#kenny has definitely influenced him ^⁠_⁠^

[lexeees]

gotta say my favourite animal is aito coming out of his shell

[limblessbody]

I need Stan, Kyle, and Kenny with a breeding kink HCS like I need them carnally bro only if you want to tho!

𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔫, 𝔨𝔶𝔩𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔨𝔢𝔫𝔫𝔶 𝔟𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔬𝔫𝔰

first request! thanks for asking 💕

smut/lemon 🖤 | MDNI | all characters aged up (18) | fem! reader | heacannons

stan marsh

when it comes to stan, he’s kinkier when he’s drunk. but when he’s not under the influence and wants genuine sex, he’s less kinky.

but something that stays with him either way is the lust to cum inside of his s/o, who in this case, is female.

stan likes the risk of it. the risk that you might wind up pregnant. the idea that you’d be carrying HIS baby for nine months in your stomach.

he probably suggests it while dirty talking you in bed as well.

‘fuck.. what you gonna do if i put a baby in your belly, huh?’

‘you’d look good with a swollen stomach.. you want me to give you my babies?’

‘don’t worry. none of that cum will be leaving your pussy. i’ll make sure of it.’

he gets wilder when he’s drunk, and probably cums a lot faster too.

stan has a high stamina, so he can go on for quite a while without stopping, making sure he cums in you atleast 3 to even 4 times.

obviously, he’ll only risk it if you want to risk it, but still.

he’s the kind of guy to stay in you, thrust a bit more to ensure it all went in, pull out and then use his fingers to push the leaking fluid back inside as well.

he wouldn’t even want to taste it. just push it aaaaall back in.

definitely calls you a cumslut when he feels like being mean.

kyle brovfloski

kyle is very different. he wouldn’t just get into sex without telling you about his kink beforehand, while someone like stan would ask you before he’s about to cum.

kyle is more rational. he has condoms in case you say no, but still hopes for a yes.

it’s a very well known fact that kyle is jewish, and jewish families tend to be very large due to them being taught and raised to believe that they need to populate the earth with more jewish people.

even if you aren’t jewish yourself, he still has that mindset where sex technically is for reproduction…

so, although he’s a lot more gentle than stan, he gets just as worked up.

kyle isn’t a mean person in bed, however. he’ll more so praise you for being so perfect and making him want to cum inside.

‘fuck… a-aah— i.. i want to cum s-so fucking deep inside you, Y/N..’

‘you.. y-you’re sure, right? t-that you’re okay with this?’

‘oh.. oh my—… spread your legs wider.. i want you to show me you’re okay with this.’

he’s a whimpering boy ☺️

he honestly starts to fuck like an animal when he’s close, so you’ll know when he’s about to cum.

unlike stan, he won’t push the sticky fluid back inside of you. kyle enjoys watching it leak out of your tender hole after he just pounded it.

probably because kyle is a lot smarter than stan and happens to know that pushing it back in wouldn’t do anything to help impregnate you anyways…

kyle definitely imagines your pregnant body while you fuck. how you’d have to explain it to your parents…

he’s quite dirty in his mind.

kenny mccormick

kenny is likely the dirtiest of them all.

he doesn’t own any condoms so if you want to fuck him he’s going to rawdog it anyways.

it’s not really a question even— if you agree to fuck him, you also agree to the 50/50 chance of being pregnant afterwards.

he enjoys holding you down tightly (probably by your neck) while pounding into you.

he also probably mumbles in your ear about it the whole time as well.

‘gonna be a good cumwhore and take all of it for me?’

‘you know you want it.. you’re a dirty little minx aren’t you? you want to wind up pregnant from me..’

‘shit— stay still. or we’ll have another round and i’ll increase your fucking risk.’

he probably presses down on your rib cage if he’s not holding you by your neck to choke you.

hes the kind of guy to definitely be into overstimulation, so get ready for an all nighter.

he’s also probably into dacryphillia (the fetish for crying).

he likes when you cry from overstimulation. sometimes, he’ll have you on his lap, bouncing on him as he guides you and you cry, having had enough, but he’ll make you make him cum inside you again.

‘you can take it.. just keep moving.’

if your body gives up, he’ll turn you around on his lap and hold up your legs (full nelson position) and just fuck you like that until his balls are basically milked from you.

[witchthewriter]

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮

⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ | ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ ᴵᴵ

𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒅 ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

・Boyd is a complex person and in this intense environment would heavily influence how his feelings for you would ... come out

・If this was in the normal world, he would act completely different. Woo you with flowers and surprise dates that he planned down to the t.

・But in either world; his protective instincts would still be there. Hell, his protectiveness goes up nearly 100% he would make sure NOTHING touches you.

・Tries showing you how he feels through acts of service. He'll help around your house, see if anything needs fixing (making sure you're safe)

・If he hears you're in trouble, he will come RUNNING. No thoughts, no plan, just one aim - to get to you

・He's torn between his wife and wanting a life with you

・It keeps him awake at night.

・Whenever he has 'free time' he goes to find you. Trying not to be too suspicious

・Your smile brightens his whole day. And hearing you laugh makes him feel like he could conquor the world, and then lay it at your feet.

・He would likely seek deeper conversations, wanting to connect on an emotional level.

・Usually done over a few glasses of whiskey

𝑫𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

・Donna's gonna pay more attention to you, offering help or initiating conversations more often than usual.

・Her usual reserved demeanor might soften slightly around you. She'll give you small smiles or a slightly warmer tone of voice than usual. These would be subtle changes, easily missed by those that don't know her

・If the opportunity presented itself, Donna would participate more in activities that you enjoy, even if they aren't her style... This would be a way to spend time near you without being too obvious.

・Donna's attention is going to be on you whenever you're close-by.

・It would be subtle though!!!

・More like a heightened awareness whenever you're nearby

・If anyone tries something with you though ... oh, just the thought of it...

・She would have them homeless, banished, in the box, fuck - she would make sure that person is grovelling on their knees for your forgiveness

𝑲𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒚 ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

・Instant butterflies when you calls out his name

・Look, Kenny is getting more and more mature; he's brave and stands up for what he believes in.

