#goku is idiot

[therealmofamorus]

Ask, Original,SMB

Goku between Chi-Chi, Bulma and Kefla.

"What a SMB?" Goku asked the three ladies at his side with a curious look.

"It's a game where you have to pick who get Smash, Marry, and Breed~" Bulma answered with a teasing grin at her old friend and at the other two.

Goku who still look confused but smiled nevertheless as he answered in his own Goku way.

"I don't what smash mean but I guess Kelfa would be the one. And I am already married to Chi-Chi so she marry, and I would breed you Bulma." Goku grinned, much to Chi-CHi anger-filled embrassment, Bulma amusement, and Kelfa bemusement.

[ilikeicecoffee-blog]

I'm still on my Mario × DBZ crossover shenanigans🤭🤭

I tried drawing Vegeta at the height he had during the Saiyan Saga in DBZ because we all know how short he really is; which in turn would make Peach look like she has the height of Broly/Whis next to him🤭🤭

Poor Peach, she has no idea what this short angry man is talking about or what a Saiyan is, but she still might be able to help him out with his small dilemma!😌

[ap-kinda-lit]

I’m too lazy to draw it and too excited to wait but this is my Saiyan Squad AU in a nutshell

[girlfatherfigure]

Anyway yeah ppl r always either like Heh goku is always 5 steps ahead of everybody he’s the smartest character To Ever Exist or Goku is such a stupid dumbass idiot himbo and it’s like guys. Guys not everything is one or the other. Guys can you hear me oh they have their AirPods in

[kewpiekills]

goku is high on the list of fictional guys i think i could get to wear a dog collar

[p-tinkie-85]

I chatted to my group again and the conversation is similar to Goku and Vegeta again. Actually it was just me and my crush but Gochi doesn't fit so here you go:

Goku: *sends a voice message where you can hear him eating*

Vegeta: *sends a voice message:* Thank you, Kakarot, for this nice message, but I have a question... WHY ARE YOU SENDING A MESSAGE WHILE YOU'RE EATING SOMETHING?! LUCKILY WE CAN STILL HEAR YOU BITE INTO THE FOOD, IF IT WAS JUST THE SLUBBLE I WOULD HAVE MISUNDERSTANDED SOMETHING!!!

Goku: *sends a special voice message where he is almost only slurping*

Vegeta: *sends a voice message:* You really are a complete idiot.

[tenshindon]

still not over how modern db is trying so hard to gaslight people into thinking goku’s a meatheaded idiot who’s never considered mental training an important aspect of martial arts

[wolfy1298]

I’ve been feeling nostalgic

[musecheerios]

He's befuddled by the dumb.

[umbreerie]

@munibani : oh my oh my . well this was interesting wasnt it ? someone else wanted them to teach them just like goku & vegeta now huh ? whis , with his parfait in hand , looked at the other before him in wonder . ah yes . the angel did recall this one - the most PERFECT being as so for told . ❝ oya ? the most perfect being standing before me ? now thats something you dont see every day . right now , i am enjoying this lovely little earth dish called a parfait . ❞ with spoon in hand , whis took a bite of the rather sweet treat . oh goodness was it so HEAVENLY . honestly earth had the most delicious of treats they could have ever made now . looking back over at the other the angel had gesture to take a sit . might as well indulge this little event now hm ? ❝ tell me - why the worlds most perfect being wishes to even remotely speak to me at a time like this ? surely you are strong enough as you are , yes ? ❞ it wasnt a jab mostly a statement . a fact . something that had been said time & time again . was the being here for training ? or perhaps to fight him ? wouldnt that be bad news knowing an angel really cant . ah - he took another bite of his sweet treat savoring the flavor as he did so . - Whis to Cell <3

He  knows  who  he  is ...  That's  a  good  start.  Cell  wouldn't  have  said  he  believed  in  divine  beings,  but  then  he'd  been  to  hell...  Hell.  Gohan  and  Goku  had  beaten  him,  so  stranger  things  had  indeed  happened.  His  pale  pink  eyes  scrutinize  the  angle  as  he  decides  whether  or  not  this  is  actually  worth  the  shot.  But  he'd  marched  himself  over  here,  so  surely,  he  wasn't  about  to  lose  his  nerve  now.  Besides...  He  was  recognized  as  the  perfect  being !  That  was  a  good  thing.  It  filled  his  chest  with  pride.  Or  ego,  perhaps.  He  eyes  the  parfait  curiously,  the  crests  that  made  up  his  brow  furrowing  slightly.

❝  Yes.  So  it  seems  my  reputation  proceeds  me !  Very  good.  I've  heard  you're  training  Goku  and  Vegeta,  is  that  right ?  Well,  if  that  is  the  case,  I  would  like  to  get  in  on  the  action,  so  to  speak !  ❞  He  announced,  and  slowly,  he  sat  himself  down  across  from  the  angel,  careful  that  his  wings  did  not  get  in  the  way,  his  legs  crossing  as  he  sat  in  the  most  refined  and  dignified  manner  he  could  with  such  a  strange,  bug-like  body.  In  his  relatively  short  time  alive  on  Earth,  the  first  time  around,  he'd  never  really  eaten  food.  Absorbed  the  bodies  of  countless  innocent  souls,  yes,  but  food ?  No,  he  never  stopped  to  enjoy  a  snack.  He  didn't  need  to.  Part  of  his  flawless  design  was  his  infinite  supply  of  energy,  so  food  and  water  weren't  necessary  for  him.  Still,  Whis  did  make  the  treat  seem  tempting.

❝  You  see,  any  potential  those  two  Saiyans  have,  I  too  possess !  I'm  made  up  of  Saiyan  cells  and  then  some.  Unlike  those  Saiyans,  however,  I've  never  had  an  instructor,  and  given  the  way  they've  improved  in  leaps  and  bounds  with  a  little  tutelage,  just  imagine  what  I  could  be  capable  of !  ❞  Yep.  That's  how  he  reasoned  it  to  himself.  It  wasn't  as  if  his  logic  wasn't  sound,  of  course.  Cell  wanted  very  little  in  life.  He  might  not  have  looked  it,  but  his  Saiyan  cells  dominated  him,  and  as  a  result,  all  he  really  wanted  was  to  fight  and  improve  his  abilities.  It's  how  he  could  truly  be  the  PERFECT  being.

[beeholyshit]

SORRY I WASNT VERY CREATIVE WITH THIS ONE </3

YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE MIWOOOOOOOO. I don't blame you for not recognizing the last ones bc I've barely said anything about them, LIKE THE COWBOY BEBOP DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A NAME YET AND I'VE NEVER POSTED ABOUT HER

I LOVE HOW YOU CATEGORIZED RUDY AND VALENTINE JSJAHSHA THAT'S SO CUUUUTE

I saw Vermelho on the first one and for a second I was like "wait wh- OH RIGHT" KDJSJSJSHWJAJW

[bitebitesnap]

You can't look me in the eye and tell me Shallot knows what a kiss is.

[ap-kinda-lit]

There needs to be at least one scene of Goku and Vegeta having an off the walls brawl but it’s over something petty and fun music is playing (like the car fight scene in Deadpool & Wolverine)

[apartz]

Dragon Ball Unsolved

[wirtsauce4020]

@gokutober day 18 - Muddy

[andonuts-about-you]

died in 1994. born in 2024.. welcome back earthbound teddy bear