#kaveman

[roughridingrednecks]

Kaveman from Oklahoma

[a-warriors-thoughts]

Credit is in clip. Shit hits so close...

[nokaveman]

just got back from seeing Godzilla Minus One and The Boy and the Heron, and I wasn't quite ready for how much both of them were gonna be "Guy deals with WWII trauma by interacting with a fucked up animal"

[digiindie]

Dax - To Be A Man (Mega Remix) ft. The Mediary, Shane, Skywalker DaVinci, Kaveman Brown, Hailey Dayton, Ben Becker, Brutha Rick, Romeo ThaGreatwhite, Phix & Atlus (@thatsdax)

[juhnkit]

Motivational Music in the Morning ... #Dax Featuring #Atlus, #Phix, #BruthaRick, #BenBecker, #TheMediary, #HaileyDayton, #ShaneFraenkel, #ThaGreatWhite, #SkywalkerDaVinci & Kaveman Brown, #ToBeAMan [Official Music Video] (2023) #MMitM1

[joytraveler]

Joy Traveler: Screen 5

(Sunday, August 9, 2015)

normalnancy: hi magic -*-MAGIC_*_ hi who are you Llord_Kuruku: Hope Bea shows up soon HNV: Geez, who even are all these people? anthony1998x: an1 here from cali say yo normalnancy: hi lord kurku normalnancy: hi hnv berd_snerglar: She's usually on by now wtf. GlockRoach: u think she got freaked out aroseahorseboy: nah, bea has enviable chill

Bea arrives at last, looking a little worn. "Son of a bee it's been kind of a crazy night but okay. All good now, thanks for waiting! Had a little drama in the hive"

"BEA YOU FORGOT TO FEED THE DOGS!" "...hang on.."

anthony1998x: wtf r your parents here??? HNV: Dude, she's a millennial, we ALL live with our parents. Llord_Kuruku: ohmygodareyoufuckingserious. bea you have to show us the dogs aroseahorseboy: doggiiiiies

"Okay! Ready, my swarm!" She returns. "No, no, get down! You got wet paws! Out! I need an actual studio for this or something instead of just my nerd room, don't I"

"Welcome once again to Press Bea, picking up with Joy Traveler, part 5, and things have been...weird. We had Box Baby 2 and learned more about the Spanunkos and I haven't gone any further.. yet. It's tempting but I want to plumb the mysteries of this machine with my hive by my side! No I'm not scared!"

normalnancy: hi bea DueyDecimal: This gets more awesome every episode you guys, seriously calm down and watch bug_snuggler: bea can you play some of the actual good games you have GlockRoach: Dude you gotta stop changing your name every time, pick one. pick that one. Syrupentine: Everyone calm down, Bea can play what she wants... which is going to be more Planet of Pisces, right??

"Well I was thinking, I'll pick one to start and then you guys can pick the next, seems to work out pretty well most of the time"

DueyDecimal: I like that. aroseahorseboy: buckle up buzzers

Screen 5 shows a pastoral scene with a sunny field, a swimming hole, and a tree with a tire swing! Seated in front are two children, a boy and a girl, holding hands with their backs to the camera. In the sky appear the names of the 12 games for this screen:

49: Berry Batty 50: Teddy Bear Ballet 51: Impact Crate 52: Pralines & Cream 53: Whack-O Golf 54: Planet of Pisces 2: For Super Players 55: Kaveman 56: Crosswalk 57: Whirlwind Football 58: Fuzzed 59: Cat Rate 60: Sunny Spring Mornings

aroseahorseboy: is... is that... Syrupentine: omg omg omg POP2!!! Llord_Kuruku: HOLY SHHIIIIIIIII HNV: It's a trap! Play the last one, that's got to be a fakeout!

"Ok I know what you guys are thinking, and it IS a weird order but I don't think that really means anything. Crosswalk just sounds dull but we've though that before.. Oh you know what's boring? Golf!"

Syrupentine: ...Golf. DueyDecimal: God has forsaken us. snug_buggler: guys we can leave til the boring is over. why u hate us bea?

