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𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 - 𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝟒
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authors note: i was feeling really down about myself so i made these (so i did project on the first one lol), let me know if these cheered you up!
⭑ small chest - kyle broflovski
He honestly doesn’t understand why you are insecure about your chest. He just doesn’t get it bc he’s always thought your chest was cute. He always encourages you to wear low cut tops, body hugging dresses, or whatever it is you are insecure about wearing bc of your chest. Loves seeing the shy look on your face when he tells you that you look pretty when you wear something that reveals your chest a little more. Kyle reminds you all the time how much he loves your body and so should you.
⭑ hip dips - stan marsh
He is so obsessed with your hips. Loves just staring at you when you wear something tight fitting, he just can’t take his eyes off you. He panicked when you told him that his staring made it seem like he was judging you. He literally felt a pain in his chest when you thought he was judging you. Reassures you all the time that he loves your hips by hugging you from behind and rubbing his calloused hands over them.
⭑ scars/stretch marks - kenny mccormick
He also has lots of scars and even a couple stretches marks and he doesn’t see anything wrong with them. He loves tracing and caressing the stretch marks you have (especially if you have some on your chest), and giving all the cuts and scrapes you have kisses. Kenny isn’t a man of many words so he likes physically showing how much he loves all aspects of you.
⭑ being chubby - eric cartman
I know, i know this one sounds cliche BUT hear me out. He’s never viewed your weight as a bad thing if anything he prefers you to be chubby. he likes having someone he can be a foodie with. like most things, he would never admit how much he loves your plush figure but he will physically tell you by laying his head down on your thighs and kneading the softness of your tummy and thighs when you cuddle.
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ꪒꪒ synopsis. cuddling w the main four — how they cuddle !
disclaimers. pure fluff, brief mention reader being referred to as “doll”,
notes. motivation is backk : ]
eric cartman.
really comfy cuddler !
hes pretty warm, and when cuddling he clings onto you like a stuffed animal, though his grip on you is pretty light, enough to move around and or leave.
whenever you ask he pretends like he hates it, and its suchhh a big inconvenience to him, but he really likes laying with you, gives him a sense of comfort that you’ll never leave him.
eventually he gets used to the occasional cuddles, ends up actually admitting he likes it, if anything he expects it now.
everytime you sleep over or vice versa you will almost always wake up in his arms, whether you were sleeping on the other side of the bed, or fell asleep on the couch.
actually mutters out “love you”s beside you when cuddling, he becomes a lot more mushy, in his words when he cuddles.
after a short cudding nap, he kicks you out of his bed.
kyle broflovski.
lovesloves cuddling with you, hes the first one who initiated it, and he made sure everything was perfect.
hes usually pretty cold, so he relies on blankets or your warmth to keep himself warm.
lets you play with his hair while you fall asleep, it also helps him fall asleep, the feeling of your hands running through his hair just makes him feel comforted.
holds your hands the entire time, hes very physical during cuddles, his thumb is rubbing against your knuckles, hes pressing kisses against your neck, all of the above.
super lovey dovey when it comes to you, hes just happy to lay with you and feel your body against his own.
after those naps he usually just lays and stares at you for a bit with an adoring smile, before stopping because he felt like a weirdo for that.
nowadays, if hes in public with you and wants to cuddle, he just keeps you with an arm around and leans his head against you. If anything hes either romantic or a bit nonchalant about it.
kenny mccormick.
he wears a parka a majority of the time, so expect to be met with a warm embrace everytime you two cuddle, as well as the smell of weed and cologne mixed.
teases you the first time because to him he just loves to hold you im his arms while your flushed.
“You must’ve been dreaming of this moment, huh? Can’t blame ya.”
but truthfully, hes the one who’s been dreaming of this moment, and besides all the teasing, hes really gentle whilst cuddling you, loves just to lay there in silence with you.
carries you into the bed when you cuddle, and carries you out of the bed, he might be lean but he’s grown to be a bit buff.
says your his doll, especially says that when he carries you.
gives the best hugs and cuddles. :)
stan marsh.
most definitely has a playlist of songs while you cuddle, just thinks it makes the thing 10x better in his opinion. you two share the playlist so you both just add whatever music you think would be good.
its not intentional cuddling either, you two are usually on your phones a majority of the time, and then fall asleep.
but that does not mean hes not paying attention, he feels your presence is enough, but if you wanna talk or just nap he’s totally fine with that !
he likes to be held, gives him a big sense of comfort, especially since its you, but also doesn’t mind holding you. Hes kind of a nonchalant guy, so as long as its comfortable for both parties, he doesn’t care.
has a big bedd
tons of blankets too, not sure why—he doesn’t even use all of them, but he hides them in his closet when you come over so he can have an excuse for you to lay in his blanket with him.
a bad habit of his though is hogging the blanket, you could be sleeping and suddenly feel the blanket being snatched, he also drools, but thats not as often.
