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as payback for hijacking his corpse he gets one jumpscare a day
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YES YES YES I KNOW THAT MOST PEOPLE WILL REACT BADLY BUT HONESTLY THAT CAN ALSO BE FUN WHY DO YOU THINK I GO PISS OFF AUNTY ROSE SOMETIMES
#AND SOMETIMES FIX HER SHIT UP FOR HER#KEEPS HER ON HER TOES#AND GIVES MARLENE LESS HEADACHES#SERIOUSLY HOW THE FUCK HAS THAT HOUSE NOT CAUGHT FIRE#...WAIT WHAT ABOUT OTHER ROSE'S HOUSE
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Misha Collins is the funniest straight man ever. He’s the only person to arguably queerbait in real life. He had to come out as a straight. He was told by WB to just stay bisexual. He’s living every homophobe’s nightmare scenario but the only difference is that everyone actually loves it for him
#misha collins#also don’t argue about me about the queerbait thing I know he didn’t it’s just a fucking joke#anyway back to the funny#more straight people should honestly be like him#keep ‘em on their toes#or something#I know nothing about this man or supernatural#but I adore him#have y’all seen his feud on Tiktok with icaruspendragon?#btw someone should check on her#but it’s hilarious#I hope he loves the rest of his life by just adding fuel to the fire that is his life
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i think its so funny how they tried to push the "charles and moira as a couple" in xmfc when all their deleted scenes were charles flirting with her and moira not giving a single fuuuuuck lmao she was so not having it!!! like the hints of her as a character with traces of an actual personality were all in those scenes and they've cut it out to make sure they could bring her back as the love interest in apocalypse *booing*
#that scene where she asks charles to read her mind#and he does and his smiles drops off his face and he leaves its HILARIOUS#that scene where he gives her her memories back saying “im on a beach in cuba with you” like#DONT FUCKING PISS ME OFF!!!!#they could’ve been besties moira would soooooo keep charles on his toes and not pull up with his bullshit#cherik#charles xavier#professor x#x men#x men movies#x men first class
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Telling Lie-lacs?
Meet Bat!
He has an edgy af design which is immediately counteracted by him having 1 braincell he is now sharing with Dart
His mum seems... hmm... (u get a cookie if you can guess the gist of the conversation between her and Lilac- it's not nice)
Also Bat is a little bit based off a kid I taught who was missing a leg. She wore a prosthetic in the pool and one time stood up mid-lap holding it over her head and said "my leg fell off!" and i was like "oh... what do you normally do when this happens?"
Kids can adapt to anything and I think that's cool.
Oh yeah u can read Kindred of the Mammoth on Comicfury btw!
#this page is where that WIP of Lilac cleaning his toe beans comes from!#mammothclan#clangen#burnet#lilac#homotherium#snakespots#mammothmoon#pleistocene#ice age#stone age#sabertooth#sabercat#sabertooth tiger#<- no they're not they're not even pantherines#scimitar cat#moon 4#bat#dart#poppy#pine#kindred of the mammoth#Poppy's hair keeps growing but tbh im letting it#it's too late now#let mum have her emo fringe.#ableism#for Bat and his nasty nickname
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I try to respect everyone's interpretation of characters but I really do struggle to read fics where Theo says stuff about Eloise being worth so much more that him because of her position in life and about him not being worthy of her because he can't afford to give her a life of luxury
He's canonically a politically minded rebel who couldn't give a toss about her "station in life" and that's what she likes about him 😂
#theo: actually *I'm* worth more than a mollycoddled mayfair girl but as long as i keep her on her toes shes actually very smart and pretty#so I'll make an exception#bridgerton#eloise bridgerton#theo sharpe#theloise#if i can't have lesbian!eloise i will only accept eloise chasing after the haughty working class boy#who reluctantly finds her endearing against his better judgement#he's the kind of guy who would tease her relentlessly to her face but the second one of her siblings or another mayfair type calls her odd#he'll be stepping up and raising fists about it
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shathann fucked up in so many ways with raising taash but she also makes me. so so SO sad. welcome back deeply flawed dragon age mother figures in various shades of 'well. I mean you tried. I guess' (from 'not at all' to 'I can see what you thought you were going for at least' as appropriate) we tango once more
#american masc rook's delivery of 'then why did you leave?' is so fucking good. felt that right down to my toes.#I personally find shathann much more sympathetic than leandra hawke because I do think she really is doing the very best she knew how#with the extremely limited resources and background she'd been given. learning a bit too late that raising a kid isn't an academic debate#where like. I think leandra frequently fails to do parenting stuff just as much because it's easier/more comfortable for her to not do it#and I find sheer emotional laziness being allowed to do that kind of harm just. infuriating!!!!!! maddening!!!#but I think this is uh. one of those that's probably going to depend on your own personal history and experiences big time haha.#no wrong way to feel about it just personal tender spots#caterina just fucking sucks tho she keeps burning these kids up basically for financial reasons lmao#(it's more complicated than that and I think she probably also *did* genuinely fear for their survival if she let them be 'soft'#I mean. how couldn't she be afraid after all that shit. but that does not make it better or less fucked up what she did. and keeps doing)#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#shathann#every time taash calls shathann 'tama' I curl up in physical pain for a while before I can be functional again
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What people think Hobie is doing vs what he's actually doing
#*picks up Diane and tries to body slam her*#they're 'playfighting' (actually fighting)#gotta keep ur girl on her toes yaknow#he does it in front of people too#spiderman#hobie brown#marvel#spider man#atsv#spider punk#spiderpunk#across the spiderverse#DiscoSpider#hobie brown x reader#hobie brown x oc#hobie brown x you#hobie brown x y/n#hobie x reader#hobie x you#hobie x oc
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MMM YEAH.
