#butters stoch x reader

[neptune-archive]

tweek, butters & kenny with a stereotypical 'mean girl' older sister!

notes 💎 this fic was heavily inspired by @/pineappleciders older sibling piece! so credits to him ^_^ anyways this is heavily based on the 2000's vibes of mean girls, apologies if it isn't accurate!

TWEEK T.

constantly worries for you

has told you a lot of times that too much makeup will stop your skin from breathing or that the chemicals will eat away at your hair which you swat him away when he does that.

has gone so far as to hide your makeup products around the house for 'your own good'.

ALSO says that the underwear gnomes will steal your underwear too.

you have lost count of the times you have cussed him out due to his weird imagination ( he says it's real ) but you always feel bad after.

you help him do his hair sometimes and he LOVES it.

he loves it when you baby him too.

he expresses his love through gifts: coffee, lego models, cards, etc.

you both take turns in giving each other dating advice.

he often comes to you after fighting with craig and you try your best to comfort him.

is often in denial of how much he enjoys your company.

you share his love of coffee too but not to his extent.

KENNY M.

both of you obviously have the good genes in the family.

he judges your taste in men while you judge his taste in women.

constantly makes fun of your boyfriends behind your back and whistles at your friends.

they don't take him seriously though.

to be honest I can see kenny stealing your clothes for his princess kenny cosplay.

the amount of times you have caught him using your makeup and making a fool out of himself are very embarrassing.

boasts about you a lot to his friends.

he annoys you for fun when he's bored because he gets a kick out of your pissy mood.

definitely sends you those tiktok siblings trends and begs you to do it with him:

'wanna try it out 🥺'

'stfu'

sees you more than a friend he can rely on than a sibling but still loves you a lot nonetheless.

also comforts you through your thousand breakups.

it's a daily routine for him at this point.

BUTTERS S.

you make him cry A LOT.

it's either you gaslight him into thinking everything is a hallucination of his or you fight with him for fun ( he always gets hurt )

your friends LOVE him.

they think he's adorable.

you pick him up from school in your pink car.

people laugh at him for it but he thinks it's so cool.

your interests = his interests

he just wants to be like you!

that's where his love for hello kitty came in.

always asks for your help about games. and he loves showing off his achievements to you even if it's a small one.

"how do I log in?? i don't have an email."

"look [name]! I just won against GayHomo_87!"

you dislike it when other people bully him, because only you can can do that.

you teach him how to be a better man and how not to be like his friends since he can get heavily influenced.

he likes it when you put makeup on him

he loves sibling bonding time in general!!

[kwnnys]

Golden retriever butters w/ black cat gf :0 she’s like and intimidating and tough and always looks bored/annoyed but she’s super sweet w/ butters and v protective of him <33

— butters w a black cat!gf !

hcs : fem reader a/n : I will never not love this troupe omg. I had tons of fun writing this!! pls enjoy 🙏🙏

when butters first met you he was EXTREMELY intimidated, you always looked so... pissed off. but there was just something about you that made him want to learn more about you.

so he started approaching and talking to you while you were sitting alone at lunch. even when you looked uninterested in talking he kept going at it until you eventually started making a few comments and remarks here and there.

after more time passed you started to warm up to him and had actual conversations with the blond.

you both then started to hang out more and more and eventually started dating.

everyone was so shocked when they found out you guys were dating 💀 like... you guys are literal polar opposites

but despite being so different you guys get along so well! you absolutely adore everything butters does, and you're always there to help him with anything <3

you're by his side 24/7, and he loves your company. hes never felt so loved and cared for. not to mention he finally has someone he can really trust with his secrets and problems :D

you always protect him from cartmans little schemes and plans to manipulate the poor boy, telling him to fuck off and glaring at him whenever he even approaches you two.

when you guys are alone you spoil the SHIT out of him! giving him lots of kisses, cuddles, and words of affirmation till he literally cries <3

that "he asked for no pickles." meme is literally you guys.

also, his parents love you! although they were a bit suspicious of you at first, you managed to charm them and get them to allow your guy's relationship!

he gets grounded less often now too since you're always there to stop him from getting into trouble, but his parents would still find a way to ground him for the dumbest reasons.

you'll sometimes sneak in through the window to spend time with the silly guy!

hes honestly the perfect bf tbh 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

only 'bad' thing about him is that he calls you the most atrocious and embarrassing pet names in public in an attempt to be sweet and romantic, and you're just like 💀💀..

"hey sweet cheeks! would you mind passing me the salt?"

"...sure thing darling."

he prolly got the petnames from stans gang or the internet 😭 you get super embarrassed but never have the heart to tell him to stop.

but anyways, despite your guys big differences you both love each other so so much and are always there for each other <3