#dastump

[lowqualityhomestuckedits]

Vriska watches in aw as history is in the making (Hatsune Miku made Minecraft)

HATSUNE MIKU???

[fire-emblem-drabbles]

hot question, fresh off the Think Pan: which of the FE Heroes ladies would be into cuddle fucking 😌

I got this ask when I first got to work and I've had all day to think about it :3 Edit: I didn't mean to post this without adding poor Gullveig's name but that's literally so funny of me. Fixed spelling and bolded names too

My first, and obvious thought was Camilla. Woman literally has the softest and warmest body in all of Nohr, she was made for this. Paired with an uncontrollable urge to coddle and the grip strength to swing huge axes around like nothing, let me be clear; if Camilla wants to cuddle fuck, it's going to happen. She just may not be the one getting fucked <3

Next up, Sonya: now I might just be thinking of these two bc I just bought a 3ds to play the classics, or maybe just because I think big tiddy women with purple hair are into this-- who really knows. The point is, Sonya likes to spoil and be spoiled. It won't be hard to get her into your arms, and from there I imagine all it takes is some bad jokes before she'll be trying to get you to shut up.

For an actual feh OC: Laegjarn. I seem to have a type, but pay that no mind. Ahem. I think more than anything, she likes the closeness of it, the intimacy. One of those "I'm not close enough to you until I can crawl inside your chest" types, I'm afraid. That said, this will suffice. For now.

Gullvieg, (sweetie im so sorry for forgetting your name </3): I think she would be down for anything, if it was you summoner, but someone about you taking care of her this time around... ahh poor lady is done for. Might get carried away, but this may not be a bad thing.

Final choice: Ash. Something about not having to look each other in the eyes, the closeness of it without the expectation of something bigger or better. And the warmth-- oh goodness, the warmth. She might still be rambling but personally I think it's cute. Tell me how good the strap is, queen.

Bisexual bonus round under the cut bc the bus still isn't at my stop.

Since I've already added the cow ladies, I may as well have Askr here too! I also think he's one of those down 2 clown types, since he's just so gosh darn curious about us mortals, but soon finds he actually really likes it. Let's him take his time (which he has so much of!), take notice of what his partner likes and dislikes... yeahh he might be my personal choice for this.

Obvious Alfonse is obvious: what wouldn't he do for you? I think he might first be embarrassed how he got turned on doing something that was supposed to be innocent, but upon finding you're into it is more than happy to indulge you :)

Ummm yoinking a random furry... lets say. Ranulf. He's so soft and cuddly... ah it would be so nice. I can absolutely see him nonchalantly asking to cuddle and then when he's putting the tip in he's like "idk how we got here!" But every move was calculated from the start :/ he's lucky he's cute

Okay well now I just have to make it even so: Forsyth, my beloved. Number one service top. Man who doesn't want to let you go in the morning, so you have to offer him something to get his blood pumping. :3 That said, he's also one who can get carried away... as good and sweet as cuddle fucking is, Forsyth often finds himself with a little too much energy to sit that still for long. I suppose it's the thought that counts.

Okay last, but certainly not least: Lyon. I can see it now... basking in one another's warmth, sweet touches and gentle kisses... oh I'm afraid he's far too soft. It may as well just be cockwarming with him, but I'm sure a particularly heated kiss could convince him otherwise....

[tewisuggestions]

(affectionate)

:3

[askmiiku]

[chiefatticcreator]

the Bumble Bee ship is doomed Yuri 😔, because Taiyang is destined to dick them both down and make them his brides 😌

Neither yang or Blake will complain about getting a new husband and being his brides, tho~

[mayohigan-orange]

@dastump replied to your post “"I wonder... if I learnt Blue Magic, would I be...”:

you can, if you're fine with getting attacked by one with the right Materia equipped first

"What the heck is Materia?"

[yourfavehasajjbastandact2]

may i ask for some uh... John Jonah Jameson? from the Spiderman series? thank you in advance 👌

Name: Dirty Laundry

Namesake: Dirty Laundry (song by Don Henley)

Stand Master: J. Jonah Jameson

Stand appearance: Dirty Laundry is a tall, muscular and imposing stand with the colour of storm clouds, appearing slightly transparent when viewed up close. Its eyes are blue upon a slightly cubical head, its hands are slightly larger than they should be and its feet are constantly hidden within in a thick mist. On the palms of its hands are holes, about the size of golf balls, appearing far more hollow than they should.

