#kakayama fic

[kakatenzo]

ix. babe, there’s something lonesome about you

i updated?? in this economy?? it acc has been two years though so enjoy! if people are still reading it ofc:)

[yamatotallyoffthedeepend]

@bizawa-art wrote a little fic that made me cry so I drew it to free my brain from its iron grip

[virtualcarrot]

Summer heat tolerance ranking in the polycule of weirdos:

S+++- Gai. Gai, the freaking weirdo, is reinvigorated by it. He's striving. His skin's glowing--though that might just be the sweat and sunscreen, when he remembers to wear it. Everybody's melting into the ground and he's doing push ups around Konoha. He's like a solar furnace, concentrating heat. In the worst of summer, people step widely around him in the streets because he's RADIATING. The only person who'll even tolerate him in bed is Iruka, and that's at a distance.

A-Iruka, the normie. He has a reasonable, normal summer-loving person tolerance to it. He's extremely casual about it, like, "yeah, it's hot, so what? you take the necessary precautions and it's fine, just use common sense, hydrate, go for a swim, idk". His red flag is that he doesn't wear sunscreen, which drives Kakashi up the proverbial wall and even Gai side-eyes.

B-Yamato doesn't like the heat, and he's also bad at hiding it. A summer Yamato is one that can be seen slumping with his face drawn, eyes bleary, dragging his feet from place to place. The happuri falls lower over his eyebrows. His hair's droopy. He hates existing. Nobody touch him, unless it's to lay a cold pack across his brows and the back of his neck, which Iruka will sometimes do with a mix of amusement and exasperation. Gai would, but that'd require introducing his absurd body heat to Yamato's personal bubble. Kakashi just drops the pack on Yamato's chest with an air of gentle mockery.

C-Kakashi's stoic. A bit flushed, yeah, not that he has much skin on display to show for it, and the hair at his temple's a bit sweaty, and he doesn't talk as much, but he's doing fine, can't you see he's doing fine? His only concession to the heat are short sleeves and shorter trousers. Anyway, Kakashi's weak to the heat and just walking the tightrope of heatstroke at all times and Iruka wants to murder him for it. Yamato feels vaguely vindicated (he's too overheated for stronger emotions).

[keepyourpantsongohan]

"So... you think that is acceptable behaviour?"

XD for the sentence fic thingy

"So... you think that is acceptable behaviour?" Tsunade asks, with a look so acrimonious that makes Kakashi feel like an academy student again, being cast out to the corridor for getting into a fight with his classmates. Though, if they had been fighting, this might be easier.

"No, Hokage-sama," Kakashi and Tenzō say in unison, bowing just enough so neither has to meet her eyes.

"Thirty years in Anbu between you," she huffs, "and you haven't developed the decency to not get caught with your pants around your ankles in the jonin standby station?"

Tenzō aims a sidelong glance at him, which in Kakashi's opinion, is how all of this trouble came about. "The Anbu headquarters doesn't have so many windows," Tenzō says, and Kakashi stifles a laugh.

[germposting]

Thinking about my captive mer!yamato kkym fic again

[helena-thessa]

we are all museums of fear

An exploration of Tenzō's background and how the trauma of being abducted, experimented on, and brainwashed by Root shaped him and his relationships with Team Seven. Title, chapter titles, and tie-in themes credited to POEM FOR NOBODY by Charles Bukowski. The strings have been cut, Kinoe is no longer the pale man’s puppet. He’ll never again be bound by serpentine wires. He’s free to wield kunai and throw shuriken, to run alongside comrades, to travel far and wide during their assignments. To draw blood from others, instead of watching it drawn from himself. 

Read on Ao3

(Yes, like a sane person, I've used my day off to post a WIP for a rare pair that's been sitting in my drafts for months. It's a companion story to Something Left to Save that could also work as a stand-alone piece centered on Tenzō/Yamato and his relationship with Kakashi.)

[myriad-of-things]

Summary: Tenzo turns into a cat once to fool a ROOT agent, and then it just becomes a recurring thing.