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Honest south park dating headcanons🔥💯
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Masterlist!
♡Im writing so much bc i literally have nothing else to do so enjoy 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯
♡Anyways honest headcanons about how i think the main 4 would act in a relationship with you (all aged up) mostly gender neutral but there is like mentions of boobies :)
TW Mentions of s*x, dr*gs and v*mit
Stan
•Honestly you wouldnt have to put much effort in to get with him
•Mother fuckers desprate for love
•Hes actually a bit of a wreck once you date him
•Crying because he is scared you'll leave him
•You are defo a rebound
•To be fair he'd start to fall for you though
•And because of that he'd throw up all over you
•He'd break up with you if wendy said she missed him
•In his eyes theres always someone better
•And im sorry but he moves on fast
•If wendy breaks up with him again though
•Expect a drunk call at 3 am saying how much he misses you and how he fucked up and if you can get back together
•Its your choice if you get back with him though lmao
Kyle
•He is extremely awkward
•Kyle has high ass standards so when he sees someone that meets those standards he'll fall hard
•This man cannot talk to people he likes
•If he doesnt like you he is the rizziest rizzler ever
•And 0 rizz if he does lmao
•He'd start SWEATING
•He would be stumpted for words
•Then when you leave he'd blame someone else for 'fucking up his chance'
•If however you did start dating him (god knows how)
•He'll probably dump you over the smallest thing
•If you vape or smoke though its a big no no
•And like you would argue over the smallest thing
•He'd rant and rant and rant and rant about something cartman did that day
•Probably would put work or school before you
•He forgets your his s/o sometimes
•He'll treat you like a therapist
•However he is really fucking good in bed 😩😏
Cartman
•This man would always be looking out for no. 1
•Genuinely would not give a fuck about you until you show any value to him
•Kyle has a s/o? DAMN GUESS WHO ALSO HAS ONE NOW
•Always trying to prove he is better than everyone else (especially kyle)
•He listens to alpha male podcasts
•Andrew tate supporter
•To be honest despite him also being plus sized
•He wont date someone who is also plus sized
•Its because andrew tate said he can do better
•He is delusional and doesnt believe you when you say he is fat
•Its apparently just baby fat
•He would let you in on his schemes and let you tag along but would also throw you under the bus and say it was all your idea if he gets caught
•Manipulative as fuck
•Would get pissy if you said no to anything he asks you
•He'd leave you because "He can do better"
Kenny
•He fucking stinks
•Its either he'll stink of zaza or just plain stinkyness
•He like never showers even when he had the opportunity to
•He'll have a huge crush on you and you'll find out through other kids
•Cartman probably spread it around
•He'll always be staring at your boobs or ass
•Says word like "GYATT DAMN" "WHAT THE SIGMA"
•He doesnt have tiktok only youtube shorts
•Has a shitty cracked iphone 6 in rose gold with no case
•He'll be very loyal like he would never get with someone else
•However always staring at someone elses boobs or ass if not yours
•Will compare you to 'attractive celebrities'
•Hes done many many dr*gs
•Him and his mates probably made a list of all the hottest people in the school (god knows where you are on it)
•He has no rizz at all because hes extremely shy
•Probably only got with you bc of how big your gyatt was
•Hes always really h*rny
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South Park - Main 4 When You Fall Asleep Around Them
First post!! aa I'm nervous >-<
Kyle
You were studying together
Well, you were supposed to be studying together
Kyle was engrossed in a math problem. His eyes darted back and forth from the calculator to the paper; to him, nothing else existed in that moment
"Okay, what did you get for number..."
The words died in his throat when he noticed that you were asleep
He just kinda stared for a minute, blinking
You were hunched over, head resting atop your hands on the table
For a second he considered waking you up, but you looked too peaceful
He watched as your back slowly rose and fell with each breath, and found that it brought him peace too
A small smile graced his lips as he chose to get back to work
He tried to be as quiet as possible while he worked, cursing the clicky buttons on his calculator
He frequently stole glances at you as he went
He was finally compelled to wake you up when a drop of drool threatened to fall onto your homework under you
He had a good laugh at your startled reaction
dw, he made up for it by helping you finish your homework :)
Kenny
You were both laying on the floor, staring at the ceiling and taking turns ranting about whatever came to mind
Kenny had finished just finished his turn ranting
The longer the silence continued, the more concerned he got
He glanced over at you, surprised to find you asleep
“Geez, was I really that boring?”
He had said it loud enough that he hoped you would wake up, but you continued to snooze
He watched you for a minute, hoping for any sign that you were going to wake up
He wanted to keep talking with you!!
