#kankri is a mood

[marblesmind]

Sorry I ceased to exist for a bit but I got more bullshit

[serfuzzypushover]

thank u cronkri vvery cool 👍

[badlydrawnkankri]

hug5 u >83 fr3nd

[possibly-eli]

reminder that I Am A Zombie. lovehearts and such

[nekropsii]

Small Atomic Ask Bomb!!

I've got a bunch of short asks that I'd hate to spam the dash with individually, so I'll just put 'em here, under the cut!!

Content Warning: Long, Brief Discussions of Racism, Misogyny, Grooming, Brief Mentions of Incest and Pedophilia in Fanfiction.

I've always been a hater, and I honestly don't really think it's a bad thing - not as much as everyone says, at least! I think being kind of a bitch about things that don't matter is good for you, actually. Gets the urge to be angry out in a way that's healthier than just snapping at people in critical moments. I also just think being strong and passionate in your convictions is good for you. Being a hater gives you a spine if you do it right, and it fires a gunshot and scatters people you don't really want to be around. It also has the funny side effect of people thinking I take things way more seriously than I do, just because I'm opinionated and will state said opinions clearly. Big fan of this meme:

This is me.

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I used to peek in there every now and then, just to be nosy. Incest at the top, always. Or straight up pedo shit. Sigh. Looked in the Mituna tag a couple times. CroTuna fucking nightmare hell dimension, always. Or KanTuna, which I also have gripes with. Or KanMiTula, which I have even more gripes with.

It is my understanding that the state of Homestuck fanfiction hasn't gotten much better since the 2010s. Everyone is wrong and no one is normal. Sad.

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I don't know if the mere act of only making Jade and Jake brown out of all the Kids is Racist on its own, per se, but it is kinda silly in the sense that, you know, John and Jade are siblings, so realistically they'd look similar. And... People absolutely do get racist about it. Like, making Jade and Jake uniquely huge, hairy, threatening, and oddly shaped - gangly in the context of Jade, buff as hell in the context of Jake. I've seen some SEVERELY racist drawings where Jade and/or Jake were the only hints of melanin in the Kid line up and... Oh my god. It can get to straight up caricature levels. Watermelons and everything. Just comedically racist.

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Genuinely one of the dumbest fucking things in the world. People will say literally anything. Saying Damara isn't Japanese is on par with calling Porrim a fucking Men's Rights Activist. It's a funny little claim people who are grievously wrong say as a condemnation of the Alpha Trolls for no reason. Why. To look smart? To fit in? Dumbass. Notice how they always have to invent bullshit lies to critique anything instead of just saying things that are true. It really frustrates me how 99.9% of Alpha Troll criticism just isn't at all legitimate when there's some real, genuine issues you could critique. It's stupid horseshit. I hate it so badly.

I don't actually care whether or not someone likes the Alpha Trolls, but at least hate them accurately. Come on.

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@sleepy-apparition

Everyone is so, so quick to turn a blind eye to just how violently misogynistic Kankri is, lmfao. Genuinely, I don't think I've ever seen anyone other than myself bring up the fact that he's an avid Slut-Shamer in the modern day. Other than that, I only really saw older Mituna fanatics bring it up over in the early-mid 2010s, but none of them are around these days.

Genuinely, some of the shit he says is so appalling, lol. Kankri FULLY deserves to get his ass beat.

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I have said this before but I'll say it again - I do not think a Red Romantic Relationship will fix Dirk, or even really help him all that much. Before he gets into a RedRom, he needs some therapy, a break, and mood stabilizers.

However, I'm thoroughly of the opinion that a good BlackRom could work wonders on him, way more than a RedRom would. I think a solid, established Pitch Relationship with, like, Caliborn would be genuinely great for him, both mentally and in a Character Development sense. I hold zero interest in watching Dirk and Jake badly fumble a traditional romantic relationship - that notion is painful to me. ... But I do think I could read a full Intermission's worth of Dirk and Caliborn fucking around and not get tired of it once. They have a fantastic dynamic. It'd be good for Caliborn, too, I think.

This has been my Dirkuu propaganda bit. Thank you.

