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self report that just happened last night
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u get it
#if u dont get it then ur too young probably and im old af#my art#honk4art#smiling friends#charlie dompler#smiling critters#pim pimling#pim#pim x charlie#charlie x pim#scott pilgram vs the world#charpim#pimlie#i rushed this to get the idea out oof i kinda hate it a lil#follow me i draw alot of smiling fREidns#sorry cat on keyboard
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needed to put them in a lineup for my own peace of mind 🌱
#joaquin is so sad all the time..... i’ll properly imtroduce him later ....#creepypasta redesign#creepypasta oc#proxy oc#ticci toby#toby erin rodgers#creepypasta#kate the chaser#kate milens#character: gnash#character: joaquin#post-mortem inosculation#if you ever see my type morte m as morten just know that i have my spanish keyboard on and that it autocorrected because technology hates me#featuring a little toby redesign.... i didn’t like the mask tbh....
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His heart belongs to another
And no other heart will do
#no other heart by mac demarco : D#I drew this a couple of days ago because i was feeling crazy and i just love the idea that#these two should be great together!! they should!!! but#theyre not together#theres just . theyre missing something#and thats okay!!! its not meant to be#and theyre friendship is very valuble to both of them!!#their* fuck my baka keyboard#trolls#yall are gonna be mad about this one i feel it ...#i think we all know who jds gonna end up with now right ...#i just gotta .. draw them more 💀#i actully have the perfect ruveal i just have to finish painting it#urrgg i HATE painting#trolls oc#trolls oc cory#trolls movie#trolls john dory#trolls jd#john dory#jd ex husband#oh uhh i imagine this feels like a new years thing. or something#something that happened like right after they reconnected#before floyd and cory started going out#on god one day im gonna put all my tags lore into a post#i just shy 😔 who wants to read all this in a caption#not me brother!! I'm not reblogging that shit!!!#and im not finishing this cause i dont wanna give false hope 😘#although jd dating sim ... is pretty real#i would love to do endings with all his exs
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and we believed ourselves when we said we’d never be alone again 🌼🌈💖
#hi…. march 10th….. three years ago today my insanity started. not that im keeping track or anything lol thatd be weird!#i hate these guys so bad they mean the world to me ☹️💖#played around with some really maximalist composition for this piece and i think it turned out REAL COOL… I HAD FUN!!!#billie bust up#bbu aristotle#bbu arthur#arthurstotle#robin’s art#2024 art#caption isnt like. song lyrics or anything btw its just something i made up. piece title#maybe i should write a song around it. someday i’ll pick up that guitar again and/or get a keyboard….
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been wanting to draw this guy for a while now :D character from @foddercaptain 's starweb au yayyy yayyy
#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic fandom#sonic fanart#shadow the hedgehog#shadow the ultimate lifeform#starweb#starweb au#my mutual's au!!#fanart#my art#i spilled chocolate milk all over my keyboard drawing this#spent like 40 mins cleaning that#sick as a dog#but this made me feel better#i love u starweb shadow they could never make me hate u
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I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
JOEL- HE’S,, HE’S WHAT ?????
#boat boys#smalletho#hermitshipping#hermitcraft#hermitcraft s10#all i can think about is boat boys#smallishbeans#keyboard smash#ethoslab#KBKBJVJGJFDYDXYDYHD WHAT????#my friends hate me#for this
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the sands of time is a fantasy interactive fiction where you play as the mage of a small provincial town who, in the process of investigating into strange magical phenomena, finds themselves embroiled in a far-reaching political intrigue with potentially deadly consequences. and ghosts.
themes/tags : intrigue, fantasy, effects of time, power, magic, ghosts
You are a mage who, after being forced to flee from the capital for a crime you may or may not have committed, has taken refuge in Kemorlen, a small, unremarkable town ideal for keeping out of the political reaches of the Illyosian Empire. But when an apparently straightforward investigation into bizarre magical phenomena forces you into conflict with figures from your past and powerful forces that care little for you, how will you navigate through the oncoming storm that shatters your fragile calm ?
The continent of Aiolos has been dominated by the Illyosian Empire, with its back-stabbing nobles and complex court politics, for generations. Yet their hold is beginning to fray, and its rulers will do anything to take back their former power, sparking events that quickly spiral far out of their control.
Aiolos is a land at the crossroads of the mortal and spirit realms, where the effects of the underworld are felt keenly, and the delicate balance between mortal and spirit realms is ever on the verge of tipping over.
worldbuilding info
Flee from the capital under dubious circumstances: choose whether you were a spy or scholar when in Melera.
