#kelfa

[therealmofamorus]

Ask, Original,SMB

Goku between Chi-Chi, Bulma and Kefla.

"What a SMB?" Goku asked the three ladies at his side with a curious look.

"It's a game where you have to pick who get Smash, Marry, and Breed~" Bulma answered with a teasing grin at her old friend and at the other two.

Goku who still look confused but smiled nevertheless as he answered in his own Goku way.

"I don't what smash mean but I guess Kelfa would be the one. And I am already married to Chi-Chi so she marry, and I would breed you Bulma." Goku grinned, much to Chi-CHi anger-filled embrassment, Bulma amusement, and Kelfa bemusement.

[chiefatticcreator]

if Goku came inside Kelfa, would Caulifla and Kale get pregnant? or would they be unable to unfuse until the child is born?

That is a very itneresting question. And we already know the answer, because that already happened once. Kelfa kept holding on, unfusing, until the pregnancy was over and a pretty baby was born from Goku's hyper thick fuckpole.

[obiwan-kirk]

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[bahnloopi]

"I'll race ya"

Some color-tone practice with my Kelfa redesign.

[bonefall]

Could we get an emotion expansion for Clanmew? When I went to translate Rue- (as in regret) I noticed I couldn’t find very many emotions listed, I’d love to see more added!

EMOTION EXPANSION PACK:

Displeasure = Nyekmwa

Pleasure = Prrwa

Offense = Kelfa

Anger = Hissa

Fury = Ksska

Nostalgic = Alale

Frozen in place due to fear/Deer-in-headlightsing/Tharn = Abse

Fear = Mfil

Panic = Kwawaa

Hackles-raising-ness, tense, on-edgedness = Marrl

Happy = Bia

Joy = Brrharr

Sad = Lee

Zoomy/Hyper = Fooske

Devastation = Mwrawn

Regret = Leeale

Happyface's name in Clanmew is Biabauss!

[fat-hedonistic-hogs]

"Huh? Why the hell am I still fat? I thought powering up and fusing would burn off all the weight from our bulk?" Kelfa said panicking after her components spent a month eating themselves full to achieve the perfect body.

[viciousoverlord]

Every time someone write Kefla as Kelfa, he goes: stop playing with my name.

[bcdwclves]

ultimately, i think power scaling is a waste of time and an effort wasted when power levels don’t really matter besides what power ups the current character has and what they can ultimately bring to the table. besides, even toriyama and the canon manga / anime are also wildly inconsistent when it comes to power scaling, so why even care?

besides, kelfa beats them all—

[modeus-the-misanthrope]

Kelfa doesn't scream, "Kiss your ass, GOODBYE!" During her spiral beam thingy, Like she does in FighterZ.

[thelandscapingemployeetrap]

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[shadytyphoondelusion]