・But when it comes to you ... he's goddam nervous. He has stuttered around you before.

・His hands get all sweaty.

・Once his voice even cracked. That has NEVER happened to him before. Not even with Kristi.

・BUT, you never made him feel embarrassed about it. That's one of the reasons why he fell so deeply for you. You hate it when other people feel self-conscious; so you either do something even more humiliating or tell a story about your own embarrassing moments.

・One of Kenny's favourite things to do is to sit on your porch steps. You sit there together, every morning for a bit, sometimes talking, sometimes not.

・Kenny usually moves closer inch by inch, slowly. Just to get as close to you as he can without alerting you

・Your trope would definitely be friends to best friends and then to lovers by means of accidental expression of feelings.

𝑱𝒂𝒅𝒆 ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

・The crush Jade has on you is one that crept up on him and then suddenly he realised he couldn't live life without you ...

・He'd seen you around town, helping in the diner, making yourself useful.

・Jade was far too self-absorbed to actually notice his feelings.

・That was until ... The Dream.

・Tucked up in his bed, drooling a little, Jade had dreamt that you and he were in a relationship. Married. With your own home, then along came kids (your own or adopted).

・It felt so damn real.

・There was no incling that he was still stuck in this purgatory. No heavy responsibility of trying to figure out how to escape.

・There was just peace.

・And warmth in his chest.

・As soon as he woke, he felt deflated.

・That goddamn dream felt so real to Jade, now he awoke to a nightmare. But... at least you were still there. And maybe, he did feel something for you

・All day he felt a little embarrassed whenever you were around. He caught himself staring.

・Finding everything you did to be ethereal.

・Jade saw you in a whole new light. You were more to him now.

・It shocked you when he started speaking to you more; asking about yourself, what life was like before.

・A part of Jade was trying to show himself that you couldn't be as ... perfect as you were in his dream. Yet, the more he got to know you, the more he realised that - FUCK - he would marry you and have a home with you and have kids.

・So yeah ... Jade decided to up his game.

𝑹𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒍𝒍 ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

・Whenever he sees you, he feels his heart beat faster and suddenly Randadll is trying to fix himself to look more presentable before you notice

・The absolute jealousy he gets whenever you compliment someone. His immediate reaction is to go up and fight them, to show you that he's the perfect person for you...

・This one time you had lost one of your most prized possessions (belongings are what keep people somewhat sane) and you were really upset about it. It was a piece of jewellery that had immense sentimental value

・Randall made it his mission to find it.

・Everyday he went to places that you frequented most - it took a week before he found it.

・But when he did, he couldn't wait to show you

・Randall had knocked on your door (you live with the Liu's + Jade), and when you opened it, you were still a little gloomy (yet happy to see him there)

"I've got something for you."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah. Close your eyes and open your hand."

"That's a dangerous request. What if you put ... a frog in it?"

"I don't think there's frogs here (Y/N)," Randall shook his head - a thing that he constantly did around you. But it was always with a smile.

・So you did as he said, keeping one eye open until he told you to close it.

・And when he put your ring in your hand you knew what it was straight away.

"How did you find this?" You said with awe. Complete awe.

・But the way you looked at him ... with such genuine appreciation, he blushed.

・And then you wrapped your arms around him and kissed his cheek.

・...from then on he realised he would kill for you. Hell, he would die for you.

・And somehow, he was going to make you his.

𝑽𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒐𝒓 ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

・His crush on you would be so subtle but not. At first Victor would spend time quietly observing you

・Whenever he would strike up a conversation with you (in his way - quietly, when there isn't so many people around), he would use any information you gave him about yourself and store it inside his mind

・He'd memorise your favourite colour, hobby, if you like reading, drawing, exploring etc.

・Because then he would surprise you with things he's found

・... Ethan would definitely figure it out and hype Victor up. Help him with ideas and such.

"People like flowers, you should get them flowers!"

"Oh, yeah good idea-"

・Likes showing you the places he likes most around town, in the forest, at Colony house etc. He does not do that for ANYONE

・Your kindness was something that he was not used to. Yes people were pleasant toward him, but you seemed to understand him as soon as you met him

・If someone was getting aggressive with you, Victor is WHIPPING OUT his handgun. He is pointing that thing and means it.

"Victor! Where did you get that?!"

"I've had it for a long time."

"Okay, you can, you can put it away now-"

"No, they were going to hurt you. They still might."

"Oh they definitely won't Victor. Not with you around."

・That comment would actually make his heart beat faster.

𝑬𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒔 ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

・When he first met you, he wouldn't call you anything other than your last name because he loved how riled up you got

・But with each time spent together, your last name was said with such ... feeling, that it felt like he was calling you 'sweetheart' or 'my love.'

・You fell asleep on him once and he didn't move for the whole night. Just sat still because he knew if he moved, you would apologise and move... that's when everyone realised he was head over heels for you.

・He's painted you over and over; never really 'capturing you quite right'.

・Whatever he has, he shares with you; food, water, alcohol, literally any resource.

・Offers you his jacket and loves when you accept it. It feels like you're his

・Ellis is a confident person, he would have so much banter with you, exchange in witty remarks, and subtle (or not-so-subtle) flirtations

・He has a lot of charisma, an easy charm that he would lay on thick whenever you were around.

・For a long time you thought he was just being a cocky asshole - pulling your strings to sometimes rile you up or doing it because he was bored

・Once he did upset you, and he felt like his heart split in two. One of his jokes went too far, and hit a nerve.

・You didn't let him see you cry, but you didn't speak to him for days.

・He sought you out, and apologised. Over and over again

・You accepted it, especially when he gave you a bouquet of flowers and some candy he'd found

[sirenseraph]

★☠︎︎ 𝒟𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒦𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎 𝑀𝒸𝒞𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒸𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓃𝓈 ☠︎︎★

Chronic smoker.

^If it bothers you he doesn’t smoke around you and waits till you leave to hit a blunt.

