#kay liveblogs

[owenhcrper]

mary berry would never make them do this

[kayzero]

oh Hunter. sweet baby boy.

i sympathize with you So Hard. no one told you the rules for social conduct so you have assumed that everyone has the same level of enjoyment for everything you do without proper communication.

it’s just. So Fucking Painful to watch.

[neenack]

go sit at the kiddie table

the kiddie table:

[graceful-not]

????? LITERALLY TOXIC MARRIED STRAIGHT COUPLE "you should apologize for cheating on me in my dream >:(!!" ENERGY???? HELLO????????? THIS IS SO FUNNY I FELT LIKE HE OR KAI WAS GONNA SHOUT "THATS IT IM GETTING A DIVORCE" EVERY 2 SECONDS OF THIS SCENE

[agnesandhilda]

honestly idc about whatever scandalous criminal past is being cooked up for mr miyagi in this season. "he was a THIEF who participated in UNDERGROUND FIGHTING" I don't think you understand how sexy that sounds

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Anyway bringing this back, courtesy of @thepursuitoflaziness reminding me of it

[jinxed-ninjago]

"maybe you oughta crawl into your crib for a nap buddy" I NEVER WANT KAI AND LLOYD'S DYNAMIC TO CHANGE LMAO

[edenprime]

I despise Kai Leng and his pathetic faux foil role in ME3 so much. It would've been so much better if it had been the Virmire victim and honestly- it would've made the Cerberus storyline so much better. It would've turned "Shepard becomes an idiot every time some guy with a sword appears" into "Shepard is blindsided by seeing their friend back from the dead". It also works with the foils dynamic and more:

Both brought back by Cerberus. Shows Shepard the other side of the coin - how they could've been if Cerberus had actually messed with their head. Shepard also makes some comments about themselves that make it look, in a way, like they do have some lingering doubts at the very least about coming back. When you look at the Shepard VI and they ask if they are really like that, when they ask EDI if they are transhuman or cyborg, when they refuse to talk about the clone situation every time it's brought up on the DLC, when they keep comparing the clone to themselves... I know we have the child dreams as our show of Shepards PTSD, but this could've added another layer to it.

"And for every soldier you [the reapers] add, your enemy loses two: the one you converted, and his buddy on the other side who can't pull the trigger on a friend." -> we could see this! Javik aludes to the same, but we never see it on screen. It's just a hypothetical, the only people who become indoctrinated are villains, Cerberus, or their allies. This would've shown that, it would've been some cool foreshadowing. As it is, it's just a loose end.

Shepard spat in Cerberus eye when they left, especially if they destroyed the Collector base. Using the resuscitated and indoctrinated friend against them would've been an incredible way of spitting back at them. It would've been an amazing show of power. It could've demonstrated that Shepard wasn't the first, that Cerberus was already experimenting with life and death even before the success of the Lazarus project.

It gives more credibility to TIM's claims that he can control the reapers, and it's a nice setup to the reveal of what's actually going on in Horizon and Sanctuary.

And even then, no Kai Leng and no Virmire victim would've been better than Kai Leng. Everything stays the same but that plot-armored jackass doesn't exist. Cerberus attempts a coup with regular agents, they steal the data from thessia with regular agents, they show up as regular agents on Horizon, etc. Because Leng doesn't work at all in the story. He doesn't.

Regardless of how well it was executed, the entire Cerberus plot line is supposed to be a "coming full circle" moment from me1. We had the indoctrinated Saren leading the indoctrinated geth (synthetic) in me1. We have the indoctrinated TIM leading indoctrinated humans (organics) in me3. We end up with a "showdown" between saren/TIM in which depending on how persuasive we were during our previous talks, they (now deformed by reaper tech) shoot themselves in the head.

Where does Kai Leng fit into all of this? He doesn't! He's just... there. He's got no room in the story.

[21st-century-ninja]

“Miss those days, just fun, not having to worry about saving the world”

LET 👏 MY 👏 MAN 👏 RETIRE

[eurydicees]

it's fucking crazy how like. haikyuu started more than ten years ago. and now it's only occasional special one-shots that come out. and yet furudate has yet to miss with any single panel. every chapter since 2012 has hit and i am not joking.

[vveris]

“Wanna step in the parking lot and see who’s leg can go higher?” Oh my God just kiss already

[owenhcrper]

"i had a nightmare i was on bake off" "you are" dylan plsss

[kayzero]

i don’t like adrian graye

[neenack]

Today on Dragon Ball Daima, Goku gives Shin multiple heart attacks

[mybfistheprosecutionswitness]

Just started playing The Forgotten Turnabout and please for the love of god let me hug my amnesiac assistant/adopted daughter

[agnesandhilda]

it was really so feminist of samtory to make male characters accessory to the development of an f/f relationship