Meet five characters (one male, two female, one nb and one selectable: either male or nb) and choose to pursue romance, friendship, or rivalry.
Navigate a world of complicated politics, spirits that frequently won't stay dead and magic that permeates everyday existence.
Choose your name, pronouns, gender and place of origin.
Pick which area of magic you are strongest in, out of four (warding, enchantment, healing and transmutation).
Try not to get assassinated, arrested or possessed.
detailed character info
Jasper (m) :
A familiar face from your past, and not one that you expected to see again. He's a snarky, obsessive researcher into spirits and, during your time in the capital, your closest companion. After getting caught up in the incident that provoked your rather abrupt exit, you presumed him to be dead, and he you.
Leonora (f) :
The owner of the alchemists shop next door to you in Kemorlen. Despite her saving your life (numerous times) and helping you to create a new life for yourself there, she remains a figure that you know surprisingly little about. She's blunt, impulsive, skilled with a sword, and definitely hiding something. All in all, you don't quite know what to make of her.
Augustine (nb) :
A quiet, unassuming healer who arrived in town shortly after you did. Surprisingly squeamish and possessing a dry sense of humour, they have quickly become indispensable in helping you deal with the everyday magical difficulties of Kemorlen. Their past remains a mystery to you, and you suspect there may be more to them than first appears.
Mira (f) :
A charismatic bard who wanders the roads of Aiolos collecting stories, gold, and animal companions after being exiled from her home kingdom. She seems to attract trouble, but as long as the resulting chaos makes for a good tale she doesn't appear to mind much.
Theodorus (m/nb) :
A spirit with patchy memories and a thirst for revenge after being accidentally brought back from the underworld. They're awkward, restless and struggling to reconstruct a life for themselves in a world where they are supposed to be dead.
demo : here currently 17k words, prologue
release medium : twine & itch.io
rating: 16+
pinterest: here
#interactive fiction#twine if#if wip#interactive novel#twine#if game#interactive game#any spelling mistakes are bc i got my keyboard stuck in french mode so all the keys are in the wrong place#what can i say technology hates me#demo
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before i read the reckoning of roku, i was seeing people on tumblr saying “FUCK SOZIN” as a direct response to reading this book, and i thought, ok, yeah, fuck sozin, but it’s been fuck sozin since 2005. what could he possibly have done to warrant a “fuck sozin” in this book, told mostly from roku’s perspective, about his youth—before he was, you know, Fire Lord Sozin. are people exaggerating. are people overreacting to just a guy being an arrogant prince. what could he possibly have done in this book.
family, i have just finished this book. and i’m here to officially announce, standing on all ten toes, chest out, hair tossed, tears streaming down my face,
FUCK SOZIN
#OOOOOOAHHAAIOAHAHOOO#OUUUUUUUU#sozin when i fucking GET YOU#WHAT THE FUCK#RANDY RIBAY ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE#randy ribay i just want to TALK#‘ribay’ keeps autocorrecting to ‘rival’ on my keyboard rn and honestly? yeah. exactly#just like how ‘sozin’ keeps correcting to ‘spain’—which is exactly what i’m in but the s is silent ayyyyyyyyyy#i never thought i could be a bigger sozin hater than i already was. but here i am. hating#i’m operating on AM from i have no mouth and i must scream levels of hate. i’m operating on kendrick lamar levels of hating rn#what the reckoning of roku has done to me PERSONALLY can only be resolved in a court of law atp.#good book tho. i’m a fan#atla#roku#chronicles of the avatar#the reckoning of roku#atla gyatso#atla roku#avatar#avatar the last airbender#randy ribay#atlok#sozin#atla sozin#gyalaya
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SEASON 14 WILL BE REAL VERY FUCKING SOON
#bob's burgers#bobs burgers#louise belcher#gene belcher#tina belcher#bob belcher#linda belcher#hate drawing all of them bc then i have to tag all of them like why r there so many#the press release images r so funny to me bc louise looks mad in literally every image and gene and tina just look confused#especially gene w the piano and the keyboard like lil bro is just happy to be included#also it's rly funny that they gave louise and tina guns but all gene has is his fucking keyboard. simple guy with simple needs#bobs burgers spoilers#still don't know if u guys count press releases as spoilers but. just in case#my stuff
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compilation of my villagers bullying me. this will be a growing collection. these are all from today alone.