But he also didn’t want to disturb your sleep
So he went back to staring at the ceiling, lamenting the loss of company (conscious company, that is)
Eventually he started ranting again, but quietly
Just to fill the silence
When you woke up, you assumed you had only been out for a few minutes, since Kenny was still talking
You sputtered when you noticed it had been over an hour
The noise caught Kenny’s attention
“You’re awake! :D Sleep well?”
Stan
You were on the bus, sitting in the window seat with Stan next to you
You hadn’t said anything since getting on, so Stan tried to strike up some conversation
“Did you see that bug Cartman found in the cafeteria today? It was huge!”
He grinned at you as he said it, but his smile faltered as you remained turned away
He leaned forward a little, trying to see your face
He froze when he saw that you were asleep
Bro lowkey panicked: weren’t you uncomfortable with your head against the window? What if he accidentally woke you up?
Well, he had a solution to one of those concerns
He pulled out a spare beanie from his backpack and carefully placed it between your head and the window
He was still super nervous though
He kept his eyes locked on you, waiting for the slightest sign that you were about to wake up and praying that you’d just stay asleep
Cartman and Kyle tried to tease him, but he shushed them aggressively
When your stop finally came, he just about threw up as he gently shook your arm
He really wanted to let you sleep, but also knew that you wouldn’t want to miss your stop
He could hardly speak from being so nauseous, so when you finally roused he just pointed to the front of the bus
Thankfully he did not end up throwing up
Cartman
You were over at Cartman’s, watching a movie
“This movie sucks.”
He awaited your response: he was used to you either agreeing with his commentary or starting an argument over it
But when nothing came, he elbowed you
Well, he tried, but you had slumped over against the arm of the couch, so you were out of reach
He saw an opportunity and took it
Took a kajillion pictures and videos, most of him poking you or making you do stupid poses/faces, but some just of you being peaceful
All for “blackmail material,” of course
Totally not because you looked sweet when you slept
Eventually he got bored of messing with you
He could have gone back to watching the movie, but he needed someone to make fun of it with him
So he kicked you 💀
You woke up with a start, shooting a glare at a cackling Cartman as you rubbed your shin where he kicked you
Your glare then shifted to the TV
“This movie sucks.”
“That’s what I said!”
Thank you for reading!!
(divider by saradika)
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hiii, could you do headcanons of being in the main 4s friend group? if that makes sense😭😭
notes ; OFC tysm for requesting btw 💗 i used a bit more of gender neutral prns for this since i didnt know what you wanted the reader to be referred to as </3 also sorry if this was short i barely had time bc of my phone limit :((
⠀▸ okay you already know its gonna be chaotic
⠀▸ because there's five of you now, its way more arguments and messy shit going around 😭
⠀▸ kenny obviously being the most chill sith you, while cartman mow has someone else to also pick on
⠀▸ A LOT of adventures and chaotic games, you either stick with kyle because he's the smartest and a bit less messy than the rest during games
⠀▸ kenny mostly talks to you about home stuff, stan is a bit awkward with you but trusts you eith some stuff that goes on eith the group. cartman yaps about his life and how kyle is annoying and wanting some thing that liane wont get him, and kyle just kinda tells you about some things he knows around south park
⠀▸ yall play mario kart, minecraft, among us and sometimes roblox( you mostly play roblox with stan )
" CARTMAN GIVE ME MY PICKAXE BACK "
" NUH UH ITS MINE NOW "
" GUYS PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO DIE. "
⠀▸ you guys have a groupchat on discord which cartman is the owner of ( also gives all of you stupid nicknames )
⠀▸ i kind of think of you guys as like, the group chat / isaacwhy, big T, yumi, softwilly, packgod, and larrycroft ( a group channel on youtube )
⠀▸ being in their friend group is like, really goofy
" whatever happens in this chat, STAYS. in this chat "
" our texts arent even that bad! "
" cartman. you're the one that's gonna be canceled first out of this whole gc "
⠀▸ cartman and kenny invite you to hang out over at cartmans for some board games and maybe a sleepover
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what each of the boys major/minor in
note i have my own version of post covid. it’s an AU and I recognize that. What I’m doing is an AU. so. keep that in mind.
Cartman
Cartman majors in business
i mean-look at how he was in Dikinbaus. He would be really good at business. He’s really good at bribing people to buy his shit
He’s also smarter than people give him credit for. He just has no motivation.
He minors in food science.
I like to headcanon that once Liane realized she was spoiling Cartman she kinda locked in (like she did in HumanCentiPad) and teaches him how to cook.
He actually comes to enjoy it and he seemed to have some knowledge of food science beforehand so
Stan
Animal science major. You can’t convince me otherwise.
He becomes a veterinarian in the future. He works with pets, though he got a job at a zoo at some point (he hates putting animals down)
Hes really gentle with animals. He’s one of those people that thinks dogs are better than people/hj
He minors in biochemistry
I already know some of you are thinking ‘Oh WhY nOt MuSiC?’ but like…realistically I don’t think science and music would really clash together when it comes to jobs
I think he recognizes that. So he does Crimson Dawn on the side when he’s free.