If it doesn’t bother you, you help him roll joints and you both smoke them until your eyes are red and you’re giggling uncontrollably and having a sloppy make out sesh on your bed.

Big PDA person for sure.

Hands are always on you in some way. He’s obviously got to show off his pretty girlfriend.

Would definitely be a big fan of pet names which consists of ‘sweetheart’, ‘baby’, ‘babe’.

^nothing too cringe. he makes fun of couples that overdo the pet names.

Your biggest fan ever.

If you play a sport or do dance or you’re a theater kid, trust he’s in every crowd cheering you on and supporting you always.

He’s tall for sure. Not as tall as Kyle is but definitely a giant compared to you.

I feel like he’s around 6’0 with a really lanky but toned body since he works a lot.

He works like 2 jobs just to support his family especially his little sister Karen who loves when you come over to their house. She loves having two brothers who look out for her but she’s always wanted a sister to play dress up with.

Not like Kenny doesn’t play dress up with her.

^ Whenever they come over to your house, you would pull out some drug store makeup and ribbons and even put Kenny in one of your dresses.

Doesn’t keep up with social media a lot. He would rather walk around the block late at night smoking a joint or taking you out to the movies.

^He definitely saves up his money to take you out and makes sure that you never have to pay even if you offer.

Also doesn’t really play any sports.

^He’s good at some stuff and will play with his friends every now and then but he isn’t part of any teams.

He is really good at playing the guitar though.

You sit at the edge of your bed with him as his fingers strum a melodious tune that just has you in awe.

He loves spending time with you and prefers to be at your house since his home life isn’t the best.

He lays his head on your chest and sleeps while you run your fingers through his shaggy blonde hair.

Very touch starved. Which is why he always has a hand on you, kissing your forehead at random moments, sometimes even cupping your face in his hands and presses a soft kiss to your lips.

He loves taking pictures of you. He just thinks you’re so beautiful…scratch that���he knows you’re beautiful and so does everyone else, and the fact that he’s the one that you’re dating is such an ego boost.

Before you both started dating you barely knew each other. You knew of each other from being in a few classes together but other than that there was no actual interaction between you.

His friends like you. They think you’re a good influence on him and you’re helping him change for the better. Except for Cartman (no one cares what he thinks)

“The bitch is corrupting him, he’s all love sick it’s so freaking disgusting”

He loves the way you smell.

It’s definitely more warm and comfortable compared to the smoky scent of a cigarette lingering on his work uniform that he clearly smoked after a shift at the restaurant and a faint smell of wine that he spilled on himself.

There are some days when he prefers to stay at your house for long periods of time. He finds comfort and solace in your presence and it’s the only thing that’s keeping him grounded.

We all know he’s not a virgin but he would never pressure you into doing something you’re not comfortable with.

You’re his first real girlfriend and the person he loves and cherishes. He would never want to mess that up over something he can control.

You help him out in school.

^He wants to do better and get into a good college since he sees a future with you. Before everything use to be foggy and he had no plans for his life other than to live in the moment and smoke away his brains.

With you in his life, he feels a sense of purpose.

[j0kb0x]

Since guts and blackpowder gives us free range for the characters here’s some personal headcanons for their personalities and lives given you can only psychoanalyze them so much. This is as realistic as I can make it based off surface level psychoanalysis + untrue garbage I made up.

Barry:

Despite his short temper (Typical brit) Williams is socially inept and shy. Like super timid. That dumb little softboy persona he has going on there shouldn’t be an indicator that he isn’t dangerous. Dude literally got trained as an infantry solider. He doesn’t want to hurt people, in fact, he avoids it when he can. The war is needless to him and he doesn’t understand why they’d draft someone like him — a lowly stableboy who’s quite known in his village for treating his horses and farm animals like his babies. His overly affectionate and polite personality (which came directly from his overbearing mother) has landed him a lot of bullying by his peers. Aforementioned hesitation to the enemy, but to zombies? He’s under the belief they’re from satan himself like the rest of the world. Afraid of them, but feels a spiritual duty to slay God’s enemies.

Jean:

He’s overly paranoid of Napoleon failing, and holds those french revolutionary beliefs. He wants Napoleon to win, so badly. He really doesn’t want his children living in a world with a stupid monarchy eating better than they do. Jean has no comprehension that maybe Napoleon isn’t the best fit for a country’s leader, in fact he’ll yell at you if you suggest otherwise. His wife died during childbirth and this, coupled with war has hardened him. He has never laid a single hand on his children because his father was deeply abusive, and of course this resulted in a pretty pessimistic, sad, depressed mess of a man. Constantly wanting better and yet fearing the worst. He’s a tough love kind of fatherly friend. Eat your damn rations or you will die. Speaking of which he literally wants to die :D

Jacob:

If this were modern day he’d be legally blind. His clumsiness isn’t the result of stupidity. The direct opposite in fact. He overthinks his job way too much and couple that with his dogshit eyesight, it’s no wonder he has a track record of being the napoleonic war’s personal south park Kenny. If ever a cartoon were made, I could l definitely see him in the background nailing in stakes incorrectly and getting confused as to why it wasn’t as affective as the other sapper’s. He has two sisters back at home and they hate him. They’re pro-monarchy, he isn’t. He raised and took care of these awful pieces of shit. Who were independent thinking teenagers by the time their parents died of sickness. So he couldn’t really influence them even if he tried. He has largely remained non(?) un(?) courted and unmarried his entire life. Hes a huge wine mom induced by stress and if you ever asked him why he never took a wife, he’d start spontaneously crying probably. Sad drunk. Cannot show emotions unless he’s drunk.