#‘but Eliza didn’t you start a new Wild World town on an emulator’ Yes#i’ve had this town for 4 years which is the best i’ve ever done LOL but my cartridge is showing its age and freezing and i don’t#feel like getting yelled at Resetti. but i dislike the controls for the ROM especially since my keyboard is weird#so we’ll make do. somehow#Purrl in my GC town was dumb like Purrl in my WW town i’m pretty sure i did a reset trick and cheated her in LOL#DUMB LUCK#which is what i’m vowing to stop doing by starting all these towns#‘don’t cheat or constantly delete your town to get good villagers’ is like the most basic thing you can do but my AC#perfectionism and neuroticism runs very deeply#when i was a kid if i got a villager i hated i would delete the town without question and would refuse to look at the screen. i hated Cesar#and Boone for this reason and them moving into my town is the worst thing that ever could have happened to me and it happened many times#because i was a RESETTING FOOL!!!#i love you deeply Animal Crossing but you have made me foster some incredibly odd neuroses#ac
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that one picture of Pete and Joe where Pete has his head on Joe's shoulder and is glaring off-camera like suuuper possessively meanwhile Joe is grinning with his WHOLE face. you agree. reblog
#this was meant to go somewhere but like yeah#I don't have the image but you know which one I mean#somebody add it or smth I need to see pictures of them being cuddly and weird#*weird#girl my keyboard hates me#she speaks!#fob#fall out boy#joe trohman#pete wentz
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Frye Fest - Final Countdown
<- Previous - Part 14 - Next ->
[14/20]
🎸🍟Team Guitar/Consommé (JP)🍟🎸
Splatfest 23-03-2024
[Master Post - coming soon]
#i am absolutely loosing my steam#i still got 6 more to go#i am so tired yall even programming this post is exhaustijg#prepare for me to completely disappear for a couple days after this yall#also man do i HATE this JP exclusive splatfest#especially the colors#i love love LOVE this pose#but i absolutely HATE how the orange clashes -_-#the inverse of the aliens one where i hated the pose but liked the colors lol#frye fest#splatfest#frye onaga#splatoon#splatoon 3#team guitar#drums vs guitar vs keyboard#team Consommé#lightly Salted vs. consommé vs. salted seaweed#チーム コンソメ#うすしお vs コンソメ vs のりしお#my art#saltys art
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@auburnlaughter @zyrafowe-sny @whimsicalmeerkat @twyrewolf thank you! what i happen to need to work on most is everything is fine, so -- here's me hammering away at it.
“I hope it’s to your liking, my king,” Shang Qinghua says, as if he doesn’t have a drawer in his office dedicated to Mobei-jun’s drink preferences. Shang Qinghua remembers. He has always had good memory for things like this. A good eye for anyone and everyone’s likes and dislikes, spoken and unspoken. Always eager to know how to please, and excellent at figuring out the answers even when nobody wants to tell him.
“Did you need anything from me today, my king? This humble one is happy to oblige.”
Shang Qinghua is smiling. It feels as though he is always smiling. The curve of his mouth is ironclad, indestructable.
“My king?”
That smile suddenly is so close, now. It’s an easy thing to reach out and touch it.
Shang Qinghua’s expression gentles, sweetens. “My king?” he murmurs against Mobei-jun’s fingers, eyes going half-lidded, voice going low. “Do you need anything from me?”
Does he? Doesn’t he? Isn’t it true that Mobei-jun always needs something from Shang Qinghua? It’s easy to want. To ask, when Shang Qinghua is so willing to satisfy an ask.
Mobei-jun studies the face in front of him -- runs a thumb over its plush lower lip, presses a palm against the curve of its cheek. Shang Qinghua lets out a soft sigh and gently tilts his head. The movement lets Mobei-jun’s hand trail down the side of his neck.
It’s easy to think about the intimacy of fingers, wrapped around a throat; the pulse, a current under the skin. Shang Qinghua’s life is in his hands, right here and right now.
“You’re a traitor.”
#auburnlaughter#zyrafowe-sny#whimsicalmeerkat#twyrewolf#asks#wip wednesday#my writing#svsss#mobei-jun#shang qinghua#everything is fine???#og shang qinghua#kind of. sort of.#WRITING THIS WAS LIKE PULLING TEETH#i sure hope it doesn't read like it lol buuuuut#THIS WAS SO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO WRITE FOR NO REASON#FELT LIKE I WAS REPEATEDLY BASHING MY FACE AGAINST MY KEYBOARD#I'M DONE FOR TONIGHT!!! GOODBYE!!!! I HATED THIS!!!