"Remember what this game did to soccer? And cooking? And other sports? Cooking is a sport you can't tell me otherwise"

HNV: Oh shit, you know what shows up in sports games, right? Llord_Kuruku: ...Spanunko time? HNV: Totally Spanunko time!

"DANGIT, how could I forget. Sure they're evil undead abominations but who can resist the thrill of competition..."

DueyDecimal: And they barf evil tapeworms! aroseahorseboy: my my yes it would be a shame to ever forget that

[izzul1908]

On repeat because feels

[deaduntil]

i feel like a kaveman

[thesoundunique]

🎼 KAVEMAN - Blue Balls 🎶

[saidthesadboy]

The New Era is Now 

[kari69a-deactivated20220420]

i love hobbyist youtube because fishkeeping yt has done so much for the health and success of my 20 gallon. I'm taking better care of my babies, the plants are thriving, the water parameters are so much better and when something goes wrong i know why it's going wrong, and how to fix it. i know when to let an issue stabilize when normally i'd just change everything and make it worse. i know the science of the nitrogen cycle (the course of nitrogen change thru biological processes and the science of molecule change), and how to properly filtrate the tank. i love feeling so much more at peace knowing my fish are healthier and happier. even some of the frogs are singing! could use vocal lessons but they're doing it! i get so much more joy out of fishkeepng now rather than having a fish tank on a shelf with constant anxiety and feeling inept.

bentley pascoe, kgtropicals, aquarium co-op, prime time aquatics and kaveman aquatics have done my tank so well and i'm so glad that a ton of experienced people in the hobby are sharing their knowledge to help the average bears out there. the more i know the more i want to know and it feels so rewarding to improve the tank and give my little babes the best life i can. just love the internet for things like this . when to change, when to upgrade, what to stop doing.. love these peeps! they just want the best for the fishies out there and the people who love those fish. 10/10

alongside fishkeeping forums and the like, just great stuff ya know ! brings me joy to do things better, to look at my fish and smile cuz i know they're happier. love it !

[thatnewjam]

JAM Alert: The High (feat. Kaveman) by Kimber Chronic, Kaveman Listen: https://open.spotify.com/track/2KMrNtyjOKNInYhk7VF5lw See More Jams: http://bit.ly/tnjspotify

[transcendentinteractive-blog]

[ 01/ 10 / 2016 ]

KAVEMAN live at “ MULYONO edisi ke-5 “

[amin58fidele]

Tunisian newspaper Al-Sabah published this morning on Friday 30 August 2019 an editorial by editor-in-chief Noureddine Achour under the title

Nation does not exist

Last night, my friend, editor-in-chief of the French newspaper Alimonda, called me Silvy Caveman and asked me to arrange for him to meet with Lebanese Hezbollah officials. We did not succeed until I contacted the French ambassador in Beirut and apologized because the French Foreign Ministry prohibits contact with Hezbollah

I told him and what is the importance of this dialogue

He said to me, "Have you heard of Nasrallah's threat to Israel?" I said, "Yes, he said, Do you know what happened in Israel after this threat?"

He said that Israel is on constant alert. Our correspondent in Tel Aviv has sent us a serious report

For the first time, Israel prohibits Israeli and foreign media from traveling to northern Israel

Secondly, curfew in the northern colonies is strictly prohibited except for maximum reasons. Withdrawal of all Israeli military presence to a depth of five kilometers. Prohibition of the movement of military vehicles of the Israeli army at the border with Lebanon. 22 withdrawals from Israeli banks unprecedented purchases of food and water have not been recorded in the history of Israel and other measures

I told him all this because of Nasrallah's threat to Israel and said yes and there are measures that have not been announced

I told him that Israel, which has the largest and most powerful fleet of the most modern fighter planes, Israel, which has an army like no other in the Arab countries, is terrorized by Hizbullah. Israel built a concrete wall between Lebanon for fear of infiltration by Hezbollah, in addition to some of the mines and the latest electronic devices and satellite surveillance, I told him that you exaggerate. And fortifications on the limit D He told me it was to hinder Hezbollah from invading the border one day. I really told him that the Israeli soldiers on the border were using drugs and stimulant pills so that they would not sleep. Cementy and I heard the voice of the forest movement did not bear one of them to hear this voice hit heart attack immediately and died of fear

I told my friend Slavy Kaveman enough and tomorrow I will write about this topic

[joytraveler]

55. Kaveman

A side-scroller featuring a caveman (naturally) who swings a club. At first it's very simplistic and repetitive, just walking to the right and smashing small enemies. Then you recover a stone knife, and new pathways start to open up; it's a prehistoric Metroidvania!