many interesting questions right here!
#house md#gregory house#james wilson#screencap#s04e13 “No More Mr. Nice Guy”#of course wilson would drink martinis i should've known#mental image of house going back to bonnie gossiping and pressing her for more details about wilsons sex life#they're like friends who low-key hate each other but do have the connection and good time#(wilson dates bad bitches only)#“one or more” yeah leave that room for doubt keep him on his toes#also house planting the idea that wilson is the one who doesn't want to have sex w amber#okay. you evil bisexual. i see you#long post#longpost
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When Eddie and Steve first became parents, Robin made them a silent promise.
She swore to herself that she was going to give their children the most annoying gifts she could possibly find.
(To preserve the sanctity of their friendship, of course).
In 2006, when Moe and Robbie are five and three, Robin catches wind of the girls’ struggle to learn the appropriate places to put stickers. She found this out when Steve lamented to her for fifteen entire minutes about how difficult it is to get stickers off of clothing and walls and windows and light switches (everything, pretty much).
So it is with great delight that Robin adds two colossal books of novelty stickers to the collection of gifts she and Nancy were pulling together. She also gives them each a paint set and fabric markers.
Moe and Robbie were pumped, naturally. Steve and Eddie were not.
Robin: What? I just want to support their artistic endeavors!
Robin happens to think she went easy on them. She’d also seen a kids’ megaphone that she graciously vetoed (Hazel is still a newborn and still not sleeping through the night yet – she wants to bug them, not drive them off the ledge into total insanity).
The next year, she doesn’t hold back – not only does she give them the megaphone, but she also finds a slide whistle and a plastic recorder and a bucket of mega bouncy balls.
Over the years the girls get from their Aunt Robin – slime, kinetic sand, a karaoke machine that was only programmed with Disney Channel Original Musical soundtracks, prank kits, a cowbell, craft glitter, a rock tumbler, an ant farm. One year she gave all three of them Furbies.
This crusade is easy when the girls are little, because kids' toys are notably annoying as a baseline, but she has a harder time when the girls hit their teen years. Robin, however, is nothing if not committed to the bit, so she always manages to figure something out.
Robin: Do you think it’d be taking it too far to buy Moe that phone she’s been harassing them about.
Nancy: Uh, yeah.
Robin: What about the gerbil for Hazel?
Nancy: *thinking*
Nancy: That one’s fine.
#she’s gotta keep them on their toes#steve and eddie get their revenge by making donations in her name to other museums than the one she works at#”i thought you wanted to support the arts?” is their response#”i’m on their fucking *mailing list* now!” she tells them later#steddie#steddie dads#liv’s steddie dads verse#ronance#steve harrington#eddie munson#robin buckley#nancy wheeler
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fashion day
#art#my art#rottmnt#rottmnt future leo#rottmnt au#rottmnt fanart#fanart#birdwatcher leo#look at him...#or her#keep them on their toes#this leos gender is ambiguous and depends on my mood#as it should be
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So there was a Callowmoore question on 4SD which has got people talking and since nobody will ask me about it I'm gonna get it out of my brain anyway.
For someone on 4SD as frequently as Taliesin, Callowmoore questions are rare and I think that partly comes from us fans not wanting to try and steer him but also because his answers tend to be complicated. He's quite plain with other stuff, but a lot also gets offered into interpretation when it comes to Ashton and Fearne.