Abilities: Dirty Laundry's power comes in the form of its tracking abilities. From its hands, it can release small, flat grey-blue discs (referred to by its user as Unclouded Days), which can attach itself to foes without them noticing through touch. Unclouded Days can track people over an unknown distance, allowing J. Jonah to know exactly where they are, giving him the chance to follow anyone. Whilst not typically used to fight, Dirt Laundry can hold people in place with some serious strength.

Stats: POWER: B SPEED: E RANGE: A STAMINA: A PRECISION: B POTENTIAL: E

[carnyreborn]

so uh, Team RWBY: 💍 — any piercings?

"Yeah, we do have a few" Yang, of course, is the one who speaks up. "For example..." She lifts up her shirt, showing off her belly button. "I got this one recently." She seems proud of that.

"If I need to..." Weiss lifts up her hair, showing off her ears. While there's obviously, a place for an earring, there are some piercings on her right ear, right on top of it. "Yang convinced me to get these, and I do like their look."

"I... Sadly have none." Ruby shrugs. "I never been much the type to modify my body, nor I feel the need to it! Love it on others, like on Weiss here, but..." None for the reaper.

But they were all waiting for the final girl, with all of them looking at Blake with a grin. She rolls her eyes but opens up her mouth, showing off the tongue piercing she recently got. "Ugh, you are insufferable, you know it?" She grunts.

"Come on, Kitty-Cat! You know I love that piercing of yours~!" She says, the other two teammates rolling their eyes as they've heard quite a bit about that. For Blake's shame.

[a-frostitty-ninja]

ok, hear me out:

Tiddy Pillow

the best pillow you can possibly get

[arborix]

show me the rats, i wish to see they little hands

[biscuitmango]

@dastump replied to your post “I get my wisdom teeth surgery tomorrow morning and...”:

gunna be honest here, i had similar set of horizontal molars as you, only they didn't cause me problems until recently. the problem? i couldn't brush them properly and one of them was rotting. had to get them removed

@dastump replied to your post “I get my wisdom teeth surgery tomorrow morning and...”:

i now have a big dislike of Vanilla because of my recovery period

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I hope it didn't make you sick..! I can't brush mine very well either and it makes my mouth and/or taste bad sometimes.. dentist said it was due to built of plaque >:p

Do you not like vanilla now bc you had to eat so much of it..?

[lowqualityhomestuckedits]

June can't believe what her on again off again girlfriend, Nepeta, just did. she saved 15% or more on car insurance

[eirinyagokorosuggestion]

hey doc?

what do i do if an ingrown hair has replaced an entire bone structure?

asking for a friend

Hmmm... Well, first you perhaps should ease up on the shaving and waxing for a while. Then you ought to get that hair yanked out and replaced with some artificial bones. That's what I'd do~!

[askmiiku]

then you honestly can't blame me when you get a charley horse first thing in the morning

[chiefatticcreator]

Prompt: having no where else to go, Ruby decided to sell her body to her own father to help pay the bills. and boy was that the best decision she ever made

Ruby had been ashamed beyond belief that this had happened. Not that her father had asked her to help pay the bills, that made some sense at least, but that rather than propose she find a part-time work or something small that would help a little, she had instead blurted out that she would pay with her own body. Maybe she had read too much of Blake's books, or had gone too long withotu masturbating, but that was what she had proposed, and before she could apologize for it, her father had accepted, promising to not go "too hard" on her, with a smile that had made something in Ruby's cunt stirr.

Being groped by her own father had been shocking at first. even if he was a really handsome man, having his large hands manhandle her body felt strange and unnatural, but she told herself that she had been the one to offer her body. But she could not hide the moans of pleasure Taiyang's expert groping tore from her, or the arche of her cunt when he was near, and when she was naked, and the idea that she was his sex object.

After only a few days, she wasn't even feeling uncomfortable anymore beign groped and leered at by her own father, and she was actually looking forward to it. That was when Taiyang started to actually fuck Ruby. And the moment his cock entered her pussy, she immediately forgot any doubt she could have had, as she was fucked by her dad's own cock, and was absolutely loving it. Its' girth, its' length, the way it stretched her, the way she bulged a little from having it inside her... it all was heavenly, and the only sounds that came from her mouth for the nexth hours were pleas for more and cries of how good she felt.

[mayohigan-orange]

wretched beast doing her wretched things to help her wretched master, beware: she may steal your kitty treats

@dastump

"You think you can threaten my treats, do you?"

"Foolish."