Kyle
This was the toughest ngl
He majors in Psychology
I like to headcanon he becomes a therapist. He likes helping people. Hes compassionate. And no, I don’t wanna hear the ‘Oh He DoeSnT UndErStAnD dEprEsSiOn How CaN hE dO pSycH’ like he was nine at the time
I think he would be the type of person to do research on the side about mental diseases because he wants to learn
And hear me out on this. He originally wanted to major in law. I feel like his dad would be big on ‘having his oldest son carry the family name on’ but Kyle ends up not enjoying it so he drops out
He double minors in political science and philosophy
He seems very high on his morals, so I think he would find interest in philosophy, a place where he can express his moral opinions
And he’s great at debate. So I like to think he would go into political science. Not just because he likes debate but also so he can say he’s ’qualified to talk about this because he’s a minor in political science’
Kenny
Okay okay but imagine Engineer Kenny
He’s creative. He has the ideas. He has the ability. I like to think he worked a lot of odd jobs and got really into building things. And he decided he wanted to do that in his life.
I like to think he’s actually really smart. He just doesn’t really have the best home situation so he isn’t given as many opportunities as he would’ve liked.
Although I also like to think that he would buckle down in high school and actually gets into the top five for his class. He applies to pretty good schools and gets a near full ride for some of them. But anyway, I’m yapping too much
As for a minor, he, like Kyle, double minors. in accounting and math.
He wants to make sure nobody has economic issues like he had. And he has a leg up in what he does because he’s dealt with money his whole life practically.
He’s fairly good at math. Plus he’s already got a leg up, like I said.
ahe really pushes himself in college to become someone who can help people who were in the same situations as him. So he works hard and actually does good.
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I dunno if you still do HCs but if you do could you maybe do fame headcannons?? pretty please
˗ˋ𝕄𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝔽𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝔽𝕒𝕞𝕖 ℍℂ𝕤ˊ˗
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman
“I know you wanted me to stay but I can’t ignore the crazy visions of me in La.”
STAN
So insanely awkward in pictures
Sees a camera and freezes like this 🧍♂️
Short answers in interviews (yes, no, I guess)
Famous for Crimson Dawn obvi
Writes songs about his exes
I think he would be polite to fans and paparazzi generally
Goes back to South Park to talk at the school
I don’t think he would be very flashy with his money
Wears the same clothes from high school
I can imagine him wearing the same dirty ass decrepit converse that are falling apart and they become a joke in his fan base
Read his snark subreddit once and defended himself under a secret account
Doesn’t respond to rumours or scandal
Talks about a guy from high school but he’s really just talking about Kyle
KYLE
Despises the paparazzi
Toby Maguire vibes
Definitely yells at them and has threatened to break a camera more than once
Has actually broken a camera
Doesn’t like being asked for pictures when he’s eating, will not hesitate to say no when he’s not in the mood
Really good at handling rumours and scandal
I can see an early retirement for him
Probably got famous as an actor
He just wants to grocery shop like a normal person
Went on Hot Ones and almost died, bro was on the floor coughing and clutching his throat
Keeps his family out of the limelight at all costs
Speaks out against other celebrities with ideologies he disagrees with
Writes letters for his SO whenever he has to go away
Generally avoids dating to keep them out of tabloids
Pretty polarizing in general
Kenny
Super polite to service workers
Loves taking pictures with fans but hates the paparazzi
Films the paparazzi back and chases them
Either famous from Crimson Dawn or his science career
Super active on social media
Comments on posts like he isn’t famous
So many videos of him just casually chilling in the crowd at concerts and skateboarding around the city
Also takes the subway
“Who wants to watch me do a back flip?” Lands it 50/50
Genuinely interested in his fans- asks them questions about themselves in return
Spams his instagram story 24/7
Films himself trying new foods
Definitely watches edits of himself on a secret account
Occasionally will follow a random fan account just to make their day
Trolls the paparazzi by wearing the same outfit multiple days in a row
Cartman
Probably got famous as an influencer and social climbed
He has been on every podcast you can think of
Will not stop tweeting- every single thought he has goes online
Got arrested in a foreign country
Has been blacklisted almost everywhere in LA
Calls the paparazzi on Kyle
Films everything super obnoxiously-shoves his phone in others faces “Guys, check this out.”