Also, the Voyeuristic feel of how people handle his Mental Illness. It makes me uncomfortable.

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True. I don't have any other remarks to make about this, you're just correct. True.

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... Fuckin'... Why, though? What- what's the appeal? There's nothing there. I literally cannot conceive any way in which that would be compelling, and I'd say Hal and Kankri are pretty high up there in the list of Male Homestuck Characters I Enjoy.

People will do anything but pay attention to Female Characters for five minutes. God. Lol.

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It's literally just DaveKat 2. I don't think it even qualifies as a Crack Ship when it's just a variant of The Fandom's Most Darling M/M OTP. It's just a deeply mid RarePair. Crack Ship would be, like, Dirk Strider x Rainbow Dash.

Dirk x RD was a popular Crack Ship, sure, but it's still a Crack Ship on basis of being a Crossover Pairing.

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I can't recall any specific instances of seeing this myself, but I'll believe it. People will do anything except be normal about Vriska. People will fight the war against Vriska on the side of and against Vriska at the same time. People will call her a Huge 8itch but then call her pathetic when she stops being a Huge 8itch.

We love Misogyny, I guess.

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Well, he is based on Tumblr, after all. Particularly how dogshit the politics are on here. Of course he would. He'd do numbers on here, considering his Woke Hate Speech.

It's called Bubblr, by the way. Like, canonically. We do know what it's called.

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It's actually based on the Three Wise Monkeys. You know, that old Japanese Proverb that goes "See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil"? That.

Kurloz is Speak No Evil, Meulin is Hear No Evil, Mituna is See No Evil.

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Great Question. My personal guess is that he's a little too nuanced for a lot of people to be comfortable with handling. He throws out too much surface-level Bigotry that people aren't willing to ignore because it isn't Racism for many to feel comfortable making him their Blorbo. When Dave says the N-Word and talks about how fucking Racist he is and it literally never gets acknowledged or resolved, that's fine and dandy, but god forbid Caliborn be a Misogynist in the funniest way possible AND have that get acknowledged literally constantly as a problem. The fact that Caliborn isn't a Fuckable White 13-Year-Old Twink means none of his crimes are ever forgivable because he's ugly and unshippable, or whatever.

The fact that he's Mentally Disabled doesn't help. People can't fucking STAND IT when a character is Mentally Disabled in a way that isn't Cute and Consumable, much less a character who is Unconsumably Mentally Disabled AND Complicated. It's just not allowed!!

[astupidgaydog]

Intro Post (NEW)

I. About me;

Hello !! I’m so glad to be back on Tumblr once again !! Since you probably don’t remember my account I’ll give a short refresher. I used to have the user name “@//Thesilliestperson” and ran a pro-ship safe mood / stimboard account.

I was under a lot of stress at the time and had quite a lot on my mind. I kind of just deleted my account out of no where because I felt like I couldn’t balance doing requests while also doing a bunch of school work. I don’t know why my first thought was to delete it but, hey, that was quite a while ago.

I’m going to try to build my account from the ground up, so be prepared for me to be on here pretty much 24/7 !! ( I still have to go to work so not 24/7 but you get what I mean. ) Thank you all for being so patient even when I deleted my old account out of no where, lots of hugs and kisses !!

For those who don’t know me; I’m Silly / Silliest !! I go by all pronouns except for She / her and I hope you can respect that. I am 17 and strictly anti-harassment in all shapes and forms as I know how it feels to be bullied to your lowest point over stupid things. Even though this is a pro-ship stim / moodboard account, I am currently iffy about dark-ships, I will most likely be posting them in the near future because of other people’s requests though so don’t let that discourage you from sending dark-ship requests !! ( I also ship some myself, it just feels kind of iffy to me. )

II. Stim / Moodboards;

I allow pretty much anything. You name it, I’ll make it into a stim / moodboard for you. As you can see, I don’t really have many boundaries when it comes to requests. ( The only requests I do not allow are NSFW requests since I am still a minor and am extremely uncomfortable with making those things )

If you want to request something from me please do the following; Add the media source, character(s) you want featured in the board, and if you want to be @‘ed or not in the post. You can optionally add what color palettes you want the board to follow and what ever extra things your heart desires.

