#kaz is an emo kid

[arainbowmess]

Kazzle this. Dazzle that.

NO!

I'm saying: waffles!

[thecrxwclub]

The city is winning so far. But you'll see who wins in the end.

[k4zp3rluvr]

I was experimenting with new drawing styles, although this drawing is really old,,

Anywayz, here's EMILIO ☆ !!

[edensgardener]

too good to leave in the tags!

Very perplexing that people call Kaz emo, he's a businessman.

[kaz-oooo]

Seen some people talking about Lovejoy and Wilbur Soot’s music and feeling very upset about letting go of those songs since they brought a lot of comfort and joy.

I’m not gonna tell you what you should and shouldn’t do. I think it’s ultimately up to you to decide if you want to continue listening to Wilbur’s music or not. What I am gonna do is list some alternative artists that I either think have similar vibes or I know Wilbur / Lovejoy had cited as inspirations so you guys can find some new tunes without stepping too far out of you comfort zone.

(Also feel free to tag on and add your own suggestions as well, the more the merrier)

Lovejoy

Arctic Monkeys — when Wilbur started the band he claimed he wanted to be like the Arctic Monkeys one day. I’ve also described a lot of their later music as being very similar to Arctic Monkeys, so if you like Wake Up and It’s over and Normal People Things then you��d love them

Los Campansino’s — Wilbur has stated before that this is his favourite band so.. very likely big inspiration for his music. Lovejoy did a cover of Knee Deep at ATP, their version is a bit more chill than the original. I’m a big Los Campansino’s fan honestly, but for stuff Lovejoy related I’ve say the albums “Sick Scenes” and “Romance Is Boring” would have the most appeal.

Wet Leg — just a good band that I think has a similar vibe, especially with themes and funky tunes. Also I’ve seen Wilbur list them in his personal playlists before so he enjoys them as well

Good Kid — not a personal favourite of mine, but their songs have similar vibes and they toured with Lovejoy as well so Lovejoy enjoy their music.

James Marriot — (editing Kaz here.. not gonna change the phrasing of this part but I’ve been told James Marriott has unfollowed Wilbur on Twitter) friend of Wilbur’s (do with that information as you will) excellent musician and would heartily recommend his music if you haven’t listened already. Also worked very closely with the band before, especially in the early days so I wouldn’t doubt they’ve influenced each others music quite a bit

MSR and YCGMA

100gecs and other hyperpop artists — admittedly not a genre I listen to a lot, but if you liked Dropshipped Cat Shirt, especially the ending, then you’ll vibe with this genre a lot.

Jack Stauber — Wilbur’s been a longtime fan of his music, it’s a bit weird and silly on a surface level but nice and miserable as well. If you like MSR I’d recommend.

Crywank — helped Wilbur with producing MSR, plus I think Wilbur took some heavy inspiration from them as well. If you like miserable music you’ll love Crywank. (Also Lovejoy did a cover of privately owned, so if you liked that go check out the original)

More Los Campansino’s — ok.. I’m repeating bands now, but I’m recommending different albums this time! “We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed” “Hello Sadness” and “No Blues”

Peach Pit — again, not a favourite of mine but they have nice chill vibes and the songs I’ve listened to are just as miserable as these albums.

Beabadoobee — once again, not someone I listen to a lot, but definitely got the same chill acoustic music as YCGMA especially, Lovejoy had done a cover of The Perfect Pair so if you liked that, and you like these albums you’d like beabadoobee.

E-girl Trilogy / comedy music

Bo Burnham — another favourite artist of Wilbur’s, someone else he’s cited as an inspiration and top tier comedy tunes! If you like Wilbur’s sadder music as well you’d definitely enjoy Inside. Otherwise his older music is great and very fun!

Lemon Demon — probably not an inspiration for Wilbur’s comedy music, but he’s definitely listened to it, it’s very fun and silly, also Ranboo highly recommends (as do I)

Other recommendations

Modern Baseball — found this band through Wilbur’s recommendations, they’re very fun and cool. Very Midwest emo, a genre that I think inspired MSR.

The Front Bottoms.. but with a warning — so I’m not super familiar with the story, but from memory a former member abused a fan, they aren’t apart of the band anymore but the current members handled the situation very poorly. This was another favourite band of Wilbur’s and I get why, very emotional and angsty. I find their lyrics hit a bit harder than Modern Baseball’s but they make very similar music.