Karl / Unnamed Officer:

Selective mutism, ambition.. Way too much ambition. He wants to take down Napoleon himself and even fully believes he’s capable of doing so. Wants to cheat his way above the ranks somehow. He hides this and refuses to reveal his intentions to virtually anyone. Trying to get as close to the general as possible. Not because he agrees with the monarchy thing, but he just wants the fame and glory that comes along with executing him. The other men have horrible tempers but him? Holy. shit. He does not usually act upon his anger but as a wise man once said, “Silence speaks louder than words.” He silently judges those he’s angry at. Could imagine him getting teased, gripping a damn teacup so hard that it shatters in his hand and causes the entire room to go quiet. His whole regiment is batshit TERRIFIED of him. He refuses to betray his life story, let alone if he has any family. Nobody knows crap about him and that furthers the fear. Karl literally popped out of nowhere and his adorable babyface and gentle voice has won him the hearts of women wishing to be his wives… Whom he rudely pushed away in disgust. Has anyone seen that one scene in pootie tang where a woman is simping after him, and so he slips her a bowl of milk like a fucking clingy cat? Yeah I feel Karl would pull something like that.

[ashes-goin-down]

I think Cartman hates jewish people and -Kyle- too much to be vulnerable like you've depicted. No matter what level of physical attraction he might feel.

Hi there, thanks for your comment. Unfortunately I wrote a whole-ass novel in response so here's the TL;DR so you don't actually have to read all that: I agree that the comic is OOC but I don't think it's because of Cartman's hatred of Kyle or Jewish people.

Sorry for misusing your message to go on a somewhat loosely related rant but I've been meaning to write this for a while and it came as a convenient excuse lmao _

I agree with you regarding the vulnerability. I don't think Cartman would voice his feelings like that unless (he could claim that) it's a farce (e.g., Jenny Simons, "Cartman Finds Love") or the other person shows interest in him first so he feels safe from rejection (Heidi, initially - not opening that whole can of worms rn lol). For example, he treated his attraction to Patty Nelson as a big secret, apparently not even considering ever confessing to her, and that's most likely because he was expecting the reaction she did end up giving him since, beneath his self-deceit, he's excruciatingly aware of the fact that he's actually not exactly highly regarded by his peers.

It's a lot of work upholding the façade he's build for himself of being this cool, esteemed person and it cracks easily even without direct outside influence (for example when Clyde Frog or Cupid Me insult him) so he really, really doesn't deal with rejection very well. Him being this vulnerable to Kyle specifically and then getting rejected would be absolutely catastrophic for him, so I agree that he wouldn't put himself in that position. However, it's my opinion that the most OOC thing about the comic is the fact that he simply acknowledges that Kyle hates him. I don't actually think he'd just accept that but would instead convince himself that it isn't true ("Kyle has internalized homophobia" or better yet "Kyle doesn't think he's worthy of someone as cool and awesome as me") and then do some crazy shit to try and win him over.

So yeah, you're right: He Would Not Fucking Say That. I don't think his hatred of Kyle and/or Jewish people is the reason he wouldn't, though, as I believe Cartman's feelings towards Kyle and Judaism are a lot more complicated than that. It's not without reason that his relationships with both are such a big part of the show and that people smarter than me have written whole essays on the topic lmao

I feel the need to clarify that I am in no way trying to excuse any of Cartman's antisemitism! I'd just like to voice a few thoughts on its origin and evolution.

Cartman is clearly weirdly obsessed with both Kyle and his religion and obviously they are linked. While I suppose initially it might have been a bit of a chicken-egg situation ("He hates Kyle because he hates Jews" vs. "He hates Jews because he hates Kyle"), I believe originally his antisemitism may have simply been a byproduct of his fascination with the third reich, which itself I think was mostly a result of his enjoyment of envisioning himself as a dictator (i.e. the ultimate authority figure) and as such was actually pretty surface-level - as is evident from the fact that for a long time he didn't seem to fully grasp what exactly Judaism even IS (as shown when he apologizes to Kyle for calling him a Jew or when he uses the term as an insult towards Stan and Kenny). Still, I very much dislike it when people try to downplay his bigotry as naivety. That really doesn't hold any water after very early on in the show, if it ever even did in the first place, since he definitely acts from a place of malice and over time his fixation on the religion seems to have developed into something bigger. He's learnt more about it and it became much more synonymous with Kyle for him (the order of which is also debatable but I of course lean a certain way). At this point in the show I believe it's safe to say that he wouldn't be nearly as obsessed with Judaism if Kyle wasn't Jewish. While Cartman is obviously a bigoted asshole in many ways, he's not nearly as preoccupied with other minority groups as he is with Jews and he has even shown himself to be surprisingly tolerant of homosexuals and disabled people (who, of course, were also heavily persecuted under Nazism).

I really do think that "Jewpacabra" did leave a lasting impact on his character. It's pretty obvious that he was being genuine at the end of of the episode and actually did intent on self-identifying as Jewish from then on (and iirc M&T confirmed as much in the commentary to that episode and explained that they just sort of… forgot about that lol) and then in "Shots" he does claim to be Jewish and while that may have been in an attempt to get a vaccination exemption, the aforementioned commentary makes me believe it may not exclusively be that.

Notably, he specifically calls himself an "Orthodox Jew", which Kyle obviously doesn't seem to be and that ties in nicely with him becoming a rabbi in PC and making the religion his entire personality - because it's not enough to become Jewish: He needs to beat Kyle at being Jewish.

Of course, Cartman never actually stops being antisemitic before the time skip but then "Cupid Ye" implies that that isn't even a fully conscious decision that he can completely control but instead at least partially caused by whatever he has going on mentally. He even actively attempts to counteract it when he decides that it has gone too far. That's my take on the episode, at least. Obviously the whole thing with Cupid Me is kind of messy. No matter what exactly is actually happening there, I do think the his actions here prove that his feelings regarding the matter are more complex than they may initially appear to be.

Though I know it's still a point of contention for many, to me personally it seems pretty clear that him being a rabbi and a family man in PC was authentic and that he wasn't simply messing with Kyle the entire time. However, I find it extremely interesting that Cartman converted BEFORE meeting Yentl so I actually don't see any way in which Kyle didn't have any part in that and as such I don't think he would have ever become a rabbi if Kyle didn't happen to be Jewish. So my personal headcanon is that while Cartman's conversion was indeed directly influenced by Kyle, he actually did end up finding fulfillment in the faith and it ironically helped him let go of his obsession with him (which I think fits the show's style of humor).