I try to be very fast when posting stim / moodboards but please be patient if I don’t do your request(s) immediately, I might have a long list of other requests in front of yours. If after a month or two yours hasn’t been done it either got buried under requests or didn’t go through. If that happened, please re-send the request with a short message that should look something like this; “Hey, I didn’t receive my board yet! It included; ( Insert request. )” I will try my best to do yours as soon as possible when I see that message.

If something’s wrong with your stim / moodboard don’t be afraid to tell me !! You can privately DM me the issue or just talk about it through the request box. I will almost immediately try my best to fix the issue I made with your board before doing any of the other requests. ( I will keep the original board up unless you request me to take it down before posting the fixed version. )

III. My F/O’s;

This is a list of my F/O’s ( Also known as ‘Fictional Others’ ) that I adore with all my heart. You may request stim / moodboards that include my F/O’s, I don’t mind sharing them with other people / characters at all !!

💚 = Romantic , ❤️ = Platonic , 💛 = Familial

☆ Cracklin (ION) 💚

★ Gelatin (BFB) 💚

☆ Aventurine (HSR) ❤️

★ Leafy (BFB) 💛

☆ Kankri (HS) 💚

★ Mituna (HS) ❤️

☆ Sylveon (PK) 💛

★ Vaporeon (PK) 💚

☆ Moon (FNAF) 💚

★ Sun (FNAF) 💚

☆ Master Frown (Unikitty) ❤️

I love my guys / gals so much !! more may be added in the future, I’ll see what I do.

IV. The End;

Thank you for reading my long ass intro, I just wanted to redo the one on my old account in the best way possible. I hope this was good enough way to feature everything I do !!

Anyways, I hope to do lots of boards for many different people in the future !! I’ll try my best to make good ( or decent at least) boards. I haven’t made one in a while so this will be the best start to remembering how to make them again !!

Again, thank you for being so patient with me, even through tough times, I greatly appreciate it you have no idea.

Lots of love,

Silly 🎉

[apathetic-graffiti]

My Cronus Ampora headcanons!! Kinda lengthy but not by much I don't think.. hope you guys enjoy this since no art for the past few days!

• Cronus has BPD (elaborate more later) and possibly HPD (has some traits but might not be enough for a diagnosis). Autism + ADHD too.

• He's Bigender, uses he/she pronouns (would not care of whatever you use.) Sexuality: Bisexual & polyamorous, he can be anybody's valentino

• His favorite person is Kankri. Loves him to bits that he doesn't even know what his feelings are towards him.

• Has massive daddy issues and does things out of spite of his ancestor. Used to be a daddy's boy but now rebels against everything he was taught. (Really resents the guy, even the mere thought of him. Though probably hasn't thought about him for a long time and thinks that it's for the better.)

• Takes up the tough guy act even though in reality he's a bit of a coward but can put up a good fight if he has no other choice. He's quite skilled with rifles, blunt objects (ex. Golf clubs, baseball bats..cheap acoustic guitars) and his fists. She also knows how to use a wand but would rather not to.

• He wears contacts instead of glasses. Cronus absolutely HATES looking like his ancestor and so avoids using as much as possible. But when he loses his contacts, Cronus still wouldn't wear them.

• He's still an asshole, blurts out of pocket things if he's jealous or angry. She would regret it immediately afterwards and drown in self-loathing but then later ignores it.

Though for the most part, she teases and pokes too much fun at others.

• He's still a midly annoying pathetic flirt that's probably a bit charming in some way or another if his other traits are ignored. Can be a good lover if given the chance and would likely love somebody to death. His love language? All of it. Act of service, gifts, physical affection— you name it! Can also take it in the form of sexual intimacy too. Huge sucker for physical touch as she's incredibly touch-starved.

• Unironically enjoys Earth's music. His favorite genre being doo-wop, rock n roll, jazz, R&B/soul and probably more lol. His favorite artists/bands are Billy Joel, Queen, the Smiths, Dion, Fabian and Lesley Gore! Some modern stuff too, his taste is really flexible and would listen to anything depending on his mood really.