And granted, we Callowmoores would love for him to pull a Liam and just up and say Ashton has feelings for her, but I think we all know that's not Tal's way; aside from the nuggets of wisdom, killer one-liners and unique homebrews, we tend to love Tal's characters for their actions and expressions, some of which subtle and rewarding to those paying attention. For this reason I have had to mull over this one minute answer for most of my day and figure out what I think he means by it, like blue curtains in a book.
To note though, 'I think' is the operative term, but I also don't believe that Tal has left Callowmoore better or worse by his response.
One of the interesting things I want to point out is that my interpretations are observing the divide between Taliesin's words and his roleplaying; it is not to say that Tal is being dishonest in his answers, but I also see it as the answers are what Ashton thinks and his roleplay is how they feel.
So no, Ashton isn't 'precious' about Fearne wandering off when sleeping beside each other, if she said no or came back safely it wouldn't have bothered them, and it's fair for Ashton to have preferred Fearne to have woke them up. And yet that doesn't deny the reaction Ashton had waking up to find her gone and fearing that she's in danger, and not there to help her; the panic, the anger, the impatience are all clear and instinctive reactions Ashton is having that imply that her being with them is important. They're not precious about Fearne waking up and leaving the bed before they wake, and yet they'll still smile upon waking and finding that she's still there.
The 'Adventurers with Benefits' is one of two comments I can see being used maliciously against shippers, but it's worth reminding that on the last Callowmoore question Tal was asked, he mentioned that Ashton doesn't believe that someone would love them. Ashton feels unlovable, and yet they still ask for intimacy with Fearne, leaning further into their connection but also not pressuring her into commitment. It's also worth pointing out that this is still a slow burn, even Jester questioned whether her feelings for Fjord were legitimate or a romanticized fantasy at one point, and Ashton is not privy to Fearne's feelings for them. Ashton frames it as Adventurers with Benefits because they don't allow themselves to entertain the idea of Fearne reciprocating feelings for them, and yet their impulse to kiss her before absorbing the shard, to frequently engage in physical contact at a growing rate, to playfully steal and share each other's clothing, the desire to defend her from harm or anyone that might have ulterior motives, and to willingly do anything and everything just for her to smile in their direction again, that paints more of a picture than just benefits.
Which finally gets us to Ashton's theory of love. Tal mentions that Ashton believes that love is 'wanting to trust somebody, but not trusting them'. Immediately: No, haters, I don't think this means Ashton doesn't trust Fearne, nor do I think it means that Ashton trusts Fearne so they don't love her. Ashton trusts all the Hells (well, maybe not Braius since they just met), but Fearne is special to them in a different way, they've already platonically said that they loved her when they first were using their titan forms. In addition, this could be an elaboration of the last time Tal brought up Ashton's opinion of Love on the post-shard Callowmoore question: 'love is ignorance and adorableness'. This is another thing that can develop, elaborate and/or change over time, but at the current moment Ashton's interpretation of love can come from environment; Imogen wants to trust Laudna but can't wholly trust her given Delilah, but even Ashton can see that they love each other. Tal also mentioned that Ashton is not very experienced in relationships - which kinda plays into my belief that Ashton and Fearne, while have had relationships, haven't had deep romantic feelings or proper intimacy before, which makes them discovering it with each other more special - so their understanding of love can only exist on what they assume it's like.
And yet what if you reworded the phrase in the same spirit? 'Love is trusting someone wholeheartedly even with nothing to reassure it', there have been many a time something looked to go south and faith was put in another anyway; the shard may be a bad example because it did go wrong but even though the red flags were there Ashton upon completing the process said 'thank you for trusting me', when Fearne took the shard Ashton was a bag full of panic their experience meant they couldn't trust that the shard wouldn't be just as bad for Fearne, and yet they still wanted to trust that Fearne would succeed. Ashton couldn't trust that whenever Fearne was wild shaped, cornered by Otohan, or taken away by Ira on Ruidus that she'd come back safe, and yet still wanted to trust that she would, Ashton couldn't confirm that Fearne wasn't a Doppelganger in Nanna Mori's trust trial - even when FCG and Imogen suspected it was her - and yet they still wanted to trust that it was her. Ashton's view on love may not be entirely right but it's not entirely wrong either, what is blind faith if not ignorant and adorable? Even with their interpretation, Ashton has put plenty of faith in Fearne even when the risk was high.
In conclusion, Ashton's behaviour towards Fearne do often imply a complexity rather than a discrepancy to Tal's 4SD statements, that maybe Ashton's emotions and subconscious are not in sync with their self-doubt driven thoughts, perhaps it is the way Ashton tempers their feelings to try and not get hurt by them or cause Fearne to get hurt by them again. Ashton's apology to her post-shard made a point of noting how she means a lot to them, and how hurting her was one of the worst things they have done, and as they work towards self-improvement and self-discovery, there will likely be a point where self-realisation comes into play too, and they can understand why what they're thinking differs to how they're feeling.