Twitch streams
Has had multiple social media accounts banned/suspended
Ran one of those alpha male scam courses
EXTREMELY CONTROVERSIAL
Name drops everyone
Knows everyone’s secrets and casually drops them on his podcast
Sells super low quality merch
Weirdly has a cult of middle school boys who defend his every action
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HANNAH PLEASEEEEEEE
Eric bragging to his friends about how loud you are in bed and how pretty you look when you’re crying from just his tongue. Literally none of them believe him, even Kenny is skeptical 💀💀
Because like, Cartman? Eric Cartman who’s not shit in bed??? Eric Cartman who’s slept with his gf??? They simply don’t believe it and it’s just him desperately trying to convince them for a sec
Harley you’re a genius. I’m sorry it took so long to get to this. But since I’m feeling extra silly let’s really talk about it
Gonna write these as headcanons but who knows, maybe I’ll write a blurb about it 🤭
Eric Cartman x Reader: Bragging to His Friends About You
Content Advisory: Smut (18+), minors DNI, aged up characters (think “college AU”)
When you and Eric first got together, everyone immediately assumed he was going to be abusive towards you the same way he was with Heidi back in the day. Miraculously this claim was proven to be false as they watched Eric treat you with actual respect, although there were some that still claimed it was “fake” or that he was just “manipulating you”. Therefore another claim was made about you and Eric…”Their sex life must be horrible!” “There’s no way she actually sleeps with him” “I bet he has a tiny dick”
Even Eric’s closest friends, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny, all had their doubts about Eric’s performance in bed. They pinned him as one of those guys who brags about the size of his dick when in reality, it’s not that big. Therefore, they found it really hard to believe that Eric could actually successfully please his girlfriend in bed
Plot twist….he really does…and nobody believes it. But you on the other hand, you’ve experienced it…..
Eric was never one to coddle you in bed. He wasn’t one of those “soft and sweet” boys in the bedroom. When you guys do it, it’s rough, primal, and downright kinky. Eric was pleasantly surprised to find out that you actually enjoyed how rough he was and it only agged him on to give it to you harder. He could be kind to you of course, but when he gets you alone it’s a completely different story
He’s mean. He does one of two things while eating you out: He edges you on his tongue, or he continues to eat you out after you orgasm to overstimulate you. No matter which option he chooses, he aims to make you cry on his tongue whether it be by begging him to let you cum or begging him to stop because “it’s too much”
He would also make you ride his face as he eats you out. This way he could grip your thighs and hold you down on his face while he edges or overstimulates you to his hearts content
Eric is almost always in control and he wants you to know that. He controls your orgasms, he owns your body, he will fuck you as hard he was wants, use whatever toys he wants, and you don’t get a say in any of it. To some, this seems cruel, but to you the feeling of being utterly powerless under Eric and letting him hold all the cards is just so hot. Plus this man loves control so he thrives on making you a needy mess for him
He wants you to beg for what you want. In fact, he wants you to prove how much you want his cock by making you ride one of his dildos before giving you his cock. “Prove it. Prove to me how bad you want this cock. Go on, show me that you’re a good whore and maybe I’ll give it to you”
And when he finally fucks you he shows no mercy. He manhandles you, forcing you down into a mating press and fucking you as hard as he wants. Or, he bends you over and fucks you into the mattress while pulling on your hair, smacking your ass, or digging his nails into your skin. Even if you’ve came for him once or twice already, it’s not over until he says it is or until he gets tired
He has surprisingly good stamina though. The adrenaline rush he gets from the control he holds over you is enough motivation for him to keep going until he can’t. Once again, if he’s not making you cry, he’s far from finished
Your crying and sobbing only turns him on more. It’s the POWER he loves. Knowing he’s the one who can bring you so much pleasure that you start to cry is nearly enough to make him cum on the spot
Oh, and then there’s the name calling and the mocking. He WILL call you names, he will mock you for being a “needy little slut” for him, and he just loves it
Now imagine him sitting at lunch bragging about all of this to his friends. He doesn’t spare any details either. He tell them everything, how you cry and beg him to fuck you, how he licks the tears off your face, the marks he leaves on your ass, everything
And do his friends believe him….of course not. Because why would CARTMAN of all people actually be good at sex? Not to mention Kyle would be the one to speak up and say “You’re not supposed to hit girls or make them cry in bed”, and Kenny would chime in with, “Maybe she cries because of how bad you are”. While the table erupts with laughter, Eric goes “You guys are probably just jealous because I’ve got a hot girlfriend who lets me fuck her however I want and you assholes can’t even get a girls number”. Stan rolled his eyes, “Just keep telling yourself that dude”
Despite his desperate attempts to convince them, they simply don’t believe him and that angers him beyond belief. So just be ready to have some dark hickies all over your neck. This way, everyone will know who you belong to and who makes you feel good
Who knows. Maybe he’ll “accidentally” leave his phone lying around on record well you guys fuck. This way, he’ll have irrefutable proof that you enjoy how cruel he is to you, and that he and he alone makes you cry and cum on his cock over and over again
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In my class they're talking about autism rn, so some ND headcanons for the boys (main 4 + Butters)
Kenny: Definitely autistic it's so obvious to me for some reason Also PTSD. Dude dies 24/7 and has an awful family life what did you expect?
