#AND HOLY F U C K

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

DSB song rec (woo! I'm back with these lol)

& by Tally Hall

What's My Age Again? by Blink-182

I Love You Like An Alcoholic by The Taxpayers

-🎭☕

My favorite time of day again here we go!!

And YESSS I love this song, especially the line "Shame on a martyr, of either perspective of and" Just- so perfect

Whats my age?? NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS- Hell for Tim his age is... strange, for many reasons including the obvious ones

Ooohh?? Interesting take but im digging the vibes- then again im also a sucker for like folk-ish tunes which this definently provides

[yougotafastcar]

Between Gwendoline Christie (The Sandman and Wednesday), Hannah Waddingham (Ted Lasso), and Birgitte Hjort Sørensen (Pitch Perfect 2), I clearly have a new type developing lately.

Tall, intimidating blondes.

(I'm suddenly remembering a childhood crush on Cate Blanchett. Hm)

[age-of-play-i-say]

Not Big Enough, pt. 1

"Now, my sweet boy, I promised you a playmate and I finally found one!" Daddy gestures up the stairs as he walks forward towards his Little.

Little wriggles in his playpen, dropping even younger at this announcement. Daddy had promised him a companion ages ago, before they even started potty training, but finding a person comfortable with their settled dynamic took time. Little one knew his Daddy would keep his promise, he just knew it!

As Daddy lets Little out of their playpen, he takes Little's hand to guide him up the stairs. Little forces himself to take slow, calm steps, to show Daddy that he can handle this. As they walked, Daddy spoke quietly.

"She's a baby girl, just like we wanted! Her little age is around where yours was when we started off together, so she's not going to be too verbal yet. We're going to forgo potty-training during our sessions until she's used to both of us and ready for it, but being around her all diapered up might trigger you. Daddy will keep a close eye and make sure you stay dry while this big change happens, okay?"

Little nods vigorously, feeling ansty as they approach the bedroom door at the top of the stairs that had lain vacant since he and Daddy started their headspace sessions.

"Are you ready to meet her?" Little keeps nodding hard and Daddy chuckles, "all right, be so quiet with your voice and so gentle with your hands, okay?"

Daddy cracks the door and turns to wink at Little.

They cross the threshold and Little sees their new Baby for the first time.

"Daddy, she's so cute! I! Daddy she's so pretty!" and she was!

Baby had big blue eyes, open and vulnerable, soft skin, (an adult woman's) soft breasts with big pink nipples, a sippie cup in her pink lips, a pink pair of lace-trimmed socks, and a big, puffy diapey between her legs, covered by a pink eyelet lace patterned cotton diaper-cover.

"Little, this is Baby! Can you say hi, Baby?"

Baby looks right at Little, knocking the wind out of his chest. She blinks and lifts her sippie to suckle at it again, looking right at him, too little to even be shy. She lifts a hand and scrunches it to make a fist, waving at Little.

Little gasps and shuffles forward, enamored.

"Hi, Baby!" Little answers Daddy, and Daddy laughs, dragged along by Little's hand in his.

"Wow! She's-wow!" Little is on his knees in front of Baby's daybed. Baby looks to Daddy for reassurance and Daddy reaches for her.

"I have your paci, if you want it, sweet Baby." Baby nods and Daddy leans over Little to pop it in her mouth. Feeling settled, Baby sits back on her tush and turns to Little.

"Hiii-" Little says again because he can't think of anything else to say. She's really here and loves his Daddy too! And she's so so little!

Baby reaches for him, and he immediately leaps up to shimmy over the bed. In their negotiations, she had mentioned how much a warm welcome and an actual accident on day 1 would be crucial to their dynamic's success, and Little was aching to fulfill his part.

He reaches her and looms over her nearly naked form, and plants little smooches all around her paci. She hums happily and rocks up into the kisses. Little eventually moves on to experiment with touching Baby's skin softly, rubbing up her arms and down her chest before circling her puffy, pink nipples.

Baby gasps but manages to keep their paci in her mouth. Daddy watches for the double tap on Little that means no but Baby is fully engaged, humping the bed in her padding now that Little is paying attention to her.