AJJ — kinda similar to Crywank, another band I found through Wilbur’s recommendation.

Radiohead / the smiths / the cure / the strokes / just 70’s and 80’s alt rock bands — Wilbur definitely enjoys this music and took inspiration here and they’re all very cool and fun. I’m not super familiar with these bands but I know a lot from this time have good old controversies so be mindful of that, but yeahhh good music!

I don’t know how but the found me — alt/indie rock band with very fun tunes! Sits alongside Wilbur’s comedy music and Lovejoy in my playlists a lot of the times so.. if you like those two you’d probably like this band :) also Dallon Weekes deserves all the love in the world, all his former bandmates (Brendon Urie and Ryan Seaman) keep fucking him over.

Cavetown — not sadboy acoustic like YCGMA but very chill and good acoustic tunes nonetheless. Also a bit similar to Beabadoobee so if you like that you’ll like this :) oh also, i know a lot of people liked Lovejoy cos they gave off a lot of aromantic vibes, Cavetown is openly Aro / Ace so.. lots of aro vibes in his music :D

Yotam Perel — Wilbur used his music in the background of his streams, typically the album "Nice Snakes" but he used "A Long List of Short Songs" as well. It's great background music honestly, some songs have entered my top 100 playlists on spotify, but yeah, if you liked the funky tunes in the back of the geoguessr streams, this is what he played

[tabl3]

lil things about the team:

kaz's hair grows really fast. he often has bree or chase cut it because it needs to be too often to pay for a barber, and has to shave his face at least once a day

oliver and kaz teach the others about a lot of real-world things because all three of them have only been living in it for a maximum of 4 years

whenever the team watches horror movies - bree acts like she doesn't get scared but can't close her eyes in the shower for a week, kaz and oliver scream the whole time, skylar cheers for the kills, and chase criticizes how unrealistic they are

kaz never bothered chase's touch aversion, but oliver and skylar never really did either when they all became friends (even still they're both extremely respectful of it which was whiplash vs his family lol)

all 3 of the trio are huge huggers, even though oli is more emo now than when he was younger lmao. they also use physical touch often in the day to day, like touching shoulders, high fives, etc. bree and chase were never used to physical affection before tasha and leo came, but they've just gotten used to the influx of it

chase and oliver are the only tea drinkers (sometimes the girls too but usually not). they go to tea shops in the city often :)

chase sings in the shower. he doesn't know that whoever is in the boys' room can hear him (all four of them have recorded it before)

speaking of: chase is an amazing singer and can play almost anything perfectly due to his bionics. bree is also a good singer. kaz can't sing even a little but plays the guitar (sometimes with chase). skylar can sing, but she doesn't care for the more musically inclined hobbies. oliver can play the flute and piano bc he had lessons for most of his life

kaz and skylar are great with kids. they volunteered at after school programs whenever they didn't need to go to mighty med back in Philly. oli can't stand children lol

kaz and bree or kaz and skylar play wrestle often. kaz and bree due to growing up with brothers and skylar just bc she thinks it's fun

skylar spends most of her time on the roof. chase will join her if he thinks she needs the company

kaz and oliver have at least half a dozen secret handshakes

chase will make clothes that bree designs for her. he acts like he's put upon but loves seeing how happy his sister gets when they're finished

whenever bree asks skylar what lipstick to wear, skylar chooses the one that will look the best on her cheek after bree smooches it

tasha tried very briefly to set chase and skylar up bc she loves skylar until chase told her she was gay. when bree came out tasha moved to cupid-ing them

oliver stole a lollipop at the checkout when he was 5 and still feels guilty about it

skylar keeps an arsenal of calderan weapons in her closet

literally none of them sit in a chair properly (chase gets close)

chase falls asleep downstairs at his desk often. whoever stumbles across him carries him up (normally kaz or skylar)

chase and bree are bad at saying sorry. the other three understand that and the ways that they convey they're sorry

kaz is really good at using chopsticks. no one else can

chase is great at styling hair

bree and chase will sometimes share a capsule when they miss their family

oliver enjoys studying his medical textbooks

bree has accidentally punched all of them because of her glitches (chase has gotten so good at predicting it that she usually hits a shield)

kaz doesn't own a single pair of matching socks

skylar tells dad jokes

oliver is the team's moral compass and voice of reason. after him it's probably skylar or chase, but those two are willing to do whatever is necessary

kaz sometimes sleepwalks. he'll stand over oliver's bed and scare the shit out of him lmao