A story about two old friends finding each other again.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hatake Kakashi & Yamato | Tenzou, Hatake Kakashi/Yamato | Tenzou Characters: Yamato | Tenzou, Hatake Kakashi, Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, Sai (Naruto) Additional Tags: Humor, Friendship, can be slash or gen, all i can say is, historians would say they were very good friends, castration jokes, (courtesy of Sai), Henge no Jutsu | Transformation Technique, YamCat and Dogkashi, its a metaphor I swear, Hijinks & Shenanigans

[lemony-snickers]

35. kissing to get their attention , whatever comes to your mind. I am an anon who you definitely dont know. wooo. ghost.. bye

When Kakashi slid through the window of Tenzo's apartment, he did not expect the jungle that awaited him inside. Plants of all kinds and shapes and sizes were strewn throughout the living area in various colored pots.

With his curiosity piqued, he stepped gingerly over the containers, moving toward the faint sound of perturbed muttering which told him Tenzo was indeed somewhere to be found amongst all the foliage.

Tenzo sat at his chabudai, posture stooped and brow scrunched together beneath his mop of brown hair. He'd forgone the overshirt of his uniform, wearing only the first compression layer with the attached chin protector.

Kakashi admired the way his arm muscles flexed as he trimmed the wild-looking fern in front of him, snipping back fronds and gently inspecting leaves. Next to him, Kakashi saw a spray bottle and a stack of rags normally reserved for cleaning.

"Trouble in the garden today?" Kakashi asked, but Tenzo did not look up from his work.

Kakashi smiled and shook his head, deciding to take a few more careful steps toward the improvised workspace Tenzo could hear him better.

"Everything okay?" he asked.

Tenzo jumped, yelping when the trimmers in his hand grazed his opposite thumb. He inspected the pad of his finger, only looking at Kakashi once he discerned he hadn't drawn blood. "Ah, hi, Senpai," he said, "Sorry, I'm a little busy today, as you can see."

He gestured toward the forest's worth of flora around him. "There's something bothering my plants," he said, turning back to his work and muttering some continuation of the thought under his breath.

"Is it an insect or fungus?" Kakashi asked, turning over the leaves of a nearby begonia, but finding no scales or other markings underneath. "Tenzo?" he prompted again.

Nothing.

Kakashi sighed, releasing the waxy leaf. If Tenzo wasn't even bothering to correct Kakashi's use of his name, then he must really be worried about whatever was damaging his garden.

Kakashi sighed, a little put out by being ignored, and traipsed his way carefully into the kitchen so he could collect water for tea. He frowned at the sage plant he found in the basin of the sink.

"Is it okay if I move this?" he called.

When he didn't receive an answer, Kakashi peeked over his shoulder to discover Tenzo had moved onto a new patient--a healthy-looking pothos which challenged Tenzo's assertion that something was irritating his plants at all.

Kakashi shook his head and moved the sage to the counter so he could fill the kettle, setting it on the stove as he prepared two cups and a teapot. While he waited for the water to boil, he leaned against the counter to watch Tenzo work, arms folded over his chest.

He couldn't deny he liked it when Tenzo concentrated. The set of his jaw and his dark, piercing gaze lent an air of strength and purpose to his appearance that Kakashi enjoyed very much.

Kakashi turned the stove off before the kettle could screech and filled the teapot, setting it on a wooden tray with the two cups and carrying it over to where Tenzo was working, now inspecting the leaves and flowers of a small lavender bush one by one.

Kakashi knew he'd somehow be roped into helping Tenzo move his container garden back to the rooftop once this was all over, so he'd need to devise some kind of incentive Tenzo could offer him in return.

He smirked beneath his mask, already thinking over several ideas, all of which would no doubt stain Tenzo's face, neck, and ears the same shade as the begonia Kakashi had inspected earlier.

"I made tea," he said, setting the tray down and not expecting an answer.