Daddy smiles to himself, forgotten at the edge of his little ones' play. A moment of peace, he'd be here as needed. He sits on the rocking chair in the corner and unzips, pulling out his weeping cock with a luxurious grunt.

Little climbs behind Baby and hauls her up into his lap, padded tush over his bulging training undies. He wants to feel her everywhere, but especially crinkling right up against his stiff lil flagpole.

He starts with her nipples again from behind and then rubs down her tummy, noting her intense squirm when he pressed below her belly button. He pressed again and she whined out loud.

Little was thrusting against her, no rhythm, all hips, his face screwed up tight.

"Baby, you make tinkle yet?" Baby shook her head, bouncing her tush on his stiffie. "You're too little to hold it, I help," and put both his strong hands over her bladder, pressing down hard.

"Relax, honey, don't hurt yourself. That's what your padding is for." Daddy saw Baby's temporary anxiety crest and fall before her nipples began pebbling and she sat perfectly still, gripping Little's pant legs behind her. A shiver ripped through her while Little still bounced her up and down and up and down. She grabbed at one of Little's hands on her tummy and spat out her paci.

"needa! needa peepee!" she howled and Little complied, pulling her closer to him and compressing her bladder until she burst.

Daddy and Little both heard the loud hissing start up and Baby shuddered and rocked while she emptied out into her padding, growing more pink and pliant with each passing second.

Being asked to sit still when he was right on edge was a lot, but Little wanted his Baby to let go. Once she did, he did his best to stay still until the warmth of her rapidly soaked padding began to register on his stiffie.

He gasped at the sensation, curling up to press his forehead to Baby's neck before releasing against her, jerking quietly while he came to the sounds of her babyish relief.

Both little ones dozed in relief to the soft, slick sound of Daddy in the corner, beside himself with arousal.

[witherby]

THIS BLOG IS LESS THAN TWO WEEKS OLD

IS THE DC FANDOM OK

[secondstar-acorn]

HOLY FUCK

[peppermint-whiskers]

WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE

WHEN YOU CAN BE A

[[BIG SHOT!!!]]

[[BIG SHOT!!!!]]

[[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]

[kairamuwu]

Listen to red valley Listen to red valley Listen to red valley Listen to red valley Listen to red valley Listen to red valley Listen to red valley Listen to red valley Listen to red valley Listen to red valley Listen to red valley Listen to red valley

[oh-heck-yeah-doritos]

I decided fuck it we ball and got a cane!!

crying my heart out but

I did it

I fucking did it!! Suck on that!!

This is the most past me could ever have hoped for. I told my dad too. It was fucking terrifying.

But I did it.

I did it.

Fuck yeah.

[dnalt-d2]

I said yesterday that Cucuruchito is my maze, and I'm glad to see that other people are agreeing with me now

NOW CAN WE PLEASE END THIS I BEG OF YOU

[cherry-bomb-ships]

ALSO NOT GONNA FUCKING LIE IN THE PPG MOVIE WHEN MOJO'S HOLDING THE PROFESSOR HOSTAGE AND ALMOST BREAKS HIS FUCKING NECK TO FORCE THE GIRLS TO BACK OFF..... AND HE LETS OUT THIS SLOW DEEP FUCKIN "That's better" LIKE. SIR???? CAN WE NOT DO THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW IM FUCKING

[psalmsofpsychosis]

so anyway, DC's Doom Patrol (2019) is a level of storytelling that simply feels so impossible, and coming from DC too, and YET

[till-all-are-fuck]

Hasbro really did just say "Come get y'all's juice!!"

[little-red-fool]

SHADOW OF THE ERDTREE SHADOW OF THE ERDTREE SHADOW OF THE ERDTR-

[nsfwitchy2]

Genuinely cannot tell if I’m excited about swiffer sheets because I’m 24 and thus as an adult I get excited about cleaning products, or because I work as a cleaner and therefor am biased

[vcrnons]

IT IS A GOOD DAY TO BE ALIVE TODAY

[sincenewyorks]

im sorry i can’t comprehend anything today bc what the actual loving fuck, i have another bisexual man to collect??????