#kept wife

[the-spoiled-wife]

I have absolutely no problem catering to a man that's making my life peaceful.

[adhd-merlin]

some people really be out there typing fanfics longer than war and peace in their free time and then going on about their life like it's no big deal. how fucking incredible. like no offense to tolstoy but that was like. his whole job

[nobleriver]

The Doctor and River Song + Being A Besotted Old Married Couple

I’m all yours, Sweetie.  Only River Song gets to call me that.

Bonus:

[aghostsnail]

this was supposed to be a side doodle for a different sketch but I blacked out and now the ethereal pretty boy gets his own post

blurr for @keferon mecha universe because this au has such a death grip on me :>

[backpackingspace]

In the odyssey, Penelope gave a test to all the travelers and beggers who claimed to carry news of her husband. She asked them everytime to describe his clothes. Because she had clothed him herself the morning he had left.

Odysseus is one of the few who pass it, describing a purple himation and the pin she had used.

Now picture, odysseus refuses to take this himation off. He doesn't care that it's getting increasingly tattered and stained /his wife put this on him/ and he will kill anyone who tries to take it off him. He looses everything he has over and over again. Except for this himation. He manages to hang on to it for the entire war and journey. Only to wake up on calypso's island and it's/gone./

When he begs the goddess for it's return she laughs an angry laugh. Saying "that old thing? I threw that away first. It was ruined beyond repair. You dont need a himation anyway but if you ask me nicely enough I'll make you a new one."

That's the first day odysseus spends all day weeping at the beach. But it certainly won't be the last.

[obstinaterixatrix]

FINISHED!!! I've been going insane trying to draw this over the past week. I love how ryuji and yusuke are super impulsive... passing the impulse control back and forth lol

I don’t think yusuke would throw the *first* punch, but I think there are some situations where ryuji would back down and yusuke would throw down. like, ryuji would argue back and forth and then try to leave, but yusuke would keep arguing until the other person takes a swing. “While I abhor the idea of senseless violence, certain people simply refuse to see reason”… is the kind of thing I think he’d say. remorseless lol. which would lead into ryuji being like “dude you just punched a guy out, I don’t think you get to say that.”

also, yusuke's punching with his left hand so his art hand remains uncompromised. Very Important Detail

[hajihiko]

Just you and me and me and you just us and our mutual very close friend Steve

[regulationhottie7905]

older ronance is so beautiful bc you just know in the 90/2000’s when they’ve been together for decades, people meet robin and genuinely have no idea how Robin sustains her lifestyle. she never makes more than $200 a month (she runs art at local daycare centers/schools/wherever will have her) and adopts a new animal every 15-30 business days. she works at an independent bookstore for fun and buys stupid shit and owns like, 3 dogs, 2 cats, a frog, and 4 fish

meanwhile Nancy is a career woman and has been making a sinful amount of money a year since she was like 20 and would quite literally do anything for her wife. She was never particularly into the idea of adopting kids but Robin really wanted a kid and Nancy was like “yeah okay cool I’m down” and Robin was right and it was the best decision of their lives, so Nancy just operates under the assumption that Robin is right about things. Nancy comes home from work and there’s just occasionally a new animal. one time she got home and Robin had gotten bored and remodeled their bathroom and then Nancy had to hire someone to come fix what Robin had destroyed.

anyways people from Robin’s work finally find out that Nancy and Robin are married and they’re just like “what??? The fuck????” because Robin dresses like a care bear with an alternative fashion sense and once threw her coffee at the principal because he accidentally jumpscared her while she was drinking her morning coffee and she’s married to this woman, NANCY WHEELER, journalist extraordinaire, the most put together and intimidating woman most of these people have ever met, known for her pieces exposing government corruption which she discovered in her own investigative work. Nancy has the worst rbf ever and snaps at Robin 90% of the time. Robin is oblivious and is so obsessed with Nancy, like just adores her 24/7. Robin just lives life doing whatever she wants however she wants and whenever Robin wants something or there’s an issue, Nancy just throws money at it. (Nancy is just as whipped, she just expresses it differently)

BONUS: rockstar Eddie and journalist Nancy as unlikely friends because their spouses are best friends

[wasyago]

old men

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Gaslighter? I hardly know her!

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[smooth-noob]

[shanxy180]

no kissing in the circus !

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

Not Ethan Hawke from The Dead Poets Society being in a music video for THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT!!

[oliviawebsite]

birthday girl imminent

[khaoala]

❝I'm begging you, Pleng. Stay with me. I said let go.❞

SONYA SARANPHAT as PLENG SADABPIN and LOOKMHEE PUNYAPAT as WAN WANWIYA episode 4 of AFFAIR

[roominthecastle]

Siegfried & (being ceaselessly mesmerized by) Audrey