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#metal gear#metal gear solid#mgs#quiet#kazuhira miller#big boss#bbkaz#sunny emmerich#raiden#solid snake#iriquois pliskin#the boss#the sorrow#idk the ship name#devil may cry#dmc#dante sparda#raidante#keanu reeves#shadow the hedgehog#sketchdump
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Babes in Toyland (1986)
#Endless movie ships#Jack & Mary#Babes in Toyland#Keanu Reeves#Jill Schoelen#Drew Barrymore#Not my Gifs
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Keanu Reeves x Curly Mouthwashing toxic yaoi
#Keanu Reeves x Curly Mouthwashing toxic yaoi#poisoned sugar11 post#this is. a crack ship. to be clear.
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Keanu Reeves: âGuys Iâm so excited to share some John Wick news with you! Weâve got guns, weâve got cars, weâve g-â
The chat:
#shadow and bone#aw hell nah#they manifesting ships with the power of keanu reeves đ#maybe the real gun fight was the ship wars we fought along the way
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Wanted to make this crackship edit for valentines day but I was busy so...I'm a bit late Song: ĐĐž2 - ĐĐ”ĐșĐ»ĐŸ
#john wick#keanu reeves#capcut#edit#jw#crackship#ĐżĐŸĐ»ĐžŃĐ”ĐčŃĐșĐžĐč Ń ŃŃблДĐČĐșĐž#алДĐșŃĐ°ĐœĐŽŃ ĐżĐ”ŃŃĐŸĐČ#golden glock#that's how I call this ship don't mind me
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ehem.
#keanu reeves and dylan moran should get married#dylan moran#keanu reeves#meme#gay#i ship them#sorry#not sorry
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My Private Idaho-1991 American
Going back to 1991 this review is for one of my favourite films My Private Idaho.
Mikey played by River Phoenix is a narcoleptic rent boy who goes on a journey with his best friend Scott favor played by me keanu Reeves to find his estrangedïżŒ mum. On the way it becomes apparent that Mikey is in love with Scott but his romantic feelings towards his best friend may not be reciprocatedïżŒ.
This film was both beautiful and gritty and demonstrated the heart ache of unrequited love. It seemed the actors had great chemistry and I shipped them as much as the character they played. RIP River! :â(
Rating:4/5
I would have given it a 5/5 as a film and just for seeing the two actors play along side each other but for BL value I had to knock the rating down slightly as it left my fujoshi heart needing more!
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TW: MILD BLOOD
Already posted these on insta but since Iâm not here often Iâll just post these đđ
Da Boyz (with a z because they are cool) đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€ i thought I could make some sort of AU where they are emo and sillay đđ All of them are based of of their respective movies because why not.
From my fanfic, not real.
#tom cruise#crack fic#crack ship#fanart#fanfic#fanfiction#digital art#brad pitt#jake gylenhall#ryan gosling#keanu reeves#christian bale#they are emo#AU#alternate universe#da boys are emo and thatâs ok
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Iâve just been watching tons of Sandra Bullock interviews, and some of my favorites are the ones where her and Keanu Reeves did interviews together for The Lake House and just basically waxed poetic about how much they love and respect each other
#also my favorite story that came out of those interviews is that#he went to her wedding and hung out with her all day and stayed until the end hhrjenska#itâs so hard not to ship them lmao#i mean i know nothing about their current friendship status bc this was 16 years ago#iâm sure theyâre still friends tho bc they also stayed friends between Speed and The Lake House#but at least in 2006 they seemed to have an amazing friendship#and you canât help but ship them except you canât bc she was married at the time#sandra bullock#keanu reeves
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#oh how i wish i knew keanu reeves like i think thay would fix me if i knew him#â see previous tags. #honestly? same #him coming back to her doorstep after their convo is like two day shipping except for us auditory processing disordered besties #he's like me he's actually like me ugh (tags courtesy of @hauntedpearl and @theinfinitedivides)
#i copy tags#speed 1994#hey my friend and i just watched that!#sandra bullock#keanu reeves#two day shipping except for us auditory disordered besties#is gonna#lives in my head#rent free#isnt it#retag#i ramble in the tags
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cant lie keanu reeves as shadow makes shadow sound old as fuck tho he's supposed to be fifteen but it does make it hella lot funnier and entertaining
#hey im not complaining#shadow's movie design is S tier look at that fluffy heap of a hedgehog#sega / paramount can make this up to me by making sonic joke about shadow sounding a lot like keanu reevers#*reeves#or reference a keanu movie in terms of shadow like that's the least they could do after writing sonic's 'keanu you're a national treasure'#<- and to have keanu voice another hedgehog that's pretty well loved by fans (and dare i say shipped with sonic too) . they missed OUT#they knew what they were doing /lh /hj
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Some angst to fluff of himbo kiri finding out reader is pregnant?-đ§đœââïžđ§đœââïž
Red Riot: Unbreakable Baby Daddy
Eijiro Kirishima x Reader
Fandom: My Hero Academia
Ship: Eijiro Kirishima x Fem Reader! đ
Genre: Angst to Fluff, Romance, Pregnancy, Smut
CW: MDNI!, A18+, PIV, pregnancy sex, oral, lemon, profanity
Link to My Master List
Well, shit.
You stand in your apartment bathroom nervously tapping your foot as you re-read the pregnancy test instructions. Plus sign means positive. Minus sign means negative. You grab the test with clumsy hands and it almost goes sailing into the toilet â almost. You manage to catch it before it hits the porcelain throne and you scramble to read it again. There, on the cheap drugstore pregnancy test, is the faintest of plus signs.