Kyle: OCD, I know it's a kinda popular headcanon but still
Stan: BPD don't ask why he gives the vibe Depression too because. C'mon it's Stan he's depression personified
Cartman: D.I.D. (this is @richierambles fault btw) (disclaimer: people with D.I.D. aren't usually assholes, they're mostly pretty cool. This is just a headcanon for a character that exhibits D.I.D.-like behaviours, who just happens to also be an asshole)
Butters: Autism but a bit spicier than Kenny's (autism4autism real)
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𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐏*𝐫𝐧 𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬
warning(s): nsfw, swearing, straight up p*rn
author’s note: i was going through my bookmarks and thought of this, they are aged up to be in their 20s don’t be weird
⭑ kyle broflovski
is such a love maker but can also be so rough. absolutely loves using your clothes as leverage to fuck you. has ripped multiple skirts, panties, and dresses before bc he doesn’t realise his own strength when he is pulling on them bc he gets so lost in how good your pussy feels. he’s addicted. (it’s okay bc he bought you new ones to say sorry)
⭑ stan marsh
love love loves lazy but still rough sex. he loves laying back and watching you bounce yourself on his dick while pulling your hair and slapping your ass. music in the back is a must when yall are fucking. loves praising you.
⭑ kenny mccormick
loves hitting it from the back. he’s a certified freak but sometimes he likes to really enjoy simple sex yk? but what he loves most is when you rock yourself back on him and use his cock to get yourself off. he thinks it’s the hottest shit ever seeing you eagerly fuck your self with his dick.
⭑ eric cartman
rough. hard. and fast. would best describe sex with eric. one thing him and kyle have in common is being the roughest guys in bed. he literally fucks you into the mattress. loves pushing down on your waist and drilling himself in you.
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𖦹 synopsis. dating headcanons w the main four — how they treat you in a relationship.
disclaimers. none
note. first post !
butters stotch.
butters is truly a real sweetheart, but he is obviously and unfortunately very gullible at times.
cartman being the one whom sets up the whole thing.
he still gets grounded alot, but not as much. Yet his parents find reasons to still do it anyways.
Sweet boyfriend, friend, and person to be around overall.
definitely asks the guys on advice on how to approach you.
they ripped on him for his blooming crush on you obviously.
shocked when they found out that Butters managed to be bold and actually succeeded in asking you out.
when you guys had your first kiss he got so flustered and blushy, muttering “oh gee”s and such.
hand holding turned into cuddling, and then turned into kissing, and then all three became regular to almost everyday things.
good relationship, for the most part.
eric cartman.
oh my!
an interesting person to date, though it is surely an experience.
he’ll tone down the taunting and insults, he truly does like you after all.
It was shocking when you two got together, shocking. Especially to Kyle.
i mean, he could be really sweet. but he’s still cartman.
he actually get jealous pretty easily, hes also just a very controlling person, someone who wants things to be done his way, or to have authority over someone. he manipulates situations almost daily just because he doesn’t like how something turned out.
absolutely kept his crush on you a secret, but his friends eventually found out.
he can be somewhat sweet in very, very rare moments, even if he acts he absolutely hates it, still does it.
after your first kiss he was stunned for a moment.
he was surprised at himself, but said his small and weak goodbyes and went home.
he enjoyed it though, even if it was just a quick peck.
kenny mccormick.
one of most perverted boys you’ve met so far.
this man is NASTY with the things he say under his parka.
he was smooth when he came up to you, but was somewhat nervous.
same as the last two, absolutely got roasted when they found out his crush on you.
surprisingly, you were the one to initiate the first kiss.
he can’t afford taking you on dates but hes a resourceful guy when he wants to be, and he could come with some good ideas.
he works at city wok, so he earns at least okay money often. Enough for most basic essentials.
can be very flirty and romantic at times, a caring boyfriend most of the time.
you take care of Karen often, even bring both of them food sometimes.
Hes a very physical man which is is relatively obvious, always holding you, your hand, anywhere really.
Just loves being around you in all honesty.
Has definitely visited you as Mysterion before, even before you two started dating just so he can try and shoot his shot.
kyle broflovski.
he is such a great boyfriend, hes just soo
took almost half a year to confess to you, his friends kept ripping on him, and he just caved in after the taunting got to him.
study dates are a regular thing, even then you two can get a little bit distracted.
first kiss was genuine and sweet, yet quick, and it felt like it was from the movies.
Stan never lets Kyle live it down for that one time he got caught gawking at you. ( he does it all the time )
he can get flustered a bit more easily than the others, but also wont be phased by much due to all things he experienced in his childhood.
