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Bonsai Treehouse by Takanori Aiba (2003)

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scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

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Pool of milky-blue water completely isolated and untouched for hundreds of thousands years discovered by humans deep inside a cave in New Mexico (2020)

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Fun Story to Share.

I got my (now 18-year-old) daughter into Ao3 back in 2021. I taught her she should always comment - even if the fic looks old or abandoned or whatever. She did.

Well - she got this email this morning:

The fic was written in 2014 and essentially abandoned.

Bethy read and reviewed in 2021 (and was actually the only person who had commented at all).

Today in 2025 - the final chapter was posted by the author and this was her reply to Bethy’s comment.

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Never question whether a fic is too old to comment on.

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Donald Trump is not "orange" he is "gyaru" part of Japanese gal culture which inverts yamato nadeshiko beauty standards

Yeah I largely agree with this

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posting from my hotel's air conditioning control

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If you own a food processor you can make any nut butter and no one can stop you

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do you think Elon musk actually tried to do the Nazi salute

PSHH! He definitely wasn't doing that one salute that everybody thinks of when you make that specific gesture. twice. No no, he was doing ANOTHER salute that no one had heard of prior to today!! We simply must agree that this is what he was doing, and not the really obvious thing that makes more sense given all of the context and pretext and subtext.

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The propaganda really couldn't be more blatant could it...

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Wippie. I’m fighting my life with this one

SYLUS THE MAN YOU ARE

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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- I’m not the child you once knew.

- No. That child would see you and run.