#val ramblings

[qtubbo]

“And I realized it was written in parkour” book was genuinely so funny cause I didn’t even pause like yeah of course their written language is also just parkour. This makes sense I see nothing wrong with ____[]___H perfectly normally book we have here.

[caffeinated-and-annoying-bard]

I know musicals are a completely different thing but I KNOW. I am the sort of guy to wath bootlegs late at night and sob. If Elphaba and Glinda were two men, people would talk about Defying Gravity the same as they talk about the JayVik breakup.

"Our paths diverged long ago. It was... affection, that held us together"

"You can have all you ever wanted" "I know. But I don't want it... I can't want it anymore"

THE WICKED MOVIE CAME OUT AT ROUGHLY THE SAME TIME AS ARCANE S2. THE NEW FANS SHOULD BE STILL GOING BRAINS-TO-THE-WALLS INSANE ABOUT DEFYING GRAVITY. WHY AREN'T THEY GOING BATSHIT CRAZY ABOUT DEFYING GRAVITY. IT'S THE ULTIMATE BREAKUP, ULTIMATE MORAL CONFLICT, ULTIMATE "run away with me" LESBIANS.

Elphaba Thropp, as said in that one post, has EVERYTHING AND MORE to be a tumblr sexyman blorbo sopping wet cat and SHE ISN'T. SHE SHOULD BE.

[qtubbo]

I watched Parkour Civilization and I need everyone to watch it please its so funny, the very genuine social commentary and well done world building mixed with the youtuber voice that literally never stops and completely ridiculous levels of seriousness towards everything being parkour, just its peak. Its just stupid fun

[qtubbo]

The child labor allegations are entirely because of the “region” NOTHING ELSE ITS JUST RACISM

[qtubbo]

Tubbo: I was made uncomfortable by an adult when I was 16, who would talk about stuff I really was to young see or interact with. Dream: Wellllll I think this a bit unnecessary

[qtubbo]

Sorry I’m thinking so much about the minecraft movie but like this game has been my life since I was a little kid who’s older brother let them play on his account who would do anything to get one more hour on the computer so they could play a bit more, who cried the first time they beat the ender dragon, who thought chickens were a threat at first, who thought an underground cave was some whole new dimension, who spent every moment they could building up their magic tower with all the rooms they wanted in real life. Who would cheer whenever someone left their account logged in on the library computers, who just loved this game so much. Minecraft is a game about love and I wish someone who loved it could have made that movie.

[qtubbo]

Feeling that even if Dream had a clip where he went “I hate woman god they’re so annoying” completely serious he’d still go ermmmm I don’t know what your talking about what misogyny

[qtubbo]

Sorry but the adult content that that was shown to 16 year old Tubbo and Tommy being full blown porn of their friends, because they “wanted to be treated like adults” is just so horrid. Its plain disgusting there is no saying “Oh they wanted it” THEY WERE KIDS THAT IS A MINOR! So goddamn gross kill that man

[qtubbo]

Dream loves talking about Tommy and Tubbo like they were his old mates that he got wronged by and NOT TWO 16 YEAR OLDS HE TREATED SO GENUINELY HORRIBLY BECAUSE HE THOUGHT BEING FAMOUS GAVE HIM THE RIGHT

[qtubbo]

I need dream to become so irrelevant that he’s stuck taking on minimum wage customer service jobs where he is overworked by incompetent mangers and a staff team that all hates him. I need him to have such a bad background check that is his only option and he’s stuck burning in customer service hell till he dies alone.

[caffeinated-and-annoying-bard]

Ok I need you to listen: at my school there's a biology professor called Martín. The accent is important. Since we are Good Multicultural Students, we make jokes about the english language and call him the refined nickname of "Mamamamamamartin" (without the accent, because we're pronouncing it in English)

"mamar" is a verb used for "sucking". It used to mean just babies sucking milk but you can see that it's mostly used for sucking dick now. And "mama" is 3rd person present conjugation for mamar (mamá, with an accent, is mom).

I now wish for you to imagine Martin Blackwood as a spanish speaker. Just as many of you (I, too) imagine him as half Polish? Do that with México

Imagine one day Timothy Stoker feels quite funny and calls him "MAMAMAMAMARTIN" with the pit fighter presentator pitch we use here. Imagine that? Imagine his bafflement. One must imagine Martin Blackwood baffled. Good.

Thank you for your time, you may carry on with your day.

[qtubbo]

THAT IS DEFAMATION IMPLYING AND DIRECTING PEOPLE TO THE IDEA THAT TOMMY KNEW ABOUT A COMPANY THAHT YOU BTW HAVE NO EVIDENCE FOR USING CHILD LABOR IS DEFAMATION

[qtubbo]

Dream: Defend them from what?

Tubbo: FROM YOU ACCUSING THEM OF USING CHILD LABOR WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DEFEND THEM FROM WHAT’

[qtubbo]

Tubbo is like an angel sent from heaven if I was in that discussion I already would have bought tickets to florida to beat him up live on stream

[qtubbo]

Sorry one more thing but it’d be crazy if there was an already established animation style for minecraft, and a bunch of new characters other than steve and alex that aren’t recognizable yet and could fill the fish out of water role with ease…..

[qtubbo]

Dream: I was just joking about him using child labor because he joked about my merch designs <- paraphrased