#kendra is speaking

[crystalklk]

truly where would we be as a society without "First words I heard, clear as a bell. Dean Winchester Is Saved" and "when castiel laid a hand on you in hell he was lost"

thank you women

[summercosmos]

Fablehaven Pokemon AU; pt. 1 (Kendra)

what i have worked out so far:

Kendra as an aspiring pokemon researcher; she and Seth are sent to Fablehaven (daycare/sanctuary) to help out their grandparents

the main point to that is to get them some field experience with a variety of pokemon. you can't get the full experience of pkm handling as a city kid!!!

child labor laws in the pokemon universe are extremely dubious, but still, Kendra and Seth don't really work Work like Dale. they get the menial jobs, i.e, grooming, feeding, and occasionally training pkm

this works out great for Kendra!!! she gets to see (and register in her pokedex) all types of pkm while also learning all about their behavioral patterns

I can't really see Kendra as a big fan of battling; she has the occasional friendly battle when prompted, sure, but her team selection is in no way geared towards competitive strategies

they are just Her Little Guys 🙁

absolutely a fan of contests. those are basically the equivalent of idols for the teenage girls in the pkm universe

obligatorily i have to make most of her team fairy types but i think she'd enjoy the occasional water and grass type

NOT immune to magical horse propaganda! her biggest little-girl wish was a galarian ponyta

the Sorenson are all the way over in Unova unfortunately . sorry kendra no unicorns for you

(she doesn't Know)

Kendra drifts more toward defensive pokemon — the ones that can take a hit and hit back harder

speed isn't much of a priority (leafeon & rapidash as the only outliers)

she spends her time differently depending on the pokemon. swimming with azumarill, going on runs with leafeon, making the psychic horse read Jane Austen, etcetera

team! from oldest to newest

Azumarill: azurill is a fairly easy pokemon to raise — that's why it was the first one Kendra ever trained, a gift from her parents. high friendship comes easy after a few months, and a marill quickly evolves into Azumarill. they so sunbathe together by the edge of the pool

Leafeon: originally an eevee, given as a graduation present for trainer's school. it only evolved after Kendra was already in Fablehaven — there was most definitely a mossy rock in the middle of those woods. they make a good match! leafeon as a species don't enjoy battling all that much

Altaria (Raxtus): same old story of dragon egg raised by fairies except this time they were actually fairy-type pokemon. methinks Raxtus was a wild pokemon who took a liking to Fablehaven as a sanctuary, and upon interacting with Kendra, took a liking to her as well. technically, Kendra hasn't caught him, since a pokeball would restrict his ability to wander around, but Raxtus always comes back to hang out or to help with anything important, so! they're besties. also he mega-evolves bc that's about as close as a can get to canon Kendra's battery abilities.

Galarian Ponyta: remember when i said she wouldn't get to have the unicorn bc she hadn't ever been to galar. well. SOMEONE who does a fair amount of traveling may have ACCIDENTALLY stumbled upon a wild ponyta and decided to catch it and bring it back all the way to unova upon hearing Kendra did very much wish to have one. who would do that though haha. smitten loser behavior (→→→→→ bracken ←←←←←)

Decidueye: originally a dartrix Seth caught in a ranger mission (will elaborate on this. eventually)! they got along fine but this whole evolution line is unbelievably prissy. they need one grooming down daily at LEAST. it was simply not feasible for Seth to take care of it especially since rangers spend most of their time with their partner pokemon only. so Kendra kinda takes care of it unofficially. when it evolves they start practicing archery together. yay

this au has been gnawing on my brain for a while now and im happy to share my genius. seth should be next!

[carolinelikesdinner]

Me having to genuinely pause the audiobook after Kendra or Seth say something that aged Really Poorly for the 10th time in one hour

[thursdaygrl]

GOOD MORNING what if i write a daisy edgar jones fc who is a mormon influencer who got married way too young and has small children she loves but that overwhelm her and a narcissistic husband would anyone write with her fhisdohsi

[crystalklk]

also the company/game is owned/created by a "cryptocurrency entrepreneur" and while palworld doesnt use nfts i think its worth considering if we wanna support someone who would potentially just use the money to fund more crypto

has everyone gotten their knee-jerk reactions to palworld out. can i throw my two cents in

[galatially]

I'M NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE FOR THE PERSON I'M GONNA BECOME WHEN SPEAK NO EVIL COMES OUT

[jasmancer]

Hello! Chapter 5 of splinter is UP! Buffy enjoyers pspspsps come read my Kendra lives/ chosen three fic!!