Again, this is all interpretation, speculation and observation, one that like the core statements doesn't add or subtract but fills in some gaps either way. Ashton's feelings are a complicated matter, which is likely why Tal entices and creates such speculation with a complicated answer. Right now Ashton clearly does care for Fearne and share a special relationship that's regrowing after suffering tension, loss and fear, blooming back into trust, joy and comfort, but save 5 Disney Greek Muses backing him up in a Gospel song they're not just gonna out and say they're in love
And Yet...
#critical role#cr3#cr3 spoilers#4sd spoilers#4sd#4 sided dive#callowmoore#ashton greymoore#fearne calloway#rockwild#fearne x ashton#ashton x fearne#taliesin jaffe#I know it's an essay but I don't get asks or chats and my brain just screams 'ask meeeee!'#Tal wouldn't be Tal if he wasn't keeping us on our toes but also c'mon Tal!#stuff like this is why I'm an anxious mess every BH Thursday and every Tal/Ashley on 4SD Tuesday#you don't understand I would chew my left arm off for them and I'm left handed!#to think I only peered into CR for some storytelling tips and a carton of milk and now look at me XD#but anyway one of them just needs to drink the courage I am starving here#and Sam's clearly starving too if he's made Braius to speed up all the ships#ofc continue the slow burn but also like be flirty about it? Make out a few times#make some love-a to burn Ludinus and/or Zathuda to a crisp?#did I mention AND YET#tag reader bonus: Fearne wears another one of Ashton's belts around her thigh for when things are getting spicy~
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Re: TLovM episodes 3x07-3x09
#critical role#the legend of vox machina#tlovm#tlovm spoilers#for my tags#tag edit: I typo'd season 2 instead of 3 you saw nothing#I can see why they've made certain changes like keeping Percy deader dead and longer vs all the deaths VM had in-game#and I am liking them bc it keeps you on your toes even if you watched campaign 1 and/or are familiar with it#bc all the in-game deaths can definitely make death feel trivial when they can get res'd easily by a high level party with resources#and for the show they have to make them stick more WHICH MAKES ME WONDER PROBABLY THE SAME THING EVERYONE ELSE IS#WHAT COOL NEW SHIT ARE THEY DOING FOR THE FINAL 3 SEASON 3 EPS#ALSO KASHAW!! OH NO!!! THE HIMBO!#I get the inkling that they're leading towards a thematically heavy moment in the last 3 episodes of the season based on a lot of what#happened in these three and OH BOY SHIT IS NOT GOING TO DE-ESCALATE MUCH BY EP 12 WHEW IT'S GONNA KEEP GOING#I bet Raishan infecting Keyleth is going to play into that as well if ep 12 ends with them confronting her#at least it looked like she may have infected her - an insurance policy bc if VM and Thordak have to find a cure then she can get it too#olessan oration#also RIP in pieces Thordak you magnificent bastard#also THAT WAS MATT SINGING IN EP 7 CREDITS??#also everyone being v cute in between all the serious goings-on
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MASSIVE thank you to @moonamayillu for drawing my sweeties SO beautifully, I cannot stop swooning over how pretty this is 😭😍
Flustering this girl is basically Hidan's hobby. He's very good at it.
#Art commission#Artist: Moonamayillu#OC: Izumi#Hidan#OC x Hidan#Art for a Fic#fic: oh honey there goes your bastard#OBSESSED with this like my eyes are growing straws out of them and drinking this through the screen#Have fun with that visual#Hidan is absolutely in the middle of ruining a romantic moment but hey at least he keeps her on her toes#He will say something totally degenerate and then tell her she should probably keep him on a shorter leash probably marry him about it#shameless SHAMELESS#Izumi bb good luck with this one
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Hyrulean Diplomacy
#tears of the kingdom#totk#tloz#legend of zelad#loz#ganondorf#sonia#queen sonia#totk spoilers#oh how the turns table#your majesty raura queen sonia has once again tried to regicide the king of the gerudo and rauru is like sips tea good for her#keeps ganondorf on his toes#give sonia and zelda a knife
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Get u a baby that can do both (slay dragons and befriend dragons)
Big Baby Rosie trying to convince me that this is actually her side of the bed now.
#Sabine my beloved. You look so smart in that fancy coat. So warm and ready for adventures.#As for Rosie...Maybe I will have to buy her a noodle pillow of her own#Sabine aka Beanie Baby#Big baby Rosie#Dogs are better than people#I'm really struggling with my body today but the puppies are keeping me on my toes so I can't dwell on it too much
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