Shit. Shit. Shit.
Okay â gotta think this through. Have you always wanted a baby? Yes. But are you ready for a baby now!?
Your mind whirs through all of the details of your life â steady partner? Check. Reliable source of income? Check. Decent living space? Check.
Sure, youâre a little younger than you would have liked, but to hell with it â you have everything you need to bring a baby into this world. So why the heck not!?
A baby! Youâre going to have a baby. And not just any baby â Eijiro Kirishimaâs baby.
You laugh giddily and race out of the bathroom to get your phone. Itâs lying on the floral Ikea bedspread where you left it.
 You click open your home and see your background is currently an image of Keanu Reeves from John Wick. Oh. Thatâs right â you had swapped our your usual background pic of Kirishima for this image last night. After you two had fought for an hour.
Your petty revenge on Eijiro has always been to change your phone background to a hot, skinny actor. It always drives him a little crazy â he hates to see you lust over other celebrities. Especially the slim, emo looking ones â it always makes him a little on edge that his big muscular himbo body might no longer be your taste. Itâs petty of you, and maybe even a little mean playing into your boyfriendâs insecurities like thisâŠbut itâs really the only ammo you have against him when youâre annoyed or angry. Of all the things a person could do to get back at their partner for something, having Keanu as your phone background doesnât seem so bad.
You swipe to unlock your phone and pull up your last conversation with Kiri. You know you need to tell him ASAP, but the two of you havenât spoken since your blowout the night before. Itâs not as if youâve broken up or anything, but you both needed some space.
You think back to the argument. The two of you rarely fight, but this particular quarrel had been festering for months. Kirishima maintains in public that heâs single. He refuses to put you in the spotlight, worrying that in announcing heâs âinvolvedâ with you, heâll be putting you in harmâs way. Heâs put away so many villains over the past decade, and he fears that they would come after you as revenge on Red Riot.
For months youâve been telling him youâre ready to take on the risk. The two of you have been a couple for 3 years now. When he refuses to acknowledge that he has a girlfriend in the press, it makes you feel insecure. Does he not take this relationship seriously? Does he not think that you two are capable of going the distance? In private, he worships the ground you walk on, but is that all just for show when youâre alone?
The night before, you had expressed these fears and doubts, practically begging Eijiro to call his publicist and break the news that Japanâs Sturdy Hero is taken and off the dating market.
Aside from your personal insecurities, you hate seeing the way that women endlessly flirt with Eijiro in public. They ask for selfies, wrapping their hands around his thick biceps and planting chaste kisses on his chiseled cheek. Eijiro, being the manly hero he is, always vehemently shuts down their advances. But you always wonder, if the right pretty woman were to come along and ask for a date â would he say yes?
Despite your anxieties, Red Riot is unwaveringly loyal, and would never entertain the thought of cheating. But that doesnât stop the media from insinuating that heâs dating a new super model or Pro Hero every other week. You hate seeing him plastered on magazines in the grocery store, photoshopped next to a Top 20 hero with a nice rack and a thousand watt smile.
You think back to the argument last night, replaying it in your head like an old film reel.
You had stood in your tiny apartment kitchen, cleaning up after a delicious dinner the two of you had cooked together. Earlier that day, you had seen a tabloid at the mall showing off a particularly salacious photo of Red Riot after a particularly gruesome battle â half of his uniform had been torn off, revealing budging muscles and his dark happy trail that disappeared into his work pants. The image showed your boyfriend sitting on the edge of an ambulance as a pretty nurse smiled up at him and wrapped up a wound on his arm. The tabloid had a flashy title splashed across the cover âRed Riot Finds Love in the Field!?â You had begrudgingly purchased the magazine, bringing it home so you could show Kiri how ridiculous the media is getting, and how much it bothers you.
âLook at this, Eij. I have to see these all the time.â You toss the magazine in his direction and he catches it, smirking at the image on the cover.
âWow, how did they even get that picture? I didnât see any press at that fight.â He wonders, flipping through to the article. ââChivalrous Hero Red Riot does it again â defeats the villain and seemingly gets the girl. Did we see sparks between the sturdy hero and the pretty EMT patching him up? Sources on the ground say he asked the emergency worker to dinner to thank her for her efforts.â Wow, babe, youâre totally right. Theyâre absolutely making shit up about me. But hey â I do think I look pretty good in this pic, donât you?â
He cocks an eyebrow and holds the article up for you to see â you didnât see this picture earlier. You had been too angry to look at the actual article. The image shows Eijiro standing strong in his hero gear â his arms are crossed and a confident smile sparkles across his handsome face. The picture turns you on a bit â you always love the way he has learned to own the spotlight, to look unbreakable in the face of danger. Itâs one of the reasons why you love him so damn much â his confidence in tough situations. You know that it took a lot of work for him to get to this point â he used to second guess himself so much when he was younger. But Eijiro had put in the time and the work in building his self esteem and his hero career, and now he is able to save people with a grin on his face. Youâre so damn proud of the strong, capable hero heâs become.
You push down your arousal and get back to the point. âYeah, babe. You always look great. But lookâŠthe point is I donât like the way that they are always trying to ship you with whatever woman is in your vicinity. It really hurts me.â You pause, looking away from the article and getting back to washing your dishes in the sink. You pass a wet dish to Eijiro which he dries wordlessly before placing it in your dish cabinet. âI want you to tell people about me â I want to be part of your life in every way possible. BabeâŠplease.â
âNo.â He says soundly, before rattling off all of the reasons why he doesnât want your relationship public. The two of you continue washing and drying dishes together as you talk.