bree crashed a riding lawn mower into the family's fence

if chase is too tired he'll just eat coffee beans

chase is bi/trans/demisexual, bree is pan, kaz is gay, skylar is lesbian, oliver is hetero/trans/asexual. they let bree do their makeup and go to centium city's pride together :)

chase fell first when they met in mighty med, but kaz fell a whole hell of a lot harder

oliver knocks on any closed door to not be traumatized lol

the cats really like oliver

bree and kaz were banned from energy drinks

kaz was dropped out of a window as a child (he was fine lol)

kaz and oliver never talk about their siblings. the only ones kaz will mention are katie and kyle, while oliver never brings up his older brother

bree hates berry sodas with a passion

skylar rollerskates around the penthouse a lot

chase often has to cover for the team's mistakes. he's a single mom who works two jobs

kaz is a really good hacker

oliver sleeps with a stuffed animal

kaz often gets caught staring at chase with puppy eyes, in total disbelief that they're together. oliver and skylar make fun of him for that lol

skyalr throws great birthday parties

chase keeps snacks on him for bree's fast metabolism, water for oliver's quick dehydration, and bandaids for kaz inevitably tripping and falling when they go out

[rorygilmoreclown]

Cunk on Ketterdam

Prompt: I have a generous request to all of the great fanfiction writers that please for the love of God can you write something like all the Crows are getting interviewed in Cunk on Earth 😭 . I would love to see them being flabbergasted by the questions of Philomena. It can also be Crows x Reader, where the reader takes the place of Philomena. 

A/n: I tried my best. Will prolly make it a series since it’s such an interesting concept. Lmk which character you want next. I have more for Kaz Brekker also. 😭

Word Count: 497 words

Y/n: Welcome on the Ketterdam TV, Mr. Brekker. I have been informed to remind you from time to time that not giving us an answer would result in deduction of kruge from your share. 

Kaz: I understand. 

Y/n: Now let’s start from the basics, the first question is, how many birthday party performances do you have on your resume?

Kaz: For what reason would I go to a tiny terrors’ tumultuous tribute?

Y/n: No, it says here (checking your script) that you are a magician. So I assumed that you’d work at parties. 

Kaz: I’m not a magician. 

Y/n: Very well then, next question, would you audition for the play of Now You See Me 3? I heard they need a magician. Although you would have to do something other than card tricks. A character in the 2nd play has already accomplished that. 

Kaz: Is this a joke? I'll leave that to the performers with less refined tastes.

Y/n: You have a bit of an emo vibe don’t you. You’d fit right into the band My Chemical Romance. Now, I have to ask, do you think your name would be better if it was spelled with a 'z' instead of a 'k'? You know, like "Kaz the Kool Kid" or "Zaz the Zany Zebra"?

Kaz: (looking around at the exits so soon) I’d prefer if you would stick to Mr. Brekker. 

Y/n: Party pooper. Okay, moving on. I've heard you're a great leader of the Dregs, but have you ever thought about starting a band? I hear kazoo music is making a comeback.

Kaz: I’m quite satisfied with my current employment. 

Y/n: Does your mother agree with your profession? 

Kaz: 👁️👄👁️

Y/n: And that’s what I thought. That’s why I was suggesting alternatives. I want to know where you stand on diversity. Considering your employees are all diverse. 

Kaz: I pick my crows based on their work, and not those extraneous factors. 

Y/n: Is that why all of you have one thing in common?

Kaz: Yes, all of us are- 

Y/n: - (cutting him off) in dire need of therapy. 

Kaz: No, we don’-

Y/n: Producers told me you might be in denial. Moving on, when are you going to change the last name of your adopted child? 

Kaz: I don’t have a child. 

Y/n: My saints the denial phase is worse than I had thought. Although I’ll tell you, I was talking about your son, Wylan Van Eck. Is he not your child? And answer carefully, he might cry if you deny again.

Kaz: (not saying no but not saying yes either)

Y/n: I’ll take that as a “as soon as possible”. Now, at last, the most simple question. Do you keep saying “Hello Inej” every five minutes? 

Kaz: No. I do not. That is absurd. 

Y/n: (to the producers) I think you should offer him free therapy sessions, he desperately needs them. 