To summarize: As a shipper I may be biased but I think that Cartman is a disturbed little boy who grows up to be a disturbed little man who fails to fully understand his feelings towards Kyle and - as an extension of that - the Jewish faith and thus lashes out into extremes regarding it.

[senbbonzakura]

main 3 meeting y/n's parents for the first time

🗯️ tw : none

💭 a/n : this was requested by someone but i accidentally deleted their request, im so sorry!!😭😭

Stan :

is really stressed

feels so honoured at the same time tho

like??? u want him to meet ur parents???!!!

i guess he ascended to a higher level

tries to do some small talk but hes sooo nervous he stutters a lot and it shows that hes nervous

on the inside he just prays for them to stop talking

NOT IN A BAD WAY... HES JUST STRESSED

Kyle :

dressed really neatly smh

is also nervous but it doesnt really show

talks with your parents normally

also has sm respect for them

like deadazz

they think hes a really sweet boy and definitely invite him to come over more

Kenny :

hes not nervous at ALL

is actually rlly chill with ur parents

treats them like his friends so bonus points if ur parents are very chill

if he knows they're strict or something, he will try to act more neat tho

doesnt want ur parents to think hes a bad influence on u or smth

[abduloki]

Some say, Robby and Tory got objectified by the media into becoming Karate influencers at the end for kissing on live TV.

I see it differently.

They see two lovers on the opposing teams who are able to put aside their karate rivalry without ruining their romantic relationship. They see two individuals with a great sense of sportsmanship who can separate their professional relationship as two rival martial artists, and their personal relationship as two romantic partners.

When Robby got injured, he knew it's not worth to risk his life any further to "win". As Daniel said, it's never about winning or losing. It's about putting all you've got into that fight leaving no room for regrets because you knew you did your best, that's what a winner is. He took it with grace and maturity, no longer angry and sulking.

He's grown and matured. That's what personal growth is. Accepting things you used to not accept in the past. Some people are upset that he didn't win. He could've if he wasn't injured. Everyone knows that. He's already a winner to everyone around him. That's why he didn't see the need to push himself further more then he can take.

He sees the opportunity to continue doing what he loves while influencing younger people to like Karate as much as he does, the same way he helped Kenny. And he's able to do it together with Tory. Tory has outgrown her trauma that she's able to return to the mat and she too see the opportunity to continue doing what she loves.

People don't understand that everyone has a different definition of being a "winner". Everyone has a different definition of "success". To some, it's winning the tournament, to some it's starting a new career. That's what the show have been trying to tell us since the first season.

The only person you have to prove your worth is not the world who doesn't know you, but you, yourself. What makes you happy? What makes you proud? What do you want to do? What do you want to achieve in your life? Is there more to life than just winning the tournament?

Next, some say, Johnny is too old to have a baby. They say Johnny would die of all age when his child is still young.

Who can say how life turns out? Just because you are young, doesn't mean you can't die early due to an accident or illness. Just because you are old, doesn't mean you'll die soon.

You don't like it when society puts a limit on what age you should get married and have kids, saying its ageism. And yet, you are doing the same with Johnny, saying he's too old to have a kid.

Just because you have parents doesn't mean you'll turn out alright, just because you don't have parents doesn't mean you'll be messed up.

That's the problem with society, they always have something negative to say. All the fancy talk about 'second chances' are just fancy talk, when in reality, they don't believe in it themselves.

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that an optimist sees a challenge as an opportunity to be better, a pessimist sees a challenge as a problem to be worse.

I don't usually rant about a show but seeing such negativity just makes me wonder if they've been watching the right show and paying attention to the life lessons all this while?

[southangel]

Hello! I hope you're doing well ⭐🌟!

Can I get some drama and angst?

How would Stan, Cartman, and Kenny react to their kid getting into fights more and more often in school? They get into more and more violent fights, although they hide that pretty well (the bruises, etc.). Eventually they get caught (how long can you fight in school before they get you or someone rats you out?). The last fight was so brutal that it required both parties to get medical attention. So the school decides to call their dad to inform him about the incident and the fact that his kid will be suspended or even expelled if they don't change their behavior. 

Cartman will probably be annoyed that he has to go to his kid's school to sort this out haha. He has better things to do like for example watching TV

Thank you for your time, and keep up the good work!

(I'm sorry if I'm bothering you with the platonic requests :'o)

Stan, Kenny, Cartman Their Kid in Fights

Warnings: mentions of violence, slight gore

Notes: Oh my God I’m genuinely so sorry this took so long. I have so many things I need to finish and i’ve just been procrastinating my requests and it’s a really bad habit. I swear i’ll try being more active, also I promise i’m not annoyed with the platonic requests.

Stan Marsh

I feel that Stan would be surprised, but at the same time kind of expecting it?

Stan has warned you ever since you started getting into fights, trying to influence you to stop before this became a habit.

He would really prefer if you didn’t get into fights so often, especially since he just doesn’t want you to get hurt.

Stan tries to get you to stop, but it’s as if something else is influencing you to keep fighting.

You aren’t this violent anywhere else, he’s genuinely concerned about it.

His concern only grows even more once you start coming home with bruises and scabs, the calls from the nurse don’t make it any better.

Having Stan come to your school, pulling him out of work, isn’t ideal for him at all.

Not happy with everything he’s told, who would be?

Stan most likely scolds you badly, going as far to risk getting suspended or expelled was the last thing he expected from you.

He’ll probably ground you for a long time, but will end up feeling bad and talking to you about it later.

Kenny Mccormick

Kenny isn’t happy to hear about your school habits.

Kenny had a feeling this would happen from the beginning, but thought you would grow out of using violence so strongly.

He didn’t intend to raise you like this. Is it that hard to just stay out of trouble, even for just a single day?

He’s surprised you haven’t gotten suspended yet, detention is the worst you’ve gotten.

His disappointment shows more once he notices your bruises in the most random areas, was it necessary to go that far?

