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“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!

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i think the concept of a software install wizard is so cute… developers know the average person isnt comfortable running terminal commands so theyre like here!!! this wizard will do it for you <3 and we’re all like yay :) the wizard

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Me: It stands for Point of Sale

Also Me: Time to head for work at the piece of shit

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trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

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The Daily Show | Nov. 6 2024

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man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

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I’m so sorry we didn’t learn, George.

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while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade

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my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

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when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

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You’ve heard of “don’t monetize your hobbies”; get ready for "don’t master your hobbies".

Your hobbies are here to help you decompress and have fun. They do not have to be disciplines you toil over for expertise, unless that is something you genuinely enjoy doing.

It’s okay to enjoy language-learning without ever becoming fluent, or even conversational. It’s okay to like playing guitar even if you only know a few clumsy songs. You can read books and never finish them, bowl without ever scoring even halfway to perfect. We’re here to explore and play, and we cannot do that if we’re chasing perfection in everything we do.

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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

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women have been conditioned to believe our oppression is “over”. I have had friends tell me they had “forgot” that misogyny even still existed. misogyny is there, every single day in society. our society has been built upon the very foundations of misogyny, of hate and oppression of women. don’t let anyone tell you that women and men are equal now and there’s nothing to be fighting against. we are still fighting.

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American women, please never forget that the men of this country — conservative men, liberal men, white men, black men, hispanic men, asian men, young men, old men, ALL varieties of man — decided today that they hate women more than they care about the long term well being of this country. they hate women SO MUCH that a woman could be the ideal candidate, run the perfect campaign, and they STILL won’t vote for her, even when they said they would. MEN HATE WOMEN. THEY HATE YOU. THEY WILL NOT CHANGE.

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE. 4B6T NOW.

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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before