[israbelle]

A Conspiracy theory about the Epilogues

Alternatively titled; "Isn't it fun to take the stupid plot holes seriously sometimes, just to see what happens?"

So - The hemospectrum. I have often been taken out of the story by how little they mention it in the Epilogues and HS^2, just sort of... handwaving it away as a solved, purely cultural issue. Doylistically, they seem to be endorsing the popular "caste differences were just an enforced social norm by the Condesce and Lord English so trolls hate each other more" theory. It's been a glaring hole in the worldbuilding for a while now, and I never had a satisfying answer to it.

First off, psychics and psionics. I will talk about those more later, but... *gestures* Yeah. Second, and more relevant to the idea that the caste system is a, how do you say, natural state of troll society that has to be actively worked against to avoid falling down the pit of oppression; lifespans.

That sentence sucked because it's 4AM and it's quite difficult to think straight while listening to Mouth Moods. But anyway.

There is a popular headcanon that the Condesce, puppeteered by Lord English to create a tougher landscape, and using her Thief of Life powers, artificially shortened the lifespans of lowbloods (or maybe lengthened the lifespans of highbloods?) and had they not been under her control, they would all live to the same age and have no physical differences. This is explicitly non-canon:

Everybody say "Thank you, Kankri Vantas!" Aren't you so glad he's right about everything he says all the time and everyone always listens?!

There would be seadwellers - no, there would be ceruleans who remember the dawn of history. Can they live normal lives? Do you think that one violetblood grub Karkat holds in the credits remembers his touch? Did they hang the snapchat photo on their hive wall as one of their baby pictures? Do they brag about it?

This world would be quite different from the one shown to us today. Screw "trolls' birthrate is higher than humans" being the crux of the population issue, what about how half these trolls literally never die?! Highbloods would naturally have trouble relating to or empathizing with the lower castes they outlive dozens of times, a natural "immortal being loses touch with its humanity as it sees the cycle of life repeat evermore without ever truly experiencing it" trope, and the hemospectrum would reinvent itself and simply slot humans in at the bottom.

Which leads to the big question: why isn't this what happened? Why are humans the dominant force, while trolls seem to have been metaphorically (so far, thanks Jane) neutered? And why are they losing the war so hard when they have all those dang psychics?

You know, the psychic powers that let you shoot killer lasers and throw things around from afar and commune with beasts and fly-

...And fly?

As far as I'm aware - with the exception of Vrissy, who is a clone of an Alternian troll - there have never been any mentions of psychics on Earth C. Even when she talks about them, her information is wrong, almost as if it was only ever a historical afterthought in class instead of a reality of her life. Isn't that curious?

Apologies in advance for the hats. Tinfoil really is an awful material for garments, you know. But with all the evidence laid out as it is, there's really only one* reasonable† explanation: they did something to trolls. They flattened them all out into one homogenous mass, stripped them of nearly everything interesting and alien about them, neutered them into the Grey Humans we've all tried to fight against this whole time! And they did it with slime!!

*There are most likely many other possible explanations, and there is not a shot in Hell that this is what was intended in the text. †This is a completely unreasonable claim.

It could've been an accident, it could've been a well-intentioned impulse enacted by a bunch of teens who don't understand what eugenics are, but it happened in the ectobiology room, and I think the "how" of it is that they mixed together the troll and human slime. This flattened the curve of lifespans to be about human average, and either highly reduced the chance or outright deleted the ability for psychic powers to form. Reproduction stays the same, because that involves way too many complicated biological changes rather than just flipping a handful of proteins.

The great Alternian trolls of yore are but a distant memory, replaced by these tragic, broken copies, failed by their masters; chained to the ground with their wings torn off long before Candy Jane ever entered the scene.

[derseprinceoftbd]

Rewriting the Alpha Captor.

https://www.tumblr.com/derseprinceoftbd/747652362263527424/the-alpha-troll-rewrite-project?source=share

Damara

Rufioh

Mituna is...