You know that Kenny cares about you, he’s trying to be the best dad he can and get you to take your anger out on other ways.

Definitely the most upset, not angry out of the three.

Kenny is just overall disappointed, he mostly just cares about your safety more than anything else.

Seeing you walk around in bandages that practically show more than your own skin does not make anything better.

Will ground you for this, but he wants you to understand that it’s for your own good and mainly brought this upon yourself.

Eric Cartman

Cartman doesn’t really care much about what happens in your school life.

Get into fights as much as you want, he’s done it before.

Cartman underestimated how many fights you get into though, and how far you really take them.

As long as you or the school aren’t bugging him about it, he doesn’t care. The school is always calling..

You definitely take after him, so it doesn’t surprise Cartman that you often come home bruised up or stuck in huge drama.

Once Cartman gets informed about this big fight you had, it’s obvious that he’ll be pissed off.

What does it have to do with him? Just because you’re his kid, doesn’t mean this fight has anything to do with him.

Then again, the other family just seems so aggravating. You’re still his kid, he’s not going to let you take the fall like that.

Cartman ends up getting the other family to get the harsher punishment, you really don’t know how he does it..

He does feel a little bad seeing you medical care for most of your injuries, so he buys you things that you might like and just leaves it in your room.

Cartman doesn’t do much at home discipline, but probably yells at you for causing this whole conflict in the first place.

[hunnysnoops]

I dunno if you still do HCs but if you do could you maybe do fame headcannons?? pretty please

˗ˋ𝕄𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝔽𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝔽𝕒𝕞𝕖 ℍℂ𝕤ˊ˗

Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman

“I know you wanted me to stay but I can’t ignore the crazy visions of me in La.”

STAN

So insanely awkward in pictures

Sees a camera and freezes like this 🧍‍♂️

Short answers in interviews (yes, no, I guess)

Famous for Crimson Dawn obvi

Writes songs about his exes

I think he would be polite to fans and paparazzi generally

Goes back to South Park to talk at the school

I don’t think he would be very flashy with his money

Wears the same clothes from high school

I can imagine him wearing the same dirty ass decrepit converse that are falling apart and they become a joke in his fan base

Read his snark subreddit once and defended himself under a secret account

Doesn’t respond to rumours or scandal

Talks about a guy from high school but he’s really just talking about Kyle

KYLE

Despises the paparazzi

Toby Maguire vibes

Definitely yells at them and has threatened to break a camera more than once

Has actually broken a camera

Doesn’t like being asked for pictures when he’s eating, will not hesitate to say no when he’s not in the mood

Really good at handling rumours and scandal

I can see an early retirement for him

Probably got famous as an actor

He just wants to grocery shop like a normal person

Went on Hot Ones and almost died, bro was on the floor coughing and clutching his throat

Keeps his family out of the limelight at all costs

Speaks out against other celebrities with ideologies he disagrees with

Writes letters for his SO whenever he has to go away

Generally avoids dating to keep them out of tabloids

Pretty polarizing in general

Kenny

Super polite to service workers

Loves taking pictures with fans but hates the paparazzi

Films the paparazzi back and chases them

Either famous from Crimson Dawn or his science career

Super active on social media

Comments on posts like he isn’t famous

So many videos of him just casually chilling in the crowd at concerts and skateboarding around the city

Also takes the subway

“Who wants to watch me do a back flip?” Lands it 50/50

Genuinely interested in his fans- asks them questions about themselves in return

Spams his instagram story 24/7

Films himself trying new foods

Definitely watches edits of himself on a secret account

Occasionally will follow a random fan account just to make their day

Trolls the paparazzi by wearing the same outfit multiple days in a row

Cartman

Probably got famous as an influencer and social climbed

He has been on every podcast you can think of

Will not stop tweeting- every single thought he has goes online

Got arrested in a foreign country

Has been blacklisted almost everywhere in LA

Calls the paparazzi on Kyle

Films everything super obnoxiously-shoves his phone in others faces “Guys, check this out.”

Twitch streams

Has had multiple social media accounts banned/suspended

Ran one of those alpha male scam courses

EXTREMELY CONTROVERSIAL

Name drops everyone

Knows everyone’s secrets and casually drops them on his podcast

Sells super low quality merch

Weirdly has a cult of middle school boys who defend his every action

[midnightemy35]

Walkis Six Headcannons

Warnings! : Slight Mashle Manga spoilers!! (Most of these are after innocent zero had been defeated)

Mostly fluff and crack (some slight angst)

Charles is definitely the mom friend in the friend group. He admires his mother so greatly he has definitely been influenced by her behaviour and started to ‘mother’ his friends. (Especially since some of them have parental issues)

Post-Innocent Zero, Domina began to open up more to the others in the group. Domina began to talk a lot more about his interests and started to become more active when interacting with others in general

Galuf’s laughter is extremely contagious. When Kenny tells his puns, Galuf always laughs (canon) and everyone around just start laughing as well

Malcom has a small bee farm at home that he takes care of. Every once in a while he gifts a jar of honey to everyone.

After Lovie started to recover, he was insistent on enrolling into Walkis Academy and meet Lévis’ friends but Lévis was insistent that he does not

One day, while touring around the school, Lovie met Galuf who mistook him for Lévis and Lovie managed to convince Galuf to let him meet the rest of the friend group

Lévis was kinda upset because he wanted Lovie to study somewhere safer but Lovie really wanted to study together with Lévis

Kenny has the coldest fucking hands and he will be a little shit and put his hands on anyone at the most unexpected moments

Malcom jumps like six feet in the air when Kenny does this to him and it is so funny to watch this large man suddenly shoot up into the air

Charles always carries around eyedrops for Galuf’s dry eyes

Whenever Charles is on call with his mom, they either do that thing where they make a shit ton of questionable sounds in the background or they all crowd around to say hi to Charles’ mom

Charles has brought his friends home to meet his mom once and now they are all her unofficial adopted children. Everyone finally understands why Charles is so obsessed with her

