#karate hottie

[kingofreturn41]

[jjrockerslefttoe]

i forgot i drew this a while ago so here y’all go

karate joe is actually so fine please hear me out

[malfoyx]

Karate Boys

[ablogofcourage]

[zappedbyzabka]

Praying to get some good lawguchi/lawgusso🙌

[mmabymilikin]

'The Karate Hottie' Michelle Waterson-Gomez

is tough as nails but now finds herself on a four fight losing streak. She's 1-6 in her last 7 fights. #UFCVegas79

[hauntedbythenarrative]

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[atleastpleasetelephone]

Girls, I'm going to my first karate class tonight! I mean, I might hate it, but they have an offer on for 4 free sessions so I'm going to give it a go.

Sadly this absolute hottie will not be there...

[loweya-blog]

Miss Piggy and The Demons

(Fuck it I’m doing this mini crack fic XD)

The delicate. The beautiful. The angelic and utterly famous superstar Miss Piggy did NOT expect her morning to turn out like this. But…. it wasn’t half bad. At one point she was in hell which was unfortunate. But at another point…. 

Look at all these HOTTIES! 

Before her stood a very handsome man with dark red hair and some sort of red dress. Change out the dress for a nice skin tight pair of black pants and a shirt…. No wait, scrap the shirt. Have him shirtless….

“Welcome to the Devildom…” The HUNK of a man began talking before stopping with a bewildered look on his fine face. 

The other hunk, the one with black hair, looked confused as well. The blonde one with that bowtie began laughing while the other gorgeous blonde, wearing lovely pink nail polish, was also laughing. Miss Piggy had no idea what they were laughing at but she did know they all rightfully were staring at her. She flipped her hair. 

“Excuse me, FINE gentlemen but….what am I doing here?” Miss Piggy asked in her most delicate voice. 

“I’m confused as well. I don’t know why Lucifer brought a pig here.” The barbaric blonde with too much pink said. 

Miss Piggy shot him a dirty look as Lucifer sighed.

“She is technically a resident of the human world….so… I suppose her papers weren’t excluded. She’s still a candidate.” Lucifer said. 

Candidate? They should be honored to be in the presence of someone as beautiful and famous as her! They gave Miss Piggy a run down of what was going on. She was an exchange student from the human world for culture or something blah blah blah. Most of her attention was on Diavolo's lovely eyes…. And his massive chest. How in the world did he get such pecs?!

She had to give a phone call to some bozo with a new phone. D.D.D. Whatever. It was the same thing. 

“Yoooooo.” The stranger on the phone said. 

“Hello? You are speaking with the elegant Miss Piggy.” Miss Piggy responded with all the grace and loveliness of an angel. 

And she got back immediate laughter. Her temper rose as she heard the jerk laughing right at her. Fortunately Lucifer commanded this “Mammon” fellow to get down there. When he finally arrived, he ran up to Miss Piggy and demanded money from her. That was it!

“HIYAAA!” 

She karate chopped him right in the face and sent him flying. The other demons looked at the scene with eyes wide open in surprise. 

“And it’s MISS Piggy to you! Humph!” 

“Looks like Miss Piggy will be able to handle herself.” Diavolo said with a laugh. 

This would be one interesting year…

(@roseycanvas you asked for this..... XD)

[count-alucard-tepes]

Hi iam sure if did one before but iam pretty a 100% sure that you once give a description on how op hotties tits look like.

These were definitely my favorite posts to make…just saying, this girl appreciates tiddies 😍

Oven Charlotte 🍞

Oh we all saw what they full baked baby daddy’s chest looks like in all his glory! He has some fine hair on his chest and he likes to keep it because it makes him feel manly. His nips are pretty pink and sensitive so if you graze them…he’s melting. Also he loves having his S/O lick melted chocolate off his tiddies but be careful! You don’t want to burn your tongue if he blushes too much😜 8.5 out of 10 for face smothering.

Buggy🤡

His tiddies are defined along with his abs but he’s on the leaner side since he doesn’t like to bulk up too much. It doesn’t fit his aesthetic! He does have hair on his chest and he doesn’t mind it at all, his partners always think it’s cute. He has bright pink nips. 8 out of 10 for face smothering.

Marco the Phoenix 🦅

He has a pretty lean body and he tends to show his tiddies because he gets hot often. He’s got a light tan and doesn’t grow much hair on his chest. His nips are cute and light pink. 8 out of 10 for face smothering.

