#karma delight

[hellobeau]

my girl and her ABI team

[qcomicsy]

Batfamily time travel encounter but it's just a nice timeline.

Dick (worried): Care to explain, how actually are you "paying for your sins".

Future!Damian, deadpanned: *takes his cellphone* *presses play*

Terry voice on the cellphone: Hey Big D., so I was just– You know– Passing. Big ninja training you got here. . . Gotta love what you did to the decoration. . . All. Green."

Dick:

Future!Damian:

Terry voice: Okay I will go straight to the point, I know you love visits (kids laugh on the back) Shh (Terry giggles) So– As you know, the batmobile's is not in– Condition– Right now, old thing had seen better days.

Terry voice: And I need, to get Clowny, that's literally my job, right. So I'm taking your league mobile.

Future!Damian, under his breath pressing the bridge of his nose: Just a car.

Terry voice: I'm sure I will bring back– Eventually– Almost in piece. And don't worry I know all the rules "no eating on It"- "no pressing self destruct"– "No letting Robin drive"–

Tim: There's a Robin?

Jason, with a shitty eating grin: Shh

Terry: We're just going to break at least 75% of it. Don't worry.– Oh! Yeah, Bruce called, he told me to tell you to come to dinner, he misses you. And as a good person and second "blood son" (imitates Damian's voice) I told him you be there.

Future!Damian: ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉⁿᵈ ʰⁱᵐ, ˢᵒᵐᵉᵈᵃʸ. ᶠᵉᵉᵈ ʰⁱᵐ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ��ⁱˢʰᵉˢ

Terry voice: Anyway. See you at dinner (kid voice on the back "Tell him I said hi!") Robin told me he said hi. Bye Big D. and wash your suit I can fucking smell it from here– Stinky. *End of call*

Bruce: Must be horrible someone taking your car without permission.

Future!Damian, very tired, eye twitching: *deep sight*

Future!Damian: I'm aware of the cosmic irony of that.

Future!Damian: Happy Now?

Jason: You have no idea.

[landfilloftrash]

seeing ghosts everywhere you go?

are they all in your head or are they here causing that chill in your bones?

[crabsnpersimmons]

A beast and a silly creature knock at your door!

gasp! what a surprise from the gepetto crew! welcome welcome!

the persimmon crab waves excitedly and tosses candies into Karma's bucket and Jack-O-Moon's hat, missing 74% of the time

Happy Halloween!

[norvicfiddler]

There are people who hate this case (!) and meanwhile I'm over here laughing my gd ass off ...

[kredensik]

qifrey. why won’t you trust your husband i mean best friend with whom you’re raising i mean teaching four beautiful girls. cant u see this guy would be so ride or die for you. your chances of getting guilt-free dick just decreased drastically

[xhaoticprince]

This Phil's face right as he got hit by the biggest and most violent fucking karma I had ever been given to witness (A.K.A. when he made fun of the dead eggs only to learn like 2 seconds later that his own egg was probably going to die in 6 days)

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

Well the weather outside is-

Yikesful

[cryptidwithacopiccollection]

so i heard you liked my transfred von karma idea can i tell you about it pretty please

-@transfem-larry-butz

(i couldnt ask without anon bc this blog isnt my main)

YES.

tell me everything. ping me if you have any more transfred you wanna share because I wanna see it

[mlqc-gavinslove]

GAVIN: Unraveling Delight (R KARMA)

Gavin's Moments ~Indistinguishable~

[smallpumpkinboi]

I have this extremely rude customer who would regularly yell at us and was overall terrible and I just found out that they've been arrested and it's honestly quite therapeutic

[piovascosimo]

yes.

[landfilloftrash]

so I finished reading Turnabout Enemies and just about screamed throughout the entire thing— from delight and in baffled confusion in true ace attorney case fashion— so have this from one of the final scenes of the fic (chapter 21 to be specific!) because I am INCREDIBLY predictable

[yes-demian]

[amplexadversary]

It took me reading this for it to click that Nana Morri is low-key on some Manfred von Karma bullshit and I'm here for it.

(I'd argue this take gives her a little more credit for engineering these circumstances than I'd say is fair from what we know but the comparison delights me.)

Nana Morri queen shit for stealing and raising her infuriating neighbour's only daughter, sending her back on a field trip to fuck up his red moon plans, all while grooming her to eventually become the third in her Nana's coven. Revenge is your speciality? You don't say

[taylorswift]

Um. SO much to tell you. I’m a massive fan of this brilliant artist and after getting to know her I can confirm: she is THE ONE to watch. So delighted to say that Karma Featuring the incredible Ice Spice will be out TOMORROW night at MIDNIGHT ET as a part of the new Midnights (Til Dawn Edition) deluxe album that you can pre-order now at taylor.lnk.to/thetildawnedition!

In addition to Karma Ft Ice Spice… You asked for it, we listened: Lana and I went back into the studio specifically to record more Lana on Snow on the Beach. Love u Lana 🥰😆☺️

But wait there’s more… for those of you going to the East Rutherford shows - we will have a new special edition CD available ONLY on site starting at 12:30pm ET on Friday! This CD will have a never before heard Midnights vault track called “You’re Losing Me”!