"Not a lot to say about this one except FEATHERED DINOS?" Indeed, looks like the designers did their research! Sort of. Feathers on the therapods, sauropods too. Feathered bugs? Feathered plant creatures?!

HNV: They looked up whether to put feathers on the dinosaurs, but not whether to put dinosaurs in the game!

"I'm just so used to dinosaurs in caveman games I don't even bat an eye anymore. Look there's a smilodon, are you happy now, Mr. Science-Face?"

"A feathered smilodon. I want one. You do too, don't lie!"

HNV: Yes... *grouse* Pink punk feathered mohawk on a saber cat is rad, I admit it.

"It can throw its mohawk like a boomerang! You can't prove they didn't!" It's a boss and the hardest yet, especially when it starts leaping around and shooting its own teeth out as well! "It's easiest to just crouch in the corner and spam the Torch, that does the most damage.”

Every boss you defeat yields a new weapon (this one provides a powerful atlatl) and something else, a piece of metal or wood, that gets lumped onto your subscreen somewhere. The Kaveman appears to be building something!

It's hard to tell what it is, until Bea defeats the next boss (a giant Terror Bird) and wins a sling and... what is very clearly, with no allowances made for copyright, the Flux Capacitor.

"GREAT SCOTT!" she exclaims upon realization. "Not even a major BTTF fan but I will absolutely say that if I have the opportunity."

The final stage is a tower-like mountain where she has to deal with pterosaurs, spiky rocks, howling wind, and the last boss, of course- a made cave-scientist who holds the last part she needs!

Once she defeats him and his robotic feathered T. Rex, the scientist jumps back down the mountain with a cry of: YOU'LL BE SORRY! But there's the power source she needs: finally, Kaveman's time machine is complete!

DueyDecimal: Makes me wonder if the main character is himself a caveman, or a time traveler lost in prehistoric times?

"Perhaps they're two rivals, each trying to return to the present to claim they discovered time travel first? Former friends? Former lovers? The world may never know.. or maybe the ending will explain everything"

Kaveman (for lack of any other name) locks himself into his completed machine, lightning crackles... and suddenly he's in the pyramids of Egypt.

Crack! He's in ancient Greece. Crack! He's in Camelot. CRACK! He's in Hollywood!

"Hollywoo- Oh man he IS gonna be sorry, they're gonna make a movie out of him!"

CRACK! He's... floating in space in the shattered remains of Earth. "....Oh." He looks rather confused... and then an ominous, serpentine, five-headed silhouette rears up behind him.

-THE END?-

"I... I think you forgot to make that left turn at Albuquerq- fFFAAAAA!!"

Klickitat_Street: GREGREGREGREGREG

"GREG GO TO YOUR ROOM! Or go to your game! Scarin’ the royal jelly outta me.." She calms herself with a handful of trail mix. "If you're looking for your dad you just missed him, I believe."

Baconnaise: Kaveman confirmed for canon w/ POP, official prequel

"Like Syrup said, they're probably reusing sprites.. but that one was definitely our old metal friend, no mistake."

aroseahorseboy: did Glem's mom just live on a big piece of world while they waited? berg_snurglar: bea he's crushin on you lol. good luck w/ that HNV: End bosses are probably huge sugar daddies

"Not much planet left was there." She sighs and shrugs. "I dunno, maybe this is a different earth, or another timeline, who knows. I really doubt they thought all this through beyond a few games anyway. But I DO want to hear your headcanon, so fire me a message if you have a theory!"

DueyDecimal: You sorta blew through that, it didn't even take 40 minutes... maybe that's the 'bad end'