Sonic.VIRUS #1 - Next Generations vs Exatron

Gen Zeta: Why the fuck is YouTube not loading?! Gen Z: Yeah, TikTok ain't loading either. Gen Alpha: What's happening? Sonic.exe: Hello Again~. Gen Zeta: Wait, you're still alive?! Gen Z: What the Fuck is that?! Gen Alpha: (Gasp) Potty Word! Sonic.exe: Miss me, Emily? Gen Zeta/Emily: Kinda hoped you rotted back in 2017, You false god wannabe. Sonic.exe: Well, You can thank your friend for that, isn't that right, Alex? Gen Zeta/Emily: Alex? Gen Z/Alex: Okay, Maybe, we did bring him back, with a Friday Night Funkin mod, and then, everything bad happened. Gen Zeta/Emily: I could tell, of course, you cause problems, like how you did in 2017. Sonic.exe: What can I say, I'm full of surprises. Gen Z/Alex: You caused a month-long war, ruined the internet career of a person, and let a bunch of horrible people being at the top of the EXE Community. Sonic.exe: I never said good surprises...for you, that is. Gen Zeta/Emily: Look, em, the hell are we going to call you, cause I am NOT fucking calling you X. Gen Z/Alex and Gen Alpha: That is his real name?! Sonic.exe: Well, It was. Gen Alpha: What do you mean, Mr Sonic.exe? Sonic.exe: Well, little Tim, I go by many names, Sonic.exe, Exeller, Exeitor, Lord X, Xenophanes. Call me Exatron. Gen Zeta/Emily: You're a fucking Decepticon now! Gen Alpha/Tim: Potty Word. Sonic.eXe/Exatron: No Matter What, you can never get rid of me. Gen Zeta/Emily: You were saying? Sonic.eXe/Exatron: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! Gen Alpha/Tim: Potty Word. Gen Zeta/Emily: Got an antivirus, aw, what's wrong, can't fuck with us anymore. Too Bad, get out. Sonic.eXe/Exatron: You may have gotten rid of me for now, I'll always be here, waiting. Gen Z/Alex: And who are you to assume that? Sonic.eXe/Exatron: Me? Well, I. AM. GOD! (Kelfa Laugh Intensifies) Gen Z/Alex: Is that what he sound like in 2011? Gen Zeta/Emily: Yep.

[z-raven]

More Pokemon Scarlet

Well, I made more progress in the game, so that is good.

Turns out the hardest fight I had was the final battle that is part of the Team Star questline. was harder than the final gym I battled.

I also did a lot of the Titan Questline, but not completely done with it, at least I have all the traversal ways in the world now.

Feel like the next stuff to do is just go around catching the Pokemon I am missing, such as Ditto, especially Ditto due to all the breeding I would be able to do.

I still haven't set up a single picnic in the game yet, I just never felt like I had to or wanted to make sandwiches.

Since I don't have the Nintendo Online Service, nor want it, that means that I will not be able to get all 400 Pokemon and that is fine with me.

I am fine with not trading, however I wish that you could actually get all the Pokemon without trading like in Legends Arceus.

I felt like a dummy when I realized that you just go through a gate to get to the Elite Four area, like I was just trying to jump up the mountains to get to that Pokemon Center, (This was before I got all the traversal abilities)

I finally got around to naming my Dragonite-Clair, naming the Garchomp-Cynthia, and the Haxorus- Kelfa.

In Sword I named all my Pokemon, but honestly it isn't worth it if I don't actually care about most the Pokemon, so I only name the ones I actually plan to use or like.

Too bad not all my fav Pokemon are in the game or catchable in Scarlet, so no Misdreavus or Mawile for me

[fat-hedonistic-hogs]

Gotenks was able to scream loudly enough to create tears in time and space. Could Kefla do the same thing with her burps and farts?

"Of course I can! Breaking reality is child's play for the strongest saiyan around! Check this out! HYAAAAAH!" Kefla smirked before planting her feat and transforming. Her hair spiking and turning green as energy flowed through her body causing the ground to crumble and the air to virbate.

"BWWOOOOURP! FRRRRRPPPPPT!" lightning crackled and streaked through the air as Kelfa broke wind her ass erupting with and explosive energy charged fart followed by a geyser of energy launching from her lips as she belched a hole In the fabric reality. "See child's play!" She smirked confidently as a worm hole opened up.

"EXCUSE ME! DO YOU MIND? SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!" A voice from the other side of the portal shouted before closing it with a angry huff.

[viciousoverlord]

Kolra was lightly moving herself and Ruco in the swing with her foot, a slow movement that seemed to be calming Ruco down a he starts to settle in her arms. She had come here with Ruco because she accidentally left some kind of food that gives adult Saiyan's an energy boost when they've been awake for long periods of time. Her son had gotten his hands on it and the rest is history.

She would turn her head when Kelfa spoke, she would examine him as well. He was definitely a handsome man.

"Mine is Kolra, it's nice to meet you Kefla. And no, she hasn't been bothering me. Just wanted to meet the parents of the girl my son made friends with is all."