Kyles tall, quite tall, yet no one questions because hes in basketball.
due to his height, he is really skilled at the sport, not only because of his height but also because of his great aim.
cartman has tried to ruin the relationship multiple times, and kyle shut that down real quick the first time it happened.
as we’ve seen, kyle has a tendency to lose his patience fast so that could lead to him sometimes snapping at you or anyone around him. though afterwards he apologizes tons.
“Im so sorry you didn’t deserve that im such an asshole—.”
amazing boyfriend though. :)
stan marsh.
interesting boyfriend.
he can often neglect you unintentionally due to his bad habits and unfortunate mental issues, especially after watching his parents as he grows up. he fears the same would happen to your relationship.
hes not the best at communicating his feelings with you, but if something serious is bothering him, he will tell you you.
he always just shows up at your house late in the night always because he “misses you.”
unlike the other 4, nobody except kyle found out about stans infatuation with you.
Until you two got together, that is.
first date was at starks pond, mainly sitting together as you talked and talked for hours.
threw up after your first kiss, but he pretty much thought it was worth it.
he once gave you a cool little sea globe thing, where it had dolphins and a lighthouse.
you two listen to music alot together, its a bit of an intimate thing for you guys. even during intimate moments there even just the quietest music.
he tries his hardest to not mess up with you, so expect a lot of gifts, affection, and or drunk paragraphs into the latest hours of the night.
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MASTERLIST AND REQUESTS
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❀ All my storys are here! ❀
REQUESTS! OPEN!
Disclaimer! If gender is unspecified in the request it will be chosen by me.
❀ What I'll write! ❀
♡Any gender
♡Any characters
♡Headcanons and fics/oneshots
♡Yandere x reader/ Character x Yandere reader
♡Romantic will be aged up and platonic doesnt really matter the age
♡I only write for south park sorry
❀ What i wont write! ❀
♡Character x character im selfish
♡Character x oc again im selfish
♡No character x reader x character i dont really know how to portray that sorry
♡Smut i cant take it seriously tbh
♡Adult x child (unless platonic) self explanatory
♡Incest or like weird shit bc im normal
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ONESHOTS!
-Unbearable.
❀Kyle x a Mute! Rebellious! Fem! Reader❀
Kyle helps a girl he's been keeping his eye on, not knowing it will change his perspective of her permanently. (AGED UP)
-Her highness.
❀Princess Kenny x Fem! Knight! Reader❀
Y/n asks Princess Kenny to be her Queen. (AGED UP)
-Y/n's coffee catastrophe!
❀Tweek x Coworker! GN! Reader❀
Y/n's first day on the job!! How hard can it be? (AGED UP)
-How I met your mother
❀Kyle broflovski x Fem! Reader❀
How kyle broflovski met his now wife. (AGED UP)
-I just can't live with out you
❀Kenny mccormick x Fem! Reader❀
He really does love her, don't you think? (AGED UP)
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FANFICS!
-Pretty in Pink!
❀Yandere South park x a Girly! Fem! Reader❀
A cute popular girl vs. highschoolers, Can Y/n win their hearts over? (AGED UP TO 18 AND OVER)
-Chapter 1
-Chapter 2
-Chapter 3
-Better in Red
-Chapter 4
-Chapter 5
-Yandere headcanons (TW)
-Chapter 6
-Chapter 7
-Bathing Kenny headcanons
-Kyle shopping headcanons
-Chapter 8
-Choose your Soulmate!
Old name: Choose your character
❀Yandere south park x reader❀
Y/n finds themself playing a cute dating sim that includes lots of hot LIs! What could go wrong? GN! AGED UP!
-Tutorial
-Level one
-Level two
-Level Three
-Level four
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HEADCANONS!
❀Smoking 🍃❀
-Smoking 🍃 with Stan, Kyle and Kenny
Smoking zaza with Stan, Kyle and Kenny. (GENDER NEUTRAL AGED UP)
-Smoking 🍃 with Craig, Clyde and Tweek
Smoking zaza with Craig, Clyde and Tweek (GN AGED UP)
-Smoking 🍃 with Damien thorn
Smoking zaza with thorn (GN AGED UP)
❀Honest dating hcs❀
-Honest dating headcanons
What i think dating show accurate Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny would be like. (GENDER NEUTRAL AGED UP)
-Honest dating headcanons Part 2
What i think dating show accurate Craig, Tweak, Jimmy, Tolkien and Clyde would be like (GENDER NEUTRAL AGED UP)
❀Dating headcanons❀
-Damien thorn dating headcanons
How I imagine damien thorn would be in a relationship (GENDER NEUTRAL AGED UP)
-Pip pirrip dating a female misunderstood and sweet reader
Pip pirrip dating a girl that sticks up for him.
(AGED UP)
-Mean! Jock! Stan Marsh x Weird kid! GN! Reader.