Difficult. Much like Damara, he doesn't exactly speak coherently, or have much pleasant to say. He's also a character defined, nay, completely reshaped by trauma; the closest Trollian equivalent in my mind is Ghost Aradia. Mituna needs a big overhaul; like Dams, he has a cool design, a cool name, but not much else. Let's see what we can take from Sollux and the Helmsman and extrapolate into something else.

Mituna Captor is a cadet in the Beforan Psionic Core, and the Page of Doom. He experiences mood swings even more than Sollux, oscillating between a confident high-energy sardonic side and a deeply apologetic depressed one, reflecting the most dualist Class, Page, and its partiularly stark conception of an "unevolved" and "evolved" version of a Player.

His Lusus is a hornet, and he (compreses double leters into one). He leans into yellow-and-black aesthetics, just as Sollux did with red and blue. He's practically blind without his bifocals, and, like his Ancestor, the Cybernet, tends to regard the elder Captor's creation of the internet as a deeply regrettable mistake.

Mituna is deeply frustrated with his societal role; while there are no strict blood hierarchies on Beforus, those born with his/Damara's brand of psionics are under quite a lot of pressure to use their abilities in certain societally permitted ways, such as his already having been funneled into a literal pilot program. (He frequently comes into conflict, potentially of a Pitch variety, with Darmen, who believes him to be a waste of a destiny of flight.)

Mituna's real desire is to join the ranks of Law Enforcement, a fitting occupation for a Doom Player, along with Matesprit Latula; he has studied extensively for the job, though when depressed, admits it unlikely he would ever make the cut. (This is inspired by the old Troll Cops Fanon.)

His Land is the technological dystopia LOPAO, Land Of Punk And Order, and his Chumhandle is tumultArrested.

Wednesday: Kankri.

[dispsii]

how would you characterize the Singless and his comrades?

i think doing things like making Psi a snarky dude like Mituna and Sollax makes his ultimate fate more tragic

Idk if this is what you meant by how I characterize them but here you go

I like making Sign sassy who will either go on for hours about a topic, whether he's being educational or not depends on his mood. I also see him as either really clingy to people or despise any physical contact, no in-between for him. He also doesn't tend to think before he acts. He sucked at sewing but loved to draw and left a bunch of doodles in Di's books. He also changed his name at 3 sweeps after getting a vision of kankri being bratty and wouldn't respond to his mom calling him kankri

Psii is very snarky, I like to think that when him and sign first met, he was making a lot of your mom jokes. He used to overuse his psionics a lot and was very dependent on them. Di ended up helping him stop overusing them. He also suffers from a bunch of dayterrors and would get very broken sleep. He lost a lot of his identifying personality when he was put in the helm

Di is Signs and Psiis rock. She keeps the two out of trouble when Rosa isn't there. She's very spiritual and used to be a part of the clurch. She met Sign in the woods after getting lost. She's very chaotic and could probably throw a huge rock 10ft. She was a decently popular author for her time. She started drawing after signs death.

Rosa is a tired mom who told her son to stop bringing strange wrigglers home. He never listened, and she ended up with di and psii. She is typically very calm, but when she is mad at you, you don't want to be in a 15ft radius of her. She attempted to instill a sense of fasion into sign but failed and ended up with him wearing his righteous leggings. She also became a rainbow drinker shortly before she found sign.

[webginz]

got to the feminist character in homestuck... im kinda surprised!!!

okay rereading this now... how tf did the fandom back then and even now consider both of them to be bad in this situation...???? shes just saying he should talk about feminism in his rants about social justice and life on their planet, and he calls it "pet issues" and feminism to be appropriating language from actual justice movements?? and he thinks the idea of misogyny existing on their planet so crazy that he could only talk about it in a THEORETICAL sense??? oml.

how is she being a crazy man hating feminist in any way... if anything this is very normie.. to be like "hey can you acknowledge misogyny exists at least?" and then when he says ALL THAT, she just says hes in a bratty mood and leaves. like omg.

super accurate to real life leftist men, i will say. hah.