âBut Katsuki and Izukuâs relationship is public! Kyoka and Denki! Shoto and YaMomo!â You say accusatorily, shutting off the faucet as you finish washing the final bowl. You shove it into his chest pointedly and stalk off to the living room. He dries the bowl and places it on the counter before following. You plop down on the couch and cross your arms. Eijiro is giving you a weird, stricken look. He doesnât want to be having this conversation.
âBabe. Iâm gonna say something thatâs going to really piss you off. But I need you to understand if from my point of view. All of our couple friendsâŠwell, yeah they can be public about their relationships. Because theyâre all Pro Heroes. And youâreâŠwell, you know. Youâre not. Youâre a citizen who never worked to develop your quirk and you have no true combat experience. Itâs different with all of them.â
You feel your cheeks heat up in embarrassment and anger. âSo what!?â You practically yell, hating to be reminded that youâre the only one in your boyfriendâs massive friend group who isnât a Hero. âWhat does that matter? You think I canât take care of myself!?â
âNo, itâs not that. I just want you to think about the training we all have and the threats we face everyday. All of our friends can go toe to toe with the worst super villains known to society. So if some goon came after them looking for revengeâŠthey would be able to deal with it. But babeâŠyouâre not a Pro. I donât want to get you involved in anything dangerous or scary. I need you to understand that and see if from my perspective.â He goes quiet, looking at you for an answer.
Youâre furious. You can kind of understand where heâs coming from here, but whatever stretch of understanding you have is buried under pure undiluted rage.
âSo your saying our relationship isnât the same as all of your friendâs relationships? Ours isnât worth celebrating and having public?â
âNo, thatâs not it at all! Babe. You are the most precious thing in my life and I do not want to put you in jeopardy. I need you to understand that.â He says pleadingly.
âIâm tired of seeing all those hot Pro Heros hanging on you and flirting with you on talk shows! I am sick of being quiet and watching other women fawn all over you like youâre some sort of man whore.â
âY/NâŠyou know that I donât like getting that attention and that it makes me uncomfortable. Iâve been trying to set boundaries with my fans and co-workers and I do feel like people are starting to get more respectful about touching me. Babe, I know you donât like that and Iâm really pushing back when women get close to me out in the field. Please believe me.â
You do. Of course you believe him. But if everyone just knew about your existence, youâre sure they would back the fuck away from your boyfriend.
âEij. I believe you and I understand where youâre coming from. But Iâm so tired of feeling like Iâm some kind of dirty secret. Iâm just so angry right now, I donât think I can talk about this anymore tonight. JustâŠleave.â Youâre getting a stress headache. You pinch the bridge of your nose and close your eyes in an attempt to stave off the pain, but it just gets worse. You walk away, leaving him sitting on the couch and looking upset.
He calls out after you, but doesnât follow. âY/N! I just wish you really understood why I want to keep this private. Please.â
A few minutes later, you hear the door slam closed behind him. You donât text or call each other for the rest of the night.
But none of that matters now. That stupid argument is nothing - not now that Eijiroâs baby is growing deep inside you. You shriek with excitement. You need to let your boyfriend know ASAP. Heâs leaving on a big mission soon, and you need to make sure you catch him before he goes into his next strategy session with Katsuki, Sero and Izuku.
You scramble to swipe open your stupid screensaver and pull up your contacts. You hit Kirishimaâs name and let it ring, bringing the phone to your ear with giddy excitement.
The phone rings and rings. Finally, you hear your boyfriendâs gravely voice pick up on the other end.
ââŠhello?â He sounds annoyed.
âEijiro. I need you to come over to my apartmentâŠlike, ASAP.â
His voice instantly looses its cold edge. âWhatâs wrong? Y/N â is everything alright?â
âYes. I mean, no. I meanâŠIâm not sure! But I need you here right now. Itâs urgent.â
âIs it about our fight last night? Because Iâm still upset about it, but I am sorry if I minimized your feelings. I really canât leave right now, weâre about to go and - â
âEij.â You cut him off midsentence. âI wouldnât be asking you to leave work if it werenât super important.â
He sighs, breathing out heavily into the phone receiver. âOkay. Give me 20 minutes.â
âGot it.â
He hangs up. Itâs a mark of how upset he still is that he doesnât end the call with his usual âLove you, sweetheart.â But you donât care. You have a feeling that what you have to tell him will change everything.
The next 20 minutes are gonna feel like the longest of your life. You feel like youâre bursting at the seams with the news of your positive pregnancy test. You dance and twirl around the little apartment, using your frenetic energy to tidy. You clean the countertop and stove, flip through your junk mail and even fluff the pillows on your navy blue couch.
In a fit of inspiration, you scurry to your room and throw on your black silk dress. Itâs sinfully tiny, with a slit running up the thigh. Itâs by far Eijiroâs favorite outfit of yours. When he sees you in it, he canât keep his hands off of you.
By the time that you hear his key turn in the apartment door, youâre fit to vibrate out of your skin youâre so excited. You watch him stumble in across the apartment threshold, looking world-weary and exhausted from a long day of mission strategy and patrolling.
âThereâs my hero.â You say, running and throwing your arms around his thick, muscular neck. He catches you easily in his arms, his strong hands running down the smooth silk of your dress in disbelief.