Instead, Kakashi reached up to pinch the fabric over the bridge of his nose and leaned down without any warning to plant a soft kiss on Tenzo's mouth even as he continued muttering to himself.

The shocked sputter Kakashi received in response deterred him not at all, and he simply used the opportunity to sweep his tongue into Tenzo's mouth for a moment before pulling away again.

"I said, I made tea," he repeated, sitting himself down on the cushion beside Tenzo and pushing the lavender plant back to make room for a cup.

Tenzo didn't say a word while Kakashi poured for them both, his ears bright pink and face so hot Kakashi could almost feel the steam radiating from his cheeks.

"So," Kakashi said, taking a first slow sip of his tea, "insect or fungus?" he tried again.

"F-fungus," Tenzo responded after a moment, lifting his own cup to his mouth.

"Mm," Kakashi hummed, setting his cup down and pulling snake plant from the array of pots nearby, "tell me what to look for."

Tenzo's offered a relieved smile, pointing to the base of the leaves as he began to explain.

Kakashi knew they'd be there long into the evening, but as long as they could stay side-by-side--and Tenzo didn't mind too much making it up to him later--he didn't mind playing gardener for the day.

[ficklecat]

What yields the need for those who lead us oh-so morally Those that would view the same we do through their deformity Who view the deed as power's creed as pure authority This moment's silence when my baby puts the mouth on me

[malifiquemakes]

Kakashi x Tenzou fic snippet

Past experience has taught me that having multiple long fics on the boil at the same time is Not Fun, and some stories just don’t get off the ground no matter how hard I wish for it. But some snippets are just too good to waste!

So while Like Oil For Leather has me in a chokehold for the foreseeable future, please enjoy some silly Kakayama shenanigans where Tenzou gets a very private education from his senpai:

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Tenzou tossed back his third--fourth?--drink balefully and played with his little paper umbrella. “Honey trap missions are the easiest. I never get to be the honey trap.”

Kakashi didn’t bother looking up from his book. “That’s because you can’t seduce a viagra-crazed pervert even in a maid costume.”

“That’s not true! I’m plenty cute. It’s not my fault I don’t have any experience. People don’t want me because I remind them of Orochimaru’s sick experiments.”

“False.” Kakashi held up a finger. “People don’t want you because you’re a huge dweeb.”

“False! They are just jealous of my ability to kick ass.”

Kakashi sighed. “You’re not going to shut up about this, are you?”

“No, I’m not! This is discrimination, I’m making a complaint to HR and taking it all the way to the top if I have to.”

“I admire your drunken resolve, but I have a better idea.” Kakashi put down his book and fixed him with a stare. “I teach you how to seduce someone, and we never speak of it again.”

Tenzou sniggered. “Yeah right. I’ve seen the way you interact with humans. ‘Kakashi-sama, Sex God’ is not the first thing that comes to mind.”

“The secret to effective seduction,” Kakashi plucked the cocktail umbrella from Tenzou’s fingers, “is knowing when to initiate.” Suddenly he was right there, the Vs of their thighs intersecting. Even through the layers Tenzou could feel the warm strength in the leg pressed against his. He swallowed as Kakashi splayed his long-fingered hands at the top of Tenzou’s thighs and leaned in. The urge to laugh had disappeared. Tenzou was acutely aware of his own breathing, and the warm gust of breath over his ear as Kakashi murmured: “And you won’t have to call me Kakashi-sama. Just senpai will suffice.”

Oh shit. Tenzou’s heart was pounding like he was on mission, his fight or flight kicking into overdrive but neither response was right for this. He groped for some words, any words, to defuse the tension. “Will I have to take notes?”

“I prefer hands-on learning.” The hands in question were now cradling his hips, and fuck if Tenzou was confused about what he wanted, his dick was not. 

“W--when do we start?”

“When you’re sober.” Just as suddenly the heat bracketing him was gone. Kakashi had retreated to his section of the bar and buried his nose again in his book. “Regretting last night’s decisions in the cold light of day is much more fun without a hangover.”