Bully! Jock! Stan marsh x Weird kid reader headcanons. GN AGED UP
❀Super hero hcs❀
-Dating human kite headcanons (GN AGED UP)
-Dating mysterion headcanons (GN AGED UP)
❀Dating a girly female reader (AGED UP)❀
-Kenny dating a girly reader
-Kyle dating a girly reader
-Cartman dating a girly reader
-Stan dating a girly reader
-Craig dating a girly reader
-Tweek dating a girly reader
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More to the plural cartman batshit theory because I'm still thinking about it
I know it's not normal to have my brain so consumed by something that started as a fucking shitpost but pls bear with me
Disclaimer this is still a batshit theory and not rly that serious even tho I'm lowkey obsessing with it lmao
The Cartman System (i need to give them a name 💀): Alters List
Hitler: LMAO WAYS TO START IG- but listen up. It's one of the most obvious alters ever. Like, if they're a system, I'm 100% sure they have a Hitler factive. Probably he gets front triggered when he's gotta act more commanding and stuff - like in The Passion episode (extremely obvious), or when they "become a ginger". He also hates Kyle more than anyone in their system, for obvious reasons 💀 (I don't support antisemitism in any way!!)
Hosts: yes, I mean hosts, in plural. I feel like in the first few seasons they only had 1 host, but he was also slowly splitting, until in Kenny Dies he finally split in 2 to cope with it. One of the hosts (calling him A) is more emotional, kinda like a normal(ish?) 8-9yo, meanwhile the other one (B) is the manipulative asshole we know Cartman as. Moments in which I think A fronted would be when Kenny was in the hospital, saying he was his best friend and crying on Kyle's shoulder - B most likely had 0 control over it. Also, I'd like to believe A did want to use the fetuses to save Kenny, but seeing he was too late, B switched in to not be seen as emotionally weak. Usually they're both fronting together, but B definitely has much more control than A most of the time.
Jenniffer Lopez: another alter whose existence I'm pretty sure about. One of the first times she fronted was in s7 e5, and it started by her cofronting with both A and B (mainly B). But eventually B left front, leaving A alone with her. A is kinda a wreck so he was sincere when asking their friends for help, but as the end of the episode arrived, B fronted again triggering A and Jenniffer out, and acted like it all was an act and not serious. Jenniffer is also the one who wears drag confidently af- such as in the Make Bullying Kill Itself song.
Little(s): I'm 99% sure cartman's system has at least 1 little, if not more. I feel like one of the times in which we see them front is in Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut, when Cartman's doing a tea party with his stuffed animals. They're also the ones who play most with said stuffies - when most of the others are playing, they're actually communicating with each other in a more socially acceptable way (because cmon it's more normal to talk to your stuffies out loud than to yourself, mainly if you're 8-9yo)
By the way, I'm still by the beginning s10 so this will be improved as I watch more episodes :)
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I have this somewhat out of character head canon for Cartman that has been eating away at my thoughts man,
For some reason I like the idea that he does tech theatre in highschool 🧍🏼♀️like lights and especially stage manager.
For some reason I feel like he'd like being stage manager, even though it's a lot of tasks to get done. But like it also feels out of character and I'm tearing my hair out over it 😭
My thought is that he had to take a theater class for a performing arts credit, and he hated it until he was taught how to do lights. He enjoyed that for a bit, and than eventually he found his way into being stage manager. He ends up really liking this aspect of theater and ends up doing it throughout highschool.
Like why is this concept living rent free in my brain I don't get it ‼️
Maybe it's cause I'm in theater, but I'm an actor not a techie so idk man
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No no you’re not listening to me why does no one talk about Cartmans bus pass???
It’s officially licensed merch and it says his hair is curly so why are we not talking about curly hair Cartman? Cupid Cartman (or ‘Cupid Me’) has curly hair and that’s just Cartman in a Cupid form if you will. I mean you could always say “yeah well Cupid has always had curly hair” but shut up I’m talking!!! We only see Cupid Cartman with a hat on during Cupid Ye and that’s presumably the only time he ever wears one, let alone clothes, SO HIS HAIR IS JUST HOW IT IS ALL NATURAL OR WHATEVER!! The way I’m taking it is that Cartman and his Cupid counterpart have curly hair and it’s not just because Cupid usually has curly hair. I now present you an hc, Cartmans hair kinda looks straight like how Stan’s does because he literally always has his hat on. His hair isn’t incredibly curly like Kyles but it’s curly god damn it!!!! It’s just always flattened or a lil greasy like Stans probably is. Poor Stan, his hair is practically stuck to his forehead with how greasy it is 😭😭
“Harley what are we even talking about?” I hear you ask, AND THE ANSWER IS I DUNNO BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS CARTMANS HAIR IS AT LEAST SOMEWHAT CURLY AND THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY
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What I think south park characters usernames would be
Stan: Marsh_walker8
Kyle: 69ingchipmunks
Cartman: CartmanBrah
Kenny: KennyMcwhoredick
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