(i still like kankri tho, hes cute and hes said worse tbh LOL)

[ult-cowboy]

Requesting a Kankri mood board please ❤️!

x x x | x x x | x x x

art

Kankri Vantas | Requests open

thank you for the request <3

[navvriskartrefs]

Homestuck Gender / Orientation Headcanons

Not entirely set in stone so don't yell at me, lol.

John/Poppop: Cis guy or trans woman (depends in my mood) and attracted to ladies (straight or lesbian respectively)

Rose/Alpha Mom: Intersex (Partial androgen insensitivity) trans woman, and lesbian.

Dave/Alpha Bro: Cis man and biromantic asexual.

Jade/Grandma: Nonbinary woman and bisexual or pansexual.

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Jane/Nanna: Bigender and biromantic asexual.

Roxy/Mom: Trans woman, and bisexual.

Dirk/Bro: Intersex (Müllerian agenesis + hyperandrogenism) trans man, and gay.

Jake/Grandpa: Genderqueer/xenogender man, possibly aromantic, attracted to guys, gals, and pals. (Pansexual/polysexual/questioning)

The rest are under the read more.

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Aradia: Nonbinary gendervoid woman, and bisexual.

Tavros: Demiboy/Boything/Dreamgender, and likes boys.*

Sollux: Gender idk, and pansexual.

Karkat: Cis man and pansexual.

Nepeta: Trans girl and biromantic.*

Kanaya: Trans woman and lesbian.

Terezi: Agender and arospec pansexual.

Vriska: Trans woman and bisexual.

Equius: Genderfluid between boy and agender, and panromantic.*

Gamzee: Trans man and gay.

Eridan: Cis boy, and panromantic.*

Feferi: Cis girl and biromantic.*

*= No sexual orientation listed because they all died at 13 and as an adult, I should not be thinking about what their sexual orientation is as kids. Also, personally I never experienced any sexual attraction until my mid-teens.

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Damara/Handmaid: Trans woman and bisexual.

Rufioh/Summoner: Trans man and pansexual.

Mituna/Psiioniic: Trans man and pansexual.

Kankri/Signless: Cisgender, pansexual.

Meulin/Disciple: Gender idk and bisexual.

Porrim/Dolorosa: Trans woman and lesbian.

Latula/Redglare: Genderfluid between agender/woman/man, and bisexual.

Aranea/Mindfang: Gender idk and pansexual.

Horuss/Darkleer: Cis man and arospec gay.

Kurloz/Grand Highblood: Gender idk and pansexual.

Cronus/Dualscar: Cis man and pansexual.

Meenah/Condesce: Intersex (humanstuck) woman and lesbian.

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Calliope: Intersex (humanstuck) nonbinary woman and asexual lesbian.

Caliborn: Intersex (humanstuck) trans man and arospec and aspec gay.

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SS/Jack Noir: Cis man and straight.

DD: Trans man and biromantic aspec.

CD: Trans man and gay.

HB: Cis guy and bisexual.

WQ: Cis woman and bisexual.

PM: Trans woman and lesbian.

Ms. Paint: Cis woman and panromantic asexual.

BQ/Sn0wman: Trans woman and arospec bisexual.

BK: Cis man and straight.

WK: Cis man and aroace.

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And the Felt, idk they are all chaos boys. Except Sawbuck, she's a chaos lady.

[badlydrawnkankri]

I can’t believe you’d lie about your silliness. I thought this was a place to be open and true and beautiful

[tyranitarkisser]

i think tuna generally likes to have playmates but whenever they get attention he gets really jealous lol. he isnt mean like kankri but he pouts and demands a lot of attention from his caregivers and wont talk to the other trolls. his social battery isnt very big so a lot of the time he just needs to play alone or with sollux or something. generally very fussy but when hes in a good mood hes very sweet lol

He is so dramatic..... he isnt selfish like Kankri is hes just that needy 🥺Im picturing him on all fours with his pacifier playing next to other trolls but not with them and he winds up in someone elses space and theyre just like !!!!! Meanwjile hes steamrolling over their dollies because he just did not even think to consider there was someone else playing with them.

[rachelcommitscrimes]

in response to your kankri pussy post: mood

im always right