The tone of her voice is mellow as to not disturb the two children who seem to be coming down from the sudden energy high they had. Lucy has started getting settled and had gotten comfortable in Kefla's arms after wiggling around a bit. Leaning into his chest as she crashes from the caffeine high, a good lot of energy played off.

"So, why are you and Lucy visiting the playground today? I made the mistake of leaving the energy bar I was eating on a low table where Ruco could get it, so that's why we're here today. Though I'd rather be watching the wrestling match that's airing right now."

She admits to why she is here, she looks rather young so Ruco is definitely her first child. Meaning that she is still learning how to be a parent, accidents were bound to happen as one adjusts to living with a child. While Kolra talks, Ruco was drifting off in her arms.

He was glad to hear that she had not been a problem for this woman. He expected her to complain about something Lucy did while she was playing with her son, but it was not what happened. She seemed to be a friendly woman. She wanted to meet him in case they crossed paths a second time and since their children seemed to have loved playing with each other. She probably wanted them to play together more often, and he was not against the idea. The kindergarten does not exist in Sadala, but it is possible to hire someone to watch the child. This is something that is automatically taken care of by the army if you are a soldier.

He couldn't help but laugh when she explained why she was there and admitted that she preferred watching the game on TV to anything else. Such a coincidence was surprising. He didn't understand why Lucy had become a battery of energy, but he hoped it would be the first and last time it happened when he was busy watching a fight.

— For the same reason, he said simply.

Lucy was like a weasel and the pain was the only thing that made her understand not to do something. Which was a shame for a baby to be curious enough that pain turned out to be the only thing that made her think before doing something.

— Who were you rooting for? I am for the great cyclone.

[sinful-souls]

She couldn't help but eye up this handsome man named Kelfa, considering she could see his soul and she found it quite intrestimg how intense it is. She wondered what it would taste like really as she takes a sip of her soul liquor. She could smell the cinnamon scent of the Bonfire he was drinking, she knew from drinking it in life that it had quite the kick to it as well as going down smooth.

"I don't give compliments often unless I mean them, I like ravens and such a handsome face with skin that's clearly well cared for deserves such."

He looked powerful, his soul certainly indicated such. So perhaps he could be useful to her in another way that isn't food? Yes, she'd give him a chance to prove his worth, after all its only fair since she did just meet him. Not to mention approaching her was a good way to catch her intrest. She would listen to his words as he speaks, one of her ears flicked as someone walked past them while she listened to him. A little smile tugged at her lips as he said that he thinks it was a shame that she was here all by herself.

"Mmm, well occasionally a lady needs to have a fun time even if it's in a humble establishment such as this. After all, bars have many intresting people in them, you are happen to be one of them considering you approached little ol' me."

This only confirmed that the other was dangerous if people had not dared to approach her. Such a beautiful woman being left alone in a bar was a crime in his opinion. It was possible that he would not get to spend the night with her instantly, but she was certainly worth it just with the appearance. If anything, the conversation he had started with her seemed to have some people surprised, but he cared not one bit.

Not only was her body too sexy to ignore, but her voice was one capable of hypnotizing someone. Was she really there just to drink, or was she searching for something more fun for the night? Only time would tell.

[— You have an interesting name. I like it, Uzara. I'm not above compliments, so thanks.]

Being called attractive by a woman beautiful than most always made him grateful to have such a handsome face and body. Which was why he would always be in eternal debt to Caulifla and Kale.

[— I didn't really have anything in mind but drink when I got here, but I can't ignore a woman like you at all. Sorry if that's rude, but I just think it's a shame that you're here on your own.]

Once the drink he requested came, he waited for the bartender to walk away before bringing the glass to his mouth. Merely taking two sips out of the drink as alcohol was to be savored little by little. Besides, the taste was one hard not to want to slowly enjoy.

[— How about you? What brought you here to this bar?]

[bcdwclves]

is struggling trying not to talk about DBZ/S and about Kelfa in general.