Taglist: @wrapperpaper @lady-ashfade

[the-wraiths-wife]

MODERN AU KAZZLE DAZZLE

Who else wants a emo theatre kid Kaz in a modern highschool AU, with a bad emo haircut, an obsession for sunglasses and dramatic gloves (gloves for trauma), UNO, cards, mirror selfies and takeout, and a crush on his Lil sister's bestfriend, star gymnast of Ketterdam High, Inej Ghafa and gets teased abt it by his annoying older brother Jordie.

Tag(s): @bookworm-center

[two-sheep-in-one-wolfs-clothing]

loooove how we’ve decided that kaz is just the emo kid bc he wears all black. like he wears black for the aesthetic or whatever. when inej actually states in the second chapter that he wears all black to mock the merchant council, who all wear black, by wearing black

[arainbowmess]

I just remembered how much I love soc

[sawyer-connors]

Name: Sawyer Connors Age: 25 Gender: Trans woman (she/her) Occupation: Freelance programmer, part-time hacker Neighborhood: University Heights Sexuality: Pansexual Relationship Status: Single Birthplace: Providence Peak, Colorado Providence Residency: Lifelong native

FULL BIO | WANTED CONNECTIONS

PERSONALITY:

Sawyer is a wallflower who is making an effort to step out of her comfort zone. Having spent most of her life behind a computer screen, she can be pretty awkward and has a habit of putting her foot in her mouth. Still, she means well and will attempt to right her faux pas. Abandonment issues galore, she tends to put up walls if anyone tries to go too deep below the surface, but once she lets you in she's undyingly loyal.

TL;DR:

(tw: divorce)

Born and raised in Providence Peak, she is the fourth Connors kid (younger sister of Boyd Connors and aunt of Mattie) with heavy middle child syndrome in a working class family.

Her parents got divorced at the age of 6 and her father left the family behind. While her older siblings stepped up to take care of the family, she avoided her mother and siblings as much as possible.

Has a twin brother, Dawson Connors, who is the much more extroverted and vibrant of the two, often outshining her their entire lives.

Raised herself on the internet, has more online friends than IRL ones.

Spent her high school years as an emo loner in the AV club--listless, with a vague sense of unease and discomfort in her body.

Went to Providence Peak University at the insistence of Boyd, majoring in computer science. During her undergraduate career, she experimented with her identity before finally coming to the realization that she was trans and transitioned.

Now more comfortable with herself, she's been making more of an effort to put herself out there. She often frequents coffee shops with her laptop, hangs out at bars on weekends, and teaches a monthly computer literacy course at the local library.

Works as a freelance programmer, most often building websites for local businesses and personalities. However, if you need a hacking job done, she can be approached under the table.

Lives in an apartment in University Heights by herself and her three (indoor) cats--Snake, Ocelot, and Kaz. Runs a semi-popular TikTok account exclusively for her cats and Metal Gear Solid memes. She never posts herself in any of the videos.

She's a big ol' nerd who is into gaming, graphic novels, and Dungeons and Dragons. Big time frequenter of The Green Dragon.

Is rather inexperienced in the realms of love, especially since her transition. Part of this is due to her tendency to put up barriers, but she's also very nervous about making herself vulnerable to anyone. She gains crushes easily, but is very good at ignoring and not acting upon them. Although she identifies as pansexual, she tends to lean towards women.

[isthataraccoon]

help this is so accurate because kaz is the BIGGEST drama queen and you just know he would either be the one emo kid sending you death glares from the corner or that aloof lead that everyone is slightly scared of/half in love with

the crows as high school stereotypes

kaz: theater kid

inej: theater kid

nina: theater kid

matthias: theater kid

jesper: theater kid

wylan: theater kid

[sapphicrpc]

hey kaz!!! it's ur secret santa again :) hope your traveling went well!!! i was wondering, do you have any muses that you say are your favorite and can you tell me more about them?? hope you have an amazing day and don't forget to drink tons of water and take care of yourself :D

helloooo secret santa my love my life my sweet angel <;3

in terms of favorite muses this is HARD because i love them all so very much... they are my children and i have SO many of them but i've narrowed it down... i'm going to ramble about them under the cut but a short summary:

YUT SICHANTHA (he/him, jeff satur) musician with magical powers which are kind of based on siren powers hehe

ISEUL BAEK (he/him, lee dong wook) literal god with a serious ego problem and a soulmate he would die for in every lifetime

JAVIER CASTILLO (he/they, omar apollo) my sweet himbo artist who has been through so much but is still soft

CHARLIE BAK (they/them, park sooyoung) the local hot rich and emotionally unavailable librarian