âIs this your way of apologizing?â He mumbles into your shoulder. You laugh, giving him a squeeze before taking a step back from him.
âAbout that fight we had? It doesnât matter right now. Itâs irrelevant. I need you to forget about it.â
His eyes travel the length of your body, appreciating the way the dress hugs your curves. The slit up your thigh is of particular interest to his bright ruby eyes.
âConsider it forgotten.â He says, but he still sounds skeptical. âNow what was so urgent that you had me leave work in the middle of a strategy session? Bakugo almost ripped my head off when I told him I needed to come to your apartment.â
âYeah, donât worry about that. Heâll understand.â
âYou sound awfully confident about that.â Eijiro raises an eyebrow, a frown plastered on his handsome face. âMust be something pretty important.â
âIt is.â You grab his hand, dragging him across your tiny apartment and towards the bathroom. âJoin me in the restroom.â
âUhâŠokay.â Eijiro is flabbergasted, tossing his workbag to the ground as he follows after you. You pull him into your small blue tiled bathroom and push him down to sit on the toilet seat. Some news is best taken sitting down.
âAlright.â You reach into the medicine cabinet to grab the orange washcloth that youâve stowed the pregnancy test in. âClose your eyes.â
âWhatâs going on, Y/N?â He sounds a mix of exhausted, tired and annoyed.
âJust go with it. I promise itâs worth the wait.â He sighs and obeys, closing his eyes and turning his face up towards the ceiling. You marvel for a moment at how â despite his manly himbo physique â heâs just so damn pretty. You hope your baby inherits the sharp curve of his chin and those glimmering ruby eyes.
You unwrap the pregnancy test from the washcloth and hold it out like an offering in front of Eijiro.
âOkay.â You take a shaky breath. âOpen your eyes.â
Eijiro does as heâs told and stares blankly at you and the test for a moment.
âWhatâs thisâŠ?â He starts to say, and then it registers. The pregnancy test. The tiny plus sign.
 âOH MY GOD.â He leaps off of where heâs sitting on the toilet seat and scrambles to grab the plastic strip from your hands. He holds it close to his eyes and then far away again, taking in the magnitude of what it means. âIs this what I think it is!? When? How!?â He looks up at you in wonder over the test.
âRemember that camping trip with all of our friends up at the lake? We borrowed Bakugoâs car so we could go pick up some pizza from town, but we ended up pulling off the road and fucking in the back seat before we cleared the woods.â You smile, thinking back to the fated trip a few weeks ago.
Eijiroâs face is ghostly white as his eyes widen in realization. âOh my God â we didnât use a condom.â He sucks in a breath.
âI asked if you wanted to cum in my mouth but you were just begging me to let you cum inside. You kept calling me âsweet heartâ and the âlove of my life.â And it was so pathetic and sweet that I thought oh, what the hell! Maybe just this once! And now here we are.â
âOh my God.â Eijiro takes a few steps forward and then sinks to his knees before you on the cool tiles of the bathroom floor. Even on kneeling, heâs just so tall. He brings his head down to rest on your belly. You tense up, unsure of what to say. Everything is still and quiet, and your nerves are on edge.
Finally, Eijiro looks up at you, his wide ruby eyes glimmering with tears. A shaky grin spreads across his face. âBabeâŠIâm so happy.â He places a kiss to your stomach before disentangling himself. He gets back to his feet and pulls you back into his arms. âIâm sorry for that bullshit argument. It seems so silly now.â
He nuzzles his face into your neck. âI justâŠâ You hear him choke back a sob, his shoulders shaking. âI love you so much. I canât even tell you what this means to meâŠI always pictured us having kids someday, but it always seemed like such a distant future thing. And now here we are. Sure, itâs unplanned and thereâs a lot we need to figure out. But God, I feel so lucky.â
This brings tears to your eyes as well. You hug him back, breathing in his scent deeply. He smells like cinnamon â youâre sure he grabbed one of his favorite cinnamon donut snacks on the walk over from his agency. You snuggle into his arms and stifle back come joyful crying.
âWeâre going to have the most beautiful family, Eij.â You say into his thick chest.
âYes, we are. I bet the baby will have your beautiful eyes, and that glowing smile.â He runs his hand over your back soothingly, reaching across you to gingerly place the pregnancy test on the sink counter.
âI hope it looks like you â shark teeth and all. Can you imagine? Red Riot, Jr.â You laugh. âYouâll have a little mini-Kiri running around.â You both grin at the image. âI should start calling you Red Riot: Unbreakable Baby Daddy.â
This makes Eijiro laugh. âHey I like that! But wow, Y/N. Just wow.â
He sweeps you off your feet and into his arms, carrying you out of the bathroom and into your clean living room.
âWe have so much to talk though. Hell, I should call out of that mission this week. We need to figure a ton out. Whose apartment do we want to move into â or should we get a new place together? We should do some financial planning, figure out childcare. Whatâs your jobâs maternity leave policy look like? Shit, weâll need to find a doula. Someone at the agency recommended having a doula. And at what point do we tell our friends? Our parents? Babe, youâll need to build us one of your signature spreadsheets or planners or whatever, I - â
âShhh, Kiri.â You put a finger to his lips. âBabe, thereâs plenty of time for all of that. Just let it sink in for a minute.â Youâre wrapped up in his arms as he caries you across the room, holding you up like itâs nothing. Your Kirishima is such a strong hero, and you feel a fierce flame of pride flare up in your chest â this man is all yours.