^ Domina loves the apple pie she makes

Domina visits Innocent Zero occasionally and he often talks about the stuff that the gang gets up to during these visits. Innocent Zero may seem like he doesn’t really care but he’s a little happy that Domina has friends to keep him company

Kenny always has a lollipop in his mouth and it is getting concerning how many lollipops he consumes everyday

Each time they go out as a group, Charles is getting closer and closer to buying those backpack leashes for everyone in the group

If Domina isn’t wandering off because something caught his eye, Lévis and Galuf have accidentally started a fight. Kenny is on his fifth lollipop and Charles has to stop him from eating another out of concern for his blood sugar and Malcom is talking to the little ants on the sidewalk

Though as consolation, Charles gets a #2 mom mug from the group on mother’s day (#1 mom is obviously Charles’ own mom)

Someone help Charles before all his hair turns white before he turns 30 from dealing with all these dumbasses

Everyone in the group thought Lovie was an angel the first time they met him. They do not believe that Lévis is related to him even though they look exactly the same

I made a part two!

[riddle-rosethorns]

I can't believe I missed the fact that your requests are open! I've failed you, Mr. President... ;_;

Request time: could I get some headcanons for what kinds of music the housewardens listen to?

The Housewardens' Music Taste

Summary: Having your own private dorm room at NRC means having the freedom to blast whatever you want through your speakers. But just what exactly are our dorm leaders listening to when nobody else is around?

Characters: All Housewardens Pairings: None CWs: Swearing, she/they pronouns for Idia.

A/N: I'm sorry this took *checks calendar* almost ten months for me to answer, I promise it hasn't been for lack of interest! Sometimes writing is hard and my brain is mean. Thank you for your patience! These takes are admittedly heavily biased by my own music taste and knowledge, so feel free to let me know if you think I missed any artists!

Riddle Rosehearts

You can't convince me his mom wasn't constantly playing classical music for him when he was growing up. I honestly think he still defaults to classical music, especially to improve his focus while reading or studying.

I also think Cater has definitely exposed him to a lot more modern music and, though he is undoubtedly very picky, there's even some of it he likes.

Artists that come to mind for Riddle include Vivaldi, Tchaikovsky, Red Velvet, and Mitski.

Leona Kingscholar

For the most part, I'd imagine Leona mostly listens to pretty chill music that's easy to nap to, like R&B or soft rock.

That's not to say he doesn't actively enjoy listening to music though. If he's in the mood to jam, I could see him turning on some hip-hop or even some angry punk music.

Artists that come to mind for Leona include Lil Nas X, Gorillaz, Gym Class Heroes, and The Weeknd.

Azul Ashengrotto

Lounge music feels like the easy answer here. Lots of smooth jazz and easy listening.

However, I also can't resist suggesting that Azul might have a secret fondness for electro-swing that he keeps secret due to the genre's reputation for being considered "cringe".

Artists that come to mind for Azul include Frank Sinatra, Kenny G, Michael Bublé, and Caravan Palace.

Kalim Al-Asim

Kalim strikes me as one of those guys that would say that he likes every genre of music, only he would actually mean every genre- rap and country included.

That being said, his preference definitely skews heavily in the direction of songs that he can dance to. Bonus points if the composition and instrumentation have a clear Scalding Sands influence.

Artists that come to mind for Kalim include Cascada, Saint Levant, Shakira, and Christina Aguilera.

Vil Schoenheit

For Vil, my brain immediately jumps to all the gayest, poppiest, cunt-serviest stuff I can think of. Imagine every song you and your friends might put on a playlist for pride with some sad girl music sprinkled in for flavor.

Being in Film Studies Club, I'd also imagine he spends a decent amount of time listening to and analyzing movie soundtracks, though whether this counts as part of his "music taste" is up for debate.

Artists that come to mind for Vil include Lady Gaga, Todrick Hall, Britney Spears, and MARINA.

Idia Shroud

This bitch's playlists are absolutely filled with Vocaloid songs, nightcore remixes, anime openings, and video game soundtracks. She is an absolute fucking nerd and I know her music taste reflects this. Let's not forget she is canonically an idol stan.

As for "normal" music, I think they probably listen to about what you'd expect- weird emo shit.

Artists that come to mind for Idia include My Chemical Romance, Utsu-P, Yasuharu Takanashi, and Will Wood.

Malleus Draconia

I genuinely don't even know where to start with Malleus. I feel like this guy listens to Gregorian chants and spooky Halloween sound effect compilations.

In all seriousness, I feel like Malleus would greatly enjoy pieces involving stringed instruments, seeing as he has a talent for playing them. The rest of his music taste probably stems from whatever Lilia and the others have exposed him to, and so is likely very strange.

Artists that come to mind for Malleus include The Correspondents, Burn the Ballroom, Scissor Sisters, and Lindsey Stirling.

[friendscfmine]

//bad timeline post-covid butters obviously has a stupid amount of wealth that he likes to flaunt ostentatiously. prior to his arrest, he lives alone (when he doesn't have kenny or other babes over, and not counting his staff) in a 6-bedroom "house" (using the definition "house" loosely as it severely understates this whole... thing) that looks like this

that bridge leads from the main house to a guest suite over the 3-car garage. the... um... h...house... has two other garages (bc why wouldn't it?) and a sizeable pool and garden area in the rear of the property

he definitely lives very much like your typical nft influencer dudebro piece of shit, and i love him terribly for that

[neptune-archive]

tweek, butters & kenny with a stereotypical 'mean girl' older sister!

notes 💎 this fic was heavily inspired by @/pineappleciders older sibling piece! so credits to him ^_^ anyways this is heavily based on the 2000's vibes of mean girls, apologies if it isn't accurate!

TWEEK T.

constantly worries for you

has told you a lot of times that too much makeup will stop your skin from breathing or that the chemicals will eat away at your hair which you swat him away when he does that.

has gone so far as to hide your makeup products around the house for 'your own good'.