Eustass Kidd🤘🎸

We were lucky to see tiddies in all its glory, usually we just get to see his cleavage from his boob window! He doesn’t like hair on his chest so he makes sure to keep himself groomed. He burns easily so he has pretty pale tiddies and that’s not by choice! His nips are pink and one of them are pierced. 10 out of 10 for face smothering😆

Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕

Ah to be the handsome sibling is always a plus when he’s a sweetheart too! Since he’s a marine, he has to be physically fit all the time and this resulted in him having amazing tiddies for us to enjoy! He’s pretty pale and doesn’t like being out in the sun because he burns too easily so his tiddies never see the light of day! His nips are pale pink and he does have light hair between his tiddies. 9 out of 10 for face smothering.

Who’s Who ❤️‍🔥👹

Oh this pink haired baby daddy! How I wish he had more screen time! His tiddies are firm and well defined because he works out all the time and does karate to keep fit! He has tattoos that go down his arms and legs, he loves the look and feel of it. His nips are light pink like his lips and they’re pierced. 1000 out of 10 for face smothering (let me be your baby mama already!😭)

Gecko Moria🦇

When he was younger, he has amazing pale tiddies with pierced nips. He’s not a hairy guy so they were always smooth and he liked it that way. He had a well defined body that worked well for his height. 9 out of 10 for face smothering.

Iceburg💜

Under those fabulous suits is a lean but defined body that only our favorite sexy mayor could have! He has dark pink nips and he’s actually pretty hairy. He does have chest tattoos around his tiddies that join to his shoulders and even down his abs to his hips. Only his partners would know that though😉 10 out of 10 for face smothering for our sexy ice-daddy.

Gild Tesoro⚜️🏅

He’s very particular about his body so he makes sure to do lots of chest exercises so that he can maintain his perfect tiddy size and have the body of a God! He isn’t a hairy guy so his chest is smooth to the touch and he loves to flex his chest so that it feels strong. His nips are dark pink. 100 out of 10 for face smothering! (Omg lemme motorboat you, Gild😭😭😭)

Rob Lucci🐆

His chest in his non-kitty form is pretty lean but still defined as he just prefers the look for when he’s wearing his suits. He has brown nips and some fine hair growing between his tiddies. 9 out of 10 for face smothering.

[2manykinks]

Things Tumblr Believes Are Porn:

This mohawked karate hottie named Rush.

[dykesynthezoid]

I love your writing and as I gratefully, patiently, happily wait (like the hottie I am dw abt it) for the next chapter of season’s meetings, I wanted to stave off my impending crazy insanity of being in withdrawals for content from my two favorite karate lesbians by asking you this:

Sam and Tory meet in high school for the first time. No karate, no Robby/Miguel drama, no accidentally wrongfully accusing the other of stealing a wallet. How long is it taking before they’re physically fighting each other/making out (bc that happens in succession obviously)

Ahhh ty!!! And oooh hmm; I think it depends, although regardless they obviously still have less to work through/less animosity to get past if there’s no boy or karate drama. Also depends where Aisha and Sam’s relationship is at and how that affects both of their relationships w Tory, I think.

@ficusin does have an AU like that, where Sam fights Kyler (instead of Miguel) and amid becoming a social outcast meets Tory, who’s new. And ofc there’s still instant chemistry but it’s less singularly antagonistic. Technically there’s still a little karate in that one, of course.

[d-dawgthechef89]

it sounded like a roc

Ahh, shit! There it is, there it is, boy Ahh, yeah! There it is, there it is, buddy Ahhh, yeah! Yeah, yeah, they seem to know the time but, um.. let's see.. (Ah-ha, swing it)

[Verse 1: Subroc] It's my thing! Yo, it's my thing! The way I swing, not even an orangutan can hang on my DING-DING Saved by the bell rang I talk, yell, whisper, mumble street slang With no doubt, you tumble if I flip Don't make me shout with my vulgar lip A hip-hugger, I'll mug ya, if fun to know Slow and steady wins a race, I keeps a steady pace In a chase, I'm bookin', cookin' feet don't fail me 5-0's can't see me, catch me to jail me Walk the plank, ya damn dime droppers Snitches get stitches, why, oh, why does my trigger finger itches? Corrupt! I follow my nose — it always knows it Open the draw bridge — close it! Close it! A doo doo lyric, I snuck in 'cause I chose it Long ding-a-ling dong there, big booties grows it Up! (Up!), up and awaaaay, we go across the border To Mexico, suck my toe Doo doo brown's my color No watered down, no cut A jewel to a fool is like pearls to big butt Ahh, swine, I strut on the sidewalk and don't touch the line Escalate, never decline I'm gonna get mine, don't try to take mine No, my kneecaps ain't blacker than my black behind The bush, I touch tush So beware of the grin of my evil eyeball glare I's a wiseguy, yeah, a smart alec Like it, or kiss me where the sun don't shine like metallic KA-BLAOW!

