Wake up babe a new Defunctland just dropped
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i cannot describe how GOOD the new defunctland video is. mr perjurer is truly out here making emotionally impactful movies about four notes i hardly remembered! until he played them of course, and suddenly i remembered so many different times i heard them with so many different people over years of my childhood. on top of the subject matter, the production value is jaw-dropping!!! in your next free 90 minutes, go watch this film
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They werent lying that defunctland really can get you every fucking time
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If Kevin Purjurer wasn't a coward, he'd release a Defunctland video on Dashcon today.
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Kevin Purjurer sounds like a witness from Ace Attorney who runs a theme park and lies about the suspect and the victim being on the roller coaster at the same time when the murder happened which they figure out because the victim couldn’t have been on The Square at the same time as the suspect because the suspect had a fast pass and got to bypass the line. In this essay I will-
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rtc dreamcast: Kevin Purjurer (Defunctland) as Karnak.
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Obsessed with Kevin Purjurer’s candid theme park podcast that’s kinda like the anti-theme park fandom podcast.
This is my favorite episode where he talks about people who are obsessed with palm trees and how that is the direct opposite of theme park freaks.
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I know the defunctland guys name is Kevin Purjurer. And people have pointed it out before. But it’s so fucking funny. Ace attorney ass name
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kevin purjurer is so fucking good at filmmaking. like. the shapeland plot twist. "you've been listening to his music the whole time". it makes me CRAYZAY
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I love finding out that Kevin Purjurer (Defunctland) was on Adam Conover's podcast (Aka Adam Ruins Everything) and that Kevin had to sit there and explain WHO THE WIGGLES ARE TO ADAM BECAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW THEM.
Like the disbelief and confusion in Kevin's voice because like.... you havent heard of the wiggles?????
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It’s okay, Defunctland’s Kevin Purjurer saying “Ahoy” Extremely Loudly on your tv just as you are about to fall asleep can’t hurt you
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My husband just compared Kevin Purjurer to Columbo and now it’s haunting me. (Specifically, it was during the Defunctland episode on the fast pass. “Very interesting hypothetical situation you have there, detective, but as you’ve invented all those numbers it means very little.” “You’re right, sir, Shapeland isn’t real. It’s actually Animal Kingdom.”)
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