ALSO says that the underwear gnomes will steal your underwear too.

you have lost count of the times you have cussed him out due to his weird imagination ( he says it's real ) but you always feel bad after.

you help him do his hair sometimes and he LOVES it.

he loves it when you baby him too.

he expresses his love through gifts: coffee, lego models, cards, etc.

you both take turns in giving each other dating advice.

he often comes to you after fighting with craig and you try your best to comfort him.

is often in denial of how much he enjoys your company.

you share his love of coffee too but not to his extent.

KENNY M.

both of you obviously have the good genes in the family.

he judges your taste in men while you judge his taste in women.

constantly makes fun of your boyfriends behind your back and whistles at your friends.

they don't take him seriously though.

to be honest I can see kenny stealing your clothes for his princess kenny cosplay.

the amount of times you have caught him using your makeup and making a fool out of himself are very embarrassing.

boasts about you a lot to his friends.

he annoys you for fun when he's bored because he gets a kick out of your pissy mood.

definitely sends you those tiktok siblings trends and begs you to do it with him:

'wanna try it out 🥺'

'stfu'

sees you more than a friend he can rely on than a sibling but still loves you a lot nonetheless.

also comforts you through your thousand breakups.

it's a daily routine for him at this point.

BUTTERS S.

you make him cry A LOT.

it's either you gaslight him into thinking everything is a hallucination of his or you fight with him for fun ( he always gets hurt )

your friends LOVE him.

they think he's adorable.

you pick him up from school in your pink car.

people laugh at him for it but he thinks it's so cool.

your interests = his interests

he just wants to be like you!

that's where his love for hello kitty came in.

always asks for your help about games. and he loves showing off his achievements to you even if it's a small one.

"how do I log in?? i don't have an email."

"look [name]! I just won against GayHomo_87!"

you dislike it when other people bully him, because only you can can do that.

you teach him how to be a better man and how not to be like his friends since he can get heavily influenced.

he likes it when you put makeup on him

he loves sibling bonding time in general!!

[asteria7fics]

I keep thinking of Stan having braces in his early teens.

I think Stan would maybe have a very awkward phase in his early teens with braces, voice cracking and maybe a growth spurt that makes his limbs feel too long for his own body.

And then in his late teens, he's grown into a total hunk of a man

You know something funny? I was just thinking the other day about which kids would have braces!

Imo I think Wendy and Craig would definitely have them. Cartman mentions Craig having "fucked up teeth" in The List, and Wendy mentions herself that her bottom teeth are crooked in The Hobbit.

Tweek is also mentioned in Tweek vs Craig to maybe have crooked teeth? Though he claims that isn't correct when the boys lie saying Craig claimed as much, so you can go either way with it, I think. Though with that meth addiction his teeth are probably pretty messed up, but not in a way that braces could fix. Sorry, king.

I also personally headcanon Kenny as having crooked teeth, though I don't think I have any canon basis to back that up. I just think it would be cute! Oh man, what about a snaggle tooth?? That would help explain why the Japanese think he's so gosh darn adorable.

Personally as an aggressive Style shipper I like to imagine Stan complaining about kissing Wendy when she has braces and how uncomfortable it is for him, and that this at least partially influenced Kyle not to get braces to correct the small gap in his front teeth.

Stan being an über dorky teen is iconic though, and frankly I think all the kids have a super awkward phase from like 13-16. It's an important rite of passage!

[lowlywriter]

Helloooo again (´∀｀)!!

I accidentally missed the last update for Lost in Paradise, last week since I was busy with school, and only remembered to check today and gah—!

Firstly, I have to say I love love love the domesticity of this latest chapter; it’s a breath of fresh air from the tension and uncertainty of the last chapters. Not to say the tension was bad or anything, but augh, it’s good to see them all settling in as a big family and falling into a routine.

I also would like to mention that I really like how you portray Yaga! It feels whenever he gets brought up in other fanfics, there’s an air of resentment pointed towards him, but I feel yours gives some humanity and fatherly-ness that he has. Like yeah, he didn’t protect the trio as good as he could have, but unlike Gojo when Gojo became a teacher, he didn’t have the influence or power to butt heads with the world of jujutsu. Needless to say, it was pleasant seeing him show up again and the school environment—oh, I still remember the days of Gojo and Yuji riding the Rainbow Dragon in the school courtyard (*´-`)

Gonna cut myself off before I ramble for too long, but ahh!! Kenjaku mentionnnn… I feel you are cooking up something in the kitchen and I’m almost too scared to peek in. Are we going to enter the final arc of this fanfic with Kenjaku?

Anyway, hope you have a great day whenever you read this :D your fanfic always cheers me up, and I have a definite newfound appreciation for the weekly updates—I just finished a 12k word chapter and my brain’s gonna be cooked for a while. Can’t wait for the next chapter!!! ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Hello again!

Sorry for the late response, I've been super busy and haven't had the time (or mental willpower) to reply or so much as touch my computer the past couple days! I'm finally getting some days :)

I honestly love writing the domestic stuff (especially with SatoSugu being in love and their kids!) It felt like we all needed some normal family fluff, and I'm also slowly working on tying up some loose ends as I go. I just know I'm going to have so much fun with the sequel/ oneshot collection fic that I've got planned out for when the fic's finished. I've also been halfheartedly working on a no curses SatoSugu + kids fic AU, but I'm not sure when that'll see the light of day :D

I love Yaga as a character! I agree that he could've done better for the trio when they were in school, but I also don't think the blame falls on him alone. It feels like everyone (the students included) held him on a pedestal when he was just a normal sorcerer like everyone else, maybe even below most sorcerers at that. I love the fics where he's like a pseudo father to Satoru, so it felt like it would fit here. He's definitely got that hardass yet secretly a softie fatherly vibe to him, which makes him fun to work with (like Itadori Wasuke).

I do indeed have something cooking >:D Kenny boy is definitely one of the last arcs of the fic that I need to clear up, and I'm very excited to get it written and posted!

Thanks again for your lovely asks! I always look forward to seeing if one ends up in the inbox after I've posted a chapter! I'm glad you're still enjoying the fic!! I'll definitely check out your new update when I've got a second! <3