#kai's polls

[allherfuckinglives]

(saw @novemberrules26 do this hehe)

[cryoculus]

Since Guard Dog's last update will be queued tomorrow, I wanted to ask if you guys r interested in seeing my other stuff on here 🤓 Might not crosspost my other multi-chapter fics yet as to not clog the tags, so here are some shorter fics that might pique your interest! Details can be found below <3

(P.S. All of these contain smut, so if you're uncomfortable or if you're a minor, please don't interact‼️‼️)

thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife

— featuring: kamisato ayato x thoma x reader

— synopsis: thoma was taught to only take what’s reasonably given to him. but what if ayato offers something he can’t refuse?

— tags: threesome, consensual cuckolding?? accidental voyeurism, smut

— wc: 11.5k words

sin & tonic

— featuring: childe x reader x kaeya

— synopsis: all you wanted was to unwind after two stressful weeks on the job. Unfortunately for you, Childe and Kaeya have other plans.

— tags: threesome, established fwb!kaeya, annoying!childe, smut, hydro as lube

— wc: 6.9k words

happy accidents

— featuring: diluc x reader

— synposis: being kindred spirits in solitude, a quiet evening away from the festivities is just what you and your good friend, diluc needed. until you accidentally fell into a lake and made your night ten times worse (read: better).

— tags: friends to lovers, lots of banter, smut

— wc: 8.2k words

dream a little (dream of me)

— featuring: zhongli x reader

— synopsis: you're a modern-day succubus just trying to get by, and your superior, mister zhongli is next on your hit-list. but every time you invade his dreams, he becomes someone else entirely...

— tags: modern au, office, succubus!reader, dreams, getting together, heavy angst, heavy plot, smut

— wc: 23.3k words

[yhwcomeback]

The Master of Fire.

poster on redbubble

[wouldvecouldveshouldve]

[mmmmmmky]

poll.

[miyagi-hokarate]

Johnny Lawrence:

Almost drowned and set fire to the same child (on separate occasions)

Pissed on his own car during a drunken breakdown

Believed dinosaurs built the pyramids

Made children go inside a cement mixer

Was kicked out of an Applebee's for undisclosed, drunk reasons

Graffitied a dick onto Daniel's billboard

Daniel LaRusso:

Is in love with Johnny

[underratedmhapoll]

They Have Done Nothing Bad Ever (Promise)

[colorfulmess14]

This is one of the first times Zane and Jay genuinely interacted. It was also before Wu found Kai or Cole so they had a two-week jump start ahead of Cole and a 10-month start ahead of Kai.

This comic is an example of the art style I'll draw these prompts in.

[whosyourfavevoicedby-polls]

[four-of-them-showdown]

Miku, Rin, Len, Luka:

No propaganda!

Jay, Cole, Kai, Zane:

"They're my friends, they've been a team for over 10 years now and I've been there that whole time :)"

"Why shouldn't they win? They're little gay skittles. Or they're brothers. You choose"

"JUMP UP KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIN (sorry i am very passionate about the legos but too tired to form like. real sentences. please imagine something written about how they're cool and fueled my childhood or something)"

"OK SO

They’re the OG members of the ninja team and shipping all four of them together is popular and is very gay it’s called polyninja and it’s amazing and let me break down the dynamics of each of them

Zane x Jay: Technoshipping

Robot x their mechanic trope goes brrrr. Zane is a logical and smart one, and Jay is chaotic and kinda a disaster. Zane is the autism to his adhd and they are very fun <3

Zane x Kai: Oppositeshipping

Ha ha opposites attract trope goes brrr. Again, Zane is logical and smart, whereas Kai is impulsive (and also smart just in a different way). Both of them feel emotions strongly but process them in different ways and I have to end it here before I write an essay about how ZANE was the one who with a single meaningful look and touch to the arm told him it was too late to go back, how Lloyd mentioned KAI to try and restore Zane’s memories when he had amnesia, how- (You get the picture)

Zane x Cole: Glaciershipping

Mom friend x Dad friend. I have realized that his is getting long so I am going to be much briefer now

Jay x Kai: Plasmashipping

Two adhd/add idiots being stupid together <3

Jay x Cole: Bruiseshipping

Best friends to lovers what more could you want (don’t start me on this one they have so much chemistry)

Kai x Cole: Lavashipping

I am bad at words for this one but just trust me they’re a Vibe ok they’re a Vibe

Zane x Jay x Kai x Cole: Polyninja

THEY ARE STUPID, GAY, AND IN LOVE, YOUR HONOR"

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Okay in light of recent conversations I've had:

Please reblog both for a larger sample and also for my own peace of mind because please say I'm not in the minority in knowing this.

Also elaborate in the tags if you want :]

[Edit: I know that technically Gibraltar is a British Overseas Territory and not part of Britain (aka Wales, England, Scotland including the Northern Isles and Hebrides). I simplified it for ease of access.

I didn't want to confuse people who didn't know all the different terminology we have like British Isles, British Islands, Britain/Great Britain, British Overseas Territory, British Sovereign Territory, Crown Dependency, Channel Islands, Unitary Sovereign Country, and the UK.]