Youâre both silent for a moment, taking it all in. A baby. The two of you made a baby. Itâs an incredible, almost unfathomable thought.
After a moment or two of quiet, Eijiro looks up at you mischievously. âSo yeah, we can figure out all the financial and medical stuff laterâŠbut in terms of fuckinââŠdoes this mean 9 months of unlimited cream pies?â
You shriek in surprise.
âOH MY GOD KIRI THATâS WHAT YOUâRE THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW!?â You cry out, your voice echoing through the apartment as you bat at him playfully, cackling. He leans down so he can capture your lips in a searing kiss. Oh, God. Yeah â heâs being serious. He breaks the kiss and puts you down on the couch lightly so that youâre sitting up and he drops to his knees before you.
âI think we should celebrate, baby.â He slides his hands up under your tiny silk dress, causing the fabric to gather at the tops of your thighs. âAh, fuck youâre gorgeous.â He runs his fingers across your legs, leaving goose bumps peppering your skin. He peaks beneath your dress to see cute striped panties underneath. A hunger sparks in his eyes â his shark-toothed grin is ravenous, roguish.
He spreads your legs and scoots himself in between them, leaning forward to press a kiss against your clothed pussy. He brings up his hand and runs it across your panties, lightly circling your clit before tracing down, down, down.
âYou gettingâ wet for me, babe?â He whispers hoarsely, not taking his eyes off of your panties.
âWhy donât you see for yourself?â You tease. Youâre rewarded with a light pinch to your clit that causes you to yelp in surprise. âKiri!â He chuckles, using his fingers to move the fabric of your panties to the side, exposing your pussy to the cool air of the room.
âSo wet for me, sweet heart.â He grabs your hand, bringing it to his mouth so he can kiss your palm. He takes your forefinger and brings it to his mouth, wrapping his lips around it and sucking. He then moves your hand to your pussy and encourages you to pleasure yourself. âShow me how my baby likes it.â
You moan as you touch yourself, playing with your clit and dipping your fingers shallowly at the entrance of your pussy. Eijiro gets to his feet and takes off his hero costume, dropping his pants and underwear to the ground and freeing his hardening cock.
âYouâre putting on quite a show, baby.â He says, leaning forward to slip the dressâs spaghetti straps off your shoulders. âNow show me those pretty tits.â He pushes the fabric of the dress down, exposing your chest. Your nipples perk up the instant the air hits them. He pinches your nipples lightly and then kneads your breasts a bit, one in each hand. The dress is now scrunched across your middle, most of you exposed to Kirishimaâs greedy eyes. He takes a step back so that he can begin to stroke his cock as he watches you go to work on your pussy. You bite your lip and look away, almost embarrassed at the intensity of his gaze.
âYou warmed up a little, baby?â He asks, leaning forward to plant his arms against the couch with you wedged helplessly in between. He kisses you again, roughly, before peppering kisses down your neck and across your collarbone. He stops to take one of your nipples into his mouth, licking and sucking until you cry out from the pleasure of it.
âEij!â
He brings his body forward, guiding his cock towards your waiting pussy. You gasp as he smooths his thick member across your delicate, dripping entrance. âYou make the prettiest sounds.â He coos, continuing to flex his hips to that you feel his length move against you.
You think heâs about to push inside when he pauses, his cockhead twitching against your entrance delightfully. âCan we do it now, though? Will it hurt the baby?â He says, concern tinting his husky voice.
âI did some research â yeah, weâre fine. Keep going.â You groan out, scooting your hips forward and trying to coax him inside.
âSo impatient for me to cum inside you again, ainât ya?â Eijiro taunts, rubbing his cock back and forth against your vulva. âYou sure thereâs room for one more in there?â
âGod yes. Just fuck me already, Kiri!â You pout, straining to get closer to him.
âAnything for you, sweetheart.â He says before easing into you. Despite your assurance that the baby would be fine, he still takes extra care as he slides into place. He pauses to let you adjust to his size, but after a moment or two youâre off to the races.
âJeez, babeâŠI forgot how damn good it feels to fuck your pussy raw. I can feel you, so tight around me. Fuckkkk.â He takes it slow, shifting his hips softly so that you can feel every inch of his hard cock as it slips and slides within you. You relax into it, your cunt stretching to slowly to accommodate his size. After all these years together, you know each other so well that fucking feels like bliss. You can just relax into it and let him take the lead.
After a few moments of gentle fucking to let you get comfortable, he makes sure you have a secure hold on him. He scoops you up and, cock still lodged deep within you, he gets to his feet. This is one of the things you love about your big, himbo boyfriend â heâs strong enough to be able to fuck you in any position and he can lift you up with absolutely zero effort. His palms flatten under your ass cheeks so he can bounce you up and down and you mewl, leaning your face into his hard chest. Your legs are wrapped around his thick body. Heâs so muscular and wide that you have trouble keeping steady. It feels so incredibly good to have him intertwined with you like this, you have to remind yourself to keep your arms wrapped around his neck.
âYou like that baby?â He gasps between thrusts. âYou like it when I stand and deliver?â
âOh God yes. Keep on deliverinâ.â You slur, enjoying every sensation. He chuckles and obliges, supporting all of your weight in his hands as he continues to move. After a few minutes of this, you can tell heâs getting close by the way he starts squeezing your ass and speaking nonsense.
âYouâre my girl, you know that? My absolute number one perfect babe.â His breath hitches as his cock almost slides out completely but he manages to guide it back into you without incident.