OH EUNJAE (she/they, han sohee) fun loving and cheeky but she'll kill a bitch without hesitation if they feel it needs to happen

VISHVA LAKHANI (he/him, dev patel) very cute and cuddly deputy to the leader of the team that he's in love with

ZACK MANNIX (he/him, lucien laviscount) the kind of economics professor that teaches his class how to pull off tax evasion

CORVINA DEL ROSARIO (she/they, beabadoobee) daughter of melinoe, very emo, talks to dead people and wants to keep monsters as pets

HANEUL HWANG (he/him, choi san) son of dionysus, attention whore and problematic fave

YUT oh god he's such an asshole, such a problem... he is absolutely my most problematic muse he is so possessive and controlling and ANGRY he is an angry man. his music has emotional power over people just like a siren so he's a very successful musician but like, someone needs to put this man DOWN tbh he needs to relax

ISEUL is a god with a god complex? he wants everyone to worship him at all times ... his power is also Dangerous,,, based off of killgrave from jessica jones,,, but for the most part he's benevolent and kind. he wants to be good, he doesn't always find it easy, but he really is trying <3

JAVI has been through so much, after a very traumatic childhood he put his parents in prison and ended up in witness protection to avoid their friends finding him. despite all of that darkness in their past they are very loving and bright, they love art and want to be a fashion designer

CHARLIE is another muse with a tragic backstory!! they have some really rough family stuff that basically gave them awful trust issues and means they keep everyone at an arms length. they're hot and rich though, kind of mean? not really super mean but takes absolutely zero shit from anyone.

EUNJAE is my fucking BABY. they are in an alice in borderland type of verse but they manage to keep things funny and entertaining, she has a lighthearted spirit however she's VERY vengeful. her little brother was killed before her eyes and now she's on a fucking rampage to destroy everyone responsible for his death. i love them...

VISHVA i have a lot of feelings about him... he loves PEOPLE he's a helper and a carer to his core, he loves to make sure everyone feels heard and keep the team together. the only thing he loves more than the team is their fearless leader although in their life or death situation they're in right now... how can he afford the time for love? so he keeps it to himself...

ZACK idek how zack became one of my fave muses ever he's just so much fun to play because he's so cocky and unserious that it makes me giggle. such a himbo demon. i love him

CORVINA (VIN) they are my faaave god i have so many emotions about them... they have just been surrounded by death and monsters and nightmares and darkness their whole life, always the weird emo kid on the outskirts that nobody wants to let eat lunch with them because she creeps them out. underneath it all she is such a sweetie, a real genuine sunshine person who wouldn't hurt anyone or anything despite the darkness of their parental god.

HANEUL is such a problem but i love him, all he wants is to be absolutely adored. he wants to be on stage and feel all eyes on him, sure, but he wants more than anything to be good enough to be someone's special person. he had a lonely childhood and has never been loved or held enough so he often ends up feeling like he's not good enough to be cared for.

[the-wraiths-wife]

SoC situation

this is just a theory / situation. No hate

So what if Jordie lived, and what if he thought Kaz was dead and one fine day, he walks back into ketterdam and finds out his Lil dead bro is the BASTARD OF THE BARREL, Mafia bitch and goth emo kid. I mean, if I were him, I'd probably faint and die. Wut would u do ???

[arainbowmess]

Kaz talking to ketterdam: hello mother...

[fairytalesofforever]

valid questions in the notes asking what I'm talking about. ok so I can't organize my thoughts here very well but I'll try.

I feel like the crows in modern AUs tend to be written as like. upper middle-class americans who wear pinterest outfits and listen to top 100 artists and go to starbucks every day. and like SOMETIMES you'll get a kaz/nina being in the foster system, but even then we don't talk about stuff like medical bills. or these orphaned/immigrant/etc children can just. afford to go to therapy.

why do they suddenly know how to talk about their feelings. and they always go to these upper-middle class high schools out of a teen drama with the classic mean cheerleader popular girls and jocks and stuff.

side note: modern kaz does not dress like an emo kid. modern kaz wears polos and khakis and old money neutral tone prep clothes because it's easy to get them secondhand and look rich and respectable. his point is to mock the wealthy. his point is not to wear black for the aesthetic.

edit: I am removing some initial parts of this reblog because, upon further inspection, they get away from my actual point and discuss things that aren't really a problem. I think this pared-down version does it a little better.

does anyone want to talk about how modern AUs gentrify the crows or