[Chorus] "It sounded like a rock" "It sounded like a rock" "It sounded like a rock" "It sounded like a rock"

(They thought I didn't know!)

[Verse 2: Subroc] One-double-nine-tre, dumbbells I lift it Just for the taste of it, coke I won't sniff it Ya party pooper, you'll never stop my frontings Like Jesse Owens, I’ll dust ya, I run tings! Popcorn mama, you can sniff my sock I's a hard headed nigga, my head is (Like a rock) So, so, leave me, B-boy, I'll be boppin' When I chug-a-lug alone, it ain't no stoppin' Hop in skin to skin, now I must stall Jim hats ain't even made like rubbermaid, at all If I be over stressed, over tryin' under arms Cookin' like onions, you'll be cryin' Boo-hoo-hoo! But I get the hoorays From sunrise, to sunset for days All in the Kool-Aid, don't know the flavor Taste buds are shot, waistlines duds I left the slammer on bad-ass behavior Call me Sub, I roll underground like C.H.U.D.'s Cease with the wack, I'm never ever booty over that I got my cootie shots for the cootie for the body The hottie, I might use Karate (Snap back!) 15 minutes I'll be off duty KA-BLAMM

[Chorus] "It sounded like a rock" "It sounded like a rock" "It sounded like a rock" "It sounded like a rock"

[Break: Zev Love X] It's a break, Zev Love X and Subroc for Ninety Tre Crew massive deep Constipated Monkeys deficatin' that old hard shit And ya don't quit!

[Verse 3: Subroc] It sounded like a what?! It sounded like a boulder It sounded like a Land, yo, slide up over I need my room, to huff and puff These bastards be soft like marshmallow fluff Step up, wrong move you catch a back smack Or a blackout, so be out, black! Let's play catch, a bad one ya caught it I'll take your thumpin' heart and smote it Then I grab my wood (my dick), I grab my rope Over there ya got that same ole shit, here ya don't Oh, no, you don't, gimme that, back Now you sing the blues while your eye's black Don't need to flaunt, no need to front I see right through, you very blunt Attitude nonchalant, I do what I want If I be ghost, expect me back to haunt KA -BLAWW

[Chorus] "It sounded like a rock" "It sounded like a rock" "It sounded like a rock" "It sounded like a rock"

[Outro: Zev Love X] Constipated Monkeys doo-doo! Droppin' shit like that

[cavenewstimes]

Michelle Waterson-Gomez reflects on pioneering 17-year MMA career, why she decided to retire

Michelle Waterson-Gomez knew it was time. At UFC 303, “The Karate Hottie” officially signaled the end of her 17-year career when she announced her retirement following a loss to Gillian Robertson. During Waterson-Gomez’s post-fight interview with Joe Rogan, the promotion played a heartwarming video on the T-Mobile Arena screens recapping some of her best moments inside the cage. In an emotional…

[spaceoracle]

she was gorgeous, she was divine

If you wanna kiss her ass you gotta wait in line

She's the principal of my junior high

Let me think, it was probably back in seventh grade

When I first began to notice she was such a babe

I said to Evan who was sitting just three seats away

"Holy shit, she's my fantasy

I could use some punishing

Lock me up in GMC and throw away the key

I'm a slave to these strange new feelings"

I did not speak nor squeak

A word about anything

Must be discrete; oblique

Don't let her know what I think

Catastrophes like these

Could bruise my shrinky-dink

I need my mojo dojo sexual karate

So the macho Pancho won't bruise my student body

'Cause this hottie thinks I'm naughty but I just wanted to party

I've got principles

[mmality]

karatehottiemma

Alright!!! So we decided to level up!

Holly Holm & Jessie Graff holding me in the air with their feet! Give it a try! Trying different poses is so addicting! Love it 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️😂