âSit down, Kiri. I wanna ride you.â You whine, kissing his sweat covered collarbone.
âAlright, babe. Whatever you want.â He turns and slowly brings you both down to the couch. You know heâs got a fuck ton of stamina from being a Pro Hero, but standing and fucking has definitely caused him to work up a sweat. You can see that heâs grateful to be back on the couch. He leans back and his back sinks into the comfy backrest of the sofa, and he brings his hands up from your ass to rest on your hips.
âGo on, baby.â He coaches. âShow me how good you are at riding this fat cock.â
You slide your legs down and settle so that youâre straddling him, and bring your hands low to rest on his strong, beefy chest. You lock eyes with him as you slowly raise your hips, bringing yourself up high enough so that his cock is barely inside of you. He watches you with eyes so full of love and attention that it almost takes your breath away. You circle your hips in the air, the head of his cock rolling around your folds before you slam back down on his member, sheathing him in one fowl swoop.
âDamn. Fuck. Y/N.â He throws his head back in ecstasy and grips your hips so hard youâre sure theyâll bruise. âChrist you treat me so well.â
You continue to ride him at a near brutal pace. His breaths become shallow as he chases his high, sure to burst at any moment.
âFuck! Wait â hold on.â He squeezes your hips and you come to a stop, puzzled. He bites his lip as he glances down between you at your stomach. âI wanna make this last. Weâre celebrating, after all.â
You grin. âWhat do you have in mind, Eij?â
âClimb off of me and come sit on my face. Let me eat you out for a while.â He smiles at you, reaching out with his thumb to smooth a bead of sweat off your brow.
âYou sure?
âThe way I see it, once the baby starts growing it might get harder for you to climb on top of me. So letâs clock as much face fucking time for you as we can before that happens.â He says eagerly, taking a few moments to circle your clit with the pad of his thumb.
âEijâŠyouâre such a sweetie pie.â You tweak his nose as you move to get off his dick. He watches you rise up off of his cock, and he moans a little at the loss of contact as he slides out of your pussy.
âDonât worry.â You say, kissing him on the cheek. âYouâll be back in there before you know it.â
He smiles as he helps you to your feet. âI know, its just feels so damn good to be inside you without a condom, anytime I have to pull out its torture. I keep forgetting that we can do this all the time now.â He lays down across the couch and gets comfortable, placing a pillow beneath his shoulder blades. âAlright, sweetheart. Come up and take a seat.â
Your clit absolutely throbs in anticipation as you climb up on top of him, straddling his face in a position thatâs become so familiar. He wraps his arms around your legs and guides you down, swiping his tongue across your pussy with practiced skill.
âOh, God, KiriâŠâ You groan, relaxing into it. He drags his tongue across your clit and down to your core, gripping your legs tightly to hold you in place as he takes you apart one lick at a time. You grind your hips back and forth lightly, shimmying against him in a move that probably looks more silly than pornographic. You donât care, though â it gets the job done. You let him bring you to the brink of orgasm with his mouth alone, gasping as he sucks on your sensitive clit for what feels like hours. When your legs start to shake, itâs a surefire sign that youâre about to tip over the edge.
âBabeee.â You whine as you get close. âWanna cum on your cock.â
Eijiro stops what heâs doing and says in a muffled voice âYouâre so impatient, sweetheart.â You grind against his face in reply, and he laughs. He helps you climb off of him, your legs still shaky and uncoordinated.
You let yourself rest for a moment, taking deep, steadying breaths. You look up at your hero - his gelled up hair is now disheveled and out of place. Heâs wiping his mouth with the back of his hand and smiling at you. âEating you out is one of my favorite hobbies, babe.â
You giggle. âIs it nice to be having sex while everyone else is at work?â You ask, laughing as he easily flips you over onto your belly.
âIt is a nice break from a stressful job, yeah.â Eijiro gets behind you, finally pulling the dress down and off your body so that itâs no longer hiked up in a heap around your middle. He lays it delicately on the back of the couch. âCanât have anything happening to my favorite outfit.â He explains as he smooths out the fabric.
He puts a large hand on your back and slides it up towards your shoulder blades, adding some slight pressure to encourage you to get down on your elbows. He hauls your ass up towards him and settles himself behind you.
âYou ready?â He asks, sliding his cock along your folds, using his split and your slick as lube.
âY-yeah.â You breathe out, body buzzing with anticipation. âGo for it.â
He glides back into you, doggy style. This is your favorite position, as it allows his big cock to hit just the right spot deep inside you. Once again, Eijiro takes it slow. He braces one hand on your hips, the other on your stomach. He spreads his fingers wide against your belly, protective. You know heâs distracted â half of his thoughts are no doubt on the baby and all that it means for the two of you.
He makes love to you like this for quite a while - enjoying the feel of your bare pussy around his cock, reveling in every sigh and moan he can goad from your pretty mouth.
âKiriii.â You whine, fed up with this slow and easy pace. âFaster, baby.â
He smirks down at you, releasing your hip for a moment so he can deliver a light smack to your ass. âWhatever you want, sweetheart.â
He picks up his pace, fucking you with practiced skill. He maneuvers his hips in a way that allows him to go deep, concentrating all of his energy on one singular point. When the tip of his cock hits your cervix, you splutter out endless praise.
