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Motherfucker Kai leng and his god damned plot armor has fucking THANE with a gun on his head and he just turns around and pushes it off him like. ME2's useless plot line wastes time telling you how this crew is the best of the best (tm) and Thane is this super assassin who kills anyone undetected and disappears from crowds as if by magic and then kai leng just turns the fuck around without thane getting the shot? And this isn't even justifiable by his illness, because right after he fights him in hand to hand as if it's nothing like if you can do that you can pull the damn trigger of your fucking gun. Fucking Kai leng motherfuker.

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“When I’m in command, every mission is a suicide mission” -Commander Zapp Shepard

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Olive Diamond - Belt of Venus, 2022

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I just know if Javik had two eyes and didn't sound like a 60 year old chain smoker he'd be blorbofied to death. "It shaped me. As stone is shaped by the one who carves it. The stone has no choice in the form it will take." How's there no more people talking about Shepard's primitive 🅱️ussy curing him of the ideological wrongs of the prothean empire?

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fucking mordin motherfucker will never not make me cry.

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I drew some fucked up popsicles

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Poor Victus had it so rough. Got assigned into a post he didn't want, to do a job he wasn't precisely qualified for, in the middle of the biggest war in turian history (and that's saying), and what happens? He sends his son, underqualified but trustworthy, to complete an extremely sensitive mission to difuse a situation that could end up with countless deaths and the krogan alliance he needs broken. However, Tarquin falls so badly that he's got to be saved by the human commander of the ship he's been staying on (instead of his besieged planet), and the alliance is still at risk. To make sure the mission doesn't fail, the guy kills himself, and he doesn't even have enough time to process the news when the krogan leader is all up on his face, questioning him about the classified nature of the mission and their so-called allyship. The kindest thing the human has to say about his son's death is pretty much "I told you so".

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Hilary Pecis (American, b. 1979, Fullerton, CA, USA) - Record Collection, 2024, Paintings: Acrylic on Linen

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turns out the real good place was mass effect all along

yes a robot, but not a girl.

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I want to make a big meta post about wrex and the krogan and the galaxy's treatment of the krogan and how most of them subvert the stereotypes about them but how beautifully wrex does it in particular, but whenever i start to type it i get emotional and become this, basically:

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Tumblr's Most Seen Movies

I know there's a couple of these going around but I wanted to make one using the results of @haveyouseenthismovie-poll to determine what tumblr's favorite movies were.

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Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

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everyone younger than me is having a baby and everyone older than me has 3+ roommates and everyone the same age as me fell down a biiiiiiiiiiig flight of stairs

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I have a feeling that the spacer pre-service history has the most unique dialogue? Besides the ME1 side-mission where Shepard talks to their mother, since all backgrounds have that. There's also her emails, characters asking after her, Shepard mentioning growing up on ships, etc. I don't remember something similar for colonists, and definitely not for earthborn.

I suppose it makes sense. Shepard would be more reluctant to talk about how their entire family was killed and their community slaughtered or enslaved, and I don't think they'd have too much to discuss with regards to their life on earth as earthborn, no family and an extremely shitty situation.

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solidarity with osha. i love a good railing

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