[sibillascribbles08]

Tell me about In Retrospect! Jason's great

Ahhh thank !

I had a lot of thoughts rolling around about how Kendra and Jase grew up together and thought about compiling it into a sort of one shot. Originally I approached the idea of Jase writing it buuut I may split up various scenes with him speaking to his therapist instead. I may also wanna make a tally list of what to go over before I get stuck too bad haha.

It's kind of to analyze how her control over him developed, but also adding in a few moments that Jase would even consider fond memories, even if Kendra being kind to him was more out of keeping him under her thumb than anything. Sometimes mean people can be kind too sort of thing.

I want to cover a few childhood moments, then get into a lot of high school stuff with how Kendra kept him from getting bullied, but also manipulated a lot of his relationships so they'd either fail or he'd keep his distance (because if Jase got close to anyone else she worried she'd lose her handle on him)

As a bonus here's a small snippet that makes me laugh

Then she suddenly turned her head. “You know, we might as well be siblings, being in such similar situations and all.” “What do you mean?” “Well, my mom’s a whore and your dad’s a whore.”  He choked on his own spit upon hearing the word and coughed for a few moments. “K-Kendra! I don’t think we’re supposed to say that word.” “Why not? That’s what my dad says.” She crossed her arms and glared. 

[silly-nic]

How do people feel about kendrenatello .................. ? See i love kendratello ... But i also love renatello every universe .... Listen.

[violet-fictional-lizard]

Jfc I regret hacking von ryan

@warrenstone1fan @roboboyo3 @ratdad29 @bigbro-red @orangeboi39 @blueboi30 @tenzuproductions @killer-gator-666 @theonepunkasshole

[crystalklk]

the first couple episodes of tos are so funny because i bet a lot of people go into it being like "wow the fans really overhyped kirk and spock they just seem like coworkers" and then Suddenly it's the gayest shit you've ever seen

[scattered-winter]

sometimes there is a character who is so aromantic it makes me PHYSICALLY ILL !!!!

[nikkiruncks]

Kendra’s dynamic with each member of her graduating class:

(I will be including the ones that got held back and end up graduating a year after or retconned)

Nadia: Best friends since kindergarten. Can also see them being endgame and being the fun aunts for Spane’s kids.

Danny: They’re best friends and have been ever since they were little. I can also see them dating too.

Jane: Adores her. Out of Spinner’s girlfriends, Jane is easily her favorite.

Chantay: Likes her too and are good friends. Just like with Danny & Nadia, I see them dating as well.

Mia: She’s fine with Mia. Not friends nor enemies. They’re just cordial. But Kendra does see what happened with Mia and Tom for what it was: statutory rape.

Darcy: Kendra doesn’t exactly hate her per se, but finds Darcy very hypocritical when it comes to a lot of her actions. She does try to reach out to Darcy when finding out about the rape.

Derek: She’s annoyed with him constantly hitting on her early on, but doesn’t mind him as a person. It’s only in season 8 when he becomes a complete bully and dickhead that she starts hating him.

Bruce: Dislikes him because he’s a bully and disrespectful to women. That dislike turns to hate when he pushes Jane into a locker while Derek beats the shit out of her. There are rare moments, like in the minis, where she finds him amusing.

Johnny: Kendra doesn’t exactly hate him, but thinks he’s a dick.

Peter: Hates him. Thinks he’s venom in human form.

[a-gastly-trio]

Wait, who does the yellow text belong too?

ME OF COURSE!

Name's Kendra, I'm a banette and Rae's bestie 4lyfe~

[hazystars]

i forgot i viscerally dislike the majority of people that are in communications classes

[anakin-pilled]

BIG DAY (friday) FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE (me) IN FOUR DAYS (speak now tv drops)