âFuck, yes Eij. Fuck fuck fuck, keep going.â
And he does â he hits the same delicious spot over and over and over. Youâre overwhelmed with the pleasure of it all, tears coming to your eyes as you feel heat start to pool in your belly. Your legs are shaking beneath you, and you know that the only reason youâre still able to stay in this position is because Kirishimaâs strong arms are holding you in place.
âYou wanna cum for me, sweetheart?â Eijiro hisses between clenched teeth, concentrating on keeping his pace consistent as he pistons his dick into you. âYou look so pretty when youâre all riled up and desperate for my cock like this.â
âAh â Eij!â You cry out as your pussy flutters around him, you cum hard and fast. Stars dance behind your eyes as your body squeezes and tries to milk Eijiroâs cock.
âWoah â fuck  babe!â He cries out in surprise, not expecting such a forceful orgasm from you. Your pussy feels like absolute heaven around him, and the way your walls squeeze and pull at him causes him to lose himself. He cries out when he cums, ropes of hot, sticky sperm shooting deep inside you. If you werenât already pregnant, this particular fucking certainly would have given you a run for your money.
âFuck babe. Iâm gonna fuck another baby into you.â Â Heâs groaning nonsense as he rides out his orgasm, head thrown back and hands gripping you desperately. The overstimulation of it all has you feeling full, complete.
With a few final pumps, heâs spent. He slowly pulls out of you, marveling at the gooey creampie heâs left in his wake.
âBabeâŠthis is insanely hot.â He says, bringing a finger up to push his seed back inside of you. You groan at the contact, overstimulated from cumming so damn hard.
âKiri stoppp, I need a minute.â You collapse into the couch, rolling over onto your back and shuddering as you try to catch your breath. Eijiro joins you, leaning back into the couch cushions and staring up at the ceiling in ecstasy.
âWe should fuck like that all the time.â He says, eyes sliding closed with exhaustion. Between last nightâs fight, todayâs work, and this afternoonâs physical activity â heâs spent. âGod, I love you.â
âLove you too, Eij.â You coo, you feel yourself slipping towards sleep.
âDonât fall asleep just yet.â You feel the couch cushions rise up around you as Eijiro gets up and onto his feet. âWe gotta clean you up first.â
You hear the floorboards creak as he pads his way back to your tiny bathroom. Distantly, you hear him turn the faucets of your tub as he starts to draw a bath. You let yourself drift off for a few moments, content with your lot in life. Youâve got the best boyfriend in the world, and now you get to have his child. What could be better? You doze.
You startle awake when you feel Eijiro lift you off the couch and into his arms. You rest your head against his bare chest and hear his heartbeat against the shell of your ear. The steady rhythm is music to your ears, and you snuggle into him as much as you can. You hear him chuckle as he carries you off towards the bathroom.
âBabeâŠI think that maybe we should think about telling the press about us. What with the baby and allâŠI want to keep you safe, but I donât want people to think that I just knocked you up with a secret love child or something. Not very manly.â He pauses, sucking in a breath. âAnd as for the safety partâŠmaybe I can train you up a bit, show you ways to use your quirk to defend yourself. I canât always be around to protect you, but youâre strong. And I know youâre capable of protecting yourself.â
These words jolt you fully awake. âYou mean that, Eijiro?â Then you add teasingly: âBeing my Baby Daddy changed your mind?â Eijiro chuckles at this new title in a way that tells you heâs elated to be your âbaby daddy.â
âOf course I mean it, babe. If anyone can figure all of this shit out, itâs the two of us. Ya know?â
âYeah, I know.â You say, your brain whirring to process all that heâs said. âBut I donât mind keeping our private life private. This baby. This family â itâs ours, and no one elseâs. Fuck what the public thinks.â
âI guess we have a lot to talk about.â Â He says, finally coming to a stop in the steamy bathroom. âBut we donât need to figure it all out right this moment.â
You look up at his strong, handsome face and bring a hand up to trace his jawline.
âYouâre so beautiful, Eij.â He blushes at the compliment, flustered. You know he loves being called things like âmanlyâ and âhandsome,â but he has a weak spot for softer compliments as well. Your himbo boyfriend loves to be admired softly, loves your gentle praise. âYouâre so sweet and good to me.â
âHeh, does this mean that youâre gonna change your phone background back to a pic of me instead of John Wick?â Eijiro leans down to plant a kiss on your temple.
You stifle a laugh. âYeah, I guess. If it would make ya happy.â
âIt would.â He kisses you again. âYou ready for a bath, sweetheart? I can do most of the work if youâre too tired.â You nod at him, eyes half lidded. Youâre so damn sleepy. You feel like you just had a whole body workout and then some.
Slowly, sweetly, Eijiro lowers you into the bathtub. He moves slowly, letting you get used to the water as you sink down into it. The temperature is perfect â not too cool, not too scathingly hot. Eijiro knows you so well, down to your perfect water temperature. Your bum hits the bottom of the tub and you sit up, surprised at the mountains of bubbles towering around your head.
âI got a little carried away with the bubble bath mix.â He says, cupping some of the frothy suds in his hands and blowing them across the bathroom. You look at him lovingly â heâs going to make such a good dad.
You look up at him, grinning. You blow some bubbles in his direction before gesturing for him to join you.
âGet in here, Eij. Thereâs plenty of room for a family of three.â
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can the be more chill fandom just PLEASE stop shipping squipemy. like. the SQUIP is literally adult reprsenting. (keanu reeves), and jeremy is a minor. donât you think thatâs a little weird?