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i'm thinking of sanji growing up with a pet cat at the baratie.
how sanji finds him hungry and cold and shivering on his doorstep. he's frighteningly thin, almost as if a single gust of wind could turn his bones to dust. a chill runs through sanji's spine as he picks up the little green and black kitten — something like a distant memory — of rationing out tiny portions and drying water skeins and the rumble rumble rumble of his stomach as it begs him for more food to eat. just one more crumb. maybe it would sate his hunger.
so he takes the little kitten in, nurses him back to health, and endures the scolding from zeff for bringing the little stray in. sanji gets his reparation by pretending not to see zeff bottle feed the kitten when he was too weak to stand. he doesn't try to hide his knowing smile when he and patty find zeff passed out in his office chair, the little kitten curled up on his lap as it took shallow breaths in his sleep.
sanji took to calling the kitten marimo. he never saw a green kitten before, and certainly one not as fluffy as him once he was regaining his strength. marimo was playful and mighty mischievous. just like every other cat, his life's mission was to rile sanji up with each vase knocked over and each cat tree he refuses to use in favor of the box it came in.
but sanji adored his little marimo.
he always made sure he was well fed and quenched. not a single day went by where marimo didn't have a bite to eat. it haunts his dreams still. when baby marimo was shaking so much in his hands, sanji was afraid he might break him if he moved too fast. now he was a fierce cat, always lazily wrapping himself around sanji's legs when he's waiting tables or doing prep work in the kitchen.
marimo pretends he's not protective. but he's bared his fangs at more people than sanji could count. carne's got the scars on his arms to prove it too. sometimes sanji would catch the little rascal with a small paring knife in his mouth to chase one of the poor line cooks with.
despite his chilly attitude towards him when others are around, at night marimo would already be curled up on sanji's pillow, purring and purring until his owner was sound asleep. sometimes sanji would pull marimo onto his lap and brush him while humming a sea shanty zeff taught him long ago. he cherishes these quiet moments with the once hungry little kitten.
he doesn't want to admit it out loud — and maybe he never will — but marimo gave him another reason for living everyday.
so when sanji found a naked green-haired man where marimo is supposed to be on his bed, it should be understandable that he kicked the guy straight into the wall, right?
"who?!?" sanji couldn't even finish his question, he was hysterical that a naked man was in his bedroom! he long dreamed for a beautiful woman on his bed ever since he hit puberty. this is not how he wanted this to go. not at all. the strange man thankfully got tangled in sanji's bedsheets (note to self: must wash and/or burn those sheets now) when sanji landed a mouton shot to his chest.
but most importantly...
where the fuck was his cat?!?
"i should have dressed first, huh?" the man says through a pained groan. sanji somehow found himself feeling sorry for him, but only for a split second, because he was back to glaring at the stranger as menacingly as he could. sanji watched him warily, trying his best not to stare at his bare chest.
"who are you and what have you done to my cat?"
the man decided then to open his eyes and sanji let out a small gasp.
gray eyes.
his marimo had gray eyes exactly that shade.
"you know, don't you?" the man says, not looking the least bit afraid even after sanji literally kicked him in the chest. sanji backed away when he stood up, the blanket still wrapped loosely around his frame. "you know who i am, cook."
"no i don't!" but even sanji could admit that his tone wavered with each step the man took towards him. "if this is some fucking prank, i'll kick your ass again!"
"careful, curly." the man smirks, baring razor sharp fangs. "cats like to scratch."
and within the blink of an eye, the man was gone. an indignant meow sounded from the pile of blankets at sanji's feet. without really thinking, sanji knelt down and lifted the blanket up. marimo laid there, limbs paws tucked up against his body, and licking one of his paws nonchalantly.
"please tell me i'm dreaming," sanji murmured, running a single hand through his hair. marimo just tilted his head at him, slinking out of the blanket fortress and onto sanji's lap. sanji looked down and saw marimo staring straight up at him, those same gray eyes he saw on the stranger boring holes into his soul. sanji couldn't bring himself to look away.
because something tells him that he might get a visit from the green haired man again very soon.
or maybe he never left.
#back at it again with brainrot but this time CATS#zoro my favorite little shit cat#niki's fics: purrfectly impurrfect#i hate myself for that title take this keyboard away from me#roronoa zoro#vinsmoke sanji#sanji#roronoa zoro x vinsmoke sanji#zosan#one piece#one piece fanfiction
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every time i post one of these i get a billion notification and think i am cancelled,, eatupeatupeatup
#portal 2#no context#speech bubble memes#caroline portal#caroline#tlg caroline behavior tbh#shes looking at me over the keyboard i hate it
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