)

This is also peak trans masc fashion (now that I think about it I don't think I've seen them wear such baggy clothes before).

7. The Cat's Whiskers

And here's my main bitch Ryuu who always deserves to be in 4k (even though the quality is ass). I also wanted to get a close up of my son/future son-in-law Shiki but it didn't look as good as the full image (imo).

Now THIS is absolute perfection. My son/son-in-law looks amazing (so does the lighting). Even the rainbow in the bottom left corner is perfection...

Also Yohei you slu-

8. B△E

I just needed to put Anne first because goddamn they're beautiful.

I'm not even a bae stan but why do their outfits always look so good?? (At least most of the time imo)

I didn't include Buraikan because I didn't have much to say about them, but whoever made all these really outdid the anniversary art for this year. I'm definitely gonna save/look at some of the individual photos if I can find them later.

[miscellaneoussmp]

I'll still be qsmp posting and writing. Y'all aren't getting rid of me that easily. I have all my aus to write about and all these wips I need to finish. I'm still here and will be for a while.

[unofficially-racetrack]

My Mom: She’s allowed to have feelings

My Dad: and he’s allowed to have an opinion.

[kia-is-poisoned]

[kerizaret]

Assigning mutuals [badly translated] Kwiat Jabłoni songs quotes bc I love you all and I think about you too much and want to show u i appreciate you ♡ I will leave the lyrics up to your own interpretation but if you want some thoughts as to why feel free to ask!

If I missed someone I'm sorry, i went from the top of my head rn, you can ask me and I'll send u a quote too if I come up with one for you ^^

All of these are /p by the way, just in case

Gdy mówisz splatam się z tobą w mojej głowie [When you talk, I entangle myself with you in my head]

Idziemy dalej, wspinamy się po sobie [We go further, we climb on each other]

Wiem, że gdy zostawię cię będzie mnie tu znacznie mniej [I know that when I leave you, there will be less of me here]

I że gdy zostanę sam to rozerwie mi się swiat [And that when I'm left alone, my world will tear apart]

— "Nie ma mnie" ("There's no me"(?)) @aroace-poly-show

I to zapiera dech, że obok ciebie jest ktoś [And it takes the breath way that there's someone next to you]

I że mogło być nic, a jest wszystko [And that there could've been nothing, but there's everything]

— "Mogło być nic" ("There could've been nothing") @lynnieos & @averagemafuyukinnie

Chcę znowu spotkać cie po raz pierwszy [I want to meet you again for the first time]

[...] Na twoich kolanach zasnę, [I'll fall asleep in your lap,]

Wymyślę więcej dobrych wierszy [I'll think of more good poems]

— "Chodźmy nad wodę" ("Let's go to the water") @kotarchipelago

Śpiewam i szepczę, [I sing and I whisper,]

Jeszcze, jeszcze [More, more] [could also mean "Still"]

Razem możemy więcej [Together we can [achieve] more]

— "Chodźmy nad wodę" ("Let's go to the water") @xxwelxx & @prebrokencodeashfurenthusiast

I nic mi już nie trzeba [And I don't need anything anymore]

Warszawa, ja i Ty, [Warsaw, me and you]

A w górze błękit nieba, [And the blue sky above,]

Ah! To już wystarczy mi [Ah! That's already enough for me]

— "Warszawa, ja i Ty" ("Warsaw, me and you") @adhdtsukasa & @ribbonsweetcreme

Bo kiedy nie ma ciebie, [Because when there's no you]

Słońce inaczej świeci [The sun shines differently]

[...] Bo kiedy nie ma ciebie, [Because when there's no you]

Świat się przestaje kręcić [The world stops spinning]

— "Czekam na lepszy dzień" ("I'm waiting for a better day") @shiraishi--kanade

Chodź, pokażę ci kolor mego szczęścia [Come, I'll show you the colour of my happiness]

Dziś palącym słońcem Śródmieścia [Today in the scorching sun downtown]

Zbudujemy piramidy z marzeń [We'll build pyramids out of dreams]

Otwórz oczy na świat; zwiedzimy go razem [Open your eyes to the world; we'll visit it together]

— "Miasto Słońca" ("City of Sun") @the-one-that-weeps

Tobie niczego nie doradzę, [I won't advise you anything]

Nie znajdę podpowiedzi [I won't find any clues]

Mogę na drogę poklepać cię w ramię [I can pat you on the shoulder for the way]

Popatrz do góry i lecisz [Look above, and fly]

— "Drogi proste" ("Straight paths") @phantommarigold

Już nie starcza tchu, i potrzebuję snu, [[I'm] short of breath already, and I need sleep]

Chyba położę się tu, obok ciebie [I think I'll lay down here, next to you]

Gwiazdy widać, księżyc podniósł się [You can see the stars, the moon has risen]

— "Kometa" ("Comet") @kingofsin420

[qtubbo]

Me and Kia’s wedding 💖 please ignore my narration failures

[dreemurr-skelememer]

fucking thinking about lookism again