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A review for Sonic Movie 3. Anyone who hasn't watched it yet, please do, I highly recommend it. The following text will contain some spoilers. For the record, I have been a Sonic fan since I was 10, so to me these movie series are a great deal.
I played Sonic Adventure not so long time ago, around 2020, unfortunately I just didn't have a console. So the feelings I had after the walkthrough were fresh (just as recent MGS3 walkthrough). So, this is my personal view on the movie adaptation.
Character designâAs many fans have mentioned since the first movie, the redesign of the characters was a great move. They all look organic in a realistic environment. The quills and fur feel soft, and the details of the models are great.
Jim Carry did a great job portraying Robotnik. All of his scenes and his performance as Gerald are perfect, funny and close to the canonic Eggman. He had fun with this role for sure :3 Look at them go!
Agent Stone x Robotnik ship is now canon (Robotnik literally said, 'I love you' to him in his last moments), and I couldn't stop saying 'aaaaw' about their scenes.
OMG they even added CHAO
Maria's sequence is cute and fulfilling, she needed it. In games, she barely has screen time, so it is a big plus.
Also, the Ark was moved to Earth, Gerald is alive, and this plot line was different in Sonic Adventure, too, but I think it still makes sense. I like how the screenwriters made the plot fit the realistic setting and also filled the plot holes that were in the game.
No Biolizard boss fight :(
'I found you faker' scene reimagined was a chef's kiss
Shadow didn't say 'Chaos control' or 'I am the Ultimate Life Form' and that's alright.
No Black Doom, but the 'Black Arms' meteorite that arrived on Earth gives us the needed lore about Shadow's origin.
The final battle scene, the conversation between Sonic and Shadow on the moon, was fantastic. I almost got a tear. It's beautiful, they finally settle things between each other. Sonic just couldn't kill him; he is just not the type of character. The scrip writers dove deep into the lore and adapted it brilliantly.
Sonadow now feels more canon than ever. My inner shipper screams, "I must draw something with them." I also love the parallels of the moon scene. Of course, I also instantly thought of the Cyberpunk 2077 moon scene.
Tails and Knuckles were cute, and the group hug in the end was just aaaaw. Sonic Team & Knuckles made me chuckle đ
I would like to rewatch it in English dub, obviously for Idris Elba and Keanu Reeves.
When 'Live and Learn' started playing I had goosebumps, and almost jumped out of my sit
Metal Sonic's and Amy's appearance was peak after the credits, holy shit
In conclusion, Sonic 3 is one of the greatest game adaptions I have seen so far. Every detail and every action scene doesn't feel overwhelming, I actually don't mind the plot's slight alteration from the canon. I enjoyed it a lot and I had lots of fun!
#sonic movie 3#sonic movie#sonic movie 3 spoilers#sonic 3#sonadow#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#movie review#Spotify
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Stuff I dislike in the Be More Chill fandom
(This is gonna be a long rant so yeah lmao)
1: Squipemy / Technical Difficulties is a horrible ship, you shouldn't ship it, and it is a PROSHIP.
The amount of people I see excusing it by saying that "the SQUIP is a computer he doesn't have an age!!" "The SQUIP isn't actually Keanu Reeves / Keanu Reeves' age he just looks like him!!" Is just gross
The SQUIP looks like an adult, speaks like an adult, and acts like an ADULT. Shipping him with a teenager is just so disgusting and seeing people ship them and giving lousy excuses makes me want to vomit
Squipemy shippers DNI block me you shouldnât be allowed in the fandom
2: For the love of god can people PLEASE stop whitewashing Michael in fanart there so much art of him pale white and nobody talks about it!! The day that people stop whitewashing Michael is the day I can rest peacefully
3: Can the BMC fandom stop villainizing Jeremy please please please oh my god. Especially when it comes to that scene right before Michael in the Bathroom and the optic nerve blocking stuff
At the end of Upgrade / Loser Geek Whatever (depending on which production), Jeremy had already gone through tons of manipulation from the SQUIP, which heavily impacted his decisions, which werenât really of his own volition anymore
Right before the dialogue before Michael in the Bathroom, Jeremy was assaulted (at least almost) by Chloe, causing him to run to the bathroom to avoid confrontation with Jake. During the dialogue with Michael, you can see that Jeremyâs honestly happy to see him, showing once again that he really didnât want to leave Michael, but the SQUIP made him. However, Michael immediately goes into his dialogue talking about how bad the SQUIP is, and just generally bringing down the tone, making Jeremy increasingly upset, due to this plus what had happened right before this, eventually leading him to ditch Michael again and call him a loser.
TLDR; Can the fandom (especially the Michael defenders) PLEASE try to understand what Jeremy goes through during the musical and understand his actions are not from a place of malice
4: (this is the last take) Can people please stop infantilizing BMC characters
(specifically Jeremy, Michael, Rich, and Christine (Christine and Michael the most))
I know they are still minors, but they are 16-17 years old, thereâs no need to act like they would have the maturity level of middle schoolers
Especially when people are like â[Insert character name here] shouldnât curse!! Theyâre too innocent!!â And then itâs a character whoâs either a late adolescent or a full grown adult
(Iâve seen that said about Christine mostly, which I get she never curses in the musical, but come on she still is 16 she can curse itâs not the end of the world)
Anyways thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
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why are people so against shipping with a sentient ai??? are they unfamiliar with the sci fi genre????
I think it's because it takes the shape of Keanu Reeves, but also I think they're cowards for fearing the inherent eroticism of The Machine.
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