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call him bubonic the way he plagues me

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TOTK - Eternal (part 1)

part 2 here

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TOTK - Eternal (part 2)

part 1 here

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[ ID1: an advertisement for ai: nirvana initiative plushies. mizuki, date, and aiba sit together in a row, with the cost of ¥5,800 displayed beneath them.

ID2: a screenshot displaying the height, width, and depth dimensions for the aini plushies, all in cm. mizuki is H20 x W14 x D11. date is H20 x W14.5 x D11. aiba is H20 x W20 x D15. aiba's depth being 4cm more than date's is important. End ID. ]

[date voice] wow aiba i didn’t realize your d was so big

[aiba voice] it is not a matter of me being large—as marketable plushies it is only natural for all of our dimensions to be proportional. because you are being translated to a smaller size, it is only natural for your depth, date, to appear small compared to my own size, which did not have to change at all.

[date voice] yeah. yeah! obviously i’m a grower

[aiba] date.

[date] must be cold in that storehouse

[mizuki voice] i’m gonna buy you and put you through a food processor, then put the chopped up pieces on a fry pan. maybe that’ll warm you up~

[date] your rage sure isn’t proportional

(via twitter https://twitter.com/vv__official/status/1910256499840217522)

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doodles from when i first finished the trilogy 🙂‍↕️ ~2021

i might be the only diana/junpei truther out there /lh

also my ztd puzzle scribbles 👇

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you are not immune to being an asshole just because you're marginalized by the way.

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reblog to hit prev with your transgender beam attack.

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Who’s the Strongest?

This stupid joke brought to you by the fact that Roxas has defeated everyone in the Sea Salt Family.

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Pokemon SM was crazy for setting up 2 rivals and then they became each others' rivals instead of yours. Like you, the protagonist, are the side piece to gladion and hau's rivalry. It's fine though because while gladion is busy with that you get to date his sister.

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You know those anime meta posts along the lines of “I was born with pink hair. The doctors told my parents I was a Main Character and ever since my life has not known peace from demons/spirits/sports competitions/harems who find me”

Well I see that, and I raise you this:

An anime boy whose appearance is, by absolutely anyone’s account, completely and utterly average. Mundane hair. Mundane eyes. Not even glasses to set him the tiniest bit apart. A simple, unmemorable, unrecognizable civilian among a backdrop of millions.

And he has a lot of passions, and a lot of ambitions, which he hones every chance he gets. He’s dabbled in sports and archery and cooking and just about anything you could wrap a competition around. And he’s competed in many of these. Every chance he gets. With all of his passion and all of his might.

He’s crushed by the competition every single time.

Until one day–one day something clicks for him. Something that should have seemed obvious from the start and yet never was–as though everyone, including himself, was unwittingly blind to it. It clicks, when he realizes every kid who’s beaten him in competition, every kid who’s gone on to fame and glory and acclaim, has been some candy-haired gel-spiked ridiculously-dressed fucker. 

There’s some trend there that this Main Character boy can’t explain and can’t understand but he decides, this one time, fuck it. He’ll play along too. He’s got a model train competition in four days, and he’s got nothing more to lose. He hits up the department store, buys the pinkest, noxious-est, fruitiest hair dye he can find, the spikiest hair gel available, and the gaudiest clothes on the thrift rack. He enters the model train competition looking like a bubble gum gijinka.

And he wins.

Suddenly, the other candy-haired contestants notice him. They talk to him. They pledge rivalries. Girls notice him. Judges applaud him. Acclaimed model train aficionados offer him internships across the world. He’s hit on something. 

The main cast expands to cover just about every candy-hair cliche in the book: from the mostly-normal-looking demure school girl with the blue hair to the Naruto-est, yelling-est boy with the red-and-green spiked hair. The cool megane senpais, the purple haired tsunderes, suddenly everyone is interested in him. They’re prodigies and upstarts and underdogs and they truly believe that this main character boy is one of them.

So the main character boy maintains his ruse. He touches up his roots at dawn every morning and carefully attends to his gelled spikes and tells absolutely no one about this great, uncanny, unfathomable secret he’s stumbled upon. He wins his competitions left and right. He racks up the acclaim. He’s hailed as a prodigy of all trades, just now bursting onto the scene, and boils to the top of all his candy-haired peers.

He’s rising up, his every dream within his grasp. Until one day he gets a note under his door, taped to an old picture of his Normal Boring self from middle school, that says “You don’t belong”

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One under-appreciated breed of fic writer are the ones who hyperfocus on logistics to the exclusion of all canon shortcuts, and thus usually strike upon an awesome way to flesh out the worldbuilding or characters.

Like, I’m not necessarily talking realism here since often it’s still pretty far from realistic, but more like, “someone has to be running spies in this fantasy kingdom, and we’ve seen the whole royal court, so which background character is it? How does that change these three major interactions?” Or “real life historical nobility did in fact have some things to do that were like jobs, how does this human disaster cope with running an estate?” Or “there’s no reason for a sci-fi robot detective to know how to whitewater kayak, where’d she learn?” Or “if this guy is serving the emperor directly he has to be way high up in the space empire servant hierarchy, why is he doing this menial task for someone else? What’s his motive? Does he perhaps have the secret space telepathy?”

Anyway I’m always DELIGHTED to find a fic or writer who asks these questions because the fics themselves are universally bangers.

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Who you knew is gone

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i love csm

Honestly chenso really has a lot of cannibalism but i like Death's and Pochita's use of it

Cannibalism as a way of erasing an existence, your physical existence is gone, became part of something else and the only proof left of your existence are but memories, and memories arent permanent, you are gone.

Cannibalism as a way of being embrased by death, your time came, you ate to live and in death you were eaten, you belong to death now.

i dunno maybe its a reach but as a story telling concept i think cannibalism has a lot more potential than just haha le person eat le person and they a bit crazy

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「 Time to Eat 」

(anyone who called fami a nothing burger owes me $20)

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What a fire panel 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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i’m gonna yuri tf out

can anybody hear me

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aurora ~ espeon & umbreon risograph, design by me