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Gosh will i be a normal person capable of writing a non kakagai fic this month?

We’ll see!

[virtualcarrot]

@hihello-idraw

Not one of them without his blindspot of unhingedness

Iruka and Gai as the motivators to Kakashi and Yamato's more laidback natures. Yamato and Iruka sticking together in long-suffering witness to Kakashi and Gai's deranged challenges. Gai and Yamato just chilling with tea while Kakashi and Iruka pour over documents concerning the reconstruction and reform of Konoha.

Iruka pushing Kakashi at Gai because "he's your best friend, get him out of my sight" when he's had enough. Iruka making pointed comments in defense of Yamato when Kakashi's playing at his heartstrings to manipulate him one time too many. Iruka and Kakashi dropping repeated suggestions to Gai to take up a job as Taijutsu master at the Academy.

Yamato, the least opinionated of them all, providing each of them with level-headed company--that is, unless Kakashi does something truly outlandish, at which point he's the one who's going to seek out Iruka or Gai for commiseration. Yamato working on seals with Iruka. Yamato being a comforting source of support to Gai when his chronic pain flares because he's the only one who's able to compartmentalize his concern while Iruka's feeling helpless and Kakashi, self-loathing.

Gai being the loudest and most vocal in his indignation over Orochimaru's and Danzo's treatment of Yamato, in a way that's both embarrassing and, actually, comforting. Gai having no qualms about dropping praise when it's earned--and it often is. Actually, Gai having zero problem showing affection in general. Zero fucks are given about how he's perceived by other people.

Kakashi getting to hang out with these three people who know him in subtly different but no less true ways, and who accept him as is. Kakashi pushing Iruka to step out of his comfort zone. Kakashi allowing himself to be silly with Gai. Kakashi trolling Yamato because that's his way of acknowledging him as his equal.

[keepyourpantsongohan]

For 5 sentence fic:

"Tenzo woke up refreshed and ready to start his day until he heard the ever familiar "Yo, Tenzo" from his window sill."

Tenzō wakes up refreshed and ready to start his day until he hears the ever familiar "Yo, Tenzō," from his window sill.

"Sleeping," says Tenzō immediately, when he catches the look on Kakashi's face. He doesn't miss the flash of amusement in his intruder's expression before he quickly closes his eyes, settling back into bed.

"Lying," he hears in reply, much closer than before, as a hand reaches out to pinch his cheek. "Why are you so sure you won't like what I have to say?"

Tenzō cracks one eye open, squinting up at Kakashi, who looks far too charming and sunlit for his own good. "When it's good news, you use the front door."

[therealtwontie]

Ok i need to talk about this somewhere so i’ll do this here.

Imo it was impossible for Tenzo and Kakashi to have any romantic relationships during their Anbu era. I believe they were a prefect team, a Senpai and a Kouhai but not something more.

I am sure that Tenzo had a HUGE crush on Kakashi since he was a teen but couldn’t understand this for many years because of his traumatising past and the way he was socialising as a kid in the Root. I think it would be really difficult for him to understand his feelings at all and it’s not only about the romantic feels. So i guess he had to work on his mental state and the world perception for a very long time before he realised that he loves Kakashi.

And then we have Kakashi who is so traumatised that he can’t afford feeling attachment to the others while he is in Anbu. He is barely functioning himself, I don’t believe he could feel anything romance-like at that time. Then, team 7 happened and he had learned a lot from them. He had to think about his feelings and probably learn how to love again after such a long dark period.

I love their Anbu interactions.

I love noticing the way Tenzo admires Kakashi.

I love seeing them care for each other during missions.

But i am sure their relationship had started after Kakashi left Anbu and probably after he became a sensei.

[germposting]

new kkym fic coming atcha!! BOOM!!!

remember my fics are only available to registered users!! mwah hope u enjoy, lemme know what u think if u enjoyed <333

[garlicsunshine]

kakayama comfort fic 💜 4/4

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